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What's next? You

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in the Kitty,izer, and Fantastom? Yep,

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we're Bubble Men,let's all that No Courage-, Cupboard and

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Hell's Hatcher. How

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are we doing? Welcome to another bonus

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episode of the Starler podcast where we

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answer your listener questions that you've sent

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to the starler at goleoudnow.com. Hello

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welcome to another bonus. I was going to copy the whole

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thing and then I just forgot. I would have been impressive.

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I would have been impressed. Would you have been

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impressed on? Yeah, hugely.

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Great, any questions? Yeah, well we'll start off

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with a comment. Steve

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in Berlin says, I love how in the latest

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episode when you're chatting about the thumbs up in

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Iraq Darren Nunchlantley says, because that's the tum that

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you stick up your bum and

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you two simply move past it right away. It

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is the tum that you stick up your bum though, isn't it? He

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liked that one did he? He did. Steven

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was a fan. At least someone noticed. Ro

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in Barcelona. Hello. Would you

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prefer to play for my United for one season and

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you win the league or have your kid have a

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full 20 year career at United and they win everything?

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Have me kid play for 20

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years and they win everything. It's about the

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money really, isn't it? The glory is

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nice, but you can also. He has

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money. Yeah. Can't be giving you

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a penny of it. Fucking will. I'll be

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taking it. He'll ditch you. I'll be his

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manager. Because if

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you're under 18, who gets

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the money then? Like actors who

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act in films and are under 18. The

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parents get the money or does it go into an

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escrow account or where does the money go? PTSD.

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PTSD into the squirrel savings

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account. Squirrel stamps. Why

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do you think? the other one which one?

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Play for many an hour for a year Really?

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I'd love to take all the glory away from

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me me first born son But

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you'd get like VIP seats for 20 years at

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Old Trafford I haven't got any kids though

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Are you well? Frank's hardly gonna fly up front to

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a fucking Heil and dizzy

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Do a better job than Rashford Fucking

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Frankie Frank Lampard Frank

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number seven Me yum Yeah,

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20 years get a good run Save

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your managers If I had a child

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I would pick that one by downtown Just gonna

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go for the glory here Find yourself Up front

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for a year Get a Ballon

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d'Or And then sail off

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into early retirement Any

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more questions? Yep Like

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that one because that was very good Jake wants to know

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Out of these four places You

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can only choose one to keep The other three

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are erased from history And you'll have no memories

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of them Extravision He

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says the plex in Kulak But

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let's just extend that to the

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plex The plex Beilac or hillbillies

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Which would you erase? And

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which is best? Two questions Erase

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Which would you erase? Extravision So you don't, he

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said no He says at the start Which

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would you, yeah Which one, keep one And the other

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three go Oh So which one would you keep?

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Well, Extravision's already gone But

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you'll have no Extravision memories And that's the thing

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Oh I wouldn't like that It's most of my

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fucking childhood there Who am I? If

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Extravision didn't exist I

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wouldn't know anything about myself Fourth

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time robin' something Fourth

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time, er A

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lot of fourth times in Extravision The plex

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didn't really play a part of my life long

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enough So I think I'd lose the plex I

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would agree with you Although that's

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where we did go to the spin disco

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Oh he didn't And

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there's a lot of memories there too Yeah, but more

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memories there an extra vision? I

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think I've been bowling in the leisureplex a few times

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but other than that

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it doesn't it doesn't stand out in

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me. And then hillbillies chicken? Yeah that's

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just nice. Lovely. But there's

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lots of other chicken places. If you look

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forward probably not as nice but I

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went to I went to merino school

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and that was my lunch pretty much

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every day. Either that or Fairview Grill,

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Mini Grill, five euro it's great.

4:29

Yeah yeah but hillbillies top class

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that gravy you wouldn't want to

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get rid of that. Hillbillies for the record is probably

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the nicest fried chicken you can get. No

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probably about it. It is. Yeah

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but it's sadly dropper. Would you? Yeah. Over

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the oilac. I drop the oilac

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as well and keep extra vision memories. I blow

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up the oilac. Here's my answer. Blow

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up. Blow up the oilac and go as

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well. The oilac and the leisureplex. No you

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only went menswear man. I know yeah I

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know like if you could blow up the

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oil I can keep unique. Is that gone?

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Unique? Unique's gone isn't it? Yeah it's a tiger now.

