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Good

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morning, good evening, good

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night world. This is StiffSOx, and

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I'm your interview, extraordinary, Michael

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Tufine, like a foot in my ass,

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Blostein. That kind of rhymes.

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Anyways, we have an esteemed guest,

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a guest that everyone's always been fucking

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asking for. We got them. You're

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welcome. Why don't we just introduce

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them?

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Frickin mission Johnny

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said. No. It's my dad.

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Johnny said. Well It would be called

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that Johnny says, but it's my dad. This is my friend.

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Mister Wallace. Oh, John, you soon do it.

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Who cares? Where are you, mister Wallace? Well,

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you got both of Wallace's. the windows to

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the wall upstairs. Thanks for having me. Yeah.

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Hell yeah. Thanks for comment. Why are you?

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Thanks for calling us. help. Thank you. You're welcome.

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to make it better to help it. True. True.

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Double true. He's not the Trevor Wall's march home. I've

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been looking forward to this. Hell yeah. Yeah.

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Are you nervous? No. I'm nervous. You

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shouldn't be nervous. I'm very because -- Why?

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-- I feel like everybody in our family is very

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wholesome. Right. There's you know, we we never

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really went down that road Okay. --

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of the deep hidden topic. Yep.

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And that's why you got me. I learned the birds

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and the bees at nineteen. Like, I don't know what we're

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gonna be learning. Speaking of, don't we

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just get into the questionnaires? Is

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that even how you say it? Just questions, I think.

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Questionnaires. Damn, you're fired. I think that's

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Walmart channel. Is it Let's get into

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whatever you have. You have a graph composition

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book. Look at this. What in this classic book

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fairs going on here? I don't know. It's the only thing

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I could find. That's good. You know?

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Michael Blaustein, stand

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up comedy tour. Where am I gonna be?

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I will let you know October sixteenth,

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I will be in Denver. Colorado, October

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twentieth, that'll be in Honolulu, Hawaii,

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October twenty seven to the twenty ninth, that'll

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be in Portland, Oregon, November

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second, I'll be in Houston, Texas. There's about

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ten tickets left for that. November third,

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I will be in Dallas, Texas. There's

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less than ten tickets for that as well. November

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sixteenth, I'll be in Fort Lauderdale.

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A lot of tickets left there to go get them. November

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twenty seventh to twenty ninth, I'll be in

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Louisville, Kentucky. This is a new date.

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Louisville, Kentucky. For Four

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shows, four shows, go get tickets at blaucomity

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dot com. That is blaucomity dot com, mister

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Wallace. Tell them are you gonna as comedy,

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I will be. Maybe in Fort Lauderdale

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this weekend, there's kind of some weather issues.

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But if it's good, then I'll be there. you know,

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as of right now, my flight is still booked. Okay.

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And that'll be this week in Fort Lauderdale,

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September thirtieth, Charleston, South Carolina

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this Saturday added a late Show. Boom.

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October first, Charleston, South Carolina.

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North Carolina. That's a Sunday. We

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added a late Sunday show

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Who the hell am I? Bad bunny? I hope.

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Yes. Phoenix, Arizona, October

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eight. San Francisco, Friday and

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Saturday, October fourteenth, and fifteenth,

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Saturday, sold out on Houston,

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Texas, November fourth through the

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sixth. Hold on. Grand Rapids, Michigan,

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November eleventh, Indianapolis,

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November twelfth, Cleveland,

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Ohio, November thirteenth, Salt

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Lake City, November eighteenth, Boulder,

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Colorado, December eighth. four

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calls December ninth, Oklahoma City on

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December tenth, Tulsa, Oklahoma December

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eleventh, New Haven, Connecticut, December

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sixteenth, Atlantic City, New Jersey,

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December seventeenth, wrapping it up in Red Bank,

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New Jersey, December eighteenth, Trevor

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Wallace Comedy for Tickets. I will see you

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there.

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or

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I won't. Maybe

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I will. Maybe I won't. Maybe

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make the right call. I'm not even gonna give an alternative. Make

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the right call. turbo horsepower dot com. Try

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to take us. Okay. Great.

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Alright.

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First question

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of the evening. Did

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you

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give Trevor the birds

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and the bees talk? And if so,

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how did it go?

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I did.

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I did. I thought it was my duty

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as a father. k? And

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I took it very seriously. As

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my father did, Do you remember how old

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I was when you did it? Don't

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interrupt the question. Eighteen. So No.

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the

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I don't know. Do you remember? No. I've

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got to do,

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like, maybe early teens

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or ten,

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twelve, I don't know. You get the birds and

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bees at ten? I don't know what I mean. I love

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it. Yeah. I love it. Yeah. You're leaving the

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leg bones. That's what it was, and he was like

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cock. Well, I learned

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better. I learned a lot from my dad. So my

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dad took me out into the woods for a

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walk. And Yeah.

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The woods. The woods Yeah. That's not a good

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word. Damn it. He's in the gee, the

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birds of the beach, but this words done,

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son. God. So that's a fine

4:32

coat, and this is a cut talk to what? Right.

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So what? Sounds like it could've gone the wrong

4:36

way, but Yeah. And it

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was Ohio too. So whoa.

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Well, I remember. Like, it was just It

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was fall, we're out in the leaves, walking

4:44

along, and he just stops, and he sat

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down, and he

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says, here's here's how may Babies are

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made. And

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he literally told

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me that this was the first I knew. I

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didn't know. It was legit. Oh, he I

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had it early

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This was -- Yeah. -- me learning.

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So it was learning. already knew. It

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freaked me out. When I came home, I was,

5:07

like,

5:07

jeez. Isn't that where they pee

5:10

too? You know, I was very confused. Welcome a

5:12

stiff socks. I mean, we're still trying to freak

5:14

out. No. No. almost here.

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Was your dad specific at all? Or was

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everybody, like, pretty specific? Yeah. Two

5:20

raccoons mix. So we started doing Yeah. No. He just

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told me what you do. And I remember

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You

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know, he said it. I took it in,

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and then that was kind of it. Why I walk a lot of Why

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I walk on the way home? I don't know. Why I walk on the

5:32

way home? Yeah. Everyone's hard. But, anyway, I was

5:34

like, okay. My dad did this. I can do this.

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So

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this was in Trevor's bedroom,

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not the woods. No. Not the woods. I mean, I didn't

5:41

get scenic route. Yeah. A lot of these fucking take

5:43

ways. That's going on. Wow. You ever get a

5:45

sex talk by a babbling brook. Yeah. In my

5:47

own room, I was what do you think I was doing before you

5:49

know? Goddamn. least take

5:51

about it. At least put the calm app on, so I

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feel like, oh, fuck. Cocked. Cocked. I'm

5:55

already doing that. Alright. So I'm in my room.

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What? Like, did you did you tell mom

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was

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there a prep were you

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just, like, I'm just gonna talk to him. Or you're just, like,

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whatever. You know, there might have been,

6:05

you know, from your

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mother. kind of a, you know, at

6:09

some point here, you need to talk to your son

6:11

about the

6:11

birds and the bees. There was probably some of that.

6:14

Yeah. And I don't know why on this particular

6:16

day, I decided it was time, but alcohol.

6:19

Well, I don't think so. I

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don't think so. That that could have been,

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especially once you hear how it went.

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We love this story. Right. Well, some

6:29

of some of your audience may know this

6:31

if they because you have done this I used to have

6:33

a joke about it. Yeah. But I I should

6:35

still do it. Right. And the joke was

6:37

just well, yes. So we'll we'll give them a second. So

6:39

you paint the picture, you walk him and says, you knock on the door. You

6:41

sit me down. We're there. I come in, and I'm

6:43

like, you

6:45

know, however, I introduced it. Trevor, I wanna

6:47

tell you how babies are born, you know --

6:49

Yeah. -- birds and the bees, sex talk,

6:51

whatever, and and the Trevor's

6:53

sitting there, you know, wide eyed, ready

6:55

to go. And I'm like, oh, yeah.

6:57

So your father has

6:59

a limousine. That's so so so

7:02

we we we kind of brushed into that. We we

7:04

did. Oh, we did big. There was no

7:06

indentation on that paragraph. Oh, no.

7:08

We're not in the I I'm upset.

7:10

Tell me, I did have stars on my ceiling. Still do

7:12

it. You're still in there. Okay. Start on

7:14

the ceiling. Yeah. Alright. It's about Sorry

7:16

eyed, but Somehow, I

7:18

chose that I had a limousine.

7:21

So your father has a limousine. He's just

7:23

doing my bit now. I love her. And

7:25

you're right. It's all right now. But but so

7:27

you're describing your penis as a

7:29

limousine.

7:30

Yeah. I don't

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know why. No. Well, honk. That well,

7:33

check out still check out. He's like, yeah.

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We'll swap. Well, I Let

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me let me just interject with another and we can

7:40

keep going on this trap. Who who do you think has a

7:42

bigger penis? You were a trap.

7:44

because, you know, all I'm gonna say right now

7:46

is you're describing your penis off top to

7:48

your eleven year old son as a limousine. So I

7:50

think you have a lot of a steamboat talking

7:52

as a filleted limousine. Yeah.

7:54

Jeep Wrangler The last time I saw

7:56

Trevor's penis, Three weeks ago. It

7:58

was definitely bigger. That

8:02

was that was many years ago.

8:04

Many years ago. It was still too recent. You

8:06

don't have to be, like, lifetime ago. How

8:08

many years ago? It was winter. It was

8:10

winter. why last year. Oh, no.

8:12

No. I'm sweating. It's been a while. I'm sweating.

8:14

Yeah. It's been a while. I would hope. It's been a

8:16

while. But ask you that. I'm I'm gonna we're gonna I

8:18

swear I gotta remember that I because I wanna continue

8:20

with the ladies and gentlemen. I just keep I just it

8:23

just keeps, you know, pushing questions

8:25

out of my brain. Alright. So You're

8:27

saying I haven't seen Trump's penis in a

8:29

while. Right? And so

8:31

when was the last time or do you

8:33

not remember?

8:35

What did

8:36

I Well, what did I agree to this in a I think

8:38

it's been long. I don't know. But it's fun for everyone

8:40

else. It's been a while. Yeah. It's been a

8:42

while. date birthday. through to

8:43

life, so when is it when do we

8:46

stop showering with our suns? because

8:48

I remember distinctly the last time that

8:50

I shower with my dad. because I

8:52

remember looking up and being like, wow, my dad is

8:54

packing. And lo and behold, not at

8:56

all. Really dining. The angle.

8:58

You The angle, I was like, wow. There was like POV.

9:00

I was like, wow, this is cool. You can tell time with

9:02

that thing. Wow. Is that the sundial? I

9:04

I knew. Well, hopefully, you weren't looking

9:06

back over your shoulder or something because that gives you

9:08

a different perspective too. Hold up. Who

9:10

knows. Running bitch. And

9:12

we can't click what's going on. Dude,

9:14

all I remember is I dropped the soap

9:16

I don't really remember the rest. Thanks.

9:19

That's terrible. That's your father you're talking about.

9:21

No. Who cares? Sorry. Dads.

9:26

They really don't. Like, dude, Father's

9:28

Day is hilarious. Father's Day, you get like

9:30

a a fucking lunchable, and that's

9:32

it. Mother's get like islands and

9:34

kids get nothing. just a Philips

9:36

screwdriver. Take it. Yeah. And then you

9:38

build work with it. Okay. So we're gonna redirect

9:40

back at limousine. Limousine. Why

9:42

Did any other car cross your mind?

9:44

No. I don't know why. It's just

9:46

so funny. Your your father's got a

9:48

lemasy and your mother has a

9:50

garage. And so

9:53

yeah. Your father

9:55

Or does the limousine in the garage?

9:57

The does the hood of a limousine

9:59

even fit in

9:59

the garage? It depends on how deep the

10:02

garages. We're gonna give you a next

10:04

question. Hold on. You only gotta get

10:06

in the parking. You only gotta get the hood in

10:08

there to, you know, make a word. That's

10:10

what I'll I think I think

10:12

mister Wallace is packing. I mean, he said, I

10:14

only got even a hood in. I only have a

10:16

hood. Do we does anyone in this

10:18

room have more than a hood? many

10:20

Cooper type b. I mean, maybe.

10:22

I got a herd scooter most.

