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Taylor's Dreger much. Dealer.

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I've what I want to start. I want

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to say something of last the last time

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we did this on a minute ago. Yeah,

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right. Know you should be scared. I'm the

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bad guy here. I got him a couple

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comments from people. Saying that

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I'm a mean girl. As

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we know to you. And.

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To bow. People. Wasn't a

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good the by the baby and

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to allow and that I. Know

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that I called you a fucking idiot Of that

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was my idol. A week in February. that I

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must. I think I used the word dumb. Yeah.

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And so I sat with it. You know, like

1:00

I sat with example I get burst I was

1:02

like oh okay shit I really am I. Oh

1:04

wow that hurt like. Damn. M

1:07

I mean girl, none of my guilt. This is constructive

1:09

criticism of on and I thought about it for a

1:11

and I was like I did say. You

1:13

fucking idiot. And I did

1:16

say, what about them Down

1:18

taxed over a month. Ushers,

1:21

Performance at the Super right? Yeah, you didn't know

1:23

that I didn't like it, but I thought about

1:25

and then I did So much that I even

1:27

brought it up to bow and I was like

1:30

m I mean like did. Does this hurt. Your.

1:32

Feelings? You think We've never called me a

1:34

fucking idiot. My? I most definitely have. First,

1:36

are you like? They're definitely there's no way

1:38

Ohio and I was like Bo. I think

1:40

that. Like. Calling people names

1:42

as is part of my love language

1:44

like I only do it to those

1:46

that you the people that I love

1:48

like I would never just. Call

1:51

somebody else dumb. And

1:54

I have Then I was like what does

1:56

that mean What does that mean it's lizard

1:58

and how I shot show but. The people

2:00

in my life. That is how. I show my

2:02

love that so fucked up I need to

2:04

change. But then I target a step further

2:06

and I'm like I need to ask to

2:08

her if it hurts your feelings when I

2:10

say. You fucking idiot. You

2:17

know I don't even. I guess I can see hurts

2:19

my feelings if I don't even realize you're doing it

2:21

bad. That. Makes me think that

2:23

it's some sort of stockholm syndrome which sit on.

2:26

The ice is like survival. As the slides

2:29

like block it all in order to like

2:31

exists. Yeah, like this is a huge just

2:33

yeah and you've just accepted the like will?

2:35

This is how says he is and if

2:38

I were you know if we're gonna remain

2:40

friends that except her for who she is.

2:42

warts and all birds. So here's the thing

2:44

is I know you would never say anything.

2:47

It's that like was it in just that

2:49

harshly. So if it's horse I know you're

2:51

just being funny right? All that would irish

2:53

comfortable Being a fucking idiot during the day

2:56

I I pride myself on. Being okay,

2:58

not knowing things like part of my

3:00

brand is like being clueless, So it's

3:02

almost like you're just reaffirming that I

3:05

am a consistent beds which I love

3:07

so it's like slaves, he arrives. I

3:10

said to put on my. I

3:12

like you that I read don't like. oh

3:14

you did the time. And

3:17

I thought it was that they are

3:19

saying and it's I guess what? Zones

3:22

because that's how I roll.

3:24

So right. I. I.

3:26

Think I were fucking idiot like a badge

3:28

of honor because sometimes she is a fucking

3:31

idiot. Oh well, Who

3:33

else? Let's not alone.

3:35

Which Police? Okay. It's

3:38

like it's so funny. I love the

3:40

word loser. What a great word. Me

3:42

to is a good one has already

3:44

won city a fucking loser. Loser

3:47

He A and sit outside. People really

3:50

be out here telling on themselves. Okay

3:52

if you're a crybaby at the corner

3:54

because I see something is like in

3:56

general lose a real Loser Villard. What

3:59

a loser. The people that lose

4:01

their mind of her loser. Yeah.

4:04

Slices. And we don't cry over loser We.

4:08

Were. So

4:10

of your name is a quarter of a

4:13

loser. Loser? you

4:15

know to me yet? I

4:17

do like as I really thought.

4:19

I was done. Maybe that would affect me, but

4:22

I'm like. I,

4:24

I was secure enough to my

4:26

insecurities of my intelligence slits. Actually,

4:28

I'm so proud of myself that

4:30

I don't need to know everything

4:32

since I know some people start

4:34

my. They're. Insecure about their intelligence.

4:36

A they thought they have to know

4:39

everything and ago they could Saddam protest

4:41

Muscle Spiegel overboard be like I know

4:43

everything in our like what heads off

4:45

existence. I like, I know nothings. I'm

4:47

terrible at social media sites as the

4:50

barlow yeah no, I'm always winning. I

4:53

love that you made me feel a lot

4:55

better. I just you know if you ever

4:58

find said something I am said do you.

5:00

Think. Let

5:03

me know in the moment so I

5:05

can check myself speak. You know what

5:07

I like when people have a sense

5:09

of humor and call me a fucking

5:11

idiot Or a second loser? Or a

5:14

fucking moron aboard? Dumb bitch. Or

5:16

of snugly whore southern air that have

5:18

kids I'll call you suddenly or that

5:20

go meet I will are all day

5:22

every fucking day. Mostly

5:25

such a sensitive baby. like the way

5:27

I could have been invited. Favorite thing

5:29

to pitch: Instagram and I graduate trying.

5:32

To emulate. Remember.

5:34

When I was sat a band

5:36

because I ingest. Don't owe

5:38

you a bit. My story.

5:41

I remember Jackie. She was unsuitable because

5:44

she called us for sell her load

5:46

or or like her dog with a

5:48

dog. Or day as once I would. Have

5:51

a holiday of he averaged are

5:53

really. Like it's whenever

5:55

I try to write that absence a

5:57

barge. Marriage is.

6:00

Oh okay, I remembered. As you

6:02

have Zoc Insane. Picture

6:04

by seen I was is a cute

6:06

she was thuggery. I love alliteration and

6:08

Instagram was like mourning. Mourning.

6:10

Really And I realize of the

6:12

fathers of fog leads. Oh oh

6:14

girls are taken over joy way

6:16

I just like I can't live

6:18

like this. I no idea, I

6:20

like to speak. Like a

6:22

character at a Mean Girls Yes. That's

6:25

the language I came of age. I came

6:27

into my own. Yeah, during the age of

6:29

seen a say and mean girls and I

6:31

I need to be able to speak that

6:33

way. otherwise I sort sort it and I

6:35

don't know how to be. Know

6:38

I will be. You're safe space

6:40

for needing to get the poisonous

6:42

verbal abuse that assesses the suspect.

6:46

A lot to do it. When

6:49

I get that to

6:51

bother guidelines about remembering.

6:53

That someone says I am I would say every

6:55

time of the thing about and or whole month later

6:58

like I'm not joking Taylor I brought it up on

7:00

the good the bad the baby Edited as with Low

7:02

and bell in i pad designated as I do i

7:04

target feelings and do I need to resolve the really

7:07

know about was like if you were to call

7:09

me an idiot though that would make me feel

7:11

bad and as they. See

7:13

as on he's literally blocking the view.

7:15

The yes, I know there's no way

7:17

I had. A similar to put us

7:19

on general like to be as that

7:21

the lots of idiot words are thrown

7:23

around while so yeah yeah okay well

7:25

you know I just needed to get

7:28

it. I needed to clear the air.

7:30

Get it off. Mates has put it

7:32

out there to the universe know that's

7:34

the criticism I've received. it. I've taken

7:36

it seriously. I I just see and

7:38

I'd choose to still say such an

7:40

idiot. That's

7:42

that's on me and I want to.

7:44

Gross. Muslim Muslims. Have.

7:48

A. Okay, Let's.

7:52

Talk about same part large authored by

7:54

the boards. A bar scene. Okay, so

7:56

party that It's like Barcelona. It's ago,

7:58

it's it. affects. I'm

8:01

not there yet Seen as a bar

8:03

it's something St Bart's say about of

8:05

us on oh my god snow you

8:07

know saddam know the other. Side

8:09

of see: Shut the fuck up.

8:15

Said you were going on.

8:19

With Chris. Honeymoon

8:21

Five. Years later, three years

8:23

later, married three years ago. You

8:25

guys have gone on years, know

8:28

many different. Trips the like This we're

8:30

looking. At this kind of like our honeymoon suite

8:32

at it as our honeymoon and this some again

8:34

says i try to make excuses. I mean give

8:36

me an excuse as to why you said i

8:39

don't remember This is. We do as

8:41

a beating people Had to be

8:43

our honeymoon, a chance to win

8:45

on an express. I had to

8:47

be used with an exploit. You

8:49

like it's with. We were using our

8:51

Amex points for only way I was

8:54

pure liar. I swear you did

8:56

not stay in. I don't know how

8:58

versatile sees as I well for a

9:00

month. On. Am I not everyone

9:02

here? for a half months you were

9:05

there for over two weeks. You I

9:07

see days. Of.

9:12

Assets. It's disgusting. It's psychotic.

9:15

I'm embarrassed. It's irresponsible. No,

9:17

no, this is not yet.

9:19

No, No No No No

9:21

no I do the same.

9:23

But here it like saying

9:25

things like. We. People are

9:27

so. Everybody's to buy

9:29

everything everybody does right even a new

9:32

still nice. It's not lost on me.

9:34

I've already weird about money and already

9:36

weird about like being irresponsible and it

9:38

like looking bad. So when I am

9:40

be totally irresponsible I need to acknowledge

9:42

and I also have to like say

9:44

what I did. It's because it's like

9:46

I'm not in the position where I

9:48

can just go spouse I'm going to

9:50

say but since Seventy nine slide you

9:52

serve positives. But it doesn't mean that

9:54

I'm not a responsible. It doesn't mean

9:56

that credit card debt not now is

9:59

seen. As present. The in my

10:01

life but also. It's

10:03

just a got so out of control.

10:08

The outside. Looking in

10:10

that town and. Yeah.

10:13

Looked whack know like in the best

10:15

way possible. like it looks slick gray

10:17

for you. That's fun. I wish I

10:19

was you in this moment. but have

10:21

you lost your fucking mind? Yeah, Like

10:24

a way that would think that? Yeah,

10:26

you know I see. still there. will

10:28

definitely still there. Had to people as.

10:31

Who How? Who? How are you would? How dare

10:33

he? Oh how how does it? But how does

10:35

it even. But. Have

10:38

to say the same since like I. I

10:40

could have never afforded to spend

10:43

seventy nights in St. Bart's like

10:45

you just look. At a St

10:47

Bart's B A R T as sounded. Out the

10:49

way that it or that the winner

10:51

of that word lox it's for the

10:53

sake of me it is. He barks

10:55

at Howard said like bars Bart Simpson,

10:58

Sea Breeze great but I like I

11:00

like the same yards. I'm no bias

11:02

say boss is not really that simple

11:04

as like how's Boston Illness is Ma'am

11:06

You know if he says said no

11:08

by the fuse a guy. Anyway,

11:11

so I'm sorry for cutting you off.

11:13

So basically we originally planned to go

11:15

for nine. It's okay if it was

11:17

just my birthday. okay, realize that Yes.

11:20

So I didn't realize that it was

11:22

so my birthday and I would like,

11:24

let's go to Miami. So foreigners. And

11:27

he was like no fuck that I don't want it

11:29

so that it was like fine let's go to to

11:31

Lose for five nights minute now that is Doreen always

11:33

told that he told this story on the bike I

11:35

had I been but when we got ourselves a St

11:37

Bart's I was like. He

11:40

has a signal. That

11:43

all my like my report card.

11:45

okay a special occasion ships it

11:47

can't be on the record that

11:49

we went from because then I

11:51

have to do something extravagance. And

11:54

weekend so I had to

11:57

be like it's moons. Ah.

