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have healthy shifts in shape and

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wields a spear with great pride. Billy's

1:01

a thief, his tiny size does

1:03

mask the largest part. Best in

1:05

breads they may not be but

1:08

their friendship outweighs their smarts. So

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gather our friends and

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listen close for

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the tales about distro.

1:23

Hello everybody and welcome to speltlord. I'm

1:25

your game master Sean O'Hara. Joining me

1:27

is always playing Tacoma Dome the Barbarian

1:29

of Dool Aziz. Hello. Playing

1:31

Ving the Half-Elf Druid Paul Oppers. Hello there. Playing

1:34

Fat Billy the Halfling Thief Jessica Tai. Hello.

1:36

When last we left our heroes, they

1:39

were deep in the heart of darkness

1:41

inside a fairy ring created by

1:43

one Fat Billy the Halfling Thief.

1:46

Billy was having a conversation with Hiddleston,

1:49

the mortally wounded

1:51

and deliriously minded

1:54

elf agent of the Sun Peaks. Billy

1:57

was able through some quick thinking to trick

2:00

Hiddleston into willingly drinking a

2:03

potion made of golden root, which

2:06

made him amenable to some questions from

2:08

Billy. And the conversation

2:11

mainly revealed the fact that Solara Van Kiren,

2:13

de facto queen of the Great Forest and

2:15

leader of the Sun Peaks, is a warlock.

2:19

Um, yeah, right? Thank you. Oh,

2:21

sorry. I mean, come on, guys. I

2:24

feel like that's a, there's never been a warlock in

2:26

the show. I know, but I already reacted last time.

2:30

That's more now. I got it all out

2:32

of me. Billy

2:35

then contemplated things as, uh, Hiddleston

2:38

continued to bob in the note

2:40

of consciousness, connecting some

2:42

dots, including the remembrance of

2:44

a story in which a

2:46

spider in an attempt to keep

2:48

watch over his vast and growing web removed

2:51

his own eyes, uh, as

2:54

sentinel in this place and realize that

2:56

that might have something to do with

2:58

what the gibbous man is doing with

3:00

the obsidian coins, that he

3:02

is using these coins to keep watch over

3:04

the world while also weakening

3:07

and binding himself in the process. Whoa.

3:11

Okay. All right. Okay.

3:13

Fuck off. Fuck me. Uh,

3:19

Billy then risked the integrity of

3:21

the fairy ring. No way. It's

3:26

okay. Just use your breathing exercises. You

3:28

learn these, Sean. Inside

3:32

the tent, Parel and

3:34

Morris, mostly Parel, to be honest,

3:36

performed magical surgery on

3:39

Nathaniel Vang Zumba to remove

3:41

the obsidian arrow from his chest,

3:44

putting him in a sort of comatose

3:46

state as he healed and

3:48

getting the opportunity to investigate the arrow.

3:52

Vang discovered within, using sunstone and

3:54

a combination of elven physiology, The

3:57

constellation for the icon of

3:59

greed. The with in the obsidian

4:01

itself is it then connecting the

4:03

dots that Billie had a connected

4:05

moments before. Outside is is how

4:07

we also talked a little bit

4:09

about the giant empire is and

4:11

how the giants were the first

4:13

people of the planets. Guys that

4:15

something there are the constellation of

4:18

greed is crab with one big

4:20

cloth. Cool though. Well I am.

4:22

I love that said yeah like

4:24

a fiddler, grab them as I

4:27

so yeah he grabbed bed. This.

4:35

Set. Is a state

4:37

says yes. That

4:41

is it being described ten

4:43

thousand years ago around a

4:45

campfire pig by by Bill.

4:49

To since the system. Is

4:53

there is I t there's go

4:56

in a pot. Or

4:59

in Iowa has shown he says he

5:01

grabbed big. Tuck

5:06

in vain had a sort of

5:08

hard sell conversation in the Fanny

5:10

Packs observatory. I. Won't heartfelt standing

5:13

next to each other? Yeah, Tuck attempted

5:15

to provide emotional support for thing in

5:17

this this time of need as his

5:19

father. Lay. Potentially dying in the other

5:21

room? Yeah and and said that a constellation look

5:23

like a dick and balls. Which

5:26

consoles to great lengths to?

5:28

yeah? exactly? And then are

5:30

Billie burst into the room

5:32

saying where they're going to

5:34

get really coins since Morris

5:36

offered. Before. Almost

5:38

doing ah are wrestling style call out

5:40

the gibbs man into one of the

5:42

to his successor. That

5:45

give us. This is

5:47

Not day I'm going to do power

5:49

of Attorney Home. I don't. Surf

5:52

same name, As

5:55

a. The party hid

5:57

the coins in Morris is all safe, uninjured,

6:00

You know, a safe place. New so

6:02

now the danger of the Obsidian coins

6:04

is potentially know aside for yeah, Then.

6:07

The time came to enact

6:09

Plan alpha. Which. Is grow

6:11

a new tree is in using the

6:13

cutting that the gardener Ellman tuck many

6:16

moons ago. As. Well as the

6:18

sunstone that the party has gathered.

6:20

And Billy's ability to. Coalesce.

6:23

Time into a physical substance and

6:25

to accelerate the growth of the

6:28

cutting into a full, potentially replacement

6:30

knowledge tree for the heart tree.

6:32

Yeah, Oh. And you trade it

6:34

a secret to hit us ten. And the

6:36

secret you traded was that you had a

6:38

dream about. The. Tree Rings right? Yes,

6:41

you revealed that to the audience that you

6:43

know that I'd really has been having a

6:45

dream about the Burning Tree. Play it does

6:47

you just revealed at the Hilton? not them

6:50

Is Tuck would probably lose his mind as

6:52

the I if he name is you New

6:54

series. Haven't told anybody I told vague and

6:57

know Now Yeah yeah and I swear my

6:59

lips are sealed. A

7:01

threat to The Vig, The original.

7:03

Far as I said, man, I.

7:06

Buy was in our line when a

7:08

new I oh man my boyfriend was

7:10

no my boyfriend for you know, only

7:12

some pretty fucked up. Any

7:14

changes? My boyfriend Who has a

7:17

boyfriend. He's a boys. My friend

7:19

and I think about him sexually

7:21

but. Anyways,

7:24

get a day. Girly

7:28

me a raise or Sinaloa to

7:30

forget all about do some day.

7:35

Is dogs easier a cow's. As

7:38

really. Sir

7:40

makes me it's closes and fifteen minute

7:42

know he in be drinking that in

7:44

here. Comes

7:46

my son. A

7:49

little house, paths characters

7:51

advertising is captured. I

7:53

didn't stop myself from

7:55

alone. Yes, Sir

7:58

you brought that can. In

8:00

here finity using average is

8:02

the shooting everywhere serves as.

8:07

A miss. This. And

8:09

that was right, and in exchange

8:11

for the that secret of the

8:13

tree in Austin revealed that's alarming

8:15

here and is a warlock, oh.

8:19

A secret he absolutely should not have revealed. I

8:21

you know at know argued though and for like

8:23

I'm accepting them all is genuine now. Okay no

8:25

matter how a boisterous it is. The.

8:28

Plan of course hinged upon

8:30

getting the cutting back and

8:33

ah so that the task.

8:35

To infiltrate the cloister and retrieve

8:37

it was trusted. To Fat

8:40

Belly and Moon Silly packed up the

8:42

fanny pack, strapped it on and escaped.

8:44

You came about of a bus and

8:46

there were a bunch of guards. Like

8:49

searching the garden. And

8:51

any kind of on a wall scampered. Around

8:54

to the entrance that you came

8:56

in through, and then stealth through

8:58

the cloister itself. Under. A

9:00

bucket to arrive in the chambers of

9:02

the young Gardner elements. and we're watching

9:04

the whole time. Yeah, the right side

9:06

of the tiger. the little kiss on

9:08

the forehead, Finding the

9:10

sapling, In. Helmand Chamber

9:12

in the hands of First

9:15

Gardener Magath. And. That is

9:17

where we find our heroes now Billie what do

9:19

you do I it on and I still in

9:21

the bucket. Ah you tell me I think just

9:23

on the bucket I must be so in a

9:25

bucket we're gonna do it defy danger dexterity I

9:28

think to determine if she sees you like if

9:30

he sneaked in quietly enough to I see can.

9:34

I. Do. I get and eleven.

9:36

Okay, that is enough that you still

9:38

makes sense that Billie wouldn't just like

9:40

slammed the door open like he's an

9:42

experienced these. Finally the door opens

9:44

as if I just of wind

9:46

tunnel closer An element has a

9:48

lot of house plants. Are

9:50

the ones that. Crease

9:53

behind the house planted analysis stays

9:55

yeah, she's also. Like. Two

9:57

thousand years old. My gf and bear.

10:00

Oh, okay, that's helpful.

10:02

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I've

10:04

described her. She's like hunched.

10:06

Yeah. She's very old. And

10:09

if Nathaniel is a thousand years old and is

10:11

basically in his like early 60s, she's thousands

10:15

of years old. But it's so hot

10:17

still though. Nathaniel, not Malgus. Oh, Nathaniel.

10:20

Oh, Nathaniel. Yeah. No, we

10:22

said that elves get locked into their hottest for

10:24

the rest of their lives. She's

10:26

just a completely chiseled hot, but all

10:29

hunched and like, really? Yeah.

