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Did you say gooey? Yeah.

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That breath was worse than anything else

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you said actually.

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Other non friends, let me tell you a tale of

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three heroes over the world. A

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brutal droid and the team

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who is but not his world. You

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know them by name. You know them by name.

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The requests are famously daring.

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So here I said, singing to

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you and adventure that is for sharing.

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Temp is the broom. She knows how to swallow

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me. Last you're singing and fine. Dinges

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at the ocean ships to shape and meals

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to stay with great mind. Billy's

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a thief. This tiny size does

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match the largest horn. Best

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in reds. They may not be a friendship

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about way is this one. So

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gather up friends and

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listen close.

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for the tails of that.

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oh

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Hello,

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everybody, and welcome to Spout

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lore. I'm your game master, Sean

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O'Hara. Joining me is always playing to Como

1:23

Dome, the Barbarian Abdul Aziz. Hello, every

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about angling the half elf crew and Paul

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Oppers. Hi there. And playing Fat Billy,

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the halfling thief at Jessica Tye. Hello,

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everyone. When last we left our heroes.

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they were dragged kicking and screaming

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into a hellscape of things creation.

1:40

What? The

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gang was

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transferred unconsciously to the

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Dreamplace. Veng was

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a hosted by a nightmarish representation

1:53

of his father, Nathaniel, in the form of a

1:55

great black wolf with iron gray teeth

1:58

a snowfall in its mouth, arrows piercing

2:00

its hide, and after

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attempting to kill this wolf several times,

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darted into the woods of his nightmares

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to confront the beast, a tuck in

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Billy following closely behind. Crapling

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with their own dream selves, Billy

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turning into a tree and becoming trapped

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an endless dream forest, tuck

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encountering the nightmarish cataclysm

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that he has experienced over and over

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and over every night for his entire

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life. Yeah. Totally normal

2:29

for me and no reason to

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be concerned or no reason to

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speculate from a fan life of two. And

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she's doing the waggle thing. Your eyes are watering

2:38

again. Nice. Job it.

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Your eyes are spinning around in your head like a muppet. What's

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going on? Ving confronted

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the Wolf Dad at the last moment

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saving himself by plunging his unbreakable

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spear into a brand

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new gemstone cave. open moonstone,

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a beautiful brilliant white light, plunging

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his spear into it and being

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consumed by an inky darkness,

3:01

tuck hauling ving

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out of this darkness into his own

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nightmare.

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Veng joining him in the cataclysm. Thank

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you. Yeah. And Chuck

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realized that more terrifying than the nightmare

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of this being destroyed

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is having someone

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see what's going on in his head. It

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does not like that. antioxidants and vulnerability.

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He's a string of dead dead therapy.

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I do. Billy, meanwhile,

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became lost in a memory of the winter war.

3:31

totes. Engaging in an unending battle

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with a vicious elven warrior, top of

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mighty battle cat, being

3:37

killed over and over as well. Yeah.

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Tuck and Veng progressed

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through the cataclysmic nightmare, finding

3:44

Billy on this battlefield, doing

3:46

their absolute damnedest to get him out. Veng

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took on form of a bear of

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bloody ice in moonlight. Tuck

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mixed it up with a cat man. Yeah. I got

3:56

fucked up. I got fucked up a lot.

3:59

Yeah. Pretty bad. Yeah. But eventually,

4:01

through the power of friendship -- Mhmm. --

4:03

overcame their troubles removing their

4:05

Chamberlain rings. after they

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found themselves in a vision of Pinewood,

4:10

a a time, a better time, and

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the gang escaped from the nightmare

4:15

realm But not before Chuck

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watched the village of Pinewood, destroyed

4:19

in a cataclysm, all

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of his friends and loved ones being

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burned to death by a fissure of lava. I

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knew that this would be his dream from here

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on out. Yeah. Tucker's like, what

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the fuck is going on in

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my head? it it doesn't

4:36

sound or feel good -- Yeah. -- to even think about

4:38

it. So he doesn't think about it, and that's a

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pretty good way to deal with it in his opinion.

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And upon returning to the waking world, they

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were collected by Savannah who said that

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the council had reached their decision. And

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then they returned to the council to hear

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their judgment. Billy

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acted like a fucking animal and

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climbed around the knowledge tree,

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spinning on people and telling

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them to shut the fuck up. Showing

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once and for all the reason that you shouldn't bring

5:04

your kid to small claims court. Yeah.

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This is what happens when they me somewhere

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I don't wanna go. custody

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battles. Fuck you. My

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custody is nuts. Great.

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and they received the judgment from Grimshaw,

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leader of the Oval Council, early speaker for the

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Oval Council, that this debt

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of blood can only be

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paid with blood and that you must kill

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the ranger king. Oh, jeez.

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And that is where we find ourselves now. probably

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gonna have no ramifications psychologically. The

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judgment hangs in the air. They look at

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you expectantly. Well,

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our

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rate is five cold coins

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a day. Plus per diem, plus

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expenses. Yeah. Meach.

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Shit. Good call. Grim

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Grimshade looks baffled,

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absolutely flabbergasted. This

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is not a request. This is

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a judgment. What

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if we deny? If

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you refuse

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this judgment, deny what

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is required of you, I

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would recommend leaving this

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island by sundown. You

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will have a day and a night, and

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then the judgment of Hibernia

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beyond you. And

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at at that, you

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see StoneEye who has

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his arms crossed over his barrel chest

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smile grimly. Fuck.

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Billy Farts. Well,

6:37

looking at Stone Eye. Of course.

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He he plops the ground. It's

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like, well, I guess we

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best be off.

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We

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shall collect our things. Yeah.

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Tuck. Yes. I will

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go now. And

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Tuck is, like, Stoner. And he, like,

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reaches forward to Stoner. there. He

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doesn't move, but his whole body tenses,

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I would like to say, I

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will see you. on

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the my friend. And

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then Chuck, who is really

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suffering the effects of blood loss?

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Does a flourishing bat. and

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almost passes everything over.

7:20

Yeah. All the blood rushes to his head,

7:22

his head rush. and

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Savannah is at the edge of the the

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cliff and she starts

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walking back with you. What what happened?

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We have to kill my father. Oh,

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or they're gonna kill us? Yeah.

7:36

Well, you know, that's the

7:38

way. Do

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you know how they'll kill us? What do they what do they

7:41

usually? How do they usually kill people who won't

7:43

kill their dad? Well,

7:45

that actually has only come up a handful of

7:47

times, I'd say. But

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if

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I had to guess based on sort of

7:53

your current situation and everything that

7:55

has happened between your discovery

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and your arrival on Hibernia, I would guess

7:59

the seliquis will have something to do with it.

8:01

No. The water

8:03

dogs And then Tukos, Savannah

8:05

and I picked these for you, and he gives

8:07

her a handful of grass. I

8:09

don't know. Like,

8:11

not long grass. Like, a little blade of

8:13

grass. It's a little clutch of grass.

8:15

Oh, thank you. That's very sweet of you, and

8:17

she kinda takes it from you and puts

8:19

it in her mouth. Right?

8:22

because she's a deer. Oh

8:25

my god. Does she eat the trees? She puts her right in

8:27

her mouth and chews like so

8:30

yeah. Yeah. I mean, you can go back to the HUD. You could probably go

8:33

back to your ship as well. I

8:35

mean, I

8:35

assume they gave you the usual spiel,

8:38

be gone by sundown and then a day and a

8:40

night? Yeah. So what do you what do you

8:42

what do you plan on doing? think we

8:43

have to talk to our friends to figure out what's

8:45

going on. Okay. So you're going down to the ship?

8:48

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So you head

8:50

down to the sun runner.

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and it is beached exactly where you

8:55

found it. And before we leave Savannah, I

8:57

go Yeah. So, like, I got, like,

8:59

my own like Hamich in there if you ever wanna

9:01

come by. It's pretty cool.

9:03

So you're

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kinda casually looking about trying to

9:07

act like disconnected and cool and you turned

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back and she's gone. And

9:12

then I grabbed Vic's arm and I leaned in

9:14

and I was like, do you see that? That

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wasn't amazing. We

9:19

were both, like, looking you really at, like,

9:21

wide eyed. Like, I was. I was, I was like, yeah.

9:23

Oh, she's gone. But

9:25

she already left left a while ago. So

9:27

quiet, into the trees disappeared. You

9:29

miss a hundred percent of the shots you don't take,

9:31

buddy. Yeah. I miss a hundred percent of my shots. I

9:34

need my shots. I need my

9:36

shots. And there are, you know, a

9:38

couple cell keys on the beach that are

9:40

asleep, some in human form, some in

9:42

seal form, and you

9:44

see Ollie Ender is standing kind of

9:46

on the top deck of the sunrunner from where

9:48

it's beach and he sees you. He's got a beer in

9:50

his hand and he's like, oh, hey. Hey.

9:53

Stop Ollie. I thought you

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were and

9:58

he runs his hand across

10:00

his neck. No. We got a day and a half. What

10:02

do you mean? And

10:05

then it's Cool. As you

10:07

put it. Oh. Yeah. Is

10:09

Maggie around? I can go find

10:11

her. Yeah. I think we need to tell her and Perrell

10:13

what happened. We go down

10:14

to Perrell's room like last time.