10:24

That's wild. So we're

10:26

all Jewish. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

10:28

You were born. You were born Christian. Yes.

10:30

So you so you were from a different cloth out

10:32

in the woods. true. True. Yeah. Getting

10:34

the wood in the morning. Ohio

10:37

forced. Anyway, so your mother has a

10:39

garage. And -- Yeah. -- I parked the

10:41

limousine in the garage. I mean, so how long?

10:44

I don't know. I and I don't

10:46

remember how I went from there. I know that

10:48

that was I conceived. I was

10:50

trying to

10:51

Ohio. California.

10:52

In the forest? In

10:56

Illinois.

10:56

illinois

10:57

Nice. What

10:58

where? Was it in the

10:59

neighborhood? losing? Naperville. Okay.

11:02

In Naperville. Alright. And when

11:04

you when you did

11:06

the old exclamation mark with the

11:08

limo, were you like that a baby.

11:10

Did you know? Do you know? because I

11:12

was around animals that played? Yeah.

11:15

We were working on it. Oh, work out. Oh,

11:18

okay. Alright. Little class project. Alright.

11:20

Let's do a study session. I love it.

11:22

And so I've never had a kid before. We never

11:24

had a kid. So my question to you is, do do

11:26

you know Do you know when you're like, that's that was

11:28

that was a baby? No. No.

11:30

You're just kidding. And if you do, you don't tell

11:32

your partner because that it might stop. know,

11:34

you wanna be able to keep going

11:36

beyond that night. Right? So you

11:38

don't Oh, you don't say anything. Dude,

11:41

take a shot. That

11:42

is such a good

11:45

point. Wow. So if you go by this baby

11:47

and you don't tell it because you're like, oh, yeah. We still

11:49

need a baby. Oh, no. Yeah. I don't think that

11:51

works. And then the limelight should get worse.

11:53

I'm not sure. No. That is

11:55

great. Yeah. What a

11:57

great all the Youngin's take notes.

11:59

That's incredible.

11:59

So do you remember me telling you about the

12:02

lemon? I remember the whole name. But

12:04

then what did I say after that? It's like

12:06

you just park

12:07

it? Or you Yes. You're an out or I

12:10

was confused. I had questions. I

12:12

was like, is it a dock? Is it a

12:14

charge? is this, like, you're in and

12:16

then you hang out, kinda like some BYU

12:18

docking shit or do like, do you or

12:20

do you go back forward back forward? part

12:22

reverse, part reverse. Yeah. Well,

12:24

I am the same one my dad told me. I was

12:26

like, okay. You told me it goes in

12:28

there. It's like, did your dad a and the

12:30

slot b, but then what? did your dad

12:32

do the car reference to, but it was special today,

12:34

so he was, like, yeah. He did a truck more

12:36

literal, you know, you'd you'd peanuts and you'd

12:38

put -- Oh, wow. -- we're gonna hard pee. Yeah.

12:41

Yeah. Do we even know it was called a penis back

12:43

then? It was. Whoa.

12:43

We didn't.

12:47

You know what I'm saying? As kids,

12:51

What was that invented? A copy of

12:53

forty three. What what am I talking?

12:55

Cock. Yeah. Cock is aggressive. Yeah.

12:57

It's hard. I think my

12:59

dad called it a Peter. A

13:02

Peter? That's your Ohio shit. Peter. You

13:04

got a Peter in between your legs. Thanks. You

13:06

got it. You got it. There's a whole thing.

13:08

You know, we haven't it was back there. So there was

13:10

this saying you got a skied around your Peter

13:12

whack it off? You got a skied around your You

13:14

got a skied on your Peter. That is AST

13:16

That was early dally. That was early

13:18

rapping right there. I first of all, those

13:20

got bars. We're we're skipping

13:22

over the entire song. What

13:25

was that? If you got a skied on your peter.

13:27

What's a skied? A skied on.

13:29

Okay. Skieder, if you got if you're

13:31

outside, you got a skied on your peter.

13:33

wack it off. Wack it off. Okay. You're talking

13:35

about I thought you're literally I thought this song was about

13:37

jerking off. Right. It could be. It could be.

13:39

One way to get the poison out. That's

13:41

why that's why it's gray bars. You know what's

13:43

got? A double meeting. Double entendrook.

13:45

Wow. And then if your mom walked in on

13:47

you, you're like, stop it, mom. I was

13:49

trying to get mosquitoes off. Exactly.

13:52

That's why it's swollen. You know?

13:54

Yeah. Damn. Hold on. Let's

13:56

go. So after the

13:58

birds and bees talk, like you left the

13:59

room be like, that went well.

14:01

That'll never end up in a stand up routine. You

14:04

know, I felt like I had

14:06

somewhat described the deed and

14:08

what happened? It was enough. Scratchy

14:10

surface. I checked it off from my

14:12

downstairs and told your mother and she's

14:14

like, you what? No. You should

14:16

know. She didn't know that was

14:18

the the euphemism you're going for?

14:20

No. It wasn't planned. I just Oh, those

14:22

are just loaded. Yeah. I didn't know what to say. You

14:24

said fuck it. You're eating a bowl of honey nut cheerios

14:26

one day, and you're like, oh, you got something.

14:28

I was trying to come up

14:30

with a visual reference. Freestyle. Yeah.

14:33

And you didn't yes and for shit. Yeah. You don't

14:35

wanna go, like, Lincoln Navigator?

14:38

No. Just Lincoln exist that.

14:40

Lemo was it. Oh,

14:42

and Wow. I I love this.

14:44

I love this so much. So

14:46

you left not informed and

14:49

you left being like I bombed that and then just a

14:51

talk never happened again. Yeah.

14:52

And then I think you just left work for four

14:55

weeks. Yeah. And then I just stared at the garage

14:57

book because I I travel a

14:59

lot then. I'd probably just drop that and do a

15:01

lot

15:01

of down. that what you will. Alright. Good luck. Learn

15:03

a curse in next week. Good luck. If

15:05

you have more questions, bottoms downstairs.

15:07

Good forward. What did you say? Did your mom assist

15:09

at all of this? No. No.

15:11

We we didn't make eye contact till it's like fourteen.

15:14

Yeah. I never I never got a

15:16

bird I never got a bird to be stuck. really?

15:19

Never. I just found dogs. I I had older

15:21

friends and I was just a watch of spice and I was

15:23

like, oh, there it is. I think eventually everybody

15:25

does. But no one ever sat me down and

15:27

like -- Yeah. -- told me anything. Well,

15:29

Michael, I have news for you. What's up? I have

15:31

a limousine. Give it to me.

15:33

The limousine? I I'll give you

15:35

the talk. Oh, okay. Can you imagine my

15:37

bottle limousine? We'd have a long talk after that.

15:40

Just I j If you have a bottle of limousine, you have

15:42

a problem. If you have parking and you need

15:44

limousine, not going well. How do you

15:46

reverse from those? Do they reverse? I think it's

15:48

like a horse. They can't walk backwards. Oh, yeah.

15:50

No. They Can you print a little parking limousine?

15:52

That's insane. Yeah. I think you have to put your head

15:54

out of the sun roof and go beep beeps. I don't think

15:56

they have the beeps. Whoa. God

15:58

damn. Here's a hundred degrees in the valley today.

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19:38

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19:40

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19:43

night -- Right. -- I can't be one

19:45

hundred percent certain. What's your best

19:47

position? Best of

19:48

favor.

19:49

Both. It's two

19:50

questions. That's the most frequent. What do

19:52

you what do you think you're the best at?

19:55

Oh, good.

19:56

Can I can I get some headphones? Do myself

19:58

some pose? Noise canceling headphones? oh

20:02

Oh. Where

20:02

did where did? This is just a

20:04

tip. What's the next question? Oh, I

20:06

love it. Alright. Pass. You

20:08

could pass. It's totally fine.

20:11

Fuck. Christian, for

20:14

sure. Okay. Okay. So

20:17

Trevor has said many times in his podcast when

20:19

he was a kid, he would print pornography

20:21

fee. Mhmm. And he would put it in his paintball

20:24

magazine. But he felt like that was, like, top

20:26

security. That was incognito a

20:28

hundred percent, yeah, the incognito, it's how to be remito. Did

20:30

you one did you know about that prior

20:32

to him saying that on a podcast? And two, if

20:35

you did know about it, How

20:37

do how did you or do you

20:39

feel about it? I did

20:41

know about it before I You did?

20:43

Yeah. Were you found it or somebody found

20:45

it? I found it.

20:46

You were looking through a paintball magazine and you're

20:48

like, that ain't paintball. I

20:51

found it.

20:52

I borrowed it.

20:53

Hold up.

20:55

No. No. No. I found it.

20:58

What you're just looking through the magazine? I was just

21:00

scrolling through the magazine kind of

21:02

millennials. It is. Oh,

21:04

it You had you had it in your room. I picked

21:06

it up, looking through it, and there it was. And I

21:08

was like, okay. That's pretty that's pretty clever,

21:10

but it's not clever enough.

21:13

Yeah. was it, like, stuck in there? Oh, it

21:15

didn't open. Yeah.

21:15

It had to open. Oh, yeah. I mean, it was

21:17

supposed to post a note in there. That's probably how I

21:19

found it. It's like Yeah. Like, why is this

21:21

cage open? It's a big

21:23

ass book. Yeah. I

21:25

do remember I do remember it was printed out

21:27

though. It was No. I was reading a paper

21:29

through your guys colored print.

21:32

I mean, ink cartridges were

21:34

just straight to tits. Oh,

21:36

that's great. I mean, I would

21:38

print just full HD,

21:40

all the colors done. When

21:42

you when you saw it. Were you like, oh, we

21:44

have similar tastes?

21:45

the phone Fully. Thank

21:47

you. I don't know. I

21:49

don't know. What I did I

21:52

remember though. Do you remember me talking to you about

21:54

it? I do. Yeah. Oh. Do you remember what

21:56

I said? I think you said something like you shouldn't do

21:58

this because what if your sister, like, opens

21:59

one of these magazines sains. I'm like, no.

22:02

Never mind. What was

22:04

it? Didn't care about that. You said, it's not think

22:06

it's expensive. No. I was too bricked up to know what

22:08

I'm saying. No. It was about your mother. if your

22:11

mother found it, she would be very

22:13

disappointed and you would be in big trouble.

22:15

Disappointed, why?

22:16

Well, I don't know. She didn't want her

22:18

her in a son, cute little son.

22:21

Stash

22:21

wasn't born and Yeah. Yeah.

22:23

What what

22:26

issues was this? Do we remember? Thirteen.

22:28

Thirteen. Okay. How's it? drive time. Yeah.

22:30

Well, that's Yeah. It was the prime time. I mean,

22:32

yeah. Dude, back in the day. I mean, I'm fucking an

22:34

air fryer. I mean, it is it is a I mean, it's

22:36

still to this Yeah. I mean, tomorrow, Thursday, out of

22:38

that bitch. Talk tomorrow. Crispy.

22:41

We'll see you back in my day. We

22:43

couldn't just go look it up and print it out.

22:45

Go to the ones. Well,

22:47

basically, you had to find somebody's

22:49

dad stash of

22:51

magazines. Yeah. I found

22:53

your stash one time. Of magazines?

22:55

Baseball, you had magazines. No.

22:57

There's baseball cards. There's baseball cards or

22:59

there were, like, a poker cards. Oh, yeah.

23:02

Oh, there's there's tits on.

23:04

Right.

23:04

Right. Right. No. Those were a

23:07

gift from a friend. Gag gift.

23:09

Gag gift. What was some Yeah.

23:11

What was that? all in. Gag gift.

23:13

Yep. those cards. You found those? Yeah.

23:16

Did you use them? I wondered why there were never

23:18

fifty two cards in that deck. Well, guess

23:20

what the other three were? Yeah.

23:23

housing. Oh,

23:23

but we you know, when I was scared to

23:26

you, somebody would find their dad stash and

23:28

then send over and share it and hide

23:30

it in the shed or something. like

23:32

steal a magazine? and then a page or two. steal him.

23:35

Macy's got a lot. Oh, from the

23:37

downstairs. Yeah. Sure. Sure. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

23:39

Yeah. If if you're a

23:41

dad, and you see one or two of your magazines

23:44

missing, I I would be proud. I'm like

23:46

cool. At least it works. Good for you.