12:00

Mom I'm. Not much

12:03

of this is our trip really

12:05

that still like explain of like

12:07

yeah how do i. Yeah for

12:09

sure. Would I be? Yeah, I know. What

12:11

our our? that's his ultimate brass to that.

12:13

Might want to honeymoon. So we were going

12:15

for nine nights. Okay. And. Then

12:18

Clottey was. Whispers Would not whispers

12:20

but led led. By. General

12:22

conversations like. Say

12:25

birds I'm interested way? what about intense

12:27

way but for real and others like

12:29

guess fucking me a sub even it

12:31

was giving see. Yeah. Soon.

12:33

As I. Said absolutely was,

12:35

which neither down for me. How that

12:38

transpired Sex like this was very similar.

12:40

Ah well, this happened at a matter of twenty

12:42

four hours. This. Kind of a tail

12:45

stadium Tama texted me at like that the

12:47

end of their they had already been there

12:49

for hours a week or whatever. it as

12:51

sadly there like we have a few days

12:53

alaskan like we miss hanging out with people

12:55

like a fly here and other. I'm

12:57

single with like no responsibility or anything like

12:59

in this specific my year of yes he

13:02

oh wow are right I i said why

13:04

don't you guys sleep on it to sink

13:06

a seller drunk and sameness rise and let

13:08

me know in the morning and if you

13:11

sell the the same way I will go

13:13

daily existence of so literally by to get

13:15

another letter by the bora. Bora Gap

13:17

which was born rub boring.

13:20

Like. A gorgeous like a fool bootleg of

13:22

had my own I was less expensive Big

13:25

isn't have ever taken in my life. I

13:27

had my own her own little modern standards

13:29

but there's like it's quiet, everyone's reading their

13:31

books. There's like not much like to do

13:34

like yeah we judge skied it all adds

13:36

up by rise I was unknown. do know

13:38

that I'm not happy sooner rather than I

13:40

am I was like the were like we

13:43

have come back here and it's about your

13:45

with like a group like Stasi will have

13:47

to com and I was like i don't

13:49

know man deal. But the beach vacation

13:52

you got? Yeah, Beach Spades and you

13:54

know we just want to go. You

13:56

know, explore European cities, I know

13:59

they sold. What appeared. To

14:02

be speaking this is the one that's

14:04

a guy is a one week to

14:06

do we how keto an array of

14:08

the will level okay so claudius so

14:10

naive as as united so either the

14:12

earth will were leaving this upcoming Sunday

14:15

bible she was like what for anyone

14:17

is wondering Clottey are three from the

14:19

mornings Oh yes. Yeah. Okay so girl

14:21

with no job girls her job yeah similar like was

14:23

about this caught at yeah yeah so she was like

14:25

i'm jealous of also want to com and she was

14:27

like that when you live in I was like and

14:30

we're probably talking like utter know a few dozen sort

14:32

of we're still in says Martin she was i see

14:34

you going to go to see Martin and then I

14:36

was acting parts for six and she was like oh

14:38

my god I want to call my so meet us

14:40

at the end of a sip on the weekends but

14:43

and then couldn't com her husband if is of work

14:45

yet though she was like he's ruining my eyes that

14:47

other people it's okay because we're on sit still and

14:49

I was like listen we're considering. Extending our trip

14:51

because like we've done my to the beach

14:53

club and like the ultimate honeymoon just like

14:55

being lazy and spoiled. but everyone says you

14:58

got a rental car. you guys have the

15:00

public beaches so I think we're gonna switch

15:02

our flights to Friday no matter what we

15:04

found. Amazing! Once your island Air B B

15:06

that's very near to mean you're like. Oh.

15:08

My new we drove three and

15:10

one it. it was a global.

15:13

Suddenly we could use it responsibly insane. Friday

15:15

we can like put a public beaches I

15:17

can work, We can like computers and like

15:19

we should be like smart about this. The

15:21

as splits of that was another. Three

15:24

nights of your Lawn and and Claudia Bend team on

15:26

a Wednesday and and it recently till. Monday,

15:29

so did I was another five nights

15:31

at them. so five plus it's three

15:33

over to get into denial of them

15:35

like a cillizza that stops a trip

15:37

alone would like. Waiting.

15:39

And then getting to the party in bed

15:41

portion of it. So again why it was

15:43

so psychotically long does that look and see

15:45

as a guy that was where I was

15:47

confused as i her i first heard of

15:49

this idea what's. While. I was

15:52

just casually doing my makeup listening to The

15:54

Toes Now the same number your Claudia going

15:56

trying to get bad bend to go to

15:58

say Birds and I didn't want. Did I

16:00

just hear in real time? FOMO?

16:05

And I'm like sitting here with like a

16:07

crying baby screaming toddler it's raining so we

16:10

can't like take them anywhere. I'm like fuck

16:12

this is not fair. So

16:15

I had to hear they talked about she talked

16:17

about it for days. I'm like was she wasn't

16:19

she gonna go? Yeah it really was back and

16:21

forth. She really was grappling and that's when we

16:23

were like we said we are staying

16:25

till Friday no matter what we have an Airbnb we

16:27

can extend it if we need to if not that's

16:29

fine too but like you're we're extending for us so

16:32

no press and that right once the press is

16:34

off she was like I'm fucking

16:37

coming and then it was came on. Great

16:39

for y'all I'm I genuinely am happy

16:41

for you okay I'm happy for everyone

16:44

included like everyone that was

16:46

there everyone who participated happy. Tell

16:49

me do what it was like I

16:52

don't think I don't this is this is why I don't

16:54

think Bo and I would like it okay it's like hot

16:59

take cheesy

17:02

overly wealthy people yes kind

17:05

of annoy us yes and it's

17:07

like very

17:09

overly wealthy people like oh

17:12

you're like you're you're you are

17:15

you know you've been in the royal like

17:17

line before you know what I mean like

17:19

you don't even know how to smile anymore.

17:21

Salt burn I you know

17:23

just salt burn you like well people dark

17:25

and twisted rich people yes but when I

17:28

see a bunch of

17:30

wealthy people spending all of

17:32

their money shaking champagne bottles and

17:34

spraying it wearing head-to-toe designer clothes

17:36

in bright colors like bright color

17:38

designer clothes because yes and you

17:40

know it's like seeing the logos

17:43

everywhere and the just like there's

17:45

just and they're talking about

17:48

their what they do and

17:50

like and I just don't

17:53

like it I know not my vibe

17:55

it's a very Triggering place we were

17:57

the normal ones there if that gives.

18:00

Should any light on our normal person but

18:02

like we can also be like insane people.

18:04

You and I mean. I

18:06

eat matter. Get sick of being around

18:08

you know, like I But you know what

18:11

I'm saying like in terms of like world?

18:13

Wow. Well already years you know it's like.

18:17

Oh. Yeah, like the i won't do

18:19

that again, I'm not getting on

18:21

it. I saw I saw that

18:23

I'm not getting on tables and

18:26

dancing by. It's like if we

18:28

still pales in comparison to the

18:30

level of crazy static. this an

18:32

island it was. It wasn't going

18:34

to like a sporting events but

18:36

it was a rich people running

18:38

around drunk. I thirds of that

18:40

alone spec eating. Amazing. I will

18:42

say okay you wait.your song over

18:44

Spock which we can operate on

18:47

over you. Go to the beach club you

18:49

spend all day he you drink he come

18:51

home, you take a nap and any good

18:53

of like at nine thirty ten o'clock the

18:55

inner step and to insert into a party

18:57

but it's not divide island yet go to

18:59

sleep or only one is to leaders as

19:01

hey and then. That we get a

19:03

real rinse and repeat. Type of

19:05

a sailor movie pain when

19:07

he got your of have

19:09

constantly. Spending money will

19:11

that of i also like thought he

19:13

had sat on a podcast to as

19:15

like this is the type of place

19:18

where you go and you make friends

19:20

and as. A miracle.

19:22

That not a know like I don't know

19:24

as the I don't I believe it is

19:26

very friendly island to everybody wants to make

19:29

friends we got about I have like make

19:31

a difference you know the people who are

19:33

all really cool. I think you would have

19:35

really really liked them are actually met someone

19:38

who knows a friend of yours I'll tell

19:40

you off the podcast but she was alive

19:42

slick I loved her like I was like

19:44

the zebra as friends like loves but it

19:47

simply I go on vacation to like. Had

19:49

a break from talking against communicating. I

19:52

go. I go on vacation so that I

19:54

can just like. Sit

19:57

at a fucking cafe in.

20:00

You know it to Paris or Rome

20:02

and like people watch and drink Spritz

20:04

is and like then go look at

20:06

some i cooled architecture and walk around

20:08

the city and have like really good

20:10

dinners and i didn't beat go to

20:12

lead little like night time dinner drinks

20:14

like after the after dinner drinks play

20:16

at a are you would like this

20:18

like it is it is since the

20:20

with all the food is good you

20:23

know and I mean yeah I heard

20:25

over there that is usually caribbean islands

20:27

through to the last slice so like

20:29

this would like. I do. You have

20:31

endured athletes on the other more like

20:33

a fifty dollar pasta like it's a

20:35

terrible and it's expensive. It's like a

20:37

double whammy. it's trust me there those

20:39

item Veto one of our credit cards

20:41

and access. Some people have an issue

20:43

charge my credit card twice every single

20:45

place we went so we're about to

20:47

deal with a lot of that's your

20:49

i bet rich rich rich people just

20:51

don't even believe it or right filled

20:53

out a lot of because their business

20:56

managers are doing and all other business

20:58

managers are like why are you being.

21:00

Charged twice all these restaurants. but the rich

21:02

people, the bed, the billionaires don't give a

21:04

fuck. they will give a fuck but I

21:06

give a fuck of yeah, Emma Laden life,

21:08

sea bass, lesbian so you know. I'm I

21:10

got a call me through everything with and.

21:14

I want to talk about something I

21:16

could not live without when it comes

21:18

to babies, I've been talking about of

21:20

her. Whilst I'm so glad that Messer

21:23

is now old and like he's in

21:25

the sleep sack era of his life,

21:27

because swaddling is just not my favorite.

21:29

Okay, I'm talking about the dreamland be

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21:37

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baby sleep zags. Ah, but we're here.

21:44

We're here. We got here about like

21:46

I think a month and a half ago.

21:48

I think that's when I made the transition

21:50

from swaddling into the sleep facts and it

21:52

could not have gone smoother. So I did

21:55

this with Hartford back when she was I

21:57

think I started or honestly back when she

21:59

was six months old. Let me explain what

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22:10

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22:15

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22:17

was like what if we make a weighted

22:19

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22:21

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22:34

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23:45

rid of like my giant closet room A I

23:47

turned or extra room into a closet and then

23:49

I had a baby so I did turn into

23:51

a nursery so I do Still they can get

23:53

rid of a lot of the things and I

23:55

streamlined my closet. I really they don't need that

23:57

much I just need nice things. Arm and ended.

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I'd also discovered Quince I feel like

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Flight on. That each is just

25:32

it's it's It's so much to

25:34

think about it. you like. A

25:36

scene in which can be usable.

25:38

To be like Silverman Skyn quiet the can

25:40

be whatever he wanted to be okay where we

25:42

just we it's a remaining friends that like

25:44

okay had cloudy and bad not been on

25:46

their way we would have engaged with more friendship

25:49

we would have been like. Yeah. but

25:52

because we knew that there was another

25:54

it's a tsunami of fun coming out

25:56

as we were like we must will

25:59

we must prepare our bodies for

26:01

what's to come. So we bailed, not bail,

26:03

but we like got invited to a lot

26:05

of cool things that we decided not to do.

