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Hi, he's Dave Schumpke.

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And he's Graham Clark. And together

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we host Stop Podcasting Yourself. Hello

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everybody and welcome to episode number 824 of

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Stop Podcasting Yourself. My name is Graham Clark.

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And with me is always this man who

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always looks so stunning. Whenever he gets a

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new haircut, Mr. Dave Schumpke. I was wondering

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what you were going to point to. I

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was like, I look stunning in head to

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toe with denim. Yeah, he's also wearing a

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ball gown that's to die for. Yeah,

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I like getting my hair cut.

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It's a fun little vacation for

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myself. And you sit

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in a little car or on a little horse?

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I do the little car. Yeah. I

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get a lolly afterwards. It's

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constantly, the ladies

1:01

constantly adjusting my head. No,

1:03

don't look down. I

1:05

need access to your nape. But

1:08

yeah, I love it. You

1:11

know, the best. The last time my

1:14

hairdresser didn't cut it short enough. And I was like,

1:16

I want to, when I rubbed

1:18

my hand on the back of the head, I wanted to feel spiky.

1:21

Love that feeling. Yeah. That

1:24

voice you're hearing now is a return

1:26

guest to the podcast. Very funny,

1:28

man. We always love to have him. He has

1:30

a brand new show on the

1:32

CBC called One More Time. It's DJ

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Demares. Hey, DJ. Hey, Graham. Hey, Dave.

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Thanks for having me. A TV show.

1:40

A TV show. A real deal television

1:42

show. A real television show, yeah. Like

1:44

that's going to be the credit that

1:46

you have that your like, aunts

1:48

and uncles will be like, oh my God, yes,

1:51

we watch everything on the CBC. You'll

1:54

be in with that cry. It's like the Dematers. It's the same thing.

1:56

It's just like, oh. Yeah. You'd

1:58

think so, but my dad keeps going. CBS?

2:01

I'm like, how do you not know CBC? Like,

2:03

he's Canadian, foreign and race. Yeah, David Letterman

2:05

used to be on the CBC. Oh,

2:08

you're gonna be after young Sheldon. Should

2:12

we get to know us? Yes, yes. ["Get

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to Know Us"] Get

2:18

to know us. DJ, you

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haven't been here in years. You moved to,

2:22

I think when we first had you

2:24

on the show, you were a Toronto comedian. Think

2:27

so, yeah. And then you moved to LA. Yeah,

2:29

got married, you had a baby. You

2:32

got a TV show, what's the biggest achievement?

2:36

And we went a little bit, you can't do,

2:38

oh no, it's this and that, it has to

2:40

be the one that you've narrowed down. Can we

2:42

also add your Conan set? Epic Conan set. Yeah,

2:44

yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's

2:46

hard to compare, you know, making a

2:49

beautiful baby boy and, you know, having

2:51

your own TV show, but gotta go

2:53

TV show. Absolutely, yeah. Cause

2:56

that's, it comes in seasons and you

2:58

get some downtime from it and... Exactly.

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Yeah, and it's more... How are you

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enjoying the downtime? ["Get To Know Us"]

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So it's, okay, this

3:09

is a show called One More Time, named

3:12

after the Daft Punk song, I assume. Yep.

3:16

And it is... We wasted the whole

3:18

budget on using that song for the season,

3:20

so yeah. Cool. And it's on, it starts

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January 9th, on CBC and

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what is it? Yeah, tell

3:28

us all about it. It's a

3:30

workplace comedy. Okay. And I'm

3:32

the manager of a used sporting goods store called One

3:34

More Time Sports. So yeah,

3:36

just about all the hydrants we get up to

3:39

while I'm managing this group of ragtag

3:41

employees. I love a ragtag group. I've tried

3:43

to think of another word other than ragtag,

3:46

but they're ragtag. They're misfit. They're misfit, yeah.

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A show, did you, is this your idea

3:50

of the show? Yeah, yeah, I wrote it

3:52

and pitched it to CBC. Thinking,

3:55

I will see, I don't know. And then

3:57

they like it. They pop too over there. They will not return,

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I think. I'm calling. No,

4:01

it was honestly pretty crazy because I was just like,

4:04

we'll see and you don't expect anything to happen and

4:06

then something happened and you're like, oh, but then something

4:08

else will stop the process and then you move past

4:10

that and then all of a sudden you're writing and

4:12

then you're filming and then now we're in post-production. I'm

4:14

like, I guess it actually is

4:17

coming out. Yeah. That's

4:19

true, there's still time for them to turn back and

4:22

be like, you know what, they

4:24

wasted their budget on this daffling song.

4:26

We're not, they're not trustworthy. Do

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you have, is this something based on your

4:30

life? Did you work? I worked at a used

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sporting goods store in high school. What was it called? Play

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It Again Sports. Oh, it's kind of the big

4:37

one. Yeah. It's like a chain. And then I

4:39

went in to Play It Again Sports last summer

4:41

when the show had been, or two

4:44

summers, no, no, last summer, sorry. I

4:46

wanna be that guy now where I just spend five minutes

4:49

trying to figure out one detail that nobody else cares about.

4:51

Or was it the summer before that? Let's

4:53

see, Carly Rae Jepsen was on the radio. That could have

4:56

been any summer since 2013. But

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yeah, I popped by my old stomping ground at Play It

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Again Sports, and I haven't worked there since high school. So

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it's been like 20 years, 18 years. And

5:05

my old manager was still managing the place and the

5:07

owner was there too. And he wasn't there that often.

5:10

So I popped in and I had these rose colored

5:12

glasses on. Cause when I wrote the

5:14

show, it was like me harkening back to this nostalgic,

5:16

you know, the Halcyon days of my youth. Now just

5:18

for the listener, this is a metaphor. He wasn't

5:20

really wearing, or maybe he was wearing rose colored

5:22

glasses. He is possible. Oh yeah, no, I don't

5:24

know what a metaphor is. I

5:26

was wearing rose colored glasses. I went in and I

5:29

was like, wow, it's so crazy that they're both still there.

5:31

And I was like, I wrote a show that's kind of

5:34

like based on this time. And they were both so, they're

5:37

nice people, but they were not like, oh my

5:39

God, that's incredible. They were like, oh yeah, cool.

5:41

And I was like, oh yeah, like nostalgia is,

5:44

nostalgia, it's not real. Yeah. And

5:46

it's not nostalgia for them. They still work there. But

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you know, I think, I

5:51

also think that when it comes out,

5:53

they might be more excited. When

5:56

somebody tells you something, you don't know what that means. Yeah, well like

5:58

it's the kind of thing that like. If

6:01

people watch the show, if, then

6:05

like they'll, they, people will never

6:08

shut up to them about this. Yeah,

6:10

that's true. Yeah. It's like

6:12

my friend who, well, we thought ever since

6:14

the show Friends came out, I'm always asking,

6:16

so do you know the show Friends? This

6:19

is kind of an example for me. And

6:24

then also this is us. I'm like, this is us. And

6:28

do these guys remember you? Yeah, yeah, they remembered me.

6:30

I'm realizing now I already feel regret like it sounds

6:32

like I was shitting on them or something. It was

6:34

very nice to see both of them. But

6:36

because I wrote this show, like I

6:39

said, with this like nostalgic

6:41

kind of lens in my mind, I don't

6:44

know, I expected to walk in there and they

6:46

put me up on their shoulders or something. Remember

6:48

the glory day? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's

6:50

get drunk with these guys. They're just some

6:53

employee and a long list of employees that

6:55

have worked there. Yeah, like

6:58

put yourself in their shoes. They're like, okay,

7:00

this thing, you made a thing. Sure you

7:02

did. Sure you wrote a

7:04

thing. Okay, great. Yeah. No,

7:08

I definitely, while I was writing it was

7:10

kind of, because I wrote it during the

7:12

pandemic and I was in LA, so there

7:15

was protests going on. Oh,

7:17

yeah. President at the time and

7:19

maybe I'm back.

7:21

Bring him back again. Bring him back.

7:24

Yeah, one more time. I

7:26

was like, I was like, what did you just say? I said

7:28

one more time, let's bring him back one more time. I

7:31

literally wrote a show that I said, I just want something

7:33

to feel good that CBC would like and

7:35

then CBC actually liked it. So it's kind of crazy

7:37

how it worked out that way. But

7:40

yeah, it's kind of, it's just like a silly

7:42

kind of Brooklyn Nine-Nine parks and rec type

7:44

thing where it's like based, you

7:47

know, in this workplace, but crazy thing

7:49

happened with it for a while. Did you,

7:51

what was the worst gas

7:53

member? No, we're working in

7:55

this industry, the industry of

7:57

used sporting goods. That is the nastiest. stuff

8:00

people try to resell. Were

8:03

you ever rejecting stuff that people brought in? You

8:05

gotta think helmets. There's gotta be some pretty grody

8:07

helmets out there. Helmets, and sometimes people just bring

8:09

in a full hockey bag and they just want

8:11

you to sort through it. So

8:13

you're just pulling out jock straps. And

8:16

people, and I feel this now too, now I

8:19

have hockey equipment that is 20 years old because

8:21

I just, a certain point hit where I'm like,

8:23

I'm not updating it. And so

8:25

people come in and then 20 years turns into 30,

8:27

turns into 40, so you got people coming in and

8:30

they're trading in 40 year old hockey equipment that just has

8:33

generations of sweat built into it. Wow.

8:36

Yeah, so we actually, for the show

8:38

one more time, we got all equipment

8:40

from a real used sporting goods store.

8:42

Oh really? Several of them in the

8:44

area. So the set smelled like a

8:46

real. Where did you use this? Toronto?

8:48

Scarborough, yeah. Okay. Yeah, what is

8:50

the, was it smelled like kind of leathery?

8:52

I'm trying to think what the smell of

8:55

it. Leather, sweat, there's

8:57

some cleaning products maybe. I

9:00

started playing hockey again in my late 30s and

9:03

I didn't want to buy new gear, except

9:06

for like skates and helmet and

9:08

some address and

9:10

maybe gloves, but everything

9:12

else was used. And I went

9:16

to like, you know, it's tough. Like I

9:18

bought stuff that was the wrong size just

9:20

because it was the only. Well

9:22

you say you're gonna grow into it. Yeah,

9:25

maybe my elbows will get bigger. But yeah,

9:27

so I have, I'm wearing other men's sweat

9:29

right now. Nice.

9:33

Well, right now. I had all

9:35

my hockey equipment stolen from my

9:37

place in LA when we lived in East Hollywood. Somebody

9:39

broke into our garage in the basement and

9:42

I came out in the morning and my property manager

9:44

at the time was like, is this your stuff? And

9:46

on the road, my whole hockey bag was dumped out

9:48

because they probably opened it and we're like, fuck this.

9:50

What the hell is it? But they took the skates

9:52

and they left everything else. I feel like you can

9:54

use that on the street. Those

9:56

are weapons. I think they're the most expensive

9:58

thing. Most expensive. most stinky thing

10:01

too. Yeah. Yeah,

10:03

I guess so. But it's all machine washable.

10:06

People don't know this, but you can put every piece of hockey

10:08

in the... Really? One skates, throw them in

10:10

there? Yeah, no, not skates. And

10:12

not helmets, but like everything else. Even gloves. Yeah?

10:16

With their leather palms. Really? They

10:18

can go away. You just can't try them. Huh. My

10:21

cat growing up used to love peeing on my hockey

10:23

equipment. Something about the smell of my sweat. My cat

10:25

loved it. And so that smell never fully came out.

10:27

So that might be another smell that's in... Yeah. Maybe

10:30

a lot of cats like peeing in it. I'm not

10:32

sure. I passed by a store today that was like

10:35

leather goods. And I was like, oh, maybe I

10:37

should stick my head in just the smell. Oh,

10:39

sure. The leathery smell. Yeah, when you go past...

10:41

Yeah, all leather goods. Do you

10:43

like... Are you a sub or a dom? Hey, you know

10:45

what? Flip a coin? Yeah. Yeah.

10:49

I'm... No, not poly. What

10:51

would I call myself? Oh, I guess you're sort of like...

10:53

Yeah, like a utility and silver. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.

10:55

But yeah, I'm a sub. I'm a sub. I'm a sub.

10:59

But yeah, and you went to Subway.

11:01

Of course, that's like a smell

11:03

that's like one in a million kind of smell.

11:05

Oh, just for the listener, DJ with the subway

11:07

real further show. Before I came over here. Yeah,

11:10

I was a little bit early. So I got

11:12

a chocolate milk too. It went crazy. Nice. Yeah.

11:15

Yeah. Because I was at a subway in Edmonton

11:17

last week and I saw a woman drinking a chocolate milk and it's been on

11:19

my mind all week. I've had that before too,

11:22

where you just like... I remember seeing a cinnamon

11:24

bun and just being like, well, I

11:26

got to go all the way out to kids to

11:28

get this particular cinnamon bun that I can't stop thinking

11:30

about. Or I'll just keep thinking about it

11:32

over and over again. But

11:35

Subway twice in two weeks. Yeah,

11:38

after not having it for probably been like a

11:41

year. What is your... Boy,

11:45

yes, there's so many kind of fast food questions I want

11:47

to ask. Is

11:49

there like anything you took a break

11:51

from fast food wise that you came back to?

11:54

Like in my 20s, I don't think I went to McDonald's

11:56

once. And then in my 30s

11:58

and 40s, I love it. Yeah, I haven't

12:00

been to McDonald's in like I would

12:03

I would hazard to guess at least 15

12:05

years Wow But subway I can

12:07

throw down at subway at any time. I take

12:09

a big break from subway as well, but yeah

12:12

Yeah, I was vegan for a few years.

12:14

I was doing the veggie delight at Subway

12:17

and then now I'm not anymore And I just go

12:19

hard. I don't even know what meat was on my

12:21

side I just got but they were all sorts of

12:23

animals on there Full

12:26

of that one I guess a lamb I Covered

12:31

like I wanted to be a meat sandwich,

12:33

too Yeah, but no the subway I took

12:35

a break from McDonald's has probably been like

12:37

five years or something But when

12:40

you're on the road like as much as

12:42

you're like, I'm gonna eat healthy like where are you going? So

12:45

one place that like has a thing that

12:47

I can eat that's healthy is Starbucks because

12:49

they have these like egg white Yeah,

12:52

yeah, yeah, those are like they're

12:54

so delicious no way they're good.