23:48

There we go use it. Mhmm. I use yeah.

23:50

I you know the little I've said this to you before. You

23:52

know the little you know the Adam and Eve catalogs.

23:54

How many have thought though? Yeah. That

23:56

I I stole a bunch from my

23:58

So I'm like pleasuring myself to,

24:01

like, not not even, like, hot

24:03

stuff. Like, just like toys and stuff.

24:05

Yeah. Oh, wow. Actually,

24:07

I got about those. That was like

24:09

the original mail order

24:11

device. Yes. You know? Yeah.

24:13

What a I still have a bunch of them in an air

24:15

walk backpack at my house in

24:18

DC. So if you guys Oh, I wanna

24:20

ship that bag here. I would do it. I don't even know

24:22

what's in that air walk backpack, but a lot of

24:24

stuff. And for sure, someone's

24:26

opened it up. Well, it's in the

24:28

closet. Well, for us, you know, when

24:30

it wasn't a dad's stash. It

24:32

was the JCPenney catalog,

24:34

really. Yeah. It would talk to me nice. Yeah.

24:36

Or the Nancy demographic at

24:38

library. oh, hey, now. I will say I

24:40

always knew where I could find a a pair of boobs in the

24:42

house and there wasn't that geo in the dining

24:44

room. It was like somewhere in the forties

24:46

of pages and both pages

24:48

back to back brushed it up. Yeah.

24:51

You knew about it too? What? I

24:52

didn't know what you had one. No.

24:55

No. No. You guys bought a book. And was

24:57

in it was like a display piece.

24:59

Oh. It was in Yeah. It was under

25:01

that, like, glass table. So it didn't have the

25:03

impact on me that it did young

25:06

Trevor. Oh. Come on. Young. I have a hand

25:08

attached to her on my back. Hold

25:11

up. Let me see. What those

25:13

NAT geos? I mean, they were you

25:15

know, they were

25:15

out in the tribe. They were, you know,

25:18

hot. Wild. Maybe that's

25:20

why you

25:20

like to have that do it in

25:22

the the

25:22

outside. The outsides? Yeah. Nigeria.

25:26

You like it outside? Sure. Why not?

25:28

I like to get adventurous. You know, bed is

25:30

too scripted. No. Bed is

25:32

scripted. Even a bow. What do we love

25:34

each other? Oh, walls, papers. Love.

25:36

No. Wingretry. Yeah.

25:38

But with it it there's too much stuff happening.

25:40

What a hell of a crash happening? Yep.

25:42

But it's fun. You live it on the edge. You can hear

25:44

birds. I don't like it. depends where

25:46

you're at. There we go. Talk to me. Well, do

25:48

you like do you like outside or inside guy?

25:51

Yeah. It's all good. It's all

25:54

good. That's a man who's that sex. It's all good.

25:56

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, but

25:58

I have to say

25:59

with over time, there's been less of

26:02

the outside

26:02

action. Oh,

26:03

yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But, you know, yeah, once

26:05

you got a once you're They're financially stable. I mean,

26:08

you just go inside. Oh, yeah. You spend a lot of

26:10

money in that bed. Put us on the e

26:12

screen an outside Sequoia view. Yeah. There you

26:14

go. Yeah. You just

26:14

become more selective in your

26:17

your

26:17

views and your approaches.

26:19

Choices. You make wiser choices. Yeah.

26:22

Outside outside is good, outside.

26:24

You're insane. Who

26:24

do you think is better at

26:27

SCX, you

26:28

or Trevor. I

26:33

mean, it's got to you. I mean, experience speed.

26:35

There you go. because I think you know

26:37

where all the buttons are. I don't know. I think

26:39

traffic is still trying to figure out where to

26:41

even purchase, like, know where my own penis is.

26:43

That's what I'm saying. Who the hell? Did I leave

26:45

it at home tonight? Hey.

26:47

God damn. We know. It's hard

26:49

to lose a losing, you know. Hold

26:52

on. Big flex. Big

26:54

flex. You know, it's not hard to lose a

26:56

fiat. I'm packing. okay. So you're going

26:58

you. I that's that's what I that's what I assume. from

27:01

experience. That's what I assume. But you be but

27:03

you think Trevor at some point is

27:05

gonna what is the master gonna

27:07

become the teacher? Whatever he wants. That'll be fine.

27:09

I don't wanna Yeah. Ask on.

27:11

Ask off. I'm just pushing it up. I don't wanna think

27:13

about it, but I would

27:15

hope he's good. Trying to

27:16

No. IIII think

27:18

I think the growth from, like, five

27:20

years to now, I think he's I think he's really

27:22

doing it. Yeah. It's I

27:24

feel like it's the same way golf. I can hang with the big dogs, but I'm

27:27

not I'm not playing birdies golf.

27:29

I might be a little bit of bogey golf. I'm not annoying

27:31

to play with. I can find the hole.

27:33

You can. seen it.

27:34

You get there eventually? Eventually. Yeah.

27:36

I'm having I'm having enough strokes.

27:38

Yeah. Exactly. Enough strokes from the rough

27:40

outside. Hello? strokes. outside. Sequoia

27:43

trees. We got four. because she's

27:45

a four. And

27:48

so am I? Alright.

27:50

Let's

27:50

you know what? We're listen.

27:52

Ladies and gents, listeners,

27:55

watchers. We're gonna get back to on

27:57

brand questions. But I would like to get

27:59

a little

27:59

wholesome here because I've witnessed

28:02

this relationship for quite

28:04

many years and it's a beautiful, loving relationship between mister

28:06

Wallace and Trevor. So I'd like to ask some

28:08

wholesome questions. Yeah.

28:11

When

28:11

Trevor first said that he

28:13

wanted to be a comedian. What were your

28:15

thoughts? Mhmm.

28:17

Uh-oh. No. Of

28:20

course. Yeah. No. It was good. Okay. So

28:23

there's a

28:23

couple questions here. One is when did he first

28:25

start talking about doing comedy? And

28:28

then there was the bigger question of

28:30

or the more important time of when

28:33

he

28:33

decided to do it full time -- Right. -- and

28:35

leave the day job. That was, like, my biggest,

28:38

like, I was nervous to talk to your mom and be like, hey, I'm

28:40

quitting my job to do this full time. Yeah.

28:42

Yeah. So let's back up to the first one. though

28:44

when he just wanted to do

28:46

comedy, I

28:47

guess he had already started because

28:49

you did the comedy class, the comedy

28:51

workshop. Mhmm. And we knew you were dabbling

28:53

in it at at college, and you

28:56

had a comedy club, you helped

28:58

start. Right. And that's the

28:59

San Jose state.

29:01

And we had seen him

29:03

do a couple short sets.

29:06

Yeah. And so

29:08

we encouraged it. You know? We

29:10

we got it. Well, mom was the reason I started because she

29:12

cut out the piece of the paper like, classed at

29:14

the Ventura Harbor

29:15

Comic Club, and I was seventeen when she did that.

29:17

That's great. It was wild. Do you remember one

29:19

time I came home from college,

29:22

And this is when I was, like, it was, like,

29:24

nineteen, and I would write, like, five minutes

29:26

of jokes to do the next night. Like,

29:28

not, like, oh, my gun. And I remember I

29:30

was supposed to do a guess at just five

29:32

minutes when, like, win a break or

29:34

something. And then your mom, like, oh,

29:36

let's hear and then you guys sat down

29:38

at the dinner table. I have never

29:40

bombed all of my life. I I

29:42

don't know. Do you remember this? We we did it a

29:44

couple times. times.

29:45

But but, dumb, I don't wanna do it. Be like,

29:47

no. Come on. Just do it. You need an audience. And

29:49

your guys' faces after to be like,

29:51

yeah. You know, there's something there. Not

29:54

about the limousine. Well, it's like when you

29:56

go see the the little girl at school play

29:58

and she's got the solo and she starts singing

30:00

and you're like, You know? Yeah. Why why why why

30:02

don't you look at that? So you're saying I

30:05

bombed. He was

30:07

I I just recall you being

30:09

funny.

30:09

And to to do a five minute set and

30:12

then come up and do it for us, you

30:13

were nervous and it was fracked.

30:15

He's also in the dining room. Yeah. Not a

30:18

great location. That's where you bomb. Yes. Yeah. I

30:20

mean, you're doing it in front of plates.

30:22

You're gonna bomb. I would wish there's it was

30:24

I remember it was, like, kinda it bright. You

30:26

guys are sitting on the corner. I was just standing right in front

30:28

of me with a TV camera. It was very close. You're

30:30

right there. You do it with TV remote?

30:32

Yeah. Oh, no. We're just doing it

30:34

with a done. I bought.

30:36

I remember just me I remember, like, saying it.

30:38

And then me, like, then you guys were, like, like, it was

30:40

very much like, oh, yeah. Alright. Yeah.

30:43

Oh, you guys don't think anything was,

30:45

like, Oh, I did a I did a roast for my dad for your what

30:47

was that birthday? Sixtieth? Sixtieth.

30:51

Sixtieth. They, like, came home from college,

30:53

dude, I honestly I felt like it was a

30:55

touring comedian. I came home flu You

30:57

know, I've been doing comedy by that. A little bit. Yeah.

30:59

I've I've been doing I had been some

31:01

shows on my belt, but I came home for my dad's

31:03

six his birthday. You didn't know he was gonna be there. Then I

31:05

showed up with, like, a two minute roast. No. The

31:07

whole party, like, I walked in surprise my dad. I was

31:09

like, what? And I was like, time of roast. Everybody, like,

31:12

gathered around. I was near a table

31:14

again. I was in the corner of the room,

31:16

and then I did, like, two minutes of roast

31:18

and kinda wish I remember what I wrote down.

31:20

Did did a crush? It was funny. Parts yeah.

31:22

Yeah. Yeah. It was it was good, but it was, like,

31:24

a minute and a half. And then I was, like, alright, back to

31:26

Roanoke. It wasn't even a roast. was. But but

31:28

what I'm saying, you you were just like, I'm gonna roast when you

31:30

started it. It wasn't like a let's organize aetna.

31:33

Well, it was like, knows organized, but

31:35

it was just like a minute and a half. We got in. Oh, okay.

31:37

We got just flew through. So did you

31:39

offer it up? Did you say, hey, I'm gonna roast

31:42

down now or I don't remember how it worked, but I think

31:44

we coordinated in the back end to do it. Or I

31:46

think it was, like, your friends or mom was,

31:48

like, you should do this and then

31:50

show up surprise dad, and then at some point

31:52

in the party, we'll

31:53

congregate everyone, then you can do some Joe.

31:56

That's great. I don't remember. No. That's great. It's a

31:58

great surprise. You and

31:59

Trevor's sister showed up unannounced halfway

32:02

through the party, and I had

32:04

no

32:04

idea there. But I literally felt like I was, like,

32:06

hot show. I was because, like, you don't

32:08

fly that much alone when you're, like, nineteen. So

32:11

I was leaving San Jose state to go

32:13

fly, to go roast my fucking dad. Yo.

32:15

We're talking Sam say airport, the Burbank

32:17

airport. We're talking big flights on

32:19

the PJ, but I lay out

32:21

an audience. I don't know audience. I don't know

32:23

audience. Yeah. Jim

32:25

Gaffigan time she did. Let's go. You're cute. I'm selling a

32:27

Madison Square Garden. I love it. Two of

32:29

them. It's a roadshow because they were all they

32:31

did well. Yeah. I wish I were

32:33

you know what, it's funny. It's probably I have

32:35

my college laptop somewhere in

32:39

the amount of time. Oh, you had it all right now? Yeah.

32:41

There you go. Yeah. I mean, even if it still

32:43

opens from still agtites, it

32:45

just probably ran in there somewhere,

32:47

but I'm curious. Well, so the

32:50

second time I'm referencing is when

32:52

Trevor wanted to quit

32:54

his day job. And we

32:55

had we were very

32:58

proud of the progress Trevor was making at that point.

33:00

He was working at the OldF

33:02

Digital during the day, turned up, and

33:04

going out every night doing

33:07

as many nights as he could doing, you

33:09

know, what do you call

33:11

open my Yeah. Holding my skis. Doing

33:13

open my skid around this, ma'am.

33:15

Yeah. doing a couple gigs here and there.