26:07

Cause we were trying to like save money and

26:09

like save like our souls. You know what I'm

26:11

saying? For sure. So, but like, so

26:13

you can make friends and I don't know. It's like

26:16

trip friends, it's kind of, it's

26:19

nuance. I don't know, Tina, I love being

26:21

alone. So like, I don't need

26:23

to make a friend. Like, Wasbod and I

26:25

had to make vacation friends or else. It

26:27

was like, just like silent Bob. It was

26:29

not fun at all. Taylor, I don't

26:31

think I've ever made a vacay friend. One

26:35

time, when I were in Paris

26:37

and we went to the fondue place that's

26:39

up in Montmont. I never know how to

26:42

fucking say that word, whatever. Up

26:44

there. And you have to like sit

26:46

hardcore next to people like on this like bench.

26:48

It's like you drink wine out of baby bottles.

26:50

It's like really cool and fun. Oh, we don't

26:52

know what's about that place. We didn't get a

26:54

chance to go. I actually sat and talked to

26:56

the girl that was next to me for like

26:58

more than 15 to 20 minutes. And

27:01

Bo's never, I don't know,

27:03

but Bo's never forgotten it. He's like, look, you made

27:05

a friend on a vacation. But

27:08

we didn't exchange info. We didn't like, we

27:10

didn't, none of that. I spoke to her

27:12

for 20 minutes and that is my version.

27:15

And that was enough for you. Yeah,

27:17

well, cause it's like, why make friends on vacation?

27:19

I'm never gonna see you guys again. And I only like

27:21

to put my energy into people that I know are gonna

27:23

be a part of my life forever. I

27:25

know. I will say we did meet this

27:28

one girl to die

27:30

for, our last day in St. Park. And

27:32

I feel like she will be a friend forever. Like she

27:34

lives in Miami. Yeah, she lives in Miami.

27:36

She like comes to New York. Like I feel like we'll

27:38

always have a relationship from here on out. I

27:42

mean, I just haven't met anyone on vacay

27:45

that I've been able to be like, you can

27:47

be a friend for life. Yeah,

27:49

I know what you're saying too though. Like we met like a

27:51

lot, Tina and I met like a lot of people like before

27:53

Claudia and Bang got there. We actually met a lot of people

27:55

while they were there too. But it was more prevalent when it

27:57

was just two of us. Cause it is kind of like a

27:59

group. Island. So I think people who are in

28:01

couples are perpetually looking for more because the more people

28:04

you have, the more of a party is the more

28:06

a party is the more fun it is. But it

28:08

doesn't have to be like that. Like you can go

28:10

to like public beaches. Like you can like do it

28:12

low key. I'm just saying I really think we need

28:14

to try to figure this shit out. I'm

28:16

saying probably not. I know.

28:21

I'm just like being being realistic. Probably not.

28:23

But cause it's a beach energy. You really

28:25

are not a beach gal. Because like if

28:28

this was 2019 and

28:30

I had not had

28:32

children. Okay. And me and Bo

28:34

could do whatever the fuck we want and go

28:36

on vacations all the time. Okay. I'd say yeah.

28:39

You call Claudia call. Let's get a group

28:41

crew together. I want to see what you

28:43

guys are talking about. I want to be

28:45

able to do this. But because now I

28:50

am a hostage and

28:53

my life is not my own. When

28:55

we do go

28:57

on vacation. It's like it

29:00

needs to either be like if it's just going

29:02

to be me and Bo. It has to be

29:04

exactly what we want to do. I get it.

29:06

It has to be exactly what me and Bo

29:08

want to do because we don't get to go

29:11

on vacation as much anymore. It's too precious. Exactly.

29:13

But then there's also the thought of like well

29:15

I love to travel with like I loved bringing

29:17

Hartford to Europe. Like I love seeing Europe through

29:19

her eyes. So like do I want to bring

29:21

my children. I want them my children to experience

29:23

the world. So do I

29:25

now there's that element like

29:27

you know. So I doubt that

29:30

I'm ever going to have this the ability to

29:32

go on a group trip to party in St.

29:35

Bart's. I don't know. I just don't really see

29:37

that in my future. I'm going to hold hope.

29:39

I'm going to hold hope my love heart for

29:41

it because I really think like I was really

29:43

thinking about you and Bo joining us the whole

29:45

time. It would be so much fucking fun. Like

29:47

literally so much fun. Do

29:50

They welcome kids there or is this like

29:52

a not kid play. No It's totally people.

29:54

Bring kids there totally fully. I mean yeah,

29:56

there's lots of kids there. I Wouldn't bring

29:58

kids. This was so. right?

30:01

It's kind of like, you know

30:03

they're not. They're no Good Menu:

30:06

Okay, so rights. As

30:09

a city dollars. Everything a

30:11

cab or fucking is slated to

30:13

a fuckin' and spoiled child. Mac

30:15

and Cheese. It's literally the name

30:17

of the mac and cheese. Or

30:20

has spoiled child Mac and cheese. Love

30:22

it. I don't know. That

30:25

on our time. But.

30:27

I'm glad you had a really great time. Think you have

30:29

minimal that helps I know, but like you work and some

30:31

of that I was it. But his seekers, she's clean. A

30:33

oh no I was. Yeah, there's no, but I was having

30:35

some even though it wasn't my type of thing because the

30:37

people involved. The outskirts. Worries.

30:39

About I'm in Love. And I

30:42

really was. You guys have so

30:44

amazing and alviro Cds and then

30:46

to see like clottey I've been

30:48

enjoying and like in join in

30:50

on the Ot Dean as I

30:52

have seen just getting putting on

30:54

suit altitude, sparkly everything, starkly shoes,

30:56

public purse, lay off the solar

30:59

blouses, denim swords and like she's

31:01

she's wearing my dream outfits right

31:03

now like yours strides, little interest

31:05

or whatever. like I didn't really

31:07

don't shoot you words number. Virus.

31:10

Whatever it is it was. It

31:12

was so so sizzling. Dad gave

31:14

me some will in knowing the

31:16

company like that. You guys were

31:18

just like having sign in a

31:20

like a European nuts area gap

31:22

and include outfits without me. That's

31:25

what it. That's really why was it

31:27

wasn't like the party aspect of it

31:29

I got Since I love to drink,

31:31

I love Cartels. I've done. get it

31:34

right? Yeah, I can get down. You

31:37

that your bag I don't enjoy Royal

31:40

Imo Obama giving the impression that like

31:42

and then with you anymore. Own up

31:44

on I love I love cocktails okay

31:46

silver like. I just don't like staying

31:49

up till zoo and going from seasons

31:51

and I definitely don't like to dance

31:53

on tables. excuse saw. That a mere pump

31:55

rules. Think. It was the last season I

31:57

was on. The way parties. White

32:00

party in Mexico, I

32:02

refused to get up. Everyone was getting up all

32:04

on the power to dance, and

32:06

I'm like, no. The producers were yelling at me, being

32:08

like, go get up there with them, go get up

32:10

there with them. Why are you being such a loser?

32:12

Voila, voila. And I was like, I don't want to.

32:15

No, also I'm wearing a maxi

32:17

dress and Spanx underneath it. So it just

32:20

isn't the dancing on the table vibe. So

32:22

leave me the fuck alone, you guys. I

32:24

will watch from the stands. I

32:26

know, but you could watch us act like

32:28

fucking idiots. How amazing would that be? But

32:30

then I just, I could imagine you

32:32

guys be like, come on, Stacey,

32:35

come on. Stop being such a loser.

32:37

Come on, get it. Why aren't you having more fun?

32:40

I'm like, I am having fun. This face that I'm

32:42

making right now is fun. Just because I don't look

32:44

like I'm having fun, I am inside.

32:48

You know who I remind me of? Who? Aubrey

32:51

Plaza. Totally. In

32:54

everything. That's my way. In everything. That's how

32:56

I feel about fun. Like I am having

32:58

fun. This

33:02

is what I look like when I'm having fun. This

33:04

is my, I'm having so much fun

33:06

face. Yes. So like

33:08

trust. Anyway. Any last thoughts on St.

33:10

Bart's? How are my babies?

33:13

How's my grandson? He

33:16

is six months old. Six

33:19

months old. That's

33:21

insane to me. They, we've

33:23

just been passing around like a little

33:25

cold. Like nothing that ever gets serious.

33:28

So like, I feel like a little bit like shit today.

33:31

But I know that like we'll get over it. Yeah.

33:34

Same old, same old with the little

33:36

kitties. I'm not gonna

33:38

get to see you. We have to plan something. I

33:41

really would like to. Whatever. It's

33:44

on me. I know, I know. No, it's not on you because

33:46

you just spent every last penny that you have. So

33:49

definitely not on you. It's not on you.

33:51

It's so bad, Tossie. It's so out of

33:53

control. It must be so nice.

33:57

Even when I go to shop for a purse or a pair

33:59

of shoes, I'm like. I should be spending

34:01

this on my kids. And I'm like, this sucks. I know,

34:03

I know. This sucks. I

34:05

want to spend money on- I don't know how you like that. And you know

34:07

what I do? I won't buy myself stuff

34:09

and I want to buy Tay stuff. Isn't that a

34:12

sickness? Ew, gross. Yeah,

34:14

I never felt that way with the- Selfless

34:16

of mates, disgusting. I think because you're a

34:18

lesbian and it's fun to buy for other

34:21

girls. Yes, but I wanted to.

34:24

Yeah, well you can also share. No,

34:27

I don't share. I hate sharing. She

34:29

doesn't treat my stuff as nice as I treat

34:32

my stuff. I could see that. I let her

34:34

write. I let her borrow my real Goyard bag.

34:36

Not my fake one, my real one. She fucked

34:38

it up. You have a real one and a

34:41

fake one. Well, I had a real one from

34:43

Washington. It was on its last leg. And

34:46

so I bought the fake ones because like,

34:48

fuck it, whatever. But yeah,

34:50

I let her borrow my real one because I

34:53

was like, I'm not bringing fake Goyard to fucking

34:55

France. I'll get a record. No, that would be

34:57

so embarrassing. So embarrassing. Everyone would know. Everyone

35:00

would know I'm convinced. Everybody

35:02

would know. They had like a

35:04

recipe of customs and shit like

35:06

that. So I gave it to Kay.

35:08

And we like, we grabbed a piece

35:10

of aloe when we were on the property of our

35:12

hotel. And apparently this aloe like, as

35:15

like a defense mechanism, just like gushes

35:17

red and like deep purple. And

35:19

it got fucking everywhere. That was sci-fi. And

35:21

it's all over my Goyard. And I was

35:23

like, I don't mean to be a bitch,

35:25

but to be a bitch, this is why

35:27

we can't have my things. Like you can't

35:29

share my nice things because they have to

35:31

replace them. And I'm not gonna, whatever. I

35:33

don't wanna talk about it. Wait, did I

35:35

see a post that you went to Hermes

35:37

and bought those basic bitch sandals that everyone

35:39

has? I did not buy a thing on

35:41

our shopping day. We went

35:44

into an Hermes store and we

35:46

tried a multitude of things on.

35:48

I cannot confirm or deny if

35:50

things were purchased. I cannot. Okay.

35:53

But I did not. Okay. All

35:57

right. Well, I know because we had a

35:59

good discussion this past. Or about their know

36:01

than what types of sales to buy. Remember

36:03

when I accidentally bought six in our ones?

36:05

Yeah, throw off of. Boss.

36:07

Mark or whatever and now my with these are trash

36:09

and I can't return them as as he. They're fabulous

36:12

A bear by try to give them to you. And

36:14

intake know I think you do You do

36:16

We took them and you're like actually there

36:19

so uncomfortable because they're not real know they're

36:21

just like they're just they're waiting for me.

