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That breath was worse than anything else
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Other non friends, let me tell you a tale of
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three heroes over the world. A
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brutal droid and the team
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who is but not his world. You
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know them by name. You know them by name.
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The requests are famously daring.
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So here I said, singing to
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you and adventure that is for sharing.
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Temp is the broom. She knows how to swallow
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me. Last you're singing and fine. Dinges
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at the ocean ships to shape and meals
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to stay with great mind. Billy's
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a thief. This tiny size does
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match the largest horn. Best
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in reds. They may not be a friendship
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about way is this one. So
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gather up friends and
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listen close.
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for the tails of that.
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oh
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Hello,
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everybody, and welcome to Spout
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lore. I'm your game master, Sean
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O'Hara. Joining me is always playing to Como
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Dome, the Barbarian Abdul Aziz. Hello, every
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about angling the half elf crew and Paul
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Oppers. Hi there. And playing Fat Billy,
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the halfling thief at Jessica Tye. Hello,
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everyone. When last we left our heroes.
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they were dragged kicking and screaming
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into a hellscape of things creation.
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What? The
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gang was
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transferred unconsciously to the
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Dreamplace. Veng was
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a hosted by a nightmarish representation
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of his father, Nathaniel, in the form of a
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great black wolf with iron gray teeth
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a snowfall in its mouth, arrows piercing
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its hide, and after
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attempting to kill this wolf several times,
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darted into the woods of his nightmares
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to confront the beast, a tuck in
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Billy following closely behind. Crapling
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with their own dream selves, Billy
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turning into a tree and becoming trapped
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an endless dream forest, tuck
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encountering the nightmarish cataclysm
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that he has experienced over and over
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and over every night for his entire
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life. Yeah. Totally normal
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for me and no reason to
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be concerned or no reason to
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speculate from a fan life of two. And
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she's doing the waggle thing. Your eyes are watering
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again. Nice. Job it.
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Your eyes are spinning around in your head like a muppet. What's
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going on? Ving confronted
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the Wolf Dad at the last moment
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saving himself by plunging his unbreakable
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spear into a brand
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new gemstone cave. open moonstone,
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a beautiful brilliant white light, plunging
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his spear into it and being
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consumed by an inky darkness,
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tuck hauling ving
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out of this darkness into his own
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nightmare.
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Veng joining him in the cataclysm. Thank
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you. Yeah. And Chuck
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realized that more terrifying than the nightmare
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of this being destroyed
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is having someone
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see what's going on in his head. It
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does not like that. antioxidants and vulnerability.
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He's a string of dead dead therapy.
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I do. Billy, meanwhile,
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became lost in a memory of the winter war.
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totes. Engaging in an unending battle
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with a vicious elven warrior, top of
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mighty battle cat, being
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killed over and over as well. Yeah.
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Tuck and Veng progressed
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through the cataclysmic nightmare, finding
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Billy on this battlefield, doing
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their absolute damnedest to get him out. Veng
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took on form of a bear of
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bloody ice in moonlight. Tuck
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mixed it up with a cat man. Yeah. I got
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fucked up. I got fucked up a lot.
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Yeah. Pretty bad. Yeah. But eventually,
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through the power of friendship -- Mhmm. --
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overcame their troubles removing their
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Chamberlain rings. after they
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found themselves in a vision of Pinewood,
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a a time, a better time, and
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the gang escaped from the nightmare
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realm But not before Chuck
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watched the village of Pinewood, destroyed
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in a cataclysm, all
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of his friends and loved ones being
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burned to death by a fissure of lava. I
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knew that this would be his dream from here
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on out. Yeah. Tucker's like, what
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the fuck is going on in
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my head? it it doesn't
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sound or feel good -- Yeah. -- to even think about
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it. So he doesn't think about it, and that's a
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pretty good way to deal with it in his opinion.
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And upon returning to the waking world, they
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were collected by Savannah who said that
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the council had reached their decision. And
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then they returned to the council to hear
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their judgment. Billy
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acted like a fucking animal and
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climbed around the knowledge tree,
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spinning on people and telling
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them to shut the fuck up. Showing
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once and for all the reason that you shouldn't bring
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your kid to small claims court. Yeah.
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This is what happens when they me somewhere
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I don't wanna go. custody
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battles. Fuck you. My
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custody is nuts. Great.
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and they received the judgment from Grimshaw,
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leader of the Oval Council, early speaker for the
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Oval Council, that this debt
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of blood can only be
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paid with blood and that you must kill
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the ranger king. Oh, jeez.
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And that is where we find ourselves now. probably
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gonna have no ramifications psychologically. The
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judgment hangs in the air. They look at
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you expectantly. Well,
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our
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rate is five cold coins
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a day. Plus per diem, plus
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expenses. Yeah. Meach.
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Shit. Good call. Grim
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Grimshade looks baffled,
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absolutely flabbergasted. This
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is not a request. This is
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a judgment. What
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if we deny? If
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you refuse
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this judgment, deny what
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is required of you, I
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would recommend leaving this
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island by sundown. You
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will have a day and a night, and
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then the judgment of Hibernia
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beyond you. And
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at at that, you
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see StoneEye who has
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his arms crossed over his barrel chest
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smile grimly. Fuck.
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Billy Farts. Well,
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looking at Stone Eye. Of course.
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He he plops the ground. It's
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like, well, I guess we
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best be off.
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We
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shall collect our things. Yeah.
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Tuck. Yes. I will
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go now. And
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Tuck is, like, Stoner. And he, like,
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reaches forward to Stoner. there. He
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doesn't move, but his whole body tenses,
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I would like to say, I
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will see you. on
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the my friend. And
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then Chuck, who is really
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suffering the effects of blood loss?
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Does a flourishing bat. and
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almost passes everything over.
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Yeah. All the blood rushes to his head,
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his head rush. and
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Savannah is at the edge of the the
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cliff and she starts
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walking back with you. What what happened?
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We have to kill my father. Oh,
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or they're gonna kill us? Yeah.
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Well, you know, that's the
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way. Do
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you know how they'll kill us? What do they what do they
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usually? How do they usually kill people who won't
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kill their dad? Well,
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that actually has only come up a handful of
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times, I'd say. But
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if
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I had to guess based on sort of
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your current situation and everything that
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has happened between your discovery
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and your arrival on Hibernia, I would guess
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the seliquis will have something to do with it.
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No. The water
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dogs And then Tukos, Savannah
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and I picked these for you, and he gives
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her a handful of grass. I
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don't know. Like,
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not long grass. Like, a little blade of
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grass. It's a little clutch of grass.
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Oh, thank you. That's very sweet of you, and
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she kinda takes it from you and puts
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it in her mouth. Right?
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because she's a deer. Oh
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my god. Does she eat the trees? She puts her right in
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her mouth and chews like so
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yeah. Yeah. I mean, you can go back to the HUD. You could probably go
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back to your ship as well. I
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mean, I
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assume they gave you the usual spiel,
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be gone by sundown and then a day and a
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night? Yeah. So what do you what do you
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what do you plan on doing? think we
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have to talk to our friends to figure out what's
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going on. Okay. So you're going down to the ship?
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Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So you head
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down to the sun runner.
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and it is beached exactly where you
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found it. And before we leave Savannah, I
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go Yeah. So, like, I got, like,
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my own like Hamich in there if you ever wanna
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come by. It's pretty cool.
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So you're
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kinda casually looking about trying to
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act like disconnected and cool and you turned
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back and she's gone. And
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then I grabbed Vic's arm and I leaned in
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and I was like, do you see that? That
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wasn't amazing. We
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were both, like, looking you really at, like,
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wide eyed. Like, I was. I was, I was like, yeah.
9:23
Oh, she's gone. But
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she already left left a while ago. So
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quiet, into the trees disappeared. You
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miss a hundred percent of the shots you don't take,
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buddy. Yeah. I miss a hundred percent of my shots. I
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need my shots. I need my
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shots. And there are, you know, a
9:38
couple cell keys on the beach that are
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asleep, some in human form, some in
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seal form, and you
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see Ollie Ender is standing kind of
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on the top deck of the sunrunner from where
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it's beach and he sees you. He's got a beer in
9:50
his hand and he's like, oh, hey. Hey.
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Stop Ollie. I thought you
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were and
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he runs his hand across
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his neck. No. We got a day and a half. What
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do you mean? And
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then it's Cool. As you
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put it. Oh. Yeah. Is
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Maggie around? I can go find
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her. Yeah. I think we need to tell her and Perrell
10:13
what happened. We go down
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to Perrell's room like last time.
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he
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wakes up and he's like, whoa. This
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girl just standing over his hammock.
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What's going on? Is that your sleeping
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robe? Yeah. It's really
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nice. It's for airflow. Is that
10:31
feather boa? This this this hammocks
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uncomfortable. I like the way it feels against my
10:35
skin. Is that silk? Yeah. It's okay.
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Oh, this is a part wool? I mean, yeah,
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it's got, like, different, like, panels. No.
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The slippers. Oh, the slippers. Yeah. Those
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these are wool. I mean, these actually.
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Billy crawls into the hammock
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as well. Oh.