12:56

Those are ball. They're bomb it

12:58

was It's like like

13:02

protein and it's cheap and

13:04

it's there Starbucks everywhere Oh, sometimes you go to

13:06

small town and they don't even have a McDonald's

13:09

I feel like if you don't have a McDonald's then

13:11

it's like you're not having a well did DJ tell

13:13

you where he's going tomorrow Where you

13:15

going? Hey, where are

13:17

you going tomorrow? Where am I? Oh,

13:19

I'm going to Whitehorse, you can't oh, I love

13:22

my doors. Are you been there? Yeah. Yeah I've

13:24

never done you love it. I love it. I'm

13:26

real time. What are you doing up there several

13:28

times? Just done shows up there one. Yeah, and

13:30

I've also been to Dawson City,

13:32

which is even farther north Hmm,

13:35

but yeah Whitehorse. How long

13:37

you there for two nights Friday and Saturday? I

13:40

should give you the contact

13:42

information of this dog sledding place Yeah,

13:44

that I went to which was the

13:46

best. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah amazing Yeah,

13:48

I would love that cuz I got nothing to do

13:50

on the Saturday, but I realized as I was packing last night

13:53

I don't have a winter coat. Mmm. Yeah. Yeah,

13:55

I got rid of it like three months ago Cuz

13:57

I was like, I don't need this I'm not going

14:00

anywhere cold. I've held onto it this

14:02

long. It was old and ratty and

14:04

I was in LA. I'm like I'm gonna buy a

14:06

new one soon. I'll blend you one. There you go.

14:08

You'll lend me one? Yeah. Because I'll be

14:10

back Sunday and I can give it to you. If you want. I

14:13

mean I'd love that. You know, what do

14:15

you wear? Medium? Large? I mean

14:17

I think they're pretty similar. I think medium

14:19

or large depending on... What's your... What's your

14:22

main thing? What do you weigh? Well,

14:25

this is more... It might be taller than me. I

14:28

thought I was six feet ever since

14:30

high school. I measured myself again. Four

14:33

foot seven. Four foot seven? Yeah. You're

14:35

shorter than Joe Rocha.

14:38

No, no. No, I'm now five, eleven

14:40

and a half. I don't know if

14:42

I shrunk or I just mismeasured myself

14:45

but I was walking around with the

14:47

confidence of a six foot man for

14:49

the last 20 years.

14:51

I've got to do something to you.

14:55

Well, this trip is a little working out.

14:57

Well, does Whitehorse have...

15:03

You're the expert, Graham. Does it have Starbuck?

15:06

It... I think the Starbucks is in

15:08

a grocery store. Like it's one of

15:10

those kind of booth setups. They

15:12

definitely have a Subway because I've eaten with

15:15

the Subway and Whitehorse. I think they... I'm

15:17

pretty sure they have a McDonald's. Maybe

15:19

even an A&W but their shopper's drug wire

15:22

closes at five. So if you need to

15:24

get anything, some lip balm or whatever, head

15:26

in there. For the listener,

15:28

of course we are recording this. We're not recording

15:30

this the week between Christmas and New Year's. Yeah,

15:33

come on. Who gets anything done during that week,

15:35

right? We are recording this mid-December

15:37

and I checked the Vancouver sunrise

15:41

and sunset compared

15:44

to Whitehorse. Whitehorse has a later sunset

15:47

than Vancouver. Really? Yeah, the sunset's at

15:49

4.45 but it doesn't come up till

15:51

11.05 in the morning. And

15:55

I've been there on both sides of that. I've

15:57

been there where it's the spring and summer where

15:59

it gets... Like it's still bright

16:01

out at 11 at night. So you walk

16:03

out of a bar and you just feel like, what the

16:06

fuck am I doing with my life? You

16:09

feel like that assassin in The Bourne Identity, I think

16:12

it was, where he gets to call to kill Matt

16:14

Damon and he's in this club and then he steps

16:16

out and he realizes it was like the middle of

16:18

the day. I don't know why that scene is so

16:20

vivid. I don't remember that. I don't know. Me either.

16:23

I think about it regularly. Is it the first one?

16:25

I think it was, yeah. Oh, sorry. Come

16:27

on, come on, come on. Come on. Oh man,

16:29

I was watching the Equalizer 3 on my plane

16:31

here. And honestly, Equalizer

16:33

1 and 2, two of my favorite movies of

16:35

all time and 3 was kicking ass. I

16:38

fell asleep but goddamn, I love the Equalizer. These

16:40

are the fellas. I sleep

16:42

on planes. I love it. Oh, I

16:45

got the neck pillow. Are these

16:47

Denzel Washington movies? Yeah. Denzel, I

16:49

mean, honestly, I think

16:51

if I had to name my top three Denzel movies

16:53

of all time, it would be Equalizer 1, 2

16:56

and I'm only halfway through but I think 3 is going to make a

16:58

case. You're not throwing in the

17:00

hurricane? You're not talking about something? Oh yeah,

17:02

that's even more. That's compared to the Equalizer.

17:05

No. Or in Hurricane, even pre-Equalizer, I wouldn't put

17:07

in my top three of Denzel. Really? What

17:10

about, what's the one, Blue Devil in Blue dress? Is

17:12

that? Yeah, yeah. That

17:14

one would probably maybe make my top three. Man

17:16

on Fire is up there for sure. Oh yeah,

17:18

yeah. Training day? Yes, training day.

17:20

Inside Man? Inside Man might

17:22

be number one pre-Equalizer. Yeah. Nice.

17:26

I've been talking, what's the football

17:28

one with Ryan Gosling as a

17:30

quarterback too? What? Oh,

17:33

was Ryan Gosling

17:35

in that, like,

17:38

it's not We Are Marshall. Not

17:40

We Are Marshall but something like that. Yeah. Not

17:43

Friday Night Light. And it wasn't We Were Kings. It was,

17:45

but it is. It's like

17:47

something like, wait, is it high school football? They

17:51

solved racism through football. Yeah. I

17:53

thought he was gonna do it. It was gonna be football. What the

17:56

hell was that movie called? I can't believe I forget

17:58

the title. I remember the title. Remember the

18:00

tight? Remember the tight? We forgot the

18:02

tight. Was Ryan Gosling a

18:04

left? I'm pretty sure he was. He might not

18:06

have been the quarterback or he was a backup

18:09

quarterback or something. Are you confusing him with Donald

18:11

Faison? Oh my god,

18:13

I always make that mistake. What's your

18:15

favorite Donald Faison? Ryan Gosling, not even

18:17

in the top like five

18:20

or six actors, but he's in

18:22

it. Yeah, he was like post-breaker high. He had like, but

18:24

he was funny and then he was, I mean,

18:26

that's why I remember. Yeah. I

18:28

remember the other, there was Denzel's assistant coach who's

18:31

also... You're talking about Will Patton as Bill Yost?

18:34

Who is it? Who's the actual... Will

18:37

Patton as Bill Yost? I

18:41

don't know. It's a great movie though.

18:44

Is it Kip Perdue as Ronnie Sunshine Bass?

18:47

They're just making up... Craig Kirkwood as

18:49

Jerry Rev Harris. Ooh,

18:51

it had a young Kate Bosworth as

18:53

Emma Hoyt. Kate Bosworth, you didn't know?

18:56

Of course, Ethan Soupley as Louis Lastick.

18:58

Ethan Soupley somehow launched his way into

19:00

my algorithm and I see Ethan Soupley

19:02

all the time. What

19:05

is he doing? He was just

19:07

in a movie as a... Well,

19:09

he lost a lot of weight. Okay. And

19:11

I think he went through a drug thing. I think he might

19:13

have come out on the other side of a dark time in

19:15

his life based on what I've

19:18

seen in my algorithm. And he was just in

19:20

a movie that I saw. Apparently, I

19:22

forget every movie I've watched other than the Equalizer, but

19:24

he was just a villain in a movie. He was

19:27

a... I don't know this movie. He's

19:30

the guy from My Name is Earl, The Buddy.

19:32

Right. Yeah. Was he a

19:35

member of the Pussy Posse? He was literally...

19:37

Not when I was there. He was in... I

19:39

think he might have been in everything all at

19:41

once or everywhere all at once. I

19:43

fell asleep one night. I haven't finished it. What, you weren't

19:45

playing at the time? Well, if you've been playing at the

19:47

moment... Anyone could have been in it. You could have shown

19:49

up in the second half of that movie. I was like,

19:51

great movie though. I know it's old news. I don't know

19:54

if it won the Oscar or not, but I finally did.

19:56

It was like a month ago. I was like, it's that

19:58

time I watched this. And I was like, damn. It's

20:00

good. I needed time for the high-fifty side for me to

20:02

get a little bit random. But I

20:04

can't watch it. Like, I watched

20:06

ParaSight right when it won the

20:08

Oscar, and then my expectations are

20:10

too high, and then I don't enjoy it

20:12

as much. So I need a little bit of time for

20:15

my flights. This is like that this

20:17

time of year when this episode comes out is the time

20:19

when I watch all the things. I'm like... You

20:22

keep it current. I like it. Well, like,

20:24

when things are nominated, I'm like, I

20:26

have a bunch of free time. Sure. I

20:28

like to go to the movie theater and

20:30

see the nominees and stuff, or

20:33

at least the Golden Globe nominees. Like, last

20:35

year I did a week of, like, Triangle

20:38

of Sadness and Tar.

20:40

I loved Tar. Tar is so

20:43

good. Tar. Tar is bomb. I

20:45

bought Tar. You

20:48

did? Like, I love Tar. Because I... So you can

20:50

watch it whenever you want? Yeah. You know how... Tar

20:52

is amazing. I don't watch many movies. Like, I didn't

20:54

see Triangle of Sadness. But Tar, I just watched a

20:57

few months ago and I was so good. Well, you

20:59

know how I... Like, for years, if I was bored

21:01

or like, I was like, I just want to put

21:03

something on... What would I put on? Moneyball.

21:06

Moneyball. It was Moneyball. Oh, Moneyball?

21:08

Oh, I'm great with Moneyball. These

21:10

are Moneyball. Yeah. Nice.

21:13

Really being. Beautiful movie, too. The Grass

21:15

looks so lovely. Moneyball. Like, everything about

21:17

it. Great Aaron Sorkin script.

21:20

Dave likes the movie where there's a lot

21:22

of, like, talking. Walking a dog. Walking a

21:24

dog. They don't even

21:26

come close to winning the World Series at the end of that

21:29

movie. Yeah. Well, you know, they're not

21:31

the Mighty Ducks, so they're... No,

21:33

they're not. But I

21:35

was like, as soon as I saw Tar, I was like, well,

21:37

this is my new Moneyball. This is a thing I'm going to

21:39

be able to watch all the time. Move over Moneyball. Weird.

21:42

They do the ending credits at

21:44

the beginning of Tar. Oh, yeah. And I

21:46

didn't fast forward, did you? I

21:48

started in the theater. So I was... And

21:51

I showed up a minute late. And so I didn't

21:53

realize there was something before... There was, like, a post-credit

21:56

scene before opening credits.

21:58

Yeah, it was really crazy. You could write... when

22:00

a start Nick Fury comes in and he starts

22:02

the movie up like well I'm not used to

22:04

this yeah but anyways I'm not happy with these

22:07

snakes on this plane so

22:14

do you think is it too deep of

22:16

a rabbit hole if I asked you a

22:18

question about tar right now you know what

22:20

it's completely inappropriate cuz I I

22:22

haven't done this no I loved it so much

22:24

I started reading like internet theories and everything I

22:27

haven't done that since the equalizer too and

22:29

it's sort of like

22:37

the way that like Liam Neeson later

22:39

in his career became a revenge

22:42

action guy but yes equalizer one is

22:44

definitely they said Oh take him was

22:46

so popular let's make our Denzel taken

22:48

but then they elevated it beyond and

22:50

then what's his

22:53

face Kevin Costner had his with a

22:55

walk among the tombstones I

22:57

don't know that I think you'll like

23:00

it it's like one of these

23:02

one-man army revenge yeah I

23:04

do like one man I'm a three has

23:07

the highest of all the ratings between in

23:10

the equalizer trilogy on on rotten tomatoes I think it's

23:12

like 92% or something nice

23:14

I don't know it's something in the 90s if I'm

23:16

not my it

23:18

takes place in an Italian

23:20

villa I mean it's an

23:23

art like it's not you

23:25

know popcorn like it's it's

23:27

it's it's one of these avant-garde

23:31

but do you think she was dreaming

23:33

at the end of tar hmm oh

23:35

the end is so funny yeah when she's

23:37

it but like boiler alert yeah I haven't

23:39

seen it I don't I think it was

23:42

I well I I don't

23:45

know I I haven't

23:47

reexamined it in that way but I for

23:50

me it's just like such

23:52

a great turn at the end

23:54

so it makes it so

23:56

funny yeah yeah I gotta

23:58

see this very very end in that film.

24:00

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Such a great film. Okay.

24:02

You saw this. I'm gonna watch the two

24:04

equalizers I haven't seen. I will

24:06

watch Star. I will rewatch Moneyball. No, no,

24:09

no. I will fall asleep during what movie

24:11

do you call it? Equalizer 3. Equalizer 3.

24:13

Yeah, yeah. Probably watch Mighty Ducks 2 just

24:15

to show it in there. Yeah, yeah. Because

24:17

we talked about it. Yeah. I also watched

24:19

The Killer on that. Yeah. Later,

24:21

David Fincher. Ooh, I love it. I watched

24:24

the first 40 minutes of that and I

24:26

fell asleep. But I love Fincher

24:28

2 and that movie because I went into that

24:30

with the reverse of what I said about Oscar

24:32

winning movies where I heard because I was so pumped

24:34

for it because I also love Fast Bender, I heard that

24:36

it was not good. Oh. And so

24:38

I went in being like, ah, damn, I love Fincher.

24:40

This is gonna be disappointing if it's not good. And

24:43

I'm like 10 minutes past after he messed up. Yeah.