33:17

He went on the road with the

33:19

ADD team and stuff. But

33:21

he kept kind of priming those for

33:23

it. He's like someday, you know, how long I would make ends. And my

33:25

mom was never like like, I remember one time I was like, yeah. But, you

33:27

know, this is nice. She's like, right. Right. But, like, you know,

33:30

they pay your insurance there. I

33:32

was like, right. Right. But I don't

33:34

care what I dream. And I thought Trevor

33:36

was in the perfect job. He was around

33:38

comedian. He was around Con. It was a great

33:40

job for that. Yeah. He

33:42

was he was working. He was making

33:44

money. He was courage,

33:46

they would have been giving time off to go do

33:48

shows. Yeah. Yeah. But, like, you're in a

33:50

great situation.

33:51

But, you know, when

33:53

you're

33:53

ready, you'll know. And so

33:55

the day he finally told us that

33:58

he wanted to quit, he may have already

34:00

given his notice. I don't know. But he would yeah. He had

34:02

a and he sat us down and I could hear

34:04

it coming. And and he

34:06

he went on quite quite a

34:08

little while explain to us that Oh, god. I think I'm ready and I

34:10

go to that. That that that and we're both

34:12

we were ready. We're like No. I

34:13

think so. So you you

34:16

know it's Did you think I was sitting

34:18

you down for any other news or just that? No.

34:20

Just that. Okay. And we were totally

34:22

ready to say go for it. We we have

34:24

faith. We We think you'll do

34:26

fine. But, you know, you'll get a

34:28

salem, man. You are selling

34:30

salem. plant. I think they were gonna

34:32

be like, oh, stay you need to do this.

34:34

I I came in with just

34:36

pages on, like, stats,

34:38

numbers, analytics. Well,

34:40

because I that they were gonna be like, well, no,

34:42

you should keep doing keep doing the job

34:44

and keep doing, you know? Yeah. But, dude,

34:47

I mean, like, it's you're so lucky

34:49

to have parents at one support you, but also just,

34:51

like, in that moment, I think most parents would have been, like, you

34:53

know, like, maybe we'll

34:54

see if So so so blah blah blah

34:56

blah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Some hesitation. But it

34:58

was no. I remember it was

35:00

we knew this moment was coming, and that's, like, one of my favorite days. Yeah. We knew this was

35:02

coming, and we

35:03

think you're ready and encourage you

35:05

to do it.

35:07

Yeah. It's it's beautiful. I've I've seen you because obviously,

35:09

I do a lot of Trevor's shows, and I've seen you

35:11

at so many. I mean, you're so many. I mean, I

35:13

you're merch and Did they sold up last

35:16

week in an sorry. number one fan

35:18

pulled up in auction are both you and mom wearing

35:20

the merchandise. I teared up seeing that. It's

35:22

crazy. Yeah. We're I'm number one

35:24

fan, your mother would say she is, but

35:26

I think I'm a little more. Oh, yeah. I

35:28

mean, look who's on the set. I know.

35:30

I know. No. My mom supports everything I

35:32

do. The podcast is one where she's like, I don't know

35:34

if any toys. Some of

35:36

the stuff you and Michael talk about, it's a

35:38

little bulker. I love watching

35:40

your mom laugh at

35:42

at you you. Yeah. It's

35:44

crazy. Yeah. I mean, that's that's

35:46

gotta be a wild moment to,

35:50

like, to to raise

35:52

something like from like

35:54

an egg to now and then

35:57

watch it, walk around and have people

35:59

spend a lot of money and like thousands

36:01

of people come out to see your son

36:03

and he's making and he's crushing,

36:05

making everyone laugh, and to be in the back and

36:07

be like, wow, that's that's

36:10

my son. Is that real? Yeah. What does

36:12

that feel real? It's

36:14

it's totally surreal. I mean, like,

36:16

when we were at the the Vic Theatre

36:18

-- No. Chicago. No. Chicago. Chicago does.

36:20

awesome. You know, two two tiers of talked to downstairs,

36:23

settled out, two nights -- Two nights,

36:25

saw the line between the block, the people

36:27

coming in, poach in

36:30

the merch in the lobby and,

36:32

you know, fans going crazy.

36:34

And yet

36:36

every

36:36

time I

36:37

see a performance, there

36:39

was part of me that just it's like

36:41

I I'm not your dad and just

36:43

I'm just watching. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm just a

36:45

fan. I'm just in the audience. Oh, yeah. And I have

36:48

to, like, Oh, hey, that's Trevor. I'll lean over. That's our

36:50

son. Well, well,

36:51

my sister said that the first time she saw me

36:53

in New York at the Gramercy, this

36:55

was like prepandemic. this

36:57

was, like, the first one of the first theaters ever did. When they

37:00

announced, like, I'm making noise for Trevor Walsh.

37:02

Sheila was, like, looking at her friends, like, these people were,

37:04

like, cheering for my

37:06

brother. Yeah. She

37:06

was hammered. But Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's Well,

37:09

your sister, to me, is

37:11

another gauge

37:12

of how funny you

37:14

are. because she's very

37:16

funny, but in a different way than Trevor.

37:18

She's very quick weighted. She

37:20

a lot of zingers. A lot

37:22

of zinger migrations. A lot of shots at

37:24

the parents. Oh, she

37:27

was a feisty lad on But

37:29

I'd seen her at a couple of Trevor shows,

37:31

and she's cracking up. I mean, tears

37:33

cracking up. Rich's friend is

37:34

a celebrity. Wow. Yeah. That's incredible.

37:36

So when did you when Trevor

37:38

was younger, was there a

37:40

moment where you're like, oh, this kid? Do you remember the moment

37:42

where you're like, oh, this kid funny?

37:45

Well, I do.

37:48

He was he was always funny, but quiet.

37:51

trevor's quiet around the house. I mean -- Yeah. -- sounds like a fucking serial

37:53

killer. What are you talking about? Yeah. He was always a little

37:56

quiet around the house. Yeah. Yeah. He

37:58

didn't have a lot to say. No. He

37:59

was he was

38:02

he was generally

38:03

quiet. You know, he wasn't, like,

38:05

an extra word. He wasn't moistures

38:07

and everything. It was too busy. He did. magazine.

38:10

Hell yeah. Yeah. He was he was

38:12

busy, man. He was back in the day. He was busy

38:14

dancing. Stitchock. but

38:16

I was

38:16

making them. You did it. Oh, yeah.

38:18

Entrepreneur. Trademark.

38:21

Anyway, he was he he

38:24

was quiet, but he was

38:26

funny. And he

38:26

would, you know, he would act out a little

38:28

bit. And when I say he was quiet, the one

38:31

thing he wasn't quiet about is constantly,

38:33

and he still is, constantly singing, like,

38:34

in the shower or just

38:36

walk around, and the songs he would sing,

38:39

it would be crazy. It'd be

38:42

like fifty these do up Well, because they're awesome. Like, I would hear them playing the Theft

38:44

Auto radio stations. Right? They'd always

38:46

be playing Oh, my ex.

38:48

So you just live. My parents, like, how

38:51

a fuck. You know that? I didn't have daughter right now. I didn't know

38:53

how you knew it, but he'd sing country. He'd

38:55

sing, you know, classic rock, r

38:58

b, rap, whatever. Yeah.

39:00

But he was just he

39:02

he was quiet, like, in conversation or

39:04

in groups. But when he was alone, he was never

39:06

quiet. You know, this Oh, he's still singing.

39:09

not so though. You're talking to us. Yeah. You are. You're

39:11

talking to yourself as a sign of intelligence.

39:13

Is

39:13

it? That's what I read on, like, a

39:15

fact dot com on Twitter. So

39:18

it's gotta be right. I believe it. I think it is.

39:19

Every time I I talk to myself a lot. Oh,

39:21

yeah. All

39:22

the time. But the second

39:22

is one of the present of my

39:25

present. I'm like, like to shut down. I

39:27

can't, like, be myself unless I'm by myself. Wow. Or you're on

39:30

stage.

39:30

Correct. Or if you're on the podcast.

39:32

No.

39:32

Well, people you like trust.

39:35

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. But, like, if I'm, like, kind of, like, you know,

39:37

getting to know somebody, I'm very, like, a little high,

39:39

cordial. Good evening. 401K

39:42

The second,

39:42

you're, like, my bulldog likes, Yeah. Yeah.

39:45

So I never saw Trevor as being funny, funny, comedian type funny, but

39:47

I -- Well, certainly remember. -- I mean,

39:49

that was really fucking funny. That

39:51

was unique. I love That

39:53

came later. Bring up the check mark. That came

39:55

up later. But I definitely

39:58

remember the first moment where I saw

39:59

Trevor perform -- Yeah. -- in

40:02

front of people.

40:03

And you may remember

40:06

this. We

40:06

took a family vacation with

40:09

another close

40:09

family friends of ours and

40:12

their kids. and their son and Trevor are to the state, good

40:14

buddies. But they they did a bunch of stuff

40:16

together, and we were very close to the parents.

40:18

So the two families went

40:20

to Hawaii for vacation.

40:22

Mhmm. Went to the big

40:24

island. And the first part of the

40:26

vacation, we stayed in the little town

40:28

of Volcano. on

40:28

the wet side of this town is called Volcano? Yeah. It's called

40:30

Volcano. It's on a big island. It's

40:32

a marine force. Yeah. Yeah. And

40:36

so we had a we rented a

40:38

house. The

40:38

the other family rented a house. We got together

40:40

first night there. We go down into the little

40:42

town, and there is very

40:45

small town. that there was a market that had a little

40:47

restaurant in it. And we were eating

40:49

dinner in this back room, and we're the

40:51

only ones there. And there

40:53

was a stage So they

40:54

probably did local entertainment on weekends or whatever, but

40:56

there was a little stage over there. And we're

40:58

just carrying on,

40:59

having my ties, you

41:01

know, waiting on dinner or whatever, all of a sudden Trevor's up on

41:04

this stage. Do you remember this?

41:06

No. And he just

41:07

starts too. He starts

41:09

He just starts riffing and and performing -- Rhodewood.

41:11

-- what? Turnwood. Yeah. I

41:14

wasn't even posting on TikTok.

41:16

No. Really? What do you do for

41:18

a living? every to a tree frog. We did video. I mean, I don't even know if

41:20

we were, you know, into that stuff then. But You

41:22

you could video it? No. I don't I don't

41:26

have anything. accept the

41:26

memories. And I can picture it. I can see the stage. I was

41:29

supposed to

41:29

be covered up there. You were, like,

41:31

twelve or thirteen? Like, crush on how's that even

41:33

bombing? You were fine.

41:36

And -- Really? -- although our kids are cracking up and

41:38

and the parents thought what? So it is better

41:40

than than he did in the living room at one time.

41:43

I think Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, there was

41:45

a stage for this one. Living room,

41:47

flat ground. While I was eye level

41:49

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practicing your tore up portion

45:30

for for your barmid. on that trip. I didn't

45:32

think I was going there, but yeah. Yeah. I thought I was

45:34

probably something else -- Yeah. -- with my forearms.

45:36

Yep. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you

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probably were. So he'd be in the shower in the hotel, and we could hear

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him, you know, working on his store

45:41

portion in the shower. Like I said, never

45:43

quiet when he was Yeah.

45:46

Yeah. Hello?

45:47

because the tour portion was it. That was all just memorization.

45:49

Yeah. Yeah. Can I come home with everything?

45:51

Oh, you could. Couple of olives. Couple of

45:54

olives. You know? I think you're the movie goes out live

45:56

in there. How many did? Is it

45:57

But you said you did pretty well. I

45:59

bought

45:59

mine. You bought Did you sell But

46:02

everyone else who's there doesn't really know

46:04

what's going on. Oh, I think

46:06

you're I think you're good. Right. You're

46:08

also thirteen, so everyone's like, whatever the hell. You

46:10

know? If you if you mess up, it's cute. Right? If

46:12

you're, you know, twenty seven reading, you fuck

46:14

up, like, yeah. I paid for a flight for this shit. You didn't you didn't pay

46:16

thirteen and bombing, like, oh, this shit is great. We

46:18

were very proud. Oh, god. I

46:20

wanna find there's a photo of me that

46:22

outfit. I Please, I'll bring it.

