0:01

Hi, he's Dave Schonke.

0:10

And he's Graham Clark. And together

0:12

we host Stop Podcasting Yourself. Hello

0:23

everybody and welcome to episode number

0:25

833 of Stop Podcasting Yourself. My

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name is Graham Clark and with me is always

0:30

a man who's giggling away ready to have just

0:32

a fun old time Mr. Dave Schonke. What you

0:34

did is you went, you were so

0:36

quiet before the show and then went hello everybody.

0:39

You were so soft spoken I thought you

0:41

were like the shyest boy. Yeah that's true.

0:44

I do sit in the corner during a

0:46

dance and you were a

0:48

real wallflower. Yeah I'm a wallflower. I like

0:50

that movie Perks of Being a Wallflower. You

0:52

like that band. I love that band. Oh

0:54

my god. One headlight. That's all I

0:57

need. What was there? It was

0:59

a Canadian band. They had like

1:01

silly songs. They were called the Barstool Prophets.

1:03

Okay. They had a song called Paranoia.

1:06

Paranoia is the result of simply knowing the

1:08

truth and how I feel could be called

1:10

Paranoia. I

1:13

can prove these things if I could dig up

1:15

the proof. It's a good thing my cousin's brother's

1:17

a lawyer. Anyway they

1:19

were originally called the wallflowers. Oh shit

1:21

okay I was like he's gonna sing

1:23

it. It's gonna be some wallflowers up

1:25

there. It better be but the reason

1:28

we're talking about that is because Max

1:30

Fundraff is coming up. Not next

1:32

week but the week after that it's

1:35

the time of the year where we

1:37

bring some of our favorite guest actors.

1:39

And we'll tell you all about ways

1:42

that you can support the show. That's

1:44

coming up in a couple weeks. Don't

1:46

make us big. Our

1:49

guest today returning guest to the

1:51

podcast. We're hilarious comedian

1:54

who's also now a comedian slash

1:56

producer. It's Jane Stanton.

1:58

Hi Jane. How are you?

2:00

I'm great. How are you guys? Good. Tell us the

2:03

show. What are you producing? What's going on? It's

2:05

this week is where you're you're on tour. You're

2:07

on tour. Yes The

2:10

look on your face like we didn't just talk about

2:12

it It's

2:14

called the Queens of Comedy. It's

2:16

for International Wednesday and It's

2:19

me James Denton, Sophia Johnson and

2:21

Brittany Leising and we're doing Port

2:23

Moody and let's theater on

2:25

March 7th March 8 Victoria

2:27

the Victoria event center

2:30

Duncan March 9th couch

2:33

and performing arts tense is Campbell

2:36

River Timer theater so not

2:39

even one Legion on this tour.

2:41

We're ending in the Legion on

2:43

the Monday I'm gonna sleep there whether

2:45

they like it or not. I'm sleeping there

2:47

anywhere people if the people can find Info

2:50

about this on I don't know the internet.

2:52

I have it on a board in the

2:54

middle of Vancouver If you find it, let

2:57

me know. Okay. No, yeah My

3:00

Instagram account James Denton the Jane's Denton.

3:02

Yeah, James Dan. Yeah, that's cool. Thanks

3:04

for coming by. Yeah, okay. Thanks guys

3:09

I Know

3:11

I'd like I know more people now They're like

3:13

booking their own tours and it sounds

3:15

like a massive pain in the ass Is

3:18

it or is it okay? I

3:21

have and haven't I

3:23

just didn't want to be working for another

3:25

company that We all know that's Canadian called

3:27

Loblaws. Yeah You

3:30

know the comedy cut place called Okay,

3:36

anyways I did a tour for

3:38

them last year and I got shorted money like six

3:40

thousand dollars But

3:43

like you were making like five

3:45

hundred and six thousand dollars for that

3:47

tour didn't really make matter That

3:50

was my year salary. So it was hard so

3:54

I just was like I'll do it myself and Certain

3:56

things it is hard. Yeah, I realize

3:59

I'm 90 years old

4:01

tech wise. I don't know how

4:03

to do, I had to try to get a

4:05

pixel from Eventbrite on to Facebook maybe three and

4:07

a half hours. Okay, and

4:09

a pixel is just one little dot.

4:12

Pretty much. It

4:15

was, and then I, how I got the

4:17

actual, I was able to do it, I

4:19

typed in how do I

4:21

get an Eventbrite pixel on Facebook if I'm

4:23

dumb. And then

4:25

it gave me, we'll redirect your call.

4:29

We're like, is this Jane? I'm like, it is, thank

4:31

you. So yeah. Do

4:35

we want to get to Noah's? Now,

4:41

do you remember, I'm sure they still make them,

4:44

but they had whatever book for dummies. Oh yeah.

4:46

They had that for everything. They had it for

4:48

everything, but did you ever read

4:50

one? No. Which

4:52

one did I read? I did read one. Oh,

4:55

it was written by Will

4:57

Ferguson and it was Canadian History

4:59

for Dummy. Who's Will Ferguson? He wrote,

5:01

he's a writer. He writes a bunch

5:03

of books. What was so

5:06

dummies about them? Did they really like,

5:08

okay, Bozo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here you

5:10

are, you stupid. Congratulations, you figured out

5:12

how to open a book. Do

5:16

you not think less of someone when you

5:18

see, I just did see someone last week

5:20

with whatever for dummies. I just looked at

5:22

it and looked at them and went, dummy. They

5:26

also, there was like a competing one

5:28

called the Idiot's Guide to... Yeah, which

5:30

is ruder, right? I don't know, dummy.

5:32

I guess dummy is like an affectionate

5:34

thing. Yeah, you dummy. But you're like,

5:36

yeah, you idiot. Oh,

5:38

I call people idiots all the time. Is that

5:40

worse? The dummy? You think? I think so. Okay,

5:43

what are the... No, we can't. What?

5:48

See, that sounds smart as I am. I know where this

5:50

leads. Someone

5:52

in my high school had sex for dummies.

5:54

Oh, shit. Yeah, and I had sex

5:56

with dummies. That was the eventually request one.

5:59

Good thing you... Yeah, sex work. Some sort

6:01

of dummy. Yeah,

6:06

that's the one I read and I feel

6:08

like they're in the same league as the bathroom

6:10

readers. I feel like those kind of came

6:12

out at the same time. Yeah, and my

6:14

bathroom, we have wiping for dummies. It's

6:19

just a pamphlet. We

6:22

insist, you ask. Anyone have books in

6:24

the bathroom anymore? It is kind of disgusting when you

6:26

think about it. Oh, it is so disgusting. You're

6:29

just like, mm-hmm. And then,

6:31

well, I'm Miami and I don't know why I just did

6:33

that. Reading a book, but

6:35

that's disgusting. The idea that,

6:38

I feel like this was, as

6:40

I was growing up, it was part of every show. It's

6:42

like, if there's a scene that

6:45

took place in a bathroom, someone's on

6:47

the bathroom reading a tabloid, on the

6:49

toilet reading a tabloid or a magazine,

6:51

someone's head comes flying through the walls.

6:53

What? Oh, he caught me. I

6:56

feel like you're talking episodes of Elf. Well,

7:00

there was, wait, do

7:02

you do the Elf Elf thing that Graham does for you? Yeah,

7:04

or it sounds like Elf Elf. Oh, probably.

7:07

I can't say a lot of words. But

7:11

I remember, I mean, I, not

7:16

to get gross, but I'm a

7:19

huge Metamucil fan. Oh,

7:21

I thought you were off the mews. No way, man. Back on

7:23

the mews? No, you've never been off the mews. Like, you love

7:25

it? Like, what do you mean?

7:27

You like the taste of it? No, no. I

7:30

mean, it's fine. He loves the effect. But

7:34

the effect is not what you think it is. The

7:36

effect is you're in and out of the bathroom. Oh,

7:39

okay. And you're like... That's what I would think

7:41

the effect would be. Okay, I don't know. Some

7:43

people, I don't know what people think it

7:46

is. I think it's like, remember they were

7:48

talking about castor oil? Like,

7:50

feeding somebody a spoonful of castor oil, and that would kind of

7:52

flesh everything out? Yeah. I

7:55

don't even know if you could buy castor oil. This isn't flushing everything out. This

7:57

is just... Not again. Not to be

7:59

gross. In and out. You're

8:01

not there a long time is what I mean. So

8:03

like the idea of reading

8:05

anything in the bathroom is a

8:07

thing of the past. So you're trying

8:10

to tell us you don't read in the washroom

8:12

anymore? No, not anymore. But it was, I think

8:14

it died out with the advent of the iPhone.

8:16

I think that was like. So that's

8:19

the new disgustingness of people? Phones are

8:22

revolting. The idea is not to

8:24

ever think about it, but. Have you

8:26

been in a public washroom and someone's watching a

8:28

video? No, it's the weirdest thing in the

8:30

world. I have been there, yeah. Yes, and

8:32

I'm like, what? And then I get intrigued, what

8:35

are they? No, she's going. I'm

8:37

like, they have no qualms that the toilet's just

8:39

lushing. They're just like, do, do, do, do, do.

8:41

It's people talking on the phone in

8:44

the toilet. That's so weird. That's mind

8:46

blowing. Because the other

8:48

person's got to have a sense of what's going

8:50

on. It's awfully echoey in there. What

8:53

are you grunting? OK,

8:55

OK. Oh, I'm sorry. We went in those waters. I

8:57

can't get out. It's just too, like nowadays, it's

8:59

going to be going like, just

9:02

like I'm just having a meeting. Yeah, I'm having a

9:04

meeting with, I always just got shushed. I'm

9:07

talking in a meeting. Yeah,

9:11

I feel like at least once I

9:13

had a conversation with somebody and they

9:15

were on the toilet. And one

9:17

time where I wasn't convinced of

9:20

this, I was like, are they masturbating? They're

9:23

really out of breath. And I was like, are

9:25

you out on a walk? And they're like, no.

9:27

I shouldn't say yes. No,

9:30

guess again. That's

9:32

another one. Going hands free. No.

9:36

Doggy, any time I talk to my brother, he phones

9:38

me when he's walking his dog. He's down

9:40

in Iron Man. It's very fit. But he'll

9:42

be like, I'm like, are you walking the dog?

9:44

He's like, yeah. I'm like, up a mountain? Yeah.

9:47

Like, it's not, I'm like, why are you breathing so

9:49

loudly? There's no need. Maybe he's got an allergy. Maybe.

9:52

Maybe he needs to go to an allergy. OK, I should be nice to her. Maybe

9:54

he might be allergic to that dog. You should then

9:56

get rid of the dog. Then do what with it?

9:58

I don't know. You

10:01

should know, you're a dog lover. How many dogs do you have? You

10:04

would. I would. If I

10:06

eat... You had a few more, but Yuck

10:08

Yuck kept them for a while. Why

10:11

did you say one day? Oh yeah, they couldn't figure

10:13

it out. If

10:16

you go and search, you know when someone's Instagram, if you're

10:18

talking to them and they are going to add you or

10:20

you're talking, you're going to show them a video, you can see

10:22

kind of what they look at in Instagram. And

10:25

mine is like most some people are like, oh, looking

10:27

at hot dudes. Mine's all dog

10:29

rescue. Oh yeah, sure. See what

10:31

they look at? No,

10:34

if you... I'm showing like if I'm adding

10:36

you Dave and I go to the search,

10:38

it's like, oh, just dog rescues. Oh, in

10:40

the search. Yeah, in the search. Yeah, Graham

10:42

and I did a bonus episode all about

10:44

what we're being fed. Oh

10:46

yeah, about our algorithm, like what our algorithm

10:49

decided we're into in a big way. What's

10:52

the... What's yours? Well, for

10:54

a long time, it was white women with dreads.

10:57

Yeah. I know. I clicked

10:59

on one and then all the algorithm

11:01

was like... Oh, okay. And then I

11:06

accidentally clicked on another and I was like, oh

11:08

man, I'm all the way... I'm

11:10

in trouble now. And now we're dreads? Yeah. Oh,

11:13

okay. Well, that's your... Well, when your feed's

11:15

all dreads, you have nothing to say about it. It's weird

11:17

he was brought up. I just did a show on

11:19

Salt Spring. Of course, there was four dudes with dreads, but

11:22

one guy had the biggest, longest dreads. I

11:25

walked onto the stage and I was like, what's

11:27

that smell like? Smells like a moldy tent. It

11:30

was his hair. He came out. It was

11:32

his hair. He had a cloud. It's

11:34

sleepless. Well, yeah. Oh, God. He was

11:37

married. Do you think he has seen

11:39

a new Bob Marley movie yet? Oh

11:41

yeah, for sure. Is

11:44

that supposed to be good or bad or... I'm

11:46

judging by the ads it's supposed to be

11:48

good. Yeah. They think it's quite good. The

11:52

trailer is like, this is great. Check this out. I

11:55

don't know. I don't know. I know

11:59

some of Bob Marley's movies. music. I

12:01

know a lot of his posters.

12:03

Yeah, I know. What do I

12:05

know? Lion Zion. Let's not.

12:09

There's two others I know. You

12:11

know, no woman, no cry. I

12:13

shot the sheriff. Buffalo shoulder. Yeah,

12:15

okay, there we go. Buffalo shoulder.

12:18

He's the man's a legend. Yeah, and

12:21

he deserves the legend treatment of

12:23

a biopic. But usually

12:26

they put those out around fall

12:28

because they're usually awards. Yeah, February

12:30

biopic is pretty fizzy. Oh, it

12:33

is. I wonder if

12:36

they don't have the rights to the music. I wonder if

12:38

it's one of those type of. Oh, sure. No, that

12:40

would be so bad. You can't. I've

12:43

done it before. Oh, that

12:45

music. Come on. You have

12:47

to. Now they just get a bunch of

12:49

sound, and they just cut.

12:51

He's like, okay, I'm about to record. And then

12:54

they're like, great job. Great job recording. Now back

12:56

to playing soccer,

12:58

which you enjoyed so much. I

13:01

watched, well, I didn't finish it, but I

13:03

was looking for something very dumb to watch.

13:06

And so I watched a documentary

13:08

about machine gun Kelly. Produced

13:13

by him. Man, oh man, that was as

13:15

good as a biopic. I

13:17

don't, the only thing

13:22

I knew about him was that he was on a

13:24

desk at like. Oh,

13:26

he jumped up on a desk. Yeah, he jumped

13:29

up at that. At like a record company. But

13:31

I didn't know anything. I didn't know he was

13:33

with Megan Fox. I knew that. I knew that.