10:48
Trying to steal us a little bit.
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No. Get any kind
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of shifts Make room. Yeah.
10:55
Then let's billy later. Oh
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my god. I can't what's going on. Alright. So I'm
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snuggling Perrell. And you're trying to steal a slipper? Yeah. I got
11:02
a slipper in my hugging the slipper. I'm
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like, bro, we got so much to tell
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you.
11:06
Okay. What's
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going on? I
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gotta kill my dad in a day ahead
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and a half where they're gonna kill all of us.
11:13
Whoa. Hold hold
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on. And he, like, slaps himself
11:17
in the cheek a couple times. did you say you
11:19
have to kill your dad in a day and a half or
11:21
they're going to kill you? I think we have to
11:23
agree to kill his dad or we
11:25
just run And if
11:27
we do that, they'll try and come and kill us
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-- Uh-huh. -- in a day and a half.
11:31
Oh, shit thing.
11:33
How do you feel about that? Well,
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yeah. Pretty conflicted things. Good
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morning. Yeah. Good morning. That's a
11:41
lot. Yeah. That is a lot. I'm so
11:43
sorry. I'm so sorry. Well, I mean, mostly,
11:45
like, where are we gonna find this guy? He's, you know,
11:47
he's not gonna go down easy? No.
11:49
Probably not. But also you
11:51
wanna kill your dad? Really? I mean, I did.
11:53
Yeah. For sure. For sure. Yeah.
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No. No. No. I just wanna kill you.
11:58
I did. for sure, I did. Have you ever met a
12:00
dad? You didn't wanna kill?
12:02
We could always
12:02
just run and then choose
12:05
along the way. And then if we had
12:07
trouble, we're just like, Oh, well, you didn't make the
12:09
terms clear enough. We
12:11
thought we just had to get out here.
12:12
Here's the question. Should we just tell them
12:14
that we're gonna kill things to have and
12:17
then decide later.
12:19
I mean, droids do
12:21
have a Do
12:23
you have a pinky promise too? Yeah.
12:25
No. I was trying to think of the word for
12:27
it. There's
12:30
an old Irish
12:32
mythological term? A guess. A guess.
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Yeah. Yeah. Which is like a it's
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a it's a thing that you
12:38
have to
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abide by, or it brings
12:41
you like,
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misfortune basically. So you
12:44
think that they'll try and, like,
12:46
bind us with a guess to,
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like, force us to do this? If we
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say yes, I mean, I assume that's what they're
12:52
gonna do.
12:53
That's like, you
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know, that's how you make people do what
12:57
you're bidding. And and it is very
12:59
much like Billy's oath. thing you
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remember. It's like, you agree to
13:03
terms of some kind,
13:05
and it is set
13:06
out that if you break the terms, then, yeah, something
13:08
terrible happens to you. Can I spell Lauren if
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it's possible to break a gash after
13:12
it's been administered? Totally. Right.
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because if we can if we become if we if
13:16
you just guess yourself, And
13:19
then Tuck has learned a new
13:21
work. Yeah. I've used it all the time. I do
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not know how it's If we do the guess work.
13:26
Yeah. Let me
13:28
take a guess. If you get drenched
13:30
in the guess, we can't let them
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get us in the guess. Yeah. But
13:34
if we do that and then
13:36
figure out a way to break it, then
13:39
maybe we can get out of here.
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Scott fucking free.
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Here we go. 2D6 plus.
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Intelligence for spelller.
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Oh. Well, minus one.
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Yeah. Yeah. This is eight. Interesting,
13:55
but not useful. Guys, aid me.
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I'll aid.
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What's only You're almost gonna
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you can't John, you
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gotta aid too. Okay.
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Do it now. Text 2D6
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plus bond to 5555
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at your team. Dude, one
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day five. No.
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Unfortunately, you know, you can't really aid that far.
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Fuck. Fuck. Wait. Part of
14:33
the floor. Yeah. Does
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that mean two of us can aid? No.
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They're both party floor. They're both party
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floor. They choose an area of expertise.
14:42
Got legends of Guitar Heroes past, gods, and
14:44
their servants in history. I feel like this
14:46
is god's and their servants. I don't know about the
14:48
ocean. Yeah. It's more like
14:50
magic. The ocean is a minor god,
14:52
basically. Well, if
14:53
the moon is a god, than
14:55
those guys. Yeah. Stop.
14:57
Gradual service. They made a deal with us
14:59
huge -- Oh, terrible. -- world building
15:01
shock and all of a sudden. I
15:03
thought this was a aberrations.
15:05
No. We're not talking about a god or
15:07
their servants. We're talking about a specific
15:10
magical practice. But it's not I
15:12
think it's spiritual if it's druids or do it. It doesn't mean
15:14
that k. Yeah. Like,
15:16
what are the other what are the other legends?
15:19
Not legends? No. And unfortunately not
15:21
a god or service. What about histories? Nah.
15:24
I can't. But you did get a seven room. So
15:26
give me a seven. Yeah. So interesting, but not
15:28
useful. You know that there are
15:30
stories you've heard and read
15:32
stories of people. But if you ask if
15:34
I was literally in the middle of a sentence.
15:36
Yeah. I'm doing my thing when I interrupt
15:38
you. with my sounding board on
15:40
a spell lore. Uh-huh. You get plus two.
15:42
Oh. Shit. Oh my
15:44
god. Yeah. Sorry. I should not happens when you
15:46
read your character sheets? I forgot I had
15:48
these. Okay. So
15:50
what's the what's Another PC comes
15:52
to you for advice about something important, you tell
15:54
them what you honestly think is best and get plus two
15:56
forward on spell Lord to certain realities.
15:58
Okay. Yeah. Then
15:59
yeah. So Is
16:01
that how do we do
16:02
this? Is that all I made that is just
16:04
being has to be involved? Yeah. You gotta
16:06
just ask him. I'm so stupid.
16:09
He's like
16:12
because he's like a riff kind of guy is what we
16:14
said. He's like he's riffing on it. And
16:16
this makes sense because old neurotic stuff. Yeah.
16:18
Yeah. If you don't have the memory of an old
16:20
druid stuck within me and a wizard.
16:22
Mhmm. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm kind
16:24
of like egg. Jesus
16:26
egg person. Yeah. If you're in
16:28
Jesus egg. We all know what that
16:30
means. Let's move on. I'm not ask
16:32
Paul about his weird history
16:34
to grow up in the Ontario North.
16:37
So that makes it
16:39
a ten because I'm a moron Interesting.
16:42
useful. Interesting. So we always grab our hands and
16:44
jump up and down in the circle and turn slowly
16:46
around and around until Sean tells us what
16:48
we want. And
16:50
so what I'm gonna tell you is
16:53
there are stories being you know
16:55
this and Billy you've heard it too. Talk, you've
16:57
probably heard songs or read books that
16:59
have walled probably songs. CSRs.
17:03
That there are stories
17:04
of people overcoming
17:07
their or having their own guess of
17:09
broken against their will by,
17:11
like, technicalities. Achilles
17:13
heel. Exactly. So there are there is
17:15
probably a way if you could find
17:17
a really tricky little technicality
17:19
that could get you out
17:22
of the get but the thing is is
17:24
that you have to
17:24
kill the ranger
17:26
king. That's what we have to try
17:28
to do until we figure how
17:31
to break gasch. Exactly. Yeah. So that's the thing is if
17:33
you could find a way to make that
17:35
technically true or
17:37
impossible, or something
17:39
like that, then you might be able to get out of
17:41
it. Well, he does hook a lot of halfling
17:43
pipe where you might be dead already.
17:45
I have an idea. What
17:47
if you take over, you take his crown,
17:49
you become king, and then kill himself.
17:52
No. No. No.
17:54
This could work. This has brainstorming.
17:57
Yeah. No. That is
18:00
good. Being a tough post scream at
18:02
the same time. You kill yourself
18:04
because then my dad would be alive.
18:07
And you'd be dead. And we wait to
18:09
fill the wait. That's
18:11
the same outcome as if we just said no.
18:13
What
18:13
if we don't give any timeline
18:16
And then
18:17
then they don't know because they're still
18:20
trying. Yeah. Remember when Eric was getting the book
18:22
that took months? It took so
18:24
many months. What if we try and make your
18:26
dad super unhealthy? Yes.
18:29
Like a whole bunch of burgers -- Yeah. --
18:31
might be coming his chefs.
18:33
This is great. Clog is arteries
18:35
over many years. Over a long time
18:37
and kill him that way. Perrell holds
18:39
up a hand. I'm not a
18:42
druid, but my
18:44
guess is they're
18:44
gonna put a timeline on
18:47
it. My
18:47
name Okay. I don't think they're gonna
18:49
give you, like, like free reign. Mhmm. So that's
18:51
our calendar people. Yeah. What if we use
18:53
the calendar
18:54
of the sky and
18:56
Eternal. Yeah. then
18:59
when Billy says we use the calendar of the sky, we
19:01
go, what the fuck are you
19:03
doing? The sky would like me it's
19:05
eternally assumed. They
19:06
can't see the stars, and they haven't been
19:08
able to to see them for so long.