36:23

I don't out whatever anyway so I saw

36:25

you go post about those are my sandals

36:27

ones that I don't I don't understand the

36:29

hype lists and I I I don't like

36:31

that every single person has them so we'd

36:33

look like a bunch of sheep walking around

36:35

during the summer. All and and same fucking

36:38

shoes and I just they're so expensive that

36:40

like it does make sense to me. let's

36:42

buy something theater So I will say in

36:44

st. Bart's They're like not quite half less

36:46

but like a deep third less expensive than

36:48

they are the U S. Oh and there's

36:51

no taxes. but the thing is that everyone

36:53

has the same I know it's what are

36:55

they called once it had to say or

36:58

or on to or on our our am.

37:00

I don't want to call but they're gorgeous.

37:02

I don't know there was one parent child

37:04

that in this like electric blue suede and

37:07

I was mad sometimes and it'll be like.

37:10

Yeah, was like you've been here literally

37:12

for fifteen days. You are not allowed

37:14

to buy anything. Electric Blue suede. That

37:16

actually does sound cool. I'd still drives

37:18

me crazy when I'm on tic toc

37:21

fastened tic toc and it's summer time

37:23

and every single influencer every single person

37:25

I see even though the videos of

37:27

being like what people are wearing in

37:29

St. Bart's today what people are wearing

37:31

in like contracts every single person as

37:33

as wearing me sandals so I'm like

37:35

that's boring or know then I don't

37:37

want them anymore. but I will say

37:39

they are very. Soft lives as

37:42

Disanto journey that start seen I have

37:44

been on together like of a sudden.

37:46

I'm still there's there's no real haven't

37:48

settled. There's not that we we southern

37:50

settled on. For. Right sandal

37:52

for me. Gaps I will say

37:55

look at all these fancy women

37:57

trying all these Borgias handled. I

37:59

was very. did to get on

38:01

the air mess sandal train. I actually,

38:03

having witnessed it firsthand, I actually get

38:05

it. I'm like, fuck. And I was

38:07

like, whatever, I can splurge, but like,

38:10

oh, I just, I just, instead of

38:12

buying a pair of sandals I could

38:14

wear a million times, I bought a

38:16

fucking jump suit. That's like all fucking

38:18

same parts bullshit. And it's got like

38:20

same parts embroidered on it. My brain

38:22

broke in same parts. Okay. That's, that's

38:25

very crazy unraveling rich woman of you.

38:28

She's on brand. Yeah.

38:31

So unraveling rich woman. I'm

38:33

going to wear it one night. I'll like wear it out

38:35

with heels and like, like, you know, like spice it up,

38:37

but you're going to be like, you're a

38:39

fucking idiot. Yeah. Thanks

38:43

for going back. All

38:45

right. The way that

38:47

I feel like liquid IV has become like my

38:49

new ranch, like the way

38:51

that I was so obsessed with ranch. I mean, I still

38:54

love ranch. Like, don't get me wrong, but like, there is

38:56

not a day that goes by that I do not drink

38:58

liquid IV. Not one day.

39:02

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40:31

we haven't even gotten into pop culture hour. Do

40:33

it, bitch. We haven't even discussed. You guys, we're

40:35

just going to discuss two things because that's all

40:37

I give a fuck about right now. The Academy

40:39

Awards, let's talk about it. And let's talk about

40:41

Kate Middleton's, where the mystery, the conspiracy. Where in

40:44

the world is Kate Middleton? Where the

40:46

fuck? So first, let's

40:48

talk about the Academy Awards. Did you watch them? I

40:51

did, which is kind of a shock, isn't it?

40:53

My sister-in-law was like, I want to do an

40:55

Oscars party. So we went over. It was really,

40:57

we just really watched. It wasn't like anything formal.

41:00

But I'm

41:03

not an award show girly. I

41:05

have like a natural, I repel

41:08

all things award shows. I don't know if I'm

41:10

jealous, but it's been even since I

41:12

worked at Sirius. This is like a

41:15

longstanding loathing of award

41:17

shows. Interesting. But I did

41:20

enjoy myself. I did enjoy. I

41:23

feel the exact opposite. I

41:27

get so excited for award shows. It makes

41:29

it remind, like ever since I was a

41:31

little girl, it's like I would look forward

41:33

to the Academy Awards, to the Golden Globes,

41:36

to the SAG Awards, fucking anything. I loved

41:38

watching not just the red carpet,

41:40

but the entire award show. I

41:42

just like, I feel feelings when

41:45

I watch it happening. And

41:47

so yesterday, I was like, should we

41:49

take the kids to the Grove, like blah, blah, blah. And

41:51

I was like, yeah. And then I realized that they had

41:53

bumped up to make it earlier. So

41:56

it's like actually like Bo, the awards are

41:58

like earlier, and I want to see everybody's out. maybe

42:00

like let's just stay in. He's like, what time was

42:02

it? Like three or four for you? It was a

42:04

four. Yeah. So he's like, he was like,

42:07

okay, well then I'll just take Hartford to the Grove. And I was

42:10

like, no, cause like I want her to hang around me. Like

42:13

I was, I

42:15

was like craving like Hartford time. Well, I

42:17

feel like what the, what the Superbowl is

42:19

to people that like sports, this is what

42:21

the Oscars is, right? To women. Yeah, no,

42:23

that's what I said. So, so this, so

42:25

then I decided, I was like, fuck it.

42:27

We'll just all go and we'll take my

42:29

third. I don't want

42:31

it to just be me and Messer here watching the

42:33

award show. Like I wanted Hartford here too. So we

42:36

go to the Grove and I'm like, you know, I

42:38

say this to Beau, I was like Beau, like I'm

42:40

bouncing the baby, we're trying to feed Hartford. And I'm

42:42

trying to scroll, refresh, refresh, looking at everyone's outfits,

42:44

refresh, refresh. And I'm like, this is bullshit.

42:46

This is actually like, if I were to

42:49

have looked at you during the Superbowl and

42:51

said, let's go to the fucking Grove, didn't

42:53

you, didn't you do that? That

42:56

was different. We didn't leave because I wanted to go

42:58

do something fun. We left because it was

43:00

time to put the baby down. And I didn't

43:02

want to ruin his schedule. And then

43:05

it'd be up all night long. But

43:07

you're saying the Oscars are in the same

43:10

level of respect as the fucking Superbowl. Yes.

43:13

So after we were done like getting

43:15

dinner, lunch, whatever it was that

43:18

we got, we like raced home and like I

43:20

put it on and I like Hartford screaming at

43:22

me, asking me for things. Then I realized daylight

43:24

savings time, it's already 6.30. So

43:26

I'm trying to like rewind and like watch

43:28

the Academy Awards and I'm

43:30

like, how are any parents watching

43:33

this right now? Because I just

43:35

realized now it's time to go, time to go

43:37

give my baby bath, even though the sun is

43:40

shining brightly than ever, fuck daylight savings time. So

43:42

crazy. Well, because over here it's a nighttime

43:44

show. It starts at like seven, you know what I mean? Yeah.

43:47

So, but I didn't stop my nephews from literally

43:49

building forts in the middle of us watching it.

43:51

Just one of my nephews was like, I just

43:53

want to build a fort. We were like, this

43:55

is not the venue. We're trying to list Andre

43:57

Bocelli saying we want to cry. Bye. But

44:01

I actually enjoyed these. I really did enjoy

44:03

these award shows. Okay, well I didn't get

44:05

to watch all of them. So after I

44:07

put Messer down, I already saw that Emma

44:10

Stone had like one best actress and I

44:12

was like, I'm missing a lot. I'm missing

44:14

it all. So I tried to rewind and

44:16

so like I watched opening monologue. I watched,

44:18

you know, I fast forwarded through some things.

44:20

So like I watched some of it just

44:22

like not live in its entirety,

44:24

but the little parts that I did see,

44:27

I get emotional. I

44:30

get emotional even if it's boring. But Jimmy

44:32

Kimmel was kind of bore bore. His jokes

44:34

were kind of lame, but it still made

44:37

me emotional. It's like the movie magic. It's

44:39

like Hollywood. It's just, it's watching all of

44:41

these people do these

44:44

very privileged things and pat themselves on the

44:46

back and be like, who me? It's so

44:48

self gratifying. It's so, so it is. And

44:51

I still, I love it. I love to

44:53

watch it. Zero complaints. I woke up and

44:55

saw all of these complaints about it, being

44:58

like, are we over the Oscars yet? Like, you know,

45:01

it is so self aggrandizing and

45:03

just so out of touch. And

45:05

I'm like, who cares? It's fun.

45:07

It's fun to watch people think

45:09

this of themselves. Like let them

45:11

pat themselves on the back. Like,

45:13

fuck it. Let them

45:15

literally make pretending for a

45:17

living be more important

45:19

than teaching, than the medicine.

45:22

Yeah, you know what? Who

45:24

cares though? It's like, it's just like one night.

45:26

You know what I mean? Well, they have a

45:28

lot of board shows. Yeah, they have a lot

45:30

of nights. But it's just like, we're not hurting

45:32

anyone by letting them

45:35

act like they're all curing cancer.

45:38

They all act that way. They all act

45:40

that way. Seriously. It's so seriously, but I

45:42

love it. You know, it's like,

45:44

it's the way that like, I feel like how

45:46

would you do this? The delusions of menger. It

45:50

just makes me think of like old Hollywood

45:52

and just, I can get that, I can

45:54

understand that sentiment and like towards that nostalgia.

45:56

Of course, it also kind of feels like, this is the

45:58

thing I will say about that. Oscars. I

46:01

get it, Academy. They're like, and we

46:03

love movie theaters. It's like, we get

46:05

it. And nothing's gonna win from streaming

46:07

because you guys hate streaming for

46:10

a fair read. I understand it. Like

46:12

the strike made me really understand way more

46:15

about the industry. I mean, so I

46:17

get why they were all pushing the

46:19

agenda of like in a theater, in

46:21

a theater, in a movie, movie theater,

46:23

like we got it. And

46:26

like, but so Taina did a really

46:28

good job of watching almost every nomination

46:31

for Best Picture before. So we feel

46:33

very seriously, Tay makes me do it.

46:35

So that's so great. So American

46:37

fiction, we, we, it was on the docket and we

46:40

just got wrapped up with work so we didn't have

46:42

a chance to watch it. And then also

46:44

the zone. Oh my God, that's gonna drive

46:46

me. I haven't seen anything. I literally only

46:48

saw Barbie. Oh, really? Yeah. I know.

46:50

I'm, I'm, I don't even care who

46:52

wins. I just like watching the word show. Like

46:54

I literally didn't see anything. Really?

46:57

I have to just just for myself. Hey, best

46:59

picture American fiction. We didn't see anatomy before we

47:01

saw it. Barbie, we saw it. The Holdovers. We

47:03

saw it. Killers of the family. We thought in

47:05

the end, my throat, we watched it

47:08

past lives. We just watched it. Poor things. I

47:10

watched it. It's so freaking weird. I didn't want

47:12

to do that. Don't have interest. We didn't

47:14

see. So we didn't see two out of

47:16

like how many 10. So I have a

47:18

firm grasp on this. Poor things is the

47:20

most fucked up movie I've ever seen. I

47:23

was like, I hate this. Okay. It's I

47:29

don't want to totally spoil it, but like there's a

47:31

lot of like in it. Okay.

47:34

And I'm approved. So maybe this

47:36

is just me and my, my

47:38

Catholicness coming out. But, um, I

47:41

just so much so I, like,

47:43

I remember at one point I was like, the director

47:45

is a perv. Like I have this thing

47:47

where I hate when directors like involve

47:50

unnecessary gratuitous sex scenes. I feel like

47:52

they're just like getting off

47:54

on these like gorgeous actresses who are just

47:56

like committing to the craft. And I feel

47:58

like on their behalf. But Emma

48:00

Stone is empowered and awesome and she wouldn't do anything

48:02

she didn't want to do and like, Oh. Jorgis, Hufflepuff,

48:06

or whatever the fuck his last name

48:08

is, did a great job. It was

48:10

like a movie where you're like, that's

48:13

an Oscar contender. Like, it's visually like,

48:15

you're like in a Tim Burton. Like,

48:17

the set is very weird and messy.