10:31

Yeah. So she

10:34

is standing there looking at the

10:36

sapling. Ooh, what do I do? Yeah, what

10:38

do you do? In

10:40

the room, you come back to the fanny

10:42

pack and Tuck is just like, fucking

10:45

kill her, Billy. And you go,

10:47

switcheroo, switcheroo, switcheroo. Fucking

10:51

kill her. Man,

10:55

so sad Billy doesn't hear any of that. I

10:58

wish it was both of the tiger or yours is

11:00

a tiger. Oh, and I don't even have fairy child

11:02

because it's not easy yet. You ran out, yeah. Oh,

11:04

yeah. Fuck. I can do

11:06

shit. Yeah. Okay. I

11:08

think I'm going to discern realities. Okay. So

11:10

2d6 plus wisdom. Jessica's

11:13

fucking rolling hot. What happened here recently? She

11:16

is looking at this cutting

11:19

in its little pot that has been like delicately

11:21

tended basically like a bonsai tree, but

11:24

she is looking at it with scrutiny

11:28

and surprise, which

11:31

leads you to believe she is seeing it

11:33

for the first time, whether or not that

11:35

means Elvin told her and she has come

11:38

to retrieve it or she was searching Elvin's

11:40

room and found it. You're

11:42

not sure. Who's really in control here? I

11:46

think that so

11:48

she sees it

11:50

and her body language says,

11:52

I can't let anyone else see this. What

11:56

is about to happen? She

11:58

turns. She like. Puts the

12:00

sapple she tries to like kind of obscure

12:03

it in her robes in her investment vine

12:05

and starts moving towards the door Whoa, okay.

12:07

I step out of the bucket and she

12:09

stops she starts a little bit. So

12:12

I just picture the bucket shape billion Where

12:26

do you think you're going? How

12:28

long have you been in here? a

12:30

while Well,

12:32

that's a shame then and

12:34

she extends her hand and the

12:37

house plants around Elman's room

12:39

start to grow and shift in

12:41

their pot. Whoa, whoa, whoa reaching towards you.

12:43

What do you do? Absolutely not. I that

12:45

is not allowed to happen. I

12:48

shoot first. Yeah, so you're not surprised by

12:50

this I'm not surprised. You have time to

12:52

act. Snaps a table in half

12:55

Billy open something Yeah,

12:57

so that's what Billy does He

12:59

uh, vingus Cops and farts

13:03

I don't know what to do. He throws

13:05

the bag open and the

13:07

boys come tumbling out Okay, yeah defy

13:09

danger dexterity to act before these vines

13:11

can grab you Nine.

13:14

Yeah as you like throw your little

13:16

arms out unleashing the fanny pack you

13:18

feel like a ficus Wrap

13:20

around your left hand and then

13:22

like a zebra plant Around your

13:25

right and start like dragging towards the

13:27

pots so sharp Yeah, but the fanny

13:29

pack like unfolds in the air Oh

13:31

It's like spinning end over end like

13:33

pieces of it are like starting to

13:36

fly out and then you see like

13:38

tux arm comes through As

13:41

it's spinning in the air and you hear

13:43

him go Come

13:46

out to play So

13:50

scary, so what do you do? Uh, I try

13:52

to grab her I think he's just the arm

13:54

right now He tries to just grab her. Yeah

13:56

through the door. Uh defy danger dexterity because it's

13:58

gonna be kind of the tough because you're

14:00

technically just a disembodied arm. Yeah, and from Tuck's

14:03

perspective, the tent has opened a little bit and

14:05

he's shoved his arm through the opening as much

14:07

as he can. I like that he's watching with

14:09

the ring. Trying to do it backwards. You

14:13

know, you're watching yourself on an E-scoot. Right. Up

14:16

the D or something. Right, he's watching his arm

14:18

through Billy's eye. Yes. Like trying

14:20

to grab mine. Trying to navigate it. So it makes

14:22

sense. So weird. That's so strange. That's

14:25

a... what is it plus? Dexterity.

14:29

How many jabilities do you have right now? None

14:31

to dick. Hell yeah. So that's a seven.

14:33

Okay, seven, beautiful. I think the seven to

14:35

nine is you do grab Malgath. Your

14:38

massive hand locks around her like thin old

14:40

lady arm. But the way that you like

14:42

have jammed your arm through means that the

14:44

fanny pack is taking some time to unfold.

14:46

Like it's kind of caught on you. So

14:49

now you're just a big arm. So

14:51

you're kind of stuck but she is also like, rock!

14:54

And Billy, you're getting dragged towards these potted plants. What

14:56

do you do? Is it an elemental mastery

14:58

to take over the vines from her control?

15:01

Yes, totally. I think the one thing that

15:03

you're gonna have to do is a defy

15:05

danger of some kind to get a round

15:07

tuck. He's basically blocked the exit to

15:09

the fanny pack with this move. Sorry, my

15:11

biceps too big. I got

15:13

a pump. I was working

15:16

out earlier. My biceps too big. This

15:18

extra dimensional space can't unwrap around it.

15:21

So how are you trying to get through? I'm

15:23

just going to... There's only one

15:26

zipper on this stupid fanny pack.

15:29

Morris, you idiot! Everybody

15:32

knows the tents have two doors. I designed

15:34

it with goggles. I don't know how you

15:36

put a zipper on it. You're supposed to

15:38

air out the farts in this thing. I'm

15:41

gonna use light of the feather and run up his

15:43

arm and like slide down his arm. Like the Grinch?

15:45

Yeah. Did he do that? He

15:47

slides like up the tree kind of. Yeah,

15:49

either way. Down the tree. You have a

15:51

lot of weird sliding. I'm gonna Grinch slide

15:54

down Tuck's arm and out of his panty

15:56

pack. It's really tickly. It's making Tuck feel

15:58

all these rude feelings. So

16:00

yeah, lead is a feather, so that's 2D6 plus

16:02

dexterity. Yeah. I got

16:04

a nine. I think you

16:06

get your body halfway out. I think

16:09

it's Tuck's arm hanging off Malgath, and now

16:11

your torso and arms and head are coming

16:13

out. Okay, good.

16:15

Yeah. And

16:17

we're stuck hanging off of Malgath. Yeah, you're right

16:20

next to Malgath. You're pressed against her basically. Like

16:22

Tuck's bicep is out of the fanny pack holding

16:24

onto her, and then you'll keep flexing his own

16:26

bicep. Yeah. You're basically

16:29

sitting on top of my bicep looking

16:31

at her. Nice. So it

16:33

looks like my other arm is Tuck's arm.

16:35

Yeah, it looks like your dick is an

16:37

arm that's grabbing her arm. So hot. And

16:40

that's why Vayne got stuck because Tuck

16:42

won't un-flap. He's like, just stop flexing. Let

16:45

me through. I can't. It's in six.

16:48

You're not still flexing, are you?

16:51

I'm gonna blow face. All

16:54

right, so you're halfway stuck, but you get to

16:56

do your elemental mastery. Okay, I'm gonna try and

16:58

get these plants to go after her. Again,

17:02

I got nine. Nine, okay, so elemental

17:04

mastery, seven to nine. Choose one,

17:06

the effect that I desire comes to pass, avoid

17:08

paying nature's price, retain control. I'm

17:10

gonna choose the effect you desire comes to pass. Okay, great. So

17:13

yeah, Billy, the plants that have wrapped

17:15

you up release you. I think it

17:18

was nice because they had stretched me

17:20

enough that like my back feels better.

17:22

I haven't been ripped apart yet.

17:25

Yeah. And

17:28

they start skittering across the floor. You

17:30

know, like it looks like a time

17:32

lapse video of like a plant growing

17:34

like where they're really wiggly and weird

17:37

as they start coursing along the floor

17:39

of Almond's chambers and start wrapping around

17:41

Malgath's legs. The price and

17:43

the retaining control that you did not

17:46

choose means that the plants continue growing

17:48

quite rapidly. They start wrapping up along

17:50

the fanny pack, up along Tuck's arm

17:52

in your chest and Billy like it's

17:55

becoming dangerous again. Can I shake them

17:57

out of the fanny pack? Not

18:00

retaining control means that you're gonna have to roll something to

18:02

get through the plants before you can get to the fanny

18:04

pack. Oh, I have to say what is

18:06

a face again? Yeah blade. Yeah, it's

18:08

for cutting down plants. Perfect. Exactly.

18:10

Here we go hack and slash It's

18:14

probably more defy danger but like strength

18:16

or dexterity for hacking away. The

18:18

dexterity I have to catch up with them. Okay Seven

18:23

seven. Okay, so you hack

18:25

a path to Malgath who's

18:27

like She's an old

18:29

lady who's suddenly being physically overwhelmed.

18:31

I don't even feel sorry for

18:33

her. You

18:36

get to the fanny pack you think you're

18:38

probably able to jump up and grab it

18:40

but like the plants basically rip the sickle

18:43

out of your hand. Oh, but you're underneath

18:45

as they start continuing to grow around underneath

18:47

the bag. You're underneath the bag You see

18:49

Tuck's arm and Vings torso. Yeah, shake it out

18:51

like a duvet Okay. Should I

18:53

roll? Yeah, I think this could probably

18:56

be another defy danger for strength. Yeah,

18:58

strength 2d6 plus strength. See, showing him

19:00

his chores is helping. I

19:03

have no strength. Oh, ten. Oh, you have no strength, but

19:05

you roll the ten. You roll the ten. Great.