19:11
Right. So we can just switch her up a
19:13
little bit. We
19:13
agree to our terms. Yeah.
19:16
And we just make up a
19:17
certain time when we know the stars aligned.
19:19
And it's really a long time
19:21
from now, so we got lots of time. And
19:23
then Chuck
19:24
is like, alright. Here we
19:26
go. I have an idea. And then he leans into Olyander.
19:28
Yeah. Is Olyander here? Yeah. I'm here.
19:30
Okay. He's drinking a he's drinking a beer. He's
19:32
just watching. You've to
19:35
stop drinking you're you've been drinking concerts
19:37
since we got here. I'm stressed
19:39
out. That's a bad
19:41
reaction to no shit. Did
19:43
I tell you I'm divorced? I'm
19:46
no god. Oh, no.
19:47
We took you from your counselor too.
19:49
Oh, that's fine. I wasn't working out any
19:51
other day. She was leaving me. All
19:53
all the women in my life leave me
19:56
eventually. So except for any pads of
19:58
the sunrunner, this old beauty here.
20:00
And then, Chuck goes, okay. Here we
20:02
go. I'm gonna lean in. I'm gonna grab
20:04
your hand. coming You're hanging so big. I know,
20:06
dude. Stop squeezing so
20:08
hard. I'm pulling you in. No. And
20:10
then I get close to his face. I'm
20:12
like, Do you have
20:14
a lawyer on board? Did
20:16
you bring your
20:17
divorce lawyer to help us
20:20
draft this this gash,
20:22
this deal. Can I
20:23
roll it a spout, Laura? On
20:25
if
20:25
there's a I'd just tell you how
20:28
you See if there's a lawyer on board. Yeah. Sure. Go
20:30
for it. It's a certain attorneys.
20:32
Two thirty six plus wisdom.
20:35
Nine.
20:38
Yes. Of
20:38
course, I have a I have
20:40
a barrester. All ship
20:42
captains travel with a barrester. Let me go
20:44
get him. What's the Barrester's name?
20:47
Bartholomew. Yeah.
20:50
Bartholomew, Theodore Tidley
20:52
winks, the second. Wow.
20:55
Okay. Yeah. Bartholomew
20:57
Theodore Tilly winks the second. Yeah.
20:59
Tony had love. this squire.
21:01
I was I wasn't sure what voice I was gonna do, but now
21:03
I'm gonna do this one. Barthali
21:06
mute, Theodore Tilly winks the second
21:09
attorney before he
21:11
even he was like, yeah. Let me go look for him and he
21:13
just stops and then boingy jumps down
21:15
a little deck hole. Hi there. He's
21:17
got like a long robe on. He's got he's
21:19
he's got a big great beard. long gray hair. He's
21:21
got a clipboard, a tie for some
21:23
reason. A tie under on his robe. I tell you're
21:25
the janitor. Oh,
21:27
no. a lot of people make that misconception
21:29
little boy. Don't worry. But I
21:31
You're mopping the deck. I was. Yes.
21:34
With your rights and responsibilities. Maybe
21:38
most of the time I am
21:40
what some could call a swabby,
21:42
but did I pass the bar exam?
21:44
Maybe prove that I didn't.
21:46
Oh, yeah. He's our
21:49
guy. Alright.
21:54
Yeah. You know, coming in and out of port,
21:56
it's always good to have somebody familiar
21:58
with international
21:59
law to sort of, you know, get
22:02
us
22:02
out of legal jams.
22:04
As my captain Ollander here is
22:06
a smuggler and criminal, it's
22:08
important that we know we are operating just
22:11
at the legal limit most of the time.
22:13
So what do you need? We
22:15
got a situation where a
22:17
bunch of druids I
22:19
don't know if you've seen this before. Stop
22:22
me if if you've heard this one. Okay.
22:24
Alright. Are trying to
22:26
put a gash On
22:28
my friend here, Bing, have you ever dealt with the guest before? No,
22:31
never. This is an isolated, druidic
22:34
community. Mhmm.
22:36
Alright. But I think I'm familiar
22:38
with the idea. Well, it's a contract
22:40
that is enforced by the
22:42
spirit realm sort of. Oh, boy.
22:44
Okay. k. And depending on the
22:47
terms of that contract, Vink
22:49
may or may not have to
22:51
kill his dad. Who
22:53
is the Ranger King,
22:55
Nathaniel Van Zoomba,
22:57
bloody warrior king
23:00
of the Frozen North.
23:02
Mhmm. very fucking hard to kill.
23:04
So we're trying to find a way to
23:06
word this guess so that
23:08
we don't have to do that.
23:11
k. We're hoping to work into the eternity timeline of
23:13
the stars if that means anything to
23:16
you. Mhmm. Or Become
23:19
his chefs. You know
23:21
what? Kids, I've got great news for
23:23
you. I've dealt with this exact
23:26
thing before. You see
23:28
in black glass, I
23:30
was part of a negotiation between
23:33
two competing discount thrift
23:35
shops who were having a
23:37
conflict over Brandon. They both
23:39
said that they came up with a mascot that was a
23:41
lamp with eyes and legs.
23:43
And I I was able to determine that the
23:45
lamp was actually an ancient
23:47
sigil within the free copyright
23:49
domain. So what they were actually doing
23:51
was infringing upon the copyright of the
23:54
ancient Kingdom of Kainos. So
23:56
you'll see that this is actually
23:58
now that I'm thinking about it not similar
24:00
in any way. but I think I can do
24:03
it. Now, do we know for
24:05
sure that the terms of the guess
24:07
are set by the
24:09
recipient or the declarer.
24:12
Can I spout
24:12
Laura on that? Yes. Yeah. Absolutely.
24:14
2D6 plus intelligence. Fucking
24:16
fingers crossed. Okay. Nine,
24:19
consolidation. Yeah. I will. because it's
24:21
Androidic Golden days. Yes. Okay. I
24:23
think that Veng still has to aid on
24:25
a spout Lord. That makes
24:27
sense. Right? Well, we didn't get anything that useful.
24:29
Yeah. But what I'm saying is that, like, just you
24:31
keep just him being able to give you A2I
24:33
feel like that doesn't make sense.
24:36
says sounding bored on an aid. You're right. On an
24:38
aid. Okay. Okay. Fucking god.
24:40
Okay. Thank you. Okay, Sean. You
24:42
were right. We were rug.
24:44
bullied you into letting that thing happen. Oh, nice.
24:46
So we got three. I
24:51
got A90 beautiful. So that makes it a
24:54
ten. The terms of a guess are
24:56
absolutely not set by the recipient. Why
24:58
would they be? Fuck. Yeah.
25:01
he like, what Bartholomew
25:03
might be able to help you with is
25:05
laterally thinking your way out of the sketch
25:07
or around it. he's not gonna be able to help
25:09
you set the terms of it. So we need him to
25:12
come and listen to it and write it
25:14
down for us. Exactly. Exactly. he's been
25:16
taking notes this whole time and when you look at his
25:18
clipboard. He's got crazy shorthand like
25:20
it looks unintelligible. Whoa.
25:22
So my so I just wanna make sure I know what's
25:24
going on here. is your goal to, like, get
25:26
out of this entirely or to figure out
25:28
a way out of it after it's been set? I think
25:30
we're trying to subvert it enough --
25:32
Uh-huh. -- that we can agree to the
25:34
guest, but don't have to kill Nathaniel right away
25:37
and could potentially break it at some
25:39
point. Okay. It's kinda open ended.
25:41
Yeah. just like the hate for my father.
25:44
Perfect. It's super
25:46
complicated soundings, Chuck says
25:48
as he passes Yeah. Chuck,
25:50
all the ender snaps
25:53
over the ship's keeler --
25:55
Mhmm. -- who just
25:57
starts working on tuck,
25:59
putting bandages on him. Maggie
26:01
comes up with Coreen.
26:03
like, hey, what's what's going on? We fill
26:05
her in on everything.
26:08
Well,
26:08
goddamn.
26:09
That's a whole thing. And you wanna get out
26:11
of this? You don't wanna kill your dad?
26:13
I'm not I'm not sure. I don't
26:15
I don't have the same drive to kill. Maybe he needs
26:17
to die. I don't but I don't
26:20
wanna kill them for them. It's not every
26:22
day. You get legally empowered to kill
26:24
your own dad. It's a big
26:26
choice to make in a few hours,
26:28
though. and it just puts all of in
26:30
great, grave danger, which I'm
26:32
not willing to do. He throws a rock at
26:34
one of the selkies. fuck
26:38
you too. And
26:40
Ollie says, I feel like
26:43
the part
26:43
that you're not really thinking about is that
26:45
we could just fuck in. Whoop. We could do bail right now.
26:48
Mhmm. And then what and we got
26:50
a day and a half head start? Then we got
26:52
the silkies
26:52
on our ass until we hit the
26:55
Frozen North. and then I feel like they would still
26:57
come after us. Sorry. Fuck. I'm not in
26:59
the scene. Well, you just he
27:01
he's he's delirious. He's talking in the state. but
27:03
he's shockingly perceptive while his unconscious. Meggy
27:06
says so what you're gonna accept then
27:08
and then just
27:09
kinda see what happens. I
27:11
mean, as
27:11
long as it doesn't I can't if if we're
27:13
all involved in the Gucci, is it just gonna be
27:16
me? Problem.
