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September may be coming to an end, but the Honchos roll on with another elephantitis-sized showgram for y'all. After an uplifting talk about their mortality and Paul's ear woes, the Honchos led off the show with some headlines about elephant tranquilizers, Michael Jordan's underwear, and the worst condom substitute ever.

The bucket of sports began with some college talk. After commenting on the NCAA finally calling the women's basketball tourney "March Madness," the Honchos did a recap of Week 4 around the NCAA. The college segment ended with another Presbyterian Blue Hose update, the official college team of the Sports Honchos.

In the NHL/NBA/MLB segment the Honchos paid a proper tribute to Henrik Lundquist before turning their attention to the Caps jersey ads, the changing sponsors for the Winter Classic, the vaccine war in the NBA and the continuing saga of Ben Simmons and the Sixers.

The NFL recap contained the usual hi-jinks and hilarity as the Honchos whipped around the league to review Week 3 and looked ahead to some important games upcoming. And yes, the Jags-Bengals game made that list!

The show reached the finish line the way it always does, with the Dope of the Week. This week's winner was Tyler Boyd, Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver.

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