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This is a global player original

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podcast.

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Hello. I'm Bill Williams. And I'm Spencer Matthews,

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and welcome to this week's bonus episode

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of Spencer and Vogue. The bonus

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Indeed. The bonus.

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So this week, we're gonna do one of our top

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five games. So we tell us our

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top five of a certain category, and this week

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super

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Paris. I think let's

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try and do one where we agree

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on it. Oh, so so what the

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favorite I think flying,

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like Yeah. But it's it's a bit weak. Right. Okay.

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What about a Sabrina the teenage witch where you can kick

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your fingers in here somewhere

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else? I'm in France. Yeah.

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Well, that's just time travel. I'll do

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time travel as my favorite. Time travel

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is cool. Like, really

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cool. Laser eyes. Those

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arise, I guess. But my favorite this

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this this is controversial for

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people who like this kind of thing. I

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think the greatest power you well,

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the coolest power you can have is to take X

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men for an example, right, because they've all got cool different

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powers. Like,

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the flash counterpart, the the the what's

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his name? Flash is a really fast

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one. They said this flash, he's not an x man. There's

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also an x man. MO, do you wanna get

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the Google machine out? Quick silver. Got it.

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So there's an x man called quick silver,

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and he is he is so fast

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that he can essentially like stop

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time. Right? So, like, see, you've

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just got your lips thing out.

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Yeah. I could have ran to France

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over the Thames picked up a croissant and

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ran back here in the time that took you to do

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that. Right? That's how far

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That's actually that's quite a good Yeah.

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But it's very cool. And he but he can

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move stuff off at the wears time travel, you're

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just like going

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somewhere. So it's like, boom, you don't get the pressure

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of like, he can slow

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it up. Like,

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Well, there's five, so we can do that.

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We can do time travel. think I want to be able

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to hear people's thoughts. The superfast won't be really

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cool because you could enter, like, boxing fights. So I could

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challenge like Canelo Alvarez to a fight, and I'd

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kick the shit out of him because I'm much faster.

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And then you could have a super strength one.

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You could be invisible.

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Super strength isn't that great. I mean, I

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kind of have that now. Being invisible is

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No. You don't.

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Being invisible. That's how the pyramids are

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built. Right? That's more of a plausible --

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What people --

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by someone who had Superpowers.

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I think aliens did it. Awesome.

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You

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honestly think audience at us? Watch think audience are

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doing them. Why haven't they come down and see us? I think

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they built them years and years and years ago before civilization

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have fucked up somewhere else. Because earth isn't

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the best planet there

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is. Yeah. With that, I'm not sure they didn't give us his birth. But,

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like, I I don't Do you think

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aliens maybe look like people? They

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just look like people from different planet?

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I have no idea what they look like, but what

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I do know is that humans building the pyramids

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is almost unfathomable.

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Okay, Vogue. Next? The

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world's most difficult words to

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pronounce. So this is I saw this thing online. Right?

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And the top ten words with the most difficult

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pronunciations have been revealed. I

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mean, there's Irish names, foreign food,

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and American authorizations ranked

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among the words we find most difficult to pronounce

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according to a study. Okay.

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Go.

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Spaniard, you know, it's too, doesn't have easy. They're

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not all easy though. For sure. Yeah.

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Sorsha. Sorsha? No. Sorsha.

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It's Sorsha. Omnicron.

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Yeah. No. This next what the fuck? Why

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is Omnicron difficult to pronounce? Well, it's probably

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pronounced it if my goner. Say Omnicron. Kyiv.

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Kyiv. That's actually

3:25

Kyiv. Yeah.

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Assaai. Assaai. Yeah. Naima.

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Nave?

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I just because I know that I know

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that name of her is listening because she listens every

3:38

week. So I just wanted to get with it. I know it's naive.

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Shavon. Shavon? No.

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No. No. No. Shavon. This is b. No. It's Shavon.

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Goupes. Jobs. I

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don't even know what a job says. New

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again,

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NewGen. No.

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No. Newen.

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Newen? And -- Yes. --

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I I say schedule, but I say

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schedule. But but some people say schedule.

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Okay. Let's see what they are. Come on, Emma. Okay.

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So it's Yeah. Sertia?

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Oh, Sertia. Sertia. Sertia.

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I would say Sertia. Sertia.

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Oh my god. I'm Micron. Omicron.

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Omicron. Omicron. Omicron. Omicron.

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Keith,

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Oh, it's Gheros. It's meant to be Gheros. Is

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that is that Greek?