19:09

So this the fanny pack in its current

19:11

form with Tuck and Ving halfway stuck out

19:13

of it has the exact size shape and

19:15

weight as the garbage bags that they've been

19:17

making you take out in the fanny pack.

19:20

So it does you see the

19:22

the flashback montage of you having to drag

19:25

the garbage bag. Yeah, and it's a very sad

19:27

song Dragging,

19:34

slowly dragging your garbage bag, laying

19:37

against the garbage bag defeated. We

19:41

sent a page to like make sure you did

19:43

your chores. That's why you've been consistently doing it.

19:45

Yeah. Every time you stop the page like he

19:49

blows a harmonic whistle that says

19:51

the toner. And

19:58

then we see Billy finally throwing. that

20:00

same one garbage bag into a

20:02

garbage can. And then in

20:04

Tuck and Vang's mind, as parents, the music

20:06

that's playing is like the Eye of the

20:08

Tiger sub from Rock. And

20:11

the training all comes to a head as you leap

20:13

up eight inches in the air and

20:15

grab onto the fanny pack. You're

20:17

hanging there and the fanny pack slowly as

20:23

Tuck and Vang come exploding out of

20:25

it. And now there are

20:27

two full grown men in the room. And I'm clinging

20:29

to your arm. You're just holding.

20:31

I'm riding his bicep like it's a

20:33

horse. Yeah, so I have him up

20:36

on my shoulder and then I pick

20:38

up Malgath on the other bicep and

20:41

I'm like, get away from my fucking kid. So

20:46

with a 10, yeah, you lift Malgath off

20:48

the ground on your other bicep. Yeah, and

20:50

I go stop. I reach

20:52

into her and attempt to grab the cutting. Yeah,

20:55

totally, 2D6 plus 6D30. Jesus

20:59

Christ, you guys are fucking super effective right now.

21:01

Against this elderly woman. Yeah, well done. Three

21:04

of us. You finally met your match. Why

21:06

are we fighting more elderly women? This

21:09

is crazy. It took us like eight seasons to figure

21:11

this out. 10 season. 10, we're in season 10. I

21:13

got it. First you didn't count because I

21:15

wasn't there for the other ones. You

21:17

only missed one season. I wasn't there for that one. That

21:20

one was the crowd favorite. Yeah,

21:24

you reach into her robe and you snatch the

21:26

potted plant right out of her robes. I'll be

21:28

taking that. Oh, you don't. No,

21:31

but she's like reaching out trying to take it back from

21:33

you. Got a blow in her face. She

21:35

doesn't like that. Yeah, I knew she wouldn't. What

21:39

do you guys do? The plants are still, like,

21:41

Elmin's room is becoming full of, it's like

21:43

a bio dome in here. The plants are

21:45

growing out of control. Can

21:47

I threaten Malgath that will leave her in here to

21:49

be consumed by the plants if she doesn't tell us

21:51

what she's gonna do? Cool, yeah, I like that. 26

21:54

plus charisma. Sounds

21:57

like a parlay. Yeah, with

21:59

the threat. being we won't let you

22:01

die in here. Yes, 12. Okay.

22:05

She says, fine,

22:09

fine, I know what I've

22:11

been bested. And she

22:13

reaches out her hands, closes her

22:15

roomy eyes and the

22:17

plants stop growing. They

22:20

don't recede back into their pots, but they cease

22:22

their growing. Yeah, I feel like I'm kind of in like

22:24

a loose bush right now. Yeah, totally, yeah.

22:26

Like, what were you gonna do with that?

22:28

Who sent you in here? No

22:31

one sent me. I knew

22:33

what that little worm Elmin had been

22:35

up to. Whoa. That worm is our

22:37

friend. Oh, you make

22:39

friends easily then and with

22:41

fools. Whoa, he

22:43

looks around. Everybody kind of looks

22:45

at each other like, oh,

22:50

sheepishly. Or she

22:52

really nailed us to the wall with that

22:54

one, huh? Shut up. I wasn't

22:57

asking how we made friends. I'm

23:00

asking what you're doing here. Yeah,

23:03

what's your grand design with this tree? This

23:05

is more important than you could possibly know.

23:08

I've been working with these trees

23:10

for longer than the seas have

23:12

been turning, my boy. Everybody wants

23:14

a piece of the forest, but

23:16

I'll tell you there's only one

23:18

person who can be trusted. Who?

23:22

Me. Is

23:24

she evil? I mean,

23:26

if you consider the situation, she

23:29

might, you, roll to certain realities. Oh

23:31

yeah, good idea. Ooh,

23:35

fudge. I mean, it doesn't matter, I guess. What is

23:37

it with? Wisdom. Four.

23:40

Yeah, that's not gonna do it. So

23:43

the question of is she evil is

23:46

a complicated answer, but

23:48

the true thing that Billy realizes

23:50

is she

23:52

might not be evil, but she's definitely been in

23:54

close contact with the heart tree

23:56

that has been poisoned with the

23:58

icon of greed. Oh,

24:01

long time. We didn't, none of us put that together. Yeah,

24:03

remember there's demons and stuff involved.

24:05

What does Oil of Taggett do again? Make them

24:08

fall asleep? Yes. Yeah, maybe I'll do that.

24:10

Okay. I just don't want to deal with her.

24:12

She's just obviously a messed up old

24:14

lady. Yeah. And we've got to get

24:16

out of here. Yeah. And Tuck was

24:18

going to punch her in the face, but he was

24:20

been holding back because he felt really bad about it.

24:22

He was just, you know, punching an old lady in

24:25

the face. So when he sees

24:27

you pull out the Oil of Taggett, he's just like, they got

24:29

it. Okay. Okay,

24:32

how are you applying the Oil of Taggett? Remember,

24:34

this is, I think Oil of Taggett is the one,

24:36

no, it's contact. I think that's

24:38

one that- Didn't it pour on your head once and

24:40

for a moment? Yeah, it had a bunch pour on me.

24:42

Yeah, I just kind of toss it on her.

24:44

I tell Tuck, get out of the way. Yeah,

24:47

get out of the way. Okay. Let go. This

24:49

is probably dexterity again, unless you have a move

24:51

that you think would apply. I don't know, volley.

24:53

When you take aim and shoot and end me at range, roll

24:56

plus dex. This makes sense too, because it would probably

24:58

be easier to get it in her

25:00

face. It gets all

25:02

on her face and down her robes. Oh,

25:04

I'm gross. I got it in my mouth. But

25:08

I don't hate it. No,

25:12

she gets a fucking face full of Oil of

25:14

Taggett. She swallows a lot of it. Ew.

25:17

But you can see that she's like, eh,

25:20

you weird little bastard.

25:23

And then she- Vincetches her, falls

25:25

asleep, puts her sleep in a bush, and a loose

25:27

bush. And you know

25:29

that Oil of Taggett is not a deep sleep. She

25:32

will wake up soon. So what do you do? I

25:34

dump another one on her while she's awake. She

25:37

dies. I

25:39

just need to sleep for a while. Yeah, so that's

25:41

two uses of your Oil of Taggett gone. And

25:44

Tuck and Vinc are watching you pour a

25:46

second bottle, and we're just like, eh. Ooh,

25:49

I think that's enough. Yeah, I think she

25:51

said enough. Do what

25:53

you want. Pouring it in her face. Yeah.

25:57

And then I don't know where to put the balls, so I

25:59

stuff them in her vest. Yeah. I'm

26:01

like now years the scene of the

26:03

crime. Only.

26:05

As holiday say know your. The.

26:08

Suspend I don't believe gets

26:10

embarrassed were sir you always

26:12

are Usually rowers is pretty

26:14

good. Diseases guilty, guilty as

26:16

charged. With. Murder

26:19

suicide. Which.

26:23

says. Ah yes or what

26:26

he did. You have those you have the cutting

26:28

Magath is asleep or now who? Was super the

26:30

cutting in this any pat. We we should or

26:32

get in the very fact we ask me

26:34

back right lung yeah to eat know where

26:37

film and is no. I.

26:39

Had signed thing taco to the trees as he

26:42

for gummed to a point on elm and okay

26:44

I took the tree or to these plants with

26:46

a tree about a week it's still Sex is

26:48

now Still yeah yeah a little. Below.

26:51

Told my he knows he's not evil Oh to. Her

26:55

the oh no they aren't used again. entitled

26:58

to get. A little buddy. Poses.

27:01

Hi. Who's who? You

27:03

don't be afraid. We're friends. And

27:06

I as I know one and give him a little bit

27:08

of the well water from Hibernia just like a few drops.

27:14

Of Suskind uses. don't worry

27:16

about okay, trust us. dinner

27:18

element is. What? Was less. I mean

27:21

some. Have been some I saw

27:23

Helmand was earlier. he was here

27:25

he he trimmed me. And

27:27

he gave me some whatever it is

27:29

as he puts in the soil. Kisses

27:32

says this is expected to be a

27:34

little to assist the give me some

27:36

waters and she's covered Kisses and give

27:38

me some of his maneuver and then

27:41

arrow a few hairs and then he

27:43

went on earth and then he went

27:45

off as you you were here below

27:47

zero seen him since we were here

27:50

know. I was in my hiding

27:52

place and then now gas found me.

27:55

We did she say anything to you. Know.

27:57

But I see in her eyes that. She

28:00

wanted to plant me. She wanted to help

28:02

raise me. Mmm. Mmm.

28:04

She wanted that for herself. She

28:07

wasn't well. I don't think so. Okay,

28:10

well we're gonna take care of you. Is that okay?

