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Hey Story Pirates Podcast Listeners li

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here: Are you forget bull person?

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Have you ever needed to be

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reminded over and over to do

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something really simple? If so, you're

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going to relate to the main

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character in today's news story coming

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up after some quick words for

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the grown ups. Hey

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Grown Ups! If you live

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in the Midwest United States,

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podcast in Peter Hosting in

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Field: Indiana. Milwaukee in

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Madison, Wisconsin featuring Peter

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Skokie and Juliet Illinois

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also featuring Peter. We

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really would love to

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see you there. that

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ticket link again his

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story pirates.com/live. Mama.

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Shout. Hey

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Grown Ups, if you're a fan

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of comedy. there's a brand new

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podcast from our friend Justin Bartho

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that I wanted to tell you

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about. You may remember Justin from

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episode seven the season. he's the

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treasure hunter at the Met and

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as you heard he seriously funny

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actor. Justin shows called King of

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the Egg creme in. In addition

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to Justin it has just the

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most incredible cast. Again, this shows

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just for Grown Ups and probably.

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Older kids grown ups. You can

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take a listen yourself and see

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what you think. but if you're

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a fan of hilarious stuff and

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well told stories, you will probably

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wherever you get your podcasts. And.

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Now back to the south. And

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I'm told has no way. I imagine. It

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makes me fear cause. Don't.

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Worry about the that not to say that

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positive. I. Read

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Muslim my story for find yourself

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out there now. We'll probably never

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now. Welcome

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back to the Three Bars Podcast.

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The main character in Today's News

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Story has a problem see keeps

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forgetting something in. what I love

3:06

about this story is that the

3:08

kid author who wrote it didn't

3:10

just decide that their main character

3:13

should be forgetful. They made their

3:15

main character forget the single most

3:17

obvious thing possible, something most people

3:20

would never forget. And that is

3:22

what makes this story so funny.

3:24

Here's the author to. Introduce it.

3:28

Hi my name is Eric and ten years old

3:30

and I live in Ontario. And. Mister

3:33

mean. For

3:40

a neighbor morning seen, say Lauren. I

3:42

couldn't help but notice that you're having

3:44

to work three minutes and forty two

3:47

seconds earlier than normal today. That's quite.

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Observe A W. How we do live

3:51

here and notice fill a town that prides

3:53

itself on one thing. Noticing.

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Yes, I've noticed.

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us Very

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good. Say, speaking of noticing things,

4:03

you still work for Mr. Man,

4:05

our town's mayor, yes? Yes,

4:08

I do. Then I assume you've

4:10

noticed that almost every single day

4:12

now, the mayor has forgotten to-

4:14

Yes, Gene! We all have. We're

4:17

working on it. Well, let's just hope he figures

4:19

it out before the big town fair, which is

4:21

only in two days. Well, if

4:24

you'll excuse me, you've probably noticed that

4:26

I'm in a rush. I did.

4:28

To work. Morning,

4:31

Madam Vice Mayor. Morning, Steve. Any

4:33

calls for me? Nothing for you.

4:36

Just the usual complaints from citizens

4:38

about you-know-who forgetting his you-know-what. Well,

4:40

fingers crossed that today is the

4:43

day he remembers to- Good

4:45

morning, everyone! Ugh! Mr.

4:47

Man! Huh? Did I forget something? Yes!

4:49

You forgot to put on your pants!

4:53

You're right! These are underpants. Man, I

4:55

really thought I was going to notice

4:57

today. Mr. Man, what if this happens

5:00

during the town fair? I'd be devastated.

5:02

Hey, can you grab my emergency pants,

5:04

please? Sure thing. Here

5:07

you go, sir. Thank you! Ahh,

5:10

there. Sir, you're wearing them like a belt.

5:13

I don't think this is an- More angry messages today,

5:15

I assume? Yes, sir. I'll play a

5:17

few. Hey, this is

5:19

Rog down at Rog's Flowers and all

5:21

that good stuff. Yeah, today the mayor

5:24

came in to pick out flowers for

5:26

the town fair, but he showed up

5:28

pantsless! Hi, this

5:30

is Maritha from Make-Re Delights by Maritha.

5:32

The mayor was supposed to stop by

5:34

for the unveiling of my newest cupcake,

5:36

but he just showed up in flower

5:38

boxes! Hey, hey,

5:40

hey, hey, it's Carla from the radio station.

5:43

The mayor came in to record a message

5:45

about the town fair today. Signs,

5:47

pants. Now, I know that listeners

5:50

couldn't see him, but this is

5:52

notice bill, so I'm sure they

5:54

noticed that I sounded like I

5:56

was talking to a pantsless man.

5:59

Also, we're on the- the air right now so

6:01

now they definitely know. Up next, listeners,

6:03

here's all the little details

6:08

by J talking

6:53

about. Think harder,

6:55

Mr. Man, what

6:57

haven't you noticed?

7:00

Huh? Have I always

7:02

lived next door to that haunted looking

7:04

house with a sign in front that

7:06

says, Relda the Witch, maker of potions

7:08

to solve weird problems including but not

7:11

limited to forgetting one's pants? Cause

7:13

it's very distracting. Quiet

7:16

over there, I'm thinking.

7:18

Sorry. Sheesh. Well, I

7:21

guess I'm not solving this problem

7:23

tonight. Let's see what happens tomorrow. Good

7:27

morning, Steve. Do you think

7:29

he remembered today? I sure hope so.

7:31

The fair is tomorrow. Also, we're running

7:33

out of emergency pants. Hey,

7:35

everyone, look. I remembered my pants.