24:45

I hope that's not too much of a spoiler. But

24:47

it's really, it's the same. It's like a one man

24:49

army style but with Fincher in

24:51

charge. It's really cool which is watching

24:53

somebody who's like describe how in control

24:55

they are of a situation and then

24:57

watch them do their not. I loved

24:59

Mank too. I don't know because nobody

25:01

talks about Mank. I didn't love to

25:03

make. I mean, it was pandemic. I

25:05

had a couple of edibles and I said, let's watch

25:08

just three and a half hours. Mank was the story

25:10

of Mank. So Gary Oldman

25:12

is Mank. Where he's been. Mank

25:15

was the guy who

25:17

wrote Citizen Kane. Like

25:19

him dealing with the,

25:22

he really knew the guy it's

25:24

based on. Yeah. Was

25:26

it Mank or something? Probably Mank. Well, yeah,

25:29

I think like it was David Fincher's dad

25:31

had some relationship with the real Mank. Oh,

25:33

I got it. But then also Mank knew

25:36

the guy who was the real Citizen

25:39

Kane. Like what's his name? Oh, Hurst. Yeah,

25:42

was it Hurst? William Randall Hurst. Yeah. Yeah. And it

25:44

was all, and it was played by my friend from

25:46

work, Charles Dance. Yeah, I worked

25:49

for Charles Dance. I don't want to talk about

25:51

it. He didn't love it. I actually

25:53

never met him, but I wrote

25:56

some podcasts that he narrated. Nice. I've

25:58

got it on. audio file of him

26:00

saying my name in the credits. That's

26:02

pretty cool. That's pretty cool. You should have

26:04

it as a ringtone. You know what, I got him. I've got Pee Wee

26:07

Herman during my voice. I am. Maybe

26:11

I make a little Mount Rushmore of guys

26:13

who said my name. That's pretty good. If

26:16

you like one-man army movies, have you heard of

26:19

this movie, Sisu, S-I-S-U? No. It

26:23

is a Finnish movie. And

26:26

it is about... He never finishes movies. Come

26:28

on. It was lying there. It

26:31

came out in the last couple of

26:33

years and it's about how the Nazis...

26:36

It was in World War II. The Nazis

26:39

were pulling out of Finland. But

26:42

on their way out, they were being real

26:44

jerks about it. Really? Yeah, yeah,

26:46

yeah. That sore loser. Yeah, and they messed with

26:48

the wrong guy. Oh, shit. That's always when you

26:51

mess with the wrong guy. And

26:53

it's always somebody who's had all sorts of

26:55

training, was just minding their business. They

26:57

don't want to hurt you. No. This

27:00

guy in Sisu... No, no, no. The

27:02

guy is like... They're out of the game. I don't want

27:04

to drag them back in. The guy is like a legend.

27:06

Like, people have never seen this guy, but everyone's heard about

27:08

him. Yeah. Oh, wait. It's

27:11

him. It's Sisu. Damn, it's Sisu. Do you

27:13

know what's interesting is I love this one-man

27:16

army genre. John Wick didn't do

27:18

it for me. Really? Sorry.

27:21

I liked one, not enough to keep going. I want to do it.

27:23

I got a C2. Let me give

27:25

you a little bit of information about me.

27:27

I haven't seen the sequel to anything. Not

27:32

even like a Godfather II or something

27:34

like that? No, I have seen... You've

27:36

seen Wayne's World 2. Yeah, I've seen

27:38

comedy sequels. But none

27:40

of these ones that came

27:42

out of nowhere, you're like... John

27:45

Wick was a surprise hit. And I really

27:47

liked it. But I'm like, hmm,

27:50

you didn't earn... This isn't something

27:52

that keeps going. It's

27:54

much killing. I like when you

27:56

see it in their eyes that they're capable of

27:58

it. They use it sparingly. It's just like, you're

28:00

getting shot, you're getting stabbed, you're getting shot.

28:02

Oh, to me, it's like watching a ballet

28:05

or something. Like, it's just, it's so

28:08

fluid and choreographed, but I've never seen

28:10

in a fight scene before. Yeah. Like,

28:12

there's, yeah, there's kind of like, it's

28:15

thought out a lot more than I

28:18

think any fight scenes I've ever seen have kind of

28:20

thought it out, but. I think that's. I'm a wick

28:22

head, I'll say. I'm a wick head. I think that's

28:24

more true of the last 10 years or so. I

28:26

haven't seen any sequels of anything in the last 10

28:28

years. I've been money balled too.

28:32

Don't tempt me. And the

28:35

same is true of like most TV shows. I'm

28:37

like, I don't need season two of it. No,

28:39

that, I also have that. Even if I'm loving

28:41

a show, then season two comes out, I'm like,

28:44

yeah, I'm fine. Yeah. Yeah, especially if

28:46

they tied up, you know, the

28:48

last episode nicely enough, like maybe there was

28:50

some tendrils that hadn't been solved, but you're

28:53

like, yeah, that's the end of the story.

28:55

Take some comedies, I'll keep coming back to

28:57

comedies. Yeah. You're righteous

28:59

gemstones. You're only orders in the building.

29:01

You're one more time. I

29:04

can't wait to see it. I'm very excited. How I saved

29:06

that one. That was good. Who

29:09

else is in the show, who else works in the

29:11

store? Oh, you know who's on it, past

29:13

guest of ours. Dan Bairn,

29:16

how do you pronounce it? I actually, I

29:18

say Bairn. I think it is Bairn. Yeah,

29:20

but I wanna say Bairn. It's E-I-R-N-E. He's

29:24

so funny. Yeah. I mean, the whole

29:26

cast is funny, but Dan Bairn, I know from back, he was sketching

29:29

improv in Toronto, and he was in

29:31

Fargo season two, I think. The

29:33

one with Nick Offerman and Dan. Oh

29:36

yeah, who's in it? But

29:38

yeah, he's super funny. Jerry

29:40

Hall, who's on this hour. Oh

29:42

yeah, Jerry Hall's awesome. Yeah, he's

29:44

great. Elise Bauman, who's amazing too,

29:47

Dayton Sincaya. And we

29:49

have this kid named Saren. Saren,

29:52

apologies if I say your last name

29:54

wrong, Saren. Saren, Saren. Saren, Saren. Saren,

29:56

Saren. He's the evil guy from a

29:58

Ring movie. I just thought it was like one of

30:00

those. But Saren was 14 when

30:03

we started filming. Because we wanted a

30:05

teenager, a real teenager. Because

30:07

when we were casting, you find kids who are

30:09

people who are like 25, 27, but

30:12

they still could pass for a teenager. But we

30:15

were like, no. Because I went home one night

30:17

and started watching Arrested Development. Michael Saren was just

30:19

so funny. And he was actually 15. Yeah,

30:22

yeah. No, we've got to get a real teenager.

30:24

And we could not find one. And the Saren

30:26

kid came out of nowhere at the 11th hour. And

30:29

a casting agent in Toronto saw him

30:31

at some workshop conference thing. Like

30:33

he'd never even acted before. Really? And then he came

30:35

up to her booth and talked to her. And she

30:37

was like, I got something for you. Sent

30:40

it to us. And he's like a

30:42

revelation. Holy shit. He's 15. He turned 15

30:44

a month into filming. But he's

30:46

so funny. He's so authentically teenage. What'd you

30:49

do for his birthday a month into filming?

30:52

His birthday? Yeah, what'd you do? For his 15th?

30:55

I think we brought in a cake for him. It's funny

30:57

because it was early on. So we brought in a cake

30:59

for him. And then it was somebody else's birthday a few

31:01

weeks later. And I was like, let's get a cake for

31:03

them too. And the production team was like, no, we just

31:05

did that because he's a kid. Nobody else gets any celebration.

31:07

I was wondering, yeah. Yeah, like it would be too much.

31:09

Surely the star would get a cake. My

31:12

birthday's now when we were filming. When's your birthday? I was going

31:14

to lie just to get a cake at some point. What about

31:16

your half birthday? How about that? Yeah. OK.

31:19

You lost your virginity. These are also dates

31:21

that we could celebrate with a cake. No, I'm

31:23

hoping to lose mine tonight. Tonight's

31:25

name. You've

31:27

left yourselves a little time. I

31:30

know. And Abby is mad at me. I

31:34

do not see it happening. When's your

31:36

birthday? January 7. Holy

31:39

moly. We released it. OK. Nice.

31:42

And two days before the big debut. That's

31:44

right. One day after the big party at

31:46

the Capitol. Yeah,

31:49

yeah. That is a weird time to be celebrating,

31:51

for sure. Speaking

31:54

of teenagers playing teenagers, either you guys

31:56

seen Dear Evan Hansen or watched two

31:58

minutes of it. No, but

32:00

I, dear Evan Hansen. Oh no, I've never,

32:03

no. It is wild.

32:05

It is wild because the guy

32:07

who originated the role was

32:09

a teenager when he started the

32:11

Broadway show, but is

32:13

not now and was cast as

32:16

the character that he played on Broadway. Didn't he really?

32:19

Yeah. And what, like 30 by that

32:21

time? Easily, yeah. And didn't look like a kid. Didn't look

32:23

like a kid at all. I think he was wearing a

32:25

wig. I remember his face. I can see

32:27

him on the cover or something. Was he in Pitch

32:29

Perfect 2 or Pitch for Everyone?

32:32

I don't know. I don't

32:34

know, but he didn't remember the Titans.

32:37

That's such a trip. My buddy

32:39

was the lead. He was Elder Price in Book

32:41

of Mormon. Oh really? Yeah.

32:44

Like he did it on Broadway. He was also part of the touring

32:46

company. He was with him for five years, but he was, I think,

32:48

27 when he started and 32 when he ended.

32:52

Right. But even 27, you know,

32:55

you're already about seven or 10 years older than the

32:57

Mormon boy you're playing. Yeah.

33:00

So it would be Mormon teenagers. But by the end,

33:02

he's 32 or 33 trying to just, it's not just

33:04

about how you look, right? Like you're like, you got

33:06

to bring that teenage energy. Yeah, yeah. And it messed

33:08

him up a little bit. Just like, could you come

33:10

off of that now? You're done. And you're

33:12

like, I'm not a teenager. I'm not a teenager. But

33:14

you've been playing one for the last five years, literally

33:16

every day, like one day off a week. Yeah.

33:20

Weird. Yeah. I

33:22

mean, it's a weird thing to put yourself in the shoes of being

33:24

a specific type of person for five years straight. Yeah,

33:26

yeah. And you're like, I guess I have to age

33:28

15 years to my regular age

33:30

now. Right. How old are you

33:32

in your show? He's a teenager. But, you know,

33:34

he wasn't like that deep into the line. No,

33:37

I think I'm a teenager. They've seen me doing

33:39

skateboard tricks at the end of the street. Yeah,

33:41

they're great. Hey,

33:43

between you and me, it's just great

33:45

jumping off the skateboard and jumping back

33:47

on. Like the skateboard doesn't move. It's

33:49

pretty sweet. Also, the skateboard has no

33:51

wheels. No wheels. Yeah. But

33:54

you know what? Christmas time. I'm jumping up

33:56

and down. And he goes, hey! That's a

33:59

trick! But anyway,

34:01

he's a total teenager. Do you think the guy

34:03

who played Evan Hansen had something in his contract

34:05

or something? No, they just... He's

34:07

very good. He didn't have something in his contract,

34:09

he had something in his eyes. Yeah, a little

34:11

twinkle, a little teenage twinkle. No,

34:14

I think he has a great singing voice,

34:17

and it's musical. It totally was not what

34:19

I thought it was going to be about.

34:22

And it was... Were you watching

34:24

the whole Dear Evan Hansen? Yeah, I was

34:27

drinking, and then I started watching it. Well,

34:29

I'm in for a penny and for a pound with...

34:31

You thought that made the story better, that you were

34:33

drinking? Yeah. Hey

34:36

guys, it wasn't anything weird, I was drinking, I said

34:38

I should watch all of Dear Evan Hansen. Within the

34:40

first minute, I was like, what are the two things

34:42

they didn't know? The lead was being played

34:44

by a 30-year-old, and it was a musical. Didn't know that

34:46

sitting in the... You didn't really like musicals? Yeah, I love

34:48

them, but I didn't know it was a musical, so it

34:51

was very odd that they suddenly did a musical number. I

34:53

was like, ugh. So

34:55

there's a... They've turned mean

34:57

girls into a musical, and they turned

34:59

mean girls the musical into a movie. And

35:02

the trailer for it has no music in it. Oh,

35:04

wow. It is a musical. Yeah. People

35:07

are very confused. Oh, that

35:09

was stuck if you hated musicals. Didn't

35:13

they make the mean girl the protagonist now,

35:15

instead of the girl that Lindsay Lohan played?

35:17

Buddy, I don't know. I

35:19

didn't read the Wikipedia on

35:22

the musical. I

35:24

didn't think I liked musical movies that much, and

35:26

then I watched Tick Tick Boom a couple years

35:28

ago, and I really enjoyed that. Yeah. Not

35:31

enough to make me go, I'm going to watch every musical

35:33

that comes out, but enough to make me go, maybe I

35:35

don't dislike them as much as I thought. But

35:37

I don't know why I thought I disliked them, because I

35:39

like musicals in real life. Yeah. I

35:42

just thought I didn't want my movies to get musical. For

35:44

me, those were two different... Yeah, two Bridge 2 bar. Yeah.

35:48

That was right. Tick Tick Boom was good. So,

35:51

Golden Globes is the award

35:54

show that separates categories into

35:56

drama. Yeah, drama and comedy.

35:59

No, drama. and comedy

36:01

or musical. Comedy

36:03

or musical together. So it

36:05

feels weird to be like,

36:08

you know, Les Mis is competing

36:10

with Austin Powers. You

36:13

say Austin Powers? Wow.

36:16

Main world Austin Powers. Mike Myers is coming

36:18

up. Yeah, Mike Myers on the brain. The

36:22

Matilda musical movie came out last year, the

36:24

year before, that was really good. Yeah? Yeah,

36:27

I haven't seen it, but I like a movie musical.

36:30

Live stage version. I like a

36:32

soundtrack from, I like

36:34

the original cast recording. So never

36:37

been in one, never had

36:39

the chance to be enemies and not fishing,

36:41

but maybe throw some lines up there and

36:43

see what comes back. I have a terrible

36:45

voice and I can't really dance. You're

36:48

more of the guy who comes on and

36:50

does the Patter song. Yes, yes, yes,

36:52

yeah. Well,

36:55

these parts, things are ramping up, because

36:57

things are getting weird and I'm the

37:00

guy who lives over here in the

37:02

well. Here we go and I don't

37:04

know the plot. There's a

37:07

bunch of things going on over here. I just

37:09

lost the role today. I shouldn't

37:11

have told him about the auditions. Maybe

37:14

I'm gonna talk about him playing with no

37:16

plot. Yeah,

37:20

how old's your character on your

37:23

TV show? Same age as you? He's a

37:25

teenager. You should. Yeah. No,

37:30

he's a couple years younger than me. I'm 37, I think

37:32

he's 35. Okay.

37:35

So yeah, just gave me a couple years

37:38

of extra life, but they had to, I

37:40

got my sides are completely gray in my

37:42

hair. Dye my hair once a

37:44

week, every week on Friday. Oh yeah.

37:46

What's that I've liked? I've never dyed hair

37:48

at all. So what's the process? I have

37:50

no idea. They tried like four different dyes.

37:53

My gray hair really doesn't wanna be dyed.

37:56

Yeah, so they tried like before we went into production, they

37:58

were trying all these different types and one. and finally worked

38:00

and then we just did that for a

38:03

couple hours every week, like it was a project.