13:35

He played Tommy Lee in the Motley Crew

13:38

biopic. Oh shit, okay. Did

13:40

they have the right music in

13:42

that? Now they have Bob Marley

13:44

music in that? And then he

13:47

got in a fight with a guy from

13:49

Slipknot, and that was big. And then we

13:51

got in a fight with Eminem. Like physical

13:53

fighter? Just a beef. A beef. Yeah. This

13:58

is your takeaway from the duck. Yeah,

14:00

well there wasn't much else to it. He

14:02

was kind of sad and did drugs and

14:06

You know, he should be happy and do drugs I'll

14:09

be my advice Hey

14:11

man, cheer up He's

14:19

he's like He's

14:22

in his 30s in this document, but he dressed is

14:24

kind of like what a Ever

14:26

Levine he's that's the attending that he's got When

14:33

she's trying to be like skaters, yeah Yes,

14:36

yeah when she was trying to be she

14:39

was yeah, I feel like she wasn't what

14:41

no she goes on the skateboard in the

14:43

video Yeah, yeah, yeah, well and She

14:46

fell on the skater boy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah,

14:48

she did you are correct. I'd

14:50

watch it. Yeah, you love a Levine yeah,

14:52

like you love like give a crush on

14:55

her I know I didn't have a crush

14:57

on her But I definitely am considering going

14:59

to see her in concert where she comes

15:01

through hair fuck off. Why? Are

15:04

you serious? I'll wear I'll wear an

15:06

undershirt and an act I like that

15:08

Yeah, maybe a couple of big cuffs

15:10

long towards you straighten your beard. Yes

15:14

And then yeah in the middle. I'm a skater

15:16

boy. All right, I'm sorry. Mary me. I'm a

15:18

gator boy I'll be the only one there that I

15:22

would like you to crimp your beard. I'd rather you

15:24

do that. Okay, that's a good idea. Yeah Who

15:27

do you lose somebody that you would

15:29

go see that's so hot. Yeah So

15:32

above our role of him, I

15:35

don't I don't love concerts anymore. There's

15:37

always a like huge venues I like

15:39

smaller venues. Mmm. Yeah, the last band

15:41

you saw no, I don't know I'm

15:45

90. Yeah, happy birthday. Heckwise your

15:47

night. Yes You go

15:50

to find band Band

15:53

concert I'm the portal not

15:55

a tribe cost quest maybe the

15:57

Commodore like I like that. That's like great

16:00

Sure. Far. Well, you

16:02

have to stand the whole time at those kind of concerts. Okay,

16:04

now you're 90. Yeah! I would rather, I want to

16:06

dance. I don't want to sit. Oh,

16:08

I want to dance. I want to dance,

16:10

yeah. Yeah,

16:13

I was at a couple of concerts this year where

16:15

there were chairs and I sat down and then everybody

16:17

stood up immediately. And then you can't see anything. I

16:19

can't see anything. Did you tell them to sit down?

16:22

Yes, I tapped on every shoulder. Did you know or

16:24

no? No, of course not! I've had people do that.

16:26

Tell them to sit down. I think any one of

16:28

them could be Maschine and Kelly and he'll get the

16:30

fight with you, no problem. And someone do that. Sit

16:32

down. I was like, get the fuck out. Were

16:35

you the only one standing? If you're the only

16:37

one standing, then it makes sense. And, woo! No,

16:40

everyone was standing. It was Prince. It

16:42

was, oh wow. Sure, okay. And she

16:44

wanted the one behind. She's like, I didn't pay for this. I'm

16:46

like, what did you pay for? No,

16:48

I'm saying, I didn't pay for this. Yeah, you're free tickets.

16:51

These are free and I want to sit down, but everyone's

16:53

a down. Yeah,

17:00

I went to a movie the other

17:02

week and... Did you stand up for it? Yep. Since

17:05

the movie started. Woo! It

17:08

was like not that full of a theater and I

17:10

was sitting in a seat that was won over for

17:12

my seat and then a woman came and insisted that

17:14

we both move over and was like, yeah, but this

17:16

seat over here... Were they

17:18

pre-assigned seats though? Yeah. Technically,

17:21

I was in the wrong. But there was room

17:23

to go. Yeah.

17:26

Like she could have gone somewhere. She could have gone somewhere. Yeah.

17:29

She was just being a big old bee. See

17:32

you next Tuesday. No, no,

17:34

Jane. It's not that kind of podcast. Okay,

17:36

sorry. I do think that's like the weirdest

17:39

thing. Okay, if it's not

17:41

reserved, which Dave did correct that, but if

17:44

it's not reserved and someone says, like, get

17:46

over there. Move away from me. Yeah. Don't

17:48

be beside me. But even if it is reserved and it's pretty

17:51

empty, it's like, these seats are all basically equal in this area.

17:53

Yeah, yeah. We had to do the

17:55

big things. Shameful move. Although I do... We

17:57

got busted. I do Have a moment if I... I've

18:00

I went to one. Last. Year

18:03

and someone within my seat. But it was enough

18:05

Follow as like off. Point. Really

18:07

wanted that. It's

18:10

a disease or know well as well just

18:12

go suffer over here as as see those

18:14

exactly the same yeah areas it's worse if

18:16

you do those a something but that you're

18:18

okay to move over. yikes at me. See

18:20

that of sit here isn't Syracuse a parallel

18:22

so you know like I'm better than when

18:25

you get away or it is one that

18:27

I could go your the ushers. Jimmy

18:31

of a handful of Up for a smith.

18:36

Said I may have for your yeah zealots.

18:38

Usher was probably a big. Deal.

18:40

As a movie theater job in

18:43

the nineteenth and yeah it's still

18:45

exists has resisted house imsa have

18:47

a phone was your by a.

18:51

Visitor with a flashlight. See

18:55

it as as up that as we

18:58

promised him as a. Healthier

19:01

and like others the rules of islam into

19:04

this is an unalloyed and there's he do

19:06

regulate so as of. Right

19:08

and Vs I saw to do as

19:10

there's a form of escapism Items As

19:12

his successor. Yet

19:17

it was. And it was

19:19

Super Super Bowl. Alleged highlights

19:21

by that one segment. None

19:23

now Zips you? yeah? I

19:25

was the the happens our own was i have

19:27

is as the games i was like the first

19:29

have the halftime show that to drive over by

19:31

parents as. And they didn't

19:34

taping they are that of or tv had fallen

19:36

down the mother. Rising.

19:38

To as his new. Business

19:42

isn't like a lot of people showed up.

19:44

the word ushers, bowels, lesser and friends that

19:47

as if that's something you can count on.

19:49

Yeah, eventually of who are you guys do

19:51

the halftime show? Who who who together to

19:53

help his. arms

19:56

of friends or this my dreams

19:58

glad though ever man I

20:00

have roles gonna be there. I would get

20:02

yours but like you're the headliner So

20:05

you have to sit like you know, it's uh,

20:08

it's the Graham and Jane show

20:10

Graham And it's it's

20:12

been advertised for weeks. Yeah, and you're

20:14

gonna really like month And

20:20

But people know there's gonna be surprises Yeah,

20:23

okay, and people are actually gambling on I wonder

20:25

if I've rolled a video show for sure Well,

20:28

I would never bring a role of each he

20:30

needs the headline. I can't I can't have her

20:33

perform on my halftime show I just assume But

20:37

I would get Joe koi he's very

20:39

good under pressure He's

20:44

going serious and now I don't know

20:46

you pick one I

20:48

thought we were going singers but I know Tell

20:50

us what you're gonna pick I was

20:52

gonna go Rihanna. Oh, yeah. I just did it

20:55

last year. Oh, did she? Yeah No, I thought

20:57

it was like three

21:00

That was a couple years ago with the with

21:03

the hip hop Up down upside

21:05

down 50 top side down 50. Oh, yeah Okay,

21:10

fine then okay Rihanna's out Tom

21:14

Brady, that's my second one Tom Brady I

21:20

would get Bring back

21:24

Janet Jackson and Justin

21:26

Timberlake and have her rip

21:28

his clothes off Yeah, yeah and him

21:30

be vilified forever like not even just

21:32

the top just a full costume. Yeah

21:35

Well, no, like the Nike pants. Yeah.

21:37

Yeah, and he's got a weird like

21:40

sequined Pastia

21:43

over his wiener I Would

21:45

love that Cuz I don't know if

21:47

you guys have seen that documentary about like

21:49

from her point of view what actually

21:52

happened And like how she just got

21:54

like banned. Yeah and like canceled. Yeah,

21:56

we never heard from Justin Timberlake again

21:58

either. I wish and I loved when

22:00

he put that like man of the woods album out.

22:03

It's just like no one cared Yeah, well, it's like

22:05

when have you ever been in the woods ever

22:07

timber? Like you might have a cottage

22:09

his last name is timber Man

22:16

in the woods shouts It's

22:19

like four for lumberjacks

22:22

golfers and lumberjacks the only people yell things

22:24

when you're about to get hit on the

22:26

head Um, yeah, Justin

22:28

Timberlake he went down in status because then

22:31

he rejoined in sync on

22:33

some thing, right? Which he was before

22:35

they would that would be beneath him.

22:37

But well think he's gone down in

22:40

status. Well, he has gone down Yeah,

22:42

okay. He's playing stadiums and now he's

22:44

playing arenas Eventually,

22:48

it'll be a county fairs who will and

22:50

they did an instinct just released

22:52

a new song for the trolls 3 soundtrack

22:54

Oh nice. Yeah, how is it? It's

22:57

great. Yeah, I Assume

23:00

you seen trolls 3. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and the

23:02

songs great. They still got it Yeah,

23:06

I don't remember what exactly which song

23:08

was theirs, right? But

23:11

yeah, it's nice that they're back together. I

23:13

would say trolls bring them for the halftime

23:15

show Let's

23:18

do cartoons cartoons come out. Oh my god.

23:20

He laughs just cartoon. Yeah get

23:22

the Simpsons to come out Yeah Raphael from

23:24

the Ninja Turtles just him though not the

23:26

other three guys Because then

23:28

they'll full focus if there's all three of them, but if

23:31

there's just one Raphael With

23:33

the size he can do a demonstration What

23:38

did you guys have the Simpsons sing

23:40

the blues album, mm-hmm you

23:43

what The

23:48

Simpsons put out a musical album win

23:50

like 1991 maybe Yeah,

23:53

and it was. How to the bar

23:56

man it has the deep deep trouble

23:58

I Think do the bar man. That

24:00

like supposedly produced by Michael Jackson

24:02

apparently of a supposedly yeah. Are

24:05

you serious? Yes now. Michael Jackson

24:07

Love the Simpsons. He was on

24:10

an episode has he did? Kids

24:12

Watch It Yeah Susie's You have

24:14

gotten so nicely done and. Assassins

24:18

by yeah, it's a D.

24:20

Haven't had that Rct as

24:22

a cassette. new. Oh.

24:24

Really like my friend had to record or the

24:26

Bar Man saga and I just had that song

24:29

and a day that I listen to over and

24:31

over but I don't know. I guess I was

24:33

barred crazy when that chauffeurs is we all were

24:35

but then like it became homer and now it's

24:38

just like everybody in Springfield I guess as to

24:40

do. This I will as he decided he wanted

24:42

to be barred. Yeah. I am

24:44

Now He's going. To

24:47

be an hour or know that I want to

24:49

be are now I want to be there every

24:51

tears as know that of everyone mo and

24:53

way to the ever bart t shirt as an

24:55

egg that. Ah, Don't mom

24:57

of I think I did this. Yeah,

25:01

I. Have the one that said i mars hims

25:04

a new hours and my mom really had

25:06

some. Didn't. Like Arya

25:08

reserves the reservations about their.

25:11

Yeah says you know you're young kid to

25:13

go school district that as hell although now

25:15

you who cares? yeah know you can I

25:18

buy like back then and this was this

25:20

what the show that was like Super. Ah,

25:23

Controversial because. Of

25:25

this is the voices health and they don't

25:27

like going in search for they still go.

25:31

To so Missouri was the voters. Of.

25:35

Yeah, and then it was. I remember

25:37

there being a Tv Guide cover as

25:39

it's that. Will. The Simpsons be

25:41

built as cause we're route rule the

25:43

airwaves Milan and you know what they

25:45

did. A. Out of am

25:47

they like pants them and their

25:49

that of us. Are

25:52

north they didn't think. Ah,

25:54

this is it. Yeah, Like

25:57

I say, give. But as we've been led more

25:59

than eighty six. There but I know

26:01

didn't like here. they weren't tear it

26:03

wasn't canceled because the Simpsons didn't do

26:05

any ratings. A Slice of Koyama you

26:08

take Bill Cosby er Vi is Barzan

26:10

Zubov your if let's say decided okay

26:12

we will let it's they are They

26:14

ever were going to make an animated.

26:17

Just. Against the could just take the keys

26:19

competition with dozens of so next season it's

26:22

ah sorry am an animator Bill was killed

26:24

because we her Bill Cosby show is called

26:26

because businesses out. Of.

26:29

This. Episode or as too much guys

26:31

be content for my i seldom herself

26:33

as. A. As he

26:35

like something a little as controversial

26:38

Michael Jackson, Mississippi A T L

26:40

C watch Simpsons Growing Up or

26:42

and yeah. I was

26:44

a tomboy, say as a hundred percent. I went

26:46

on a couple of dates with a woman I'd

26:48

never seen a second of the Simpsons. And.

26:50

Sounds like wow, I could do so

26:53

many jokes, you know? It.

26:57

Seems to me like you're just

26:59

followed He says is a the

27:01

same if raises an injury always

27:03

voice and. I

27:07

am very glad. For the hell are you. Guys

27:10

press rest a. Bigger

27:13

and you're going to dinner dinner.

27:17

Go back and forth between like Homer

27:19

and Bart. Really great. So

27:21

many dead for yeah I you

27:24

know Islam will be mans ai

27:26

system and rag goes wrong. You.

27:29

Are. Just as the B M front of

27:32

a little haven't even. Yeah, Yeah

27:35

I feel I feel like if if you

27:37

are had that at your disposal you be

27:39

so funny you could maybe. Date:

27:41

Up a Bath yeah we are

27:43

your life and add to the

27:46

movies about of the Beatles never

27:48

exist. It's. success

27:50

it's if is that exists

27:52

been while of us us

27:55

cel who have tried to

27:57

watch it one day was

28:00

I'll watch diarrhea and that's exactly,

28:02

like I couldn't. I never

28:04

watched it but it felt like it would have been

28:06

a perfect plane movie. Yeah. Yeah.