7:37

Wow, you actually did. Yeah, except

7:40

you're holding them in your hand instead of

7:42

wearing them. Oh, I knew

7:45

something felt off. You drove all the

7:47

way to City Hall and didn't notice you

7:49

were holding them? Yes, I was so excited

7:51

to remember that I walked to work

7:53

and said hello to nearly everyone in

7:56

town. No wonder people seem so upset.

7:58

Mr. Man, We have to solve. This problem. but

8:00

I just don't know what to do. Last

8:02

night I tried. To think of a solution

8:04

but everything I came up with was a

8:06

bad idea. Like taping my pants on, are

8:08

having my pants walk me like a dog

8:11

was are going to the house next door

8:13

where a which makes potions that specifically help

8:15

people to remember to wear pants. Wait what

8:17

was the last one? Oh nothing. I just

8:19

thought if I were a dog collar that

8:21

I'd not that one. Which one the which

8:23

one? That's what I'm asking. Know the one

8:25

with the which during the one with a tape.

8:27

I told you the role as almost empty. Man

8:30

you should go to the which is how to get

8:32

a potion to help you remember your pants. Were

8:37

just how sir, lots your.

8:40

Own. Sister Road. What would

8:42

I do without you to

8:44

know he's wearing them like

8:46

a cape? Let's go. Here.

8:49

We are at the which is house. I'll knock

8:52

on the door. Ah,

8:55

Ha! Oh hello neighbor whom

8:57

I've always noticed lives here.

8:59

We're here to buy a

9:02

potion. Come on. One.

9:05

Rather your house is suge on

9:08

the inside see sizes bigger than

9:10

all of you know is is.

9:12

What's Rosa? Let's get down to

9:15

business. I can't seem to remember

9:17

to wear my pants. The townspeople

9:19

are very upset with me in

9:22

a town ferris tomorrow and you

9:24

help me of com. O. Have

9:26

a health center right? Wonderful

9:29

Amish was a cost five thousand.

9:32

Five thousand bucks. When did he

9:35

start drinking water? How did we

9:37

not notice that is rubbing off

9:39

on us or old? Are you

9:41

drive a hard bargain but here

9:43

you go. Five thousand bucks here

9:45

not wearing pants were with keeping

9:47

all that jazz. He has a

9:49

a potion. Bottoms Up!

9:52

Go to Google Brooklinen. Thank

9:56

you so much Matilda

9:58

tomorrow. Good

10:02

morning citizens and welcome to the

10:04

first ever notice filled town fair.

10:07

To get things off I'd like

10:09

to welcome to the Sage a

10:11

man that we all hope is

10:14

wearing pants and to the even

10:16

so nervous oh right he was.

10:18

He's welcome our mayor visit. My

10:23

goodness, Mr. Me in

10:26

his pants. At.

10:33

Math. Thank you citizens I couldn't

10:35

have done. It without you. We love

10:37

you man. Yeah. I

10:40

notice. Notice:

10:46

Well I'm sorry this new notice. kids

10:48

are backwards sees. Don't. Ruin

10:50

it. Sorry. See I. Will.

10:54

Be right back. After a few words for the

10:56

grownups, Say

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call. Him

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or. Herself

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from Clara a six year old

16:20

in Indiana. We have a story

16:22

called the girl who didn't like

16:24

her house and this is pretty

16:26

sure it's odd as read the

16:28

whole thing him. Once upon a

16:31

time there was a girl who

16:33

didn't like her house. I do

16:35

not like my house my else

16:37

does not have any cookies. My

16:39

house has spiders all over the

16:41

house. It is prefer using here

16:43

is smells he said mosquitoes I

16:45

have to play with bugs is

16:47

okay see and. I love

16:49

this story clear of so my question

16:51

is at the very end since he

16:54

says it's okay with the question Marks:

16:56

Does that mean that he realizes that

16:58

C Santa likes playing with bugs? I

17:01

mean I do either way, Sinks or

17:03

Senate as a player on mix up.

17:05

We have a brand new superhero from

17:07

Penny in a year old and New

17:10

Jersey and Penny superhero is named Super

17:12

Smell In Super Smell Superpower is that

17:14

he can feel like anything she wants

17:16

to smell like. So basically

17:18

if super smell nice to defeat a

17:21

villain needs us, have to figure out

17:23

what the villains least favorite smell is

17:25

and then they smell like that and

17:28

then the villain goes away. In this

17:30

case it was a dinosaur. and the

17:32

dinosaurs least favorite smell is you guess

17:35

it's farts. Great work Penny! And finally

17:37

for Maxwell a nine year old in

17:39

the Uk we have a story called

17:42

all Joe Wants It and I never

17:44

thought that I would learned this from

17:46

someone in the Uk. but. Did

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you know that Benjamin Franklin

17:50

hates broccoli? Yes, it's true.

17:52

Also, Benjamin Franklin is a

17:54

dog. I don't think that

17:57

birds true, but in the

17:59

story it. The

18:01

find out what I mean by

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that you are going to have

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to read Maxwell story to read

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all of these roll call stories.

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Just had to Story bar.com/podcasts and

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now it's time for you to

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since submit kids stories as Story

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Pirates Saw com and remember we

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respond to every single story we

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the. That's

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it for today's episode. Thanks for

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listening and a big thanks to

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Iris to these author. Will be

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back next week with another brand

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new episode. In till then, stay

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creative and stay timed. The

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story there's. Enough

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Story Studio Executive produced by Me

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was produced by Sam Their Misery,

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by the A Bear at the

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theme song was written by far

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