28:12

Are you gonna take me to Elmin? Yeah. Okay.

28:15

I trust you. My name is Ving. What's your name?

28:19

I don't understand. Ollie.

28:22

Okay. Ollie. For

28:24

all names. Aww,

28:26

that's really cute. Let's bring it. Okay,

28:28

Ollie. Ving. Ollie. Ollie.

28:32

Ollie! Hahaha. It

28:34

starts to sing. Oh, I like that he

28:36

like balloons a few leaves. Oh yeah, a

28:38

couple leaves. A little sprout. One of them

28:40

has runes that are his name. Oh,

28:43

all names. Yeah. Yes. I

28:46

like that. Okay. Uhh,

28:48

you guess back in the fanny pack then? Yeah. And

28:51

I have a serious conversation with Billy

28:53

where I'm like, Anything goes wrong

28:55

again. Open a fanny pack right away. Even

28:57

if I'm in the bucket. Even if you're in

28:59

the bucket, we'll come out of the bucket.

29:02

Okay. And stop grabbing knives, okay? Hey Tuck,

29:04

stop pointing your fingers in the face. I

29:06

know that scared you. You

29:09

understand we're not mad at you, it just scared us

29:11

when all the knives came out. And also you almost

29:14

drowned that woman in oil. And then

29:17

Tuck goes over to Vang and he's like, Billy, give

29:19

us a second. Can I tuck you for a second?

29:21

Yeah, of course. And he's like, alright, I understand that

29:23

you don't want him to feel bad, but we

29:25

need to maintain consistent boundaries with him. Okay. Or

29:27

else he's gonna be a little fucking monster. I

29:29

don't know how to do that with you. We

29:34

just like sheepishly turn around slowly and look at

29:36

Billy. And Billy's like, Ollie,

29:38

no we're not. You

29:43

hear Ollie? Though you would disarm him,

29:45

the natural state of life is killing

29:47

and dying and surviving. He

29:49

must be prepared to take a life to protect his own.

29:52

Ollie! I

29:54

am with you now, little knife boy. I

29:57

am Ollie, your card. your

30:00

knives. Kelly

30:03

goes to get the scythe from

30:05

the plants. I need us to

30:07

protect our family. Get

30:11

back in the fan pack. Get gold in the fanny pack. Wait,

30:13

this is a knife hand. Oh, whoa, whoa. Just

30:16

put a fingertip on the scythe

30:18

and move it over to my

30:20

face. Into

30:22

the fanny pack. Oh, gosh. I'm doing what

30:24

have you done. Okay. Jessica, the

30:26

actual knife. I know, and unsheathed it. Oh, gosh.

30:30

Sorry. Whoa. Whoa.

30:33

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. So

30:37

you guys pop back in the

30:39

fanny pack? We crawl back in.

30:41

We take all. Because it's still

30:43

Billy. And Billy's trying

30:45

to hold the door open, but he's two feet tall.

30:48

You're trying to get into a tent that the poles

30:50

haven't been extended on. We kind of have to go

30:52

in backwards and drop a little bit. Yeah. It's

30:54

like dropping into an empty swimming pool. Oh, no. Yeah.

30:57

And then, Pirell and Morris are on the other side.

31:00

Is everything okay? What happened? Yeah,

31:02

it's fine. We're all scratched up.

31:05

Yeah. Fine. Here, put this

31:07

somewhere safe. This is the most important thing. You

31:09

think those coins are important? This is

31:11

more important. And Pirell's holding it in his hands,

31:13

and his eyes are wide. I hand him the

31:15

tree. And his hands are shaking. And

31:18

then Morris reaches forward and takes the plant out of

31:20

his hands. We'll keep it safe. It's

31:22

the only untainted knowledge tree. You

31:24

know what? The less you

31:26

say about what this is, the greater

31:29

chance there is that we get it

31:31

through safely. There's so much

31:33

taint on the other ones. You cannot tell

31:35

us any more about how important this tree

31:37

is. This is the biggest taint I've ever

31:39

seen. I've ever seen so much taint. It's

31:42

crazy. And it's raw. It's like

31:44

red a little bit. We... Across

31:47

the whole forest. It's taint as far

31:50

as the eye can see. It's the

31:52

widest taint in existence, right? Yeah. Billy

31:54

opens the flappies. It's smeared all

31:56

across the whole forest. all

32:00

the animals, the animals taint, and

32:02

all the plants taint, and all

32:04

the peoples taint. The Morrison brothers

32:06

start walking away. The elves

32:08

are full of taint, they're tainting each

32:10

other so much. Oh no, it's

32:13

God them too. I

32:16

can see their taint. And now the

32:18

biggest threat is my

32:20

aunt's taint. We

32:25

have to go deal with my aunt's taint now. And

32:31

then a little rune word shows up

32:33

on the cutting. It just says taint.

32:38

Billy puts his head back in the tent,

32:40

he says, where am I going? Oh

32:43

yeah. I just know I have to go in the bucket. I

32:46

think we're gonna go back to the tree, plant

32:48

it where Nathaniel was, and then grow

32:50

it there. For consistency,

32:52

do we need element for this? No. We

32:55

don't, we're just worried about it. Yeah, you don't know where he

32:57

is. Okay, I was asking after him,

32:59

we needed him as part, I would like him

33:01

to be there. I would like him to be

33:03

there too. I think he would like to be

33:05

there when it, I don't know, I feel like

33:07

there's some reason he needs to be there. It

33:09

does make sense, cause it's like, Ollie is like

33:11

a young impressionable tree, and

33:13

without the guidance of a gardener, like

33:16

he can turn into a little psycho.

33:18

Oh yeah, cause what if the original tree

33:20

overpowers Ollie? Yeah. And we need element

33:23

who is like, we think

33:25

of pure of heart still as a

33:27

gardener. Yeah, he's innocent. I bet it's

33:29

a thing to like the first gardener. Like

33:32

it's like a symbiotic relationship. Oh,

33:34

become the first gardener. Yeah, that's what

33:36

I was thinking. Yeah, so it's true.

33:38

We need him. His, I mean, cause

33:41

we talked about the last episode that

33:43

the reason the gibbous man couldn't come

33:45

here is probably because of

33:47

the tree. Yeah, and that's why he

33:49

infected the tree, was so

33:51

that he could enter the forest. Yeah, exactly.

33:54

And Elman had constant contact

33:56

with an uncorrupted fragment

33:58

of the tree. which

34:00

is probably why he has been able

34:02

to retain his autonomy in

34:05

the presence of this overpowering demonic presence.

34:07

That's really cool. And it might be

34:09

like Paul said, a symbiotic thing where

34:11

Elman is naturally pure of heart. He's

34:13

a good person, so it's protecting the

34:16

tree and then the tree is protecting

34:18

him as well. I like

34:20

that he becomes not the first gardener, the last gardener.

34:23

Oh, that's so cool. From then

34:26

forward, there is no gardeners. The tree does

34:28

as the tree. They trust the tree again.

34:30

The fox silvai and the fox populae become

34:32

one voice. That's beautiful. I like that.

34:36

And let's hope that that all works out. Yeah. That's

34:39

all on me. Close the bag. Oh,

34:41

wait. It's your responsibility to save

34:43

Elvin's civilization. I think

34:45

that's too much to answer. I

34:48

think that's too much pressure to put on the

34:50

board. If

34:53

we set the expectations with him, he'll rise

34:55

to the occasion. Okay, great. That's the last

34:57

thing Billy hears. He puts

34:59

the fanny pack on. He said he

35:01

has to save Elvin's civilization. Sweat and

35:03

bullets. Yeah. So much on my

35:06

small shoulders. Again, the

35:08

bucket. Okay. Back in

35:10

the bucket. Fuck, where do I go? Okay.

35:14

Elman was, we last knew that Elman was in

35:16

that doorway to warn us. He

35:18

must have caught him. This would be

35:21

a discern reality. Okay, I'll do that. Okay, we'll

35:23

start though with a Defy Danger Dexterity or a

35:25

sneaky move of some kind just so you don't

35:27

get caught. Sneak.

35:29

Sneak, Billy. You're good at sneaking.

35:31

Oh. I'm

35:34

so good at sneaking. Yeah. I literally

35:36

glide with the wind. In a bucket. In

35:38

a bucket. Oh man, this

35:40

bucket is skating. The world revolves

35:42

around me, the bucket. I

35:46

do not move. The earth moves. Under

35:49

my feet. This

35:52

is, wait, Billy's mumbling. This

35:54

is over the bucket. Are

35:57

you guys gonna hear me? It's so

35:59

loud because it's inside a bucket. We're inside of that.

36:02

So I get into like at least

36:04

the main hall and move in beautifully,

36:06

unnoticeably between all the elves. Yeah.

36:09

So now I'm doing, you said it was the certain realities?

36:12

Yes. Okay. Okay.

36:16

What here is useful or valuable to me? Yeah.

36:19

So in your bucket form, hiding behind tables and

36:21

whatnot, you follow some guards, the

36:23

militarized guards that are definitely like a

36:25

recent addition. They have capes and I slip

36:27

under one of the capes. So I'm totally unnoticed.

36:30

I keep my distance around, his

36:32

cape is really floaty. Yeah. Because

36:35

the good book. You got an extra long one because

36:37

you thought it was awesome and you're just in there.

