In this episode Daniel Spencer joins me and we have a wonderful time talking about a young child’s make-up crimes, Captain Breakfast, an endless supply of Rick Shaws’, the preferred transit options of the Bermuda Triangle, how shitty McDonald’s is, the chemicals in the air that turn the birds gay, eating the rich, the Paul Blart Mall Cop convention in Pauleigh North Carolina, the eldritch god of drawing dicks, and a fight entertaining enough to steal cornbread for. Plus we play a riveting game of Fuck Marry Kill: Florida Man Edition!

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