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best friend who's fine and another best

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friend who's feeling a little bit gravelly.

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But actually I sound quite sexy, I

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think. Yeah, well, it's good

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that you think that. I will be swearing and

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as the same as Monday's episode, because

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we're filming straight after, I'm still working

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my way through the can of tin,

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but it's wetting my whistle. Just

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gonna let that settle. This is Thursday's

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episode, which you can watch on Sunday.

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of that crap. The usual thing, I mean, you

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get the picture, I do it every fucking week.

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If you don't know it by now, you

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never fucking will. But if

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you're new, welcome to the

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party. It's gonna get

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wild. It is gonna get wild today because we've got

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a bonus episode, which is all about you guys. Now,

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what we need from you for the bonus episodes is

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for you to write in with all your stories, dilemmas,

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anything you want to fucking say to us. And then

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if they're good enough, then we will read them

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out And we will have A... The

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time it okay if you are going

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the same thing in and please send

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he went to come out Monday. Thursday.

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Friday Sunday we have a new member

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of Things that I used as been

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involved in. His first Monday says they

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father Sunday and he'd have polled net

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a dog but you'll get used to

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the shit mama. Well. On

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that night they were staff. With. Is

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the letter and this is at Sam's

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gonna read this one So disease from

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Sam. To. Sat on us

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from San subjects. What does

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my dream mean? Or

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imagined stop hates. Whoa. I'm

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just gonna start this one off with I've

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never had a drink so odd. I honestly

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thought about a C P doesn't drain. Dot.

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Song we saw. I mean I can't

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explain your dream sir, yes but crack

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on let's see what Sam as golf

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for Sam hi some of heat I

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wondered if you could help dissect my

3:23

recent dream a dream? Well I was

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helping san me. I think she means

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gain an investor for your upcoming Jackie

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Potato trailer. I offered the name and

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jackets spots but with a potato in

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a suit jackets as percent trust fund.

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Some wasn't impressed. However, I overheard my

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best to speak Italian to someone and

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confessed to killing the previous. Celeb he

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invested to Been and Co. however someone

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is continue and introduce him speed as

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he adds labrador tunnel vision and was

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excited Anyway I woke up so who

3:51

knows did some get the investments What

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did you call your Jackie potato bad

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Did my best to kill he buys.

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Would you say it's normal dream or

4:00

maybe know it's exalt before bed be

4:03

to fans installed Main Chelsea the Sam

4:05

and P A is it at high

4:07

is skegness with seats. Users

4:10

or else you have saved yourself for the

4:12

second. The second off his lesson and the

4:14

final bit says please don't call the emails

4:16

seats and slight me lot the other ones.

4:18

Let's start with a dog since it's tic

4:20

toc before bed because that is the weirdest

4:22

lot of six I've ever heard in my

4:24

life. I don't even understand it sounds my

4:26

son Jesse was I was in a van

4:29

but it needs of invested. Despite the trust

4:31

spawns ah I'm a As and buzzes

4:33

messages on a rampage of kittens fucking

4:35

Divina Mccomb thought celebrities what I like

4:37

I said eighty be next Could it

4:40

be Sam? What the fuck are you

4:42

to warn? I like about this so

4:44

to be fair is this he. Put

4:46

me on the same level as to be recalled his. Mind

4:48

so you know every cloud has a silver lining

4:50

not the same level. she was above you and

4:53

then she was murdered my bow li noise outside

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sites or use use that saw on say get

4:57

a genuine your jokes. Before that this may have

4:59

been a letter from Sam's who Sams and now

5:01

but I've heard this. If I think you may

5:04

have rugby some for golf it is I may

5:06

because the sandlot this whole thing that you would

5:08

riot by. Also remember. Even Skegness as

5:10

well. I'd be there. realize you're busy man

5:12

or a T I. C doesn't mean be

5:15

used to measure members you for making says he

5:17

me from ah of have said you've not been

5:19

thought about why be set for I used to

5:21

have a law actually I think of any capacity

5:23

boxing dice was got mad to skegness. The last

5:26

game is not one where they drop the Lamborghini

5:28

is Andrew the I have you are a fiery

5:30

been together if we did yet open the Lamborghini

5:32

room and the ice ball they have that. Remember

5:35

we did. He slipped over onto the the

5:38

have the deed we did. Sleepover are we

5:40

did? yeah there yet but I'd say tv.

5:42

Teddy's our beats hybrid. that i had them

5:44

ya i'm a cowboy boots on so i'm

5:47

a was a sunday school but yet you

5:49

a lovely buys a for streets of under

5:51

sundin he said that as now gone and

5:53

has been changed into jazz bar little bit

5:56

better aussie to be more horses i i'd

5:58

moved to strip club round Apparently.

6:00

I think she saved it in the back

6:02

end part of that email to be fair.

6:04

The front end was pretty shit. But

6:06

the fact that you watched Made in Chelsea and saw Pete

6:08

and Skegness I thought was quite nice. I'm

6:11

going to be honest with you Sam, I don't think it's shit. I just

6:13

think you need to

6:15

see someone about because this, I

6:18

don't know, is that normal? Yeah it is. You just

6:20

don't dream. No, dreams are pretty wild.

6:22

I just imagine if I dreamt, I dreamt

6:24

of like, I don't know, riding

6:26

a giraffe in heaven. Oh my god. I

6:29

got a message from my nemesis, Roman

6:31

Kemp, with this. I

6:34

had this dream that it ended up going to

6:36

your house and you were having some party but

6:39

your house was like, it was in an

6:42

apartment and the door opened like

6:44

a massive vault door that

6:48

went sideways that you had built

6:50

this house right and it went

6:52

sideways and then you were pretending

6:54

to force-field the door open. So

6:58

that was sent me out of the blue

7:00

by Roman. Luckily for you

7:02

Sam who has wrote in with her dream,

7:04

that one's worse and more boring. But thank you

7:06

for that and can't wait to see you again

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can improve on Sam and not

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this and watching this hundred And

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bring them Bugs, Sams and Roman

8:29

with a letter from Jack. Solid

8:31

nine, Solid stop. high pain Sam.