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he

10:19

wakes up and he's like, whoa. This

10:22

girl just standing over his hammock.

10:25

What's going on? Is that your sleeping

10:27

robe? Yeah. It's really

10:29

nice. It's for airflow. Is that

10:31

feather boa? This this this hammocks

10:33

uncomfortable. I like the way it feels against my

10:35

skin. Is that silk? Yeah. It's okay.

10:37

Oh, this is a part wool? I mean, yeah,

10:39

it's got, like, different, like, panels. No.

10:41

The slippers. Oh, the slippers. Yeah. Those

10:43

these are wool. I mean, these actually.

10:45

Billy crawls into the hammock

10:48

as well. Oh.

10:48

Trying to steal us a little bit.

10:51

No. Get any kind

10:53

of shifts Make room. Yeah.

10:55

Then let's billy later. Oh

10:58

my god. I can't what's going on. Alright. So I'm

11:00

snuggling Perrell. And you're trying to steal a slipper? Yeah. I got

11:02

a slipper in my hugging the slipper. I'm

11:04

like, bro, we got so much to tell

11:06

you.

11:06

Okay. What's

11:07

going on? I

11:09

gotta kill my dad in a day ahead

11:11

and a half where they're gonna kill all of us.

11:13

Whoa. Hold hold

11:15

on. And he, like, slaps himself

11:17

in the cheek a couple times. did you say you

11:19

have to kill your dad in a day and a half or

11:21

they're going to kill you? I think we have to

11:23

agree to kill his dad or we

11:25

just run And if

11:27

we do that, they'll try and come and kill us

11:29

-- Uh-huh. -- in a day and a half.

11:31

Oh, shit thing.

11:33

How do you feel about that? Well,

11:35

yeah. Pretty conflicted things. Good

11:39

morning. Yeah. Good morning. That's a

11:41

lot. Yeah. That is a lot. I'm so

11:43

sorry. I'm so sorry. Well, I mean, mostly,

11:45

like, where are we gonna find this guy? He's, you know,

11:47

he's not gonna go down easy? No.

11:49

Probably not. But also you

11:51

wanna kill your dad? Really? I mean, I did.

11:53

Yeah. For sure. For sure. Yeah.

11:56

No. No. No. I just wanna kill you.

11:58

I did. for sure, I did. Have you ever met a

12:00

dad? You didn't wanna kill?

12:02

We could always

12:02

just run and then choose

12:05

along the way. And then if we had

12:07

trouble, we're just like, Oh, well, you didn't make the

12:09

terms clear enough. We

12:11

thought we just had to get out here.

12:12

Here's the question. Should we just tell them

12:14

that we're gonna kill things to have and

12:17

then decide later.

12:19

I mean, droids do

12:21

have a Do

12:23

you have a pinky promise too? Yeah.

12:25

No. I was trying to think of the word for

12:27

it. There's

12:30

an old Irish

12:32

mythological term? A guess. A guess.

12:34

Yeah. Yeah. Which is like a it's

12:36

a it's a thing that you

12:38

have to

12:39

abide by, or it brings

12:41

you like,

12:42

misfortune basically. So you

12:44

think that they'll try and, like,

12:46

bind us with a guess to,

12:48

like, force us to do this? If we

12:50

say yes, I mean, I assume that's what they're

12:52

gonna do.

12:53

That's like, you

12:55

know, that's how you make people do what

12:57

you're bidding. And and it is very

12:59

much like Billy's oath. thing you

13:01

remember. It's like, you agree to

13:03

terms of some kind,

13:05

and it is set

13:06

out that if you break the terms, then, yeah, something

13:08

terrible happens to you. Can I spell Lauren if

13:10

it's possible to break a gash after

13:12

it's been administered? Totally. Right.

13:14

because if we can if we become if we if

13:16

you just guess yourself, And

13:19

then Tuck has learned a new

13:21

work. Yeah. I've used it all the time. I do

13:23

not know how it's If we do the guess work.

13:26

Yeah. Let me

13:28

take a guess. If you get drenched

13:30

in the guess, we can't let them

13:32

get us in the guess. Yeah. But

13:34

if we do that and then

13:36

figure out a way to break it, then

13:39

maybe we can get out of here.

13:41

Scott fucking free.

13:43

Here we go. 2D6 plus.

13:45

Intelligence for spelller.

13:50

Oh. Well, minus one.

13:52

Yeah. Yeah. This is eight. Interesting,

13:55

but not useful. Guys, aid me.

13:57

I'll aid.

13:58

What's only You're almost gonna

13:59

you can't John, you

14:02

gotta aid too. Okay.

14:04

Well, my fairy Go to WWW

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dot patreon dot com to

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aid the tool in this rule. right now.

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subscribing to our Patreon. Hey, that's

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Okay. I'm just registering that domain.

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Do it now. Text 2D6

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plus bond to 5555

14:25

at your team. Dude, one

14:27

day five. No.

14:29

Unfortunately, you know, you can't really aid that far.

14:31

Fuck. Fuck. Wait. Part of

14:33

the floor. Yeah. Does

14:35

that mean two of us can aid? No.

14:37

They're both party floor. They're both party

14:39

floor. They choose an area of expertise.

14:42

Got legends of Guitar Heroes past, gods, and

14:44

their servants in history. I feel like this

14:46

is god's and their servants. I don't know about the

14:48

ocean. Yeah. It's more like

14:50

magic. The ocean is a minor god,

14:52

basically. Well, if

14:53

the moon is a god, than

14:55

those guys. Yeah. Stop.

14:57

Gradual service. They made a deal with us

14:59

huge -- Oh, terrible. -- world building

15:01

shock and all of a sudden. I

15:03

thought this was a aberrations.

15:05

No. We're not talking about a god or

15:07

their servants. We're talking about a specific

15:10

magical practice. But it's not I

15:12

think it's spiritual if it's druids or do it. It doesn't mean

15:14

that k. Yeah. Like,

15:16

what are the other what are the other legends?

15:19

Not legends? No. And unfortunately not

15:21

a god or service. What about histories? Nah.

15:24

I can't. But you did get a seven room. So

15:26

give me a seven. Yeah. So interesting, but not

15:28

useful. You know that there are

15:30

stories you've heard and read

15:32

stories of people. But if you ask if

15:34

I was literally in the middle of a sentence.

15:36

Yeah. I'm doing my thing when I interrupt

15:38

you. with my sounding board on

15:40

a spell lore. Uh-huh. You get plus two.

15:42

Oh. Shit. Oh my

15:44

god. Yeah. Sorry. I should not happens when you

15:46

read your character sheets? I forgot I had

15:48

these. Okay. So

15:50

what's the what's Another PC comes

15:52

to you for advice about something important, you tell

15:54

them what you honestly think is best and get plus two

15:56

forward on spell Lord to certain realities.

15:58

Okay. Yeah. Then

15:59

yeah. So Is

16:01

that how do we do

16:02

this? Is that all I made that is just

16:04

being has to be involved? Yeah. You gotta

16:06

just ask him. I'm so stupid.

16:09

He's like

16:12

because he's like a riff kind of guy is what we

16:14

said. He's like he's riffing on it. And

16:16

this makes sense because old neurotic stuff. Yeah.

16:18

Yeah. If you don't have the memory of an old

16:20

druid stuck within me and a wizard.

16:22

Mhmm. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm kind

16:24

of like egg. Jesus

16:26

egg person. Yeah. If you're in

16:28

Jesus egg. We all know what that

16:30

means. Let's move on. I'm not ask

16:32

Paul about his weird history

16:34

to grow up in the Ontario North.

16:37

So that makes it

16:39

a ten because I'm a moron Interesting.

16:42

useful. Interesting. So we always grab our hands and

16:44

jump up and down in the circle and turn slowly

16:46

around and around until Sean tells us what

16:48

we want. And

16:50

so what I'm gonna tell you is

16:53

there are stories being you know

16:55

this and Billy you've heard it too. Talk, you've

16:57

probably heard songs or read books that

16:59

have walled probably songs. CSRs.

17:03

That there are stories

17:04

of people overcoming

17:07

their or having their own guess of

17:09

broken against their will by,

17:11

like, technicalities. Achilles

17:13

heel. Exactly. So there are there is

17:15

probably a way if you could find

17:17

a really tricky little technicality

17:19

that could get you out

17:22

of the get but the thing is is

17:24

that you have to

17:24

kill the ranger

17:26

king. That's what we have to try

17:28

to do until we figure how

17:31

to break gasch. Exactly. Yeah. So that's the thing is if

17:33

you could find a way to make that

17:35

technically true or

17:37

impossible, or something

17:39

like that, then you might be able to get out of

17:41

it. Well, he does hook a lot of halfling

17:43

pipe where you might be dead already.

17:45

I have an idea. What

17:47

if you take over, you take his crown,

17:49

you become king, and then kill himself.

17:52

No. No. No.

17:54

This could work. This has brainstorming.

17:57

Yeah. No. That is

18:00

good. Being a tough post scream at

18:02

the same time. You kill yourself

18:04

because then my dad would be alive.

18:07

And you'd be dead. And we wait to

18:09

fill the wait. That's

18:11

the same outcome as if we just said no.

18:13

What

18:13

if we don't give any timeline

18:16

And then

18:17

then they don't know because they're still

18:20

trying. Yeah. Remember when Eric was getting the book

18:22

that took months? It took so

18:24

many months. What if we try and make your

18:26

dad super unhealthy? Yes.