27:16
I don't know.
27:19
Is it
27:21
painful? Does it hurt?
27:23
I've never actually seen
27:25
one set or seen one take place, but I
27:27
can't imagine it's going to be comfortable. I
27:30
did see somebody spontaneously combust
27:32
one time, and I assumed it again. I don't
27:34
know if that is related, but it was fucking
27:37
cool. This lawyer is weird as
27:39
fun. I wouldn't call
27:41
me a lawyer. Oh, you
27:43
cannot call me a lawyer. I'm begging
27:45
you not to call me a
27:47
lawyer. Actually, if you look at my
27:49
card and Barrester is spelled like BARE
27:53
hyphen ISDERI
27:57
mean, either
27:57
way, it's putting us in danger. And
27:59
I have been pointing towards confronting
28:02
him. I'm gonna take the guess. Okay.
28:04
So I just walked towards
28:06
the counselor where the counselor was on the
28:08
cliff. Okay. Yeah. Just the lawn? Yeah. I'm
28:10
gonna I'm gonna do this. Yeah. Really, actually,
28:12
can you come with me? I
28:14
can't count. Yeah. Okay. Probably I'm gonna take
28:16
the slipper too.
28:17
I but
28:20
you're gone. For
28:22
comfort. Okay.
28:24
We cut to.
28:26
You're at the council. They're gathered.
28:28
They're
28:28
it seems like they haven't left. Like, they've
28:30
just been stand standing here deliberating.
28:33
but they see that you've returned. And
28:35
Grimshaw sees you approaching and
28:37
he turns to you and says,
28:40
Bing. Spirit
28:41
walker, what is your decision? Do
28:43
you accept judgment or do
28:45
you accept death? I accept
28:47
cash. I'm
28:48
not accepting your judgment. But
28:50
I will confront the man that has been plaguing us
28:53
both. I will go
28:54
i go to my
28:55
dad very well.
28:58
Then
28:58
my stepdad, for I
29:00
have
29:01
learned I come from no
29:04
man. And
29:07
I'm gonna go kill my mom's
29:10
boyfriend. Ex
29:13
boyfriend. Ex my mom's ex
29:15
boyfriend. Wait
29:17
a second. This got way
29:20
easier to do. Yeah. Billy's
29:22
nodding solemnly. Yes.
29:26
As thing, as you say, that's going, oh, yeah, it's way
29:28
easier now if I'm gonna kill my mom's ex
29:30
boyfriend, unbidden memories come
29:32
to your mind of many years
29:35
raised death to Daniel's side --
29:37
Yeah. -- genuine affection you feel shown
29:39
for you. So under the hardness of
29:41
a warrior king, but Oh, yeah.
29:43
Him teaching you to shoot a bow. Oh.
29:45
You know, like, a sideways
29:47
glance, just eye contact, and, like, a little
29:49
bit of a nod. Yeah. And then the flush
29:51
of warmth and weird acceptance? Uh-huh.
29:54
Oh, and there oh, there's an image where
29:56
he's trying to raise you as like a
29:58
like a fighter, like a warrior. So
30:00
you have a bow and he's got
30:02
an arrow drawn pointed at you.
30:04
Mhmm. And he's like, I will shoot
30:06
you. Mhmm. Like, you have this is this is what
30:08
it looks like to stare at death in the face.
30:11
Yeah. It's it was a lot of that kind of
30:13
teaching, right, where he was like, you gotta be hard, you
30:15
gotta be mean, a boy named suit
30:17
training. Exactly. Veng's actually a
30:19
girl's name. Oh, man. It's
30:21
usually in the in the You got
30:23
teased for the name Veng a lot when you're done with
30:25
it. Yeah. Then Grimshaw
30:27
nods and goes, alright. Then
30:29
the Gashe will
30:30
be applied, and you
30:32
will be sent on your way. And
30:35
you can tell Billy because you're just
30:37
looking at everybody. StoneEye looks
30:39
furious. Like, he was waiting for the
30:41
opportunity to
30:43
kill all of you, and it's been taken from
30:46
him. and
30:47
the council joins you at the Waters
30:50
Edge. It's a very awkward walk.
30:52
I'm trying to make conversation because
30:54
it's silent. Uh-huh. My
30:56
And it is, like, nobody is talking
30:58
because, like, people from the villager joining the
31:00
procession is I'm gonna come watch. Yeah.
31:02
But Billy keeps talking to people. What
31:04
do strawberries that grow here? Like, do you
31:06
make jam? What kind of stuff do
31:08
you make? I like to make
31:10
jam sometimes, but My
31:13
favorite is pies.
31:15
How long does the gash taste? Is
31:17
it a like, do you get snacks?
31:19
I don't really see any snacks
31:22
being brought Is it usually a snack event or
31:24
no? Did you just is it just because it's
31:26
short notice? Like, we didn't plan it
31:28
very well? I could get some
31:30
sauces.
31:30
What do
31:33
you think?
31:36
Whatever your name is, Grimbus.
31:38
Grimbus
31:41
two thousand? Grimbus r.
31:44
you know,
31:44
when I lived here,
31:46
things sure were a lot different.
31:49
I walked by
31:51
myself a lot i'm
31:54
I didn't usually carry
31:55
it around. Why are
31:57
you
31:57
also quiet? We're here.
32:01
That was a nice walk. Oh, sure. I'm tired, Donna.
32:03
I'm glad I have this little bird and mop up my
32:06
sweat. I
32:06
think it's caring, Billy.
32:08
You've been used to came.
32:10
flip for the hole. Just walking with
32:13
unmanned slippers. It's the
32:15
same thing. This is it's a procession of the
32:17
elders of Hibernia. I elf
32:19
carrying a boy holding
32:21
a fuzzy slipper who
32:23
won't shut the fuck up about
32:26
dinner. and then you
32:28
arrive at the beach, and you can feel some
32:30
of the elders of Hibernia like cyan
32:32
really. They've arrived. You
32:34
know what, my guess, there
32:36
was a platter. There are
32:39
several
32:39
platters at my guess, but whatever.
32:41
I
32:41
actually do like the idea that hybornians
32:43
at a certain age take guesses
32:45
to, like -- Oh. -- just determine sort
32:47
of the direction of their lives. Maybe
32:50
that's what that's when they choose a clade. They choose a clade,
32:52
and then the guest, like, solidifies
32:54
their form. Yeah. Whoa. I really
32:56
like that. That makes so much sense. That's very
32:58
cool. And I like the idea that it's
33:00
like, you
33:02
do it pretty young, like, eleven
33:04
or twelve. It also kinda makes sense
33:06
with how futile Hibernian society
33:09
is, like, gueses, like, kinda keep people, like, swimming in
33:11
the same lane, despite how,
33:13
like, like, best deal, their
33:15
their interaction you think it'd be a more,
33:17
like, natural kind of anarchy rather than,
33:19
like, strict hierarchies. Mhmm.
33:21
Yeah. And
33:23
the Elders' vibernia join you at the Waters Edge along
33:25
with dozens of villagers
33:27
who have come to observe. The
33:29
sun is getting pretty high.
33:32
It's like Well, I mean,
33:33
the light is getting pretty bright. You can't really
33:36
see much of the sun, but a
33:38
uniform gray hangs over
33:40
the water. and
33:41
Veng they lead you out into
33:44
the
33:44
sea. StoneEye notably
33:46
not present actually.
33:49
You're standing in the water about, you know,
33:51
chest high looking out
33:53
at the waves. The members of
33:55
the council are standing around you. kinda
33:57
up to
33:57
their chest as well.
33:59
And it's a
34:02
fairly
34:02
silent affair.
34:04
There's not a lot of speaking, but there
34:06
is for the people that can perceive
34:08
the movements of the
34:11
spiritual energies, there's like
34:14
a symphony
34:14
of, like,
34:16
spiritual energy
34:17
moving as the
34:20
water interacts
34:22
with the druids, and the druids interact with the water, the water interacts
34:24
with you. It kinda sounds like when
34:26
you run
34:26
your finger around a wine glass with
34:28
water a different Oh, yeah. Cool.
34:31
Literally, there's like a harmonic vibration
34:34
that echoes
34:35
off the cliffs of
34:37
this fjord as well. Oh,
34:39
yeah. as, like, the resonant frequency of the stone is hit
34:41
and the whole thing rings like a bell. Is
34:44
are the elders the ones that are
34:46
administering the ash? It
34:48
appears that way -- Okay. -- to talk who is
34:50
barely able to keep one eye
34:52
open. And the
34:54
energy rises to a crescendo, your
34:57
ears ring with the power
34:59
of the spiritual forces flowing through
35:01
this place and flowing
35:04
through you. water dances in waves, like, the waves around in
35:06
the circle around things are kind of, like, going up, like,
35:08
boom. Shoom. Shoom. Shoom. Shoom.