38:05

Then the more I did it, every week my

38:07

hair was like, okay, I don't mind this, and

38:10

it got easier. It like, got easier. It like,

38:12

got easier. Yeah, you gotta get into it. Do

38:14

you ever see shows or

38:16

movies where you're like, wow, they

38:18

had all this money, they had

38:20

the best people in the business and they just couldn't get

38:23

this guy's hair to look good. I

38:26

was really worried about that. I was

38:28

watching Blackberry. Jay

38:31

Bear, sounds like Gray Wing.

38:33

And the guy, the other

38:36

guy, Glen Harrington, his bald

38:38

cap with dark hair on

38:40

the sides. Do

38:42

you think it was a bald cap? I thought it was shaved. Yeah, well

38:44

either way. Like it looks off.

38:46

It's not, yeah, and like. He's playing

38:48

Mike Lazaridis, I think. Oh no, Lazaridis

38:51

is Jim Valcilly. Yeah, I'm from Waterloo,

38:53

so that whole era, I was living

38:55

there through it. Do you fall asleep,

38:57

you've mentioned falling asleep in movies. Yeah.

39:00

What point do you do a

39:02

lot? You stay awake at home. Oh God. Or

39:04

not the fighter, the killer, I was just exhausted.

39:06

But on an airplane, I'll fall asleep and that's

39:08

part of what I like about it. Because then

39:10

I come back to it and I start it

39:12

where I fell asleep. It's a whole thing that

39:14

I really enjoy. It's a ritual. I'm

39:17

the, your broadcaster,

39:19

the CBC, on

39:23

their app, CBC Gem, they have

39:26

broken Blackberry into

39:29

three 40 minute chunks and

39:31

it's three episodes. What? I

39:33

don't know why. I don't know how to release it

39:35

on TV. I know there was a slide up for

39:38

over there. Yeah, and so. That's insane. Why would they

39:40

do that? But it's good for me who falls asleep

39:42

40 minutes into a movie. They should like, yeah, with

39:44

the Irishman, it should have been like eight. I'm sure

39:46

you should put the psychology behind it because I bet

39:48

you it is something like they know people like binging

39:51

TV shows. And if you see this

39:53

long movie, it could be a deterrent where you're

39:55

like, ah, I'm gonna fall asleep soon. I don't

39:57

wanna watch a whole movie. They break it up

39:59

into three 40 minute installments. psychologically less daunting.

40:01

It's very it seems very old like

40:04

90s TV to be like yeah, we're gonna

40:06

We're gonna show you this movie over three

40:09

nights Is

40:12

it logical endpoint at the end of

40:14

each episode? I'm only after I'm only

40:16

finished one episode Yeah, it's uh, it

40:18

seems fine. Have you seen the

40:20

guy that who's directed it Rowan directed

40:23

it is also in it He's

40:25

the guy with the light longer Oh

40:27

the glasses goofball. Yeah, and he had

40:29

a show called Nirvana the band the

40:31

show. Oh, yeah Yeah,

40:34

well when I first moved to Toronto like

40:36

everyone was talking about Nirvana the band. It

40:38

was so funny Yeah, I didn't see much

40:40

of it to be honest with you his

40:43

He gave like a panel speech about

40:45

how you can get the

40:48

rights to brands and Songs

40:50

like that. There's kind of end runs you can

40:52

do if you have like a good lawyer So

40:55

in that movie, there's a bunch of like famous

40:57

songs. Oh, yeah Yeah, and like it won't be

40:59

like, you know pop soda. It'll be coke It'll

41:01

be everything like he clears it but he says

41:04

that if you have a fake thing it takes

41:06

you out of it Which I think it does.

41:08

Yeah, totally if somebody's eating a cereal that doesn't

41:10

exist. No. No. Yeah Yeah, unless it's a sci-fi

41:13

show where it's like the whole things about people

41:15

are eating the cereal that doesn't exist And

41:18

it takes them to a new planet They

41:21

were like firing on all cylinders content-wise Well,

41:25

it's over now. I have a plot. Well, I

41:27

was chomping on the cereal But

41:29

it didn't exist and I opened my mouth and I

41:31

was like, what is this? They

41:34

will superwarming it in the Hamilton style Now

41:39

DJ every time you're here is

41:41

we always gonna ask you and are

41:44

you ready for your answer What

41:46

is going on currently? What is

41:48

the news with your favorite singer

41:50

songwriter John Mayer? Yes, I Was

41:53

wondering I was like maybe they're done with the John

41:56

Mayer talk, but I'm happy you brought it up Yeah,

41:58

he wasn't in my Spotify rap He didn't make my

42:00

top five. Really? Which I called both of them. Tell

42:02

us about who was in your top five. I

42:04

don't even want to talk about it because I don't believe

42:07

in its validity. I think, could we listen to a lot

42:09

of Raffy this year? Mm-hmm. Oh, sure. With our little guy?

42:11

And Raffy didn't even make top five, so I'm like, something's

42:13

going on. Raffy, you're so cute. I don't

42:15

know. Is that his real last name? Yeah. Oh, really?

42:17

Oh, I didn't know that. Armenian? What was that last

42:20

name? I think he's Armenian. Yeah. Wow.

42:22

OK, cool. I didn't know that. He's

42:24

a man, though. That's his name on socials,

42:26

anyway. Oh, really? Yeah. He uses his last

42:28

name? Yeah. He's on social? Oh, yeah, he's

42:30

on social. Honestly, I wish 50-50 on whether

42:33

or not he was still alive. I

42:35

don't check in on him. I like his music, and I

42:37

don't need to know what's going on. I don't mean to

42:39

compliment him. Yeah, yeah. Does he live on Saltspring? He

42:41

does. Yeah. He lives on Saltspring Island. Really?

42:44

Yeah. He's Canadian? Yeah. I didn't

42:46

even know that. And he's like a

42:48

Canadian. He's an activist. He's been like

42:50

an activist his whole career. Like, very

42:52

separate from the kids' music, but. Activist

42:54

for what? Just a lot

42:56

of environmental causes and belugas. Disney

42:59

wanted to buy Baby Beluga and

43:01

turn it into a short film,

43:03

and he refused. He said, you

43:06

turned into 340 minutes. But

43:10

he wouldn't sell. He was like, man. Why did he

43:12

refuse? Because Disney's a giant, horrible

43:15

corporation that does all sorts of

43:17

convulsions. What corporation? Disney? Oh,

43:20

I didn't hear who you said, so. I

43:24

got to look into them. DJ

43:26

worthy. Wow. I hear it again. Wow. I love him

43:28

even more. I just love to. Because I've never listened

43:30

to kids' music too much, and I was like a

43:32

little reluctant, where I was like, oh, god, am I

43:34

going to be here? You didn't listen to kids' music

43:36

before you had a kid? Only

43:39

when I drank. Yeah,

43:42

yeah. That's how you can enjoy it,

43:44

yeah. Yeah, I love

43:46

Raffy. But he didn't make my top five. Neither

43:48

did John Mayer. But you know what's really

43:50

cool about John Mayer? I'm going to bring it back

43:52

to the man of the hour. Please. The man of

43:55

several hours. The man of the last 20

43:57

years. His longevity off the track. But. He

44:00

was in the Grateful Dead, you know, Dead and

44:02

Cope for nine years. He would join them in...

44:04

Nine years! Yeah, or maybe eight. I think he

44:06

joined in 2015 and they officially just ended it.

44:08

They ended it? Oh, okay. Yeah, but

44:11

he was like, when he came on, it was like a

44:13

novelty and people were like, oh, he's like gonna try to

44:15

make it his own thing. Like a lot of the Deadheads

44:17

were upset. They weren't

44:19

like, bogarting their joints over it.

44:21

Yeah. Oh yeah. But...

44:24

Finger finger finger! Finger finger finger! Finger finger! What

44:27

do you call it? What is it like hippies

44:29

playing for like being stressed out about it? I

44:32

think that's pretty good. Yeah, bogarting. Yeah,

44:34

bogarting. Sure, yeah. Um,

44:36

but he was there for the right reason. Spiritually

44:39

he just wanted to be part of something bigger

44:41

than himself. Yeah, is he like the new Jerry?

44:43

Was he the new Jerry? Well,

44:45

I mean, Jerry was one of the original guys, right?

44:47

Yeah. So you can never be the new Jerry, but...

44:50

You gotta be the new Jerry. You know, there

44:52

were a lot of shirts. People wear shirts that

44:54

say like queer for wear, like Bob Weir. And

44:57

so a lot of people have queer for

44:59

wear shirts, among other shirts. But...

45:02

Are they actually queer or are they just saying

45:04

that... Just for wear. Okay. Um,

45:07

they're straight otherwise, but... I guess

45:09

the spectrum is all tie-dyed at this point. But

45:12

then people started wearing shirts that said gay or

45:14

for mare. Oh, okay. Yeah, they

45:16

really accepted... Okay, I'm going to point

45:18

everyone at each other. But

45:20

yeah, he released a new album last year. I

45:22

think I might have talked about that one already

45:24

with you guys, because I remember we listened to

45:26

New Light. But that wasn't last year. That was

45:28

years ago at this point. Um,

45:31

oh, you know when I talked to you, he just had

45:33

New Light out as a single, but Sob Rock hadn't come

45:35

out yet, the album. Okay. Which

45:37

is like a throwback kind of 80s album and

45:39

it's great. I'm gonna see you in a new

45:42

light. Yeah. It's not bad.

45:44

Yeah? Oh, it's great. The whole album's

45:46

great. He's got a song on it that is called

45:48

Why You No Love Me. Okay,

45:50

canceling this guy as well. It's

45:53

one of those songs where you're like, oh, why do you have to

45:55

do that? And then it gets stuck in your head. And

45:57

I'm like, why you no love me? I see why you

45:59

did it. because I wouldn't remember if it was called, Why Don't

46:01

You Love Me? Right, yeah. Why

46:04

Don't You Love Me? Boring. Why

46:06

You No Love Me? Vaguely racist almost. Is

46:08

it? Not even vaguely,

46:10

I think. Does he use the

46:12

letter Y for Y? No,

46:14

written out fully correct. Yeah. He

46:18

doesn't want to confuse what the joke

46:20

is. It's not a grammatical thing. It's

46:22

pure racism. Yeah. Yeah,

46:26

but it's that song in brackets, racist

46:29

version. He

46:32

rerecorded it because somebody else was making all the

46:34

money off his racist song. I've

46:37

seen people wearing shirts that actually say racist for

46:39

mayor. And I'm like, I don't get it. Oh,

46:41

no. I

46:44

don't know if I told you

46:46

this before, but a few years ago, I was at

46:48

a comedy store doing a roast battle on

46:51

the stage, and I hate roast battles, I just

46:53

did it to scare myself. But I found out

46:55

after that John Mayer was in the audience watching.

46:57

Wow, shit. I was just calling for John Mayer.

46:59

But I didn't get to see him. Wow, you

47:01

got to pay him back for

47:04

all that entertainment over the years. You got

47:06

to give him a little something. It's true.

47:08

And you know, in the show, we were gonna have an ongoing

47:10

thing where DJ and the show, cause that's my name and one

47:12

more time as well. Right. And did you

47:15

do that cause you couldn't remember your actor name? Well,

47:18

I don't know how to act. So I thought that would

47:20

give me a little bit of a cushion, being like, I'm

47:22

not acting. But. A

47:25

long tradition of comedians. Yeah, I don't

47:27

break as much as Jerry did in

47:29

Seinfeld, but even when you watch

47:32

Seinfeld now, I don't even mind when he

47:34

breaks. No, I don't even notice. It's charming. Yeah.

47:37

But Jimmy Fallon breaking an SNL

47:40

could be not charming at times. Right.

47:42

Cause he was like, ruined scenes. Because he wanted to let you

47:45

know how much fun he was having. He

47:47

does have a lot of fun, it seems. Or

47:49

maybe he's just pretending it's not fun at all.

47:51

But I think even being back there to pretending,

47:53

you've got a skill. Yeah. Cause

47:56

you know, I did the Tonight Show and Fallon came by and hung

47:58

out with me and my friend for like 10 days. minute before

48:00

the show where you're like can't you make

48:02

me think of it dude we're

48:04

in there in a bad mood he comes

48:06

in smile come on dude no he was

48:08

super nice like so nice and I had

48:10

that thought I was like even if he's

48:13

faking it still making me feel like a

48:15

million bucks here like beyond like that all

48:17

day long and then all those reports

48:19

came out that he was actually a huge asshole

48:21

yeah I'm impossible he was so nice for those

48:23

10 minutes there's so many

48:25

reports about people being assholes I forget

48:27

yeah yeah that one's like one of

48:29

those one not to like nullify whatever

48:32

one was saying but it's like I

48:35

don't know there was a day where

48:37

you just expected celebrities to be asshole

48:39

like Carson notorious crick yeah I forget

48:42

Jimmy Fallon wasn't was exactly it was

48:44

an asshole or was he drunk yeah

48:47

I think both and he like

48:49

did a real deal apology

48:52

and said like I this is

48:54

unacceptable and which you know a

48:56

lot of people like well I'm sorry you got offended

48:58

but I promise I won't give you drunk

49:10

at work okay but you're doing beer

49:12

pong in the apology but

49:14

it's so fun for rating my

49:16

love language yeah no he uh

49:19

well have we get under the Fallon thing we're

49:21

talking about them right before that did I have

49:23

a point for your name there was a DJ

49:26

in the show oh yeah how do

49:28

we get to that I don't remember

49:30

what I was talking about um that's

49:32

fine it's fine don't worry about it

49:34

is a John Mayer um David's gonna

49:36

view I was watching the John Mayer

49:38

video for your body

49:41

is a wonderland mm-hmm and I was like oh the

49:43

girl in this video is so pretty and I

49:45

looked her up and she's also in the video

49:47

for Eve sixes promise no

49:50

I will follow the prize I

50:00

just double-check she's pretty in that video as well.

50:02

She's wearing roller skates. I

50:08

can't remember what she looked like, but I do remember finding

50:11

the girl pretty in both of those videos. So that's... So

50:13

it was one of these video

50:15

Vixens. Oh yeah. Yeah,

50:19

I feel like the early 2000s was a good

50:21

time for video Vixens. Yeah. Tell me what you

50:23

were gonna say. I

50:25

just lost it again. No, nah. Dave,

50:27

what's going on with you, man? Okay,

50:29

well today... What? Oh,

50:32

well we're in the... So we are in

50:34

mid-December. I've been getting my

50:36

holly on, my jolly on. Get your

50:38

jollies off. Yeah, I'm getting my rocks

50:40

off. And

50:44

did my annual thing I

50:46

like to do, which is make

50:48

a big gingerbread house. Oh

50:51

yes. Gingerbread is my number

50:53

one Christmas treat. Yeah.