18:29

Like a whole bunch of burgers -- Yeah. --

18:31

might be coming his chefs.

18:33

This is great. Clog is arteries

18:35

over many years. Over a long time

18:37

and kill him that way. Perrell holds

18:39

up a hand. I'm not a

18:42

druid, but my

18:44

guess is they're

18:44

gonna put a timeline on

18:47

it. My

18:47

name Okay. I don't think they're gonna

18:49

give you, like, like free reign. Mhmm. So that's

18:51

our calendar people. Yeah. What if we use

18:53

the calendar

18:54

of the sky and

18:56

Eternal. Yeah. then

18:59

when Billy says we use the calendar of the sky, we

19:01

go, what the fuck are you

19:03

doing? The sky would like me it's

19:05

eternally assumed. They

19:06

can't see the stars, and they haven't been

19:08

able to to see them for so long.

19:11

Right. So we can just switch her up a

19:13

little bit. We

19:13

agree to our terms. Yeah.

19:16

And we just make up a

19:17

certain time when we know the stars aligned.

19:19

And it's really a long time

19:21

from now, so we got lots of time. And

19:23

then Chuck

19:24

is like, alright. Here we

19:26

go. I have an idea. And then he leans into Olyander.

19:28

Yeah. Is Olyander here? Yeah. I'm here.

19:30

Okay. He's drinking a he's drinking a beer. He's

19:32

just watching. You've to

19:35

stop drinking you're you've been drinking concerts

19:37

since we got here. I'm stressed

19:39

out. That's a bad

19:41

reaction to no shit. Did

19:43

I tell you I'm divorced? I'm

19:46

no god. Oh, no.

19:47

We took you from your counselor too.

19:49

Oh, that's fine. I wasn't working out any

19:51

other day. She was leaving me. All

19:53

all the women in my life leave me

19:56

eventually. So except for any pads of

19:58

the sunrunner, this old beauty here.

20:00

And then, Chuck goes, okay. Here we

20:02

go. I'm gonna lean in. I'm gonna grab

20:04

your hand. coming You're hanging so big. I know,

20:06

dude. Stop squeezing so

20:08

hard. I'm pulling you in. No. And

20:10

then I get close to his face. I'm

20:12

like, Do you have

20:14

a lawyer on board? Did

20:16

you bring your

20:17

divorce lawyer to help us

20:20

draft this this gash,

20:22

this deal. Can I

20:23

roll it a spout, Laura? On

20:25

if

20:25

there's a I'd just tell you how

20:28

you See if there's a lawyer on board. Yeah. Sure. Go

20:30

for it. It's a certain attorneys.

20:32

Two thirty six plus wisdom.

20:35

Nine.

20:38

Yes. Of

20:38

course, I have a I have

20:40

a barrester. All ship

20:42

captains travel with a barrester. Let me go

20:44

get him. What's the Barrester's name?

20:47

Bartholomew. Yeah.

20:50

Bartholomew, Theodore Tidley

20:52

winks, the second. Wow.

20:55

Okay. Yeah. Bartholomew

20:57

Theodore Tilly winks the second. Yeah.

20:59

Tony had love. this squire.

21:01

I was I wasn't sure what voice I was gonna do, but now

21:03

I'm gonna do this one. Barthali

21:06

mute, Theodore Tilly winks the second

21:09

attorney before he

21:11

even he was like, yeah. Let me go look for him and he

21:13

just stops and then boingy jumps down

21:15

a little deck hole. Hi there. He's

21:17

got like a long robe on. He's got he's

21:19

he's got a big great beard. long gray hair. He's

21:21

got a clipboard, a tie for some

21:23

reason. A tie under on his robe. I tell you're

21:25

the janitor. Oh,

21:27

no. a lot of people make that misconception

21:29

little boy. Don't worry. But I

21:31

You're mopping the deck. I was. Yes.

21:34

With your rights and responsibilities. Maybe

21:38

most of the time I am

21:40

what some could call a swabby,

21:42

but did I pass the bar exam?

21:44

Maybe prove that I didn't.

21:46

Oh, yeah. He's our

21:49

guy. Alright.

21:54

Yeah. You know, coming in and out of port,

21:56

it's always good to have somebody familiar

21:58

with international

21:59

law to sort of, you know, get

22:02

us

22:02

out of legal jams.

22:04

As my captain Ollander here is

22:06

a smuggler and criminal, it's

22:08

important that we know we are operating just

22:11

at the legal limit most of the time.

22:13

So what do you need? We

22:15

got a situation where a

22:17

bunch of druids I

22:19

don't know if you've seen this before. Stop

22:22

me if if you've heard this one. Okay.

22:24

Alright. Are trying to

22:26

put a gash On

22:28

my friend here, Bing, have you ever dealt with the guest before? No,

22:31

never. This is an isolated, druidic

22:34

community. Mhmm.

22:36

Alright. But I think I'm familiar

22:38

with the idea. Well, it's a contract

22:40

that is enforced by the

22:42

spirit realm sort of. Oh, boy.

22:44

Okay. k. And depending on the

22:47

terms of that contract, Vink

22:49

may or may not have to

22:51

kill his dad. Who

22:53

is the Ranger King,

22:55

Nathaniel Van Zoomba,

22:57

bloody warrior king

23:00

of the Frozen North.

23:02

Mhmm. very fucking hard to kill.

23:04

So we're trying to find a way to

23:06

word this guess so that

23:08

we don't have to do that.

23:11

k. We're hoping to work into the eternity timeline of

23:13

the stars if that means anything to

23:16

you. Mhmm. Or Become

23:19

his chefs. You know

23:21

what? Kids, I've got great news for

23:23

you. I've dealt with this exact

23:26

thing before. You see

23:28

in black glass, I

23:30

was part of a negotiation between

23:33

two competing discount thrift

23:35

shops who were having a

23:37

conflict over Brandon. They both

23:39

said that they came up with a mascot that was a

23:41

lamp with eyes and legs.

23:43

And I I was able to determine that the

23:45

lamp was actually an ancient

23:47

sigil within the free copyright

23:49

domain. So what they were actually doing

23:51

was infringing upon the copyright of the

23:54

ancient Kingdom of Kainos. So

23:56

you'll see that this is actually

23:58

now that I'm thinking about it not similar

24:00

in any way. but I think I can do

24:03

it. Now, do we know for

24:05

sure that the terms of the guess

24:07

are set by the

24:09

recipient or the declarer.

24:12

Can I spout

24:12

Laura on that? Yes. Yeah. Absolutely.

24:14

2D6 plus intelligence. Fucking

24:16

fingers crossed. Okay. Nine,

24:19

consolidation. Yeah. I will. because it's

24:21

Androidic Golden days. Yes. Okay. I

24:23

think that Veng still has to aid on

24:25

a spout Lord. That makes

24:27

sense. Right? Well, we didn't get anything that useful.

24:29

Yeah. But what I'm saying is that, like, just you

24:31

keep just him being able to give you A2I

24:33

feel like that doesn't make sense.

24:36

says sounding bored on an aid. You're right. On an

24:38

aid. Okay. Okay. Fucking god.

24:40

Okay. Thank you. Okay, Sean. You

24:42

were right. We were rug.

24:44

bullied you into letting that thing happen. Oh, nice.

24:46

So we got three. I

24:51

got A90 beautiful. So that makes it a

24:54

ten. The terms of a guess are

24:56

absolutely not set by the recipient. Why

24:58

would they be? Fuck. Yeah.

25:01

he like, what Bartholomew

25:03

might be able to help you with is

25:05

laterally thinking your way out of the sketch

25:07

or around it. he's not gonna be able to help

25:09

you set the terms of it. So we need him to

25:12

come and listen to it and write it

25:14

down for us. Exactly. Exactly. he's been

25:16

taking notes this whole time and when you look at his

25:18

clipboard. He's got crazy shorthand like

25:20

it looks unintelligible. Whoa.

25:22

So my so I just wanna make sure I know what's

25:24

going on here. is your goal to, like, get

25:26

out of this entirely or to figure out

25:28

a way out of it after it's been set? I think

25:30

we're trying to subvert it enough --

25:32

Uh-huh. -- that we can agree to the

25:34

guest, but don't have to kill Nathaniel right away

25:37

and could potentially break it at some

25:39

point. Okay. It's kinda open ended.

25:41

Yeah. just like the hate for my father.

25:44

Perfect. It's super

25:46

complicated soundings, Chuck says

25:48

as he passes Yeah. Chuck,

25:50

all the ender snaps

25:53

over the ship's keeler --

25:55

Mhmm. -- who just

25:57

starts working on tuck,

25:59

putting bandages on him. Maggie

26:01

comes up with Coreen.

26:03

like, hey, what's what's going on? We fill

26:05

her in on everything.

26:08

Well,

26:08

goddamn.

26:09

That's a whole thing. And you wanna get out

26:11

of this? You don't wanna kill your dad?