5:07

Flying tiger. Fucking

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stationary. Stationary? Whisk. Ringback

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leather jackets and

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t-shirts that say I'm a

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buddha. Oh my god. Pity it's the body of

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a buddha. Shit t-shirts novelty

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t-shirts. I'll get rid of

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all them and keep extra vision. I also

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I fucking love hillbillies man. But

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I'll just get a KFC. I

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might go in and you could say fucking charbusters though.

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Okay let's move on from this. You're taking

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extra vision. He's taking hillbillies. I'll

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have a bit of your chicken. I'll watch uh Freddy

5:41

got fingered on

5:43

loop while robin ice creams. We

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have an email from Liz who I

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think might be Scottish. He didn't.

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Because she starts her email with I'm coming

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to see your live show in April. Can

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he wait? Can he fucking wait

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man? Yeah. from the

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UK at the last one yeah Liz said she's

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coming from the UK let's do the clue that

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she's gotten maybe it's the same person well not

6:07

the same person but with the person

6:09

that went the last one she's listening to the

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podcast on the start and loves it she's coming

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over with her daughter it's

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Liz's birthday tree from her daughter Wow open

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to see stall at Vicar Street that's

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pretty amazing that's insane um

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so first of all her Liz question is

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are you selling any merch so

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don't stall at much is it no it

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was though we can get out and over

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yeah it was some mugs yeah someone robbed

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my mug that's true it's just

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staple a picture of me and Darren to a t-shirt and

6:39

we'll sign a fire or something like that that'd

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be cool I'm had came with

6:44

a quote from

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the the

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bear the bear with the trolley there

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was someone with a quote on a t-shirt about the bear

6:54

with the trolley really went out away to

6:56

make get that made I

6:58

heard of someone else had some chicken soup related

7:00

t-shirt well I think there was a section

7:03

of people who had like quotes from the

7:05

podcast on the t-shirt I didn't see

7:07

any of this someone messaged

7:09

me the pictures of the chicken soup on

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in particular I want to see that one

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Liz's other question is she wants to know

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as she is coming over from the UK

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she wonder what's the best way to travel

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around Dublin she said as in hop on

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hop hop on hop off bus etc puzzles

7:24

all over the place and I

7:26

just get off that O'Connell Street just walk around yeah cycle

7:30

I think flicker get

7:33

a flicker do what to

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I don't even know what no flicker like the

7:37

flicker of skewers Oh not the ones

7:39

that you have to shake your hips and go off the road on he

7:43

leaves he leaves get some he leaves

7:45

and rock around Christ George on them

7:47

honestly what would you say the best way

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to get around just get off and the

7:52

main spot and then walk around it's all

7:54

walkable yeah it's smart like Dublin is really

7:56

smart that's kind of where you're from in

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Scotland but it's Going to similar

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to Edinburgh, maybe even smaller. I have a

8:02

question for Liz. She

8:05

can't answer them. I know, but she can just

8:08

let us sit with her. OK. Will

8:10

you bring us some haggis? There

8:14

you go. Thank you. Now. I

8:17

saw a haggis for the first time a couple

8:19

of months ago. I don't even know what it

8:21

is. Big Soft Santee lives in Scotland

8:23

and she came home and she brought

8:25

some haggis. I was in Soft Santee. We didn't just go

8:27

to South Faggis. I was just there and she happened to

8:29

be there and she's like, trying to

8:32

try something like, yeah, fuck it. It's like Black Puddin.

8:34

OK. But, show you. Yeah.

8:37

No, rotten. Did

8:40

you have some scotchy egg? No,

8:42

right into them. That

8:45

kind of sounds like it's a deep fried breaded

8:49

boiled egg. Scotch egg.

8:51

You get them in M&S. Yeah.

8:54

You get them in Italy as well, I think.

8:56

You man in the UK office used to

8:58

eat them for the crack. Just for

9:00

the pass away. The pass away only read. Yeah.

9:03

Yes, they are today before. RIP. Well,

9:07

thanks for all that. Yeah. See

9:09

you there. Well, to answer your question, I say

9:11

rent a bike, cycle around. There's

9:14

a website, there's an app called Moby

9:16

Bikes and you can just kind

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of scan a QR

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code and then it unlocks the lock. It is

9:23

locked up anywhere. If you want to take a

9:25

leaf out of my book, anytime I'm anywhere, that

9:27

I don't know, I want to travel around. I

9:30

just jump from taxi to taxi. Taxi to taxi.