48:20

That's why I want to see it. I love Emma

48:22

Stone. Yeah. I loved the costumes. Every

48:24

photo I saw is amazing. The set

48:27

looks cool. And so like those things together

48:29

made me want to see it. But if

48:31

it's like, no, it's actually great.

48:33

Well, at the beginning too, I was like, Emma

48:35

Stone's overacting and it's almost like,

48:38

you're in trouble, girl. This is problematic the way

48:40

you're acting. Like, I was like, this is not

48:43

going to age well. And then you

48:46

realize what's happening and you're like, oh, she

48:48

did a great job. I don't

48:50

want to give anything away, but like, there are moments where

48:52

you want to bail and you're like, I can't watch her

48:54

act like this the whole time. And you're like, wait, this

48:56

makes sense. And it's going to evolve. And then there's moments

48:59

where you're like, oh my God, this acts. And then it's

49:01

like, oh, okay, we're off. So we're moving on. We're

49:03

back. It was like, that was like

49:05

a lot of it for me. So, okay. But

49:08

I actually think it really like,

49:10

I think you should have won all of the

49:12

awards. Oh, for real. I

49:14

think you should have won best picture. It was

49:16

just so unique, you know, the ones

49:19

that deserve to win like a unique

49:21

storyline and just beautifully shot. And just

49:23

like giving

49:26

a fuck artistically and

49:28

Oppenheimer Schmappenheimer, like, what

49:31

abs? It's like a less good

49:34

imitation game. Okay. All right.

49:37

That's how I feel. Take

49:40

your I have no opinions on what

49:42

was nominated or what won

49:45

because I haven't seen shit. I

49:47

was there for the

49:50

show, the sparkle, the pizzazz,

49:52

the dresses, the makeup, the

49:54

padding themselves on their backs.

49:57

I was there for Ken. I was there for.

50:00

I was there for Mia

50:02

and Sebastian. You

50:04

know what I'm talking about? Who's a Mia? Who's

50:06

a Sebastian? OGs will

50:08

know. OGs will fucking know. You fucking

50:10

idiots! Emma

50:14

Stone and Ryan Gosling from La

50:16

La Land. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Oh

50:19

yeah, your favorite of all time.

50:21

When I saw Ryan Gosling, it

50:24

was like one second long interact with

50:26

Emma Stone during his Ken performance. Did

50:29

they give you all the feels? No,

50:31

I all of a sudden

50:33

started feeling wetness and I was like no. I

50:36

was like no. I, not wetness

50:38

down there. Oh my God, that sounded so weird if you're

50:40

not watching us. Why don't you just listen to us. I

50:43

mean, I started to cry and I couldn't believe. I couldn't

50:45

believe. Yeah, the corner of my eye. I felt like a

50:47

tear literally coming down and I was like, this

50:49

is so embarrassing that this is,

50:52

that was like, it was like a one second

50:54

interaction. So when I learned

50:56

every word to that fucking song

50:59

for tour and it sounded like,

51:01

we're not doing the medley. I was

51:03

like, I've been in my studio apartment at

51:05

four in the morning drunk, practicing,

51:07

this song whisper dancing so

51:10

that Taylor doesn't wake up. Literally. Yeah, yeah,

51:12

yeah, yeah. Sorry, sorry, sorry about that. Whatever.

51:14

It's a great song. Did you like Ryan

51:17

Gosling's performance? I love anything he does.

51:19

He is just delicious. He was so

51:21

great. I love him. Okay, this

51:23

is the thing. The performance, it's like at first

51:25

I was like, oh my God, this

51:27

is the best. That was terrible. And then when I

51:29

watched it back, I was like, let me watch it

51:31

again. I was like, correct. He's

51:33

not that good. And

51:36

he was wearing sunglasses the whole time and he

51:38

was kind of low energy and

51:41

all the rest of the Ken's were so much better. And then

51:43

I had to remind myself, I was like, he's

51:46

better at like, not

51:48

stage stuff. You know what I mean?

51:50

I mean, I'm a great

51:53

musical theater performer on camera. Right.

51:56

Because you don't have to be high energy. It's different when you're on

51:58

a stage. So I'm like, that's, I think why. This

52:01

is so bad. Like, and it just

52:03

was like kind of messy. And he just didn't give a fuck,

52:05

but at the same time, I loved it. He did. He was

52:07

using his mark and he was on... No, he was like, I

52:09

don't care. He didn't give a fuck. He didn't give a fuck,

52:11

but I still loved every second of it. Me

52:13

too. I loved it more. If he had been

52:15

too polished, it would have been like icky, like

52:17

a boy band. You think? Yeah. No,

52:20

I wanted to see Hugh Jackman. I wanted him

52:22

to give Hugh Jackman commits. Ain't

52:24

gonna happen. No. Hugh Jackman is

52:26

the most talented man. Don't even get me started

52:28

on Greater Summit. The way they were robbed at

52:30

the Oscars. Yeah, no, for sure. The way they

52:32

were snubbed. Yeah,

52:35

for sure. Who was your favorite

52:37

dress? What was your favorite dress? I actually

52:39

have to say it was... Oh

52:41

my God. Why am I blank on her name

52:43

right now? Oh my God. She was in Oppenheimer.

52:45

No, I lied. She was in Maestro. Kari

52:49

Mulligan. Oh, she was my... That's my... I

52:52

have two. Her and Lupita. Lupita.

52:55

Those two dresses. You can't...

52:58

You can't... Can't touch them. You can't

53:00

touch them. They were insane. You

53:03

know what? America Ferreira's dress was more simple,

53:05

and I think it didn't get enough attention,

53:07

but it was on camera, in motion, it

53:10

was stunning. No, it was stunning, and at

53:12

first... So let's talk about this. Let's talk

53:14

about this. Because let's talk about the Margot

53:16

Robbie of it all. She rarely mailed it

53:18

in. What? She

53:21

mailed it in, Margot Robbie. So this

53:23

is my theory with Margot Robbie. Was

53:27

she boycotting by wearing what? Well,

53:29

so there are some theories that there's

53:32

that. There are

53:34

some people saying, which I like this idea.

53:36

So they both wore... America Ferreira and Margot

53:38

Robbie both wore, I think it was Versace.

53:41

And so it's the same... They're

53:43

wearing the same material in different colors. So it

53:45

was like the yin and yang

53:47

thing. And so because

53:50

Margot Robbie got to wear all of these amazing, pink,

53:52

cool outfits during the whole press tour and

53:55

America Ferreira didn't, it was like

53:57

a reversal. It

54:00

was like Margot Robbie

54:03

took a step back because it was America's

54:05

time. So it wasn't like a dig. We

54:10

don't know for sure. No one knows

54:12

either. More supportive than anything. And

54:14

let me just say Margot Robbie is fucking

54:16

stunning. No

54:19

matter what. I mean she looked stunning

54:21

but I just don't think Margot Robbie cares about fashion. I don't

54:24

think she cares. I don't think she cares. And that's like not

54:26

her thing. She doesn't need to be the most stylish one. She's

54:28

like that. She doesn't give a fuck. She's like just as long

54:30

as I look pretty. She can't look bad if she fucking tries.

54:32

Okay. Yeah. She

54:35

literally could never. But that's the thing too is that like Zendaya

54:37

can do no wrong. She is a

54:39

queen angel of fashion and I love her. But

54:45

Zendaya always like really like brings such fashion. And

54:47

her dress was like pretty but like it's so

54:49

like she's so over the top but she was

54:51

a presenter. She was not like an average woman.

54:54

She was not like I love her look. It

54:57

was great. But I just like I like

54:59

what she really goes over the top. Like

55:01

Zendaya in fucking Ariana Grande's dress. You know

55:04

what I'm saying. Yeah.

55:06

I see what you're saying. But no but I like

55:08

Zendaya's dress more. But she

55:11

wasn't nominated for anything. And she's always

55:13

doing the most. And still with her

55:15

dress she was still doing more than

55:17

most of the people anyway. That's true.

55:19

That's true. I think

55:21

that everyone wants Margot Robbie to be a fashion

55:23

girlie. I'm down. Like I

55:26

see all the TikToks about how Margot Robbie

55:28

like because she works with Chanel she contracted

55:30

with Chanel and they're like this is the

55:32

worst brand for her. Just like doesn't fit

55:35

with her. She doesn't give a fuck

55:37

you guys. Like stop trying to make her like

55:39

miss fashion. She doesn't care. She just likes to

55:41

work with the brand that she likes. She wants

55:43

to look hot. She wants to look pretty. And

55:46

like she does nailed it. Nailed what she came

55:48

to do. Fashion's not her priority. So

55:50

let's stop trying to push it on her.

55:52

Honestly that's fair. You're right. But I will

55:54

say like it's almost it's a sin. Like

55:56

you can't have a body like that. And.

56:00

like they were

56:02

giving mother of the bride that

56:04

dress very under the right day

56:06

it was giving cash a what's

56:09

it you were absolutely fucking

56:11

insane who's outfit did you

56:13

hate I

56:17

fucking hated and I love

56:19

these two I fucking hate Florence

56:22

pews dress and also Emily Blunt

56:24

okay so I am NOT here

56:26

for the shoulders this is the

56:28

thing I when I thought

56:30

Emily Blunt I was like it's too much there's too much

56:32

to go on like I didn't even notice the shoulders because

56:34

of the underpants part and just

56:36

because of everything there was too much going on and then the hair I was

56:39

like none of this is making sense to me like I like the hair on

56:41

its own I like the necklaces on its

56:43

own I like everything on it's on its own

56:45

and actually I like the straps on

56:47

their own if it one person had done it it

56:50

in one person had done it right but

56:52

if one if Emily Blunt had slicked back

56:54

her hair not on top of her head

56:56

slicked it back taking off all the necklaces

56:58

and let these weird straps be

57:01

the thing yeah I would have loved it and

57:03

if but Florence couldn't have done it only

57:05

one person can do the rate the

57:07

magic straps okay there's one another person has it's just

57:10

like oh now this is just like gimmicking like other

57:12

people are doing what this is like a new thing

57:14

no it like cheapened it that two people did it

57:16

you know what you're like nervous and you like your

57:18

shoulders literally go up to your ears that's

57:21

the dress like the dress

57:23

is giving I'm nervous the

57:25

dress is giving sit sit tall you have

57:27

that posture it's the best posture dress I

57:30

hate those straps I hate those magic

57:32

straps like you will not

57:34

see me watch in like two months

57:36

I'll be like look at my bad

57:39

man and I love I love a

57:41

shoulder pad and it's kind of giving

57:43

shoulder yeah but I don't know I

57:45

think that this is like such like

57:47

nice try it's not happening okay

57:50

yeah no I agree it's like not the best but

57:52

like it could have been a moment if it was

57:54

done correctly but I also do think Florence looks great

57:56

I mean Florence is a star but

57:58

like it's it just I I equally

58:01

hated both of their magic straps. How

58:03

did you feel about Emma Stone and Jennifer Lawrence's dresses?

58:06

You know, okay. So Emma,

58:09

I adore, and it's Louis Vuitton, which

58:11

I love Louis Vuitton, but like, I

58:14

love a peplum usually, but it just felt like,

58:16

we don't do that anymore, girl. Get outta here

58:18

with that peplum. Yeah, it did feel like she

58:20

did, like, she looks beautiful. It's like, everyone looks

58:22

beautiful. So when we come for their

58:24

dresses, it's like not about like, like, you can't

58:27

deny that like, they looked great, she looked great,

58:29

but like, this doesn't, out

58:32

of all the dresses in the world, everyone's having so much fun

58:34

with fashion right now. Why? Why?