28:09

And so what the premise is that he then records all

28:11

the Beatles. He's

28:14

shocked that no one knows the Beatles

28:16

exist. I don't know if

28:18

he's a busker. I can't even remember. A

28:20

busker is like a not famous musician and

28:22

then wakes up, no one knows who

28:24

they are. He just struck by lightning. It's something

28:27

stupid like that. And then to be

28:29

when you were just saying that, I'm like, so he's just a

28:31

hack. Like, he's like, no one knows

28:33

this song. I'll take these famous

28:36

songs. I take some of everything.

28:38

Do some Beatles, I do Two

28:40

Unlimited. But Two Unlimited

28:42

exists. Oh shit, it's not all music.

28:45

I thought you were going to be

28:47

saying Two Life Crew by the way.

28:49

I was like, oh, okay. What

28:52

is a Beatles and Two Life Crew? I'll

28:55

just do Two Life Crew. I'll

28:58

do 50-50. Me

29:00

and this other artist will... Oh

29:02

man, what a very... It must

29:04

have been one of those things, like they had the

29:07

rights to the songs first and then they were like,

29:09

let's... I don't know. I think it was a great

29:11

idea. I never saw it though. It's also wasn't

29:13

there... Apparently it's diarrhea.

29:15

It's not fire, it's diarrhea. Yeah.

29:20

What was the

29:22

other one? It was like a Ricky

29:24

Gervais movie, I think? Something

29:27

about lying. He's the only guy in

29:29

the world who can lie. I

29:34

watched about 10 minutes of it. I

29:36

was like, this is too... I can't get into

29:39

this. I

29:41

think it was the same too. Yeah, it didn't sustain

29:43

itself. That

29:45

would be a good sketch. Yeah, exactly. A

29:47

good sketch. Maybe a short film at most,

29:50

but the fact that it's a full... Movie?

29:53

No. There's a

29:55

lot of high concept stuff I can't necessarily

29:57

get by. Remember the one with Will Ferrell?

30:00

and he realizes

30:02

he's a character in a novel and

30:05

he can hear the narrator's voice. Was it Emma

30:08

Thompson as a narrator? Yeah. I

30:10

remember that. I think I might've watched that on

30:12

a plane. That seems about right. I don't know

30:14

what one you're talking about. He's, yeah,

30:16

well if he didn't know from that time.

30:19

You were gonna repeat in the description again.

30:23

I say it slower. Is it gonna pop into your head?

30:26

I'm sure the title of it is meaningless as well. Yeah.

30:31

But you know what I mean? It's fun for

30:33

a little bit, but the

30:35

heightened reality kind of

30:37

thing. My mind can't,

30:39

it's sort of like a time travel movie where you're

30:41

like, well if that's true, then how

30:43

does that affect this? Yes. It's also,

30:45

what you said is so, I

30:48

was like, great, awesome, Dave. I was like, there's so

30:50

many movies that I'm like, would be a great sketch

30:52

or a short movie. Oh yeah. But

30:54

then I'm like, this is, it was okay till 50

30:56

minutes and it's done. It was that

30:59

wine country movie that I thought was gonna

31:01

be funny, it was ladies wine country. It

31:03

sucked bottle rockets.

31:05

What? It's

31:08

like, I don't know if it was Amy Poehler.

31:10

I don't know if it was, it had some

31:12

scenes, it could have been so funny. And

31:14

it just dropped the ball, huge. But

31:16

it wasn't sideways. No. Imagine,

31:19

I'm like, sideways, yes, no. Cause that was

31:21

sort of a men's week. Yeah. Sort

31:24

of a men's rights week. I feel like

31:27

alcoholic too, like crazy drinking. Yeah, yeah. He

31:29

drank out of a waste

31:31

fountain or something like that at some point.

31:33

I forget. Oh, I never thought. You never

31:35

thought? No, it's good. It's

31:38

got a really big glass of interest. And

31:40

he's so funny in it, cause he's, he

31:42

doesn't, they're doing like, there's

31:44

a scene where he's explaining all the

31:46

notes of the thing and they're both

31:48

drinking and then Tom's hatred takes the gum out of his

31:51

mouth. He's like, oh, give me another one. Have

31:54

you seen like

31:57

those other ones, like last vacation? and

32:00

it's four women going on a 80 for

32:03

Brady. Last Vegas.

32:05

Last Vegas. Last Vegas was men.

32:09

That's right. Do you like

32:11

a woman cast caper? Sure,

32:13

if it's good. Girls Trip. Girls

32:15

Trip, that's the one. Chick fight? Girls Trip, I don't know

32:18

what one that is. I've probably seen it. I

32:21

do watch Dogpilter sometime. Diarrhea, as

32:23

he said. Diarrhea. But I

32:25

do, I like watching it. If you're, I'm in the mood

32:27

for it, I'll watch it. Yeah. But

32:29

if I'm not, if I'm expecting it to be good. You're very

32:31

moody. I am. I'm really moody. I'm

32:34

a chick. That's why I did it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

32:37

But if I think it's going to be good and

32:39

then it is bad, then I'm sad. But

32:41

like what if you know it's going to be bad

32:43

going into it? Oh, that was Matt Rice special. You're

32:46

welcome. Oh. I knew

32:48

it would be bad. Yes. But

32:51

how, you watched the whole thing? I fell asleep.

32:54

Okay. Woke up. It

32:56

was 20 minutes. I rewound it. I

32:58

went, I'm out. I tried. He

33:03

comes out and like does a thing that

33:05

undoes his whole. It's a street joke. Yeah.

33:09

But like literally like that's the thing, but no

33:11

one's acknowledging that. This is the weirdest part. It is

33:13

hacky. It's yeah. But everyone's like, Oh,

33:15

that joke he can say, I'm like, yeah, but why

33:17

are you saying that? That's

33:19

not like, I don't know. Well, I don't know when he's here next week. Thank you.

33:22

God. That's the one. Can you

33:24

please? Yeah. Okay. I'm

33:27

on YouTube. If you go to our

33:29

Patreon, we'll give you the extended that

33:31

right. Yeah.

33:36

I do. I

33:38

fall asleep more and more and I

33:41

not, but it's not based

33:43

on the quality of what I'm watching. It's

33:45

based on the fact that I it's nine 30. Yeah.

33:47

And I'm time for bed and I, Oh,

33:49

whoops. I shouldn't have started an hour long

33:51

thing and, and I've gotten better at just

33:53

turning it off. Yeah. And

33:56

I just be like, I'll fight my way through it. I'll stay

33:58

awake. And then the next day I'll. I just

34:00

won't have retained anything from it. I didn't

34:02

watch all the Machine Gun Kelly one, but

34:04

I think I'm going to go back to

34:06

see how this thing all wraps up. What

34:09

if he dies? Yeah, that would be- All

34:12

right. But he's alive in real life. He

34:16

was like a rapper, I guess, and then he came out with a Blink-182

34:18

type of album. The

34:21

guy Travis from Blink-182 plays the drums on

34:24

his track. That is just the laziest thing

34:26

that every rock band does. They're like, wow,

34:28

what if we get the guy

34:30

from Blink-182 to play on it? Because

34:32

he'll literally do anything. He

34:35

loves to play drums. Try

34:37

and keep him away from him. I can't

34:40

name one song Machine Gun Kelly. No.

34:42

Well, what's the one that was the big one? Well,

34:44

I feel like you should know. You just- No, but

34:47

I can't even though I do know the

34:49

one song was played throughout the whole movie. I can't remember

34:51

what it was called. Something about

34:53

drugs. I don't know. He's

34:56

cool though. That's what I know. Ladies love him,

34:58

just like Matt Rife. But

35:01

the documentary is very much, wow,

35:03

he's really cool. Kevin Hart did one as

35:05

well, where it was just people talking about

35:07

how great he is, the whole documentary. He

35:09

works really hard. He's so funny.

35:11

Is that the reason why I watched that with

35:14

Chris Rock? No, no, no. This was before that.

35:16

I watched that recently. Dave's

35:18

been doing some research. I know. I'm like, what's happening?

35:20

I'm trying to get a lot

35:23

of water. I

35:26

knocked over so much water just now.

35:28

You okay? Oh yeah, no, I'll be.

35:30

Guys, have you guys ever heard? I've

35:37

never heard it again. Have

35:40

you guys ever heard Hey Jude? You

35:42

haven't? Well then check this out. He's

35:46

so funny. The whole world didn't know the

35:48

Beatles. And he also could play music. He

35:52

kind of knew the lyrics. He was

35:54

the worst singer in the world. Or

35:57

it would be good. If

36:00

they had that scene from Back to the

36:02

Future where Chuck Berry's cousin gives him a

36:04

call. Hey, uh, your

36:06

cousin Marvin, you know that new sound you're looking

36:09

for? Listen to this! Yeah. Chuck Berry's like, did

36:11

you forget I existed? I invented this sound.

36:16

I'm looking at Machine Gun Kelly now. His artist

36:18

name is currently MGK.

36:20

MGK? Okay. Yeah. Why?

36:23

Because marketing, Jane. I can't. Trying to

36:25

keep it fresh. Find a thing with

36:27

cigarette in the title. What would be

36:30

his, what's his number one is the

36:32

most famous one. His number one most

36:34

played song on Spotify is Bad Things

36:36

with Kamiya Kabaya. Oh! They didn't

36:38

even cover that in the, in the documentary. Sounds like

36:40

this. This

36:47

is fire. That's what they kept saying during the recording

36:49

session. This is fire. This is fire. He

36:52

was saying that about himself? Yes! I fight.

36:57

I don't know if you know that one. I know this

36:59

song! I know this song! Well,

37:01

it's like covering a... I

37:05

know, but I do know this song. What

37:07

is it? What's he saying this originally?

37:09

Okay. I'm also weirded out. It

37:12

is only singers. Maybe also

37:14

comics, mostly singers that do that.

37:16

I was like, this is amazing. I'm like, you're

37:18

pretty much saying you're amazing. They're going, this is

37:20

fire. This is fire. Yeah. They're covering it's

37:22

like a good fastball. Oh.

37:25

Oh, shit! I

37:27

love it! Me and Grammer are like, I do know this song. From

37:31

1998. The next most popular song

37:34

is My Ex's Best Friend with

37:37

Black Bear. Say I see. Right?

37:41

He's not like a rapper anymore. He sings

37:44

now. He's a pop-hunk guy. Yeah.

37:47

He's a good time. He's fun. Yeah. But

37:49

you need to like, I don't know. You need some things that

37:51

have happened to you in your life that are interesting. Sustain

37:54

a whole documentary. You know what I

37:56

mean? Oh, yeah. There are documentaries that do

37:58

a Special thing. The Nasa's at all

38:01

Civil War and it's just like two hours

38:03

logged. Into. Guys seem to be

38:05

a dire little sort movie of

38:07

Michigan. So short. A

38:09

He so tall. He's. Pretty tall? Yeah.

38:12

And he is is well as guys he is

38:14

so skinny, looks good and kind of that. That.

38:17

Aesthetic that pop punk. Get.

38:19

Out. My. The i'm a more Rbc

38:21

or person would love yeah raising are all my

38:23

yacht a rambling who have he says it is?

38:26

Hop on guys This. Was

38:28

about their own skins a such

38:30

a sega his of and space.

38:33

the fairly. Certain

38:35

foods or deserves a

38:38

fair about Fusco years

38:40

ago such as a

38:42

seven years ago. At

38:46

all. I know that. Guy

38:49

I was gonna be like. Hope very infests. There's

38:51

no famous Canadian speech at on

38:53

fact ah in their beer commercial.

38:57

Is getting see as as as

39:00

I now have the I am

39:02

Canadian players are oh really how

39:04

their identities the on that commercial

39:06

go out and to remember with

39:09

was a joke and know Dover,

39:11

Delaware, Aca. And he just did

39:13

it. He did like to send any or was

39:15

american. Idol. You I think

39:17

that's something I heard. Yeah, that would

39:19

have been love for a while. Tim

39:21

Hortons his own by an American company

39:23

of now and on. My Brazilian compare

39:25

with his. That's why the donors are

39:27

herald. of

39:30

of of see scrape off echo has

39:32

been. Using

39:34

heroin is less Yeah is your

39:36

their Brasilia role of the room

39:38

and you can win or to

39:40

do a couple era of viable

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a some. Of. Our

39:45

you have rid of Brazil's more accurately.

39:49

of brazil not done or zone but the

39:52

city because i'm sure the zebra do does

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the oh yes i am by then of

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course agreement or like two thousand and as

39:58

like a boy and girl from Street Fighter

40:00

2. Yeah,

40:05

I like the idea of like the Olympics,

40:07

everybody said they get delegate and they said

40:10

that monster guy. Yeah,

40:16

what's your, you know, I don't feel like I

40:18

don't know a lot of Canadian history. I feel

40:20

like we got to get handled in American history.

40:22

Margot's in grade four and they're doing stuff I

40:24

never learned. Like what? They're

40:27

doing like Western Canada history, which

40:29

we never did. I

40:32

remember learning like Upper

40:34

Canada and all,

40:36

but they're doing like the gold rush, the

40:39

caribou gold rush and the Fraser gold rush and

40:41

like the day in the life of a miner.

40:44

Wow, huh, huh. Yeah,

40:46

we were like, social studies is fun. Great

40:48

for social studies. I would love to. Yeah.

40:51

Well, and it's like I had that Canadian

40:53

history for Tommy's and I still don't know

40:55

anything about Canadian history. But

40:59

yeah, Upper Canada, Lower Canada. They did,

41:02

yeah, they did fur trade stuff. Oh

41:04

yeah, yeah. I found all the history

41:06

in high school and elementary school was

41:08

Ontario, Quebec based.

41:11

Yeah. Nothing here, like,

41:13

at all, except for the day that you go to Victoria and

41:15

get to go to the museum and then you come

41:17

back. That's it. That's

41:20

it. Did you guys have to, I feel like

41:22

in junior high there was just kind of random,

41:24

like we learned about Japan. We

41:27

learned all about Japan culture and everything. Oh

41:29

yeah. Yeah. It was

41:31

like, why Japan? Why not China? Why

41:33

not? Very, like what you're saying probably for

41:35

a day, Max. Like. No,

41:38

it's whole unit. Oh, okay. Well then you

41:40

had to learn about the samurai. Oh no,

41:42

we had like. Dojo cat. You

41:44

had to learn all these. Dojo cat.