9:32

If you made a money, not everyone's made of

9:34

money, darling. I've

9:36

got some parked off just for taxis. I

9:39

think walking around. Oh, walking

9:41

around. Yep. All day. Yeah,

9:44

well, like if you're fucking. Yeah. No, you

9:46

want to go see a Trinity College parky

9:48

bike, go see Christchurch parky bike, go to

9:50

Glass, Nevin parky bike. They hit

9:53

all the spots, hit all the fucking spots while you're here. Not

9:55

really that good though. Well, you

9:57

know, that year, we're only good. Because

10:00

we're from her. Yeah, I'm probably got to live Grace

10:10

has been on to us again about

10:12

dog grooming Okay,

10:15

so I got Frank room the other day. Yep

10:18

She mentions that getting a dog groomed in the

10:20

vets It's not usually a vet

10:22

doing it but it's a designated groomer in the

10:25

vet Yeah, the ring the vet in so this

10:27

is grace who check me last week I

10:29

said you can't get a dog groomed in the vet

10:31

grace is all over you She says it's

10:34

good to go to the vets for two reasons if

10:36

your dog is nervous of the grooming they can sedate

10:38

the dog So it's less stressful for the dog and

10:40

number two as the money-saving tip for Joe

10:43

Grace says They

10:45

check the dog while they're grooming. You've basically saved yourself

10:47

a trip to the vet in the first place Two

10:49

for one. Here's a money-saving tip

10:52

don't get a fucking dog pointless

10:56

Pointless horrible in there. Grace says

10:58

she trained she trained as a groomer, but

11:00

never went pro too many dogs Try to

11:02

bite her and their owners were ourselves Yeah,

11:05

that's a good little phrasing not today. Grace

11:07

also has a poke but it's a hairy poke called

11:10

Bertie Oh, he's a heidi. I

11:12

got Frank ground the other day put him man

11:14

I Brought

11:18

the pet mania for the fourth time for

11:21

the first time Gave him

11:23

the whole works, but they we were

11:26

previously like you just getting shaved not

11:29

like skin, but like Her

11:31

left but just shaved and they said they're

11:33

not supposed to do that to a book supposed

11:35

to keep their air coat and

11:38

they're supposed to just get a D shedded so we did that

11:41

real soft now Look this fella

11:44

Lovely boy, so I'll see when you're gonna die

11:46

fuck off. He is gonna die Like

11:54

I was only everyone's gonna die. Yeah. Yeah

11:57

when when jump I

12:00

don't even go there. Boyman

12:02

is a human. A human being. I'm

12:04

gonna say I'm... Yep.

12:09

How old is he? Seven. Still

12:12

has a few years left, man. Yeah. A few years. Good

12:14

for you. He might make the wedding. He's getting another seven

12:16

out at least, I think. Yeah. Before...

12:19

He'll probably get a good two years before

12:21

he gets very sick and... He won't

12:23

be sick. He's a good boy. Good

12:25

boys don't get sick. Do you have a dog on? No,

12:28

it's holding the paw. Oh yeah. He said he'd like

12:30

one. Oh, you used to have one. You had one. You had one. Oh,

12:33

you had the dog, the clever dog that

12:35

kept running away and coming home. And

12:38

someone else claimed him. Tried

12:40

to deal him, yeah. What was

12:42

his name again? Monty. Monty. And

12:44

Monty died. Monty did die.

12:46

That's what happens. Dogs, man. They die and

12:48

they break people's hearts. That's what happens with

12:50

life. You're

12:53

born, you live and you die. Like us. I

12:55

was only going past Glassham and Sematary today. I

12:58

was looking at all the gravestones and like, I'm gonna be in there.

13:01

One day you will, yeah. Maybe. If you're

13:03

lucky. Everything seems pointless then, doesn't it? Why?

13:08

Everything seems bad. Am I doing all this for I'm just gonna... Croca?