50:55

I like a gingerbread house. I like

50:57

a gingerbread man. I

50:59

like gingerbread who have frosting on it. Do

51:01

you... I forget, do you freestyle or do

51:03

you get a kit? Get a

51:05

kit. Go to the Swiss bakery, get

51:09

their kit, comes in a little pizza box. Nice.

51:12

I give you everything you need.

51:14

What I didn't do was refrigerate

51:17

the icing, frosting stuff.

51:20

And so... Like

51:25

I should have refrigerated it so that when I

51:27

stuck everything together, it wasn't very

51:29

warm. Right. Yeah. And so I had

51:31

to like use a bunch of books

51:35

to make sure the house didn't fall apart.

51:37

How big is the house? The house is...

51:39

Well, it fits in a pizza box. So

51:41

no bigger than a pizza box.

51:43

About yea big. Okay. Yeah. Like

51:45

a foot high. Yeah. A

51:48

foot and a half maybe with a roof. Nice. Does

51:51

it come with candies as well? Or you...

51:54

It comes with candies, it comes with Smarties. Okay. It

51:57

comes with these Watermelon Gummies, which... I'm

51:59

not a fan of. It comes with

52:01

these peach rings, which I'm not a

52:03

fan of. Watermelon gummies on the new

52:05

bed? They're just not festive. Yeah. And

52:07

the peach rings, they

52:10

change the flavor of everything to

52:12

peachy. So even though, even

52:14

if I take them off and I still eat the

52:16

gingerbread, it's just still peachy. Yeah. Oh,

52:18

peachy. So

52:21

it stayed up? Oh,

52:23

it stayed up. Okay, good. Good, good, good. But only

52:25

for 20 minutes before I

52:27

ate it. Yeah. The thing is, we take a

52:29

picture. Like, every year

52:32

we... This is a family tradition

52:34

I'm letting you guys know. Okay, here we go. So every

52:37

year we have a calendar made

52:39

and we keep it in the kitchen. And

52:41

I just do it at London

52:43

Drugs and I upload a

52:46

bunch of photos. And then all year

52:48

long, we get our own photos

52:50

on the calendar. But every year

52:53

at Christmas in the December month,

52:55

it's called... We

53:02

use the same kind of picture from

53:04

the year previous, which is my

53:07

daughter's sitting

53:09

next to the gingerbread house I made. Okay. And

53:12

they replicate the same pose

53:14

every year and we've managed to get the

53:16

previous year's calendar in the background. Oh,

53:19

this is fun. Yeah. What's that

53:21

called, that art, where you see the

53:23

thing behind the thing? Something effect. That's

53:25

not Escher, is it? No, no. It's

53:27

named after... It's like the Drost effect,

53:30

which is a package that

53:32

had like... It's basically... Who's

53:34

that woman on the butter?

53:38

The Land O' Lakes. Land O' Lakes. And she's holding a

53:40

Land O' Lakes package with her on it. Right. Anyway,

53:43

so... Now, do you have any

53:46

Christmas-like traditions? You started your

53:48

own Christmas vision or you had a dude

53:50

with your family, anything like that? No.

53:52

By the way, I was going to say, in

53:54

the show, we were going to make DJ in

53:56

the show with John Mayer a fan. Oh, really?

53:58

We ended up going a different direction. Oh, I

54:00

can't wait. Very close to being a John Mayer.

54:02

When you say a different direction, is there... If

54:05

somebody else had a big band, we went somewhere

54:07

else instead of John Mayer, but I'll

54:10

save that for you. You got to

54:12

tune in to One More Time. Yeah,

54:14

yeah, yeah. The BBC jam broken into

54:16

58 four-minute episodes. Who's

54:19

the poor man's John Mayer that you could

54:21

have fired? Poor man's John

54:23

Mayer. Ooh, that's a good question. I mean, I don't want to

54:25

say Ed Sheeran. Is it Ed Sheeran? No way, man. Ed

54:28

Sheeran is the richest man in the...

54:30

I know. In

54:33

terms of Christmas tradition, no, but I

54:35

would love if John Mayer made a Christmas album because

54:38

that would be my new... That'll happen. That'll

54:40

happen. It's got to happen. From a marketing and

54:42

money perspective, there's so much money that you're making

54:44

a Christmas album. But growing

54:46

up, we always read twice a night

54:48

before Christmas before. Classic. I'd like

54:50

to continue that with my son. Nice. He

54:53

loves reading right now, so we didn't do it last... No,

54:55

we did read it to him last year, so we'll do

54:57

it this year. We don't even have a Christmas tree up,

54:59

and we're going home to Canada soon, so our house

55:02

doesn't feel too festive right now. And we're in

55:04

California. There's no snow or anything. It's

55:07

weird, you know, maybe if you wish, I don't know.

55:11

Maybe if you put a tree up. Yeah, yeah,

55:13

yeah. But you people put reindeers on their roof

55:15

and stuff in LA, and it

55:17

doesn't feel right, but there's no way they could survive

55:19

in this climb. Fair enough. Yeah. I

55:22

just heard from Climate to Climb. Was that okay? You

55:24

can say Climb right now. Yeah, I hear that. I've heard

55:26

that used. I think it's like a

55:28

different word, like isle and island. Are they different words?

55:31

Well, it's not... Isle is its own

55:33

word, but it's not just like... But

55:35

an isle is an island, right? Yeah, I think

55:37

so, but it's not like calling

55:39

7-Eleven-sev. But it's... I

55:42

know in the Gilligan Island theme song, they

55:44

say Gilligan's Isle. Yeah, here in Gilligan's Isle.

55:46

Yeah. It's called... They crash

55:49

down on the shore of this deserted,

55:52

tragic land. You're

55:55

never going to be in a musical. You don't

55:58

even know the lyrics to the Gilligan... Gilligan

56:00

the musical. So

56:03

that's one thing is we did that

56:06

and today I did

56:08

something else, something I like to do before Christmas

56:10

is I crossed the border. Go

56:13

to Taco Bell. I did go to Taco Bell. You've got

56:16

to run for the border and you're going to do it.

56:18

Although I did. So

56:22

today I drove to Bellingham, Washington and

56:24

I went to Trader Joe's. I

56:27

went to Target, got some stocking stuffers,

56:29

got some little chips and dips and

56:31

things. Picked up some packages

56:33

from our mailbox and I have something.

56:36

Now I know it's been a couple weeks since we

56:38

did presents on the show but I have something for Graham.

56:41

What? Oh this

56:43

is exciting. Because I went to Trader Joe's

56:45

I got you this. Peppermint bar. Oh my

56:47

god. Oh my god. I was just at

56:49

the drug store and I was like man

56:51

nobody sells fucking. Well Abby went

56:54

to Williams Sonoma. Abby was walking by Williams

56:56

Sonoma today and they had a sign saying

56:58

try our famous peppermint bark and she went inside and it

57:00

was $70. Well

57:04

candy came for ages you know now with

57:06

the climate tax and all those guys. Climate

57:09

tax? Yeah, climate tax. Climate tax.

57:12

Climate tax. You a fan at

57:15

all? Peppermint bark? Yeah I do

57:17

really like peppermint bark. Alright well let's look

57:19

back and maybe open it. It's hard to

57:21

get. I've never really realized. Well I know

57:23

my mom used to make it and

57:26

I don't think it needs to be $70. What

57:31

do you think about things like gingerbread

57:33

and maybe peppermint bark but where they

57:35

are so seasonal where you associate them

57:37

with a season do you feel like

57:40

the makers of gingerbread kind of resent

57:42

that they wish you would eat it more than you

57:44

might as well? I wonder because

57:46

it's like I and I

57:48

love gingerbread. Did I mention that before? He

57:51

loves it. But I do not want it.

57:54

I don't want it on December 26th. Yeah.

57:57

Yeah I feel like the one product that

57:59

was like we're gonna go into the

58:01

other seasons with mini eggs. Remember

58:04

you only get Cadbury eggs and

58:06

mini eggs around. But like the,

58:08

I feel like there's a creep

58:10

of pumpkin spice earlier

58:13

and earlier. Yeah, yeah. Like

58:15

maybe even September. That's

58:18

too early. Is there anything

58:20

that comes out just in the summer? I feel like you're drinking

58:22

a lot of Kool-Aid in the summer. I

58:24

don't know that you're having Kool-Aid in

58:26

the fall. Are those like red, white,

58:28

and blue Popsicles? Yes. Can you imagine

58:30

having one of those in December? No

58:32

way Jose. And the other thing I

58:34

got for you today, because I

58:37

think we talked about it recently. I don't

58:39

know if it was on air or off

58:41

air, but Nerds Rope. Nerds

58:43

Rope. Okay, we were talking about this and

58:45

I'd never heard of this before. I've never

58:48

heard of Nerds Rope. It's a licorice encrusted

58:50

with Nerds. Should we crack it open?

58:52

Should we all have? Yeah, sure. Have some

58:54

Nerds Rope? I've been around a long time. Okay.

58:57

What do you know, Nerds, right? Oh yeah, I

59:00

love Nerds, but I didn't, I've never heard of

59:02

Nerds Rope. Okay. I'll take

59:04

a bit. This is seasonal Nerds Rope. I

59:07

also like, I haven't had any eggnog

59:09

yet, and I feel like at this point it's maybe

59:11

too late. You can have a

59:13

sip. I know, but you can't go to the store

59:15

and buy a sip. Hehehe. This

59:19

is bad podcasting. This is good, this

59:22

is good. Oh boy.

59:24

Yeah. My mouth

59:26

is alive. I haven't had Nerds in so long, and

59:28

it's just like, oh yeah. I

59:31

haven't had Nerds in so long either. Get

59:34

ready to transport back to you being a

59:37

teenager in Adaland. Oh yeah. Holy

59:39

cow. Good one, Dave. Wow,

59:44

that's cool. Yeah. They're

59:47

doing great things with me. What made you watch

59:50

your body as a Wonderland? No,

59:52

I, um, there's

59:54

a channel that

59:56

shows all the videos. Mmm. And

59:59

I, uh, Turner Classic Videos. TCV.

1:00:04

But there's actually a couple because there's one

1:00:06

on our cable package. And then

1:00:08

I noticed there's one on just like if our

1:00:11

Samsung TV is plugged into the internet, then

1:00:15

you can watch a few weeks

1:00:17

ago, I guess was talking about it. But they'll

1:00:19

just have a channel that's all 21 Jump

1:00:22

Street and then they'll have a channel that's all 90s music

1:00:25

videos. I could watch a

1:00:27

lot of 90s music videos. I could really zone in

1:00:29

on that. I would stay in

1:00:31

on a Friday night and watch too much music, Top

1:00:33

30, and then I would watch it again Saturday morning.

1:00:36

Oh man. Should it be on Friday night? It was the Coca

1:00:38

Cola countdown. Then

1:00:40

Electric Circus. Call

1:00:43

asleep to Electric Circus. Did

1:00:46

you like your body as a

1:00:48

Wonderland when you watched it? It's

1:00:54

a lot of stuff in bed, isn't it? Yeah,

1:00:56

she's swimming in a deep sea of

1:00:58

blankets. Too hot for me.

1:01:02

I liked her. Do you know what's

1:01:04

funny is like out of all the songs, did

1:01:06

you guys see the Barbie movie? Yeah. I

1:01:09

was very surprised that Ken sang... Matchless

1:01:12

Night. What

1:01:14

was it by Matt? Push. Push. Push.

1:01:18

I want to push you around. I would have thought

1:01:20

it was going to be Maybe Your Body Is Wonderland

1:01:22

or Crash Into Me by Dave Matthews. That's one of

1:01:24

the classic bros on guitar type thing, but

1:01:26

Push was pretty great. Yeah, it was pretty great.

1:01:28

Crash into me. It's kind of hard. Also,

1:01:31

it's going to be one of those things that like kids

1:01:33

who watch it, that's what they're going to associate that song with

1:01:35

for their whole life. That and Closer

1:01:37

to Find, the one with the thing when

1:01:40

she's driving. That's

1:01:42

going to be like Bohemian Rash City was in

1:01:44

Wayne's World and that's the first time I've ever

1:01:46

heard of that. Same. I can't

1:01:48

hear it without thinking of William and Garth. First time

1:01:50

I ever heard Faith was by Limp Bizkit, not by

1:01:52

George Michael. Whoa. Okay.

1:01:55

And then I heard George Michael's. I was like, man,

1:01:57

he's really butchering this song. When are you going to

1:01:59

start singing? agreement. Limp

1:02:02

Bizkit, another band who rhymes Tender with Heart

1:02:04

in a Blender. They did?

1:02:06

Yeah. Nice. Wow. They

1:02:09

put my Tender Heart in a Blender and stay

1:02:11

less a render. Which song is that? Nookie? Oh

1:02:14

shit. Okay. Eve 6 and

1:02:16

Limp Bizkit. Yeah. It was a time in our

1:02:18

lives when we were rhyming Tender with Heart in a

1:02:20

Blender. Reter to

1:02:22

Lender. Oh, now

1:02:25

they did Hey Big Spender. Big Biz Bender. Yeah,

1:02:28

most of the best Tenders. We

1:02:31

surrender. So yeah, I spent

1:02:34

a day going to stores in America. So

1:02:36

I had Eagle on the highway. What the

1:02:38

hell? This is like epic. Yeah, I was

1:02:41

like on the highway? Well, he's hitching a

1:02:43

ride. He or she. Weren't

1:02:46

they them? I don't know what his Eagle

1:02:48

pronouns landed on a lamp post next to

1:02:50

the highway. And I saw it from

1:02:52

far away and I was like is that an

1:02:55

Eagle? Yeah, Bald

1:02:57

Eagle. Yeah, there you go. Are

1:03:00

there? Name

1:03:02

another one. You wouldn't even...

1:03:04

Well, I mean, Bald Eagles are the

1:03:06

preeminent ones. They wouldn't say bald if

1:03:08

they were the only ones. Legal Eagles.

1:03:12

Mohawk Eagle. All

1:03:14

the different haircuts. Yeah. That's

1:03:16

how they distinguish all the

1:03:18

Eagles. Balding

1:03:21

Eagle. Balding Eagle. Poor,

1:03:24

poor guys. But

1:03:26

yeah. That's pretty cool. Seeing an Eagle in

1:03:28

real life is pretty majestic. Oh, I see

1:03:30

them all the time. Do you?