36:40

They're all made for elves who are like 6'4 and

36:42

this guy is a little shorter. He's like 5'9. What

36:45

are you doing? He said he was 6'4. Is

36:47

Derek getting married today? Look

36:50

at his train. Tobias, Tobias,

36:52

is it billowing? Is it

36:55

billowing really cool? And Tobias, look. Yes,

36:58

it's billowing. It looks fine. Why did

37:00

you say you were 6'4? Because

37:02

I wanted it to billow. And

37:07

yeah, you're under this guy's cape. You sneak around.

37:10

It's just like flat bucket. And

37:14

you hear them. Tobias

37:17

and... Greglith. Greglith.

37:19

Tobias and Greglith

37:22

are talking and they're like, well,

37:25

we haven't found those intruders

37:28

yet but we did snatch that

37:30

young gardener so he's been questioned.

37:33

Okay, well maybe we'll go by

37:35

and I'll intimidate him with my big billowy cape.

37:37

What do you think? Perfect.

37:40

Sorry, were you going to say more? Nope. Okay.

37:43

They're continuing to talk about the cape. Tobias is like, the cape is

37:45

fine, just don't make it your entire thing or people are going to

37:47

get tired of it really fast. No, my thing is being 6'4. You're

37:49

not 6'4 because I'm 6'3 and I'm taller than you. I

37:54

dwarf you. You don't dwarf

37:56

me. It

38:00

appears not what it appears to be. You

38:02

see a gardener in

38:04

the Vestment Vine that you're like, oh yeah,

38:07

just a regular old gardener. And then you're

38:09

like, wait a second, that gardener's huge and

38:11

has a beard and is Taurus from Nathaniel's

38:13

talent. Oh, no. Evil.

38:15

Yeah. And

38:18

he walks past you. He's in full undercover

38:20

mode. I mean, he's a very quiet guy

38:22

to begin with, so he's not saying anything.

38:25

But he doesn't see you from beneath the cape. Oh, thank goodness.

38:27

Billy was holding his breath the whole time. Right,

38:29

so you're underneath a bucket with

38:31

an eye hole in it underneath the cape. Oh, yeah.

38:34

Well, I see through the billows, you know, like on the side.

38:36

Through his legs. Yeah. And you

38:38

basically, because the hole is so small, it's the kind of thing,

38:40

like you see Taurus from really far away down the hall, but

38:42

as he gets closer, you're like, oh, I can't see him anymore.

38:45

Yeah. The kind of thing where Tobias like

38:47

does a big flip. Basically

38:50

walking like Snape. Yeah. Yeah.

38:53

Right, he's billowing it. Yeah. Tobias

38:55

billowing too much? Tobias, look, if I walk

38:57

really fast, it billows extra big. And Billy

39:00

has to run on it. I'm like. His

39:06

legs are so small. That's great.

39:08

Was that it? So I saw it for

39:10

him? Yeah, definitely, yeah. Okay,

39:13

it's good to know he's here. Yeah. I

39:15

think that means they're all here, probably. Yeah, you

39:17

could probably extrapolate that the rest of the talons,

39:20

so that's Lysander and Nash are hidden

39:22

somewhere. What should I be on the lookout

39:24

for? Where do we

39:26

think they would keep people? Actually, I just

39:28

answered my own question, I guess. This place

39:30

was not built as a military facility. Oh, right, so

39:33

there's no place to keep people. So

39:35

they're just keeping them somewhere, like

39:38

a classroom or a library or something like

39:40

that. So where do we think that he's

39:42

being held? The dungaree? It's

39:45

like a room full of like animal

39:47

dung. All different manures. Yeah, like the,

39:50

it's like a laboratory, but for

39:52

mixing manure. So yeah, Billy,

39:54

you are following Greg Glyph and Tobias. Oh,

39:57

and I start smelling horses? Yeah, you start

39:59

smelling horses. selling animal shit

40:01

and bear shit. Oh,

40:04

bear shit. And they get to

40:06

a door that is locked and you hear like

40:08

a jingle jangle as keys are fit into the

40:10

lock and they open the door and the smell

40:13

of shit just like wasps over you.

40:16

As we pass, does the guard take

40:18

the keys out or can Billy try

40:21

to take them out? Oh, he definitely takes them out

40:23

and like puts them back on his belt. Oh,

40:26

perhaps. Nice. I sneak

40:28

them. Okay. Tricks

40:30

of the trade or whatever. Yeah, tricks of the trade. Well,

40:33

that's pick locks or pockets. Yeah. Okay.

40:36

So I do that. So 2D6 plus dexterity. Oh

40:39

my God, seven. Oh, six. Okay.

40:42

On a seven to nine, I do it, but the GM will offer

40:45

two options between suspicion, danger,

40:47

cost. Okay. Definitely

40:50

suspicion or danger. The danger

40:52

being you're going to have to like get out of

40:54

the bucket and you can't stay under this guy's

40:56

cape forever. So they'll like see the

40:58

bucket or realize the keys are gone and be

41:01

like, what happened in the last five seconds? You

41:03

know what? I'm going to leave the bucket.

41:06

I hide in the hay. Yeah.

41:09

So we're in the dungaree, which is a

41:11

combination stable and manure

41:14

factory. There's like rows of animals. There's

41:16

like one of those like, what are they like those

41:18

troughs of hay or piles of hay or whatever that the

41:20

horses are eating right now. So he gets into the hay

41:22

stack. Oh, and I did succeed at

41:24

getting the keys. Yes, you have to get it. I have

41:26

the keys. Hiding in the hay. Yes. And

41:29

you've got a limited amount of time basically until they realize the keys are

41:31

gone. But you know, they came in, they

41:33

locked the door behind them and

41:35

you see Elman is sitting in

41:38

a chair with his hands tied in

41:40

front of him. Clearly he

41:42

was not enough of a threat that they considered

41:44

tying him to the chair. He

41:47

could have just left. And he's just

41:49

sitting there. Well, the door's locked, so

41:51

I guess they can't do that. But

41:53

like the two guards begin circling Elman

41:55

going, so God, betrayal,

41:58

huh? turning your

42:00

back on your order on the

42:02

garden for who? These outsiders?

42:05

And he's like looking behind him to see

42:07

if his cape is billowing a lot. He's

42:11

walking in circles around Elmin. Yeah, exactly. He

42:13

gets on his own cape. Yeah. Whoa.

42:17

And Elmin is like, Grigalith,

42:20

stop stepping on my

42:22

cape. I'm

42:26

trying to be intimidating. No,

42:28

you don't understand. I'm trying

42:30

to help the forest. I'm trying to help the

42:33

people. You don't... It's the tree. The

42:35

tree is sick. The only one sick

42:38

here is you, Betraya. And this continues

42:40

on in its fashion. What

42:42

do you do? I really want to

42:45

open up the fanny pack, but is

42:47

there even enough room for all of us to come tumbling

42:49

out? Interesting that can I incite

42:51

a revolution animal farm style from

42:54

within the fanny pack? From within

42:56

the fanny pack? No, you'd have

42:58

to leave the fanny pack. Well,

43:00

Billy's definitely opened the fanny pack and while

43:02

Grigalith and Tobias are preaching,

43:05

he's like, I

43:07

found Elmin. And I tell you

43:09

guys where we are. I'm like, what do I do? There's not

43:11

enough room for you guys out here. And Tuck goes,

43:14

Billy, did you have an accident? No, I swear it

43:16

wasn't me this time. I swear. Quite

43:20

pinky promise. No, that's definitely

43:23

owl bear shit, I tell. So

43:27

yeah, what do you guys do? I would like to parlay with

43:29

the animals and try and get them to cause

43:31

a commotion so we can get these guys out of here.

43:34

Yeah, totally. So what does this look like?

43:36

There's some horses and there

43:38

is a bunch of goats. Yeah, just like

43:40

if there's a chicken. There's a ton of

43:42

animals. And then there's like... There's owl bears

43:44

up on the... Maybe there's like a loft

43:46

area. Yeah, and there's little baby owl bear

43:48

cubs up there. Rolling

43:50

about. Yeah, cute. I love that.

43:52

Are there any birds? Sure, I

43:55

think there's like anything that shit, there's a couple of

43:57

them, you know? Like they're trying to get a... much

44:00

different kinds of manure because they're trying

44:02

to create the most effective manure for

44:04

the tree cultivation. Yeah. Oh

44:06

yeah. There's fin fish that are like

44:08

in a tank and they're sifting out sea serpenty shit

44:10

out of there. Yeah. There's

44:13

a single rhinoceros. Oh yeah. Totally.

44:16

Yeah. Because they have all like the animals are like

44:18

native to the north. Oh yeah. Ice

44:20

gurus. Kager-icers. Yeah. Chuck

44:26

says that from not seeing anything. Oh my God,

44:28

is that an ice a ree- Yeah,

44:33

what do you do? Are you tired of

44:35

all this shit? So you start yelling. Yeah.

44:38

They're going to hear the yelling for sure. Yeah,

44:40

you're going to hear animal sounds. Oh,

44:42

I see. Yeah. Coming from animal

44:44

sounds. Okay. Yeah. Uh-huh.

44:49

Hey. So he's pretending to be, because they're

44:51

all in stalls, so they can't see who's yelling. So

44:53

he's like, he's a wooly pig. And a

44:55

wooly pig, he's like, you know what?

44:57

I've had about enough of this shit. Oh,

45:00

I'm tired of this. They keep feeding

45:03

us. It's like we're human centipedes, but

45:05

not human at all. I'm tired of

45:07

just shitting out that's you supposed to-

45:09

They're taking our shit and I don't

45:11

want to take their shit anymore. Who's

45:14

with me? And then he goes as a bat and he's

45:16

like- Yeah. Yeah,

45:19

what he said, I don't want to put

45:21

up with this anymore either. Yeah.

