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Hello, listeners.

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Welcome to Spelt Lore. I'm

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doing Sean's job while he's having a nap.

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Is this okay? Yeah, this is good. Okay.

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I thought she was asking the listeners then.

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I'm asking everyone. Yeah. We're

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here to tell you some really

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fun news. Yes. Abdul.

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I have the list of news here. Yeah.

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You didn't take that over

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at all. I'm sorry. Okay,

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you do it. We have a really exciting announcement

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about a new tier coming

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to our Patreon. For all

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you Abdul fans. Huh? Do

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we have any Abdul fans listening in? Okay,

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everyone, all you Abdul fans,

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listen up here. Have you ever wanted to be part

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of the chaos that is just Abdul? Do

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you ever wonder what a game would be

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like if Sean wasn't there?

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Have you ever wanted to be Sean? Have

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you ever wanted to be up close

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and personal with the things

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in Abdul's mind? All the dick

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jokes, all the things

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like, you know, we're super obsessed with like

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going to prom and like his skater

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boy voice and stuff like that. Yeah.

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Yeah. All the different voices that

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I do. Yeah. Like Queen Victoria.

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Queen Victoria. I

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do a pretty bad

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Woody Harrelson.

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Anyway, if you're interested

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in that, there's going to be a new Patreon

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tier called the Wizard. Yeah.

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Well, there is already a Wizard one. Fuck. I

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fucked up. What is it called again? I don't

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know that we have a name for it. Let's come up with a name for it right

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now.

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Is it just part of the Wizard tier? Yeah. Well,

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Sean's is the Wizard tier. Are we just opening

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up like two new spots or are they? I think

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we have to open up a different tier that's the same

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level. That is just me. Tower

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tier. What is it?

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piss of shit box here the

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piss monster tears my all you

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know we so funny yet but okay that would be

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okay though we're calling

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it are we calling it the piss monster you know

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i can't see it but i think i'll

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say we're going to his monster and

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it was gonna gm the

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yam and hm uh...

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in your dm if you please

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if you wish to uh... gm

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with him a k game with him yeah sign

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up for that i think there's only two spots available

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here we'll keep it to two spots for now all

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gm again uh... which i've never done

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before so it will be objectively

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bad that's gonna be chaos yeah

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you will regret it you

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will regret this uh...

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that's all of you listeners out there do

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not subscribe to this because it will

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be bad and chaotic and i will

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not give refunds haha though

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yeah that's going to be called the piss monster

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here we just decided while

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we were doing this and while

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sean was out of the room he

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has no say in this and

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he's going to be mad at that he's going to be so

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pissed that we called it the last

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time that he gives us the rain for sure yeah

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this is the only time we've ever recorded it without

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him in the room he was like when he has to do

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the announcement for the merch all of our new step

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out for a minute cuz i need to clear my head and

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we're like yeah sure we could totally handle

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this responsibility the smallest job

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absolutely we can do it no problem

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that we do everything to your specs you

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know what would be fucking hilarious if i

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priced it one dollar more than shot

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yet with

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some petty the

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prices right mood yet

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you guys could sign up for shawn's

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at three hours a month or you can sign up for

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my attorney to one dollar haha

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yeah Shut

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the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! I

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mean... No, nothing.

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No. We were just about to do

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the announcement. What the fuck

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are you guys talking about? Excuse me.

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We are having a very serious discussion

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about our feelings right now. And you coming

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in while we're vulnerable is

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making me feel unsafe.

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The accuracy,

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the straight-facedness that

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Jessica is lying right now is making me feel

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really uncomfortable. Is

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that how accurate that was? Are

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you guys trying to usurp my game

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master's watch? No.

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No, not at all. We weren't. No. No. Don't

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even worry about it, Sean. You have nothing to worry about at all. Why

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is your wizard tier so cheap?

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Is it

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because it's worse? Is it because it's

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not as good as mine, which is actually $301 a month?

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So, you heard us. If you're interested

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in having Abdul DM a game

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for you, that's right. Click on Piss Monster

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tier, and we will get that to

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you. No, you're calling it the Piss

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Monster? That's the first session of the run? No.

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Oh, fuck. That's brilliant,

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actually. Nice. From

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the mines that brought you Spallor...

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Paul, Saturn McDap's not working. Oh,

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no, I'll put this one. Okay. In

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the world inside your imagination...

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Oh, god, dude. What?

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One man in

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his crazy mind... Will

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break outside the box...

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You thought that the moon... is

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annoying during spell lore. But

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you've never seen him inside

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your house.

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This Patreon. For

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some reason... a

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duel is getting his own peer.

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Where he will GM

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a game with you and your friends.

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It will be objectively worse than

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if Sean did it. And

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it costs even more.

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And probably worse than if Jessica

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or Paul did it. But

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it definitely will be chaos.

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www.patreon.com

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slash spell lore. Or

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www.spelllore.com

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slash money

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please.

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Tell more brings

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you...

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The best monster tier.

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Yeah.

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Oh man. Actually incredible. Yeah.

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Holy shit. You deserve an Emmy for that.

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My favorite part was when the one they'd

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interrupt me. You

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were surprised by them. Whoa, whoa,

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whoa. Oh, you can explain that. Yay.

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Oh man, so funny. Thank you Paul. Thank

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you. Thank you guys. You try to

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do the app and then in a world

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of your imagination. Whoa! Fuck.

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That was from yesterday when that would have been funny.

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rings.