41:47

What are you talking about? But

41:58

they just learned about. The

42:01

49th parallel? Oh yeah. Because,

42:03

and, which I guess happened in like

42:05

the 1860s, 70s? When

42:08

they just made it up or discovered

42:10

it or whatever. They discovered a straight

42:12

line going all the way across. I

42:15

thought you meant the coffee shop at the very

42:17

beginning of that. I was like, what? And

42:20

we were walking, like we were leaving school and she said, oh

42:22

yeah, we learned about the 49th parallel. And

42:24

I was like, oh, because like Eastern Canada

42:26

is all like weird wonky shapes. But then,

42:29

you know, I guess Canada or Britain

42:31

and America stopped fighting. And they just

42:33

decided, okay, let's just draw a line

42:35

through the rest of these countries. And

42:38

I said, oh, did you learn about Point Roberts,

42:40

which is like near here and it's cut

42:43

off by the 49th parallel. And

42:45

she said no. And then a woman walking

42:48

next to us was like, did you say something

42:50

about Point Roberts? And I was like, yeah, they're

42:52

learning about the 49th parallel. Oh, because we have

42:54

a house there. That's

42:59

a like go to conversation always.

43:01

Okay. Oh, nice.

43:03

Have you guys heard of the 49th parallel? Yeah,

43:05

we never learned anything about that. We

43:09

learned about the, what was

43:11

the war? Was it the

43:14

English-America war? When did Canada burn down the

43:16

White House? Yeah, 1812. They

43:19

don't, the states doesn't do

43:21

the same history. I remember being in Boston. They

43:23

lit it, we lit it ourselves. We hated it.

43:26

They were talking and they were like, we

43:28

won when Canada came and the boats were

43:31

here and we won that war. I'm like,

43:33

they didn't. Yeah. They didn't.

43:36

I think it was a tie. Tiebreaker. And

43:38

they did rock paper scissors. Yeah,

43:42

that's another one of those Canadianisms

43:44

that people hold fast to. We

43:47

burned down the White House one. And we'll

43:49

do it again. And, you know, Rick

43:52

Moranis is from here. Michael

43:57

Bublé. Yeah,

44:00

I mean here in Vancouver you can't go

44:02

a full day without hearing about Ryan Reynolds.

44:06

He went to, he lived here for a while.

44:08

He just moved on Deadpool and

44:10

whatnot. Although those were shot here, the

44:13

first two Deadpool movies. Were they

44:15

all shot here? Nah, the third one's not. He

44:18

tried, he tried but the

44:20

studio would not let it

44:22

happen. Ailes. Yeah. Did you

44:24

go to the famous person's school out here?

44:26

Did I? Yeah. Did

44:29

you go to the most famous person from your school? No

44:31

one. 21 Jump Street was filmed at

44:33

my school. Nah, that's good. I was an extra in

44:35

it. Were you? Oh

44:38

yeah. What, do you remember what the episode was about?

44:40

Um, yeah. Did they give you a script

44:43

that was about these cops who were undercover

44:45

as high school students? It

44:48

was the girl, a party

44:50

girl and they were stealing cars and whatnot.

44:53

Oh, such a party girl. I got

44:55

a cigarette off of Johnny Depp. Nice. Yeah.

44:59

Wow. I have a picture somewhere on my phone.

45:01

I was like, someone was like, is this you? And

45:03

they were watching it. It was somewhere from high school

45:05

I don't talk to. When it happened, when you

45:08

shot it, were you like, did you watch it when it came

45:10

out? Oh yeah. Were you so excited? So

45:13

excited. He was so cute. Oh yeah.

45:15

Oh yeah. He was

45:17

then Richard Greco. Greco. That's a good one.

45:21

He came in too big of an ego. Oh,

45:23

did he replace Johnny Depp? Yeah. Was

45:26

that okay? I don't even know. And then he

45:28

was done. No. Yeah. Greco

45:31

had done. I just remember, boy,

45:33

was it David Spade or Dennis

45:37

Miller on Saturday Night Live? Richard

45:41

Greco made a movie called If Looks

45:43

Could Kill. Yes. And

45:45

the joke was, if looks could kill, they'd give Greco

45:47

a mirror. Did you

45:49

ever watch 21 Jump Street? No.

45:55

But I think they shot it at my sibling's

45:58

school as well. Okay. shot

46:00

around. They didn't have enough actors

46:03

back then and so there would

46:05

be like say you Graham one

46:07

week for a drug dealer. Maybe

46:09

you're a teacher and

46:11

you're a guest star. We

46:13

loved what you did with the drug dealer.

46:15

Let's see what you did with the teacher

46:17

role. There's a thing on Law & Order

46:20

you'll still run into that. Oh yeah. That's

46:22

like 20 like the people putting products away or

46:25

whatever. I just like when extras look down the

46:27

barrel of the camera when it comes by and

46:29

they're like, just do it. But

46:32

they keep it in. This is my favorite thing.

46:34

Yeah. Well they have to. They shot the first

46:36

episode of Party

46:40

of Five at my high school and I was an

46:43

extra and the guy next to me looked right down

46:45

the barrel of the camera. Did

46:47

he get in trouble? No. I made

46:49

it in the show. And I'm

46:51

right next to him like scared stiff

46:53

looking down. Oh my

46:56

god my shirt has a tiny logo on it. I

46:58

was told to wear it with no logos. Don't

47:02

wear anything with stripes. Little buzz

47:04

on it. Yeah.

47:07

And yeah. No hats. No

47:09

hats. All this is a hatless high school.

47:12

Oh yeah. Yeah. You've

47:14

done extra work right?

47:16

She just said she did. No but that was you

47:18

were getting paid. I got paid.

47:21

Oh shit. I got paid. Great. Yeah.

47:23

You haven't done it in years and

47:25

years either. I did one that took

47:27

place in a carnival and a lot

47:29

of the extras were clowns. Mm-hmm. No.

47:31

Yeah. And they were just and

47:33

they were like real clowns. They weren't extras paying out

47:35

for that. That tears my eyes. No. Stop it now.

47:37

And they were talking about how much they hate it.

47:44

Man I hate it. Do you think

47:46

that's why they're not working? I feel

47:48

like that's their whole thing. If I

47:51

was in a room alone with it it

47:53

would be over for that guy. Yeah. waking

48:00

up one day in a world without it. People

48:03

still don't like them. They're the Oscars and like I'd

48:05

like to say. The

48:08

opposite of the hugest stars in the world. They're

48:12

like, yeah. Oh,

48:15

I haven't done extra work in

48:17

forever. I would hope not. I don't know. This

48:19

was an easy way to make. We should

48:22

get extras on this podcast. Yeah, don't stare

48:24

down the barrel of this microphone. There's some

48:26

people behind it. I mean, don't eat. Because

48:28

I'm not going to stop. Yeah.

48:31

And we need it for continuity. We can't have an

48:33

empty bowl of a cup

48:35

of noodles. Yeah,

48:38

sometimes you see somebody who's really like

48:40

too acting in the background.

48:42

I guess in the host, the director's like,

48:44

huh. That's the way you

48:46

read that book. That happened

48:48

in an episode of Twilight Zone. I

48:51

was one of the comics in one of the episodes like

48:53

four years ago. There

48:56

was someone that we know that Vancouver

48:59

comedy scene was an extra. And

49:01

they came out and I saw them right away. I went, ah,

49:03

fuck. And then they had to do like,

49:06

they were the worst strokes in the world. And I

49:08

had to do like that monologue. And then everyone's like copying.

49:10

And he was like. He

49:14

said, God, he's like, I was

49:16

like, you could pretend to laugh. And I

49:19

said that. I was like, oops. But then

49:21

the director went and talked. And the director's not supposed to

49:23

talk to the band. And

49:25

was like, you should be like, you

49:27

need to laugh like it's funny. And kept

49:29

saying it. I'm like, I know it's not funny. Like

49:31

it wasn't funny. And kept doing it. And then

49:33

I could see the fake clap and laugh and

49:36

angry at me. I'm like, I don't know. You're angry at me?

49:39

You ratted me out. I can't wait

49:41

to find out off air who this

49:43

was. I almost said their name numerous

49:45

times too. Yeah,

49:48

and this, when I did X-Worries before

49:50

having a phone that you could entertain

49:52

yourself with. That would

49:54

be boring out. Yeah, I would have to

49:56

bring a bathroom reader. Find

50:00

a bathroom. Yeah. The

50:03

big thing that I did, I brought

50:05

a book, but also you could just play cards.

50:07

That was the thing. There was cards games going

50:09

on in the extras. With other

50:11

people? Yeah. No, just by

50:13

myself. You went solitaire. Yeah. No,

50:16

with other people. No. It was great.

50:19

It was the best times of my life. Maybe I'll do it again. I

50:22

should teach my kids solitaire. You

50:25

should teach them how to act without talking and

50:27

then get them as extras on something. You

50:31

just make the money off them. I'm quitting my day.

50:33

Yeah. My kids are making minimum wage.

50:35

I don't have to work anymore. It's

50:38

so great. And they get

50:40

a subway. Delicious.

50:42

At the end of the day? Real. Yeah.

50:46

Oh, man. Yeah. I would do it

50:49

again. I would go back. I

50:52

got an agent for a while who was like, we'll put

50:54

you in for tiny roles. And I didn't get any of

50:56

those. Convincing as a human.

50:59

No. But

51:04

if there was a movie where humans

51:06

hadn't been invented yet. You would be

51:08

winning Oscars. Yeah.

51:11

The movie didn't win

51:13

an Oscar. The

51:16

Beatles won. No, but I think

51:18

in the movie he won Grammys. Oh,

51:21

shit. Okay.

51:23

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've

51:27

gone out on auditions. You've been an actor.

51:29

Yeah. Have you

51:32

ever had one where you just like nailed

51:34

it? And you were like, I got

51:36

this. And then maybe you did or didn't. What?

51:40

This is a good question. This

51:42

is so weird. This is so

51:44

like direct. This is like writing, you

51:46

know, getting into your process. So

51:49

many times. Yeah. I thought you were going to

51:51

say stuff I don't want to do. Oh, let's talk about stuff

51:53

you don't want to talk about. No, that I don't want to

51:55

audition for. And then

51:57

I'm like, oh, sure. Like, how much? I'm

52:00

never gonna be cast in that. You don't

52:02

know that. You gotta try out for all of them. They

52:05

may do a twist and they need somebody who's

52:07

seen that wine country movie. Well,

52:09

it's a quirky weirdo,

52:11

best friend as the lead. Let's not

52:14

have a blonde. Quirky

52:16

best friend as the lead. I like it. Yeah, okay,

52:19

done. I

52:21

watched one. It was a gay first

52:23

one that Hallmark movies had ever done.

52:25

I watched one that was a gay

52:27

first one that Hallmark movies had ever

52:29

done. It's the first time you've ever

52:31

said the word gay. It

52:33

felt weird coming out of my mouth. You

52:37

watch Hallmark? Yes. What?

52:39

He loves that role of eating in

52:41

a Hallmark movie. I will watch anything.

52:43

I will watch anything. As long

52:46

as it's on and I don't have to think about it,

52:48

I'll watch it. Hallmark,

52:50

my favorite one, was called an Ice Wine

52:52

Christmas. Yes, we all know about an Ice

52:54

Wine Christmas. I

52:57

did learn that your brother, he

52:59

loves Hallmarks too. Christmas

53:02

Hallmarks. That was

53:04

like they love it. They knew all of

53:06

the different titles. Oh yeah. That

53:09

was weird. There's so many. Yeah. So

53:18

in order to not drive to the

53:20

door, you did. You

53:23

called me from a bathroom? What's going on

53:25

over there? Yep. Just pee. She

53:30

has poured my water bottle into her water

53:32

bottle. Fine.

53:34

No one noticed. Just the

53:36

sound of BP? But

53:40

yeah, they only do Christmas

53:42

ones. There aren't summer Hallmark movies

53:44

or Halloween. Oh, maybe there's

53:46

some Halloween ones. There is. They're not as

53:49

huge. Remembrance Day ones. When you watch them

53:51

sometimes and it's so sunny and you can

53:53

tell it's sunny and there's a fake snow,

53:55

does it not go in your head? Like, how

53:57

are they doing this with like so many

53:59

people? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

54:01

Like because they're always filming Ladner

54:03

or Victoria. Mm-hmm. Because of all

54:05

the small small stuff. Yeah. Yeah.

54:08

It's always in the summer. Yeah. How

54:10

are you doing? Yeah. I

54:13

get acting. I get it. It's cold, but like, are you done?

54:15

No, wait, you're what we were looking for. You nailed it. It's

54:18

cold black. I would have to

54:20

go to a like a special room

54:22

that is like a

54:24

walk-in freezer, a meat freezer. Yeah. And

54:27

then come out for two minutes to shoot my scene

54:29

in the back of the meat freezer because I'm wearing

54:31

a sweater in July. Yeah, it's too hot. But sometimes

54:33

you can't see. Like it's the

54:36

extras will be like,

54:38

and there's no need. Like there'll be... The extras

54:40

will faint. Just

54:42

patting their head like an acre cheap. Dump

54:47

in cold water. But

54:50

you can never, that's the thing, you can never see their breath in

54:53

any of these movies. Ooh, good one, yes.

54:55

Because then I was watching, I think Christmas

54:57

vacation, you could see their breath. So you're

54:59

like, this is shot in the

55:01

fall or the winter. Yeah. But

55:04

why is it summer? Just because our days

55:06

are longer in the summer? No, I think

55:08

just because they got to get them

55:10

done by Christmas. Like... Oh, yeah, they're that

55:13

quick of a turnaround. Yeah. Like

55:15

last year, Cindy went to Switzerland,

55:17

but it wasn't Switzerland, it was

55:19

Victoria. This year, she's going to go,

55:22

it's her younger sister and she's in Italy, but

55:24

it's not Italy, it's Ladner. And

55:26

they'll just do like a slight twist. Yeah, just

55:28

put out some tablecloth with checkered...

55:30

Yeah. Yeah. Tablecloth. Table.

