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Patreon

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family. How are we? How's morale? How

0:03

are we doing? Did you enjoy the episode with my

0:05

father? Maybe maybe not, maybe so?

0:07

They did. It's up on Wednesday. It's out. out

0:09

right now. Had no idea my dad was an As guy.

0:12

How did you know now? I've

0:14

never seen him have sex. Really? You ever

0:16

smelled

0:16

breath? Smells like ass?

0:19

You

0:19

We cut that or No. It's

0:22

Patreon, baby, for reason, dogs. No.

0:25

If he was, like, mean, I I've met him a a bunch

0:27

of times. He's the sweetest man in the world, but, like, getting to

0:29

sit down and talk to him and having him be so

0:31

open was awesome. Yeah. He

0:33

he he he pushed the mile. Like, he was like, yeah,

0:36

I'm gonna ask Hell yeah. And then I was like, have you

0:38

done drugs? He's like, we don't need to go into that.

0:40

Yeah. And

0:41

it was funny because I

0:42

used to retire. I know. Who

0:44

is he gonna get fired from? His

0:46

wife. Your

0:47

mom, trouble at the house. She

0:49

was probably doing drugs too, though. They were a little bitching

0:51

straight edge, but they were were they they both integrated

0:54

that or just your dad? This

0:55

is my dad. Okay. My mom's, like, very, like, Like,

0:57

yeah, go listen to that shit. I'm gonna go over here

0:59

and listen to Almond Brothers.

1:01

Their

1:01

names are the Almond Brothers. I think

1:03

it's Almond. I don't think there's ADI think it's

1:05

Almond.

1:06

I don't know. Is it all I know it's Olin

1:08

Brothers. Oh, man. Whoa. Where's

1:10

the chick set? Don't need them.

1:12

Come on, man. Your dad on that

1:14

episode talked about a seventies porn star

1:17

John Holmes. Would it be on the package

1:19

or something? John Holmes. Sounds like a

1:21

great afternoon. We couldn't obviously show it

1:23

on the main episode. This dude has

1:25

a hog. Really? Bring it

1:28

up. I didn't even know they made hogs

1:30

like this in the nineteen seventies. What

1:33

in the abs Absolutely. Fuck.

1:36

That's gotta be post pipe. That's

1:38

right after

1:40

a

1:41

Oh my god. Dude, it looks like

1:43

she's puking.

1:45

That website is called sex dot com. That's

1:47

crazy. Dude, that's not even Dude, that's a

1:49

mess. He's like a kenny do. Do

1:51

you packed up like that? Can you

1:53

go to the the picture all the time? I thought I would picture a

1:56

pod for oil ever. This one?

1:58

Yeah. That one.

2:00

make that bigger. I mean, that's that's what

2:02

it gives me. NBA 2K character,

2:04

and I had to design my own cock. That's how big I

2:06

make it.

2:08

Well, I think I

2:10

that I'm, like, I'm

2:12

literally speechless. That's how old like,

2:14

it it's black and white picture. That's

2:17

Is that is that are they Go

2:19

to that one. Are they They're comparing comparing

2:22

that one. Wow. Yeah. The guy on the right is fucking

2:24

not doing shit with that guy. I think on

2:26

the right cock is having that bad. That's

2:28

pretty bad. Please tell me it's not bad. That's

2:30

pretty bad. Yeah.

2:32

That's pretty crazy. Dude, that is wild.

2:35

I mean, it's it's legit a Pringles camp.

2:37

Like, it's not even like, oh, we're just joking. It

2:39

is. No. It really it's the size of one.

2:41

Yeah. I'm gonna go get a new rug, I think.

2:44

twelve

2:45

Oh, hold up.

2:46

This is twelve You can imagine. nine

2:48

point five. The insertable

2:51

length is nine point five. Total length from ball

2:53

to tip pull Welding ball.

2:56

Well, that you all saw that? I

2:58

measured on the top. I said Lonzo ball.

3:03

I got NBA reference. You should be proud of

3:05

me. I was sports man. Alright. I gotta get off this.

