This episode, Zoe and Margie tackle 1986's top military recruitment tool, Top Gun, directed by two guys we don't mention and starring Tom Cruise, Lesbian Kelly McGillis, Val Kilmer, and a whole lotta planes. What's a mig? What's a hard deck? What's a woman like Lesbian Kelly McGillis doing settling for a man like Tom Cruise? What happens to Sea Org servants when the people they're working for die? Whose house is that? None of these questions will have answers, but listen anyway to find out once and for all who is the toppest gun.
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