35:10
And in this thin circle around
35:12
them. Mhmm. and
35:14
to finish it. It seems
35:16
almost unceremonious, but also
35:19
like deeply ritual a a
35:22
wave crests right
35:22
over your head and just like
35:25
the water washes your hair back. It
35:27
gets in your nose and mouth and your
35:29
ears, but a little flapping fish on the top of my head. There's like kelp
35:31
hanging from your hair, but it
35:33
feels like that was sort
35:35
of the stamp on the whole thing. Let me
35:37
guess. That was the guess.
35:41
You now
35:44
are bound by ritual to
35:45
see this vowel and oath
35:46
to its end. In two
35:49
moon's time, you will
35:50
end the life of the man known as the
35:54
ranger king. or your life will be the one
35:56
offered. And
35:58
the barrister is there and he's like,
35:59
your honor,
36:02
my hands.
36:05
I object. And
36:07
all he puts his hand on his shoulder,
36:09
goes, man, not right now. You gotta read
36:11
the room here, but But he but
36:13
but Bartholomew has been taking
36:16
notes this whole time. He's just
36:18
been, like, writing on his clip or, like, okay. Yeah. Do
36:20
this. Do
36:22
that. Mhmm. Now, you are free to
36:24
go from this place,
36:26
but no.
36:26
These
36:27
waters are not
36:28
your home. You will find
36:31
no safe harbor here until your guest
36:33
is complete. Alright? And
36:34
Grimshaw's and the rest
36:35
of the council walks back up out
36:37
of the water and
36:40
the Hibernians,
36:41
for the most part, follow them back up the path
36:43
to the village. And Billy, like,
36:45
kinda trails after them a little bit. He's like,
36:47
is that it? Are
36:49
you guys coming back? Is there are
36:52
we gonna have, like, a
36:53
dinner? Savannah Savannah is
36:56
there. Are you are you all
36:58
leaving now? She kneels down. Yeah. That's that's it, Billy.
37:00
So now I have
37:01
to go? It appears I mean
37:03
So I have to go on
37:04
the i go now
37:05
now. Bing. Bing has
37:07
to go, but I'm My house.
37:09
Oh my god. Yeah. This can't be too
37:11
easily. It's just kept crying.
37:14
They should I
37:16
just got here. No
37:18
one can take it home from you, Billy. Mhmm.
37:20
This is where this is where Can
37:23
I come back? Yes.
37:26
Yes. Of course. This is your home.
37:30
Okay.
37:30
I'll go with
37:31
Bing.
37:32
hurry Okay. Alright. It'll be okay.
37:34
It'll be
37:35
No. I would be so
37:38
sad. And she,
37:38
like, reaches out and she hugs you.
37:42
Then can you pick me
37:43
up? Yeah. I was gonna pick a
37:45
hair. Billy, I made something for
37:47
you. What is
37:50
it? he's woven billy a little
37:52
tiara
37:52
that says billow. How's the
37:57
woods is it?
37:58
a little pillow for me. This
37:59
is this is the crown of the people who live
38:02
in this island. This is this is
38:04
for you.
38:04
Okay. And look at
38:06
this, I got jar. Oh. Of
38:09
the moon drood water from
38:11
the well. Okay. And
38:13
I've
38:13
heard
38:15
that if you drink some of this before
38:18
bed, it puts you in a very deep sleep and
38:20
you dream of this place and
38:22
being here. Okay. Okay. You may be able to visit.
38:24
Okay. III
38:26
mean, if this
38:30
you have any
38:30
questions about the guess I can put I
38:33
can attempt to help, but I
38:35
I just I
38:36
just want you to know that
38:39
the the coming of the Ranger
38:42
King is not as
38:44
simple and as black and white as
38:46
the council seems to believe. And we
38:48
Many of us on these islands know that. That
38:51
is why I think I have to go to
38:54
him,
38:54
one Chinods. Thank
38:57
you. Thank you.
38:59
you And she runs a thumb
39:01
along Billy's cheek
39:04
and
39:04
and Turns
39:06
to walk back up the path.
39:08
I'll do my
39:09
best. We'll do our
39:12
best. She turns and says, I know
39:14
you will. But if in
39:16
six months time, this isn't done and you come
39:18
for us, you better bring
39:20
more than you think
39:22
you
39:22
need. She nods and
39:24
she walks back up to
39:26
the path and disappears into the trees.
39:30
k. I wanna get some poultices. Can I run quickly?
39:32
Yeah. Yeah. You can gather some stuff. Gather
39:34
some stuff. Can you leave me here for
39:36
a bit? Yeah. Of course. Okay.
39:39
You wanna hang on the shore?
39:42
Yeah. So you're just going into the,
39:44
like, the underbrush to gather some herbs or Yeah. Hold on. I run on
39:46
the boat and I come back with Parell's other slipper he's
39:48
yelling. Look at it. I
39:50
don't know where I put my other shoes.
39:52
Now I'm just barefoot. We
39:54
need them to carry stuff. We
39:57
don't have a lot of baskets on
39:59
here. They make great
40:02
baskets. Yeah. So Veng, you can replenish
40:04
your pulses and herbs. Thank you. If you take
40:06
some time to just kind of dig around in the underbrush
40:08
and grab what looks like useful leaves. Oh,
40:10
great. I'm foraging. Yeah.
40:12
Delicious foraging. Oh, man. There's so many things that I
40:14
know here because it's the druid Island. Yeah.
40:16
Actually, you know what? I like that. There's
40:19
I think hibernian
40:21
herbs, this one like,
40:23
pack basically of
40:25
herbs and poultices will give
40:27
you five uses. But
40:30
anywhere
40:30
else, you would only get three. Great. Thank you. And I found
40:32
some druid pipe weed, which is different than half the
40:34
pipe weed. We'll figure out what that means later.
40:37
Excellent. Two juices. Fuck you. And
40:39
what's Billy doing down on the shore?
40:42
Billy's,
40:42
like, there's, like, the clips along the
40:44
shore. Mhmm. So he's run down the shoreline.
40:47
to a cave around the corner.
40:50
Oh. And he's gonna
40:52
he grabbed a rock on the way. Mhmm. And
40:54
in that cave is a cave
40:56
he's visited before in his past and he have he, like, has a little
40:59
rock pile in there. Oh. So it's kinda like a
41:01
little what do you call it?
41:04
Karen. Yeah. And
41:05
he adds another rock to
41:05
it, and he
41:08
wants to, like, a leave a little part of himself. Oh,
41:10
he he buries some of his he cuts off
41:13
some of his hair. Oh. And he buries that in
41:15
the cairn. Whoa. How
41:16
big is this cairn? It's really small. Like -- Yeah.
41:18
-- maybe, like, a loaf of bread. Uh-huh. is
41:21
it, like, every time Billy comes back to
41:24
Hibernia -- Yeah. -- like every time he, like,
41:26
has gone through all the cycles, he,
41:28
like, leaves Right.
41:30
A symbol of, like, this version of
41:32
him. Yeah. Whoa. That's really cool.
41:34
He
41:34
is visited visited.
41:35
Yeah. And, yeah, like, as you
41:38
enter this to anyone
41:39
else what would seem like an ancient
41:42
little sea cave. Mhmm. You feel
41:44
this warmth
41:46
of, like, opening the door to your home
41:48
-- Mhmm. -- after having been away for years. Yeah. What are some
41:50
of the other things
41:51
that are there? Oh,
41:54
an acorn?
41:54
acorn What
41:57
else? Oh, a chip of
41:59
of his
41:59
ax.
42:00
Mhmm.
42:05
rose
42:05
pedals,
42:06
well, dried,
42:07
basically dust now.
42:10
Mhmm.
42:12
A barecloths? a bare claw. Oh.
42:14
Why not? We could donut. Oh,
42:18
donut. crawler. Instead of
42:20
bunches it as you he takes well, he takes
42:22
one bite every time he comes back to his Takes
42:24
one bite of the bear of the don't wait.
42:26
Of the bear call. Gotta save
42:28
this. Gosh, David. There's Still
42:31
a bit low. The next
42:32
time He's like two thousand year
42:34
old son. Is there anything in this cave
42:36
that Billy takes with him?
42:39
he doesn't take
42:39
anything with
42:41
him. No.
42:43
Price.
42:47
but
42:47
I don't tell anyone about
42:49
it. Yeah. No. I imagine that it's
42:51
actually kind of like you kinda had to
42:53
squeeze yourself in here. Like, it's not a place that
42:55
anyone could go. It's
42:56
covered in, like, vines and moss. Mhmm.
42:58
You would just assume it's a
43:00
the it son it's just
43:03
stone. because the opening is really
43:05
small. It's really dark in there
43:07
except Billy uses his little willow the
43:09
wisp to see. But he, like, knows that
43:11
all the footpaths
43:12
and everything thing. Yeah. Like they're
43:14
and they're, like, worn in different places from all
43:16
the times that he stepped this way. There's, like, drawings
43:18
in there that he's done before. Mhmm.
43:22
fuck. Did you do any drawings before he go?