1:03:32

Yeah. Well, I see them... When you go up that way,

1:03:34

I guess. Yeah. I see

1:03:37

them... And then when I visit Abby's parents,

1:03:39

there's a pair that are yelling

1:03:42

at each other all day long. Abby's

1:03:45

parents call them the Bickersons. I

1:03:48

love it. But

1:03:51

a lot of people say that Eagle. Yeah. No, I

1:03:53

love if I see an Eagle, if I see like

1:03:56

a hawk. Always like super

1:03:58

interested in Like any kind

1:04:00

of an owl, I'll go nuts to

1:04:02

see an owl. Quite a few

1:04:04

herons, man, I'm not into them. Storks. If

1:04:07

I see a stork. I don't know if I've seen

1:04:09

a stork. Or a pelican? Man, oh man. Oh, toppers.

1:04:12

We were just in Costa Rica a couple months

1:04:14

ago and saw huge pelicans and sloths. I know

1:04:16

that's not a bird bird. No, but yeah. I've

1:04:18

seen sloths in my life. Animals, man, when you see one

1:04:20

you haven't seen in real life, you're like, oh,

1:04:23

you're real. Like I've seen them

1:04:25

on TV and stuff. You're like, damn, that's a sloth. Yeah.

1:04:28

I don't know. When we get to

1:04:30

Calgary, we always go to the zoo. And

1:04:33

seeing a hippo up close, you're like, oh,

1:04:35

this is a real thing. It's not just

1:04:38

a hungry hungry, the most thing is a

1:04:40

real thing. It's not part of the zoodles.

1:04:43

We have peacocks in our neighborhood in Altadena.

1:04:46

Really? I don't know why. They're not in people's

1:04:48

backyard or anything. They're walking around the street. I

1:04:51

don't know. Wow. When

1:04:53

they were let loose. But yeah, my wife just sent

1:04:55

me a picture today of my son walking up to

1:04:57

a peacock. Wow. We're

1:05:00

just in our neighborhood. Getting his eyes poked and pricked out. That's

1:05:04

my son just looking at

1:05:06

a peacock in our neighborhood.

1:05:08

Yeah. Adorable. They're

1:05:11

both about the same size. Yeah.

1:05:14

Yeah. Are there any new animals? Oh,

1:05:16

I mean, they're finding new ones all the time. Some kind of

1:05:19

like little newt or something like that. I feel like fish. I

1:05:22

feel like capybaras have become... Oh,

1:05:24

they're the hot road. They're like...

1:05:26

I hadn't heard about them 15 years ago

1:05:29

and now they're number one big rodent. Yeah.

1:05:32

It's the baby Yoda of rodents. Absolutely.

1:05:34

Yeah. So yeah, that's what's

1:05:36

going on with me, my friend. Yeah. That's

1:05:39

fantastic. Having a happy new year. Thank you

1:05:41

for Peppermint Bark and this nerd rope. If you

1:05:43

haven't tried it, folks. It's a revelation. Yeah.

1:05:46

Get ready to go back and back. I got so many

1:05:49

stalking stuffers at this target. Nice. And I was

1:05:51

like, gotta get two of everything for the kids.

1:05:54

I just need one nerd rope for my buddy. Thanks,

1:05:56

buddy. What

1:06:00

was I gonna say? What's

1:06:02

going on with you and everything? Okay,

1:06:05

nothing. Absolutely nothing. One

1:06:08

thing that I've, I watch horror movies

1:06:10

all the time. It could become like

1:06:12

a huge horror movie fan. Oh yeah?

1:06:14

Wasn't before the pandemic and just

1:06:16

started watching them and now like, I watch

1:06:18

probably like three or four a week. Whoa,

1:06:20

okay, nice. But a lot of them blend

1:06:23

in. If it's like a haunted house,

1:06:25

they're kind of all the same. Possession

1:06:27

movies are all the same. So then when

1:06:29

you see one that really sticks out, you're like,

1:06:31

oh shit. I watched one last night called Talk

1:06:33

to Me. Oh, that's scary.

1:06:36

Oh boy, oh boy. Talk to me.

1:06:38

Is it new? I

1:06:40

think it's from last year, but it's on

1:06:42

Netflix now. Talk to me. Yeah. I

1:06:45

haven't seen a good horror movie in a while. Well, buckle up.

1:06:47

Talk to me? Yeah, I've heard a lot about this. Well, I

1:06:49

mean, I've heard a lot of people say it's good, but I

1:06:51

don't. Yeah. It takes a lot for

1:06:53

me to watch a horror movie. Yeah, it's not

1:06:55

entry level. Can you tell me the

1:06:57

premise? It's a thing. It's kind

1:06:59

of based around social media a bit.

1:07:03

There's like a little statue of a hand, and

1:07:05

you connect your hand to it. It's like a

1:07:08

cereal. You're eating a cereal that doesn't exist. And

1:07:12

that guy comes out into the little pad

1:07:14

or something. You

1:07:16

hold it in the hand, you say, talk

1:07:19

to me, and a ghost appears. And

1:07:21

then everybody films this person

1:07:23

like flipping out, and it's like a

1:07:25

social media trend. So like the

1:07:27

person gets possessed. Is there only one of this

1:07:29

hand in the world? Yeah,

1:07:32

I guess. I didn't question it, but maybe there

1:07:34

are multiple hands. Okay. Yeah. But

1:07:37

it becomes like a social media craze. But

1:07:39

then somebody doesn't follow the

1:07:41

rules, and that's when shit

1:07:44

goes crazy. Okay, I'm going to check

1:07:46

that out. Yeah. I'll fall

1:07:48

asleep for that next. You'll fall asleep to it, but

1:07:50

you know what? I'm just breaking up a horror movie

1:07:52

that chunks would be the craziest thing. Because

1:07:55

the first half hour you were like, oh, this is

1:07:57

a nice family movie. Everybody seems to be having a

1:07:59

good time. Didn't talk to me? No, just

1:08:01

in general. Oh, I love when

1:08:03

a horror movie takes its time before it gets crazy

1:08:05

because you actually get connected to the people. This is

1:08:08

like that. They do that? Yeah.

1:08:10

Yeah, because if it starts out right away about you crazy, like

1:08:12

cool, jump scares are awesome, but I want to like feel connected

1:08:14

to people before they meet their gruesome end, you know? But

1:08:17

also similar to Dear Hanson, I didn't know

1:08:19

until I started watching it, Australian. Oh yeah.

1:08:22

Oh yeah. I know. Made by

1:08:24

those guys who are really big on, I read

1:08:26

about the guys. The guys. The one? Yeah. The

1:08:29

one with the videos. Oh, that's cool. It's

1:08:31

a good movie? It's great. I've

1:08:33

heard good things about Barbarian too. Yeah, that's

1:08:36

good. That looks good. Yeah. You've

1:08:38

seen it? I see like one a year that

1:08:40

was the one I saw. I haven't seen a scary movie in

1:08:42

so long. Talk to me as

1:08:44

the one you'd recommend. Well, if you haven't seen

1:08:46

Barbarian, that would be my ultimate recommend. Yeah? Okay.

1:08:49

What about the one with Ethan Hawke about the black phone

1:08:51

or something? Called the black phone. That's the black

1:08:53

phone. Yeah. And that was okay.

1:08:55

That one was all right. Okay, I'll do it. Oh,

1:08:58

maybe Barbarian's an exception. But I was

1:09:00

like, if I know the actors in

1:09:03

this movie, it's not as good. Yeah,

1:09:05

that's true. Having unknown actors is key

1:09:08

because then you're like, this is actually happening to somebody. Yeah.

1:09:12

Yeah. If it's happening to- Bill Scarr's

1:09:14

left. But yeah.

1:09:20

Super spooky movie. That's a recommend for

1:09:22

anybody out there if you like a

1:09:24

little spooky movie at Christmas. Well,

1:09:27

it's the January 2nd, so- Start

1:09:30

your new era, you're off right. Yeah. You

1:09:33

made a resolution to yourself to scare yourself. Do things that

1:09:35

scare you. Which is easier to

1:09:37

do when you just watch horror movies. I

1:09:40

was talking to someone about how we

1:09:43

were having a really nice weather in November and

1:09:49

the rain started coming in December and this person

1:09:51

was like, yeah, but pretty

1:09:53

soon it'll be December 21st and then

1:09:55

the days get longer. And I

1:09:58

was like, no, you still have to live through-

1:10:00

winter. It's not like on the

1:10:02

21st it just completely turns over. Yeah,

1:10:07

no, that's the start of winter,

1:10:09

the sad time. Oh boy, yeah.

1:10:11

And it's like, it gets

1:10:14

plenty gloomy around here. You live in LA, so

1:10:16

you're just, you cruise through winter.

1:10:19

But it's a weird feeling too. You're right, we

1:10:21

do cruise through winter, but something about the seasons,

1:10:23

I don't mean to be cliche, but it is

1:10:25

nice to go through that emotional arc,

1:10:27

don't you think? Depression in the winter. Yeah, emotional

1:10:30

arc, depression. I'm saying that as a guy who

1:10:32

doesn't have to deal with it, so maybe I'm

1:10:34

wrong, but I feel the same way I felt

1:10:36

about playing against sports now that I'm not living

1:10:38

through the seasonal effects. And I'm like, I think

1:10:40

it was actually really nice to feel that. Yeah,

1:10:43

because you watch a Hallmark movie and you're like,

1:10:45

well, it does seem, it's charming to go to

1:10:47

a small town and, oh bad, can

1:10:49

you magically go to a small town? It's not too

1:10:52

bad here, is it, man? It's like rain. Rain, rain.

1:10:54

It gets gloomy. Yeah. It's

1:10:56

a big deal to deal with freezing cold or you

1:10:58

get a little bit of snow here and

1:11:00

there, shuts down the

1:11:02

city. Yeah, maybe you get one week of

1:11:04

deep freeze a year where it's like minus

1:11:07

five for a week. Yeah, and people lose

1:11:09

their mind, but oh, the tobogganing that gets

1:11:11

done in that week. Oh, the tobogganing. Oh

1:11:14

my God, I

1:11:16

was totally going to change the subject.

1:11:19

I was going to go back.

1:11:21

I'm still going to do it. Yeah, yeah,

1:11:24

go ahead. Sorry, just remembering, in

1:11:26

Vancouver, we don't have Play It Again Sports. Oh,

1:11:29

what's it called? Well, we have sports

1:11:32

junkies and we have

1:11:34

cheapskates. Cheapskates. And cheapskates became

1:11:38

like a mini empire.

1:11:40

This secondhand sporting goods

1:11:42

store was, there's

1:11:46

still like maybe two locations, but it

1:11:48

took up the entire, they started cheapskates too. And

1:11:51

then there was like an all golf cheapskates, like

1:11:53

a block away. And it was like... You

1:11:55

didn't go to cheapskate too though, did you? I would go to

1:11:58

whatever. You don't like people. Yeah, you don't like people. But

1:12:00

it's cheapskate's T-O-O. Oh,

1:12:02

okay. Why are you no cheapskate?

1:12:06

And when I was a kid,

1:12:08

because it was, what do

1:12:10

they call it when you, consignment.

1:12:13

And there was like, so you, the people

1:12:15

who brought in their old

1:12:18

stuff, you would, like, you'd

1:12:20

get however much money if they sold it right away, but

1:12:22

you'd get less money if it sat on the shelf for

1:12:24

a while. And

1:12:26

when you went to the store, you would

1:12:28

see, like, oh, this, you know, pair of skates is

1:12:31

50 bucks. But

1:12:33

on January 2nd, it's 40 bucks. And

1:12:36

then on January 15th, it's 30. And

1:12:38

I had friends who would go in and, like, see something

1:12:41

they wanted and hide it. I was just going to say,

1:12:43

I've done that at vintage shops where

1:12:45

it's like, I don't, I don't

1:12:47

have the money right now, but if I just

1:12:49

wait two weeks and I get paid, I can

1:12:51

come back. Is this going to be a plot

1:12:53

point in season two? I mean, maybe it's a

1:12:55

plot point in season one. Oh, yeah, maybe

1:12:58

there really is. When

1:13:00

not John Mayer shows up. My

1:13:03

dream is for the show to get so big

1:13:06

that John Mayer does want to show up. Well,

1:13:08

he's already seen you. And so, you know,

1:13:10

you have a history. So

1:13:12

you're that guy who did that roast. You

1:13:14

know what's crazy is Tony Hinchcliffe is like

1:13:17

one of the, he's the creator of Kill Tony

1:13:20

and this big thing that's in Austin now, but he

1:13:22

started it at the comedy store. He was a judge

1:13:25

on the roast battle that I was on and I

1:13:27

just ran into him in Austin last week and I

1:13:29

don't know him, but I was a friend of mine

1:13:31

introduced us and I was like, you were actually a

1:13:33

judge when I was on roast battle five

1:13:36

or six years ago. And he remembered the

1:13:38

insult, he said to me when I

1:13:40

was on stage. What was it? Oh, he said

1:13:43

something about this robot. This

1:13:46

robot really knows how to insult people or something.

1:13:48

Like I said, I had a robotic voice, which

1:13:50

is crazy because one of my clips online with

1:13:53

Don't Tell Comedy, the top comment with

1:13:55

three thousand likes is somebody saying robot

1:13:57

man out here spitting facts. So

1:14:00

multiple people have been shouting. So rude.

1:14:04

Yeah, now my wife will just say that to me

1:14:06

sometimes if I'm droning on. She's like, robot man, I'd

1:14:08

hear spit in fact. But yeah,

1:14:10

so apparently I sound like a robot. But Tony Hintcliffe

1:14:12

remembered he said that to me like five or six

1:14:14

years ago. Did he remember that John Mayer was there?

1:14:17

Yeah, that was the same one. But did he

1:14:20

remember that? I didn't ask him. It

1:14:22

doesn't come up in every conversation. I

1:14:25

didn't ask him about John Mayer. He was

1:14:27

too heated about the robot. And

1:14:30

so yeah, it's like a burn that

1:14:32

kept going. It turned into a whole

1:14:34

blaze. Now your

1:14:36

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through your eyes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You

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both do Stand of Comedy and have

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are we all share something that

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we've seen or heard or spurious

1:16:35

to either to you know to

1:16:37

us or around us and we

1:16:39

isolate the server. the guess. The.

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They the have some as young as you

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know I don't hero of the other guys

1:16:46

I am and when we're anything ever I

1:16:48

under here very often that I saw some

1:16:50

at the airport. I didn't hear beautiful but

1:16:52

I caught the my mom this guy was

1:16:54

in front of me in the line. And

1:16:57

he was so rude to their like

1:16:59

the initial line of like security before

1:17:01

you go through the scanners the X

1:17:03

Men of Events. Like. He didn't give

1:17:05

the woman whose pass pour into the com after

1:17:07

money let's turn around and I flashed his passport

1:17:09

other from my ten feet away with you know

1:17:12

a city procedurally and she's or whatever and she

1:17:14

let him go and like rolled her eyes at

1:17:16

me and i'm like wow i can be that

1:17:18

rude to these people and then when we actually

1:17:20

went to the like when we put our stuff

1:17:22

in the trays and went to the person trying

1:17:24

to talk to him about his that you have

1:17:26

your belt off it does and he like breast

1:17:28

him off I couldn't hear what he said but

1:17:30

it was like basically like. Fuck.