46:24

God. I literally love him. I

46:26

love him. He's gonna put him

46:28

on the on the pod. Oh, yeah. We

46:31

got pictures. Oh, please. This man has pictures

46:33

for days. Oh, what about at your

46:35

party? The after party? What what? Do you

46:37

remember the song you came into?

46:39

No. Yes. What was it? What was

46:41

it? Oh. Oh, my Excellently, Texas. Oh.

46:44

Was it, like, Green Day

46:46

or something? mom would

46:46

love it. It was it was a It had a build up. I wish it was Kid

46:49

Rock, but it wasn't. It it might have been Nirvana. It might

46:51

have been -- Oh, really? -- what smells like

46:53

Tinsby? Yes. It was. It

46:56

was. Now what

46:57

was his what was his theme for his comments for you? Do you remember?

46:59

You have a theme? Understood. No.

47:01

I wish. What was

47:04

do we do super Sumo Rush Lane for Mine? Or was that for

47:07

Sumo Rush Lane was always kinda sexual.

47:09

Anyone else? It's like your grandma's big suits

47:11

and you're you're going

47:13

back and forth and you land on the person. You're like, that was

47:15

kinda got me a little bit. Am I the only one?

47:17

Next question. So Yeah. Here here am

47:20

I out of your time. Who are

47:22

you wrestling? Family members? Yeah. Oh, alright. That checks out. That

47:24

doesn't check out because it's hot. I tongue her

47:26

down. Who cares? So

47:28

Mister Walt, they're thirteen, Michael.

47:32

I will start doing two. Oh, okay. Perfect. What

47:34

were you thinking? I didn't go last week. Okay.

47:38

Okay. It's showing up.

47:40

I just Okay. Hey,

47:42

you're doing good. Were you already asking girls

47:44

to take their socks off and see? Yes.

47:47

Oh, favorite time. Oh,

47:49

yeah. Breeze me the next one, you

47:51

know? Sorry or this is. Yeah. I know

47:53

where so LA

47:56

show. LA show. Nova. Mister

47:58

Trevor, you went? Obviously, we were

48:00

backstage, and you you show

48:02

us so much. killed that night. Thank you

48:04

so much. appreciate it. So far first time I saw your set.

48:06

Oh, wasn't really? Oh, well, no.

48:08

No. I'll take that back. The night before, my

48:10

buddy and I went down to San

48:12

Diego and saw you. So you were

48:14

there. Yes.

48:16

So I have heard some joke

48:18

I would say about Some. Some about

48:21

six minutes. Yeah. So you and

48:23

I were talking backstage and you

48:25

lean over and you

48:28

go hey, looked at your girlfriend's feet. My girlfriend was there. You go look

48:30

to my looked at your girlfriend's feet.

48:32

Look pretty good. Congratulations. good

48:35

congratulations So a

48:37

lot of questions here.

48:40

You looked at my girlfriend's feet. I'm on

48:42

board with that. I'll cut that. That's

48:44

fine. My next question, you said

48:46

you liked Were you just kinda reaffirming my jokes,

48:48

or are you in defeat?

48:54

a video. Let's go,

48:56

dude. Let's

48:58

go. Put it off, feed fry,

49:01

find it right now. Sell

49:03

that seventeen dollars. Snug

49:05

a video. Seventeen. You snug

49:07

a video. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. You're trying to take

49:10

it so How does this goddamn photo? I will hold on check-in to

49:12

see if if this is your thing

49:14

-- Yeah. -- you know, were

49:17

shot delivering. Did you how what did you

49:20

choose? Did you cherry

49:22

it? Did you choose? Were you getting what you

49:24

wanted out of life? Is what I was checking. And I

49:26

really appreciate that. But

49:28

it brings me to my final question.

49:30

Yes. You knew what to

49:32

look for because you were like, oh, those look

49:34

good. If you weren't in you wouldn't know what to look

49:36

for. When you look at those, you go, those look

49:38

good. Meaning, they look good to you.

49:40

So my question is if if you have a little

49:42

bit of a foot fetish or open here.

49:44

Do you like feet? Oh, like

49:46

good

49:46

feet. Yeah. Yeah. You

49:48

do? You do anything with

49:50

her? No. Alright. I

49:54

saw her. I enjoy them? You enjoy them. You go, hey. Those look good. Yeah.

49:56

I like to put them on my mouth, but I won't. Yeah.

49:58

because I'm a respectful

50:00

gentleman. because

50:01

ah

50:02

got limousine. I love it. So you just do it. So you like you like the

50:04

way they look. Good thing. Yeah. I love it.

50:07

Sure. God, that makes me

50:10

Good thing. get that straight from you. Some some guys are, you

50:12

know, breast guys. Right? Some

50:14

guys are you are sick.

50:16

No ass. No. He's the same person. You got

50:18

that from

50:20

your dad. That's where I'm

50:21

going. A number one. Ask him.

50:22

You are. Yes.

50:25

Let's fucking see how

50:28

we come. Alright.

50:30

So what type of ass are we talking about? Big

50:32

like brine a source looking thing? No. No.

50:35

Yeah. No. Don't like it.

50:37

This current. current trend working out videos. I

50:39

don't like it even though. No. Where where

50:41

does your bill length on

50:43

this? Driver like ass. It looked like

50:45

it it should More American parties. on it. Yeah. Do it all. French Montana.

50:48

Yep. No. Yeah. I'm not

50:50

interested in all. You're gonna be able to see around it, you know.

50:52

Thank you.

50:54

But number one, ask number two legs -- Yeah. --

50:57

and and close number

50:59

three feet. So you think

51:01

the bottom have

51:01

shoddy. straight.

51:04

Waste down. Race down. I love this.

51:06

Three is feet. You want feet over

51:08

face. You want feet over face. You

51:11

want feet over face. Here's a tip

51:13

of a wrist. I'm feet I'm feet over Who cares about tits? Oh, you're

51:15

your feet over a fly. My baby. Who

51:17

cares? Yeah. I

51:20

don't. No.

51:20

They don't do anything for me. I'll kiss you right now.

51:22

Then what a what a great moment we just had?

51:25

Anytime. You my dad? No. Alright. Just

51:27

check it. That's a question. Yeah.

51:30

We should really dive into. Oh. So there is your

51:32

father. Who knows? So no. He's in

51:34

Boca Dad. I love

51:36

you. But what

51:38

is so we're just keeping around here, but we're on the we're on the topics. do it.

51:41

Did you know when

51:43

Trevor lost his virginity?

51:46

No. No. You just It wasn't acting different that day.

51:49

Never. Never walk in, floating around, high

51:51

five in the cats. Yo.

51:53

What's good, man? never caught

51:55

him in the act.

51:58

Never caught him in the act. Never

51:59

yeah. I saw the act. I think I did the court.

52:02

He said at the the the house twice.

52:04

I'm too scared. Those walls are

52:05

thin. You you did at our house?

52:07

Yes. Twice ever. Where were

52:10

we at? No. Okay.

52:12

Did you

52:12

when you came home, were you like,

52:15

it smells different? No.

52:16

No. I was nervous.

52:18

Yeah. And also there's stars on the ceiling.

52:21

I can't be, like, you know, smoking a

52:23

fucking vape pad, like, you see that?

52:25

big dipper. Yeah. there's

52:28

an even bigger dipper down there. There you go. Okay.

52:30

So when you came back, you didn't know Trevor

52:32

was all, like, collapsed. Obviously, alright.

52:34

I thought he was still working on

52:37

it. I don't know. to this day? Could

52:39

be. No. So so I have no idea.

52:41

I don't know when. That was that high

52:43

school or what? Yeah.

52:46

Seventeen. Seventeen. Seventeen. But that wasn't that was the same girl twice?

52:49

Whoa. Oh, no. No. Let's

52:51

start over. Girl. Yeah. No.

52:56

Flashlight. One was

52:58

after, like, homecoming at

53:00

her place. Oh, homecoming?

53:02

Got it. Going home. Hey.

53:05

Hold up. A natural. I got jokes. Hold on.

53:07

I mean And the other time,

53:09

I think, was a high

53:12

school girlfriend. No. I

53:13

don't even the draw date of,

53:15

like, senior year. Wow. Nice.

53:18

Yeah. Learning things in the podcast. I love this channel.

53:20

When did you lose your virginity,

53:22

mister Wallace? wasn't in the woods. It had I was slow.

53:24

I was slow. Oh, like mentally or

53:27

No. Shut up. This

53:29

actually, you know. Nice.

53:32

took my time. Probably I was really good born. I mean, I

53:34

so you lost it at twelve. Just so Yeah. Yeah.

53:37

I it would have been

53:40

Late high school or early

53:42

college. Oh, no. Well, that's around that's around

53:44

about eighteen twenty. Yeah. That's right. I

53:46

hear stories of people that what

53:50

then? Yeah. Well, I think you're probably scarred

53:52

for a while after going into the woods and learning about

53:54

a penis. You're like, I don't wanna stay

53:57

away from that. You didn't wanna at my home. How are you

53:59

gonna give your kid this sex? I think I'm

54:01

gonna be graphic. You are?

54:03

Yeah. I'm like, why? I'm

54:04

gonna draw a thing like because

54:07

could I don't want my kid leaving there

54:09

being like a limousine?

54:11

Or, honestly, or I'm gonna I actually wanna take

54:14

that back. It's probably it's a hundred percent better to do to

54:16

do that. Well, you know how I do it now? I

54:18

would say Yeah. Yeah. Yes. You tell

54:20

me, what do you think

54:22

sexes. See what's on their mind? This is great. See what

54:24

their minds are too sheltered. Because they might

54:27

be. Okay. You got it. You know more

54:29

than I did or do. Could

54:31

we let let let's let's do a little scene.

54:33

So let's pretend Trevor thirteen Trevor

54:36

thirteen, you're giving the sex talk now with all your

54:38

experience. Okay.

54:40

Alright. Okay.

54:40

So Trevor, I think it's

54:42

time we have a talk about

54:44

sex. Googled.

54:45

Gaga. What do you

54:48

know about sex? What do you think? Tell me

54:50

what sex is. Man, it's you fork. You ever heard

54:52

of

54:52

Harley Davidson at five in the morning? Uh-huh.

54:54

Oh, third real life?

54:56

Thirteen ten, I'd be, like, Dad,

54:59

what are you what are you talking about? What why why are you doing

55:01

this? I just wanna play Fortnite.

55:04

Well,

55:04

I want you at some point

55:06

to understand what sex is and to

55:08

understand a few things

55:09

about it. Oh, I'm curious what you know

55:12

now. Dude, I don't know anything. You have, like, thirty

55:14

seconds to tell me, this is getting weird. Winslow's on

55:16

you ready.

55:18

Okay. I guess you don't

55:19

have a very open mind, do

55:22

you? Is

55:23

that the way? Alright.

55:25

What is it? Let

55:27

me hear it. I don't know. This is probably how it would have gone.

55:29

You know? Dude, this is a big deal. you guys are

55:32

doing a pristine job. This is exactly

55:34

how about all you say now. Would you

55:36

still go car

55:38

euphemism? Would you go you know, what

55:40

are what are we talking? Like Oh, you know what I mean? I

55:42

probably would have said Trevor. I'm serious. I wanna know

55:44

what you know now. see if you've been

55:46

misled or misdirected. And,

55:48

you know, if you know, then we don't

55:50

need to Let's let's say I'm in denial. And

55:52

and what like, what's a modern day

55:54

example. You'd be like, yeah, I got a number thirteen from Jersey mics and your

55:56

mother's got a fucking you know, well, like, what are

55:58

we talking? So if I had to redo it,

56:02

is what you're saying? Yeah. Yeah. When you said earlier, you're like, I know what

56:04

I would say now if I were to say it.

56:06

Well, I would have

56:07

asked. Oh, okay. Yeah. But if I

56:09

wanted to just explain

56:11

it, probably be more more clinical.

56:14

Okay. You know, I'd be --

56:14

Yeah. -- enough of the analogies because I

56:17

Obviously Well, I think

56:19

I think you still do it, but

56:21

then you'd fall a dick. I have a limousine. Long pause? cock. And I'm like Gotcha.

56:24

Gotcha. Gotcha. Yeah. I I'm sure I

56:26

would have been like, okay. I wanna tell

56:28

you how what

56:30

sex is how women get pregnant

56:33

and -- Yeah. -- and

56:35

and, you know,

56:37

I'll call Just be more I'm

56:39

sure you understand. Be more clinical. I love it. How would you say

56:42

it? I'd be like, listen,

56:43

Sebastian, sit down.