13:13

That's why you do everything. That's the reason

13:15

why you do it. I don't feel like that now. I

13:17

feel like why am I doing this? It

13:19

makes you feel like, oh, grateful that you're

13:22

here. From this moment. Not really. You

13:25

just wandered past Glassham and you've ended up

13:27

in like an existential... ...places. I

13:29

didn't wander past. I was going past on

13:31

the bus, like a taxi and I was

13:34

just looking in. I was like, because the

13:36

taxi was stopped in traffic and

13:38

I just looked at me left. And it's

13:41

just like, never ending the amount of gravestones

13:44

with people. Like it was at the back of

13:46

them. So it's just like loads of second names. Like, and I'm like,

13:50

what a good point. All

13:52

these grandparents lived just off Griffith Avenue and

13:54

I was in whenever the

13:57

way we go home, the way we should go home is

13:59

you're grateful. Griffith Avenue and then

14:01

you go up, I don't even

14:03

know what it's called, like the R-town Road, but

14:05

it goes by Kerwin's Funeral Home then and

14:08

there's some without Kerwin's Funeral Home that gives

14:10

me the Hebe Geebies so

14:12

I'm like I can't go past there I have

14:14

to drive up to the Malahide Road and go

14:16

up the Malahide Road so I don't see the Funeral

14:18

Home. Not all funeral homes

14:20

give me the Hebe Geebies but that

14:22

one does and I think it's

14:24

because they have a sign outside as if

14:27

it's like welcoming you like hey when you're

14:29

done like you know come on in video

14:31

for you videography and everything yeah I did

14:33

they do that and everything normal video of your death but

14:36

yeah there you go

14:38

sorry about that I think you should have

14:40

the opposite effect though I think if you're

14:42

coming to don't feel that then you're gonna

14:44

feel oh thank God I'm alive right now

14:46

coming to those in a way I suppose

14:48

like I also thought as well like

14:51

I don't care makes me not

14:54

care or something yeah yeah of opinions

14:56

or something like that yeah

14:59

but at the end of all this who gives a fuck

15:02

they kind of do

15:05

it so yeah it gives you it's

15:07

kind of liberating makes it kind of carefree a little

15:10

bit makes you want to just do

15:12

something mad and then it

15:14

like you just gonna do it so whatever you

15:16

just hear you just make your mark

15:18

you do something mad you make your mark and

15:20

then you live well I find it

15:23

very interesting actually yeah this

15:25

all came from shaving pugs that's

15:27

how he says in the thanks gonna die

15:29

and everything which he sounds obviously but

15:32

it may be ponders gone past class

15:34

never cemetery yeah yeah the only

15:38

fucking reminded me I've got forgot all about and now

15:40

I'm back to square one I have to get settle

15:43

in again isn't that why life's worth living because you

15:45

could be talking about shaving a pugan that's

15:47

probably the next thing you know you're that's one of

15:49

the meaning about life isn't it you yeah beauty do

15:52

the life well

15:54

weird weird animals well weird

15:56

animals animals with we are people

15:58

I think it's weird that we even wear

16:00

clothes. We're like a

16:05

dog. A dog doesn't go, fuck, and let me put

16:07

some trousers on and hide me bleeding like this by

16:10

force. Amy,

16:12

put that jumper on you, you're freezing. You

16:14

look freezing. He's a dog like. It's

16:18

hard to believe this is the bonus episode of the podcast.

16:21

Do we have any other questions? No, we've

16:23

had enough. Right, okay. Plenty. Any

16:26

about debt? No. Maybe next week.

16:28

Maybe. If you do

16:30

have any questions or queries or

16:32

statements about debt, email them to

16:34

stallet at goloudnow.com and

16:36

we'll talk about it on the bonus episode. Yeah, let us

16:38

know how you feel. Yeah.

16:41

See you then. And come here, just another

16:43

quick reminder, get tickets for the Stallet live show.

16:45

Be like Liz. Be like Liz, be

16:47

cool. Be cool like Liz.

16:49

Liz is cool. Liz is getting flights

16:52

from Scotland. And accommodation

16:54

probably. And tickets

16:56

and food and she'll get dressed.

16:59

There's a lot of money going into that. It's her

17:02

birthday. It's her birthday, yeah. So if

17:04

you're from Scotland or

17:08

somewhere else, come

17:11

along. Get tickets. Get

17:14

your tickets. It's easier if you're actually from

17:16

Dublin or Ireland, inside Ireland. Come

17:18

up to Vicar Street, April 6th. Get

17:21

your tickets on ticketmaster.ie. There's a

17:23

handful left, but not a lot. So go

17:25

quick because they'll be going

17:27

quick. They'll be going quicker than

17:29

you. So be quick. Get on

17:31

with them. That's how quick they'll go. Can't see

17:33

them going through. Can't see them going through.