Static Age
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We wave goodbye to all the lands and wonder how the fuck Tom Cruise still gets hired.
Just to get it out of the way, we do say the "r-word" a handful of times. But we think it's deserved. Turns out we've misunderstood MK. He's simply like the unchanging protagonist of a Camus novel. Sunny meets the clippiest clipper that ever cl
Being a kid in the Porn Mines is the education of a lifetime. Charles Manson: victim of history. There's a darker power at play in the Good Lands.
Into the Badlands lives up to its namesake as we finally make it to the actual badlands, and boy, is it bad. Nathan makes a pledge to take on a sunnier disposition.
The motto of the Badlands: "Please be careful. We can't make these anymore."
Without the barons, the Badlands would probably be the Goodlands.
Witches, anti-vaxxers, teenage dance offs, Disney Cruises, and Prince. This episode has it all. Or at least those things.
Prince tragically died from an overdose. It's no laughing matter.
If you're a brain damaged wrestler, all the world is your cage match. We accidentally summon Tezcatlipoca, the Mayan jaguar god, at around the hour and three minute mark.
In this episode, we begin our journey Into The Badlands. It's a trope heavy world that makes slavery seem...ok. Ruled by idiots and ex professional wrestlers, populated by murderous Suffocation fans. Put simply, "Why give me a number if I can't
The brutal stupidity of He-Man causes our masks to slip, providing a rare glimpse behind the curtain and into the swelling sea of hate that lives within us. We also decide we can no longer tolerate this inane bullshit, so this will be our last
After 44 minutes of He-Man, we're on a one way trip to Hell.
This week on Static Age, we change the channel to He-Man and The Masters of The Universe, and boy, is it ever esoteric. Prepare yourself listeners. The rabbit hole goes deep.
This concludes our first foray into the world of Deep Space Nine, and what a journey it's been.People go to Quark's primarily to fuck cartoons. As long as you've got tits and lips and legs, you're good. Pokemon is slavery. "I never even knew a
Although we celebrate the fact that shirt tucking has gone the way of the dinosaur in the future, fashion in general is not doing so hot. The Gamma Quadrant is universally trash. Garbage quadrant. You don't see too many mullets in space anymore
Josh, our first guest, leads us to some shocking revelations. Eternal life for eternal skins. Nothing ever changes. Scott Bakula is no James T. Kirk. Nobody remembers Dewey Two-Steps. Riker has some fuckboy characteristics. Kirk was a black hol
Trill scientist escapes conviction with this one simple trick even you can learn. Getting kidnapped by aliens is better than Bashir. Bashir joins the Proud Boys. You can't wear glasses without ears. Zero Google results for "Worf's ears." Let's
In this especially offensive episode, we find out Sisko isn't autistic. Q is a piss poor example of an omnipotent being. Albert's eggs. You never know who's gonna slice and dice you. Using replicators to make parts to build bigger replicators.
Win cash and prizes in the Federation surveillance state. People of the future are unflappable. O'Brien knows what it is to be hunted. Odo betrays his secrets in his art. Sisko doesn't give a shit about the prime directive. Is it unethical to e
Odo spots a prospective victim. More Nazi talk. We learn how Nate ruined a man's life. You can't help but think of the future when you see a trapezoid.
It's all pretty much right there in the title. Odo's curiosity leaves a torrent of blood and tears in its wake.
We introduce the major players and begin our Talmudic investigation of Deep Space Nine. (Sidenote: We were originally going to call the show "Off Camera," but some loser already took that title. Static Age is cooler anyway.)
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