56:46

Double

56:47

up to things to tell you. I

56:49

never feel a lot of feelings now. It's

56:51

called horniness.

56:52

Mhmm. And all those exciting

56:55

films you have towards whoever you're

56:57

having them towards, that's horniness.

56:59

And

56:59

do you know how your

57:02

downstairs region?

57:04

the kind of thing it looks like, I don't know, a dente piece of pasta, hopefully, is bigger

57:06

than that, but maybe it's not. I don't know. I

57:08

haven't seen it in a while. When

57:11

it gets hard and

57:14

excited, that is your body

57:16

telling you that you wanna have what we

57:18

call,

57:19

fucking. scientific,

57:22

what we call, fornication.

57:24

Gotcha. Yes. Makes sure the same.

57:26

And women have these things, little slits,

57:29

God's finger

57:30

went and open

57:32

them up. And

57:33

in there, Pleasure

57:34

Town. And you

57:36

put your al dente piece of pasta are

57:38

hopefully rocked up pasta. This is a town. Yeah.

57:40

Oh. It's a GPS. Oh, yeah.

57:43

You just type in fucking

57:46

on the Google Maps? Not right now,

57:50

Sebastian. Oh, god. Oh,

57:52

look at that. It says alternate routes.

57:55

Honestly,

57:57

I don't know. I don't know

57:59

you have to. I because I think

58:01

if you did use weird

58:04

examples of the kid. Like, what do you what do you how do you Yeah.

58:06

I think, honestly, in full

58:08

transcript, I think, how I started

58:10

it'll be around there. But to kind of explain to kind of explain

58:13

the feeling of it and then kind

58:15

of start from

58:15

there. But

58:16

I don't know, dude.

58:18

I mean, I gave the sex talk to Greta. She didn't really

58:21

I don't think she kind of What? Yeah. What

58:24

the hell?

58:24

what the hell ha Oh,

58:27

wow. Wow. You know, you see. Here's one. Maybe

58:29

you say, sun, someday you're gonna

58:31

move beyond

58:32

socks.

58:35

Hold

58:35

on. Here's what that's

58:37

gonna look like. And here's what and then I

58:39

have a photo of the rifle. Yeah. A couple

58:41

of

58:41

questions and then we'll yeah. Then

58:43

get some audience stuff. So here's a let you

58:46

know, a couple why is Trevor such a

58:48

bad athlete?

58:50

Well, look at his father. The

58:52

self deprecation. I appreciate that. Yeah.

58:54

I I love it. Well, it's not

58:56

my trace. You ever seen me

59:00

throw Frisbee. Hey, I did it. I was a good frisbee

59:02

plan. Well, I can't say that.

59:04

I had my sports. would

59:07

play a lot frisbee in

59:09

college? Did did good with that. That's

59:11

right. You spoke a lot of weed. We did

59:13

a lot of frisbee.

59:16

Yeah. Yeah. We I

59:17

played tennis all the time. When he

59:19

played

59:19

tennis. When he's a

59:22

play? No. totally

59:24

loved it. But -- Okay. -- played a lot of tennis, and they didn't

59:26

get okay with that. Golf. Golf. Oh,

59:28

yeah. Yeah. Well, I took up golf

59:31

late in life. Okay. Yeah. But but I've played my

59:33

whole life because of you. Yeah. Pretty much. Yeah.

59:36

That's that's the sport we bind it over. But

59:38

otherwise, yeah,

59:40

that's why I'll let you answer your

59:42

question. It does. A hundred percent. Why any add other interest?

59:44

A payment answer. So

59:46

why has Trevor only

59:50

watched, like, three movies. Is it your fault or is he just

59:52

has no attendance span? And

59:54

how many books has he read? Seven?

59:57

Just

59:57

that Paypal magazine.

59:59

Yeah. I don't know. Trevor's not

1:00:02

a movie guy. I usually watch movies growing up.

1:00:04

I watch Black Hawk down and

1:00:06

missus Daupe. Why did you watch some of the comedy movies? Right.

1:00:08

You loved some of

1:00:10

those super bad and Oh,

1:00:12

those are

1:00:14

great. that's all I care about growing up was comedy movies. And I remember you guys had a Robin

1:00:16

Williams comedy special and you're like, do not watch

1:00:18

this one as a child. Like, this is not for you. This is inappropriate.

1:00:21

I remember being, like, cool. Cool. You guys are going bad. Boom.

1:00:23

We're watching it. We watched that recently. Just

1:00:25

one of the fun. Just one of the water

1:00:27

bottles. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, man. Yeah.

1:00:29

Like the the mouth piece Yeah. He's

1:00:31

just wetting ass off little dogs. These arms are crazy. On

1:00:34

oh, yeah. Harrier. He's a hairy dude. If

1:00:36

you take pictures of his arms, they're just blurry.

1:00:40

Yeah. It's a big foot joke. Anyway, why does he

1:00:42

not read more? I you know, I think his

1:00:44

mind's just going too fast, stupid. Yeah.

1:00:46

My brain starts to wander if

1:00:49

I Yeah. If I don't do anything, like, I

1:00:50

gotta be stimulated. But I'm not a reader.

1:00:52

I like IIII like

1:00:55

reading non fiction. I like

1:00:57

reading accounts of people, I like reading

1:00:59

bographies, news, biographies. What book are you reading

1:01:02

now? I just picked up

1:01:03

a book

1:01:06

that Trevor's sister gave to my wife

1:01:10

called

1:01:10

Into Thin Air.

1:01:11

It's

1:01:12

about this climber? Yeah.

1:01:15

Yeah. It took place in he wrote

1:01:17

it in nineteen ninety seven, but a epic

1:01:19

epic book about this really bad season

1:01:21

on Mount Everest. and the tragedies that happened. So

1:01:23

I like reading stuff like that. Okay. And

1:01:26

then I like reading

1:01:28

about musicians. biographies

1:01:30

and little by Big music guy.

1:01:32

Oh, right. Right.

1:01:32

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's a guy.

1:01:35

A lot of so you you were

1:01:36

you were a

1:01:37

young lad during kind of the

1:01:40

whole sexual revolution

1:01:43

drugs, love, eighties? Peace love. Peace love. I'm I'm I'm

1:01:45

looking to, like, the sixties or early Like, learn in

1:01:48

the mid fifties. Yeah. Well,

1:01:50

take high

1:01:52

school and early seventies,

1:01:54

college in the mid to late seventies.

1:01:56

Oh. So that was, like, big.

1:01:58

Prime Prime Prime to

1:01:59

the eighties. doing what

1:02:01

reckless? What? Eighty's I was

1:02:03

into my career and get married. So

1:02:05

sit

1:02:05

but seventies was was where I got

1:02:07

a little while. It was

1:02:09

fun. Yes.

1:02:10

It don't. What's your favorite drug? I'm

1:02:13

not

1:02:13

answering that. Coffee. I love

1:02:15

it. Look at me. Wait. Wait. Wait. But

1:02:17

you retired. Who's who's gonna give me? Who's gonna fire you? Have you

1:02:19

done what?

1:02:20

Drugs? Yeah. I

1:02:22

mean, this guy did cocaine off his limousine.

1:02:24

Are you kidding me? Are you kidding

1:02:27

me? She's got a party animal. But you know, we don't

1:02:29

can't love the girl dead that much and not do a little

1:02:31

bit of hallucinogen. You know, everyone

1:02:33

always talks about sorting

1:02:36

coke off of hookers ass and stuff.

1:02:38

You know those back dimples?

1:02:40

Yes. Back dimples. Yes. I

1:02:42

do, sir. I call them thumbprints.

1:02:44

You know? What? Fuck. How do I

1:02:46

unlock these iPhones? That's the spot right

1:02:48

there. They but have you done

1:02:51

drugs off of it? long

1:02:54

That answers that answers that. I love

1:02:57

it. Yeah. Right? You ever just put

1:02:59

two acetabs around the goddamn demos

1:03:01

and put them up your ass and they gave you a Grateful Dead concert.

1:03:03

I survived the seventies.

1:03:05

Barely. Yeah.

1:03:06

Barely. So I was What

1:03:08

do we? Love it. That's the best. Last question before

1:03:11

we get into before we get into these

1:03:13

questions, what's your favorite porn?

1:03:15

Type a porn. hi to porn hybrid

1:03:18

born -- Yes. -- life. Well,

1:03:20

I have to tell you, I it's been

1:03:22

years. I'm not a born guy today.

1:03:26

Get them out.

1:03:28

Yeah. Get them out. I I

1:03:30

will tell you -- Yes. -- something funny

1:03:32

about early porn. Yes. Too

1:03:35

much. I grew up in small town in Ohio, very small

1:03:38

town. And -- The riots. -- the

1:03:40

riots in Ohio. They had grown a

1:03:42

computer with WiFi on. And there's e we

1:03:44

didn't have waterfront. Those are the

1:03:46

reason. To see porn,

1:03:48

you had

1:03:48

to go to a porn theater. Hell,

1:03:50

yeah. Who books that?

1:03:51

There was no Internet. There were no, you know. I said,

1:03:53

who books that? While you had to

1:03:55

drive to some place, it had a point. It's crazy

1:03:57

to be so

1:04:00

horned up to get in a car. Oh. And we did. To go dry. So there

1:04:02

was a little bit of gas. There was a little

1:04:04

town not far

1:04:06

from defiance called Motte

1:04:08

Peoria, Ohio. You can look it up.

1:04:10

It's still there. Crossroads,

1:04:12

Little tiny. And every town

1:04:14

had a theater. Right? Yeah.

1:04:16

And some

1:04:17

would repurpose their theaters.

1:04:18

Well, this little town Mont

1:04:21

Peoria, Ohio had a porn theater.

1:04:23

That's all they did. Still there?

1:04:26

I don't

1:04:26

know if the porn theater is. I'm going to Cleveland. That's

1:04:28

for two day. It's going up. That's good. I'm swinging by.

1:04:30

But we would, you know, a bunch of us

1:04:32

get in the car, get home. There's

1:04:34

a bunch of dudes in the car. Get all fucked up. Drive over. Oh my

1:04:36

god. Only get all fucked up. Just drinking.

1:04:39

Whatever we were doing. I do love

1:04:41

it, dude. Drive over to

1:04:44

and we call it Montpeculiar. Oh, whole. So they

1:04:46

would drive hard to Montpeculiar on the

1:04:48

back. And go to the porn theater.

1:04:51

and we'd go in, you know, our squad. We'd

1:04:53

be sitting there in a row in

1:04:55

a row. Oh, yeah. because we

1:04:58

were we were riffing and fracked can join. Hold on hold

1:05:00

on hold on hold on hold on. But when when

1:05:02

the just come out. We don't do

1:05:04

we do we separate? No.

1:05:06

because of Bob, you gotta do you guys

1:05:08

are rubbing out. No. We can spray for oh, dude. They can virtual

1:05:10

strip clubs, strip club in the metiverse. That's good. It

1:05:12

was kinda like that. Yeah. We'd all leave

1:05:14

with blue

1:05:16

balls, but We would we would be able to watch an HBO soft core over at,

1:05:18

like, you know, my neighbor's house growing up. We would watch

1:05:20

soft core and be, like, yeah, interesting. And then we'd all just

1:05:22

be tense

1:05:24

for ten minutes. I always thought that was such a funny thing to when you're because I used to

1:05:26

watch a spice channel with all my friends. A little bit like like

1:05:28

eight or nine of them. We're all just

1:05:32

like up watching this, acting like we're not rock It always got

1:05:34

wild commercial. We just pretended, like, we

1:05:36

weren't all just deep down. How many central?

1:05:38

You're why it like a comedy

1:05:40

central half hour microbigger and then go,

1:05:42

hey, what about Titch? You go, what? Leave me

1:05:44

alone. No. Don't leave

1:05:46

me alone. put it on again. TiVo rewind. Play it again.

1:05:48

Dude, I remember just being glued to it just like

1:05:50

our Yeah. because it was something about the LEDs on that

1:05:52

screen to

1:05:54

be brighter the whole room would light up and that would come on later night, you'd have a Scooby Doo

1:05:56

blanket over each way. Oh, God. Oh, yeah.