1:17:33

Off real and he was so rude to

1:17:35

both of them and they that time in

1:17:37

x ray line rolled his eyes at me

1:17:39

too but neither them did anything the him

1:17:41

the my whole life I like I'm always

1:17:43

nice to those people cause I'm not taking

1:17:45

any Tanner and. Unlike. And he

1:17:48

didn't look like particularly return an exotic or

1:17:50

maybe it's. It's I saw that I

1:17:52

would think it probably somebody who has an air

1:17:54

of like. Authority about them were

1:17:56

your how they. Are you

1:17:58

know bully people on the. The feeling of

1:18:00

inferiority? Yeah yeah yeah yeah. Hillary was

1:18:03

triangular. Ah just being a dick and

1:18:05

paid no consequences for it. Ah the

1:18:07

butler and I hated I'm but I

1:18:09

was also very like jealous of a

1:18:11

my Sam The through doesn't care about

1:18:13

the I word. This is the area

1:18:15

of the airport where you're like I

1:18:17

just gotta make it through. An

1:18:20

anti also assume that they have the power to

1:18:22

not let users a. Full.

1:18:25

And I'm like I'm not generally

1:18:27

rude to people. All

1:18:30

together sincerity and that I mean that a silver

1:18:32

is one of those are go to the to

1:18:34

more. Assists But yeah,

1:18:36

like I'm extra obedient. Yeah and

1:18:38

like. But it's also funny if

1:18:41

you go through security were when

1:18:43

there's nobody there like first thing

1:18:45

in the morning on earth. Is.

1:18:48

You you get the bears than all of

1:18:50

its feet are like the i know that

1:18:52

that a girl after very dogs would do

1:18:54

for through the exits yeah to take your

1:18:56

bad about off as as other way say

1:18:58

that Yeah I was at the airport in

1:19:00

Edmonton last week. Land.

1:19:02

There was a very elderly woman

1:19:04

ninety nine months, super elderly and

1:19:06

her daughter was person or in

1:19:08

a wheelchair. And. The security

1:19:10

them in. The. Old woman get

1:19:13

up out of a test taker

1:19:15

code are they patted her down.

1:19:17

Her daughter was years now so

1:19:19

it's like she's very frail and

1:19:21

and in Milan or was he

1:19:23

thinking now. I'm

1:19:25

in. That was my thought He was like

1:19:27

this is terrible that they do and has

1:19:29

been on my that is a perfect drug

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mule that like that's true Yeah I've been

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see I couldn't believe they made and there

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was no and Marina Thomas to the would

1:19:37

known around I was just as as ours

1:19:39

is like Alice to do that at times

1:19:41

I was devastated. Nice up. So bad for her

1:19:43

and her daughter, but you know it's weird. Psychologically,

1:19:46

I felt really bad for them. and then the

1:19:48

daughter started getting really worked up. And

1:19:50

then the more worked up the daughter got. The.

1:19:52

Less and to be I had been as soon

1:19:54

as I write in the world that are more

1:19:56

the more hours worth of see got as a

1:19:58

cop a calm down. The other? Yeah,

1:20:00

exactly. These people don't make see a

1:20:03

policy. Yeah, yeah, she was right. But

1:20:05

it's weird you want them to decide

1:20:07

that sweet spot of likes just enough

1:20:09

like anger where you still empathizing with

1:20:11

them, but now much that. To.

1:20:13

Save! My favorite thing in that circumstance

1:20:15

is where somebody will turn around and

1:20:18

like try to rope un by going

1:20:20

my rights less than your laser women

1:20:22

on your to switzerland stay I know

1:20:24

I don't I was with years I.

1:20:28

Like a truckload of to start

1:20:30

using all these colors. I hereby

1:20:32

your career for a we're a

1:20:34

family values lies anymore but I'm

1:20:36

care for my boy hurting or

1:20:38

my as soon as she said

1:20:40

why You know how many. Of

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us. As A As A. Way

1:20:46

it's debut of an opener. Ah

1:20:48

yeah mine is from. My.

1:20:50

Daughter. Isn't. Known

1:20:52

along with one Poppy So get Poppy is

1:20:54

seven of the time. As for all six

1:20:57

of the time As regarding seven at the

1:20:59

time of his really, ah, I'm she's going

1:21:01

through the change. Of

1:21:05

of. Of. Barry Switzer

1:21:07

over your original. Of

1:21:09

and see. So we were watching.

1:21:12

It. Was like. I. Was up before

1:21:14

them and I like feminists are watson.

1:21:18

Christmas vacation in the they him down

1:21:21

one minute later this him as I

1:21:23

had an anime. I'm not going

1:21:25

to watch because if it isn't it seven in

1:21:27

the morning of my do kids Yeah! but I

1:21:29

did watch the first scene. Where. The

1:21:31

guy driving out due to cut down a tree.

1:21:35

And they're on the highway. It's

1:21:37

and ah, the results that is.

1:21:39

And they're getting I'm. Ah,

1:21:42

they're like, you know it does

1:21:44

have another truck on the road.

1:21:46

Or like racing mom. And

1:21:49

then. The. Chevy Chase

1:21:51

pulls the car. Change lanes

1:21:53

and ends up underneath. Like. an

1:21:56

eighteen wheeler oh yea i to

1:21:58

hauling lawns black logging truck and

1:22:01

the car is getting filthy and they pull

1:22:04

out and they they're like

1:22:06

about to hit a snow cat and

1:22:08

they drive off the road and go

1:22:10

flying through the snow and knock down the sign for

1:22:12

Christmas trees and the

1:22:14

car is filthy and and Poppy

1:22:18

goes Christ

1:22:21

almighty and

1:22:24

I was like what? I started freaking out like that's

1:22:26

not something we say in the house where did you

1:22:28

hear that like like

1:22:31

I get that that was a crazy

1:22:33

thing that happened but like Christ

1:22:35

almighty is what you said and

1:22:38

then I'm hanging out with a lot of older ladies

1:22:40

freaking out I look at her I'm like where did

1:22:42

you who taught you that and then she said I

1:22:45

said the car is all

1:22:47

muddy we're

1:22:50

not a cars all muddy house we're

1:22:52

gonna learn that here oh yeah no

1:22:54

you're right the car is all muddy

1:22:56

yeah yeah yeah Christ I'm literally you're

1:22:58

right I feel like I'm gonna be

1:23:00

yeah oh boy I gotta

1:23:02

watch that movie I feel like we're

1:23:05

gonna watch that movie this week it's

1:23:07

laughs it's bomb yeah it's it's it

1:23:09

holds up do you have a

1:23:11

Christmas movie you watch every year you're

1:23:13

just like oh my god my family's

1:23:15

like weird where our cultural references were

1:23:17

all thrown off we would watch this

1:23:19

movie called One Magic Christmas

1:23:22

I think it was like a hallmark movie or something

1:23:24

like we never watched Christmas vacation we weren't watching

1:23:26

the ones that you think of One

1:23:28

Magic Christmas is like a husband

1:23:30

dies at the beginning and his coat

1:23:32

his ghost comes back and is

1:23:34

with the wife and I think the daughter for the rest

1:23:37

of it but it's like a dark low budget bad

1:23:39

movie I think so that was our Christmas

1:23:42

movie One Magic Christmas wow wow do you

1:23:44

have it like on a VHS I

1:23:46

think we did yeah or we

1:23:48

watched it on TV I don't remember how oh

1:23:51

yeah well yeah One Magic Christmas is on TV

1:23:53

every year it's always on you can't escape One

1:23:55

Magic Christmas um

1:23:59

apparently I don't know if this is

1:24:01

like, everybody knows this, but the reason It's

1:24:03

a Wonderful Life is so popular is because

1:24:06

they never, they gave

1:24:08

away the rights that

1:24:11

the TV stations would have to pay to run

1:24:14

a program. So every TV station played it,

1:24:16

because they were like, oh, this is free

1:24:18

content. So that's how it became like everybody's

1:24:20

seen that movie. Oh, wow. It's kind of

1:24:23

like- Apparently there's a big flop. Yeah. Was

1:24:26

Frank Capra? Yeah. Yeah.

1:24:29

Frank Capra. Yeah. From- It's

1:24:32

a wonderful life. It's Jimmy Stewart, right? Jimmy

1:24:34

Stewart, yeah. Frank Capra is the director. Yeah.

1:24:37

And what else did he do?

1:24:41

The equalizer? Yeah, he did the equalizer three,

1:24:43

which is your favorite of the- 92% Rotten

1:24:45

Tomatoes. You can't

1:24:47

argue with it, 92%. Frank Capra wishes he

1:24:49

did the equalizer three. Frank

1:24:51

Capra, director of It's a Wonderful Life. It happened

1:24:54

one night. Mr. Smith goes to Washington. Oh, yeah,

1:24:56

Mr. Smith goes to Washington. Mr. Deeds goes to

1:24:58

town. So basically- Mr. Deeds goes

1:25:00

down on Mr. Smith. Stewart

1:25:03

was his muse. He was his Leo

1:25:05

DiCaprio. Yes. Oh, that's

1:25:07

so funny that you think Leo DiCaprio

1:25:10

is Scorsese's muse. Oh, yeah. He's

1:25:12

been in six movies with him now. Holy shit. I

1:25:15

think he's going to De Niro. Oh, I'll name

1:25:17

him. Don't give me that. DiCaprio is my John

1:25:20

Mayer, if we're talking about it. Oh, for really

1:25:22

though, okay. Although I think more people probably like

1:25:24

DiCaprio than people like Mayer. I think it's a

1:25:26

less- Yes, they do. I can tell you that

1:25:28

right now. Well, let's not diminish a

1:25:30

John Mayer's population. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's not finish a shot

1:25:33

of that. That's true. 100 million people

1:25:35

in Do I Do I Not Marry. Let's get that out of the

1:25:37

way. Yeah. The

1:25:39

Aviator. Catch Me If You Can.

1:25:41

No, that's Spielberg. That was Spielberg. Oh,

1:25:45

okay. Really? Wow,

1:25:47

fuck. I love that movie so much. I

1:25:49

didn't realize it was Spielberg. Okay, so catch, not Catch Me If

1:25:51

You Can. It's the last one where he was boyish. Yeah.

1:25:54

Yeah. Little boyish in- Boyish

1:25:58

in- Gangs of New York. Oh, Gang of

1:26:00

New York. Yeah, he was. He was

1:26:03

pretty good. Gang of New York, Shutter

1:26:05

Island, The Aviator, the new one. Killers

1:26:08

of the Flower. Have you guys seen it yet? No. I

1:26:10

can't wait to see that one. I wanted to be broken up into it.

1:26:12

You can't wait. You have waited. I

1:26:15

don't go see movies. I just don't

1:26:17

have time. But who needs to sleep

1:26:19

in a theater, really? And

1:26:22

the one, Wolf of Wall Street. And

1:26:27

when it just came out. Killers of the Flower.

1:26:30

Before Killers of the Fireman, they just did this.

1:26:32

Oh. What did he do before

1:26:34

that? I don't know. There's another

1:26:36

one. They're at six together now. He wasn't

1:26:38

in The Irishman. Oh, he did

1:26:40

the, oh no, no, he wasn't in The Irishman. Who's

1:26:43

catch me if you can? I think, I'll give

1:26:46

you that one. Did you guys

1:26:48

like Don't Look Up? I know that's not to go see.

1:26:50

I didn't see it. No, that was Adam McKay. Yeah. I

1:26:53

don't love Adam McKay, to be honest with you. I mean,

1:26:55

I loved when he was just doing straight up comedies, but

1:26:57

I don't even love the big short. Oh, really? I

1:27:00

didn't get the big short. Too confusing for me. I'm like,

1:27:02

what are they doing here? Margot

1:27:05

Robbie explained it in the back. Yeah, in the back

1:27:07

of, hello. I was a little confused. I

1:27:09

was a little distracted by her beauty

1:27:12

boy. Oh yeah.

1:27:14

What one did we miss? The Departed.

1:27:16

The Departed, right? Of course, one of the best.

1:27:19

Love the Departed. My

1:27:21

overheard comes courtesy of, I

1:27:24

was doing some holiday shopping today. Ooh, what'd you

1:27:26

get me? Something

1:27:29

lacy. I

1:27:32

was thinking about National

1:27:38

Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, and

1:27:40

I was like, what in that movie would be

1:27:42

inappropriate for kids? Because I started watching Dumb and Dumber

1:27:44

with one of my daughters, and

1:27:46

I was like, it's pretty okay, except

1:27:48

when Cam Neely, when Seabass encounters

1:27:50

him in

1:27:53

the middle of the night in

1:27:55

the bathroom stall. But

1:27:57

is it just a like, fan-

1:28:00

and fantasies about the lady from

1:28:02

the store. Yeah. That's inappropriate.

1:28:04

Because he says it's Nipoli outside America.

1:28:06

That's funny. Yeah, I don't know. I

1:28:09

mean, it's all funny. I have an

1:28:11

interesting perspective on that because we're

1:28:13

going through CBC on this TV show and getting

1:28:15

notes from them and they're pushing back on stuff.

1:28:18

And they've been really great. So it's an ongoing

1:28:20

conversation. No, you gotta bend over every time they

1:28:22

push back. No, honestly, I haven't had... I was

1:28:24

prepared to have to make some concessions that were

1:28:26

going to keep me up at night. Like, no,

1:28:28

that was so funny. They've been really great. But

1:28:30

then every once in a while, a moment comes

1:28:33

along where they're like, this one's really sexual or

1:28:35

like really out there from

1:28:37

the normal tone of the show. This

1:28:39

might alienate some people. But then you

1:28:41

go, but yeah, this is the moment.

1:28:43

Like if you don't have this, then you just

1:28:45

never have those moments. So like, you're like, okay, if

1:28:47

we get rid of this, then kids can watch it.

1:28:49

But do I want kids to watch this?

1:28:51

I think this one moment might be worth it. Yeah.