45:24

And so then he's like, hey, what do you

45:26

think about that horse? Don't you want to

45:28

get out of here? They're

45:31

all New Jersey people? I guess so. And

45:33

then there's the owl bear. He says an

45:35

owl bear. He's like, you're all freaking the

45:37

same thing. I'm tired of

45:40

living up here and just shitting

45:42

through a screen and here we

45:44

die. More,

45:47

more. Bing says in C-7. This

45:51

is big for me and

45:53

my shit. I want to

45:55

be back in the sea.

46:00

for the seeds in my gills. Alright,

46:02

roll 2d6 plus charisma. Oh god.

46:06

Great. I got 6 plus 0. I

46:08

failed. Can I help him? Yeah, totally.

46:11

Oh yeah, okay, yeah, help him. I'm feeding him

46:13

lines to say that I know we're inside

46:16

a ten animal. What else? I

46:18

don't know how to incite a revolution. And

46:20

I'm just like, oh, you should

46:22

say that like the elves keep

46:25

ogling their women. Ogling? Are

46:27

you tired of their hands

46:29

on your teeth? You

46:35

should pretend that you're a chicken and say that

46:38

they stole all your babies. Yeah,

46:40

I'm tired of them eating all of my

46:43

young. Alright, yeah, 2d6 plus 0. You

46:47

should pretend this is

46:49

what you should do, dude. Oh my

46:51

god, he's not stalling at all. I got

46:54

a brainwave right now. I

46:56

should be like, why are we paying taxes?

46:59

Yeah. Where are our tax

47:01

dollars going? Everybody hates paying

47:03

taxes. Yeah. I'm tired

47:05

of paying. I'm tired of

47:08

paying taxes. I'm

47:11

paying taxes out of my ass

47:14

all day. I want to

47:16

see the sun. The real sun. And then,

47:18

Tuck goes, say that one of them called

47:20

him the N word. No, no, no, no.

47:22

I'm not saying that. No, no, no, no.

47:24

One of the elves uses slur again, too.

47:27

I'm not going to do that. Bing

47:31

just accidentally said the N word. The

47:33

N word. He says repeating with a

47:35

reduction. That's the owl bear equivalent

47:37

of the N word. Oh my god. Alright,

47:40

2d6 plus bond. Okay,

47:44

so that makes it a 7 to 9. Oh, thank

47:46

god. You hear a horse go,

47:48

yeah, you know what? I don't know who

47:50

said that, but I'm agreeing with him. I'm

47:53

tired of paying taxes out of my butthole. And

47:56

you hear the baby owl bear cubs go, yeah, I'm going

47:59

to show you my whole. Shaking months. I love

48:01

looking at my shit night. Take it away And

48:04

there's an iguana that's just like

48:06

also those elves are so into

48:08

looking at my sick tip Nocerus

48:12

is like they keep staring at my horn

48:17

And they all start that my fat

48:19

iguana tips, all right No,

48:26

we need you need to do one now I'll

48:30

reckon that if we were

48:32

to leave We would

48:34

we would get fresh water and

48:37

sunlight all day And I want

48:39

to know what the taste of

48:41

beans taste like Tarou's grass That

48:44

a a warthog goes I want

48:46

to know what elves taste like

48:51

That's the seven to nine is the animals

48:53

start getting really worked up and

48:55

now the two guards start looking

48:57

around They're like what's going on? Why are

49:00

all these animals flipping that? Yeah, the

49:02

horse are like kicking their stable doors

49:05

The woolly pigs are like ramming up against their fence The

49:08

guards start freaking out like you know a horse

49:10

actually kicks its way out of its stable and

49:13

the woolly pig knocks over a wall And the

49:15

rhinoceros puts its horn through a window And

49:18

they're like oh we gotta go get

49:20

somebody and then Tobias goes oh god

49:22

my cape was too much for the

49:24

animals It was too

49:26

resplendent. I have to go And

49:29

they run out the door they try and run out the

49:31

door you said they lock the door and they don't know

49:35

That's a good point they run to the door

49:38

and start opening it they can't find it What

49:46

was the animal that wanted to taste Yeah

49:50

as a warthog comes charging in and stops

49:53

oh my god and turns and looks Jessica

49:56

looks so actually It's

49:59

soft It stares at the guards across

50:01

the room. It starts kicking dirt backwards from

50:03

the hooves. What do you guys do? Do

50:06

we have... I don't know. We just kind

50:08

of chill and... What, you want me to put my

50:10

delectable body into view of this

50:13

warthog? Yeah, I'm sorry. Delectable.

50:15

Delectable. You just described me

50:18

as a can of cranberry sauce.

50:20

That's true, I did. That's true. All

50:22

right, then the warthog, the highest compliment

50:24

of all. Yeah. Well, here's

50:26

something to consider. It said, I want to know what

50:28

elf tastes like. And Elman is still in the room

50:31

too. Oh shit. Oh shit. And Elman

50:33

gets up and starts backing against one of the walls towards the

50:35

guards. Towards the guards? Because he doesn't

50:37

know what to do. Oh no. He's like,

50:39

I got to get out of here too. Okay, well I can't let

50:41

this dumb dude... Okay.

50:44

I go back into my mine palace, my

50:46

soup kitchen, and I remember Tux Boy saying something.

50:49

Are you going

50:51

to prompt me to say something? Yeah. Okay.

50:54

But I do know that Billy goes back

50:56

to his mine palace where he's floating in

50:58

a bowl of soup or whatever and immediately

51:00

forgets what he was doing. Because he sees

51:02

like a big carrot chunk

51:04

float by his leg. Oh.

51:08

Like a buoy. Wait a sec. And

51:10

he remembers to 10 minutes ago when

51:12

Tux is like, no matter what, you

51:15

have to take us out of the bag if

51:17

there's a problem. It cuts back

51:19

to Tux who's inside the fanny pack

51:21

punching the wall to try and get

51:24

out because he knows everything's gone wrong.

51:27

And Billy's like, okay. And

51:29

then he takes out the bag and it's

51:31

open, but he does... Oh yeah. Tux

51:34

runs to the other side of the fanny palace and then

51:36

he starts charging

51:38

for the door. Oh my God. And just as

51:40

Billy opens it. As the door opens and the

51:43

charging warthog is suddenly faced

51:45

with a charging Tacoma Dome

51:47

charging warthog. Yeah. What

51:50

do you do? Oh, I pick up the warthog and throw it

51:52

at the two elf guards. Okay. So

51:55

awesome. This sounds

51:57

like a volley. Okay. 2v6 plus Dix.

52:00

I don't think

52:02

you kill him but I think you

52:04

pick up this Fort hog do like

52:06

a spin on your heel

52:20

and just pitch it like a shot

52:22

putt but it slams into element everywhere

52:24

oh yeah oh oh you slip in

52:27

the shit yeah and your aim goes

52:29

off and the warthog who

52:31

can say its arms and legs

52:34

straight out as it spins through the

52:36

air from shot putt to shit putt

52:39

and it slams shitting as

52:41

it's in the air a

52:44

spiral a beautiful constellation of

52:46

warthog feces and

52:48

you it slams right

52:50

into element and

52:53

he just is unconscious oh no wham

52:55

right into the wall out as the

52:57

two guards turn fight with honor okay

53:00

roll plus con constitution is

53:02

two I got ten okay three chi

53:05

they turn with their weapons as ving

53:07

like Michael Jackson coming out of

53:09

the stage during a concert like shoots out

53:11

of the floor land in your stance ready

53:13

to fight what do you do put

53:16

my hand up and then silently wave them to

53:18

come at me oh cool that's pretty sick yeah

53:20

and with all the animals huddling behind me and

53:22

then in a collection of all the voices I

53:25

try and do it as all at once and

53:27

I say get them boy is

53:34

that you're trying to get them to attack the guards

53:36

yeah all right 2d6 plus charisma damn

53:39

six oh I will help

53:41

how does Billy help there's

53:43

like a really there's a small donkey that can't

53:45

get there he's a mini donkey

53:48

you gotta get me out here

53:50

I want to rebel as well

53:52

the huge head yeah the latch

53:54

is too low for the donkey and it's

53:56

perfect height for Billy Dauphin yeah Perfect,

54:00

12. Great, thank you. I know.

54:03

This donkey was the lynchpin in the plan.

54:05

Yeah. So you unlatch the latch, which they

54:07

definitely put lower on the thing because the

54:09

donkey kept getting out. Yeah. And

54:11

the donkey is actually the cool animal in the whole group.

54:14

So if the donkey's like into it, they're into it.

54:17

Yeah. They're like, Derek's here.

54:19

Now we can have a rebellion. All

54:21

the animals are like, Derek! And Derek

54:23

has... Okay, yeah. No, wait, no.

54:26

What were you gonna do? I'm like a Jean

54:29

Valjean kind of voice, like a revolutionary voice. Yeah,

54:32

yeah. I am

54:35

Derek the donkey. Beyond

54:38

those men is the rest of

54:40

our lives. Hell yeah. Rise

54:42

up my brethren, take arms against

54:45

our oppressors. Hawn,

54:48

to snout to the world.

54:51

Charge! It's

54:54

like the stampede scene from Jumanji. Oh, yeah.