1:05:58

And that's not the only mystery he's solving.

1:06:00

Well, we would go to the theater, Mount

1:06:02

Peculiar, Ohio. and the four of we

1:06:04

we were out of control. We were in

1:06:06

the hell. We were screaming and everything.

1:06:08

But there were dudes in there.

1:06:10

They look like old guy stuff. They were probably in their thirties

1:06:13

or forties or whatever, but Just kinda

1:06:15

yeah. See, just a few dudes around

1:06:17

the theater by themselves.

1:06:19

And you know what they were doing? What were they doing?

1:06:22

But we were there. We'd be

1:06:24

screaming and and at the time,

1:06:26

Johnny Holmes.

1:06:28

was the big star. John Holmes. John Holmes. That's a thousand mark.

1:06:30

Johnny the wad. Was his neck Johnny

1:06:32

the wad? Yeah. Can we bring him up?

1:06:36

Johnny Holmes. He was the star.

1:06:37

So we'd go and he'd be on

1:06:39

screen or it'd be his flick and, you know,

1:06:41

he wasn't out

1:06:44

yet. you know,

1:06:44

so they're working into it. And we the four of us,

1:06:46

we'd be sitting there. We want the wad. We want the

1:06:50

wad. We're screaming at them.

1:06:52

Is that

1:06:54

him? There he is. Wow. John Holmes.

1:06:56

Alright. Well, I don't wanna see his fucking dude.

1:06:58

That guy looks like he'd be on an a twenty

1:07:01

four film. There he is. Oh, man. They we had to call

1:07:03

the cops in a lot. And would other people

1:07:05

in the theater be like, we're trying to

1:07:07

jerk off. Stop. No. This is serious. They were

1:07:09

probably glad we were making noise. You

1:07:11

know what I'm saying? Yes. You did something else. You did

1:07:13

a story one time. You never finished telling

1:07:16

me hold up sexual but you you

1:07:18

did you punch again a stomach, your guy put you in the stomach because

1:07:20

you were drunk and you wanted to puke. You know what I'm

1:07:22

talking about? You told me the story when I was

1:07:25

young. I think you were drunk and

1:07:27

you Yeah. What wanted to get the alkylates so

1:07:29

you had to get a punch in the stomach to puke? Well, no. It was

1:07:31

a defiant story. We were out

1:07:33

drinking. Yeah. Drinking. There was this barbecue store

1:07:35

in Ohio where you weren't

1:07:37

out drinking? Not rooms. Ohio. Sorry. So

1:07:40

yeah. Well, also, they could drink at what?

1:07:42

Eighteen? Yeah. But it it goes at three

1:07:44

two beer. three percent

1:07:46

two percent alcohol at eighteen percent

1:07:48

at twenty one, you could get the hard

1:07:50

stuff. So

1:07:51

at eighteen, you could drink, but it was, you know,

1:07:53

three percent alcohol. So you had to drink twice as much.

1:07:56

Yeah. Yeah. Feel it. But we've

1:07:58

got in the summer and we would go to this one bar.

1:08:00

It's called

1:08:02

the barrel. Everyone in my high school went there and we would

1:08:04

drink all night. And I didn't

1:08:06

ask for

1:08:06

it. I was just sick.

1:08:09

my you know, I from drinking to it. Yeah.

1:08:11

At the bar. And my buddy takes

1:08:12

me out back. When no warning, he just punches

1:08:15

me in the gut. And and

1:08:18

I throw up and he says, you're welcome. He says, you're gonna feel better

1:08:20

now. That is the worst

1:08:22

Ohio brologic I've ever heard. And

1:08:24

it was a good kind of checks out. Oh,

1:08:26

baby. And we ended up going to college

1:08:29

yellow. We were roommates. So, you know, he had my background. nicknamed

1:08:31

the plunger. I didn't like it. I just remember that. That's hilarious. Dude,

1:08:33

that is

1:08:34

so funny. Well, dude.

1:08:37

Yeah. That's great. So we did ask our audience if there's any questions they wanna get off real quick and we'll speed through that and then, you

1:08:39

know, we'll get you

1:08:43

home, you know. Okay. That's pretty

1:08:45

much it. And then if there's questions for you that you have given us. Yeah. You have

1:08:47

any questions? We got you. Far along. Alright.

1:08:50

So this one's a long

1:08:52

way. By the way, let

1:08:54

me interject. I think Trevor

1:08:55

and Michael and Skib socks has the best audience to ring. Oh, they're

1:08:57

great. He's fans, Trevor's fans

1:08:59

at the show's I

1:09:02

oh my god. It's so unbelievable. I love them. So I

1:09:04

wanna hear what they what they're curious about. Yeah. Yeah. We

1:09:06

got a little bit of a palate cleanser

1:09:08

here. This is from Mondo who says, how are your tomatoes

1:09:11

doing? other veggies or fruits do you grow? They're out of the garden.

1:09:13

That's wholesome. But I went back and the gardens look

1:09:15

a little scarce. Oh, no. Well,

1:09:17

it's transition time. We're moving

1:09:19

from summer crops to winter

1:09:21

crop. That's a genuine answer. Yeah. Yeah. But what a sweet question? Yeah. I like my

1:09:24

garden that Trevor's always wondering

1:09:26

when I'm gonna start a plant

1:09:30

some weed out there. You that's saying.

1:09:32

What? That's what I'm saying. When?

1:09:34

Oh, I eat money. Profit. It's

1:09:36

legal. Sell it. I miss you. You're

1:09:39

growing tomatoes. slash. This year, we had a banner

1:09:41

crop of peppers jalapenos.

1:09:43

Are you are you

1:09:45

dabbling in the the

1:09:47

weed these days? we're talking We're not growing

1:09:49

anything better. No. You don't have to grow it. Personally. Are you like are you like, hey, I'll

1:09:52

take I'll take it

1:09:54

over too? It's legal now.

1:09:57

Yeah. Yeah. So it's very legal. That

1:09:59

removes some of the, you know, hesitancy. So yeah. So

1:09:59

yeah. Okay.

1:10:02

Cool.

1:10:02

Great. I didn't answer.

1:10:05

What's next question? Yeah. Next question. Yeah. We got

1:10:07

a question from z z Jada, and they

1:10:09

say, have you ever heard

1:10:11

something about Trevor something

1:10:14

that he said either on the podcast or on stage

1:10:17

that shocked you about learning about him.

1:10:19

Oh, yeah. Lots of

1:10:21

stuff. and this is where

1:10:24

his mother won't

1:10:25

watch stiff socks. Or cringes

1:10:27

cringes at times, credes

1:10:31

of some of

1:10:32

the things we've heard assuming

1:10:34

they're true about Trevor's younger

1:10:38

years. Uh-oh. Well,

1:10:38

I think it's more so just like a story about when when I

1:10:40

be in, like, high school and, like, you know, I got

1:10:42

a concussion on a long board from drinking too

1:10:45

much at fourteen. And you guys thought it was just, like,

1:10:47

to wholesome sleep over. Yeah. I think he's more so, like, I don't

1:10:49

know. You're getting a high or something at a

1:10:51

younger age than we

1:10:54

thought. Or then she thought. When did you think Trevor was

1:10:55

getting on? Did it ever ever come home super high

1:10:58

and it was so odd is, but he was like,

1:11:00

no allergies.

1:11:02

You know what? I thought I would be able to

1:11:03

spot this. What do you see monkey

1:11:06

do? And

1:11:06

I and I don't think

1:11:09

I did, but I also

1:11:12

wanted to believe that, you know, at

1:11:14

what he

1:11:14

was behaving. Right. But do you

1:11:16

remember the time I found something

1:11:18

under your mattress? Yeah. And I said I found it. I found it. Thank

1:11:21

you. No. See, I knew it.

1:11:23

I knew it.

1:11:23

But I mean, if I found

1:11:25

it, is the number one thing where

1:11:28

you for sure Well, it was an empty weed

1:11:30

can or it was an empty little like thing, and then it was eye drops next to it. And I was like, oh, I found it in the riverbed

1:11:35

the house. because I wanted I was so curious, I didn't know what to do

1:11:37

with that. I held onto it. And I'm

1:11:39

like, that's

1:11:39

lame. That's lame. Well, it wasn't

1:11:41

dirty. It was clean. Exactly. I

1:11:44

I think I came home

1:11:46

one time because in senior year, I got off at noon. I think I came home one time and you were a little off the blitz. I think you're off little

1:11:48

bit of that. because I

1:11:50

walk in, you go try a

1:11:53

house school that I went to the garage, got

1:11:55

a water, walked back and you go, Trevor, you're home. How was school? I

1:11:57

was like, oh, man, you are not old enough to be having these dementia thoughts.

1:11:59

You are off a

1:12:03

coach. Maybe I just didn't like the first answer. I didn't

1:12:05

answer the first time. Okay.

1:12:08

No. But I

1:12:10

I never I never found Stash or anything, but

1:12:12

when I found those two items under the bed,

1:12:14

and I showed your mom, of course. I was

1:12:16

lit as I found this, and you have better

1:12:18

shit than me. And and I think we're

1:12:21

both just

1:12:21

in denial and didn't want to think that

1:12:23

our innocent young

1:12:25

boy was dabbling at that because I certainly wasn't at

1:12:27

that age. You're very young. Yeah. Well, eighth grade, ninth

1:12:30

year Trevor, I

1:12:30

was like, I didn't know what

1:12:32

I wanted in life. I was

1:12:34

confused, and I just I I don't know

1:12:36

why I looked for just to I just wanted that lifestyle. But

1:12:38

then as, you know, junior senior year high school came around, that's when I found

1:12:40

comedy. That's what I found what I wanted to

1:12:43

do. And comedy was your drug. But

1:12:46

see, one of my deep. One of my friends whose son was a buddy of drummers,

1:12:48

I I

1:12:51

commented on one to

1:12:54

him, you know, we're talking about the the our

1:12:56

bullies. And I'm like, I

1:12:57

I don't know if Trevor is smoking

1:13:00

pot or not.

1:13:01

and the other dad says, well, my

1:13:03

understanding is more into drinking than smoking. Okay. So I don't know if that's

1:13:05

true or not.

1:13:06

Now

1:13:07

we did find booze. did

1:13:10

not find any illness of drugs, but we

1:13:12

found booze. Am I misremember this? Did you mark

1:13:14

your booze? Am I misremembering this? I did. You

1:13:16

you did. Yes. Yes. I drew little

1:13:19

lines on the bottles. Hater. Oh, yeah. Hater.

1:13:21

Oh, yeah. You just Oh, I was I

1:13:23

was convinced that the boos going

1:13:26

down I mean, I knew when I was hitting it, and I

1:13:29

was convinced it was going down

1:13:31

faster than I was drinking. So

1:13:32

you marked it and he just filled with

1:13:34

water. I don't know. It

1:13:35

was never watered down. I think it

1:13:37

was a deterrent. Cut to that in

1:13:39

the clip.

1:13:40

Yeah.

1:13:42

No. But you wouldn't knows water unless you froze your alcohol.

1:13:44

Wow. I don't know. I

1:13:46

didn't taste water now. Bingo.

1:13:49

So great. Parents are gone. No. It's

1:13:51

just you have so much like, think about how busy you are

1:13:53

now. And you're just you're you're you're managing a

1:13:55

job, a house, a

1:13:58

family, you got kids, dogs, everything's running

1:13:59

around. So if you run around, you're like, I don't know if

1:14:02

this whiskey tastes water down or not. It's like, you don't there's

1:14:04

so much going on. You don't care. It's also mixed in

1:14:06

with shit. Also, even if you knew, and I'm just talking from

1:14:08

no experience, but even if you knew, alright,

1:14:10

do I even wanna

1:14:11

have this conversation? I

1:14:14

have a mortgage. Do you know what I

1:14:16

mean? Like, it's just too much exactly to your points. Like,

1:14:18

just too much stuff happening. Do I really wanna have a conversation?

