It's nearly Christmas, "the most wonderful time of the year," and we tackle what that one line in that song - about telling ghost stories - really means.  A dramatic reading of A.M. Burrage's "Smee," plus the legend of The Belsnickel.  Also - Krampus porn, cat vomit, and why a can of peas is a nice Yankee Swap gift. 

Intro Music (minus clips): Bobby Cole/SI Publishing; Royalty free music from Nicolas Gasparini; Outro Music: Dark Hallway (distressed) Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Additional vocals by Master Wyatt van Hamme.