55:34

That's the word I was looking for. I

55:37

mean, tablecloth with checkered. Yeah, but I didn't

55:39

say Italy of all places. Yeah,

55:43

I remember seeing somebody isolated a clip of

55:45

somebody walking on snow and it was clearly

55:48

just a sheet that was in the border

55:50

of the grass. No

55:52

magic. The people

55:54

who like love these Hallmark movies, love

55:57

them in spite of that or do they have blinders on or are

55:59

they like... No, they're really in the

56:01

snow and I

56:03

believe it. Yeah. That's what I would like

56:05

to know, because I think you watch it because it's just easy

56:08

breezy. Yeah. And, but there is, is

56:10

it the same as wrestling when there is some

56:12

people that literally are like, that's actually my house.

56:14

Yeah, so cars. The people who

56:16

have those things that you get from winners

56:19

that they like love. And they say,

56:21

like, wine mom. Ha ha ha ha

56:23

ha ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah.

56:27

Oh, I saw a picture of somebody that I used to know. Friendship.

56:30

Yeah. Yeah. Somebody I know

56:32

has one of those in a picture of her

56:34

and her husband. And I was like, what does

56:36

it say? It said something like love is love,

56:38

or love is weird. Laugh, laugh. Yeah. It's

56:41

people who go to an Airbnb that's

56:43

hastily decorated. And then they're like, this

56:45

is how I want my house. I

56:48

want a weird piece of driftwood. I

56:51

want three words. Pictures

56:54

of a New York. Yeah, I want a stack

56:56

of rocks. I want a jar of rocks. I

57:01

want one pan. Yeah. Three, four. My

57:04

brain is a jar of rocks. I

57:06

just stayed at an Airbnb in

57:08

Salt Spring. The second we pulled

57:10

up, we had to open the gate, close

57:13

it, and she's like, you have to close it every time.

57:15

If you leave, and I'm like, oh no, I could tell.

57:17

I'm like, just, if you have rules, like

57:19

send them in the email. Yeah. I

57:21

don't want to talk to you. Yeah. I'm noticing I don't

57:23

like people. And walk in, there

57:25

were so many rules. She took her shoes off and I

57:27

was there. I was like, damn it. I

57:30

had to take it off. And she's like, sock's off too. She's

57:33

like, and underwear. This

57:35

is what we're doing. She's like, if you're

57:37

here, you have the fire. You have to be here when

57:39

the fire's on, because it was like the wood. But

57:42

do not do it before you go out. We're like,

57:44

yo, we're not going to. And

57:46

then she's like, you have to put the protector

57:49

over the couch. Like over the couch, if

57:51

whoever's sleeping there has to do that, I

57:53

want it to be like, oh yeah,

57:55

because he'd last time, but I couldn't. And I was

57:57

like, oh god. And then she's like, who's Jane? I

58:00

was with two guys, I'm like, are

58:02

they James? How is she

58:04

confused? It would be cool if they did

58:06

this for every hotel room as well. Okay.

58:08

This bed's for masturbating and this bed's for

58:11

sleeping. And if you

58:13

have any water, even if it's in. Use

58:15

the lotion provided in the bathroom. I would

58:17

like that. She

58:19

was like, you have to wash the cup. I'm

58:22

like, yep. The cup. You

58:24

have to. And then on, it was

58:26

like a post-it, please, please, please. And then

58:28

next one, wash your dishes. And

58:31

then the hot tub, she's like, okay, go get your

58:33

shoes and I'll take you outside for the hot tub. I'm like, I don't have a

58:35

fucking water. Use a hot tub. It was 20

58:38

minutes of a walkthrough. Yeah. And

58:40

you and these two guys had to get to business. Yeah,

58:42

I had to film the movie. I'm

58:45

going to put it on the white sheet so it looks like

58:47

it's wintertime. Yes. Am I Jane or are

58:49

you? Dave,

58:52

what's going on with you, man?

58:56

Well, I have a new character. I'd

58:58

like to. Oh, yes. Here

59:00

we go. Okay. So I've come up with

59:02

this character. Here's my new character. This character

59:04

is a British person. Okay. Who's

59:07

doing keto. Okay. Here it is.

59:10

A British person doing keto. I

59:15

can't eat that, mate. I'm on keto. Nice.

59:20

Oi, bruv. Yogurt,

59:23

keto. Yeah,

59:25

yogurt. That's the big British one. So that is... A

59:28

pot of yogurt, they would say. So

59:32

that's my first character. I

59:35

know what it is. So

59:38

in my other item of business, I went

59:40

to... We were talking about it before. I

59:42

went to a concert, a rock and roll concert.

59:45

You know these rock and roll types. Absolutely. I

59:48

have for Levine and company. I'm sure you

59:50

can call it Kelly now. He's not so much into the

59:52

hip hop anymore. Yeah. I

59:54

went to go

59:57

see a beautiful singing

59:59

voice. of the songstress Feist. And

1:00:02

you were gonna say it. Oh, Feist, okay.

1:00:04

How was it? Feist, oh, guys, go see

1:00:06

Feist. Run, don't walk. Um, where was, where

1:00:08

was Feist? It was in the Commodore. Okay.

1:00:11

Then it's already great. Yeah. Yeah.

1:00:14

In his favorite venue. It was three nights at Feist. I

1:00:16

went to night one. And... You went

1:00:19

to all three? Oh my god. Holy shit. And

1:00:22

it is, there's like, I

1:00:26

really like Feist. One of my faves. Yeah.

1:00:30

And she was great. And there were,

1:00:32

it's like, there's spoilers. Like I

1:00:35

can't talk about the show. I've never been to

1:00:37

a concert like this that has spoilers. Oh. Like,

1:00:40

for life? What are you talking

1:00:42

about? No, it was sort of

1:00:44

like theatrical where it's like, you

1:00:46

know, certain things. She hits

1:00:48

certain beats as it goes and then

1:00:50

like it's loose, but it's also like

1:00:53

choreographed and then like a twist and...

1:00:55

Did she dance? Nope. Oh, okay.

1:00:58

Like, just stands there and she's a guitarist

1:01:01

as well. Yeah, she sings and plays guitar.

1:01:03

Okay, that's good. Guitar sounds all weird and

1:01:05

plonky. It's her style. I

1:01:08

don't know, I think I know two songs.

1:01:10

She had two big hits, right? One,

1:01:13

two, three, four. One, two, three, four. And

1:01:15

then... I wonder what you would think of as a

1:01:17

second big hit of hers. I think it's probably the same

1:01:19

song. Was it called like Teenage Something? Right?

1:01:23

Teenage Dream? Yeah. Well,

1:01:25

that's funny. That's one, two, three, four.

1:01:27

Yeah. Four of the teenage...

1:01:29

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah,

1:01:32

she's got, I believe, five albums,

1:01:34

maybe six. Yeah, little

1:01:36

guy. Check's out. They're

1:01:39

all great. No real big hits other than that. Does

1:01:41

she have an opening? No. That

1:01:43

was the other thing. Oh, shit. So

1:01:46

the great thing about this was... It

1:01:48

started early. It started early. I knew it. It

1:01:51

was like the great thing. It was it... It

1:01:54

was like the great thing. It was at 5.03. It

1:01:56

was yours at seven. Beautiful. But

1:01:58

I was like... Easy enough to

1:02:00

find that she will go on stage between 8

1:02:02

and 8.15. Yeah. The show will be over

1:02:04

by 10.30. That's

1:02:07

all the details I knew. Yeah, that's all you

1:02:09

need to know. Yeah. Um... Moment bad by 11.

1:02:12

Exactly. And I, uh, it was

1:02:15

great. It was, um, uh, there

1:02:17

were a lot of, like, standing

1:02:19

there and I, I had to move cause someone was

1:02:21

really tall in front of me and I

1:02:23

was like, huh, that's a woman. I just,

1:02:26

it's a Casey Novak. No, but

1:02:28

it was... She went and that's... But

1:02:30

I wouldn't be surprised because I was like, oh,

1:02:32

I was a very tall woman. I looked around

1:02:35

and I was like, that woman's tall too. That

1:02:37

woman's my height. It

1:02:41

just attracts a lot of tall women.

1:02:43

Huh. Maybe she's like, maybe, uh, they

1:02:45

play it in locker rooms before basketball

1:02:47

games. Basketball, yeah, yeah, yeah. Rowing.

1:02:49

There's a lot of jock jam.

1:02:51

Volleyball. Volleyball, yeah. Um,

1:02:54

and so, but did you go with

1:02:57

a group, with a person? I went by

1:02:59

myself. So, a little concert. I bought two tickets

1:03:01

and then a day of I sold the second

1:03:03

one. Nice. I can make

1:03:05

a little, you make a little money on it? No,

1:03:07

no, I sold it. The minimum allowable.

1:03:10

You should have sold it for cheap or free, but they

1:03:12

have to hang out with you. I

1:03:16

only have one rule. No, I, uh...

1:03:18

We're holding hands. I

1:03:20

hadn't been to a concert in

1:03:22

a really long time and, uh,

1:03:24

but Ticketmaster now, not

1:03:27

only can you buy it from them, then you can resell

1:03:29

it from them. Yeah. And so I was like, oh, that's

1:03:31

the easy way to do it. I clicked on it and

1:03:34

said, okay, well, it looks like people are selling tickets for

1:03:36

this between 40 and $50. Okay.

1:03:39

And I was like, okay, let's say $45. Perfect.

1:03:44

Um, no, maybe it said 50 and 60. As I said,

1:03:46

$55. And then I put that in

1:03:48

and said, too low. Like

1:03:51

60, you had to go 60? No, it said,

1:03:53

then it said, the minimum you can sell this for

1:03:55

is $66. Weird.

1:03:57

Why do they care? Do they get a second

1:03:59

fee? I don't know. Oh, probably.

1:04:02

Anyway, so it was like I sold it

1:04:04

for the minimum and it got

1:04:06

snapped up right away. You get to

1:04:08

see who buys it? Yeah.

1:04:12

In case you ran into them and you say, hey, you know, I

1:04:14

did it. I

1:04:17

get to do that movie theater thing.

1:04:20

I was going to bring someone, but I couldn't get a

1:04:22

babysitter. Early

1:04:26

enough to get a good standing

1:04:28

zone? Yes, because the

1:04:30

stage is a tiny stage

1:04:32

in the center. Like it wasn't at

1:04:34

one end. Oh, it's in the round. It's in the

1:04:36

round. So that's fun. But

1:04:40

the other cool thing is I haven't been to a concert

1:04:43

in such a long time that now

1:04:45

you can look up the artist and see what their

1:04:47

set list is like. Oh, yeah. Yeah,

1:04:49

yeah. And so you can get that with kiss. Yeah. Yeah.

1:04:54

What do you mean? You can like post

1:04:56

what they're going to play? And post what

1:04:58

they played the night before. Oh, fuck. And

1:05:01

you can like, or the night before that

1:05:03

and like, you can kind of compare like,

1:05:05

oh, they generally do this number of songs.

1:05:07

This is usually the closer. And

1:05:10

so you're like, okay, I can pick up my coat from

1:05:12

coat check. No. You can do the line of coat check.

1:05:14

You did the hockey game. Oh, this 10 minutes. I got

1:05:16

to go. No, no, no. I'll be

1:05:18

the lineup for coat check and then come back

1:05:20

holding my coat for the last few months. Right.

1:05:23

And then just a way you go. Then I'm gone. I'm like

1:05:26

a thief in the night. Yeah. How

1:05:28

long did you play for? Two hours. That's

1:05:30

amazing. Okay. Yeah. And

1:05:33

she has an amazing voice. Casey posted on

1:05:35

her stories. It sounded like so amazing. Yeah.

1:05:37

Like it's almost flinty. Did you hear the British part of

1:05:39

it? Why isn't she famous? I was saying that like it's. She

1:05:42

was on, she did one, two, three, four

1:05:44

on Sesame Street. It

1:05:55

was featured in an episode of The Office. Have

1:05:57

I recall correctly? Sure. She

1:05:59

did. Yeah, Nora,

1:06:01

an iPhone ad, I think, iPod

1:06:03

maybe. Something. Yeah. Oh,

1:06:06

yeah. But she's like so talented,

1:06:08

so great. Yeah, she's great. And she's Canadian? Is

1:06:10

that right? Yeah, from Calgary. I

1:06:12

didn't know that. Good. I didn't

1:06:14

know that. She went to my high school. Let's look

1:06:16

up her high school. I thought she was American. No

1:06:18

way, man. Oh, okay. I'm an

1:06:20

idiot. No! I'm a dummy for

1:06:22

history. You knew that. I didn't

1:06:24

know that. I didn't. I had to

1:06:27

ask. Okay. You know,

1:06:29

she's a killer. She's a... I

1:06:31

love... Okay. You

1:06:33

want to know where she went to? Yes, please. She went to

1:06:35

two. Okay. One of

1:06:37

them, of course, she went to this one. Central?

1:06:40

Western? Come on. What

1:06:42

kind of music? She went to alternative

1:06:44

high school? Alternative

1:06:47

high school, yes. What kind of

1:06:49

music? And

1:06:52

the other one, this

1:06:54

is one of the classic high schools that

1:06:56

I've been to. It

1:06:59

gets mentioned on... Henry Wisewood?

1:07:01

Nope. Scarlet? E.P.

1:07:04

Scarlet? No, come on. Not

1:07:07

Lord Beaver Rook, obviously. No, come

1:07:09

on. Western? Central? No, no. Four.

1:07:12

Can I tell you who else went to this high school? Yes. Mark

1:07:15

Tewkesbury. Swimmer. Okay. She's

1:07:18

like, now I will know. So,

1:07:20

it would have to be a high school

1:07:22

with a pool, is what I see here. I

1:07:25

don't know. Dana Merson? I

1:07:28

never heard of that. Why would you

1:07:30

know that? I didn't know it. Dana

1:07:33

Merson. Really, Wickenheiser? Wow,

1:07:35

wow. All of these people went to this

1:07:38

fucking high school? Yep. Ficed.

1:07:40

Wow. I thought the high school would be... Bishop.

1:07:43

Bishop Carroll. Bishop Carroll. Big

1:07:46

school. Big school. A lot of

1:07:48

big stars. Yeah, yeah, obviously. Mark

1:07:50

Tewkesbury. When you go by yourself,

1:07:52

do you dance? Or

1:07:54

do you stand there? I

1:07:56

don't know if you've heard this woman through your face. It

1:08:00

was really like, you know, that how you kind of imagine a

1:08:02

concert when you're a kid and

1:08:07

you're like, oh yeah, the audience sings along and they

1:08:09

sing apart and the singer sings apart,

1:08:11

but that never really happened. It happened.