1:28:54

And a lot of kids need to fucking grow up. Yeah,

1:28:56

they gotta grow up. I don't want to make seven year

1:28:58

olds laugh anyway. Like, I want parents to feel uncomfortable if

1:29:00

they're kids in the room. Yeah. Yeah,

1:29:03

yeah, yeah. It's kind of

1:29:05

an eyes wide shot, but it's a secondhand

1:29:07

sports good story. Like, you

1:29:09

can probably watch most of there's something about

1:29:11

Mary, I don't remember well, but then once

1:29:14

you see the cum hanging from the... But the kid

1:29:16

wouldn't know what the hell that was. They would just think that

1:29:18

she put weird gel in her. Yeah. Something

1:29:20

like that. Well, no, but the scene before, all about...

1:29:23

Mmm, yes. The weird part of that is

1:29:25

his pants are on so fast afterwards. His

1:29:28

pants are on like... He's

1:29:31

got a short refractory period. That

1:29:33

has nothing to do with it. Anyway,

1:29:36

you had an over heard? I

1:29:38

did. And it was a guy talking,

1:29:41

this, you know, like talking with his phone, not by

1:29:43

his head, just yelling into a speaker.

1:29:45

And I didn't hear what the guy on the speaker said, but

1:29:47

he said, and then I said, fuck that. I

1:29:49

made more than that at Earl's. That's

1:29:52

why, Earl. It's... It probably

1:29:55

plays quite well. Probably tips. How old was

1:29:57

this guy? He was probably in his 30s.

1:30:00

Yeah, oh boy, I'm a member My

1:30:02

years that urls I feel like arose

1:30:04

from people who work there. Probably a

1:30:06

Subway a party. Oh. Yeah,

1:30:08

oh, they're all fucking yeah. No, Yeah,

1:30:10

fine and as I can nimbly whether.

1:30:14

A supper That's what am in party I

1:30:16

have as and that fucking the same as

1:30:18

when you say the party. Yeah.

1:30:21

It's. Not a party. Abilities are fucking over

1:30:23

the river about it. I've put my

1:30:25

dick in the Masters and. Slaves

1:30:28

from the from the Beastie Boys

1:30:30

know you. The business was like

1:30:33

merge samples on like a red

1:30:35

fox. Acres of necessity. As

1:30:37

was against. Ah now we also have

1:30:39

overheard sent into as from people all over

1:30:42

the world. If you want to send do

1:30:44

I see it's and I didn't ask me

1:30:46

why at Maximum fun.org as this is from

1:30:48

Markham. He. And from Davis High

1:30:50

High School Wilma The Dark: Markham is

1:30:53

the person. Markham's Where's that Money Is

1:30:55

it Marks Ham know Markham. Know

1:30:58

that I am. I am Oh

1:31:00

than it's yes, I'm sorry. Ah

1:31:02

yes, Marchand yes. My My hammer.

1:31:05

Yes, Exactly. The city of Markham's

1:31:07

never really. Like

1:31:09

one area. This overseas

1:31:12

from my high school history class as

1:31:14

just correcting an online test they gave

1:31:16

my students. I ask them to name

1:31:18

some of the differences between the Catholic

1:31:20

church and Eastern Orthodox splitter. The first

1:31:23

I thought up one of my students

1:31:25

are a Catholic mass was in Latin

1:31:27

and Orthodox is in Greek. Also Catholics

1:31:29

believe in the plop and or six

1:31:31

times dealt with. They returned as a

1:31:34

bought both by but I believe in

1:31:36

the plans. that's a weird grandson like

1:31:38

was. Oh dear readers between the Catholic

1:31:40

Church. And and don't as. Loud

1:31:44

as loser? Yeah. Military

1:31:46

assistance. Of. Ah,

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all hail the plot. It hails

1:31:51

apart like. Christian. and deviate

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was like a martin luther tapes it's

1:31:55

added another know orthodox deal as many

1:31:57

the i just know that their christmas

1:31:59

could my Ukrainian and he was Orthodox

1:32:02

at Christmas, it's my birthday, January 7th.

1:32:05

I'm born on the same day as Jesus. Just

1:32:08

so you know, your friend is Ukrainian,

1:32:11

right in front of you. Is Shumka Ukrainian?

1:32:13

Hell yeah, man. Are you Eastern Orthodox,

1:32:15

too? No way. Wow. He

1:32:18

doesn't even want his kids saying Christ almighty.

1:32:20

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah,

1:32:24

boy, I wish I could tell you anything

1:32:26

about the Orthodox Church. I

1:32:30

mean, there's the Latvian Orthodox episode of

1:32:32

Seinfeld. Sure. There's the

1:32:34

Greek Orthodox Church where I was at a

1:32:36

Weezer concert once. Oh, yeah, yeah. And

1:32:39

then that's about it. That's it, that's the round up. I

1:32:41

think it was maybe a Russian Orthodox Church across the street

1:32:43

from my old house. Okay. A tiny,

1:32:45

tiny little church. I don't remember that, tiny little church. This

1:32:48

next one comes from Jenny from Vancouver. I

1:32:51

overheard this walking by BC Place on

1:32:53

the night of Christine Sinclair's last game,

1:32:56

where a big portion of the crowd was young girls. Two

1:32:59

teenage girls in front of me were just

1:33:01

walking and chatting. Then suddenly a girl once

1:33:03

says, ew, did you just call me? Girl,

1:33:05

too, no, no, no, it was a butt-tat.

1:33:07

I didn't mean to. Yeah, a little gross.

1:33:10

I'm glad. Yeah, that's it now. No call,

1:33:12

no call. But I do see

1:33:14

young people talking on the phone. Yeah?

1:33:17

Like in public on AirPods. That's

1:33:20

true. Because I feel like the older generation love

1:33:23

phone calls. My generation not like

1:33:25

phone calls. But when I see

1:33:27

people out there, or

1:33:29

they're just talking to themselves, maybe they're

1:33:31

rehearsing for a play, a mental break, or

1:33:34

you know. I was talking to a journalist

1:33:36

in Whitehorse two days ago, and the day

1:33:38

before we were talking, we were texting, and

1:33:40

she said, okay, so I'll call you at

1:33:42

2 p.m. tomorrow. I said, great, talk to

1:33:45

you then. And then at 2 p.m. that

1:33:47

day, she texted me and said, can I

1:33:49

call you now? I'm like, yeah,

1:33:52

we established a ship. Oh yeah. But,

1:33:55

you know, Where you just finishing up

1:33:57

powdering your nose or something like that. Yeah, Where

1:33:59

you. But it was you to phone call. yeah

1:34:01

I know, but he is. I feel like. Like.

1:34:03

They say and this my. Generation.

1:34:06

Does like phone call is I used to

1:34:08

love it when as a teenager let's talk

1:34:10

on the phone for our own. Ah but

1:34:12

now if I have have to do call

1:34:14

it's with it's hanging over me the whole

1:34:16

that I don't know I do feel like

1:34:18

there's a lot of legs. And

1:34:20

firming and reconfirming Yeah, may

1:34:23

I ask? My.

1:34:26

Intellect Me will come back ruthlessly. Ah,

1:34:29

Month This last one comes

1:34:31

from any from Brooklyn. I

1:34:33

was walking downtown of Fifth

1:34:35

Avenue in Manhattan and just

1:34:37

strolled next to the family,

1:34:39

whose intergenerational spite was exquisite.

1:34:41

Older. Parents walking behind a middle aged

1:34:43

sun all dressed in black tie going

1:34:45

to some of and. That. Was

1:34:48

fiddling with his shirt buttons and the

1:34:50

sun system without turning around. To

1:34:52

spend the eight hundred dollars in debt,

1:34:54

a new tuxedo that as have a

1:34:56

tuxedo cost two thousand dollars. Forty years

1:34:58

ago. That it's.

1:35:02

Not even be a long term

1:35:04

investment. See now Yes, I don't

1:35:06

know how much a tuxedo sauce

1:35:08

many things that wide span but

1:35:10

I don't think I'm gonna lotta

1:35:12

black tie of and to buy

1:35:14

a taxi I'd lay low. yeah

1:35:16

I've I've never considered by in

1:35:18

a tuxedo but the renting the

1:35:20

rental ones are bad. But like as

1:35:23

well I have. A dinner jacket,

1:35:26

that I have bought second hand as

1:35:28

i was like oh I can use

1:35:30

this if I got a nice i

1:35:32

wanted to like to New Years Eve

1:35:34

the Not touch soon Ten years yeah

1:35:36

yeah that was why as you want

1:35:38

to go to L A for little

1:35:40

trip. And. Walked into

1:35:42

a tuxedo rental place. And.

1:35:45

tiger the owners very sweet lady was just

1:35:47

having with it and like oh yes this

1:35:49

time year must be oh you're really busy

1:35:51

times he began as i still like graduations

1:35:54

and things like then she's a good regulations

1:35:56

the emmys the oscar Like

1:36:01

just a small town rube, like oh yeah.

1:36:06

Wait, but

1:36:08

graduations wouldn't be the same time of year as the Oscars.

1:36:12

But what the... That was another thing I got

1:36:14

wrong again. Yeah, the stuff

1:36:16

they're renting, like in a Hollywood

1:36:19

tuxedo place, isn't the like stuff

1:36:21

that they're renting here. No. They

1:36:24

gotta be renting like... Nicer. Yeah.

1:36:27

What would you wear to the Oscars? Would you

1:36:29

go full tux or would you try to like

1:36:31

look weird? Who's dressing me? Yeah. Whoever

1:36:34

you want. I want the same people that do

1:36:36

Lizzo. Give me a

1:36:39

Lizzo, that's what I want. Yeah. Why

1:36:41

about you? Oh, she's another person like Fallon where

1:36:43

a bunch of bad stuff came out about her

1:36:45

too. Oh, she mean to her dancers or something?

1:36:48

Something about a banana, something... Yeah, there's some food

1:36:50

related thing at a strip club or something. Oh

1:36:52

god, why? Not you two, Lizzo. I

1:36:54

feel like you have to be so plugged in to

1:36:56

hate the celebrities. I'm

1:36:59

gonna be mad at the celebrities. In

1:37:01

addition to our versions that are written in, we also accept

1:37:03

your phone calls. If you would like to call us, our

1:37:06

phone number is 1-844-779-7631. That's

1:37:10

one, ugh, spy pod

1:37:12

one like these people have. Hi.

1:37:17

My 13 year old just got out of the shower and I

1:37:19

heard him say, Oh, that's a good time

1:37:21

to be down in the shower. That

1:37:25

was it. That's all he's done.

1:37:27

Like 636 is a preferred time to come out. I

1:37:29

wonder. Like, you know, like when you see it's 1-2-3-4

1:37:31

on the clock and you're like, Yeah,

1:37:35

cool. 636, we're

1:37:37

talking, are we talking evening or morning? You know? 636,

1:37:40

that's an early shower. You're going somewhere. You got up

1:37:42

to take care of you. Maybe you got

1:37:44

a dog, but you got a 13 year old taking a shower at

1:37:46

636 in the evening. You

1:37:50

know, what the hell's going on there? Hi,

1:37:53

Mom and Dad. I'll be in the shower. And

1:37:57

you know what? No

1:38:00

one thinks you're doing anything. Yeah, are

1:38:02

you legal or anything like that? So

1:38:04

just say something totally casual when you

1:38:07

come out of the shower. 6

1:38:09

36, that was a good time. Oh

1:38:13

boy. Do you

1:38:15

guys have, do you

1:38:18

notice numbers around? I notice

1:38:20

when it's 1111, I notice that. I

1:38:25

also will, I'm trying to

1:38:27

think of other ones that like, if

1:38:30

it's 7, no. Do

1:38:33

they have it set to like army time or whatever? Cause

1:38:35

then you can see like 2222. Yeah,

1:38:38

that's true. That's a good one cause it's not as common as 1111.

1:38:41

You gotta have it set to the half as common. But

1:38:47

yeah, you? I,

1:38:49

time that you're looking out for? Not time,

1:38:51

but like there's, so

1:38:54

the way that the parking meters work in

1:38:56

Vancouver is every parking spot in the city

1:38:58

has a five digit code. And

1:39:01

you can, if you have an app on your phone,

1:39:03

you can pay through the app. And

1:39:05

like, I'm always like reminding

1:39:07

myself, like, you

1:39:09

know, between looking at the code and

1:39:11

typing it into my phone, I'm always like, 5

1:39:13

3 0 2 6, 5 3 0 2 6,

1:39:15

5 3 0 2 6. And I'm like, oh,

1:39:18

this is a perfect number. This number is unforgettable.

1:39:22

8 3, 3 3 2, like, well, what, I

1:39:26

really lucked out with this number. I

1:39:28

can, the one thing I can do is if I go to like

1:39:32

hotels, I can always remember my room number. I don't

1:39:34

ever need that little thing that you put the key

1:39:36

in. I always, even if it's

1:39:38

like multiple days in a row, the key

1:39:40

in that thing, cause then if they come

1:39:42

here, if you lose it, then someone will

1:39:44

know. Yeah. I hate even when I'm checking

1:39:47

in and they say out loud, what room I'm in. I got,

1:39:49

we got you in room 424. I'm

1:39:51

like, would you shut up? Yeah, man. My

1:39:53

stockers right over there. Hi,

1:39:55

my phone's filled with pictures of hotel room numbers.

1:39:57

I take a picture of every room in choice.

1:40:00

I'm afraid I'm gonna come back and not

1:40:02

know what room I'm in. That's the only

1:40:04

time I can remember numbers though. That's like

1:40:06

my one... Gift. Yeah,

1:40:08

my one gift. All right, here's

1:40:11

the next phone call. Hi,

1:40:14

David and Graham. So, my

1:40:17

star market is 935 at

1:40:19

night, and this

1:40:21

car full of bros, maybe five

1:40:24

bros get out

1:40:26

of their car. And they

1:40:29

start walking in, and the one bro

1:40:31

who is wearing a Santa hat says,

1:40:34

okay, so I need

1:40:36

tortilla chips and

1:40:38

female condoms. And

1:40:43

I just thought that was really funny. The

1:40:46

female condoms. Wow. Do

1:40:48

they still sell it? I don't know,

1:40:50

but I remember a woman on the

1:40:54

Just for Laughs, reruns they would

1:40:56

play on CBC or Comedy Network, and she did

1:40:58

a whole bit about it where she opened one

1:41:00

up and then showed how it, like,

1:41:02

what it looked like. It was hilarious.

1:41:05

I remember when we were learning about, say, sex,

1:41:08

and they showed us the female condom and they

1:41:10

were like, you're not gonna need to... Well,

1:41:13

they singled me out. They were like, Dave, you'll never

1:41:15

need to know any of it. But

1:41:19

they were like, yes, there's a... Like, kids

1:41:21

have questions, and I'm like, what about the

1:41:23

female condom? Okay, well, that's something

1:41:26

that's new, and we're

1:41:28

not sure that you can buy it, but

1:41:30

it's very expensive. You're probably better just getting

1:41:32