26:13

I'm not I'm not sure. I don't

26:15

I don't have the same drive to kill. Maybe he needs

26:17

to die. I don't but I don't

26:20

wanna kill them for them. It's not every

26:22

day. You get legally empowered to kill

26:24

your own dad. It's a big

26:26

choice to make in a few hours,

26:28

though. and it just puts all of in

26:30

great, grave danger, which I'm

26:32

not willing to do. He throws a rock at

26:34

one of the selkies. fuck

26:38

you too. And

26:40

Ollie says, I feel like

26:43

the part

26:43

that you're not really thinking about is that

26:45

we could just fuck in. Whoop. We could do bail right now.

26:48

Mhmm. And then what and we got

26:50

a day and a half head start? Then we got

26:52

the silkies

26:52

on our ass until we hit the

26:55

Frozen North. and then I feel like they would still

26:57

come after us. Sorry. Fuck. I'm not in

26:59

the scene. Well, you just he

27:01

he's he's delirious. He's talking in the state. but

27:03

he's shockingly perceptive while his unconscious. Meggy

27:06

says so what you're gonna accept then

27:08

and then just

27:09

kinda see what happens. I

27:11

mean, as

27:11

long as it doesn't I can't if if we're

27:13

all involved in the Gucci, is it just gonna be

27:16

me? Problem.

27:16

I don't know.

27:19

Is it

27:21

painful? Does it hurt?

27:23

I've never actually seen

27:25

one set or seen one take place, but I

27:27

can't imagine it's going to be comfortable. I

27:30

did see somebody spontaneously combust

27:32

one time, and I assumed it again. I don't

27:34

know if that is related, but it was fucking

27:37

cool. This lawyer is weird as

27:39

fun. I wouldn't call

27:41

me a lawyer. Oh, you

27:43

cannot call me a lawyer. I'm begging

27:45

you not to call me a

27:47

lawyer. Actually, if you look at my

27:49

card and Barrester is spelled like BARE

27:53

hyphen ISDERI

27:57

mean, either

27:57

way, it's putting us in danger. And

27:59

I have been pointing towards confronting

28:02

him. I'm gonna take the guess. Okay.

28:04

So I just walked towards

28:06

the counselor where the counselor was on the

28:08

cliff. Okay. Yeah. Just the lawn? Yeah. I'm

28:10

gonna I'm gonna do this. Yeah. Really, actually,

28:12

can you come with me? I

28:14

can't count. Yeah. Okay. Probably I'm gonna take

28:16

the slipper too.

28:17

I but

28:20

you're gone. For

28:22

comfort. Okay.

28:24

We cut to.

28:26

You're at the council. They're gathered.

28:28

They're

28:28

it seems like they haven't left. Like, they've

28:30

just been stand standing here deliberating.

28:33

but they see that you've returned. And

28:35

Grimshaw sees you approaching and

28:37

he turns to you and says,

28:40

Bing. Spirit

28:41

walker, what is your decision? Do

28:43

you accept judgment or do

28:45

you accept death? I accept

28:47

cash. I'm

28:48

not accepting your judgment. But

28:50

I will confront the man that has been plaguing us

28:53

both. I will go

28:54

i go to my

28:55

dad very well.

28:58

Then

28:58

my stepdad, for I

29:00

have

29:01

learned I come from no

29:04

man. And

29:07

I'm gonna go kill my mom's

29:10

boyfriend. Ex

29:13

boyfriend. Ex my mom's ex

29:15

boyfriend. Wait

29:17

a second. This got way

29:20

easier to do. Yeah. Billy's

29:22

nodding solemnly. Yes.

29:26

As thing, as you say, that's going, oh, yeah, it's way

29:28

easier now if I'm gonna kill my mom's ex

29:30

boyfriend, unbidden memories come

29:32

to your mind of many years

29:35

raised death to Daniel's side --

29:37

Yeah. -- genuine affection you feel shown

29:39

for you. So under the hardness of

29:41

a warrior king, but Oh, yeah.

29:43

Him teaching you to shoot a bow. Oh.

29:45

You know, like, a sideways

29:47

glance, just eye contact, and, like, a little

29:49

bit of a nod. Yeah. And then the flush

29:51

of warmth and weird acceptance? Uh-huh.

29:54

Oh, and there oh, there's an image where

29:56

he's trying to raise you as like a

29:58

like a fighter, like a warrior. So

30:00

you have a bow and he's got

30:02

an arrow drawn pointed at you.

30:04

Mhmm. And he's like, I will shoot

30:06

you. Mhmm. Like, you have this is this is what

30:08

it looks like to stare at death in the face.

30:11

Yeah. It's it was a lot of that kind of

30:13

teaching, right, where he was like, you gotta be hard, you

30:15

gotta be mean, a boy named suit

30:17

training. Exactly. Veng's actually a

30:19

girl's name. Oh, man. It's

30:21

usually in the in the You got

30:23

teased for the name Veng a lot when you're done with

30:25

it. Yeah. Then Grimshaw

30:27

nods and goes, alright. Then

30:29

the Gashe will

30:30

be applied, and you

30:32

will be sent on your way. And

30:35

you can tell Billy because you're just

30:37

looking at everybody. StoneEye looks

30:39

furious. Like, he was waiting for the

30:41

opportunity to

30:43

kill all of you, and it's been taken from

30:46

him. and

30:47

the council joins you at the Waters

30:50

Edge. It's a very awkward walk.

30:52

I'm trying to make conversation because

30:54

it's silent. Uh-huh. My

30:56

And it is, like, nobody is talking

30:58

because, like, people from the villager joining the

31:00

procession is I'm gonna come watch. Yeah.

31:02

But Billy keeps talking to people. What

31:04

do strawberries that grow here? Like, do you

31:06

make jam? What kind of stuff do

31:08

you make? I like to make

31:10

jam sometimes, but My

31:13

favorite is pies.

31:15

How long does the gash taste? Is

31:17

it a like, do you get snacks?

31:19

I don't really see any snacks

31:22

being brought Is it usually a snack event or

31:24

no? Did you just is it just because it's

31:26

short notice? Like, we didn't plan it

31:28

very well? I could get some

31:30

sauces.

31:30

What do

31:33

you think?

31:36

Whatever your name is, Grimbus.

31:38

Grimbus

31:41

two thousand? Grimbus r.

31:44

you know,

31:44

when I lived here,

31:46

things sure were a lot different.

31:49

I walked by

31:51

myself a lot i'm

31:54

I didn't usually carry

31:55

it around. Why are

31:57

you

31:57

also quiet? We're here.

32:01

That was a nice walk. Oh, sure. I'm tired, Donna.

32:03

I'm glad I have this little bird and mop up my

32:06

sweat. I

32:06

think it's caring, Billy.

32:08

You've been used to came.

32:10

flip for the hole. Just walking with

32:13

unmanned slippers. It's the

32:15

same thing. This is it's a procession of the

32:17

elders of Hibernia. I elf

32:19

carrying a boy holding

32:21

a fuzzy slipper who

32:23

won't shut the fuck up about

32:26

dinner. and then you

32:28

arrive at the beach, and you can feel some

32:30

of the elders of Hibernia like cyan

32:32

really. They've arrived. You

32:34

know what, my guess, there

32:36

was a platter. There are

32:39

several

32:39

platters at my guess, but whatever.

32:41

I

32:41

actually do like the idea that hybornians

32:43

at a certain age take guesses

32:45

to, like -- Oh. -- just determine sort

32:47

of the direction of their lives. Maybe

32:50

that's what that's when they choose a clade. They choose a clade,

32:52

and then the guest, like, solidifies

32:54

their form. Yeah. Whoa. I really

32:56

like that. That makes so much sense. That's very

32:58

cool. And I like the idea that it's

33:00

like, you

33:02

do it pretty young, like, eleven

33:04

or twelve. It also kinda makes sense

33:06

with how futile Hibernian society

33:09

is, like, gueses, like, kinda keep people, like, swimming in

33:11

the same lane, despite how,

33:13

like, like, best deal, their

33:15

their interaction you think it'd be a more,

33:17

like, natural kind of anarchy rather than,

33:19

like, strict hierarchies. Mhmm.

33:21

Yeah. And

33:23

the Elders' vibernia join you at the Waters Edge along

33:25

with dozens of villagers

33:27

who have come to observe. The

33:29

sun is getting pretty high.

33:32

It's like Well, I mean,

33:33

the light is getting pretty bright. You can't really

33:36

see much of the sun, but a

33:38

uniform gray hangs over

33:40

the water. and

33:41

Veng they lead you out into

33:44

the

33:44

sea. StoneEye notably

33:46

not present actually.

33:49

You're standing in the water about, you know,

33:51

chest high looking out

33:53

at the waves. The members of

33:55

the council are standing around you. kinda

33:57

up to

33:57

their chest as well.

33:59

And it's a

34:02

fairly

34:02

silent affair.

34:04

There's not a lot of speaking, but there

34:06

is for the people that can perceive

34:08

the movements of the

34:11

spiritual energies, there's like

34:14

a symphony

34:14

of, like,

34:16

spiritual energy

34:17

moving as the

34:20

water interacts

34:22

with the druids, and the druids interact with the water, the water interacts

34:24

with you. It kinda sounds like when

34:26

you run

34:26

your finger around a wine glass with

34:28

water a different Oh, yeah. Cool.