58:36

Like, what's like, have such, I don't know, maybe she

58:38

wanted to look timeless, which is something that

58:41

I normally gravitate towards. Yeah,

58:43

but timeless would be cut that fucking peplum off. And

58:46

just wear that gorgeous minty green,

58:48

like, fitted dress, you know what I mean?

58:51

Yeah, I just think, yeah, I loved her after party

58:53

dress. I don't know what it looked like. Oh, it's

58:56

fucking good. You need to look it up. Oh,

58:58

you're gonna want it for yourself. It's so

59:00

good. Describe it. It's sparkly

59:03

and it like, fringy-ish, like,

59:05

but not fringe, it's not fringe,

59:08

but like, it shows part, like, one

59:10

leg, it was short to the

59:12

Vanity Fair party. It's, it's,

59:15

okay. I

59:17

love it. It's like, uh,

59:20

see-through? And like, it's a little

59:22

see-through. Yeah. And it's got

59:24

like, one, like, like, high-low? Yeah. But

59:27

on one side, I don't know, I fucking, I

59:29

love it. I absolutely hate it. I hate it

59:31

more than a green one. Wow.

59:34

Wow. Why do you hate it? It's

59:37

just like, pleurf. I

59:40

don't know. What is wrong with you? It's flurfy.

59:42

It's like, it's like frumpy.

59:45

I would have worn that. No, I wouldn't

59:47

have let you worn it. I would have worn that.

59:50

No. If you were

59:52

doing a cover for a book, because I'm

59:54

usually very involved in that, when

59:57

you took a picture in a dress like that, I would, well, if you

59:59

showed me the dress before. if there was an opportunity to

1:00:01

change it, I'd say, girl, mm-mm,

1:00:04

I wouldn't listen to you. It's nay on

1:00:06

the front pay, you know what I'm saying? No,

1:00:08

you're insane. Okay, fine. And

1:00:11

then Jennifer Lawrence, polka

1:00:13

dots? She

1:00:15

is so gorgeous. She looks at

1:00:17

everything. But again, like, hmm.

1:00:21

And I like a polka dot, just not, I think, was

1:00:23

like a ball down, yeah.

1:00:25

And also, it's like she has such a

1:00:27

hub body that to me, that was a

1:00:29

dress that you wear. That

1:00:32

to me was mother of the bride dress, where

1:00:34

it's like, you wanna cover this part of you

1:00:36

and make sure all your, you know, that

1:00:40

to me felt way more mature,

1:00:42

the dress. But yes, she looks fucking gorgeous.

1:00:44

I loved her dress at the Vanity Fair.

1:00:47

It was giving pride and prejudice in

1:00:50

the best way possible. You're gonna hate it. I'm

1:00:52

gonna fucking hate it. You're gonna fucking hate it.

1:00:54

It's so funny how our fashions,

1:00:58

you and I have evolved so much. Because

1:01:00

we've known each other for so long now.

1:01:02

We've known such different phases of our fashions.

1:01:05

And I do feel like we've

1:01:07

overlapped for the majority of the

1:01:09

time. But again, I'm gonna bring

1:01:11

this really stanky phase. And

1:01:13

I'm not. I

1:01:16

have a- You mean Jack, bitch. You have to keep me.

1:01:18

I don't wanna get tacky. No, I won't

1:01:21

let you get tacky. This is the thing, I don't know

1:01:23

who I'm going to be yet. Kylie

1:01:26

Jenner just commented, did an interview

1:01:28

the other day about her line, Kai,

1:01:30

or whatever, where she said that,

1:01:34

did you see it yet? I'm looking. It's very hard to

1:01:36

get a picture. She like crunched over in all of them.

1:01:39

It's like mustardy, yellow or like a

1:01:41

gold. No, it's like a cream. Oh,

1:01:45

I must be looking at old ones. Why is

1:01:47

this so hard? While you look. Kylie

1:01:50

Jenner said recently in an interview, because

1:01:52

people are like, your style has changed.

1:01:54

Now you're like dressing, you know, fucking

1:01:57

what, classic. This

1:01:59

whole like- like quiet luxury, like sophisticated

1:02:01

stuff. And she said, honestly,

1:02:03

like, it

1:02:07

takes me a while to feel like

1:02:09

myself again after I give birth. And

1:02:11

it felt like when I finally got

1:02:13

my body back, like all the trends

1:02:15

had changed. So like, that's why my

1:02:17

style is different. So right now I

1:02:20

don't have my body back yet. I don't fit in

1:02:22

all my old clothes yet. So I

1:02:24

don't know what my style is or is

1:02:26

going to be moving forward. I get it.

1:02:30

For so long, I was like the

1:02:32

queen of matching sets. Like

1:02:34

I was a matching set, matching set was

1:02:36

my personality. I've now realized, whoa, thanks for

1:02:39

being friends with me during that period of

1:02:41

my life. I love a matching set. I

1:02:43

love a matching set. Yeah, but girl, I

1:02:45

went too far with it. I really like

1:02:47

everything in my closet. But like, you know

1:02:50

those like flowy like pants that I've worn

1:02:52

like forever, the cream

1:02:54

and the black. Like, they're

1:02:56

no longer a part of me. And I'm just like,

1:02:58

who am I? You know what

1:03:00

I mean? Yes, I know what you mean. Like I

1:03:02

am looking forward to that day

1:03:04

when all the things that I am

1:03:07

right now are no longer. Like these

1:03:09

oversized sweaters and oversized button downs. I'm

1:03:11

like looking forward to the day when

1:03:13

I'm like, I don't wear these anymore.

1:03:15

Right. Like I love

1:03:17

them right now. Cause I feel comfortable. Yep.

1:03:20

And like, I still think they're like, I

1:03:22

think enough. You

1:03:24

will never see a time when an oversized

1:03:26

white crisp button down or blue and white

1:03:28

stripes or even like a French blue one

1:03:31

is not in vogue. You fucking built it

1:03:33

with a heel. You are sex on a

1:03:35

stick, bitch. Yeah, but I just can't wait

1:03:37

till like, that's

1:03:40

not it all the time. Yeah. You

1:03:43

know, I know what you crop top now.

1:03:45

That's my personality, a colorful crop top. But

1:03:47

I love that for you. Everyone should go

1:03:49

through a crop top phase in their life.

1:03:51

You know, I wore that off the shoulder

1:03:53

shirt with those jeans. That was a Claudia

1:03:55

call, by the way. I

1:03:57

had white flowy see through pants and Claudia was like, no. put

1:04:01

on shorts and grow the fuck up. And I was

1:04:03

like, oh my God, I love that. Because you know

1:04:05

that I will always end forever until

1:04:07

I die. Be a denim

1:04:09

shorts with a nice top

1:04:12

and a cute shoe girly. It's

1:04:15

forever. It's the only thing that even throughout

1:04:17

all of the inner pumperoles, all my 20s,

1:04:20

and I don't think I will ever grow

1:04:22

out of that. I don't think I ever

1:04:24

will. You shouldn't. It's amazing. Even if it's

1:04:26

done, even if the look is dead, even

1:04:28

if it makes me look dated, even

1:04:31

if it's just like, God, get on with it. Like,

1:04:33

find something new. I don't think I

1:04:35

can. Do not. Pride and true. So good. My

1:04:37

jeans, by the way, they're my brothers. Did

1:04:41

you find Jennifer Lawrence's dress yet? Pride and Prejudice? No, I

1:04:44

can't find it. I fucking give up every dress you've ever

1:04:46

fucking worn in the face of the planet is online, except

1:04:48

that one from last night. Okay, cool.

1:04:51

Well, you wouldn't like it anyway. I wouldn't. Also,

1:04:53

so Oppenheimer won, right? Yeah,

1:04:55

Oppenheimer won. So when

1:04:58

I went to Birds the other day, you know, that restaurant

1:05:00

that, it's like right down the street. I think we've taken

1:05:02

you there. When I was pregnant, we went and ate there.

1:05:05

And Christopher Nolan was right

1:05:07

there. Do you feel lunch? Yeah, and Beau was

1:05:09

like, oh, he lives in our neighborhood. And I

1:05:11

was like, what? What? That's cool.

1:05:14

Would you please social climb him? Thank you. Well,

1:05:16

no, like I thought about, I was like, that's,

1:05:19

how do people social climb? You know, it's

1:05:21

like. I'll tell you. I'll give

1:05:23

you the blueprint of how I did it with you. You

1:05:29

gotta get Christopher Nolan to date somebody

1:05:31

that's horrible to him. Okay. That's

1:05:33

step one. Step

1:05:35

two, have a nicer apartment than him that

1:05:37

he can come to for refuge. Part

1:05:40

three. Yet, let's go

1:05:42

house members. Dying.

1:05:50

Okay, dying. Do we

1:05:52

have anything? Did you like

1:05:54

how I just like threw that out there to like

1:05:56

humble, to just to brag real fast? Christopher

1:05:59

Nolan. What's the darn

1:06:01

favor? I love it. You know nothing excites

1:06:03

me more than an opportunity to social climb. It

1:06:05

just made you, it just, it just made

1:06:08

me feel the same way that I feel when

1:06:10

I watch the Academy Awards, the same way I

1:06:12

feel when I do the studio tour of Ride

1:06:14

at Universal. You fucking love that ride. Let me

1:06:16

tell you something about my best friend. The

1:06:19

best loved that ride. I was so

1:06:21

mad we were on that ride, but honestly, it actually

1:06:23

ended up being pretty fun. But

1:06:25

I just like, I love

1:06:27

movie magic. I love Hollywood.

1:06:31

The way, like the stereotypical Hollywood, you know what

1:06:33

I mean? The way we think of them. It's

1:06:36

just, you know, the way

1:06:38

that the guy, the old guy in

1:06:40

The Holiday talks about it, that

1:06:42

type of Hollywood. Yes. You

1:06:44

know. You really do. Yes, I know what

1:06:47

you're saying. You really do. And that's how

1:06:49

I felt when Chris Renold was sitting by

1:06:51

us. Like if you would have told 10

1:06:54

year old Stacey, you know,

1:06:56

as she was watching the Academy Awards and she

1:06:58

was little, that like one day you're going

1:07:01

to be living in the same neighborhood as someone

1:07:03

who's winning Best Picture. That

1:07:05

would have really, you know, that would

1:07:07

have. It's going to cry again. Yeah.

1:07:09

You know, that's fucking cool.

1:07:11

You're doing it, little Stacey. You

1:07:13

doing it. Doing inner child work

1:07:15

right now. Are you? Anyway,

1:07:18

no, I'm not. Should I? I

1:07:20

don't know. I just like, I hear

1:07:22

people talk about it all the time and I'm like, should I

1:07:24

do that? I don't know. I don't have

1:07:27

any problems. I thought you said that. There's

1:07:31

not much I wanted to complain about. I'd

1:07:34

like perfect. I need to work on absolutely

1:07:36

literally nothing at all. Do

1:07:39

we have anything more to say about the Academy Awards?

1:07:41

Everybody was orange and I don't like, does anybody have

1:07:44

access to a good spray tan? Give me a fucking

1:07:46

break. I know the queen of orange hands should really

1:07:48

be talking right now, but it takes one to know

1:07:50

one. I mean, I don't. We're

1:07:52

ridiculous. I don't feel that way. Oh, wait.

1:07:55

I have to say something. Like I know it's like

1:07:58

Vanessa Hudgens. What the fuck was she? What

1:08:00

are you doing there? No, she was

1:08:02

interviewing on the red carpet. For E.D.D.? She

1:08:05

does E.D.? Not for E, so for something else.