1:14:20

As long as I'm they're with the right people, it's

1:14:22

not too too sketchy people and what they're doing? because

1:14:24

I always hang out with

1:14:25

pea what the people that I hang out with,

1:14:27

the

1:14:27

people I grew up on the street

1:14:29

with, or they're, like,

1:14:31

best friend's kids. Right. So I always

1:14:33

was, like, in range of it's never, like, I would just, like, leave and just be, like,

1:14:35

with weird people, like, they

1:14:38

knew what it's hanging out

1:14:40

with. they always kinda had, like, a ear

1:14:42

to the street type of thing. Yeah. For sure. And and put it like this. Trevor never went to

1:14:44

a

1:14:44

a porn theater with

1:14:47

his friends. Oh, yeah. I

1:14:49

think, Trevor. Until tonight. Let's go. Let's go. The feeling is so back

1:14:51

to that very good question. That and then maybe the other

1:14:54

thing we learned, which I, of course,

1:14:56

suspect but

1:14:59

it was just the stories about how drunk these

1:15:01

guys will get, like, the

1:15:03

fraternity. Yeah. And -- Oh, yeah.

1:15:05

--

1:15:05

and that wasn't necessarily a

1:15:08

surprise, but We You

1:15:10

saw some of those and it'd be like, oh my god. I'm so grateful he's alive. But

1:15:16

we witnessed we we went to the frat house on

1:15:18

a Sunday morning and Oh, I was praying nobody was home. Oh, no. I was praying.

1:15:20

I was like, they're like, yeah, we

1:15:22

wanna

1:15:22

see the frat. I was like,

1:15:25

sure. Oh, god. You just hope nobody's just taking

1:15:27

bongrips off a girl's dimples off a day. You're just praying

1:15:29

that everybody's on their

1:15:31

Sunday behavior. Somebody studying.

1:15:34

Nobody was even alive. We went

1:15:36

over one Sunday morning, and it was

1:15:38

like, it was bad silence, but the

1:15:40

remains from the night were form. Yeah.

1:15:43

Unbelievable. Oh, yeah. Yeah. What a what

1:15:45

a nightmare? Yeah. So But you

1:15:47

know what? All of this

1:15:49

ins and outs of getting in

1:15:51

trouble you know, learning from you, character. It builds character,

1:15:54

and now he's here.

1:15:56

And you got you

1:15:58

gotta be proud. And as a as a parent, you also,

1:15:59

you know, you can't be hypocritical. It's

1:16:02

like Mhmm. Right. I've been there.

1:16:04

Yeah. I can't

1:16:06

get too You got a

1:16:07

right hook into the gut. Alright. More questions.

1:16:09

Yeah. There

1:16:09

it is. I mean, you guys

1:16:12

have have already covered a lot of what people

1:16:14

wanna know, which has been great let's just do one more of these -- Yeah. -- to get out

1:16:16

of here. This is

1:16:19

a question from edit.

1:16:22

And he says, what is

1:16:24

your what's your favorite video or

1:16:26

character that Trevor has done? Corey?

1:16:28

Oh, that's good on. Yeah. Well, I've

1:16:30

got some reminders right here. Sure. I

1:16:33

always love you getting the videos. I think

1:16:35

that's always awesome. Yeah. Yeah. Let

1:16:36

me think about that. I love

1:16:38

I love

1:16:39

the Kyle video. That was

1:16:41

good. The

1:16:42

fuck boys are

1:16:44

pretty

1:16:44

good. I was dropping

1:16:47

it today. got all the new sketch, baby. fuck boys out. I

1:16:50

and I knew

1:16:50

Trevor was gonna

1:16:52

be a fuck boy

1:16:54

pretty early on. Let me get that sound bite

1:16:56

from my own good. Hey,

1:16:58

ladies. You hear that? Why?

1:17:00

Police don't use on athletic.

1:17:03

It got sunburned easy. Well, okay.

1:17:05

I'll tell you a story. Yes. Tell

1:17:07

me Trevor was gonna be a

1:17:10

fun boy early on. Love it.

1:17:12

So Sal

1:17:14

McClip. You're the boss. favorite

1:17:17

memories from Trevor's Young father son

1:17:19

is we were members of

1:17:21

Indian guides. You all know

1:17:23

what Indian guys? Uh-huh. So as a

1:17:25

father son -- Oh, yeah. -- it's no

1:17:27

longer called Indian guys because it's not political

1:17:29

click rack. They called adventure guides or something now.

1:17:31

Oh, adventure guides have heard of. Yeah. But it's fathers and their And it was a

1:17:34

this guy, like, comes out boy

1:17:38

scout sort of things, but you'd have

1:17:41

a

1:17:41

tribe. And

1:17:41

so, like, in Cameron, there was

1:17:44

any more. No more of a tribe. Just

1:17:46

not too, then numerous drops and you'd get together

1:17:48

each week and the dads would basically drink

1:17:50

and the kids would Yeah. This

1:17:52

is used for dads. Just throw it back

1:17:54

some jaguar. Anything There's no excuse to get

1:17:56

away from the wife. Go ahead. Well,

1:17:58

it's kinda like that. In fact, that

1:18:03

it was the excuse, but anyway, it was dads and

1:18:05

their sons. But anyway And there's a

1:18:07

there's a zillion out of here. We

1:18:09

don't have enough time for all the

1:18:12

funny stories from Indian guys.

1:18:14

Keep saying it. Badger guys. Badger guys. One of our field trips

1:18:20

is We

1:18:20

go to Buenaventura

1:18:21

State Beach campground. And all D and

1:18:23

A guys were were

1:18:26

on this part of the the

1:18:28

campground. We've got our tents and we're camping and

1:18:30

doing our thing and all the little boys are running around. And

1:18:32

on the other side of

1:18:35

this circle is the female

1:18:37

version of this, dads and their daughters,

1:18:39

which was called I think illegal Indian maids or

1:18:44

Indian princesses. and

1:18:45

and they were over there. So the boys

1:18:47

and the girls were, you know, chasing each other around and

1:18:51

joking around and they're carrying

1:18:53

on and playing and the dads are drinking and common theme. And at

1:18:55

one point, the we see

1:18:58

the boys all head over to

1:19:02

a girl's area. Yeah.

1:19:04

And all of a sudden, they

1:19:06

come running back. She's running

1:19:08

back.

1:19:09

Also, the girls. The boys. Oh,

1:19:11

yeah. Come running back. I think I remember this

1:19:13

online. Why did you run back? It came already.

1:19:15

Dad pretty soon. A dad comes walking

1:19:17

over. Oh, one of the other dogs.

1:19:19

From the other and the dad's like

1:19:22

so guys,

1:19:22

so he's talking to us sitting there. booze everywhere.

1:19:27

guys, one of your boys said

1:19:30

or did

1:19:31

something inappropriate

1:19:32

to the

1:19:35

girls. and all the boys look at Trevor. What

1:19:37

did I do?

1:19:40

Exactly. So So

1:19:43

he says,

1:19:43

you know, you gotta talk to your your boys. So we talked to him. We

1:19:45

don't know what happened. Do you know how? Do you

1:19:47

remember? No. So we said,

1:19:50

alright, guys. You gotta you

1:19:52

gotta you know, cool it. I don't

1:19:54

know what you did, behave. I think we're making fun of whatever they're I

1:19:57

don't know.

1:19:58

I don't know.

1:19:59

Something inappropriate you. What's funny thing

1:20:02

in this story, and and the sweet part of this

1:20:03

story is the so

1:20:06

the boys are starting

1:20:08

play again and we go back to what

1:20:10

we do

1:20:11

best. And all of a sudden, we see the boys working

1:20:12

on some stuff

1:20:14

over on the picnic table.

1:20:16

and they're putting together this tray of food

1:20:18

and

1:20:18

one of the voices. You can always

1:20:20

win the

1:20:22

girls back with food

1:20:24

So let's take some food over to them.

1:20:26

And they put together this food plate and they march over a

1:20:29

single file line to

1:20:31

the girls camp. and

1:20:33

they're watching, cracking up, and they come back. And

1:20:36

and they're

1:20:37

giggling, blah blah

1:20:38

blah. And pretty soon, the

1:20:42

girls

1:20:42

come back with an offering. Damn. So long. Yeah. That's how So

1:20:43

that's all life, though. Like, I feel like you always picked on the girl that

1:20:45

you thought was cute growing up. Yeah. Yeah. A

1:20:47

little bit of a

1:20:51

lot of jobs. You're more of the stories. The boys were learning. They

1:20:53

did their thing. They made up birds in the

1:20:55

woods. The girls came back. Everything was cool.

1:20:57

And you know his full circle? It

1:20:59

happened in the woods. Again. Let's In

1:21:01

the woods. Yes, ma'am. In the woods. Yeah. Well, I mean, unless you have

1:21:04

anything you've

1:21:04

asked,

1:21:05

mister Wallace, this has been

1:21:07

a wonderful hilarious this

1:21:10

episode, and we appreciate you so much for coming on.

1:21:12

Well, thank you. It was fun. It was great.

1:21:14

I mean, I I never thought I'd see the

1:21:16

day that I'd have own father, one

1:21:18

sport me too beyond my podcast called StiffSOx. Yeah. You know it

1:21:20

is. Who came up with

1:21:23

the name? StiffSOx. We I

1:21:26

don't even know. We were just at a we were in a at a coffee

1:21:28

shop in Culver City. Yeah. And we're just pitching back and forth,

1:21:30

back and forth, and I don't know who

1:21:33

he said it. This,

1:21:34

like, four or five years ago, and then it just stuck. It just felt like the

1:21:36

assess was just like It just felt like

1:21:38

oh, that's that's pretty good. Now did you

1:21:42

guys both? each of you, start

1:21:43

my, oh, use socks? Excuse me?

1:21:46

Did you use socks? I've used

1:21:48

socks to wipe up. I've

1:21:51

never I've never ejaculated into a sock. No? Trevor?

1:21:53

I've tried it. And No.

1:21:56

It was just just not a

1:21:58

lot of circumference. You're just lean? You know, is there other

1:21:59

yeah. Yeah. Okay. Have

1:22:01

you? Are you a big soc

1:22:02

guy when you were younger

1:22:06

or now? I'm not. No. No. When

1:22:08

you were a kid, you used to

1:22:10

fill them up. Yeah. Yeah. Problem.

1:22:13

single size. can't be the only one. It's a thing. No.

1:22:16

No. You always try. It is That's a great

1:22:18

thing. try. Yeah. It's a thing. And I don't

1:22:20

have a I just like to read my

1:22:22

season. No. I've heard the podcast. Right?

1:22:25

I'm hesitant to be

1:22:27

in this room. Oh, yeah,

1:22:29

dude. That seat Velcro. I've

1:22:31

I've No black

1:22:33

lights are out here.

1:22:35

No. Well, listen. Thanks, guys.

1:22:37

It was father. Thank you

1:22:40

so much. much. What a dream come

1:22:42

true to that. Yeah. That was awesome. Nice. It's it's been a great ride, son,

1:22:44

watching you do

1:22:47

your thing, and Stiff socks, yet another adventure.

1:22:49

You know, we'll see how long this goes. What do you mean by that? Well,

1:22:51

it's a lot

1:22:54

of fun to do it talk the same thing?

1:22:56

We've been doing it for three and a

1:22:58

half years. I got much more. Cut

1:23:02

is more. You know? know your

1:23:04

mom? Your mom is a is a tough credit.

1:23:06

And she loves comedy, but and she

1:23:09

has her certain comics that she

1:23:11

loves. Yeah. She just loves. Like

1:23:14

Jim Gaffkin. She likes guys clean, clever, clean, not us. And if it's not

1:23:16

Tony Green, she still wants it to

1:23:18

be clever, you know. She got it.

1:23:22

so she gets tired of dick jokes. And I

1:23:25

tell her,

1:23:25

honey, dick jokes are gonna

1:23:27

be around forever. I

1:23:29

mean,

1:23:29

look, look at a dick. Yeah. You're gonna be

1:23:32

joking about that thing. Hopefully not.

1:23:34

Yeah. Hopefully, you don't

1:23:35

play your pants out. Just like,

1:23:37

oh, whoa. I don't know. I

1:23:39

don't know. No.

1:23:40

Well, hey, I trust that we'll continue and

1:23:42

we'll occasionally tune in and see what you boys are talking about. But I have

1:23:45

a

1:23:46

feeling I

1:23:47

know. So Yeah. It will be the

1:23:49

same thing. Twenty forty seven. Yep. I guess what got put in my ass last weekend.

1:23:51

Alright. Well, it's been fun to sit

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stars and medians have Yeah.

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Yeah. We've had some real illustrious and great women on the show and my father. Yeah.

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