3:08

Yeah. We should've yeah. So hold on, but we're gonna

3:10

get off. But that deal though,

3:12

The way they measured it was,

3:14

like, stomach out. Is that how you measure

3:16

yours? You

3:17

measure underneath it from the back of the room.

3:20

And how big? About forty eight

3:22

yards. But is

3:24

it and that's how we measure?

3:25

What?

3:26

Cox. from the top? Like,

3:28

from the from the stomach on? Or

3:30

is it underneath? What's the what's

3:32

the official measurement? Because that

3:34

had both. That

3:36

has insertable legs. the thing. What's

3:38

up?

3:38

Mentally, you can tell yourself whatever.

3:41

But it is what she sees. You know? If

3:43

you're like, Yo, Grom eight and she's looking at it, she

3:45

goes, well, This feels like six.

3:47

If she knows what a six inch feels like

3:50

versus A7I think you got other

3:52

problems.

3:54

You don't think? She knows?

3:56

Every female knows what -- I don't -- I'm

3:58

not It's a long field. So a mollie

3:59

of cock. That

4:02

wasn't funny. Title. Thank

4:04

you. Smile AirCard. Smile Air. because

4:06

you know, Smile Air is like they're like, oh, this is what

4:09

is his eighteen ninety grapes? What do you do

4:11

if you go What do you do if you

4:13

go in a girl? That sounds insane. What

4:15

do you do if you're having sex with me? How do you guys you

4:17

put it in? She goes, nice and snug.

4:19

What's that man? That's not good. Is it? I think

4:21

that's good. I think it snows. Snows

4:23

like it snows like it snows like it's it's

4:25

banging all the all the walls. Okay. The worst is

4:27

like when you put it in and she goes,

4:30

Cool. Who has ever said

4:32

that? Cool. A lot.

4:35

You're a lot. Dude, you don't think I'd do that

4:37

and put it in some girls like, Cool.

4:39

Mentally or out loud, she said it. Out loud.

4:41

No. She's a young girl. She said cool, probably.

4:44

I mean, I never had a mate. that girl that made

4:46

from your Peloton bike though. Yep. That

4:49

would be equivalent. Yep. Didn't

4:51

even ask her. How she by the way, I

4:53

hope she's dead. She's

4:55

not. She's doing great. She's rich of shit. She's

4:57

not a question. That's a

4:59

question. It's about her. Yeah. Wow.

5:01

Yeah. I'm gonna question. I'm

5:03

gonna question. And

5:04

then proceeds to just so

5:07

average.

5:08

Hey,

5:09

you can't say that. question.

5:13

Such a big word for what it is.

5:15

Yeah. Alright horses or a question.

5:17

A

5:18

question sounds just really

5:20

elegant. Oh, a hundred percent. Riding

5:22

horses sounds like you're a dirtbag. Like, if

5:24

somebody told me they were an equestrian, I'd

5:26

be like, oh, they're of a higher power,

5:28

like a family. You got oil

5:30

money. Yeah. You have like a gold plated

5:33

bandwagon. Why would you even

5:35

buy a bandwagon? I saw two chrome plated

5:37

cars last week on a freeway. I've never seen mad

5:39

in my life. Yep. One was a tesla, one

5:41

was a g wag. I was like, what is fuck? Why?

5:43

I saw a tesla that was wrapped in, like,

5:45

aluminum. It looked like it looked

5:47

like they were like, oh, I like

5:49

to drive a spoon. Work.

5:52

What what is the fact? What the hell

5:54

the fuck is that? But, like, out of jeez.

5:56

That one's kinda cool. Look at it on Molly. But

5:58

how just like, what is what is the point

5:59

of

6:00

Chrome? I don't

6:02

know. It just makes it look cheap. It does.

6:04

It does. It's like

6:06

a it yeah. A lot of people also buy, like, a

6:08

Subaru Outback and get, like, the orange

6:10

one. They're, like,

6:10

are you trying to get, like,

6:13

bullied? You know what's so crazy?

6:16

You like it. No. No. I don't. Is

6:18

that they make it in that

6:20

color?