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Oh my god. This Neuthen one is nguyen.

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Nguyen. Nguyen. What does that mean?

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What? Nguyen. Oh, today. And

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when my my p name. Schedule.

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Oh. Schedule. Schedule.

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You can also say

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schedule. Yeah. Yeah. That one was not hard.

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Listening emails.

4:54

Listener emails are faves. Okay.

4:56

So Sam. Yeah. Hi again. Just listen to

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the pod. I realized I've got to add about

5:01

the bed

5:01

spring. The guy cut a hole in the mattress.

5:05

And that's I

5:06

love Sam. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

5:08

Yeah. Well, it sounds back. So just

5:10

listen to the part and realized that we were just walking

5:12

out to eat shit. Didn't get the story

5:15

right. So I realized I

5:17

forgot to add about the bed spring. The guy cut

5:19

a hole in the match address. And that is

5:21

why he got his willy entangled in the bed spring.

5:24

And regarding the carrot story, the

5:27

a and east have didn't believe his

5:29

version of events

5:30

either. And

5:31

he got beaten up for them for you. Yeah. I've beaten up for

5:33

those. actually have a sensible question to ask.

5:35

I know you guys travel travel I know

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you both travel a lot for work. And

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holidays. And I was wondering, what

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is the one item that you always pack but never

5:44

use or always wish you had packed more of?

5:47

Or do you have any packing hack tips?

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After reading the door handles and the remote control

5:53

never get cleaned in the hotel rooms, I always pack

5:56

anti back wipes and clean

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those as soon as I get into hotel

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room. Looking forward to Big Fish with Piers Morgan

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Spencer regards. It's out, my friend.

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Fill your boots. Okay. So, Sam, I think

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that, like, as much as you want, like, I know about

6:08

the juicy cushions and stuff like that in hotel rooms.

6:10

But the problem is you can bring out two bacterial wipes.

6:13

But the reality is, your phone is

6:15

dirtier than like a used

6:17

toilet

6:18

seats. So actually

6:20

the

6:20

When you think about it, why would a you why would a

6:22

toilet seat be dirty? Yeah.

6:24

I know. I got it. But, like, so

6:27

a door handles gross, but your phones grows

6:29

like you're touching people's hands all day.

6:31

So it's not thought that you need to be worried with it.

6:33

I mean, seriously, don't mind with the spring. That

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is just so. And, Sam, please come back to

6:37

us with more of those stories. I know you'll have more.

6:40

I love them. Packing hacks

6:42

tips, packing eye to eye or a packing.

6:44

I always just, like, lay out what I need

6:46

and I I put it all into, like, little sections.

6:49

I have started getting those little packing bags.

6:51

My mom got me them for Christmas as a present.

6:53

And, like, so I put my necklace and socks in one

6:55

of them. I put my bikinis in another one.

6:57

Right. Right. So we've been going we're going being tomorrow,

7:00

though packed a month

7:02

ago.

7:02

I'd tell

7:03

you that's not true. You packed three weeks ago.

7:05

Two weeks a week ago. I packed glass. That's

7:07

actually swear on my life.

7:09

I swear on your life. You packed three weeks. I packed

7:11

last week. Bloody bags being by the door

7:13

for ages. No.

7:14

That's III brought this phone the other day.

7:16

One book. A Vogue was saying that

7:18

the book had to move. I was like, there's a

7:20

there's a packed

7:21

bag. There's been there for nearly a month spent by the

7:23

door. Bag was out on

7:25

on Sunday. You know what I know? It was on Sunday because

7:27

your parents came up to visit us. And I was like,

7:29

I better get that stuff off the whole table and put it

7:31

into the packed bag and finish the

7:33

pack. It's too long. Whatever.

7:39

Next one is for Jack.

7:41

Do you

7:41

want to read it? I like listened to your read comments. Oh, there's

7:43

Spencer and Virgo. hope you don't mind me mailing in. Well, of course,

7:46

not Jacklyn. It's the point of it. Relatively new listener

7:48

to the

7:48

pod, which has now become my guilty pleasure.

7:50

So thank you. Was wondering if Spencer knew

7:52

why a guilty pleasure. Yeah. I don't know.

7:54

Because it's actually because it's not very serious. That's why.

7:57

I was wondering if Spencer knew about his prizing

7:59

duet with American rapper Wiz Khalifa.