8:33

First. Day myself Have mercy on sites

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for your Manchester sounds. What a great night

8:37

Papa Job paid. Thank you Jack although we

8:40

did leave hoping you'd managed to make out

8:42

there. Live on he just my story takes

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you back to two thousand and nine. same

8:46

with my fiance. Governance on was away dancing

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on a cruise ship we did long distance

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for year and as I'm so you can

8:52

imagine there are only a select few ways

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and keep your relationship alive when apart so

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long when Obama lads holiday during the time

8:58

my fiance was in the sit on had

9:01

a few drinks and decided to make use

9:03

of will convince myself. Was a positive

9:05

net for lot things in the hotel bathroom.

9:07

the new found confidence from the seat pose

9:09

have cent or few knows so basically fan

9:11

and us a line and boffins and is

9:14

bad yet think probably get angles. love that

9:16

just as you wake up and reminder what

9:18

she was missing. Also perfect nights they grinning

9:20

from ear to ear from the and six

9:22

not for I woke up and grabbed my

9:25

phone instantly sort of excitement. hope for a

9:27

treat to set me up for the die.

9:29

However I hope it's peak. Reading this while

9:31

while cut so was quite the opposite. sixteen

9:33

unread messages. The Zero from my

9:36

girlfriend, all of them from. Oh

9:38

no The family group chat. I'm sure

9:40

you know where this is going ball

9:42

finish the story yes unfortunately I did.

9:45

I taught my girlfriend's name into what

9:47

set as since several news to the

9:49

family groups have rather than her privately

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for com sex The family group says

9:53

that consists of her her bra boss,

9:56

her brother's girlfriend. And. her

9:58

mom i have been the brunt of

10:00

many a brutal joke including a stocking at

10:02

Christmas that was

10:04

full of penis rated gifts consisting of penis

10:06

pasta, a wind up walking willy and a

10:08

10 inch penis lollipop. I did propose to

10:10

her last September and we will be getting

10:13

married in 2026. Love

10:15

the Pod lads and hope this one makes you chuckle. It

10:17

did! Jack Better. Yeah well

10:19

done Jack. Thank you for saving the bonus episode. That

10:22

really, do you know what I did there? One of these. Thank

10:26

you for saving the episode Jack. Love that. Dick

10:30

pics, nudes, I am all for them. Mate,

10:32

do you know what? You can never go

10:34

wrong. If it's the right angle and the

10:36

right lighting as it appears to be then

10:38

also what's quite nice is not to your

10:40

family which I quite rate. That's when I

10:42

thought it was going but now mother-in-law, I

10:45

mean the most awkward out of that I

10:47

imagine is her brother. Yeah. Although

10:49

the brothers might be sitting there going oh no my

10:51

girlfriend's just now seeing that your penis is way bigger

10:53

than mine and so she's going to be,

10:56

my girlfriend's going to be like oh no. Yeah but

10:58

if he's thinking that he's also thinking oh my god

11:00

that huge penis is going into my sister. That's a

11:02

very good point. The mum might be like well done.

11:04

Go on yeah. Nice, I like it.

11:06

I bet he's sitting there, if it was a good angle

11:08

and stuff, bet he's sat there going do you know what?

11:11

Now you all know. Now you know. Well I'll tell you

11:13

what we should do, I mean because I presume, like listen

11:15

if you are sending pictures then you must be quite happy

11:17

with what you fucking got, do you know what I mean?

11:20

Sorry, I've just seen something here that I feel like he's

11:22

basically trying to tell us something. I've got that. What

11:25

are you trying to say mate? I feel like

11:28

Jack, I feel like you may have sent us

11:30

this story and with that being the end

11:35

because you have got a fucking weapon on

11:37

you. Yeah yeah yeah, he's actually over the

11:39

moon. What's his surname? Tripod, that's it. Jack,

11:42

Jack Tripod sent this in. Jack's

11:44

got a huge cock, ten inches,

11:46

that's right. Good story, much better

11:48

than fucking Sam and Roman. Be

11:50

a Jack. Be a Jack. But

11:53

also I like the way he obviously clearly really listens to

11:55

the podcast because he added the little however into it. Oh

11:57

by the way, this is completely off kill but on the

11:59

tour. people are really getting involved in

12:01

the howevers and the Monday, Thursday, Friday, Sundays.

12:03

They're really enjoying it and we're really happy

12:06

with it. We're really happy actually with quite

12:08

a few of your letters in. There are

12:10

some that let you down. There are and

12:13

they let the whole community down. Yeah, you're not

12:15

just letting yourself down. You're letting, no, you're not

12:17

just letting us down, you're letting yourself down more

12:19

importantly. So it's not, it doesn't

12:22

matter what we think and how disappointed we are in

12:24

you. You should be disappointed in yourself, all right? And

12:26

we're just gonna, we're just gonna leave it there on

12:28

that serious note for once. Because

12:30

I want you to have a little think about what you're doing. But

12:33

we love the fact you're enjoying yourselves. Because

12:35

you are, because I read the reviews. Just

12:37

try and explain that you're enjoying yourselves better

12:39

because at the minute you're shit. Thank

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you so much for listening to this

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bonus episode with two best of the

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best pals, Peter, James, Rick, Sam, Thompson

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and we will catch you next week.

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