34:31

Literally, there's like a harmonic vibration

34:34

that echoes

34:35

off the cliffs of

34:37

this fjord as well. Oh,

34:39

yeah. as, like, the resonant frequency of the stone is hit

34:41

and the whole thing rings like a bell. Is

34:44

are the elders the ones that are

34:46

administering the ash? It

34:48

appears that way -- Okay. -- to talk who is

34:50

barely able to keep one eye

34:52

open. And the

34:54

energy rises to a crescendo, your

34:57

ears ring with the power

34:59

of the spiritual forces flowing through

35:01

this place and flowing

35:04

through you. water dances in waves, like, the waves around in

35:06

the circle around things are kind of, like, going up, like,

35:08

boom. Shoom. Shoom. Shoom. Shoom.

35:10

And in this thin circle around

35:12

them. Mhmm. and

35:14

to finish it. It seems

35:16

almost unceremonious, but also

35:19

like deeply ritual a a

35:22

wave crests right

35:22

over your head and just like

35:25

the water washes your hair back. It

35:27

gets in your nose and mouth and your

35:29

ears, but a little flapping fish on the top of my head. There's like kelp

35:31

hanging from your hair, but it

35:33

feels like that was sort

35:35

of the stamp on the whole thing. Let me

35:37

guess. That was the guess.

35:41

You now

35:44

are bound by ritual to

35:45

see this vowel and oath

35:46

to its end. In two

35:49

moon's time, you will

35:50

end the life of the man known as the

35:54

ranger king. or your life will be the one

35:56

offered. And

35:58

the barrister is there and he's like,

35:59

your honor,

36:02

my hands.

36:05

I object. And

36:07

all he puts his hand on his shoulder,

36:09

goes, man, not right now. You gotta read

36:11

the room here, but But he but

36:13

but Bartholomew has been taking

36:16

notes this whole time. He's just

36:18

been, like, writing on his clip or, like, okay. Yeah. Do

36:20

this. Do

36:22

that. Mhmm. Now, you are free to

36:24

go from this place,

36:26

but no.

36:26

These

36:27

waters are not

36:28

your home. You will find

36:31

no safe harbor here until your guest

36:33

is complete. Alright? And

36:34

Grimshaw's and the rest

36:35

of the council walks back up out

36:37

of the water and

36:40

the Hibernians,

36:41

for the most part, follow them back up the path

36:43

to the village. And Billy, like,

36:45

kinda trails after them a little bit. He's like,

36:47

is that it? Are

36:49

you guys coming back? Is there are

36:52

we gonna have, like, a

36:53

dinner? Savannah Savannah is

36:56

there. Are you are you all

36:58

leaving now? She kneels down. Yeah. That's that's it, Billy.

37:00

So now I have

37:01

to go? It appears I mean

37:03

So I have to go on

37:04

the i go now

37:05

now. Bing. Bing has

37:07

to go, but I'm My house.

37:09

Oh my god. Yeah. This can't be too

37:11

easily. It's just kept crying.

37:14

They should I

37:16

just got here. No

37:18

one can take it home from you, Billy. Mhmm.

37:20

This is where this is where Can

37:23

I come back? Yes.

37:26

Yes. Of course. This is your home.

37:30

Okay.

37:30

I'll go with

37:31

Bing.

37:32

hurry Okay. Alright. It'll be okay.

37:34

It'll be

37:35

No. I would be so

37:38

sad. And she,

37:38

like, reaches out and she hugs you.

37:42

Then can you pick me

37:43

up? Yeah. I was gonna pick a

37:45

hair. Billy, I made something for

37:47

you. What is

37:50

it? he's woven billy a little

37:52

tiara

37:52

that says billow. How's the

37:57

woods is it?

37:58

a little pillow for me. This

37:59

is this is the crown of the people who live

38:02

in this island. This is this is

38:04

for you.

38:04

Okay. And look at

38:06

this, I got jar. Oh. Of

38:09

the moon drood water from

38:11

the well. Okay. And

38:13

I've

38:13

heard

38:15

that if you drink some of this before

38:18

bed, it puts you in a very deep sleep and

38:20

you dream of this place and

38:22

being here. Okay. Okay. You may be able to visit.

38:24

Okay. III

38:26

mean, if this

38:30

you have any

38:30

questions about the guess I can put I

38:33

can attempt to help, but I

38:35

I just I

38:36

just want you to know that

38:39

the the coming of the Ranger

38:42

King is not as

38:44

simple and as black and white as

38:46

the council seems to believe. And we

38:48

Many of us on these islands know that. That

38:51

is why I think I have to go to

38:54

him,

38:54

one Chinods. Thank

38:57

you. Thank you.

38:59

you And she runs a thumb

39:01

along Billy's cheek

39:04

and

39:04

and Turns

39:06

to walk back up the path.

39:08

I'll do my

39:09

best. We'll do our

39:12

best. She turns and says, I know

39:14

you will. But if in

39:16

six months time, this isn't done and you come

39:18

for us, you better bring

39:20

more than you think

39:22

you

39:22

need. She nods and

39:24

she walks back up to

39:26

the path and disappears into the trees.

39:30

k. I wanna get some poultices. Can I run quickly?

39:32

Yeah. Yeah. You can gather some stuff. Gather

39:34

some stuff. Can you leave me here for

39:36

a bit? Yeah. Of course. Okay.

39:39

You wanna hang on the shore?

39:42

Yeah. So you're just going into the,

39:44

like, the underbrush to gather some herbs or Yeah. Hold on. I run on

39:46

the boat and I come back with Parell's other slipper he's

39:48

yelling. Look at it. I

39:50

don't know where I put my other shoes.

39:52

Now I'm just barefoot. We

39:54

need them to carry stuff. We

39:57

don't have a lot of baskets on

39:59

here. They make great

40:02

baskets. Yeah. So Veng, you can replenish

40:04

your pulses and herbs. Thank you. If you take

40:06

some time to just kind of dig around in the underbrush

40:08

and grab what looks like useful leaves. Oh,

40:10

great. I'm foraging. Yeah.

40:12

Delicious foraging. Oh, man. There's so many things that I

40:14

know here because it's the druid Island. Yeah.

40:16

Actually, you know what? I like that. There's

40:19

I think hibernian

40:21

herbs, this one like,

40:23

pack basically of

40:25

herbs and poultices will give

40:27

you five uses. But

40:30

anywhere

40:30

else, you would only get three. Great. Thank you. And I found

40:32

some druid pipe weed, which is different than half the

40:34

pipe weed. We'll figure out what that means later.

40:37

Excellent. Two juices. Fuck you. And

40:39

what's Billy doing down on the shore?

40:42

Billy's,

40:42

like, there's, like, the clips along the

40:44

shore. Mhmm. So he's run down the shoreline.

40:47

to a cave around the corner.

40:50

Oh. And he's gonna

40:52

he grabbed a rock on the way. Mhmm. And

40:54

in that cave is a cave

40:56

he's visited before in his past and he have he, like, has a little

40:59

rock pile in there. Oh. So it's kinda like a

41:01

little what do you call it?

41:04

Karen. Yeah. And

41:05

he adds another rock to

41:05

it, and he

41:08

wants to, like, a leave a little part of himself. Oh,

41:10

he he buries some of his he cuts off

41:13

some of his hair. Oh. And he buries that in

41:15

the cairn. Whoa. How

41:16

big is this cairn? It's really small. Like -- Yeah.

41:18

-- maybe, like, a loaf of bread. Uh-huh. is

41:21

it, like, every time Billy comes back to

41:24

Hibernia -- Yeah. -- like every time he, like,

41:26

has gone through all the cycles, he,

41:28

like, leaves Right.

41:30

A symbol of, like, this version of

41:32

him. Yeah. Whoa. That's really cool.

41:34

He

41:34

is visited visited.

41:35

Yeah. And, yeah, like, as you

41:38

enter this to anyone

41:39

else what would seem like an ancient

41:42

little sea cave. Mhmm. You feel

41:44

this warmth

41:46

of, like, opening the door to your home

41:48

-- Mhmm. -- after having been away for years. Yeah. What are some

41:50

of the other things

41:51

that are there? Oh,

41:54

an acorn?

41:54

acorn What

41:57

else? Oh, a chip of

41:59

of his

41:59

ax.

42:00

Mhmm.

42:05

rose

42:05

pedals,

42:06

well, dried,

42:07

basically dust now.

42:10

Mhmm.

42:12

A barecloths? a bare claw. Oh.

42:14

Why not? We could donut. Oh,

42:18

donut. crawler. Instead of

42:20

bunches it as you he takes well, he takes

42:22

one bite every time he comes back to his Takes

42:24

one bite of the bear of the don't wait.

42:26

Of the bear call. Gotta save

42:28

this. Gosh, David. There's Still

42:31

a bit low. The next

42:32

time He's like two thousand year

42:34

old son. Is there anything in this cave

42:36

that Billy takes with him?

42:39

he doesn't take

42:39

anything with

42:41

him. No.

42:43

Price.

42:47

but

42:47

I don't tell anyone about

42:49

it. Yeah. No. I imagine that it's

42:51

actually kind of like you kinda had to

42:53

squeeze yourself in here. Like, it's not a place that

42:55

anyone could go. It's

42:56

covered in, like, vines and moss. Mhmm.