6:21

Yeah. So they like

6:22

They they go to the factory, and then

6:24

they make a bunch of them. They're like, oh, lime

6:26

green chorollos. People are gonna buy this. trucks

6:28

have terrible color schemes. They do like

6:30

a like a kind of like a shit green.

6:33

I've seen the shit green. Like a like a like

6:35

a like a paste, like a if somebody

6:37

took clay, and just mixed

6:39

it with darker clay. Shit.

6:42

It's like this, like, gray, but it's not.

6:44

It's like do it's like shit gray. I mean, shit

6:46

gray. It's all, like, like,

6:48

What's

6:48

the word? Pazley?

6:49

Pastel? Pastel. But like

6:51

a like a past yeah. I don't know. Pastel. Like,

6:54

somebody just threw a Gilly suit

6:56

and wash it with some linens.

6:59

There we go. What's

7:01

that? A

7:02

chrome hummer?

7:04

That's sick. Okay.

7:06

That's kinda tied to a chrome hammer. A

7:09

chrome hammer. That's when you have too much money and

7:11

just don't know what to do. I got hawked out by

7:13

somebody on a hammer recently. And you know what? I

7:15

suddenly didn't feel bad because I looked in the

7:17

mirror and they were in a hummer. And I was like, you know

7:19

what? If you're driving a hummer in twenty

7:21

twenty two, things aren't going well in your

7:23

life. Or it was going well and

7:25

then gas prices went up and then I'm like No.

7:27

Gas could be free. They're still not doing well.

7:29

Have you ever been inside or something? A

7:31

hammer? Yeah. Yeah. My buddy Kyle growing up. He's never

7:33

had one. She was, like, a pillows effectors fucking

7:35

milk shit fake tits. Got it. Of course. She

7:37

was the one. I mean, dude, let me tell you something. Dude, she

7:39

was, like, the neighborhood milk. Did everyone think

7:41

that they had a chance to bang her? Like,

7:43

yes. Dude, I had a friend with a mom like

7:45

that and it was just, like, we, you

7:47

know, we're, like, idiot for fourteen year olds, but, like, in

7:49

private conversations when the friend wasn't nice. Like,

7:52

no. I mean, like, I definitely could. Like, she

7:54

definitely wants me. She picked us up from school one

7:56

day and said, Trevor, you can ride shotgun. She

7:59

was trying to be you know, what do you think she's trying

8:01

to do? There's nobody else in the car, but

8:03

she's trying to fuck.

8:04

Yeah. Dude

8:07

what?

8:08

As a you

8:09

know that you're a mouth.

8:11

Yeah. You know that you want it. Yeah.

8:13

Yeah. But it's weird to kind of be into

8:15

it. It's

8:17

weird it's weird to gain confidence

8:20

from your kids' friends wanting to

8:22

fuck you.

8:23

get both therapy.

8:26

Yeah. Sure. Yeah. But but they know she they

8:28

you you know what you're doing? You're picking me up in a fucking

8:30

sun dress. It's softball

8:33

practice. Mhmm. Why the hell are you picking me up in

8:35

this? I guess. What's that? How are he supposed to do?

8:37

Just fucking not

8:38

wanna be hot?

8:40

Hi. He's

8:40

a family maybe? I don't

8:43

know. It's a tough question because I understand,

8:45

like, if you're just like, oh, no. I'm just

8:47

a woman that's full of sexuality, and

8:49

I it's not my fault that that kids

8:51

wanna get in me. But also I

8:53

thought it was a better way to phrase that.

8:57

But I think the idea because it's

8:59

not just like she's getting attention obviously from her

9:01

kids friends, but like, older adults. She

9:03

goes to a nose bagels and the guy's like,

9:06

fuck. Dude, let me ask you

9:08

this. What the hell is it

9:10

about Trader Joe's

9:12

and bitches. What

9:15

would it mean? I mean Well, here's I'll tell

9:17

you what it is. It's it's small aisles.

9:20

Oh, yeah. It's it's it's It's

9:22

just don't because you you got a shimmy

9:24

pat excuse me. I'm just just getting my

9:26

lavender. Oh, milk. Every product there

9:28

is made up half the shit. Yeah.

9:30

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9:32

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