54:57

As a million kinds of animals rush these

54:59

guards. Totally. Burst through the door, which

55:01

is not big enough for all of them. The door

55:03

is gone. You have fully created

55:05

a chaotic situation in which now there are

55:08

a bunch of animals rampaging through the cloister.

55:10

Through a church. Through a church. Oh,

55:12

whoops. And Elman is

55:15

there unconscious under a

55:17

warthog that is like getting up and kicking them in

55:19

the crotch a bunch of times as he tries to

55:21

stand up. And then it runs away.

55:23

As that's happening, Tux is like, oh

55:25

no, a warthog accidentally knocked

55:28

Elman out. He picked him

55:30

up. What's

55:33

you thinking, warthog? Yeah,

55:35

bad warthog. Oh, sorry

55:37

buddy, bad luck. He

55:39

picks Elman up and he cradles him. Oh,

55:43

did that bad warthog

55:45

accidentally trip into you somehow?

55:47

Warthog is raining. Oh,

55:50

it gets out. I

55:52

heard he's whispering to an unconscious.

55:55

Oh, I heard him too, Stan. Oh,

55:58

no. I heard him. Heard

56:00

of. I heard him say some

56:02

really messed up stars do you

56:04

will need are you hurt was

56:06

get your house. He

56:10

did it on his own he must it jumped

56:12

are so. Many

56:15

one years angle as he jumps it. A

56:17

weird angle at a hundred and twenty kilometers

56:20

per hour. Pretty impressive

56:22

Dance Crazy week I do

56:24

that is. So

56:27

let's run out for what. We

56:29

should run back to that. Like Bush said, we

56:31

came out of that. I'm Wendy was. Slow.

56:33

And yeah, yeah, you might actually

56:35

have an opportunity to get through

56:37

with follow the animals. Yeah, yeah.

56:39

like it'll be harder for them.

56:41

It's easy to. There's dozens of

56:43

animals rampaging through the gardens. Rights

56:46

cause a distraction? Yeah, totally. Is. there

56:48

anything that like we had were to. China's

56:50

shit. Cover ourselves and says.

56:56

They'll do. I look around to see if there's

56:58

a canvas, acts or anything that we can

57:00

kind of like put over ourselves or even us

57:02

are offered. Other hand, there's like bags of seed

57:05

and whatnot here. Characters are need to do

57:07

that Now I guess we're pretty conspicuous as is.

57:09

yeah so isn't the is and your plan is

57:11

to follow the chaos of the animals into

57:13

the garden yeah but currently going to like a

57:15

more disguise little height of his wedding A history.

57:18

this animal trainer outfits as ring so that

57:20

were to get back here all. right?

57:23

Take Yeah there. Are Saxon close? There's

57:25

like aprons hanging on pegs. Oh yeah, I

57:27

put an apron on and I tire behind

57:30

my back and relax, know and recognize me.

57:32

Now you're blessed as a near us as

57:34

you want to take advantage of the chaos.

57:36

You don't have a ton of time so

57:38

you're just throw and stuff her. Yeah, yeah.

57:40

We all get like one. say. Exactly Yeah!

57:43

So Tuck grabbed an apron. what

57:45

is Billie? Grab a cell types

57:47

Both got a birds in the

57:49

hallway i was closed for your

57:51

in the boost. their. Own

57:54

grab a is a top hat and a

57:56

chair in a whip. out

57:59

on them You like the lion's hammer? Yeah.

58:02

Okay, great. In these terrible disguises, Chuck

58:04

takes some straw and he puts it on his head

58:06

so it looks like he has long, beautiful blonde hair.

58:08

Oh, and then Billy sits on your head and pulls

58:10

the boot down like a cat. Just

58:15

a raccoon skin have wealth on top of his

58:17

blonde hair. That's great. That's so much

58:19

funnier. What are you doing with Elman? Oh, that's a good...

58:21

I shove him in a big bag. He's

58:25

just in a burlap sack. I put him on

58:27

my back and then I do a hunch. Great.

58:31

So smart. Okay, and then you run out into

58:33

the hallway. People are

58:35

scattering as animals charge through the halls.

58:38

Come back here, animals. Stop, get out

58:40

of their way. They're

58:42

running for the tree. And then we go out. I've

58:46

read from where they go. You

58:49

start chasing them and then turn down

58:51

an unfilled with animals hallway. Oh

58:53

my god, they're going this way. I

58:55

went down here. We'll cut them off at

58:58

the pass. I saw a racist war hug

59:00

come down this way. It

59:02

knocked my friend unconscious. And

59:04

you come out into the gardens themselves. And

59:07

there are animals in here. So there's like, you

59:09

see Derek the donkey cruising around

59:11

kicking trees and stuff and trying to

59:13

bite elves. Guide us, Billy, guide us.

59:15

Right, it's this way. And I

59:18

tilt your head like a

59:20

ratatouille. Right, ratatouille. Yeah.

59:23

Right. I'm bald, you're just grabbing

59:25

the skin on top of her. Yeah, the eyebrows

59:27

are so lifted. You

59:30

look 10 years younger. You look a lot like that.

59:32

I look beautiful. Yeah,

59:34

so guide them to the bush by the

59:36

wall. Yeah, great. I still have superior

59:38

technique. Oh yeah. Okay, because we're still

59:40

in the chaos, so I think the fight's still on.

59:43

Yeah, which is great because I was going to say

59:45

that there are guards that are starting to notice what's

59:47

going on. And I

59:49

think that you even see from far

59:51

across Bing in your hyper fight state,

59:53

you're like, I've got to be aware

59:55

of everything. You see an

59:57

old elf. Lysander is on the

1:00:00

far end of the garden and he clocks

1:00:02

you. That's the Sam

1:00:04

Elliott one, right? Yes, that's the Sam Elliott

1:00:06

one with the long, he's got darker skin

1:00:08

than Sam Elliott does but he's got the

1:00:11

handlebar mustache. Is Lysander holding onto anything?

1:00:13

I think he's just got a bow in his hands. I

1:00:15

think he straight up has a bow. He's

1:00:17

wearing the guard outfits, so he was undercover

1:00:19

as a guard. And he

1:00:21

clocks you. He's got his long pipe in his

1:00:23

mouth and he starts running across

1:00:26

the garden. Oh shit. It's within

1:00:28

bow shot range and

1:00:30

you see him knock an arrow and

1:00:32

fire. Okay, wait till it's close and

1:00:35

with superior technique I can grab an

1:00:37

item within reach and now it's mine.

1:00:39

Ooh. I like to use the whip as

1:00:41

he shoots it and grab

1:00:44

the arrow out of the air with the whip and now

1:00:46

I have his arrow. Fucking sick. I

1:00:48

mean what if you whip it and

1:00:50

then throw it back at him. And whip

1:00:52

it back to him. Fucking rad. So cool.

1:00:54

So sick. So you do your damage? Yeah.

1:00:58

So the arrow, he takes the shot in like a

1:01:00

blink of an eye. You grab the

1:01:02

arrow and fire it back at him and it

1:01:04

slices him along the cheek and he kind of

1:01:06

jerks his head to the side and then

1:01:08

he looks back at you and

1:01:11

kind of nods a little bit. Fuck

1:01:13

yeah. Yeah, I tip the top hat. Hell

1:01:15

yeah, brother. And then

1:01:17

you see from this distance, like an

1:01:20

old man feeling young again, he's like,

1:01:22

alright. And then he pulls more arrows

1:01:24

and begins to. And then I spit on the ground

1:01:26

like the butcher in Gangs of New York. Are

1:01:29

you like flicking arrows out of the air

1:01:31

with the whip or something? That would be

1:01:33

sick. He's taking shots, you're whipping arrows out

1:01:35

of the air. I love it. I

1:01:37

love it. Yeah. Are Billy

1:01:40

and Tuck just running? Yeah, Tuck knows

1:01:42

that there's enemies about that know them

1:01:44

so he's like, I'm gonna try and

1:01:46

shove the bag with Elmend and Billy

1:01:48

into the hole just so

1:01:50

that they're down there with the tree because

1:01:52

Billy has the fanny pack, right? Yeah, yeah.

1:01:55

Trying to get them to where they need to be. Okay. So

1:01:58

I'm running for the bush. And Billy's Ratatouille. being

1:02:00

you to the bush. Right? Which

1:02:03

of us is rolling? That's a good

1:02:05

question. It's gonna be dexterity for either of you.

1:02:07

Well, your dexterity's way better. You're

1:02:09

running. Yeah, I'm running. But I'm leading. You're

1:02:11

leading. It's kind of like getting him to

1:02:14

move in the most efficient way. Yeah, so

1:02:16

I'm just like, it's the blueberry bush. Oh

1:02:19

no. Oh

1:02:21

no. Six with dexterity. Oh, help

1:02:24

me. So I'm helping

1:02:26

Billy by just letting go. Close

1:02:29

my eyes. Billy

1:02:33

takes the wheel. He's

1:02:35

turned up. This is firing. He's

1:02:37

targeting computer. Yeah, he's targeting computer.

1:02:42

That's Ted. OK, great. That makes it a

1:02:44

729. He's running blind. Boot

1:02:48

on my head. Long, blonde,

1:02:50

straw-like hair. He's falling out

1:02:52

of the beat. Wearing

1:02:54

an apron. So inconspicuous.

1:02:57

OK. So it looked like the scarecrow was

1:02:59

so much hurt. So

1:03:03

I think this is, Billy's guiding you forward.