42:58

You would just assume it's a

43:00

the it son it's just

43:03

stone. because the opening is really

43:05

small. It's really dark in there

43:07

except Billy uses his little willow the

43:09

wisp to see. But he, like, knows that

43:11

all the footpaths

43:12

and everything thing. Yeah. Like they're

43:14

and they're, like, worn in different places from all

43:16

the times that he stepped this way. There's, like, drawings

43:18

in there that he's done before. Mhmm.

43:22

fuck. Did you do any drawings before he go?

43:24

Not this time. Okay.

43:25

Yeah. Oh, wait. Yeah. He does.

43:27

He goes back.

43:28

I can't forget.

43:30

So

43:30

he draws a shitty drawing of, like,

43:33

Perrell and Tuck and Bing

43:35

and Mirrors. Mhmm.

43:36

and Francis. So

43:38

it's basically the first postcard that he

43:40

sent out. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh,

43:43

yeah. He's like, oh,

43:44

I forgot. He does some croissants. Oh,

43:46

forgot and he

43:47

does Wow. Yeah. I

43:50

actually love that that

43:52

postcode. Yeah. The postcode is a drawing that

43:54

Billy did

43:56

on his cave. Yeah. Oh, that's so cool. Yeah. He's got,

43:58

like, old crayons in

44:00

there. Really old. Yeah.

44:02

It's like tree pitch with, like,

44:05

different dies and stuff in it. Uh-huh.

44:08

Anyway,

44:08

he runs back out, like, waits

44:10

for being at the shore. Chuck is waking

44:12

up.

44:12

And he's like, Billy, what are you chewing?

44:15

what? What's in your mouth? Nothing. I left him for four

44:17

seconds. I'm so sorry. No. You can't

44:20

have it. It seems like

44:22

harder. Doctor has a

44:24

very big of there because he

44:26

doesn't know him yet. It's gone. You bit me.

44:28

Well, you put your fingers

44:31

in my mouth. and miss with the kitchen.

44:33

Yeah. And Ollie and the crew of the sunrunner have

44:36

gotten the boat back into the water. It's

44:38

not beached

44:40

anymore. The selkies that were here guarding you have left.

44:42

Bing comes back with a bagful

44:44

of herbs -- Mhmm. -- and

44:45

some weed.

44:48

Mhmm. What'd you get?

44:51

Mostly poultices and

44:53

some druid pipe weed. Ugh. How was it

44:55

different from halfling pipe weed?

44:57

I don't know yet.

45:00

Okay. We'll find out

45:02

later. Also a bunch of

45:04

berries and

45:06

nuts. pine

45:07

nuts.

45:09

Cool. And

45:11

it's sort

45:13

of a penetrated. Alright.

45:16

Okay. The Bill Hook. I don't know. A

45:18

cloak of invisibility. And

45:24

a gun. of

45:26

a gun book. You

45:29

know what? I

45:32

actually don't not a gun bush, but I don't hate the idea that there's

45:34

like a type of plant, that

45:36

the fruiting body is

45:38

produced in such a way that there's

45:39

a bunch of like biomechanical

45:42

tension inside of it. Mhmm. So it can

45:44

shoot just one thorn. Wow.

45:46

Like, if you just put pick this

45:48

thing. Yeah. It's like,

45:50

you know, there's exploding cucumbers. Yeah.

45:52

Yeah. So there's just, like, all this, you know

45:54

-- Oh. -- enough. There's exploding

45:56

cucumbers and they shoot seeds all

45:58

over the place. like, once they reach certain levels. There's a bunch of plants to do that. Yeah. They

45:59

in all their seed shootout. Oh,

46:02

cool. So I think it there's there's one bush like

46:04

that. I grabbed one of

46:06

those bush. greatly pear.

46:08

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a little spiky

46:10

fruit. Yeah. It's a

46:12

grenade. It's a grenade that shoots

46:14

thorns. Cool.

46:17

And in French, Per means

46:20

father. That is true. This is

46:22

gonna become the jack CheckOps kind

46:24

of No.

46:26

CheckOps gun. okay. That's the jerk

46:28

offs. Yeah. The

46:30

boat is

46:31

in the

46:34

bay. like,

46:34

in the water of the and the

46:37

crew has

46:37

started to

46:40

drop sail. Oliander's

46:41

ready to go. What do we do? What are we doing?

46:43

You know what? I feel fine. Bing

46:46

says. I feel like prime

46:48

prompted. Yeah. He's on the

46:50

bow. Yeah. Oh, yeah. into the gray. Uh-huh. did

46:52

you yell that at us?

46:54

I don't know. I'd maybe it wasn't

46:56

talking to you. I'm sorry. I'm dying.

47:00

this feels weird. I feel strange and I hope that it

47:02

doesn't bring us an knee

47:04

harm. Well, it makes sense. Right? We're

47:07

going there anyways. Yeah. Of course. Right? We gotta

47:09

go to talk to Adernack. Right? We do. And this is just kinda

47:11

like another chore on the

47:14

road. Yeah.

47:14

sometimes you're you have to go to grocery

47:16

store, but on the way, you have to kill

47:19

your father. Yeah. Exactly. All happens

47:21

all the time. I mean, it's happened

47:23

to all of us. Also, I

47:25

just wanna Parell sticks his head in. I just

47:27

wanna clarify, we're all on the same page. We're

47:29

not going to talk to Addernack Allwater.

47:32

We don't know that she's alive. and we're

47:34

going to where her tower used to be because

47:36

apparently there's a box there. Right. There's a

47:38

vault. Yes. It's worth a box. Just wanna be

47:40

clear. And we break that box. wizard

47:42

out of there. Maybe. Collect

47:44

the whole set. Hi fi.

47:46

Maybe maybe it's gonna

47:49

be a wizard. Maybe it'll be at or not, but it could be

47:51

anyone or anything. Oh. Just wanna set up those

47:54

terms. Mhmm.

47:56

k. Yeah. you guys are just talking

47:58

pretty casually about going to see Atternack

48:00

Allwater, a wizard who's most certainly dead. Yeah. We're

48:02

not casual. Well, anything we're about to

48:04

do? Yeah. To any of our

48:06

parents. Okay. Alright. Cool. 0II didn't I didn't

48:08

learn anything by the way.

48:12

Oh, okay. remember anything about Adam Mac. Yeah. Sorry.

48:14

Nothing. Oh, during your meditation? Yeah. I

48:16

was trying to do a thing that I haven't been able

48:18

to do in a long time. be

48:20

useful. It's full. This guy here, go

48:23

fuck yourself. Now, I was trying to

48:25

do an old thing Wizards.

48:28

It's a it's a pretty common

48:30

technique. It's called the

48:32

boundless thought diagram.

48:34

It's kind of a way

48:35

of, like, folding your brain. and

48:37

I haven't been able to do it since I don't have

48:39

my magic, but the ion candle

48:42

kinda helped me give it a shot.

48:44

So I really thought

48:45

hard with

48:46

many brains over a

48:49

long period of time.

48:51

right am But, yeah, no one

48:53

knew what Adernack was working

48:55

on.

48:55

So nothing similar

48:58

to kind

48:59

of your whole situation thing

49:02

-- Mhmm. -- unfortunately? Yeah. I

49:04

don't know. I wish I could be more helpful on that front.

49:07

But how do you think would help just getting

49:09

your

49:09

magic bag? Is there anything else?

49:11

I mean, ideally, we would talk

49:13

to another wizard. You know?

49:16

Well, I mean, we're gonna

49:18

go to this vault. We're gonna break open

49:20

this box. Mhmm. Can we remind ourselves on what

49:22

the point of that is? Is it to Well,

49:25

why did we want another wizard again? To

49:27

figure out,

49:27

like, what if there's a process

49:29

for getting your magic back

49:32

for parole,

49:33

Okay. And also, if there's a

49:35

process for reintroducing magic into

49:38

the

49:38

world -- In general, to stop

49:40

whatever's happening -- Right. -- the planes

49:42

because they're grinding against each other. The planar conjunction. That is the thing

49:45

that we are Here we go every

49:47

day. We got we got

49:49

back to the request. Oh, yeah. Like, murdering a

49:51

one man seems a lot less important. Yeah. Then

49:54

all of reality collapsing it on itself --

49:56

Mhmm. -- handlessly. And maybe it'll happen in

49:58

the

49:58

or maybe will happen in next two months,

50:00

and you won't even have to kill your dad. That's it. You

50:01

know, you know, that's a very optimistic outlook.

50:04

Thanks, Belo. Hey, a lot. This

50:06

was the

50:08

equivalent of the party pressing start to open up

50:10

their quest journal and going back to

50:12

the main quest that they'd on track a

50:14

long time ago. Oh, yeah. What

50:17

we're do it. We've been doing side quests for a

50:19

while. But Ollie's standing at

50:21

the wheel. What's this? So what do we we're

50:24

just heading north my

50:26

man. North to the

50:29

tower. The glacier that our neck

50:31

lives in. Hit frozen north. Lived

50:33

in. Sorry. Parral. it's fine. You guys just

50:36

whatever. You don't remember details at the best of time, so

50:38

I just assume you don't know who's a live or dead.

50:40

Sometimes, Perrell,

50:41

it helps us to

50:43

talk about things in an optimistic way. So it

50:45

makes us feel like we are

50:48

being useful and our

50:50

dumb journeys

50:51

have a purpose. You

50:52

know what, Billy? I never really thought about it that way

50:54

because it's a stupid way to think about

50:58

it. But

51:00

I'm gonna go back down below. Is this

51:02

because I took your slipper? Maybe. I

51:04

brought I brought one of them

51:06

back. All you hear is he's going

51:08

downstairs is as is one on slipper foot

51:10

hits the deck.