8:02

Sorry? I was out running

8:04

this morning and with my Spotify

8:06

playlist on shuffle, I'm sure

8:09

in mister Khalifa's smash hit record,

8:11

black and yellow, black and yellow. He

8:13

named checks clean co. The Lyric

8:15

question, I'm sipping clean

8:17

co and rocking yellow

8:19

diamonds. No. No. Webro.

8:21

I'm sipping clean co and rocking

8:23

yellow diamonds. That's kinda

8:25

girl. Oh my god. Where's Leaf is sick? Unfortunately,

8:29

this song came out ages before Glencore, but

8:31

we are definitely gonna use that in

8:33

marketing now. Thank

8:36

you very much for pointing that out. Actually, you love

8:38

that song. Black and yellow. Black and yellow.

8:41

You know what it is? Okay. I can picture the

8:43

TV advert for Clincos and now set

8:45

on mean streets of on the mean

8:47

streets of Chelsea. Or the Bronx like bluebird

8:49

restaurant complete with black in yellow as the company's

8:51

soundtrack. Anyway, an unlikely duo

8:54

that I thought may be of interest

8:56

and kill five minutes on your pod should

8:58

this partnership commence? A ten percent

9:00

commission of any royalties would be welcome

9:03

or seen as my girlfriend

9:05

is seven months pregnant and Klinko Jin

9:08

has kept her sane throughout this period. A free

9:10

bottle just

9:10

kidding. Keep up the good work, regards Jack

9:13

from another room. Who

9:15

else is

9:15

from another room, Jack? Arctic Monkeys,

9:18

Alex Turner. Me. Oh, sorry.

9:21

Like, what the hell? You are

9:23

like a total joke. I'm

9:25

actually not from Rotherm. I'm from Granthan.

9:28

Is it clear? Near enough, but

9:30

my my grandmother, Eunice, who I think

9:32

I spoke about last week as well, she's getting plenty of

9:34

her time, lived in

9:37

Rotherham, and I have been to

9:39

bother him many times. So

9:41

was Alex Turner? Yeah. Yeah.

9:43

Yeah. So, yeah, there we go. Disclaimer,

9:46

the lyric is actually I'm sipping FLEICO.

9:49

I see. You've

9:51

ruined it there. Haven't you? Jack? Well, listen,

9:53

bro. And Jack, yeah, of course, you can have

9:56

a free bottle of clinko for your efforts.

9:58

I would love to send that to you. Please email

10:01

the podcast with your

10:03

address and I will send it out in

10:05

the post

10:06

personally. Personally. This

10:08

one is from Charlotte. Hey, you can have this one.

10:11

Hi, sweaty Vogue. I love the part, and listen while

10:13

I get ready for work. And

10:15

the other day, was getting ready and was listening to the

10:17

latest when my daughter came upstairs, I paused the pause

10:19

so she didn't hear the content she's four.

10:21

With that one day with her sister of one year old and she

10:23

has a habit playing with my farmer can never get into

10:25

it. Anyway, totally oblivious. She still

10:27

managed to press play. And full blast out of nowhere,

10:29

I hear Vogue shouting with a

10:31

car as opposed boom. Ponex seeped

10:35

in, and I managed to stop it, but it was too

10:37

late. Everyone in the cave herd

10:39

keeps going short as Charlotte,

10:42

that's it. That's a real shame for you.

10:44

Not to be listened

10:45

to in public here is our friend, Anon,

10:48

There's a few real amazing ones that you've

10:50

done. What did you do again today? What did you do?

10:52

Quizine was the last one which stopped to eat brilliant

10:54

when he thought it was spelled

10:55

quizine. And then he thought Egypt wasn't

10:58

in Africa. No. Can we can we

10:59

lock up a few of those? There's plenty of

11:02

fucking answers. I know obviously, I know Egypt's

11:04

in Africa.

11:04

That's to That's honestly why you and him. You

11:06

didn't know. You just said, you know, I know.

11:08

Doesn't

11:09

why you and him try to paint

11:11

me to be this dumb dumb.

11:13

We don't try and page you. You page There's some picture

11:15

basically Egypt. It's an Africa.

11:17

Sure. Go and name all

11:19

the continents. Where else would it go?

11:22

In Africa.

11:23

No. Africa. Oh, man. Africa is one

11:25

continent. No. I know. Are

11:27

sure. Yes. Definitely. Yes.

11:31

Yes. Name another continent, Africa,

11:34

Asia -- Yeah. -- Europe -- Yeah.

11:37

America? Yeah? Yeah.

11:40

That's it?

11:42

That's it. Is it? No. Perfect.