1:03:05

You let Jesus take the wheel as Billy

1:03:07

guides you to the bush. And

1:03:10

Billy yanks back instinctually

1:03:12

with his danger sense. And you open

1:03:14

your eyes. You see the blueberry bush in

1:03:16

front of you. But a hatchet

1:03:19

sweeps right past your eyes. And you look to

1:03:21

the side. And Taurus is coming out

1:03:24

of the building. Yeah. Pulling hatchets out of the building.

1:03:26

I grabbed the hatchet out of the air as it's

1:03:28

traveling. And I throw

1:03:30

Billy and the bag down at

1:03:32

the bush. Shit. You

1:03:35

immediately go, oh. I

1:03:38

assume there's a hole there. There is a hole. OK. Billy's

1:03:40

on top of the bag as it goes into the.

1:03:43

So Billy doesn't have to go right into the ground

1:03:45

if he doesn't want to. It's OK. I'll go with

1:03:47

the bag. OK. I can't leave Elmin by

1:03:49

himself. Totally. So you follow this bag into

1:03:51

the earth as Taurus squares

1:03:54

off. Just tumbling. Oh,

1:03:56

God, you're already tumbling. So

1:03:59

far. Oh, many wrongs. Tuck, what do you do?

1:04:03

So yeah, I try and grab the hatchet out

1:04:05

of the air and then whip it back at

1:04:07

Taurus who's running at me. Ving has moved specifically

1:04:10

for this. I know. So you're

1:04:12

going to roll it to find interdexterity. I saw

1:04:14

Ving do it and I got so fucking hard

1:04:16

for that move. So

1:04:20

that's a three. Oh my god. I

1:04:24

rolled three and I... D8?

1:04:28

That's an eight. Oh my god. Five damage? Yes.

1:04:32

God. Yeah, how do

1:04:34

you think Tuck hurts himself

1:04:36

in this way? It's

1:04:39

like another slow motion thing

1:04:42

where he's just like... closes

1:04:44

his eyes and reaches for where

1:04:46

the force is telling him it

1:04:48

is. What

1:04:51

happens, what actually happens is he like,

1:04:53

it just misses him completely. And then

1:04:56

the second one that Taurus threw, he

1:04:58

hits me in the eye. Oh

1:05:01

my god. Yeah.

1:05:05

And he is approaching. He's got two more

1:05:07

hatchets in his hands that he's holding close.

1:05:09

He's getting into this kind of low... Like

1:05:12

have you seen history of the Vikings where

1:05:15

he's got the two axes in his hands. He's holding them

1:05:17

kind of close to the head. Oh

1:05:19

yeah. And he's crouched low and

1:05:21

he's approaching. It's almost like he's

1:05:23

doing gunkata from equilibrium. But

1:05:26

with the axe head? Yeah, totally. So

1:05:28

sick. And we will cut

1:05:30

back to Vingen Lysander. So I got one

1:05:33

hold left I would like to... as he's

1:05:35

flicking off arrows with the thing and I've

1:05:37

been like gathering them and firing them back,

1:05:39

flick flick flick flick, I want to be walking

1:05:42

towards him, right? Yeah, as I'm going in. Oh

1:05:44

sick. As I'm getting close enough, I'm

1:05:46

gonna grab his bow with

1:05:48

my last key and then now the bow is mine

1:05:51

and I have these arrows. Oh,

1:05:53

that's... So I can whip whip

1:05:55

whip whip whip half and I got

1:05:57

his bow. Cool. So I just disarmed him

1:05:59

and I have... Yeah, you take his bow and I

1:06:01

knock an arrow and point it right at his

1:06:03

throat. Oh and he stands there for a moment

1:06:06

looking at you You are

1:06:08

your father's boy And I turn

1:06:10

and I shoot it at Torus. Oh,

1:06:12

yeah Complimented

1:06:15

me Volley

1:06:18

I guess okay Volley Nice

1:06:21

I got nine. Can I help by

1:06:23

distracting him? Oh, totally. Yeah Yeah, when

1:06:25

I see Torus posting up with his

1:06:27

like two hatchets and his like caught

1:06:29

a stance Yeah, I like take TLC

1:06:31

off my back that I go mine's

1:06:33

bigger Plus

1:06:37

bond because I'm trying to distract him. Yeah, that's

1:06:39

great So that's

1:06:42

seven. Yes All

1:06:45

right, so seven to nine and that makes it a

1:06:47

ten which means you get a clear shot deal your

1:06:49

damage One

1:06:51

one you distract You

1:06:54

do you say it in a way that

1:06:56

is like so aggravating To

1:06:59

Torus that he's not paying attention for the

1:07:01

half second It takes for him to

1:07:03

catch an arrow like in the shoulder It doesn't

1:07:06

do a lot of damage, but it's enough to

1:07:08

momentarily distract him if you have something else you

1:07:10

want to do I jump at him. Okay

1:07:13

hack and slash again 2d6 plus strength

1:07:17

13 okay, that's a lot of strength. Yeah. So yeah

1:07:19

deal your damage Three

1:07:22

three. Okay. Yeah, what do you do? I

1:07:24

try and grapple him I want to be

1:07:26

inside of his reach so that the hatchets

1:07:28

like are pointing the wrong way So

1:07:31

it kind of just looks like we're hugging Yeah,

1:07:34

yeah I've got TLC behind him

1:07:37

and I've kind of grabbed the post part

1:07:39

of the act and I've like pulled him

1:07:41

into me Yeah, and the way I deal

1:07:43

damage is I just like fucking headbutt him

1:07:46

as hard as I can. Yeah Yeah, pretty

1:07:48

sick and we will cut to the tube

1:07:50

in the ground as Billy follows

1:07:53

a bag full of unconscious elf Yeah

1:07:55

through the earth. Did

1:07:57

I land? Okay? Uh Yeah

1:08:00

Josh the roll no Elmin didn't win No

1:08:05

landed on top of Elman, so I landed

1:08:07

okay. I'm gingerly opening the bag done

1:08:09

like Elmin Landed

1:08:12

like a sack of shit. He's

1:08:14

definitely still mostly unconscious, but he's

1:08:16

like I

1:08:30

was so scared. I know but we're safe now Where

1:08:33

and he looks around where are we we're

1:08:36

underground. We're on our way to the tree Just

1:08:40

in case anyone's following us he

1:08:42

nods and he gets up pulls

1:08:44

himself out of the bag I don't I don't

1:08:47

know if if we should wait for Bing and tuck. They're

1:08:49

up there. Do I do I go? Well,

1:08:51

Billy doesn't know what you do So

1:08:54

he goes to his mind back

1:08:56

to the soup And

1:08:59

then you hear Bing and tuck talking to you

1:09:01

and you hear us go the

1:09:03

most important thing is

1:09:05

to you tree row the

1:09:08

tree underground

1:09:10

Whatever you do do

1:09:13

the tree He's

1:09:16

like I don't remember them saying

1:09:18

that but Billy you deserve more

1:09:20

marbles Oh These

1:09:23

are all the things that Billy is saying that we're saying So

1:09:27

Billy makes us all up in his mind palace,

1:09:30

but he's like it must be the truth you

1:09:33

have a cultured palate You

1:09:35

remember? I've

1:09:37

baked you a gravy cake Victor

1:09:41

comes paddling doggy paddling by in

1:09:43

the soup and goes we both

1:09:45

deserve marbles marble are for good

1:09:48

boys You're right

1:09:50

picture I am a good boy And

1:09:57

I'm and I tell element bring

1:09:59

the bag and follow me If you want

1:10:01

to be a good boy too. Yeah. We're

1:10:03

going to get these marbles. Yes. And

1:10:06

he grabs the bag and rushes after

1:10:08

you. And you go back to the chamber? Yeah.

1:10:11

Okay. So you return to

1:10:13

the chamber, the roots arcing above

1:10:16

you in a cathedral-like manner, light

1:10:19

starting to poke through in shafts from

1:10:21

the ground above. Or like two trap

1:10:23

experts. Two to six plus dexterity. Seven.

1:10:27

Okay. As

1:10:29

before, there is no trap here. You

1:10:32

approach the root of the heart tree.

1:10:35

And you remember you were here not that long ago, having

1:10:38

a conversation with an agent

1:10:41

of a warlock. Mm-hmm. And

1:10:43

as you approach this place, ready to do

1:10:46

the task that you have been tasked with,

1:10:48

you realize the Hiddleston is

1:10:50

gone. And

1:10:53

that's where we're going to end it for this week. I'm your

1:10:55

game master, Sean O'Hara. Jamie is always playing

1:10:57

Tacoma Dome, The Barbarian of Dual Disease. So long. Playing

1:11:00

Ving the Half-Elf Druid, Paul Opers. Take care.

1:11:02

And playing Fat Billy, the Halfling Thief, Jessica

1:11:04

Tai. Bye, everyone. Thank you to Aaron Reed

1:11:06

from Vancouver's Sunday Service for our intro and

1:11:08

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1:11:35

thank you to all of you for listening.

1:11:38

We'll see you next time. And so ends

1:11:40

the tale of Adventures 3, who

1:11:43

dried the best they

1:11:45

could. Look

1:11:55

dumb and scared

1:11:57

and lost, maybe, for times of rest

1:11:59

in reverie. You will

1:12:02

not leave without

1:12:05

the resolution. Turn

1:12:12

next week to hear some more,

1:12:14

whilst you commute or do your chores. And

1:12:17

for you, I'm glad

1:12:20

that you

1:12:22

spoke more.