Announcing the debut album from Homeschool Mom, a devout group of southern evangelical christian folks who do not judge you. In Sharia Law, they tell of the absolutely real threat which is ever-current, ever-threatening, and ever-totally-real:

Happy Birthday, Ike

Nov 3rd, 2022 49s

He did and he does.

They're Doin It (Homeschool Mom)

Oct 17th, 2022 2m 30s

The ultraconservative evangelical band Homeschool Mom's first release revisits a favorite conspiracy theory from a few election cycles ago. I'm sure they still believe this but they've moved on to more fashionable conspiracy theories for the cu

Bible Belted

Mar 28th, 2021 2m 49s

From Gut Work and from our hearts, this song speaks to and from our hearty, healthy upbringing. Swing back, my friends.

Gut Work

Sep 20th, 2017 3m 10s

Featuring the deep-gut vocal stylings of Tall Paul.

M-ma

Mar 26th, 2015 2m 47s

And here's the song in the original English. Enjoy the slightly-off shaker, the many many layers of slightly off vocals, and the excessive echo that makes it art.

M-ma and Umlaut

Mar 26th, 2015 2m 42s

First we had M-ma, a ditty with an unreliable narrator, then we had Umlaut, the same ditty rendered in unreliable German.Here's the latter.It's the song that sees noTHING, Naaaah-THING!

Blistarr: Birthday Song

Aug 20th, 2012 2m 5s

The boys at Blistarr made a birthday song for half of Stömock some years back. Here 'tis, minus the cussy bits at the end where their true feelings came through.

No Shit Sherlock

Jun 9th, 2012 4m 6s

Here's a charming ditty from Nö Shit, in which the Right Stomock (because he is always right) tells the tale of No Shit Sherlock, a gangsta version of Sherlock Holmes. The song, like NSS himself, is NSFWUACS (not safe for work under any conceiv

Which Brings Us Back to Ferdukia

Aug 20th, 2011 1m 56s

After Gut Work, we decided to remake Ferdukia, our rock opera epic. We worked on it for a long time and used a couple of different software tools... but we were never together, geographically, during the entire project.For awhile we used a col

I Hate Our Freedom

May 26th, 2011 2m 45s

I wrote this back in July 2005, as should be evident from the lyrics. I won't dissect them.

Liquor and Whores

Mar 28th, 2011 2m 37s

A quick cover of a song from the glorious Canadian TV show Trailer Park Boys.

Farbalated (The Circular Digestive System)

Mar 18th, 2011 1m 34s

By the end of the 90's, the Internet had come along to the point where geographically disparate stomachans could collaborate by trading files. We began to use a now-defunct startup whose name I can't remember. They were an early social media ne

Yet Another Typical Song

Mar 14th, 2011 1m 49s

You know what the world really needs? Another version of Another Typical Song.

Another Another Typical Song

Mar 14th, 2011 1m

ATS appeared on Distended, our first EP. It falls in the category of "mean Stomock songs" since it's describing a friend. There are several of these, but that's all I'll say about that.The original recording may be lost to the ages. I have it

Live at the Save the Trees Dome

Jan 18th, 2011 2m 27s

Said dome was conveniently located in Bryan's mom's backyard, where we could hear a neighbor hard at work with his chainsaw. And so can you, thanks to the magic of 4-track tape. Actually, you can hear the chain saw with only one track. Thanks t

LDUotS Part 2: Stomock Master Plan

Nov 17th, 2010 1m 23s

The only listenable track on SMP is the title track, in which we brag about how awesome we are and how you're not worthy to be our fan(s). The faux brag is a Stomock tradition going back to the days when the first Stomocks dragged themselves ou

The Long Dark Upset of the Stomock

Nov 16th, 2010 1m 14s

After A New World Odor we entered the long dark upset of the Stomock. Marked by excess and haste, our output during this period is less than gutacular. First came Bible-Belted Big Blackmail (1992) and its b-side, Half an Ass Beats Nun, then F**

A New World Odor

Oct 18th, 2010 3m 11s

A New World Odor's 30 tracks mark the end of the early Stomock period and herald much of what was to come in the next ten years. The Right Stomock's growing musical skills were growing while the Left Stomock was getting distracted by graduate s

History of Stomock: Ferdukia 2003 Part 2

Sep 30th, 2010 2m 28s

This song was on both versions of Ferdukia. It's the coming-of-age story of the boy who got left in the woods. There's a parallel song for the boy the king kept, which features the line, "I played my flute/and clicked my heels/and gaily escaped

History of Stomock: Ferdukia 2003

Sep 30th, 2010 2m 20s

There was a long hiatus in Stomock recording while the two halves of the Stomock lived busy lives separated by broad physical distances. In 1996, for instance, we were separated by 6,436.8 miles, give or take a tenth of a mile.In the meantime

History of Stomock: Ferdukia I

Sep 6th, 2010 1m 38s

The next album was Endangered Feces, recorded in 1989. But looking at the track list (and listening to the quality of the songs digitized from the ancient tape) I don't feel like sharing anything from that one.Ferdukia, which followed, was a

History of Stomock: Hang Out Yer Stomock 2004

Sep 3rd, 2010 2m 17s

In 2004, we re-recorded some of the songs from our fuzzy early tapes. Here's Hang Out Yer Stomock.

History of Stomock: Hang Out Yer Stomock

Aug 27th, 2010 1m 47s

The first Stomock songs were recorded in the winter of 1986-87, during a break from my freshman year in college. The sequence is a little blurry for me now, but we recorded a short tape called "Distended" and another whose name I can't remember