1:08:08

Yeah. Okay. I

1:08:10

was just so disappointed in her pregnancy look, because this

1:08:12

is the thing, you know, I know it's like, let's

1:08:14

not come at pregnant women and their outfits, but like,

1:08:16

what? I've been pregnant. I'm

1:08:18

allowed. I'm allowed. You got,

1:08:21

and people came for your looks and your pregnancy so it

1:08:23

turned. Yeah, so like, I'm allowed. Yeah.

1:08:26

That black, like, she

1:08:28

wore a tight black turtleneck

1:08:30

dress. Yeah. That's the type

1:08:32

of shit that like us

1:08:35

basic bitches wear. Us plebeians.

1:08:37

Like, I wore that during my pregnancy.

1:08:40

When I look at the Academy Awards, I want to see

1:08:42

something that I don't have access to. Yeah.

1:08:45

You know? And that's how I felt about

1:08:47

Vanessa Hudgens' dress. It's like, don't, come on. Like,

1:08:49

we're all, like, that's, the rest of us, people

1:08:51

on Pinterest, we're all pinning, you know, when

1:08:54

we get pregnant, like, black turtleneck dresses. Like,

1:08:57

it's very, and the naming artist, Breylyn,

1:08:59

okay? So, like, that's like, literally like

1:09:01

what all pregnant women in this country

1:09:04

are wearing, like black turtleneck type dresses.

1:09:06

Show me something else. I did like her

1:09:08

underpants showing though. I love it on

1:09:10

your pants. I'm really here for sheer

1:09:13

dresses with underpants. It wasn't sheer. You're

1:09:15

talking about her after, you're talking about her after dress. No,

1:09:18

maybe I am. She had two black dresses?

1:09:20

Is that what she did? Yeah, she did.

1:09:22

Okay, I'm doing the after-party one. Yeah,

1:09:24

I mean, I don't know. I've

1:09:26

really had a, I really had an issue

1:09:28

with Vanessa Hudgies ever since she came out

1:09:30

with the song, Sneaker Night. I

1:09:32

have an issue with it. I have no idea

1:09:35

what you're talking about. Basically what we're gonna do

1:09:37

is dance. Basically what we're gonna do

1:09:39

is dance. Basically what we're gonna

1:09:41

do is dance. We're gonna dance

1:09:43

at Sneaker Night. Literally that's a song. It

1:09:45

doesn't rhyme. It makes no sense. What

1:09:48

year was it? It was a commercial for Sketchers,

1:09:50

but it was also like an original Vanessa Hudgies

1:09:53

song. So this was like 10 years ago, Taylor.

1:09:55

Yeah, and I'll never get over it. You

1:09:57

know what, I'll never get over with Vanessa Hudgies? What? that

1:10:00

she claims to be the queen of Halloween. And I just feel

1:10:02

like that's me. Yeah, she's honestly, she's

1:10:04

a brand stealer. She's

1:10:06

a sneaker pusher. And

1:10:09

she's apparently a basic bitch on the red

1:10:12

carpet. Oh my God,

1:10:14

am I Vanessa Hudgens? Oh my God, you would never

1:10:16

say that ever again. Why do

1:10:18

we not like Vanessa? Oh yeah, you don't. I'm not a

1:10:21

sneaker, no. That

1:10:24

little something about Vanessa Hudgens, I will never forget. First

1:10:27

of all, I do not know her, okay? So like,

1:10:29

it's always so weird when it's like a celebrity that

1:10:31

like you could know. Yeah. Like, you know,

1:10:33

I don't know her. But I

1:10:35

saw, remember when Busy Phillips had

1:10:38

that show? That talk show? Yeah.

1:10:41

Oh my God, remember how we talked about that talk

1:10:43

show? Yeah. When we talked

1:10:45

about it. And then we really walked it back.

1:10:48

Yeah, we got really scared. Yeah,

1:10:50

she had Vanessa Hudgens on. And

1:10:53

all Vanessa Hudgens talked about was how like her

1:10:56

version of partying is SoulCycle.

1:10:59

That's so misery. And

1:11:01

she's like, I'm in the SoulCycle classes. And

1:11:03

I'm like, yeah, yeah, it's the best time.

1:11:06

Like she literally talked about SoulCycle the way

1:11:08

that I talk about Dirty Martini's at the

1:11:10

Polo Lounge. Oh my God,

1:11:12

I'm salivating. And it like freaked

1:11:15

me out. Because I'm just like, I

1:11:18

could never imagine loving an exercise

1:11:20

or like something like, no. It

1:11:23

was just so. People that do exercise for fun have

1:11:25

a mental illness as well. Yeah, I agree. I agree.

1:11:28

I mean, that's just like you guys. I

1:11:30

respect you doing it. I wish I

1:11:32

was motivated. I need to get motivated. I

1:11:34

have the utmost respect for people that exercise.

1:11:37

But if you like pretending it's fun, get

1:11:39

the fuck out of here. I know. And

1:11:41

so ever since I saw that, I was like, Vanessa,

1:11:43

I like Vanessa Hudgens a lot. I do. And

1:11:46

I like that she's a Halloween queen, even though

1:11:48

I feel threatened. You know? But

1:11:51

you're telling me that working out is your fun. And

1:11:54

now I just, I don't know. And

1:11:56

I can't trust anything you say. Everything that

1:11:58

you say is just like, yeah. Is

1:12:00

this a song or is this a campaign with sketchers?

1:12:02

I'll never know. What

1:12:04

came first? The song or the campaign?

1:12:06

I need answers. Okay,

1:12:09

I really do think that is all my

1:12:11

Academy Awards shit. Do you have, do you?

1:12:13

Yeah, I mean, there was like nothing else

1:12:15

that like stood out. How Pacino going, my

1:12:18

eyes stay open, Haima. Did you get that?

1:12:20

I didn't see that, no. He announced the

1:12:22

best picture winner and he was acting so

1:12:24

weird. And like, you know how they usually

1:12:26

run through all of the movies? He didn't.

1:12:28

He just got his little envelope and he

1:12:30

was like, he opened it up and then

1:12:32

he went, my eyes say, my eyes, my

1:12:35

eyes are saying, I did a whole

1:12:37

video because I was like, I could not forget the delivery

1:12:39

that this man just gave. And let me just find

1:12:41

it and I will just play it for myself. So

1:12:43

I can, I literally, I'm

1:12:46

all drunk. And

1:12:50

my eyes see Oppenheimer and

1:12:52

everybody says, so did

1:12:54

Oppenheimer win? No one knew what the fuck was going

1:12:56

on. So I

1:12:58

did have a weed drink cocktail.

1:13:02

So for a while I was like, was it just me? Like,

1:13:04

was that normal and it was me? I

1:13:07

cannot with weed by the way. Weed is not

1:13:10

my friend. I'm like, no, I'm such a loser

1:13:12

on weed. Oh my God. No,

1:13:14

don't you remember the time? Did you ever hear the

1:13:16

story where I accidentally drank a whole bottle of weed

1:13:18

tea in the morning and I had Vanter Pump Rules

1:13:20

interviews and press to do. And I

1:13:22

had to get picked up by my producers in

1:13:25

my car outside of a dry bar. Cause

1:13:28

it started like kicking in when I was getting my hair blown

1:13:30

out. And I was like, I can't, I can't

1:13:32

walk. And so I was

1:13:34

in my car like with both arms up

1:13:36

against the door and

1:13:38

the seat. And my producer had to

1:13:40

come get me and then she had to pull over

1:13:42

and I puked in a grocery dumpster

1:13:45

outside in a grocery parking lot. And

1:13:47

then my other main producer drove to come

1:13:49

make sure I wasn't full of shit and

1:13:52

just didn't want to do interviews. And

1:13:54

so he had to see me puke and they

1:13:57

brought me to the interview space and I just

1:13:59

lied there. on the carpet the whole time,

1:14:01

because I was like, I can't. I

1:14:03

know I'm, I so relate to that.

1:14:05

And I'm never doing it again. Wild.

1:14:08

And somebody was like, yeah, like one of my, we

1:14:10

were at my friend's yesterday, and one of their friends

1:14:12

brought it over. She's like, yeah, it's just like, not

1:14:14

CBD. It's like THC, we drink,

1:14:17

like it's great. It's legal in New Jersey. And

1:14:19

I was like, okay. And I was like, it's

1:14:21

a cocktail. It can't be like real weed. The

1:14:24

first one, first of all, it was delicious. So I drank

1:14:26

first one, I was like, I feel good. And then I

1:14:28

was like, I'm hungry. I'm so

1:14:30

hungry. And then I drank

1:14:33

the second one. And then it was

1:14:36

a rough night. That's all I'll say about it. I woke

1:14:38

up this morning being like, I probably shouldn't drive. I don't

1:14:40

know what's happening. Like, I had so

1:14:43

many hours of sleep. I am

1:14:45

just finally feeling like a human. Okay,

1:14:48

no weed cocktails. Not for me.

1:14:50

Not for me. Delicious though. But

1:14:53

yeah, so Al Pacino was weird. Yes, go, let's do it.

1:14:56

Let's talk about, do you think Kate

1:14:58

Middleton's alive? So here's the thing. I'm

1:15:01

not a royal person. And like, I hit, so,

1:15:03

oh my God, you will die. When I was

1:15:05

in St. Bart's, Pippa Middleton was there at the

1:15:08

same time. I know. And I was like, I

1:15:11

don't give a fuck. Like, I was like, if she literally

1:15:13

was like, no, and I wasn't even looking for

1:15:15

her. And if I did, she wouldn't be doing the things

1:15:17

that you're doing. Oh, shut up. Yes, she would

1:15:19

be. Everybody would be doing the things that I've done. Yes, she would. Nikki

1:15:22

Beach is where everybody who says that Eden Rock was

1:15:24

Nikki Beach. You haven't even been

1:15:26

there. I'm telling

1:15:29

you. We were doing all the things

1:15:31

she would be doing. And Eden Rock kind of

1:15:33

is for losers in my opinion. Actually, I take that

1:15:35

back because my friend Sam was at Eden Rock and

1:15:37

she's fabulous. But like, it just like wasn't, the vibes

1:15:39

weren't vibing for me at Eden Rock. Okay,

1:15:42

I don't know what you're fucking talking about

1:15:44

anyway. Anyway,

1:15:47

but like, who cares about Pippa

1:15:49

and her ass? Who cares about

1:15:51

the royal family? And I was

1:15:53

really, this whole thing, I bet for a while I was like, I

1:15:55

don't care about K-Mealton. I don't care. Who

1:15:57

cares? And now I'm like, oh, I care.

1:16:00

Like what is going on? Let

1:16:03

me give you some back story just in case y'all have been

1:16:05

living under a rock! Kate

1:16:07

Middleton got stomach,

1:16:10

some abdomen abdominal surgery.

1:16:13

Was it plastic? Was it medical? We didn't

1:16:15

know. No one knows. All we know is

1:16:18

that the Buckingham

1:16:20

Palace or whatever, they

1:16:23

released a fucking press release saying

1:16:25

that she's having abdominal surgery

1:16:27

and she will not be seen at

1:16:30

any of her events,

1:16:32

things that she needs to go to until Easter. Okay?

1:16:34

Wow. Which

1:16:37

like, okay fine, that's weird. What

1:16:40

is it? So people are speculating, oh she's getting a hysterectomy

1:16:42

because she doesn't want to have another kid with William because

1:16:44

he sucks. Or did

1:16:46

she, like, did she get a plastic surgery? Mommy

1:16:49

makeover, like a tummy tuck kind of thing? No.

1:16:52

Because she doesn't need it. She doesn't

1:16:54

need it. What could you possibly do to her?

1:16:56

Or like, especially when you're that high profile, I

1:16:58

mean something that I could say is like an

1:17:01

admirable body. She might be like, oh this little

1:17:03

paunch from the babies is bugging me.