43:24
Not this time. Okay.
43:25
Yeah. Oh, wait. Yeah. He does.
43:27
He goes back.
43:28
I can't forget.
43:30
So
43:30
he draws a shitty drawing of, like,
43:33
Perrell and Tuck and Bing
43:35
and Mirrors. Mhmm.
43:36
and Francis. So
43:38
it's basically the first postcard that he
43:40
sent out. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh,
43:43
yeah. He's like, oh,
43:44
I forgot. He does some croissants. Oh,
43:46
forgot and he
43:47
does Wow. Yeah. I
43:50
actually love that that
43:52
postcode. Yeah. The postcode is a drawing that
43:54
Billy did
43:56
on his cave. Yeah. Oh, that's so cool. Yeah. He's got,
43:58
like, old crayons in
44:00
there. Really old. Yeah.
44:02
It's like tree pitch with, like,
44:05
different dies and stuff in it. Uh-huh.
44:08
Anyway,
44:08
he runs back out, like, waits
44:10
for being at the shore. Chuck is waking
44:12
up.
44:12
And he's like, Billy, what are you chewing?
44:15
what? What's in your mouth? Nothing. I left him for four
44:17
seconds. I'm so sorry. No. You can't
44:20
have it. It seems like
44:22
harder. Doctor has a
44:24
very big of there because he
44:26
doesn't know him yet. It's gone. You bit me.
44:28
Well, you put your fingers
44:31
in my mouth. and miss with the kitchen.
44:33
Yeah. And Ollie and the crew of the sunrunner have
44:36
gotten the boat back into the water. It's
44:38
not beached
44:40
anymore. The selkies that were here guarding you have left.
44:42
Bing comes back with a bagful
44:44
of herbs -- Mhmm. -- and
44:45
some weed.
44:48
Mhmm. What'd you get?
44:51
Mostly poultices and
44:53
some druid pipe weed. Ugh. How was it
44:55
different from halfling pipe weed?
44:57
I don't know yet.
45:00
Okay. We'll find out
45:02
later. Also a bunch of
45:04
berries and
45:06
nuts. pine
45:07
nuts.
45:09
Cool. And
45:11
it's sort
45:13
of a penetrated. Alright.
45:16
Okay. The Bill Hook. I don't know. A
45:18
cloak of invisibility. And
45:24
a gun. of
45:26
a gun book. You
45:29
know what? I
45:32
actually don't not a gun bush, but I don't hate the idea that there's
45:34
like a type of plant, that
45:36
the fruiting body is
45:38
produced in such a way that there's
45:39
a bunch of like biomechanical
45:42
tension inside of it. Mhmm. So it can
45:44
shoot just one thorn. Wow.
45:46
Like, if you just put pick this
45:48
thing. Yeah. It's like,
45:50
you know, there's exploding cucumbers. Yeah.
45:52
Yeah. So there's just, like, all this, you know
45:54
-- Oh. -- enough. There's exploding
45:56
cucumbers and they shoot seeds all
45:58
over the place. like, once they reach certain levels. There's a bunch of plants to do that. Yeah. They
45:59
in all their seed shootout. Oh,
46:02
cool. So I think it there's there's one bush like
46:04
that. I grabbed one of
46:06
those bush. greatly pear.
46:08
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a little spiky
46:10
fruit. Yeah. It's a
46:12
grenade. It's a grenade that shoots
46:14
thorns. Cool.
46:17
And in French, Per means
46:20
father. That is true. This is
46:22
gonna become the jack CheckOps kind
46:24
of No.
46:26
CheckOps gun. okay. That's the jerk
46:28
offs. Yeah. The
46:30
boat is
46:31
in the
46:34
bay. like,
46:34
in the water of the and the
46:37
crew has
46:37
started to
46:40
drop sail. Oliander's
46:41
ready to go. What do we do? What are we doing?
46:43
You know what? I feel fine. Bing
46:46
says. I feel like prime
46:48
prompted. Yeah. He's on the
46:50
bow. Yeah. Oh, yeah. into the gray. Uh-huh. did
46:52
you yell that at us?
46:54
I don't know. I'd maybe it wasn't
46:56
talking to you. I'm sorry. I'm dying.
47:00
this feels weird. I feel strange and I hope that it
47:02
doesn't bring us an knee
47:04
harm. Well, it makes sense. Right? We're
47:07
going there anyways. Yeah. Of course. Right? We gotta
47:09
go to talk to Adernack. Right? We do. And this is just kinda
47:11
like another chore on the
47:14
road. Yeah.
47:14
sometimes you're you have to go to grocery
47:16
store, but on the way, you have to kill
47:19
your father. Yeah. Exactly. All happens
47:21
all the time. I mean, it's happened
47:23
to all of us. Also, I
47:25
just wanna Parell sticks his head in. I just
47:27
wanna clarify, we're all on the same page. We're
47:29
not going to talk to Addernack Allwater.
47:32
We don't know that she's alive. and we're
47:34
going to where her tower used to be because
47:36
apparently there's a box there. Right. There's a
47:38
vault. Yes. It's worth a box. Just wanna be
47:40
clear. And we break that box. wizard
47:42
out of there. Maybe. Collect
47:44
the whole set. Hi fi.
47:46
Maybe maybe it's gonna
47:49
be a wizard. Maybe it'll be at or not, but it could be
47:51
anyone or anything. Oh. Just wanna set up those
47:54
terms. Mhmm.
47:56
k. Yeah. you guys are just talking
47:58
pretty casually about going to see Atternack
48:00
Allwater, a wizard who's most certainly dead. Yeah. We're
48:02
not casual. Well, anything we're about to
48:04
do? Yeah. To any of our
48:06
parents. Okay. Alright. Cool. 0II didn't I didn't
48:08
learn anything by the way.
48:12
Oh, okay. remember anything about Adam Mac. Yeah. Sorry.
48:14
Nothing. Oh, during your meditation? Yeah. I
48:16
was trying to do a thing that I haven't been able
48:18
to do in a long time. be
48:20
useful. It's full. This guy here, go
48:23
fuck yourself. Now, I was trying to
48:25
do an old thing Wizards.
48:28
It's a it's a pretty common
48:30
technique. It's called the
48:32
boundless thought diagram.
48:34
It's kind of a way
48:35
of, like, folding your brain. and
48:37
I haven't been able to do it since I don't have
48:39
my magic, but the ion candle
48:42
kinda helped me give it a shot.
48:44
So I really thought
48:45
hard with
48:46
many brains over a
48:49
long period of time.
48:51
right am But, yeah, no one
48:53
knew what Adernack was working
48:55
on.
48:55
So nothing similar
48:58
to kind
48:59
of your whole situation thing
49:02
-- Mhmm. -- unfortunately? Yeah. I
49:04
don't know. I wish I could be more helpful on that front.
49:07
But how do you think would help just getting
49:09
your
49:09
magic bag? Is there anything else?
49:11
I mean, ideally, we would talk
49:13
to another wizard. You know?
49:16
Well, I mean, we're gonna
49:18
go to this vault. We're gonna break open
49:20
this box. Mhmm. Can we remind ourselves on what
49:22
the point of that is? Is it to Well,
49:25
why did we want another wizard again? To
49:27
figure out,
49:27
like, what if there's a process
49:29
for getting your magic back
49:32
for parole,
49:33
Okay. And also, if there's a
49:35
process for reintroducing magic into
49:38
the
49:38
world -- In general, to stop
49:40
whatever's happening -- Right. -- the planes
49:42
because they're grinding against each other. The planar conjunction. That is the thing
49:45
that we are Here we go every
49:47
day. We got we got
49:49
back to the request. Oh, yeah. Like, murdering a
49:51
one man seems a lot less important. Yeah. Then
49:54
all of reality collapsing it on itself --
49:56
Mhmm. -- handlessly. And maybe it'll happen in
49:58
the
49:58
or maybe will happen in next two months,
50:00
and you won't even have to kill your dad. That's it. You
50:01
know, you know, that's a very optimistic outlook.
50:04
Thanks, Belo. Hey, a lot. This
50:06
was the
50:08
equivalent of the party pressing start to open up
50:10
their quest journal and going back to
50:12
the main quest that they'd on track a
50:14
long time ago. Oh, yeah. What
50:17
we're do it. We've been doing side quests for a
50:19
while. But Ollie's standing at
50:21
the wheel. What's this? So what do we we're
50:24
just heading north my
50:26
man. North to the
50:29
tower. The glacier that our neck
50:31
lives in. Hit frozen north. Lived
50:33
in. Sorry. Parral. it's fine. You guys just
50:36
whatever. You don't remember details at the best of time, so
50:38
I just assume you don't know who's a live or dead.
50:40
Sometimes, Perrell,
50:41
it helps us to
50:43
talk about things in an optimistic way. So it
50:45
makes us feel like we are
50:48
being useful and our
50:50
dumb journeys
50:51
have a purpose. You
50:52
know what, Billy? I never really thought about it that way
50:54
because it's a stupid way to think about
50:58
it. But
51:00
I'm gonna go back down below. Is this
51:02
because I took your slipper? Maybe. I
51:04
brought I brought one of them
51:06
back. All you hear is he's going
51:08
downstairs is as is one on slipper foot
51:10
hits the deck.