51:12

You see the other slipper float

51:14

by on the water. Gulp.

51:18

That's not my fault.

51:20

So are we we're undertaking perilous journeys, I

51:22

suppose? Yes. But before we

51:24

go, tuck goes to the back

51:26

of the ship. Oh. To say one final goodbye

51:28

to this land, and to

51:30

one half dear woman in

51:32

particular. I can't even

51:34

see her. She's out of

51:36

sight for sure. He looks he

51:38

looks he looks off the back

51:40

deck, trees, just trees. Billie offers

51:42

the Bill Milwaukee. I look through the

51:44

vernaculars. Yeah. Trees fill the

51:46

gaps in the trees. And then III

51:50

yell. Savannah. Ving

51:52

it just moves his voice

51:55

along the wind aiding you this

51:57

Wrong national ambassador.

52:00

No. Nate Don't

52:02

tell him to roll stuff. What are you talking about? Roll elemental mastery.

52:04

2D6 plus constitution.

52:08

Twelve five sorry.

52:12

Fourteen. Wow. So what are your There's

52:14

no way she doesn't hear it. What are

52:16

your two choices because remember you

52:18

still have to pay you have to choose

52:20

one. I do not

52:22

retain control.

52:24

So So

52:26

the word Savannah explodes

52:28

over

52:29

the entire island, levelling trees

52:31

in Branches fall

52:33

off trees, rock tumbled down

52:36

into the sea. Correct.

52:38

And

52:38

eventually, you see movement in the trees

52:40

at the

52:41

at the head of the path. Who

52:43

is it? some guy -- Oh. --

52:45

and then another guy and then a

52:47

group of people. And then Savarna beat

52:49

red in the face. She

52:52

comes down to the walk at the beach

52:54

and goes, what? And

52:57

then, Chuck, he he leans

53:00

he leans down. He, like, he leans down

53:02

and picks something up. And then with

53:04

all his mites, he he throws it to

53:06

the shore to her. Uh-huh. Why are you

53:08

rolling for it? Just tell I don't remember. I want I wanna get

53:11

it to the shore. Oh, you're kind of getting far

53:13

away. Also, I don't remember things

53:16

he's he's throwing something from

53:18

his inventory.

53:20

Is it like a

53:21

titanic heart of the oceans sort

53:23

of thing? I

53:24

think So, Ari, that's his kind of goal is to try and make it like

53:28

Yep. Okay. So So

53:30

you didn't

53:32

even figure out what it was. Is this how Chuck operates?

53:34

This is how improv goes.

53:39

So he

53:43

throws a bail

53:45

of hay. Okay.

53:48

Uh-huh. because

53:50

she ate the grass that you gave her. Yeah.

53:52

Where did you get this hay from? I did go

53:54

and collect some grass. So

53:57

it's a really little bale, I guess. And

54:00

it just plops into the sand in front of

54:02

her. And

54:04

I go may

54:06

all of your sorrows be

54:08

filled with grass? May

54:11

you graze into eternity? and

54:14

the boat begins sailing away, and she

54:17

picks up the bail. And

54:19

you hear gently on

54:22

the wind, Thank you. Goodbye.

54:26

Goodbye.

54:27

And she turns away and pushes

54:29

through the crowd of of

54:32

are laughing with the bail of

54:34

hay. With the bail of hay, she does take it with

54:36

her? No poem this time.

54:38

I I can't I

54:40

feel all of my poems are the same poems. I don't think

54:42

so. I wrote it on the grass.

54:44

Well, don't eat that. You see

54:46

you're eating like an apple or she walks away.

54:50

and all of the druids that came to the beach

54:52

wave and laugh as you sail away

54:54

out of the fjord and into the

54:57

gray. text, like, I feel like we ingratiated ourselves to some

54:59

of them then -- Exactly. --

55:01

you look at them all. Yeah. Yeah. They're

55:03

all standing there. They're waving.

55:06

They're very scared of

55:10

time. Now you are undertaking

55:12

your perilous journey out through

55:14

the gray. into the Frozen North. Mhmm. Who is

55:16

gonna roll what? We've got navigate and

55:18

scout ahead. Mhmm.

55:20

I'll navigate.

55:20

i'll navigate I

55:22

can scout out of the ship. Yeah. Just up in the crow's nest? Yeah.

55:24

because I just woke up. Billy's hanging

55:26

out at the

55:26

back of the boat looking out at

55:29

the

55:29

island all, like, Morose

55:31

looking for Lauren? Like a little emo. Yeah. Korean

55:33

comes and sits

55:35

down next to you. What's

55:37

going on?

55:38

gonna

55:39

Nothing. You

55:41

sure?

55:42

Yeah. I'm totally

55:46

feeling great. I

55:48

know what

55:48

it feels like to have to

55:51

leave a home that you feel

55:52

like you haven't spent enough

55:54

enough time in time in.

55:56

I I saw her. I

55:58

feel old. Okay.

55:58

Billy turns around. He's

55:59

like, oh, it's I mean, it's

56:01

just

56:03

to have allergies.

56:04

She puts a a hand

56:06

on your back. Her hand is is of course

56:09

as big as your entire back.

56:12

Thank

56:13

you. She rubs it a

56:15

little bit. Hands you a handpiece.

56:17

Yeah. Yeah. I put

56:21

on me like a blanket.

56:24

Mhmm. Thank you. And, you know,

56:25

if I was more

56:27

sentimental, I'd say something

56:29

like home isn't a

56:30

place that's a feeling blah

56:32

blah blah. I have to barf. Yeah.

56:40

So for this side of the road. She just

56:42

sits there with you. Okay. 2D6

56:45

plus, I believe, it's intelligence for

56:47

navigate and wisdom for Let's

56:49

go ahead. Oh.

56:52

Ten plus. Scott

56:55

ahead is wisdom. So minus

56:58

one because I have that stability

57:00

now. That's so nice.

57:02

Okay. How long does that hang out

57:04

for? Until he gets it taken

57:06

care of. So I'm I think, like, because this is part of the

57:08

dream forever. I'm sort of making

57:10

bad calls because I'm constantly

57:12

worried that you guys are

57:14

gonna die. So second guessing your judgment -- Yeah. -- because we got

57:16

a nine for Scott ahead

57:18

and 2D6 plus

57:20

intelligence

57:20

for an aggregate.

57:22

Two.

57:24

Five. Shit.

57:25

Okay. So

57:28

let's

57:29

go ahead and seven

57:31

to nine, you choose one from the list below.

57:34

You get the drop on whatever lies ahead.

57:36

You discern a beneficial aspect of the

57:38

terrain such as a shortcut, shelter, or

57:40

tactical advantage. you make a

57:42

capital d discovery or notice sign of a

57:44

capital d danger. I

57:46

think

57:46

I would like to

57:48

get to jump on

57:50

whenever lies ahead. Okay.

57:53

though So

57:56

something different as you're

57:58

leaving the gray is that you don't

57:59

have

58:00

guides. So

58:02

it's pretty slow going. Initially,

58:04

like as Ollie and the crew are trying to

58:06

get a handle of sailing through the

58:08

gray again with no one helping them. So it feels

58:10

like you're just crawling along. You're

58:13

sailing through this like

58:16

interminable wall of mist and fog

58:18

and a and a rock appears

58:20

out of the gloom jutting out

58:22

of the water this like harsh

58:26

gray spike of stone.

58:28

Whoa. And standing at the

58:30

very top of the stone is

58:31

stone ey. What the fuck is

58:33

he's got his arms crossed over his chest? Deck is just

58:36

like, what are

58:38

you doing?

58:41

Just because the council has laid

58:43

their judgment, doesn't mean I have

58:45

to agree. I act by

58:47

my will own. I

58:49

don't think the council would like to

58:51

hear that.

58:52

I spit on the council.

58:56

Oh, shit. you

58:56

any points at Veng, mhmm, your

58:59

line, your blood,

59:00

has broken the accords

59:02

of

59:02

this island, and I will not stand

59:06

for it. What

59:06

are you gonna do? You know in

59:09

time. And he leaps into

59:11

the air and takes his elephant seal

59:13

form and disappears beneath the

59:15

waves, barely slobs. Lands the ocean

59:18

hard. You know, he

59:20

should wait and change those knives. Where's

59:22

his legs being? should

59:24

lean forward time lean forward a little bit, maybe more of a dive. And he

59:26

he hits the kind of way that the there's,

59:28

like, silence for a second and the whole crew goes,

59:32

oh. but

59:34

he disappears under the water and tries to

59:36

play it off. But you can tell underneath he's

59:38

going? He's double Fuck.

59:42

Hard to mammacles.

59:45

Stings so bad.

59:47

His real voice is

59:49

coming through. Oh. Well, he took

59:51

on a Batman voice where he can't

59:53

even go down. Yeah. So

59:56

So is he coming for us now

59:58

or eventually? I think

1:00:00

eventually. i think eventually

1:00:01

He said in time. So

1:00:03

So within space and within

1:00:05

time. Mhmm. Okay. Alright.