1:08:13

Yeah. Oh, that's fine. I

1:08:15

think that's it. And then like there was like, you

1:08:17

know, like a clap along part where it was like,

1:08:19

you know, like not your regular clap along, it was

1:08:22

slightly more complicated and we nailed it. Oh,

1:08:24

no. Did she do like one and then you had to

1:08:26

be like two, two and then she's like... No,

1:08:28

it was just a clap, clap, clap, clap. Oh,

1:08:33

okay. Yes. I

1:08:35

find that when that happens, people really

1:08:37

keep the beat for a couple

1:08:39

of bars and then it starts

1:08:41

falling apart. The drummer is... Oh,

1:08:43

keeping it. Yeah. Yeah. And she was

1:08:45

like, she has this like loop where she was like

1:08:47

harmonizing with herself. It was good. She's great.

1:08:50

Check out... Spice. Spice.

1:08:52

What's your latest album? Multitudes.

1:08:55

Multitudes. Check out Multitudes. Yeah.

1:08:57

In stores, I assume. Target.

1:09:02

Target. Best Buy. Yeah. Anyway,

1:09:05

it was fun. Nobody

1:09:08

got hurt. Nobody got hurt. Everyone was in bed by 11.

1:09:11

Oh, there wasn't a mosh pit at this

1:09:13

one. Or was there? I don't believe so.

1:09:15

Oh, okay. Not from where I was standing. You

1:09:17

didn't see it though because there's somebody calling. I

1:09:21

was standing behind Cheryl Swoop. Good.

1:09:28

Good reference. How about you? What's going

1:09:30

on with you? Well,

1:09:33

this week, Dave did me

1:09:35

a very kind service in

1:09:37

informing me that on

1:09:40

a certain web streaming

1:09:42

app called Tubi... Oh,

1:09:44

okay. I forgot about it. ...that

1:09:47

there was episodes of Evening at the

1:09:49

Imbrough from the late 80s, early 90s.

1:09:51

I just got really excited. Yeah,

1:09:54

yeah, yeah. Yeah. I've

1:09:56

watched almost all of them. I think I have two left.

1:09:59

It only has... one season of that. And

1:10:01

then there was that other show that had Jenny

1:10:05

Jones on it. It was

1:10:07

sort of like evening. It had celebrity

1:10:09

hosts doing jokes. Yeah, well that's what

1:10:11

this does as well. Oh yeah, yeah,

1:10:13

yeah. So it's like one of them

1:10:16

was Christopher Plummer, which was weird. Because

1:10:18

he's not a comedian at all. And

1:10:21

then who else? Billy Crystal was one of them. There

1:10:23

was one I saw that had Timothy Leary. Oh,

1:10:26

that must be one of the ones I haven't seen. That

1:10:29

wasn't me at the improv. That was the other one I

1:10:31

told you. Oh, right. It had like John Stamos. Oh,

1:10:34

what's the other one? What is this one?

1:10:36

Well, I love that over evening at the

1:10:39

improv. Those were great. Like, yeah,

1:10:41

because there's some stinkers on there though, right?

1:10:44

On evening at the improv? Yes, absolutely. Oh,

1:10:53

my God. When did I send you this? Earlier

1:10:55

in the week. And it was

1:10:57

very kind because I

1:11:00

would never have known that this was on

1:11:02

a streaming service for free. Oh, yeah.

1:11:05

It's called

1:11:09

Improv Tonight. Improv Tonight. Oh,

1:11:11

the one I was watching evening at

1:11:13

the improv. But I will be watching

1:11:15

Improv Tonight. Yeah, John Stamos, Ricardo Montalbalm.

1:11:18

Oh, yes. Oh, also, Tubi has multiple

1:11:20

Yakov Smirnoff specials. Yes,

1:11:23

I know what I'm doing tonight. I

1:11:25

love it. There was, yeah, there was

1:11:28

Christopher Plummer. There was Shelley Winters. And

1:11:30

do they do material? They

1:11:33

do. Shelley Winters sang. Because

1:11:35

John Stamos was doing jokes.

1:11:37

Yeah. That's gonna be tonight's

1:11:39

watch. I'm really excited. Yeah,

1:11:43

it's the works

1:11:46

range from people you've totally heard

1:11:48

of before Jerry Seinfeld. Doing

1:11:50

his act about the

1:11:53

mirror effect, like putting a mirror makes the house

1:11:55

look bigger. Oh, yeah. And then you're like, who's

1:11:57

that guy over there that looks like me? Okay,

1:12:00

Joke. But he wasn't any better than any

1:12:02

of the other comics. Well, here's the thing about

1:12:04

Jerry Seinfeld. Watching

1:12:07

Seinfeld as a kid, I was like, well, this is the

1:12:10

greatest comedian. He has this whole

1:12:12

show, but his life is a comedian. And

1:12:14

even the stand-up is so good, they put it

1:12:16

in the show. Yeah, they have to. And

1:12:19

then you watch it now, and it's not

1:12:21

good. But it's

1:12:23

like there was no difference between him

1:12:25

and another guy that did similar observations.

1:12:27

They were all the same stew. Didn't

1:12:29

at that time a lot of people

1:12:32

do observational, though? Yeah, there

1:12:34

was a lot of observational and a lot

1:12:36

of, like, there were more characters. There

1:12:38

was a guy that he did a whole

1:12:40

character. First, he had, like, a Latin accent,

1:12:42

and then over the show he had a

1:12:44

Western accent, like a cowboy accent. On purpose?

1:12:46

Yeah, but then... Oh, my God, this sounds

1:12:48

great. Dave, yes! It was great. There's a

1:12:51

woman, I can't remember her name, but she

1:12:53

was so funny, and she

1:12:55

was one of the writers on Roseanne. Of

1:12:58

course, you can't remember her name. Yeah. Jerry

1:13:01

something. I can't remember any

1:13:03

of the comics' names, but...

1:13:07

Oh, it's great. It's great. If you

1:13:09

have Tubi, I can't recommend it at all.

1:13:11

No one has Tubi. It's for, like, is

1:13:14

it the thing through Rokin? I think it's free. Yeah. Oh,

1:13:17

yeah. And there's ads. They play the same ad

1:13:19

in every ad break, but... It's

1:13:22

perfect because it's a show that already had ad breaks

1:13:24

built in. But the one thing that I don't remember

1:13:26

them doing, and I feel like this

1:13:28

happens a lot when somebody's like, well, we've got

1:13:30

a camera, we've still got time, we'll

1:13:33

do... they did, like, shitty

1:13:35

sketches about

1:13:37

the staff that work there, the

1:13:39

staff talking to the... The staff, like the... Like

1:13:41

the barter. Barter, yeah, yeah.

1:13:44

And one of them was played

1:13:46

by... do you remember a show called

1:13:48

My Secret Identity? Yeah. Yeah, the

1:13:50

scientist from that was one of the staff

1:13:52

at the... He was an actor, and he

1:13:54

got put up. He put up, yeah, exactly.

1:13:57

He looked good, and I... Well, the scientist

1:13:59

was the co-star. of my secret identity

1:14:01

with Jerry O'Connell. Yes. I

1:14:03

wonder what high school he went to. He's not

1:14:05

Canadian. Yeah, he's not Canadian.

1:14:08

No. But yeah,

1:14:11

anyways, I implore everybody, get on

1:14:13

to me, watch this. The

1:14:15

only shame is that there's only one season because it

1:14:17

would just be like I'd watch a comedian a day

1:14:20

and really... Well, because I only told you this because

1:14:22

you've been looking for comedy at Club 54. I know.

1:14:25

And if anybody out there has got a lead on where I

1:14:27

can get my hands on some comedy at Club 54. I

1:14:30

thought you had it. No. I used

1:14:32

to watch that late night. Yeah. Is

1:14:34

there somebody who posted something

1:14:36

about like Mike Bullard's

1:14:38

whole... Every episode of Mike Bullard,

1:14:40

was that you on... I know. Okay, I thought

1:14:42

that was on a blocked party or something like

1:14:44

that, which you did an episode of. Oh

1:14:47

yeah, check me out. I did... After

1:14:49

recording last week's episode of this show, I recorded

1:14:51

an episode of blocked party and they did our

1:14:53

show where they did... They did

1:14:56

Overherds and they did Get to Know Us.

1:14:58

They were like, we're doing other shows formats

1:15:00

for February. And I was like, good luck

1:15:02

with ours. Good luck trying to

1:15:04

find a format in here. But

1:15:09

I feel like all the shows now with

1:15:12

the video component, they don't

1:15:14

have any format. They're just

1:15:16

chatting with celebrities. They'll have a thing

1:15:18

where they're like, we're talking about movies

1:15:21

or... Angels

1:15:23

in our society. We're talking about angels. What else

1:15:25

are we talking about? Are you guys talking about

1:15:28

podcasts? Yeah. No, Halle

1:15:30

Berry just came out. Oh, well she's

1:15:32

got one. Bieber came out with one.

1:15:34

Justin Bieber? Halle Bieber. Oh,

1:15:36

I thought you were talking about...

1:15:39

The actress, I know. I said it by mistake. She

1:15:41

just did... Hailey Bieber.

1:15:43

Hailey, whatever. It is...

1:15:45

Oh God. What's she up to?

1:15:47

Well, she has her own lip

1:15:50

gloss line. Okay. A

1:15:52

skin product. Nice. And

1:15:54

now she's doing this. Who's her first guest?

1:15:56

Don't say, Dave, I know you're looking. Who's

1:15:59

her first guest? Justin Bieber. No.

1:16:01

Alec Baldwin. Her

1:16:03

uncle. She's a uncle. It's a

1:16:06

female. Her uncle is Alec Baldwin.

1:16:08

You blow up her podcast. Oh,

1:16:11

uh, blow it up. Uh,

1:16:13

I, I, my internet's in the bathroom.

1:16:15

It's weird. Like they have, okay. It's

1:16:18

the size, the bathroom, I guess is the size of a

1:16:20

house. Like it's huge. Well, you know, I

1:16:22

mean, things have changed so much. We used

1:16:24

to read on the toilet. Now you're doing

1:16:26

podcasts. Yes.

1:16:31

So, okay. Movie or

1:16:33

music or other. I haven't,

1:16:35

I looked, I was, my internet's bad. So, I

1:16:37

haven't been able to find. Oh, she Simpson. She

1:16:40

said other Gwyneth Paltrow.

1:16:42

No. No, I, okay.

1:16:45

From other, like a reality show,

1:16:47

Kim Kardashian. Comedian. Uh,

1:16:50

I'm not right. Female.

1:16:55

You know, Kathy Griffith. No. Kathy

1:16:57

Griffin. Elaine

1:17:02

Boosler. Elaine

1:17:06

Boosler's one of those episodes. Oh,

1:17:08

yeah. Carol Leifer, Elaine Boosler. Um,

1:17:11

okay. Taylor Tomlin. You already talked

1:17:14

about on the episode. Oh, Chelsea

1:17:16

Handler. Yes. Oh, shit. I was

1:17:18

gonna say Mega Fox, but. Um,

1:17:22

and what did they just, they just talked about their

1:17:24

life or did there was a concert? It's a short

1:17:26

clip. It's Chelsea being. Nasty.

1:17:29

Yeah. Yeah. I was gonna say C,

1:17:31

but bitchy. And then. You

1:17:34

just can't wait to say that word. Yeah.

1:17:36

You're holding back, but you do have to

1:17:38

say something. Allie Haley. She just keeps dropping

1:17:40

food in her breath. Justin

1:17:43

Bieber comes and he's like a baby

1:17:45

bird. Yeah. It's so weird. What

1:17:48

are they eating? Like subs or something? They're

1:17:51

eating fruit. And you just say, keeps

1:17:54

going in there. Ramen noodles. She's

1:18:00

wearing like a weird lingerie. Am I gonna watch it?

1:18:02

Yes, of course. I have been wearing a

1:18:04

lingerie like crazy bra I don't know

1:18:07

she goes Model she gonna

1:18:09

wear whatever. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Yeah

1:18:14

Yeah, but like I said, I got

1:18:16

evening at the end Yeah,

1:18:19

I got the do you know the name of the

1:18:21

podcast is a lee tonight

1:18:23

probably yeah How

1:18:26

old is how old are the beavers? She is like

1:18:28

20 not 31. That's my guess 31 31 both of

1:18:30

them Justin

1:18:34

Bieber 20

1:18:36

29 Really? Yeah,

1:18:38

he's still in his 20s Wow. Yeah, hold

1:18:41

is she a 27. That's 20. Hope she

1:18:43

doesn't join that club No,

1:18:46

yeah, that's true. Just keep our fingers crossed

1:18:49

for the rest of the year jamming up

1:18:51

there with Jimmy Oh

1:19:05

You know the 27th was love right?

1:19:07

No, do you not know it's a

1:19:09

group mostly musicians or actors. I think

1:19:11

pretty much 33 No,

1:19:15

but like Chris Farley all of that. Oh,

1:19:17

maybe there's a 33 Club. Yeah. Yeah, it's

1:19:20

a 27 like Jimi Hendrix

1:19:22

Jim Morrison At

1:19:24

Jana shop, then drop when her Cobain the

1:19:26

band Amy Winehouse Anyway, it was the J

1:19:28

Club because of the names but then the

1:19:31

last two ruined it. Yeah Well,

1:19:33

Jesus should be an echo. Yes, please. 33.

1:19:35

They should call the 33 when the Jacob

1:19:39

um like 33 Club is a Private

1:19:43

dining club at various Disney parks.

1:19:46

Oh, okay. That's why I remembered it. Oh great

1:19:49

Yeah, the number is 33 Club does sound

1:19:51

like an establishment heavenly

1:19:53

establishment Chris Farley Belushi, I thought they were

1:19:55

31 33 one of the two Make

1:20:02

this work for Jane. Okay. Am

1:20:06

I going to do this? Are you a dialogue?

1:20:09

What's happening? Chris

1:20:13

Farley was 33. Oh, okay. There

1:20:15

you go. That's one. That's

1:20:18

one. Oh, and him and Jesus. So

1:20:20

that's two. And Jim

1:20:22

Belushi's still alive. John

1:20:24

Belushi was also 33. There

1:20:27

you go. That's

1:20:29

right. Well done. Well done. I

1:20:32

thought it was, yeah. I never heard the 27. I

1:20:34

know. Boom. Yeah. Okay.