11:46

Russia? No. It

11:50

has been a while since I've retained in regards

11:52

to the information. There you go. We we know it's a kingdom.

11:55

No. That's not a that's a country. Yeah. Of

11:57

course. Yeah. Yeah.

11:59

Okay. Vogue. Are

12:01

we the other continent?

12:02

Australia is a continent. Is that it?

12:04

Australia. Do you know?

12:06

No, it isn't. Australia isn't a contrast. Oh,

12:08

dear. Anon, hello, Vogue, our Irish hero.

12:10

Thank you very much, Anon, on Spencer. I

12:13

We'll learn nonsense. Oh, that's what I'm

12:15

on here. Answer.

12:18

Yeah. I listen every week and love you guys.

12:20

I have a pretty senior role in a social media company

12:23

and recently was asked to give a huge presentation in

12:25

front of the big dogs. My first reaction

12:27

was, oh god, Jesus. Folks, please do in your

12:29

breast, iris accent. I was super nervous and overthinking.

12:31

And then right before the presentation, I thought

12:33

of Spencer's advice, like, why are we feeling

12:35

embarrassed? Why everything could just have a life no

12:38

regrets. Mhmm. I hate to say it's Benny,

12:40

but think you're a kind of a wrong level. Careless.

12:42

Achieved more.

12:44

Careless. Careless. Careless.

12:46

Okay, Sandy. That's I'll try to catch me out.

12:48

Okay.

12:48

I'll let both

12:49

spelled the same way. Was it Was it

12:50

Was it Was it

12:50

Was it Did it

12:51

show on different line? I did

12:53

the presentation and smashed it up. So thanks for

12:55

sharing your words of wisdom. PS, up

12:57

Ireland, I do

12:58

agree. Go on. You do this one.

13:01

It's also from Anon. Questions

13:04

for the pod, anonymous because

13:06

my boyfriend listens. We get mad,

13:08

oh, this sounds exciting. We are married

13:11

in a few weeks, and I would like to buy my husband

13:14

to be an aftershave for the day.

13:16

Does does she just mean buy

13:18

by a a perfume here. So I'm after shave.

13:20

Right? For the day, as a president, which

13:22

will remind him of our wedding, can you ask Benny

13:24

which he would recommend? He already

13:26

has Acudiparma, Udd. And

13:28

Spice loves it. So something similar. Thanks. Love

13:30

the pod. Or another idea for an amazing

13:32

present to give him the morning of our wedding. What did

13:34

you guys give you

13:35

other. I would say, I love Tom Ford

13:37

and Rowley Porfina. Oh, what a delicious

13:40

scent, and it's so fresh and delicious and gorgeous.

13:42

I'd buy him that if he already has the other that

13:44

other lot. There was that really amazing

13:46

one. Remember it was in a small bottle that you

13:48

had? What was that called again? Rough run. No.

13:50

No. No. No. It's really expensive. Fair

13:52

enough run. It's great. Also but III

13:55

quite like a trip down memory

13:56

lane.

13:56

I like a CK-one. I like

13:59

a CK-one. I like a Jean Paul Gokiela

14:01

Mal. I like all this stuff. I like it. Smells

14:03

good. Tout de Almez is delicious.

14:06

Yes. That's delicious. And what should we give

14:08

you to the I don't think we bought each other present. You see, this

14:10

is what happened with our wedding. We were meant to just

14:12

do, like, the registry part of our wedding first

14:14

up in Scotland, and we were having a tiny little

14:16

wedding. I didn't get my makeup done. I know

14:18

loads people down to the wedding, but I would have done that

14:20

for a big wedding. We had, like, twenty

14:22

people or something in our wedding, and it was so

14:24

nice that we just decided not to

14:26

do anything else, anymore

14:28

of a big wedding. And So

14:31

I don't think we even bought each other presents. We just

14:33

didn't get to that point because it wasn't meant to be

14:35

our proper wedding day, and then it just turned into it to nuts

14:37

man. I

14:39

loved everything. I thought it was great. Yeah. But we didn't

14:41

buy each of the gifts

14:41

as well. No. Not really. No. We just had each

14:44

other telling us what we really want

14:45

to do. We were we gifted each other Each

14:47

other. Indeed. That's enough gift

14:49

in itself. And that's it. We hope you

14:51

enjoyed the bonus episode, and we will be back

14:53

with you next

14:55

Thursday for the main episode?

14:58

Well,

14:58

don't I remember to

14:59

be included? Today. Whether Bonus at

15:01

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15:04

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