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me weird is if you if your girlfriend
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had the
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ex's name tattooed like on time
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god brian
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urlacher whoa, nfl
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54 so have
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you nut ball from with place that
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my girlfriend is moving
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away i'm going to get someone to
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his name, tattooed on me where they moving
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to santa cruz temecula
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close yeah now that minutes add to
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it he was more device of
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values will that do ah ai
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name that am i'm going
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to my daughter venetian ah
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remember hotel venetian
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not even he shot his venetian when
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he does fine venues in ever
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need musicians and ah stupid know it's
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not that's pretty nervous objective
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augments is crazy dude someone
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they they every show now be real hard
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with i met the guy you're hog bitter your vegas
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show really judge him up to me at
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the mean green vegas funny odor
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johan birds and other goes nowhere michael's
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explosion that would know that are what is your name
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over you are like
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whoa what's wrong with a guy
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who knows i don't
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his it's it's interesting when people from the party's
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ya sort of the basic stuff unlike
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if we go into this i
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am i feel it's going to alienate so many people some
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just gonna wanna ride and a member of
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it was while hard birch hobbit
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funny in his name and have been some like
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hawker forget the clip for yeah it
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is name and be incidents and been i do i
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met a girl named brand
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the rain
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the national spelling can
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, do for him now bring a
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friendly brand brin like
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brembo with an m that's it the
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brim of a hat know drive
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everywhere drive go i see has that have to big
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have to i wanna be like at the to be
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rats we the big travel had the circumference
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you don't wanna litter would pass or shoulders can't
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and i wanted to be like the has to be you
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could land on there
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they do they absolutely
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man what a but there's certain as that
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or whatever doors gonna come i give your
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put a for door on are you have
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you
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how me right now the used where one know that joking
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we are all gone
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the radio little bit you did gave
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neighbouring ah busan
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other things on his one during the heroin isn't
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on heroin and another deserve whatever
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easy color know it wasn't like of i
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wore it on like on vacation
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i thought i were like vacation as a the worst
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yeah the everything i don't hours there
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is yes
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but my dude you're like literally yoga traveling
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and gonna pack for as for
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as as as brims
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go on vacation a were one of them you were one
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wants to the pool for ten minutes and then you
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just never wear it again this it gives
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up you literally have i know
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there are too big to do big eat
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there's actually some as like medium sized them
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or their looks for ya
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when you were like a double carmen
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san diego at you know where
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was i sorry for em in the hat was
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math
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they'll be blue dress in elo
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some of it's mine and then the most like what it's
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have to i was walking close
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in costumes worrying costco
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turner my girls a to why is everybody
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had some pain stay calm
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everybody name pie are stored or of
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is it has go it but it's
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it would
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they go with emily craig designer know
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that nothing close sorry i jumped having i pods
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are split up fake lives
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bake sale on earth they get it
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just everywhere
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what are you say
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the hot you like fake lives saved
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lives no job all as you know jobs are
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fun it was got ill
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give her a kiss and will save lives is why
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the hell holes in the mouth didn't exactly ah
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hardens yeah hardens yeah i don't like
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it
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i like pillow as lips
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through okay what what what
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the or one hey donna
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and why is because if you have a face on up
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and you're like oh my gosh you're sought you have a child
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together gross but
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the john coming out with her
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nose my nose get all the
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other shivers fetal alcohol syndrome
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says
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the marchers and last book as a amount
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or you know this are you
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do to make fun of me says this says this prior corny
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picks a regular i'm also excited
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gnarly the for a visit it's a self v and i thought
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i looked so oh my god going to be a high
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angle is it limited
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dude that's recent gave you so hot
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as fuck and do that looks like a european photographer
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the you agree you you just lord rosenior
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yet you look like a photo he woke
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up the girls is a can i paid you
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yeah
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but you don't have to up ain't broke i
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was a diverse speed on a paint brush his guy
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i'm gonna paint your my imagination certain age
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of forty five minutes
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you are who you paint when with your
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there's i think was my my first center
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picture like the first one easy you
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us or did you start or would that i
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got a recipe at our dog
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jesus christ i mean as a look if
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i look at that picture long enough saga hard other
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him shows a photo from my two thousand and eleven meet
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you know how this is a relatively the
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greg eight years ago
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though a years ago now recent night
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and years ago it went on my own your jackson
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wasn't all for so many years goes on comedy
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who do claim got blown
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the oval office and came on olive
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branches that's when you know your the man
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play the saxophone that
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grew up in arkansas that
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on fcc jet the
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things we can talk about
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them in his wife killed about thousand people
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probably
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that are there though you know that
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you darwin didn't bug a blown common
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or dresses number that the
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the number that they're the com dress the
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com drive yeah they were he
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came on her dress who no
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coin hey more address
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you are that are molecule was more
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a monocle the was his dress and they will i was
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or com on address or war
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dry cleaners see their
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why don't why would a caesar was dizzy deny
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it was you i was no she was a krispy
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kreme soon though
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kamal
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where am , miss remembrance all
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dying i'm not a real thing i can is it adds an odor
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is ross and they sort of on a e
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bay for thirteen million dollars holy
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surgery i'm joking it
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was his ass with ass formal event to issue
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a monocle would like that nights who's bed
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really
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the fact that them together offered one million
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by las vegas sex museum dress
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well it yeah oh yeah what his
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arm scribbled on a novel and i'm sorry yeah
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i'm putting it and put in it's like a little activity we
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got us a lot of clout is no way that's that's
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not i observe that president's a load
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you know stressed out yet to be a blow ago
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see ya much money these are built
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and semen for i'm inquiries i
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mean easily you could sell like the a the
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the island of the hedy for the fuck and com getting
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come on board apes versa since
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you type in monica lewinsky when
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oh that her down there
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new not a right
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let his bed or ah damn
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right now for real i what's the
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what's the
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most of the recent picture of her
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when she was beaten bill that
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it is that it
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yeah i guess so he has a little bigger earlier that
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lately as smart as i as other men is
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gonna not all the that
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you love your this has allowed to have a tie
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on have you ever hear
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run on my own to see
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just used it's i'd rather runner
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hands of he was where he's at a golf shirt is
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somewhere back in arkansas i'm not a lie
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dude see a hot the
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only got to goes is one of those were his leg the
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front of a dirty night yeah i'm it's
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you think you think you get more dup in a hotel
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in the oval office is the most horn
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blows everyone i feel there's no air movement
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as were still not it yeah you're looking
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