1:17:05

She has none. She wears skin tight

1:17:08

outfits like all the time and her

1:17:10

body is insane. It looks like a 14 year

1:17:12

old. Maybe she wants a boob job. Maybe

1:17:15

it's like a whole and a half minute boob thing? Well,

1:17:18

we don't know, okay? And so then people are

1:17:20

like, Prince William, pulled

1:17:22

out of an event

1:17:25

that he was supposed to go to a really important one that

1:17:27

was honoring like his godfather and Prince

1:17:29

Andrew stepped in, which is like not

1:17:31

the fucking vibe. Where

1:17:33

is world government when you need it

1:17:35

to step in? You guys, I'm

1:17:37

here. I'm waiting to take my rightful place as

1:17:40

heir, as ruler, leader. I

1:17:43

will steer this ship that I

1:17:45

call the world to

1:17:47

a better place. Hire me, vote

1:17:50

for me. And

1:17:52

I will unlock all the seals anywhere I want. I

1:17:55

don't know what you're saying. World government!

1:17:58

What's world government? Are you

1:18:00

joking? I don't know. Am I being a

1:18:02

fucking idiot again? Don't

1:18:05

you remember when we talked about this where I said why did

1:18:07

that? Wait, they won't unseal the

1:18:11

papers about Prince Andrew. Yeah. Open them

1:18:13

because they they're already have been unsealed

1:18:15

in the United States. So they can't

1:18:17

use them in the UK because they've

1:18:19

already been unsealed here. And so I

1:18:21

said, where, what the fuck kind of

1:18:23

loophole rule is that where the fuck

1:18:25

is a world government to step in

1:18:27

and say, right, we're

1:18:30

taking the files, stealing them back up

1:18:32

and bringing them to the UK so we can unseal

1:18:34

them again there. Like we need a world government to

1:18:36

monitor all the other government who says, oh, and you

1:18:38

want to be the leader of the world government. I

1:18:41

forgot. Yes, I vote for you. You got my

1:18:43

vote. Yes. Fuck.

1:18:45

But anyway, I'm

1:18:49

so then there was that. And so everyone's like,

1:18:51

oh, Kay Melton's been seen. But has she? And

1:18:53

then this is just where it gets really weird.

1:18:55

And for two to three days,

1:18:58

whatever. So a photo was released

1:19:01

of Kate Melton with her three children. She

1:19:03

wasn't wearing a wedding ring. That was the first thing I

1:19:06

noticed when I thought I caught my eye to. And I

1:19:08

was like, that's a choice. I was like, that's a choice

1:19:10

because like everything the royal family does is calculated. So like

1:19:12

they know like they they know what they're doing and they

1:19:14

like they know how people are going to react. But then

1:19:16

when I looked at it, I was like, this looks like

1:19:19

AI. Like this is not look like a real photo. And

1:19:22

then all of a

1:19:24

sudden the photo was it was

1:19:26

like announced that no one could

1:19:28

use the photo anymore. Like because it

1:19:30

had been doctored. So it had been like either

1:19:33

AI or photoshopped or whatever. But this is like I

1:19:35

don't know that this has happened like the way I

1:19:37

don't know like the right words to say it like

1:19:40

how to explain. But

1:19:42

news outlet like getting images all the places

1:19:44

that like have images to use. They've

1:19:47

deleted it because they

1:19:49

don't think it's real. Because it's been

1:19:51

doctor families request or per like the

1:19:54

press integrity if they even have that.

1:19:57

I what I'm gathering. What

1:20:00

I'm gathering is that it's not per

1:20:02

the royal family's request. They're the

1:20:04

ones that gave up the photo. So,

1:20:07

oh, here's low. AP.

1:20:10

Who's AP? I mean,

1:20:12

Associated Press. Oh, Associated Press killed the

1:20:14

photo because it's deemed doctored enough that

1:20:16

it's a lie. So

1:20:18

I think it's AI. I think that Kensington,

1:20:21

or is it Buckingham Palace or Kensington Palace?

1:20:23

God damn it. Buckingham

1:20:25

Palace. This is why pop culture hour needs

1:20:27

to be clickbait hour, okay? Because I don't

1:20:29

have all the sounds. Because I don't have

1:20:31

fucking hours. Yeah. So,

1:20:34

they released a photo and I'm convinced that it

1:20:36

was, Loja

1:20:40

said, the TikToks sleuths have put together the

1:20:42

outfits and it's pretty likely this was taken

1:20:44

back in November on the same day she

1:20:47

and the kids did the Christmas charity video

1:20:49

that they released in December. So it's not

1:20:51

new. Lots has been changed. So when you

1:20:54

see the photo, now people have circled

1:20:56

all the Photoshop editing fails or whatever

1:20:58

and I'm seeing all of them. I

1:21:01

personally thought that it was AI. I thought that that was

1:21:03

the vibe. But this is what gets even weirder. So the

1:21:05

Associated Press took the photo. So they said, we can't use

1:21:07

it anymore. We had this photo and then everybody picks it

1:21:09

up from Associated Press. So, Associated Press, we're taking

1:21:11

it down because this is a fake photo.

1:21:13

So is that Associated Press also waging war

1:21:15

against Buckingham Palace being like, I don't think

1:21:17

that's a doctored photo. Fuck off. Because

1:21:20

they know the shit storm that this is going

1:21:22

to create. They're like, there's so much beneath the

1:21:24

surface that must be happening for us to get

1:21:26

to this point. Right. And as

1:21:28

of today, Kate Middleton just

1:21:31

released a statement supposedly saying, y'all, I had

1:21:36

a Photoshop fail. Taking

1:21:38

the responsibility. Literally, she

1:21:40

said I had a Photoshop, like not verbatim, but she

1:21:43

said, when you take pictures,

1:21:45

I was playing around with Photoshop or playing

1:21:47

around with editing and like that it was

1:21:49

on me. So is

1:21:54

she a hostage? It's linked

1:21:56

twice if you need help. What's

1:21:59

going on? Why did you,

1:22:01

it's not, first of all, it's not that serious. It's

1:22:03

like weird, it's weird, it's getting, it's not that

1:22:05

serious to have a Photoshop photo. Like why

1:22:07

is it, no. It's getting weirder and weirder.

1:22:09

Like why would the Associated Press take down

1:22:11

a Photoshop photo, like what does it matter?

1:22:14

Like it's what, like so when I first

1:22:16

saw this, I was like is this on

1:22:18

her Instagram? Like what is this? But the

1:22:20

fact that like the Associated Press is just

1:22:22

throwing down the gauntlet. That's what they're doing

1:22:24

by doing this. Like who, who

1:22:26

at Buckingham Palace is tough the Associated

1:22:28

Press? Because there's a bigger issue going

1:22:30

on here. But what it leads me

1:22:32

to believe is conspiracy theories. I had

1:22:34

like my Tim Fuhr, how my Tim Fuhr had

1:22:36

on big time. Yeah, put him on. Putting it

1:22:38

on. I feel like, you

1:22:41

know, okay. So

1:22:43

something nefarious must be going on with her,

1:22:46

with Kate and like

1:22:48

Buckingham Palace is doing back slips to try to

1:22:51

cover it for some reason. And what would that

1:22:53

reason be? To protect one of the men in

1:22:56

Buckingham Palace. It's like what, that's their only

1:22:58

motivation. So it's like, it's

1:23:00

either she had like some major surgery and, but

1:23:02

here's the thing is like, wouldn't they want us

1:23:04

to know if she had surgery and it didn't

1:23:06

go well? Like why would they even lie about

1:23:09

that from like a logistics standpoint? So it's like,

1:23:11

did her and William get

1:23:13

into a fight? Did something really bad happen

1:23:15

to her? Did she piss off Andrea at

1:23:17

a family dinner? Like what happened? Is she

1:23:19

okay? Because why would they even put out

1:23:21

a fake photo in the first place? Like

1:23:24

why couldn't they issue a statement like she's

1:23:26

in recovery? Or like what's the secret they're

1:23:28

trying to hide? And why would they go,

1:23:30

what would be so dire straits if it

1:23:32

go to this length, these lengths to

1:23:34

cover it up? And also the

1:23:36

Associated Press like totally calling out

1:23:38

Buckingham Palace. Something, someone knows

1:23:40

a bigger story. And this is just like the

1:23:43

tip of the iceberg. Lo just

1:23:45

wrote, AP is like the highest of the

1:23:47

high in journalistic integrity and that affects their

1:23:49

integrity to put out an edited photo. It's

1:23:51

not truthful. Okay, I see. Okay. Makes

1:23:53

sense. This is what I

1:23:55

think. Kate Middleton, if she was okay, physically okay.

1:24:00

would walk herself outside

1:24:02

the way she has done

1:24:04

after giving birth. Something

1:24:07

that I could never do. I could never,

1:24:09

after I gave birth, just go and walk outside

1:24:11

and do a press conference have people. She's

1:24:14

in it. She's in it. She's committed. She

1:24:17

is a fucking queen. If

1:24:20

she could, she would. If she

1:24:22

could show us that she's okay, she would. Which

1:24:24

leads me to believe that this isn't a fight

1:24:26

with William. This

1:24:29

is like I'm physically unable to show

1:24:32

you that I'm okay. I really do think something is

1:24:35

wrong in terms of her health. Do

1:24:38

you feel like, let's say it was health associated,

1:24:40

why wouldn't we get news about something

1:24:43

going on? I don't know. Do you know what I mean? I

1:24:47

don't mean to go dark, but let's say

1:24:49

there's something going wrong with the surgery. She's

1:24:51

in some sort of a state where she

1:24:53

can't communicate with anybody else. Wouldn't

1:24:56

we need to know that? Don't forbid worst case

1:24:58

scenario happens, so then she just doesn't disappear out

1:25:00

of nowhere. Do you know what

1:25:02

I mean? I agree. Loja said that she was

1:25:04

seen today in a car. Which

1:25:07

I'm like, I'm looking. But they probably have body doubles

1:25:09

and stuff like that. I

1:25:11

mean, they're like a secrecy,

1:25:13

no, no bounds. You know what I mean? Yeah.

1:25:17

No, it's all very weird. It's all very

1:25:19

weird and dark. I don't. And I, you

1:25:21

know, even though I'm a Megan

1:25:24

Markle, Dan,

1:25:27

I love her. I love Kate Middleton too.

1:25:29

Okay. This photo in the

1:25:31

car. That's literally,

1:25:33

that's all they could get. This doesn't make

1:25:35

sense. Something is not right.

1:25:38

Something's not right. Something's

1:25:41

not right. That's somebody who's

1:25:43

physically able to say,

1:25:46

I'm saying. Right. I

1:25:48

wouldn't say that's

1:25:50

a body double. You guys, I

1:25:53

don't know. I don't know. But

1:25:56

what I do know is that we're

1:25:58

repainting the outside of our house. And

1:26:01

I told the painters that they

1:26:03

can't power wash between

1:26:06

one and two. And I see them starting to do

1:26:08

it again because it's past the time. So we're going

1:26:10

to start hearing really loud noises. So we need to

1:26:12

wrap it up. Okay. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. But what

1:26:15

I do now is

1:26:17

I got to go. Got it. Thoughts

1:26:21

and prayers with Kate. Literally.

1:26:26

Yeah. I'm actually worried about her. No, like so am I

1:26:28

like 100% so am I. Okay.

1:26:32

Y'all. Thank you for listening. Sorry.

1:26:35

I got to go. Taylor.

1:26:37

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1:26:39

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1:26:41

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1:26:48

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1:26:52

it's like a cross between like a travel

1:26:55

show with like amazing premium recs. But

1:26:58

then also like a reality show. It's giving the ultimate girl

1:27:00

strip podcast or edition. Oh, good. Great. Okay. Thanks

1:27:05

everyone. Cool. Bye. These.

1:27:07

Yes.