1:20:38

It'll be all the better for it. Any other in the

1:20:40

33 Club? Captain

1:20:43

Ahab. I mean, it's really hard to figure

1:20:45

this out. I wonder

1:20:47

if there are other 27 Club

1:20:49

members of just people we've never heard of from

1:20:51

history. Well, yeah, plenty of people died at the

1:20:53

27. Okay. This

1:20:57

is the famous people who died at 33. Oh,

1:21:00

this is sad. No,

1:21:02

I'm not going to do it. Fair enough. Ava

1:21:05

Peron. Ava Peron. Okay, there

1:21:07

you go. That's officially a club. There's

1:21:10

four of them up there jamming with

1:21:12

Jimi Hendrix. Four Jimi Hendrix, we

1:21:14

got to jam with everybody that comes up there. He's

1:21:17

just 20. We're

1:21:19

out of date jamming. Gosh.

1:21:23

God rest his soul. Should

1:21:25

we move on to some overheard? Yeah,

1:21:27

please. Max

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checkmate. It's

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hard to explain what happens on Jordan Jesse Go. So

1:22:17

I had my kids do it. Thanks, we're

1:22:19

words. Thanks, we're words. Yeah, um, bad jokes.

1:22:21

Bad jokes? Bad jokes. Maybe

1:22:25

it's like you tell people

1:22:28

that you're gonna interview them and

1:22:30

then you just stay

1:22:32

there like really quiet

1:22:35

and try and creep them out. It's

1:22:38

just really boring. Because of

1:22:40

Jordan, right? Not me. Because

1:22:43

of both of you. Oh. Subscribe

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to Jordan Jesse Go. A comedy show for grownups.

1:22:54

Overheard. Overheard. It's

1:22:56

a segment where if you could be so

1:22:58

kind as to share your things that

1:23:00

you hear in the world with us, we'd be

1:23:02

oh so appreciative. And we always like to start

1:23:05

with the guest. Jane, do you have

1:23:07

an overheard? I do. Do

1:23:10

you want the one from last night? Or the

1:23:12

one from... What's up to you? Jane, we know

1:23:14

nothing. Yeah. Fuck. I

1:23:16

know one that happened last night. Do you want to do both? I

1:23:18

do. Yeah. Or do you

1:23:20

want to go two in a row? Do you want to go around the horn? I'll

1:23:22

go around the horn. Here we go. Okay,

1:23:25

so I joined a new gym. And

1:23:28

it's called Altia. And it's this

1:23:30

shushu shishi gym. And

1:23:33

it's like equinox. But yeah, like so much stuff.

1:23:37

You're looking at me like I know anything

1:23:39

about you. You know. The one that everyone

1:23:41

does spin and everything. Graham knows according to

1:23:43

Jim. That's what I

1:23:45

always secretly hope Jim claps. Okay,

1:23:49

so it has hot

1:23:51

Yoda... I love it.

1:23:59

My crush is getting hot. Oh, I think she's pretty. I

1:24:01

know it works. It works. She's

1:24:17

pretty. I think isn't that wrong? Isn't that

1:24:20

wrong enough? She

1:24:26

is, I think. Yeah, there you go. Yeah. Fine,

1:24:28

Dave. God. I

1:24:31

love hot yoga. Six pack? Yeah, he's

1:24:34

a long beautiful hair. No, I

1:24:36

like him big and big as the baby. And

1:24:45

hot yoga. Pop-a-laddies, all that

1:24:48

stuff. I joined it. And

1:24:50

they have a steam room and a sauna. And I love

1:24:52

that. And so I walked

1:24:54

in and there's two younger ladies and

1:24:56

they had the towels around them, but

1:25:00

brushed out. And I should be okay with nakedness.

1:25:02

This is a women only. Yeah.

1:25:04

Oh, no. The bathroom part is.

1:25:07

Oh, the sauna. Okay. And

1:25:09

I sat down and they started talking. And

1:25:12

one of them was like, I was going

1:25:14

to put stuff on TikTok. And the other one was

1:25:16

like, you said that. And it's just me. And then

1:25:18

I also wanted to tell them to stop talking because

1:25:20

it says no talking in there. I

1:25:23

wanted to be like, you're talking. And

1:25:25

they had so much filler and Botox, so much.

1:25:28

And she's like, I was going to take the new

1:25:30

coffee cup. But then

1:25:32

I already went viral. And the

1:25:34

friend was like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. And

1:25:37

I was like, what? And I looked at her too. And

1:25:39

then my look when I'm like, non-pressed, as you can tell.

1:25:42

I was like, and then her friend was

1:25:45

like, ha, ha, ha. And they were saying

1:25:47

hilarious. And they couldn't say hilarious because

1:25:49

they had so much filler. Like they couldn't go hilarious. And

1:25:53

they were like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Sorry,

1:25:56

I ruined the sample. It

1:26:01

was so I walked out. With

1:26:04

your towel, I'm out of here. I took

1:26:06

their towels too. Get those off of you. Yes. So

1:26:09

it was listening to a

1:26:12

really intelligent conversation. Yeah. That

1:26:14

they were gonna... I hope they put their coffee

1:26:16

cup on TikTok. I do. They're already went viral.

1:26:19

I don't know if it's

1:26:21

necessarily filler. I

1:26:24

think it's just that it's the accent.

1:26:26

Yeah, that's right. Wow. No,

1:26:28

I could tell with their lips. Like they had the... Hot

1:26:31

glue. Hot glue. Hot glue.

1:26:34

The coffee cup. Hot glue. You

1:26:37

smell like monkey monster. But

1:26:40

he's got kind of a pop eye face. He's

1:26:42

got one on him. Or

1:26:45

like Bill Murray from Jaddyshack.

1:26:47

That's what we got. I got all the

1:26:49

filler there. He

1:26:52

did have filler though. Yeah, that's how he

1:26:54

got that. Dave, do you have an oeuvre? Mine

1:26:56

is someone spoke to me. So

1:26:59

I was at Safeway. Yeah. There's

1:27:01

a guy in the checkout, a guy

1:27:03

working there at Cashier, who is like

1:27:06

30 and is usually pretty

1:27:08

quiet, but he strikes me as like a

1:27:11

huge stoner. And

1:27:14

normally he doesn't talk to me. But

1:27:17

on this day, he just had an

1:27:19

idea of what he wanted to talk

1:27:21

about. And I happened to be

1:27:24

there. And so

1:27:26

I was standing there while he

1:27:28

was beeping all my items. And he said, did

1:27:31

they ever make a TV show out of a

1:27:34

grocery store? They should. They

1:27:36

made a movie once. It

1:27:40

was about these items in

1:27:42

a grocery store. Some

1:27:44

of them went missing and they were wondering where

1:27:47

they went. And it was called Sausage Party. And

1:27:51

I say, oh yeah, yeah, it was a cartoon.

1:27:53

He said, yeah, but I wouldn't show it to

1:27:55

your kids, though. But

1:27:58

speaking of kids, ever since this...

1:28:00

Disney bought Star Wars, those movies

1:28:02

are for kids now. And

1:28:06

I was like, oh yeah. Like,

1:28:08

I might just put the cap or... Because

1:28:12

before, like, they used to, the

1:28:15

old ones, they weren't for kids. And

1:28:18

I was like, well, this is me making a point

1:28:20

to them. I was like, well, you saw them when

1:28:22

you were a kid, didn't you? Yeah, nice. He

1:28:24

goes, yeah, what I did get, my parents, they

1:28:27

gave me a lot of help. They told me

1:28:29

what was going on. Yeah, there was a lot of

1:28:31

chatter in that movie. And

1:28:34

I don't know, I think they should have just left

1:28:36

it at six movies. And

1:28:38

I said... It's like you're talking to my brother. And

1:28:42

I said, well, you know, some people think they should have

1:28:44

left it at three movies. And

1:28:46

he said, yeah, but the special effects got

1:28:48

better. Yeah. And

1:28:51

you'll like this, Jane. Because,

1:28:54

you know, I didn't like that

1:28:56

puppet Yoda. Hot

1:29:00

Yoda. Yeah. Anyway,

1:29:03

I really enjoyed that guy. That was great. I

1:29:06

liked that you were going, yeah, I always

1:29:08

do that too when someone's talking to me

1:29:10

and I'm like, I don't know. And you'll,

1:29:12

yeah, yeah. Well, you're kind of pulling

1:29:14

away on that. Well, I couldn't

1:29:16

pull away, my food was... I

1:29:20

wonder if he said that to everybody. I know,

1:29:22

that's what I wonder. That would be my favorite thing. That's

1:29:24

weird. That was his thing he just started. Oh,

1:29:26

yeah, like I wanna know, like... But

1:29:29

like also he's been, for at least a

1:29:31

year, he's been working in this store. Nothing.

1:29:34

Nothing, but also like just today it struck you

1:29:36

that maybe a TV show in a grocery store

1:29:38

would be a good idea. There

1:29:41

wasn't there a movie, no, I think, maybe

1:29:44

it was a grocery store where a couple,

1:29:47

not a couple, but a woman and a

1:29:49

man get locked in there overnight and she's

1:29:52

a babe and he's kind of a goof. But

1:29:55

it broke into the department store, I don't know. Don't know

1:29:57

who that was. Well, there's one where she's a

1:29:59

man who... No, no. Oh my

1:30:01

god, it's killing me. She's in the... I'm

1:30:06

gonna be where they do drugs. The

1:30:08

scene when they go ass to ass. Oh

1:30:11

yeah, oh yeah. Jennifer Connelly. Is it the

1:30:13

sure thing? Is that where... Yeah,

1:30:15

I think that's right. That's one of her

1:30:18

first movies. And she's writing on the mechanical...

1:30:20

It's in Target? Or Walmart. Yeah.

1:30:22

It was really bad. But there was also

1:30:24

a... Why do I know it

1:30:26

so... What was the one with Dax

1:30:28

Shepard and Jessica Simpson and Dane Cook? Oh

1:30:31

yeah. That was like a Costco. Yeah, okay. Yeah.

1:30:35

Well, there's Superstore, the TV show as well. I

1:30:37

like that you're... Which is also a Costco or

1:30:39

Walmart-style thing. Oh yeah. Your

1:30:43

go-to explanation of her is, you

1:30:45

know that movie where she's butt

1:30:47

to butt. I mean, probably

1:30:49

a lot of people would be like, oh yeah, I

1:30:51

know who you're talking about. You guys got it. We

1:30:53

got it right away. We got it right away. I

1:30:55

was going to go to the train TV show that

1:30:57

she filmed up here, that the movie... Oh, yeah, Thomas

1:30:59

the Tank Engine. Yeah. No,

1:31:02

if you will know, they're shot here in DC. Jennifer

1:31:06

Connelly, the beautiful Jennifer Connelly.

1:31:08

So pretty. Probably the most

1:31:11

iconic butt to butt shot of any film. I don't

1:31:13

remember it. Like, I saw that in the theater. I

1:31:17

was very troubled by it. It was such

1:31:19

a bummer. Yeah. I've seen it

1:31:21

once. Maybe they did that as a bit of levity at the

1:31:23

end of the movie. Yeah, two tracks.

1:31:26

But like, there's some things that are

1:31:29

iconic that I don't pick up on. Oh,

1:31:32

sure. Like, people

1:31:34

love in Christmas Vacation. People

1:31:36

love when he says, the

1:31:39

shitter's full. For

1:31:41

some people, that's what the entire movie is to them.

1:31:43

Yeah, that's true. If you just said that, I know

1:31:46

what you'd be talking about. Yeah. Not

1:31:48

the butt to butt? Not

1:31:50

the shitter's full for me. Although, nothing really

1:31:53

is iconic to me, I guess, about that

1:31:55

Requiem Verde dream. Oh, the

1:31:57

thing where they take a pill and then it...

1:31:59

like shows the thing and shows the thing. There

1:32:02

are irises going big. I feel like

1:32:04

that was used a lot. I don't know,

1:32:07

there is a sad mother. Oh

1:32:09

yeah, sad mother. Jared

1:32:11

Leto in one of his first

1:32:13

films that did well

1:32:16

as the theater. I

1:32:19

mean, was he in Fight Club before that? Oh

1:32:22

yeah. And I feel like Fight Club also would have done the

1:32:25

Irish going big. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Was he

1:32:27

in Fight Club? Yeah. I don't

1:32:29

remember that. Very briefly. Okay. Well,

1:32:31

he gets beaten up. He gets beaten to a pulp. Yeah.

1:32:34

But he still sticks around after his face is all mangled.

1:32:36

Yeah. They have to. He's been

1:32:38

in Fight Club. That's true. Yeah,

1:32:40

there's no walking away from Fight Club. You can't. I, my

1:32:42

overt is an over-seen. Okay. This

1:32:46

is a callback to, I feel like it was

1:32:48

a couple years ago that I saw the same

1:32:50

thing, but I was overjoyed to see it for a

1:32:52

second time, is I was walking,

1:32:55

just having a like, a good long

1:32:57

walk, and I was, where

1:33:00

there were like fences to my left, and

1:33:03

I looked over at a fence that

1:33:05

had a clothing line,

1:33:07

and how that had the

1:33:09

clothing line were several pairs of white

1:33:11

briefs that had crazy skid marks. I

1:33:14

knew you were going to say that.

1:33:16

But it just, I saw it years

1:33:18

ago, maybe last, seeing it again, was

1:33:21

just like the idea that whoever

1:33:23

did that was pissed off at the guy who saw

1:33:25

it. Oh, sure. Like, I'm going to hang him out

1:33:27

to drive so everybody could see it. But

1:33:30

yeah, it's happened again, and I'm pleased

1:33:32

to report it. Look, obviously I don't

1:33:34

have that problem, because Mad Muscles look

1:33:36

great. But

1:33:39

I can suggest to this person, try another

1:33:41

color of underwear. Right? No,

1:33:43

I'm a white, I'm specifically these white

1:33:45

underwear. I want to hold onto these forever.

1:33:49

I love that you think she's mad

1:33:51

at him. I got, he's doing

1:33:54

his laundry. That's

1:33:58

where I got like, okay, yeah. Yeah,

1:34:00

and also it was kind of a rainy day, too.