51:12
You see the other slipper float
51:14
by on the water. Gulp.
51:18
That's not my fault.
51:20
So are we we're undertaking perilous journeys, I
51:22
suppose? Yes. But before we
51:24
go, tuck goes to the back
51:26
of the ship. Oh. To say one final goodbye
51:28
to this land, and to
51:30
one half dear woman in
51:32
particular. I can't even
51:34
see her. She's out of
51:36
sight for sure. He looks he
51:38
looks he looks off the back
51:40
deck, trees, just trees. Billie offers
51:42
the Bill Milwaukee. I look through the
51:44
vernaculars. Yeah. Trees fill the
51:46
gaps in the trees. And then III
51:50
yell. Savannah. Ving
51:52
it just moves his voice
51:55
along the wind aiding you this
51:57
Wrong national ambassador.
52:00
No. Nate Don't
52:02
tell him to roll stuff. What are you talking about? Roll elemental mastery.
52:04
2D6 plus constitution.
52:08
Twelve five sorry.
52:12
Fourteen. Wow. So what are your There's
52:14
no way she doesn't hear it. What are
52:16
your two choices because remember you
52:18
still have to pay you have to choose
52:20
one. I do not
52:22
retain control.
52:24
So So
52:26
the word Savannah explodes
52:28
over
52:29
the entire island, levelling trees
52:31
in Branches fall
52:33
off trees, rock tumbled down
52:36
into the sea. Correct.
52:38
And
52:38
eventually, you see movement in the trees
52:40
at the
52:41
at the head of the path. Who
52:43
is it? some guy -- Oh. --
52:45
and then another guy and then a
52:47
group of people. And then Savarna beat
52:49
red in the face. She
52:52
comes down to the walk at the beach
52:54
and goes, what? And
52:57
then, Chuck, he he leans
53:00
he leans down. He, like, he leans down
53:02
and picks something up. And then with
53:04
all his mites, he he throws it to
53:06
the shore to her. Uh-huh. Why are you
53:08
rolling for it? Just tell I don't remember. I want I wanna get
53:11
it to the shore. Oh, you're kind of getting far
53:13
away. Also, I don't remember things
53:16
he's he's throwing something from
53:18
his inventory.
53:20
Is it like a
53:21
titanic heart of the oceans sort
53:23
of thing? I
53:24
think So, Ari, that's his kind of goal is to try and make it like
53:28
Yep. Okay. So So
53:30
you didn't
53:32
even figure out what it was. Is this how Chuck operates?
53:34
This is how improv goes.
53:39
So he
53:43
throws a bail
53:45
of hay. Okay.
53:48
Uh-huh. because
53:50
she ate the grass that you gave her. Yeah.
53:52
Where did you get this hay from? I did go
53:54
and collect some grass. So
53:57
it's a really little bale, I guess. And
54:00
it just plops into the sand in front of
54:02
her. And
54:04
I go may
54:06
all of your sorrows be
54:08
filled with grass? May
54:11
you graze into eternity? and
54:14
the boat begins sailing away, and she
54:17
picks up the bail. And
54:19
you hear gently on
54:22
the wind, Thank you. Goodbye.
54:26
Goodbye.
54:27
And she turns away and pushes
54:29
through the crowd of of
54:32
are laughing with the bail of
54:34
hay. With the bail of hay, she does take it with
54:36
her? No poem this time.
54:38
I I can't I
54:40
feel all of my poems are the same poems. I don't think
54:42
so. I wrote it on the grass.
54:44
Well, don't eat that. You see
54:46
you're eating like an apple or she walks away.
54:50
and all of the druids that came to the beach
54:52
wave and laugh as you sail away
54:54
out of the fjord and into the
54:57
gray. text, like, I feel like we ingratiated ourselves to some
54:59
of them then -- Exactly. --
55:01
you look at them all. Yeah. Yeah. They're
55:03
all standing there. They're waving.
55:06
They're very scared of
55:10
time. Now you are undertaking
55:12
your perilous journey out through
55:14
the gray. into the Frozen North. Mhmm. Who is
55:16
gonna roll what? We've got navigate and
55:18
scout ahead. Mhmm.
55:20
I'll navigate.
55:20
i'll navigate I
55:22
can scout out of the ship. Yeah. Just up in the crow's nest? Yeah.
55:24
because I just woke up. Billy's hanging
55:26
out at the
55:26
back of the boat looking out at
55:29
the
55:29
island all, like, Morose
55:31
looking for Lauren? Like a little emo. Yeah. Korean
55:33
comes and sits
55:35
down next to you. What's
55:37
going on?
55:38
gonna
55:39
Nothing. You
55:41
sure?
55:42
Yeah. I'm totally
55:46
feeling great. I
55:48
know what
55:48
it feels like to have to
55:51
leave a home that you feel
55:52
like you haven't spent enough
55:54
enough time in time in.
55:56
I I saw her. I
55:58
feel old. Okay.
55:58
Billy turns around. He's
55:59
like, oh, it's I mean, it's
56:01
just
56:03
to have allergies.
56:04
She puts a a hand
56:06
on your back. Her hand is is of course
56:09
as big as your entire back.
56:12
Thank
56:13
you. She rubs it a
56:15
little bit. Hands you a handpiece.
56:17
Yeah. Yeah. I put
56:21
on me like a blanket.
56:24
Mhmm. Thank you. And, you know,
56:25
if I was more
56:27
sentimental, I'd say something
56:29
like home isn't a
56:30
place that's a feeling blah
56:32
blah blah. I have to barf. Yeah.
56:40
So for this side of the road. She just
56:42
sits there with you. Okay. 2D6
56:45
plus, I believe, it's intelligence for
56:47
navigate and wisdom for Let's
56:49
go ahead. Oh.
56:52
Ten plus. Scott
56:55
ahead is wisdom. So minus
56:58
one because I have that stability
57:00
now. That's so nice.
57:02
Okay. How long does that hang out
57:04
for? Until he gets it taken
57:06
care of. So I'm I think, like, because this is part of the
57:08
dream forever. I'm sort of making
57:10
bad calls because I'm constantly
57:12
worried that you guys are
57:14
gonna die. So second guessing your judgment -- Yeah. -- because we got
57:16
a nine for Scott ahead
57:18
and 2D6 plus
57:20
intelligence
57:20
for an aggregate.
57:22
Two.
57:24
Five. Shit.
57:25
Okay. So
57:28
let's
57:29
go ahead and seven
57:31
to nine, you choose one from the list below.
57:34
You get the drop on whatever lies ahead.
57:36
You discern a beneficial aspect of the
57:38
terrain such as a shortcut, shelter, or
57:40
tactical advantage. you make a
57:42
capital d discovery or notice sign of a
57:44
capital d danger. I
57:46
think
57:46
I would like to
57:48
get to jump on
57:50
whenever lies ahead. Okay.
57:53
though So
57:56
something different as you're
57:58
leaving the gray is that you don't
57:59
have
58:00
guides. So
58:02
it's pretty slow going. Initially,
58:04
like as Ollie and the crew are trying to
58:06
get a handle of sailing through the
58:08
gray again with no one helping them. So it feels
58:10
like you're just crawling along. You're
58:13
sailing through this like
58:16
interminable wall of mist and fog
58:18
and a and a rock appears
58:20
out of the gloom jutting out
58:22
of the water this like harsh
58:26
gray spike of stone.
58:28
Whoa. And standing at the
58:30
very top of the stone is
58:31
stone ey. What the fuck is
58:33
he's got his arms crossed over his chest? Deck is just
58:36
like, what are
58:38
you doing?
58:41
Just because the council has laid
58:43
their judgment, doesn't mean I have
58:45
to agree. I act by
58:47
my will own. I
58:49
don't think the council would like to
58:51
hear that.
58:52
I spit on the council.
58:56
Oh, shit. you
58:56
any points at Veng, mhmm, your
58:59
line, your blood,
59:00
has broken the accords
59:02
of
59:02
this island, and I will not stand
59:06
for it. What
59:06
are you gonna do? You know in
59:09
time. And he leaps into
59:11
the air and takes his elephant seal
59:13
form and disappears beneath the
59:15
waves, barely slobs. Lands the ocean
59:18
hard. You know, he
59:20
should wait and change those knives. Where's
59:22
his legs being? should
59:24
lean forward time lean forward a little bit, maybe more of a dive. And he
59:26
he hits the kind of way that the there's,
59:28
like, silence for a second and the whole crew goes,
59:32
oh. but
59:34
he disappears under the water and tries to
59:36
play it off. But you can tell underneath he's
59:38
going? He's double Fuck.
59:42
Hard to mammacles.
59:45
Stings so bad.
59:47
His real voice is
59:49
coming through. Oh. Well, he took
59:51
on a Batman voice where he can't
59:53
even go down. Yeah. So
59:56
So is he coming for us now
59:58
or eventually? I think
1:00:00
eventually. i think eventually
1:00:01
He said in time. So
1:00:03
So within space and within
1:00:05
time. Mhmm. Okay. Alright.