1:00:08

Crohnups always mean later

1:00:09

on when they say that.

1:00:11

in time. Yeah. Yeah. Who

1:00:13

knows?

1:00:13

Might be rogue? Might

1:00:15

be

1:00:15

that he is gonna wait to

1:00:18

see even the the

1:00:20

barest ink cling that you don't plan on fulfilling your oath and then he'll

1:00:22

strike, like, could be anything. Okay. He seemed like

1:00:24

he definitely didn't wanna give up any

1:00:26

information besides I'm

1:00:28

here. Yeah. And

1:00:32

Ollie --

1:00:32

Yeah. -- Chuck

1:00:33

pisses into the ocean. Yeah.

1:00:36

Okay. For a good

1:00:38

measure. Here. Diggbee coming on

1:00:40

hold the wheel for a second. Yeah.

1:00:42

And he runs over to the side. I think he

1:00:44

runs over to missus in the ocean. Yeah.

1:00:46

Yeah. Billy runs up to a little like, one of those what

1:00:48

are they called? The port holes? Yeah. Yeah. It's

1:00:51

Portal that. It points into the

1:00:53

bottom. Well, I didn't know that

1:00:56

she told me before I start peeling.

1:00:58

Hey, Chuck. Like, come on everybody.

1:01:00

Let's all piss into the ocean. Most

1:01:02

of the crew are except for the guy holding the

1:01:04

wheel. They all run to the sides of the boat, and

1:01:06

they're all like, yeah.

1:01:09

I'm walking in. in a

1:01:11

final show of rebellion as you leave Hibernia. Ed,

1:01:14

Chuck SNiffs, and he's like,

1:01:16

whoa, someone

1:01:18

needs to drink more water. This fucking sucks. Fuck

1:01:20

it's you. I just need accurate,

1:01:23

like, you know, like, coffee piss

1:01:25

when you ever had enough water

1:01:27

after you drank a bunch of coffee. I think this is

1:01:29

orange, buddy. Yeah. Sorry. So I'm in

1:01:32

ketosis pretty hard. Yeah.

1:01:34

Is that what happens in ketosis? And

1:01:36

your your biscuits, like, super intense. Yeah. Well, I'm gonna make

1:01:39

sure it's not brown. That's when it's

1:01:41

dangerous though. Brown. This is that when

1:01:43

there's, like, blood in there? No.

1:01:46

It's just like your body is breaking down. It's going out of your dick. Yes.

1:01:49

How's

1:01:49

kinda like? You know, you're

1:01:50

pissing out your organs and stuff. Yeah.

1:01:52

This is the conversation. your liver.

1:01:56

It took and Billy are having. Yeah.

1:01:58

because Billy's low enough. He saw the whole

1:02:00

stream. Yeah. Oh, and

1:02:02

he got all the way

1:02:04

with it.

1:02:06

Smells like motor oil. Yeah.

1:02:08

Sludgy with the fuck. And he's all

1:02:11

bitter again. He's like,

1:02:12

who left my burdier for this?

1:02:15

Oh,

1:02:15

man. That's true. That's

1:02:17

gonna be I bet a

1:02:19

bit of looking at these people peeing off

1:02:21

a boat so excited. Yeah.

1:02:24

You're standing back and like,

1:02:26

oh, fuck bit of a transition back to road life. Whereas before Billy was

1:02:28

like, I love being on the road. Everything's so

1:02:30

interesting. And now he's thinking about, like, the fish

1:02:31

guy. He's like,

1:02:33

You made such good fish. Oh,

1:02:35

yes. Shadow cells. Yeah. because so,

1:02:38

like yeah. Tuck kinda here's Billy

1:02:40

Grumbling impudently.

1:02:42

Yeah. think it's certainly

1:02:44

little kid. I'm I'm back

1:02:46

at the back of the bogeyman, like

1:02:50

Really? The portal goes in the bottom of

1:02:52

the bell. to me that I

1:02:54

was

1:02:54

tied into ocean. Like, I'm supposed to know

1:02:56

that. Do

1:02:56

you mean that little kid, like, throwing stuff

1:02:58

overboard with that little kid throw like,

1:03:00

they don't know how to throw stuff basically. So that isn't really

1:03:03

important things for the book. I

1:03:05

don't get it over. bounces

1:03:08

off and hits me. Yeah. Oh, yeah. because I

1:03:10

get angrier. Uh-huh. It hits

1:03:12

the ground, hits the banister and hits you.

1:03:16

Uh-huh. so stupid. Can't even throw anything. Right?

1:03:18

He says scratching at the wood.

1:03:20

Just with one finger at

1:03:24

all. So then Chuck walks over to

1:03:26

Billy, and he kinda leans down. He

1:03:28

puts his his hand on his back, and he

1:03:30

starts rubbing his back. He's like, I know it's

1:03:32

hard to

1:03:34

leave. No. I

1:03:34

feel fine. No. I

1:03:37

don't feel anything.

1:03:42

And Chuck

1:03:42

is like, it's okay if you don't feel anything, but

1:03:44

it's also fine to not feel fine. It's hard

1:03:46

to miss the places that you

1:03:49

feel at home. You

1:03:51

don't know. I feel

1:03:54

old. I'm just alone

1:03:55

here because everything is stinky over there.

1:03:57

Not because I have feelings in

1:03:59

that instead. And,

1:04:02

Chuck, from, like, in

1:04:04

his little backpack, he he

1:04:06

pulls out, like, a little wooden cage.

1:04:09

Uh-huh. And in it is, like, one of the mimic

1:04:11

mods. And he's, like, I I caught

1:04:13

this guy before we left, and

1:04:15

Veng talked to him.

1:04:17

And then, like, the wings open, and it's like

1:04:19

a picture of Hibernia. Mhmm. And then they close and they open

1:04:22

again, and it's like different parts of

1:04:24

the island time

1:04:26

it closes and opens? It's like a

1:04:28

story book of your home.

1:04:29

Uh-huh. Think

1:04:32

wow.

1:04:32

wow Thanks, you guys.

1:04:34

see that is It's not like

1:04:36

being there, but it it's

1:04:39

not nothing.

1:04:40

It's pretty close. Does

1:04:42

the moth get cold up here?

1:04:45

Yeah. It'll

1:04:45

die in a couple of weeks.

1:04:48

Oh, it's not. It's good. No.

1:04:50

It's going to. Yeah.

1:04:52

Everything dies, Billy. Right. Yes.

1:04:55

Best things. Oh, I forgot that part.

1:04:58

I'm just gonna,

1:05:01

like, take them mouth,

1:05:04

downstairs, and

1:05:06

go sleep in pearls,

1:05:08

hammock.

1:05:09

Okay, buddy. Okay.

1:05:12

Thank you. You're you're

1:05:14

welcome. And

1:05:14

we see this shot

1:05:17

of below decks Billy laying

1:05:19

on his side in the hammock watching

1:05:21

the Mimic moth open on

1:05:23

the island of Hibernia,

1:05:25

the trees, the ocean, berry, berry,

1:05:27

this tree

1:05:28

is reclined and

1:05:32

dry me, like, one of your

1:05:34

French girls' beauties since she's spoken a pipe. Yeah. And a rock

1:05:36

face behind which Billy

1:05:37

knows lies a

1:05:39

very familiar cave. And

1:05:41

that's where we're gonna end

1:05:43

it for this week. I'm your game master,

1:05:45

Sean O'Hara, joining me as always, playing to comb

1:05:47

doing the Barbarian Abdul Aziz.

1:05:49

So long, everybody. playing the heartfelt drood, Paul Oppers. Take care.

1:05:51

Playing rapidly the half length thief, Jessica Tye. Bye,

1:05:54

everyone. Thank you to our to

1:05:56

Erin Reed. Thank you to our

1:05:58

Erin Reed. for his

1:06:00

incredible art. Art. And if anybody tries

1:06:02

to get him to make music for your podcast, I'll come to your

1:06:04

house and beat the shit out of you. Yeah.

1:06:06

We'll fucking rock bottom. You and your

1:06:08

mom just get Wow. Wow.

1:06:10

That's a finisher. And

1:06:12

we're gonna finish you in your mom's

1:06:14

head. We're gonna finish

1:06:17

your mom. Yeah. I'm gonna finish your

1:06:20

mom with my two

1:06:22

fifth. Aaron makes our intro

1:06:24

now. that you're well familiar with

1:06:26

by this point, but we love it so much.

1:06:28

You can find all of the

1:06:30

music composed and performed by Erin

1:06:33

Reed. and written by Abdul and I at

1:06:35

just Google Spelller SoundCloud. That'll probably

1:06:37

do it. Also, Aaron had a an

1:06:39

album come out recently. Oh, yeah. Talk about

1:06:41

that. Yeah. If go Bang Camp and search

1:06:43

ACR, that is the name of his

1:06:45

one man musical group. It's a great album. Mhmm.

1:06:47

As you might be aware, Erin is

1:06:49

a great musician. And thank you to

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1:07:26

And so when's

1:07:28

the tale of

1:07:30

adventures three? who tried

1:07:32

the

1:07:32

nervous

1:07:34

thinking. I'm dumb

1:07:35

and scared and

1:07:37

lost baby. For

1:07:39

times of rest,

1:07:42

he

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Turn next week to

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hear some more whilst you

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commute or do

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your chores.

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