1:34:03

So that was the thing about clothesline. That was

1:34:05

a dude. Then it was a dude. Yeah. There

1:34:08

was no way that was a female. I don't know. I just

1:34:10

have a fantasy that it was somebody getting revenge on him for

1:34:12

something. Because the neighbors are like, did

1:34:14

you see the poops on their ass? That's

1:34:17

what he's known as in the block

1:34:19

of Skidmark. Oh, geez,

1:34:21

here comes Skidmark. By the way, I

1:34:25

definitely had people who had nicknames, like

1:34:27

secret nicknames. There

1:34:31

was a guy, here's one. I

1:34:35

think I probably told this before, a guy who we

1:34:38

worked together. But he was the only

1:34:40

one who used his private

1:34:42

computer. We all had computers

1:34:44

that we just used at work. There

1:34:46

was one computer that was his, but also sometimes other

1:34:48

people had to use it. And

1:34:51

one time I went on Google and the

1:34:53

recent search was bumps on penis. So

1:34:58

his nickname was Bump. Oh,

1:35:05

wow. Of all the things.

1:35:09

You're personal. And

1:35:11

in like 2006. Bump's on penis

1:35:14

feet. Now,

1:35:21

did I hear you have a second over

1:35:23

hurt? I do. Jane,

1:35:25

we'd love to hear. Okay, great. We're

1:35:27

gagging for it. Last night

1:35:30

I went by a good

1:35:32

friend of mine, Alexia. She just got a dog

1:35:34

and I had it for the

1:35:36

night. Anyways, she comes outside to

1:35:39

give me the dog and there's a guy there

1:35:41

and he's talking to my friend. And

1:35:45

he says, I don't

1:35:47

know what's going on, but I used to shoot out

1:35:49

what babies are made from and now it's Coca-Cola. And

1:35:53

she was a dog and I went, I gotta

1:35:55

go. And I laughed. I'm so upset. So

1:35:59

this is a guy. with a medical problem?

1:36:01

Yeah! But he's too timid to

1:36:03

say juice. But he

1:36:05

also said it to the right person. She's a nurse. Yeah.

1:36:08

Oh yeah. That's the best thing he could have

1:36:10

done. What did she say? Yeah. I drove

1:36:12

off. I was so disgusted. Well, you got

1:36:14

to follow up. Hopefully she gave him a little. Because there's

1:36:16

people. A shot? She just has it on her. Wait here.

1:36:19

There's people in our audience who are

1:36:21

wondering, you know. Yeah. Why

1:36:24

is my sperm like Coca-Cola?

1:36:27

Yeah. And why specifically Coca-Cola? I'm not

1:36:29

Pepsi. Yeah. I'm not going to be Pepsi. But like

1:36:31

is it fizzy? Joke. Yeah. Is

1:36:33

it fizzy or could you also just say coffee? Well,

1:36:36

you put ice cubes in it. It looks good. You

1:36:39

know, like those co-commercials. I

1:36:41

screamed. The window was open and I drove off. Very

1:36:45

immature of you, Jane. Well, I was

1:36:47

not. I didn't like it. This is a guy

1:36:49

just trying to figure out why his sperm is

1:36:51

brown, all of a sudden. And fizzy. He could

1:36:54

have made babies. Now he can't. Yeah. They're like,

1:36:56

how much gravy are you eating? Oh, yeah. How

1:36:59

do you know he can't make babies anymore? That's what he said. It

1:37:02

used to come out where babies. But I guess

1:37:04

it was clear. Now it's not clear. Well,

1:37:07

it's in the picture. Clear. It's so fuzzy coming

1:37:09

out of the picture. Isn't it clear? Oh,

1:37:12

no. Oh, Jane. Oh, Jane. I

1:37:15

don't understand science. When two women love each

1:37:17

other very much, they go butt to butt

1:37:19

style. I

1:37:22

didn't realize they loved each other. I

1:37:25

thought it was sort of like rock bottom. It

1:37:27

was a serious relationship. But

1:37:34

he sees the color change. But how did he know babies

1:37:36

can't be made? How many babies is he

1:37:38

making on a daily basis? Hundreds.

1:37:43

Well, you learned a lot today.

1:37:45

I think we all learned a lot today. We don't

1:37:47

need to do it anymore, over. Yeah, that was just amazing to

1:37:49

show you. We've got

1:37:51

some overheards from people out there in the world. If

1:37:54

you want to send one, eat then enter that. That's

1:37:56

Bly at maximumfun.org. This first

1:37:58

one comes from Jake from Calgary. I

1:38:01

was working on a construction site when I walked

1:38:03

past the guy talking to his apprentice and in

1:38:05

a strong Polish accent Which I can't do he

1:38:07

said sex and pierogies. That's

1:38:09

all you need. Yeah Name

1:38:12

another thing that you need. Oh like

1:38:15

mmm Like sour

1:38:17

cream. Yeah, you start creating fried onions fried

1:38:19

onions. Yeah. Oh man. When's the last time

1:38:22

you had a pierogi? Forever.

1:38:24

Yeah, there's a gluten-free ones. They're not as

1:38:26

good. No stop Are

1:38:28

you know, you don't like gluten? Something

1:38:31

called celiac. Yeah, you still eat some gluten

1:38:33

though. I have it forever Yeah, I've lost

1:38:36

a hundred pounds but free that I you

1:38:38

lost a hundred pounds. Yes Since

1:38:44

April like 2020 2020 is

1:38:46

the last time you had any any gluttons

1:38:48

before I get gluten periodically Yeah

1:38:51

for my parents because they don't care.

1:38:53

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and then how

1:38:55

long like if you had pizza How long is that

1:38:57

gonna stick around for I have

1:38:59

gluten-free pizza. Is it good? Yeah,

1:39:07

we Got

1:39:10

some pierogies in the freezer. Mm-hmm. Although I haven't

1:39:12

bustled them out this year. They're about a year

1:39:14

old now So are they still good? No If

1:39:17

they're frozen, no Why

1:39:19

are you talking about this is like you're my

1:39:21

parents. We'll have stuff from 2015

1:39:24

I think they're still fine. Yeah, I think they're

1:39:26

still fine too. They're freezer burn if

1:39:29

you like open house That's freezer burn. Then no I'll

1:39:31

freeze your burn the same color as pierogies. That's hard

1:39:33

to tell white

1:39:36

clear clear For

1:39:39

what so what what

1:39:42

am I gonna get freezer burn disease? Yeah. Yeah

1:39:45

You like the people Winter's

1:39:49

coming you could be like a frozen. Oh,

1:39:51

yeah winter walker. Is that what they're called?

1:39:53

I feel like I never watched I never

1:39:55

know. I watched the last episode because you went winter

1:39:57

walkers Guys, is that right?

1:40:00

winter this

1:40:03

next one comes from Emma from Vancouver

1:40:05

my overheard comes from a local

1:40:08

dollar store where my little boy where a

1:40:10

little boy sorry was loudly protesting behind his

1:40:12

mom as they walked away from the toy

1:40:14

section I overheard her say I said

1:40:16

no which the boy responded but

1:40:18

mom I'm not asking for weapons I'm

1:40:20

just asking for this skeleton mask you

1:40:24

didn't say anything about skeleton mask and

1:40:26

if you don't want me to have a gun I was

1:40:29

at a different grocery store the other day and

1:40:31

the woman had a kid

1:40:33

in a stroller and two other kids that were like running

1:40:35

around oh my god and could not get no we're not

1:40:37

getting that and they would like walk

1:40:39

around and start opening so no we're not getting that put

1:40:41

that bag and then the

1:40:44

the cashier was like I know what to do

1:40:47

we have would you guys

1:40:49

like some stickers and the kids went right

1:40:51

over nice and but the the boy went

1:40:53

immediately and was like put it in the

1:40:55

backs of his hands towards her like put

1:40:58

the stickers on my hand this

1:41:02

is where they're going anyways we come at the

1:41:04

middle man if you

1:41:06

got a sticker where would you put it like when you were a kid would

1:41:08

you put it on school book you put

1:41:10

it on your shelf binder photo book I

1:41:13

had like a sticker collection I had some

1:41:15

of the scratching sniffs so many yeah that

1:41:17

was like a lot of money spent on that not

1:41:19

very much but like a lot yeah I think

1:41:22

you could yeah you could really win over a

1:41:24

kid with stickers stickers are way more

1:41:26

common these days like they're making a huge comeback but

1:41:28

also like they're not they're just come with other stuff

1:41:30

like you get so many sick like we have more

1:41:32

stickers than we'll ever stick in our lives my kids

1:41:34

are trying though you check out the back you know

1:41:37

if you're a grandfather and then you could really

1:41:42

dole them out you know yeah yeah

1:41:44

these are the stickers of my sure

1:41:46

do you kids remember frickin

1:41:49

I can't have a big cup of pig and

1:41:51

stuff the

1:41:54

last one come I was trying to think of

1:41:56

Abby Hatcher fuzzly catcher What

1:42:01

is that? It's a current show. Is

1:42:03

it on a Disney? Yeah, it's on a streaming. I

1:42:05

think it's maybe on Netflix. A

1:42:08

kids show? A kids show? Is that what it

1:42:10

is? Yeah. Okay, I don't

1:42:13

know. Happy Hatcher Fuzzly Catcher? Yeah, it

1:42:15

sounds good. Sounds really good. Catching

1:42:17

Fuzzlies to give them hugs? What

1:42:19

the fuck are Fuzzlies? I don't

1:42:21

know. Don't fuck a Fuzzly. Don't

1:42:25

fuck a Fuzzly after midnight. This

1:42:29

last one comes from Phil A parts unknown. Overheard

1:42:32

a mother and child's conversation as they ran out

1:42:34

of a building. Kid, why are we running? Mom,

1:42:36

I don't want to be late. Of all the

1:42:38

places to be not late to, it

1:42:40

is karate. You

1:42:44

show up late, like too late to that?

1:42:46

Yeah, you don't get any boards to chop.

1:42:48

You're going to be late to the dojo

1:42:51

cat. They

1:42:55

start saying, yeah, you're like, I missed high. The

1:43:00

day I left of yah. Is

1:43:02

it one of those places that locks the door too? Which

1:43:05

is like certain things that do

1:43:07

that, right? Yeah, hot yoga. I

1:43:09

got you. That happened last week.

1:43:12

At this club, was this the saunas were coed or

1:43:14

different? Saunas were ladies. That's

1:43:17

in the bathroom. Okay. Like

1:43:20

change room. Yeah. Nice. Yeah.

1:43:24

Sauna and hot tub? Like whirlpools? Hot tub,

1:43:26

that'd be weird. Gross. Hot tub,

1:43:28

no, sauna steam room. Saunas and steam room, okay. Yeah. Saunas,

1:43:31

you're drying yourself out, steam room, loosening things up. I'm

1:43:33

fine with a hot tub, like at the Airbnb in

1:43:35

Salt Spring, that's fine. I don't like a public hot

1:43:37

tub, like at a rec center. Gross. A

1:43:40

pub tub. I mean, probably now I

1:43:42

would agree with you, but young Graham

1:43:44

was hopping in. Hopping in that, going in the

1:43:46

water, going back in the hot tub, going back

1:43:48

in the water. You loved it? Oh, it's the

1:43:50

best. In addition to the overhears that

1:43:52

are written, and we also, we gotta get this show

1:43:54

over. In addition to

1:43:56

the overhears that are written, and we also accept your phone calls. If you

1:43:59

want to call us, we'll be right back. Plus our phone number is 1-844-779-7631.

1:44:04

That's one. Ugh. Spypod.

1:44:07

One like these people have. Hey

1:44:13

Dave, Graham Impossible Guest. This is Danny

1:44:16

in Chicago. I'm

1:44:18

just leaving the gym and an

1:44:20

employee came out of the break room

1:44:23

and said to another, Hey Greg, there's

1:44:25

donuts in here. And he responded, No

1:44:27

way, that's cop food. I

1:44:29

go, COCKFOOD? Cop food. Oh,

1:44:32

I thought he said COCKFOOD too! You can

1:44:34

stick your thing in there. I guess you

1:44:36

can stack a few on top as you're.

1:44:38

Oh my god. I

1:44:40

believe it was cop food. Cop

1:44:42

food, yeah. As protesting the. He

1:44:44

hates the man. Yes. The

1:44:47

bastards, all cops are bastards he says. Yeah, a

1:44:50

sin blue line, etc. I

1:44:52

get it. Yeah, no way man. He's

1:44:54

worse at the gym. He knows how hard it is

1:44:56

to lose weight. He's seen it all the time. It's

1:44:59

the worst. They also have to look pretty

1:45:01

good if you're a trainer. Oh sure, and

1:45:03

cops too. Yeah,

1:45:06

I mean it would be very suspect if

1:45:09

you're a trainer. It's very up to heavy

1:45:11

breathing all the time. When after any demonstration.

1:45:13

But he's also a dick to you as

1:45:15

well. Yeah, you get him Shane. She

1:45:18

thinks it's so easy. Oh

1:45:21

man. I'm trying to

1:45:23

think of something, trying to come up with a joke.

1:45:25

It's like the TBL, the

1:45:27

sin blue line and the BBL, Brazilian

1:45:30

butt lift. Is there anything there?

1:45:33

There's something there. Yeah. You

1:45:35

know what? Give me 50 jokes

1:45:37

about it. By Friday? By Friday, on

1:45:39

my desk. Next phone call. Hey

1:45:42

guys. Hey. Calling from Kingston,

1:45:44

Ontario. A group of folks,

1:45:47

younger, well to me, middle

1:45:50

aged maybe, hipster

1:45:52

types. We're

1:45:55

talking about wheels of cheese. One

1:45:58

of them disgustedly threw up their head. hands

1:46:00

and says, the chief

1:46:02

literacy in this country is disgusting. Off

1:46:04

I go. That's

1:46:06

great. That's true though. Yeah,

1:46:09

I guess. Have you

1:46:11

seen those videos that are like,

1:46:15

it'll be rapid fire. I've

1:46:18

mostly seen them in French and they'll be asking

1:46:20

someone like a bunch

1:46:22

of French food like croissant or,

1:46:25

you know, creme brulee, croissant

1:46:27

and like giving them two options until

1:46:30

they determine what their favorite food

1:46:32

is. I saw one that was just

1:46:34

cheeses and it went to like really

1:46:36

super specific cheeses. And what was it?

1:46:38

What's the winning cheese? I can't remember.

1:46:40

I have terrible cheese literacy. It's embarrassing.

1:46:42

I have a cheese literacy of like

1:46:44

a fourth grader. I liked that that

1:46:46

guy, he was describing several different things

1:46:48

at once. Younger, middle aged, hipster. Yeah,

1:46:54

flappers. What is American cheese? I

1:46:57

thought it was like Kraft and that is it

1:46:59

Kraft Singles? Yeah, no, it's

1:47:02

an orange. It's not a cheddar. It's

1:47:04