1:00:08
Crohnups always mean later
1:00:09
on when they say that.
1:00:11
in time. Yeah. Yeah. Who
1:00:13
knows?
1:00:13
Might be rogue? Might
1:00:15
be
1:00:15
that he is gonna wait to
1:00:18
see even the the
1:00:20
barest ink cling that you don't plan on fulfilling your oath and then he'll
1:00:22
strike, like, could be anything. Okay. He seemed like
1:00:24
he definitely didn't wanna give up any
1:00:26
information besides I'm
1:00:28
here. Yeah. And
1:00:32
Ollie --
1:00:32
Yeah. -- Chuck
1:00:33
pisses into the ocean. Yeah.
1:00:36
Okay. For a good
1:00:38
measure. Here. Diggbee coming on
1:00:40
hold the wheel for a second. Yeah.
1:00:42
And he runs over to the side. I think he
1:00:44
runs over to missus in the ocean. Yeah.
1:00:46
Yeah. Billy runs up to a little like, one of those what
1:00:48
are they called? The port holes? Yeah. Yeah. It's
1:00:51
Portal that. It points into the
1:00:53
bottom. Well, I didn't know that
1:00:56
she told me before I start peeling.
1:00:58
Hey, Chuck. Like, come on everybody.
1:01:00
Let's all piss into the ocean. Most
1:01:02
of the crew are except for the guy holding the
1:01:04
wheel. They all run to the sides of the boat, and
1:01:06
they're all like, yeah.
1:01:09
I'm walking in. in a
1:01:11
final show of rebellion as you leave Hibernia. Ed,
1:01:14
Chuck SNiffs, and he's like,
1:01:16
whoa, someone
1:01:18
needs to drink more water. This fucking sucks. Fuck
1:01:20
it's you. I just need accurate,
1:01:23
like, you know, like, coffee piss
1:01:25
when you ever had enough water
1:01:27
after you drank a bunch of coffee. I think this is
1:01:29
orange, buddy. Yeah. Sorry. So I'm in
1:01:32
ketosis pretty hard. Yeah.
1:01:34
Is that what happens in ketosis? And
1:01:36
your your biscuits, like, super intense. Yeah. Well, I'm gonna make
1:01:39
sure it's not brown. That's when it's
1:01:41
dangerous though. Brown. This is that when
1:01:43
there's, like, blood in there? No.
1:01:46
It's just like your body is breaking down. It's going out of your dick. Yes.
1:01:49
How's
1:01:49
kinda like? You know, you're
1:01:50
pissing out your organs and stuff. Yeah.
1:01:52
This is the conversation. your liver.
1:01:56
It took and Billy are having. Yeah.
1:01:58
because Billy's low enough. He saw the whole
1:02:00
stream. Yeah. Oh, and
1:02:02
he got all the way
1:02:04
with it.
1:02:06
Smells like motor oil. Yeah.
1:02:08
Sludgy with the fuck. And he's all
1:02:11
bitter again. He's like,
1:02:12
who left my burdier for this?
1:02:15
Oh,
1:02:15
man. That's true. That's
1:02:17
gonna be I bet a
1:02:19
bit of looking at these people peeing off
1:02:21
a boat so excited. Yeah.
1:02:24
You're standing back and like,
1:02:26
oh, fuck bit of a transition back to road life. Whereas before Billy was
1:02:28
like, I love being on the road. Everything's so
1:02:30
interesting. And now he's thinking about, like, the fish
1:02:31
guy. He's like,
1:02:33
You made such good fish. Oh,
1:02:35
yes. Shadow cells. Yeah. because so,
1:02:38
like yeah. Tuck kinda here's Billy
1:02:40
Grumbling impudently.
1:02:42
Yeah. think it's certainly
1:02:44
little kid. I'm I'm back
1:02:46
at the back of the bogeyman, like
1:02:50
Really? The portal goes in the bottom of
1:02:52
the bell. to me that I
1:02:54
was
1:02:54
tied into ocean. Like, I'm supposed to know
1:02:56
that. Do
1:02:56
you mean that little kid, like, throwing stuff
1:02:58
overboard with that little kid throw like,
1:03:00
they don't know how to throw stuff basically. So that isn't really
1:03:03
important things for the book. I
1:03:05
don't get it over. bounces
1:03:08
off and hits me. Yeah. Oh, yeah. because I
1:03:10
get angrier. Uh-huh. It hits
1:03:12
the ground, hits the banister and hits you.
1:03:16
Uh-huh. so stupid. Can't even throw anything. Right?
1:03:18
He says scratching at the wood.
1:03:20
Just with one finger at
1:03:24
all. So then Chuck walks over to
1:03:26
Billy, and he kinda leans down. He
1:03:28
puts his his hand on his back, and he
1:03:30
starts rubbing his back. He's like, I know it's
1:03:32
hard to
1:03:34
leave. No. I
1:03:34
feel fine. No. I
1:03:37
don't feel anything.
1:03:42
And Chuck
1:03:42
is like, it's okay if you don't feel anything, but
1:03:44
it's also fine to not feel fine. It's hard
1:03:46
to miss the places that you
1:03:49
feel at home. You
1:03:51
don't know. I feel
1:03:54
old. I'm just alone
1:03:55
here because everything is stinky over there.
1:03:57
Not because I have feelings in
1:03:59
that instead. And,
1:04:02
Chuck, from, like, in
1:04:04
his little backpack, he he
1:04:06
pulls out, like, a little wooden cage.
1:04:09
Uh-huh. And in it is, like, one of the mimic
1:04:11
mods. And he's, like, I I caught
1:04:13
this guy before we left, and
1:04:15
Veng talked to him.
1:04:17
And then, like, the wings open, and it's like
1:04:19
a picture of Hibernia. Mhmm. And then they close and they open
1:04:22
again, and it's like different parts of
1:04:24
the island time
1:04:26
it closes and opens? It's like a
1:04:28
story book of your home.
1:04:29
Uh-huh. Think
1:04:32
wow.
1:04:32
wow Thanks, you guys.
1:04:34
see that is It's not like
1:04:36
being there, but it it's
1:04:39
not nothing.
1:04:40
It's pretty close. Does
1:04:42
the moth get cold up here?
1:04:45
Yeah. It'll
1:04:45
die in a couple of weeks.
1:04:48
Oh, it's not. It's good. No.
1:04:50
It's going to. Yeah.
1:04:52
Everything dies, Billy. Right. Yes.
1:04:55
Best things. Oh, I forgot that part.
1:04:58
I'm just gonna,
1:05:01
like, take them mouth,
1:05:04
downstairs, and
1:05:06
go sleep in pearls,
1:05:08
hammock.
1:05:09
Okay, buddy. Okay.
1:05:12
Thank you. You're you're
1:05:14
welcome. And
1:05:14
we see this shot
1:05:17
of below decks Billy laying
1:05:19
on his side in the hammock watching
1:05:21
the Mimic moth open on
1:05:23
the island of Hibernia,
1:05:25
the trees, the ocean, berry, berry,
1:05:27
this tree
1:05:28
is reclined and
1:05:32
dry me, like, one of your
1:05:34
French girls' beauties since she's spoken a pipe. Yeah. And a rock
1:05:36
face behind which Billy
1:05:37
knows lies a
1:05:39
very familiar cave. And
1:05:41
that's where we're gonna end
1:05:43
it for this week. I'm your game master,
1:05:45
Sean O'Hara, joining me as always, playing to comb
1:05:47
doing the Barbarian Abdul Aziz.
1:05:49
So long, everybody. playing the heartfelt drood, Paul Oppers. Take care.
1:05:51
Playing rapidly the half length thief, Jessica Tye. Bye,
1:05:54
everyone. Thank you to our to
1:05:56
Erin Reed. Thank you to our
1:05:58
Erin Reed. for his
1:06:00
incredible art. Art. And if anybody tries
1:06:02
to get him to make music for your podcast, I'll come to your
1:06:04
house and beat the shit out of you. Yeah.
1:06:06
We'll fucking rock bottom. You and your
1:06:08
mom just get Wow. Wow.
1:06:10
That's a finisher. And
1:06:12
we're gonna finish you in your mom's
1:06:14
head. We're gonna finish
1:06:17
your mom. Yeah. I'm gonna finish your
1:06:20
mom with my two
1:06:22
fifth. Aaron makes our intro
1:06:24
now. that you're well familiar with
1:06:26
by this point, but we love it so much.
1:06:28
You can find all of the
1:06:30
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1:06:33
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1:06:39
album come out recently. Oh, yeah. Talk about
1:06:41
that. Yeah. If go Bang Camp and search
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ACR, that is the name of his
1:06:45
one man musical group. It's a great album. Mhmm.
1:06:47
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And so when's
1:07:28
the tale of
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adventures three? who tried
1:07:32
the
1:07:32
nervous
1:07:34
thinking. I'm dumb
1:07:35
and scared and
1:07:37
lost baby. For
1:07:39
times of rest,
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he
1:07:59
Turn next week to
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hear some more whilst you
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commute or do
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