0:15

Hello.

0:17

It's Brian, and I'm here. I'm

0:19

here to do street fight tonight,

0:24

calling in, you know,

0:26

are gonna call in,

0:29

you know, I need calls. I

0:31

have one call in the queue, so

0:34

it fits four more. So

0:36

if you've ever wanted to

0:38

get in, get in.

0:42

Last night, I was like, hey, I'm gonna go

0:44

ahead and

0:46

Play my mic. It's

0:49

fucking gross. I It's

0:51

so You want me to gross

0:53

your brother fuckers out. I'm gonna take you some

0:55

right now. When

0:59

I was smoking,

1:01

look at it. I don't know if you'll be able to see

1:03

it. Just look into your

1:13

Is that not the hostess

1:15

fucking shit you have ever seen

1:17

in your life. Like, I was trying to clean

1:19

it with a fucking toothbrush

1:22

and alcohol. Shit won't come off.

1:25

It is so

1:27

nasty. I ordered

1:29

new one new new gimmicks

1:32

for the mic, but that's the grossest. It's

1:34

from when I smoke. It's like,

1:36

you know, you go run outside, you smoke a

1:38

cigarette, you run back in, and you talk into

1:41

the mic So,

1:44

yeah, very gross. It

1:46

has been I don't What is an

1:48

psychic gasoline? Says I need an ultra

1:51

for sonic

1:52

ah cleaner.

1:54

I'm just gonna buy a new thing. They're,

1:56

you know, they're eight bucks. You know?

1:58

You can buy a fucking

2:00

new whatever

2:02

this thing is on the end of the mic

2:04

for eight dollars, and I bought two. I

2:06

don't smoke anymore. And

2:09

so I don't think it's gonna cause

2:12

much of a problem.

2:14

the Like,

2:15

I probably won't happen anymore.

2:18

What's up max over thruster? How

2:20

are you?

2:22

Forever since breakfast as he

2:24

still me, Grayson, says

2:26

the pop filter for the mic. No. It's

2:28

not a pop. I hate those fucking pop filter.

2:31

And I know I know. I'm

2:33

a professional. I should do it, but I really

2:35

like the way the mic looks.

2:37

I love an s m fifty eight baby.

2:39

And

2:39

and Yeah.

2:41

It's a it's an incredibly gross

2:43

incredibly

2:43

gross microphone. III

2:46

just

2:46

I couldn't fucking believe it. Scyk

2:48

gasoline saying, feeling extremely

2:51

pro worker and I new boss is turning

2:53

out to be an absolute spineless company,

2:55

Shil, who actually thinks we get

2:57

paid too much on holidays. And I know

2:59

you're in

3:02

I I know you are in what's

3:04

it called,

3:06

retail. So that

3:08

fucking sucks.

3:10

When I worked at jewelry, we called that

3:12

shit that came out of rings and necklaces, cheese.

3:16

That's what it looks like. I mean, for the

3:18

people that can't hear that

3:20

can't see it because they're watching the

3:22

show or they're listening to the show,

3:25

on as a podcast. It is it's

3:28

foul. It's fucking nasty.

3:30

Luther Jennings says, hey, Brian, Have you guys

3:32

solidified plans for a POD cast meet

3:34

up at sick new world? I am going

3:36

to be at sick new world. I

3:38

have VIP tickets, and

3:41

I will get

3:43

my ass. I will be there. And I

3:45

will hang out. I will be in in

3:47

in Las Vegas to see corn

3:49

and, you know, every new metal

3:51

band that's not limp basket.

3:54

So But

3:56

yeah, I what I tried to do

3:58

is so anyway,

3:59

wake up today

4:02

or yesterday. I'm out my walk. And,

4:04

you know, it's Ohio State Michigan Dang.

4:07

And

4:10

it

4:10

can be extremely

4:14

fucking.

4:14

It could be extremely What's

4:17

the thing? It it

4:19

could be crazy here. And

4:21

so I was like,

4:24

Alright.

4:25

I'm gonna go take a walk. I'm

4:27

gonna I'm gonna walk on Ohio State campus.

4:29

Home game, apparently very important

4:31

game. And I was

4:33

like, I I don't watch football. I I

4:35

said this on Twitter today. On Thanksgiving,

4:37

my dad goes. Hey,

4:39

Brian, how do you think your Michigan

4:41

wolver warrines are gonna do

4:44

because I wore a Michigan Wolverine

4:47

starter jacket for

4:48

the entire tenth and eleventh

4:50

grade year.

4:52

because it made people fucking

4:55

crazy.

4:56

So I I

4:58

would wear because I you

5:00

know, was I've I've I've always been

5:02

Brian, baby. I've always been

5:04

a I've always

5:06

been that kind of dude.

5:09

So there's

5:11

oh, there's call damn. So

5:13

something happened here. I didn't see how many calls we

5:15

had. So we're gonna have to start taking calls

5:17

in just a second. but I wanna just tell

5:19

this story. I

5:20

got like I

5:21

was like, I'm gonna walk this and it's gonna

5:23

be fifty eight degrees. I'm gonna take this

5:25

nice walk. You know?

5:28

So I take this walk and

5:30

I go, I'm talking twenty

5:32

miles, sixteen. It was sixteen. I

5:34

don't like to

5:35

exaggerate on mileage.

5:37

So

5:37

anyway,

5:38

I go I

5:41

go that, I go sixteen

5:43

miles and I'm probably mile

5:45

thirteen, I would say, by

5:47

the way, no chaos for

5:49

the Ohio State Michigan game because Ohio

5:51

State lost.

5:52

Like, just

5:53

it

5:54

doesn't people think it leads to

5:56

riots, but

5:58

it actually leads to

6:00

apathy. and

6:01

everybody getting

6:03

depressed and the

6:04

game ruining everybody's day

6:06

and party. So it just as

6:09

I was walking, I was like, man, everybody

6:11

looks fucking sad. This doesn't seem

6:13

fun. So I have to explain

6:16

to people like like

6:18

my dad. I was like, I only watch fake sports

6:20

dude. So I mean,

6:22

honestly, Ohio State would win

6:25

if we were watching fake sports and they would

6:27

win in dramatic fashion. So

6:31

my foot starts hurting. Now,

6:34

I

6:34

don't

6:35

think

6:36

the I

6:37

can explain how it feels. But

6:39

I think when you do

6:41

that pain scale, motherfuckers

6:44

do. I did not watch survivor series

6:46

looter meetings. I I can't I

6:48

can't sit down and watch that that company.

6:51

But and also my wife would have killed me if

6:53

I'd have said, hey, we're watching four hour pay per view tonight

6:55

after I watch or our pay per view last week,

6:58

but anyway, I my

7:00

foot is just killing me and

7:02

I think it's a fracture.

7:05

Maybe

7:05

I don't know. I'm not a doctor,

7:07

but I know that when I broke my

7:10

wrist, it hurt like

7:13

heavy, bad. You know,

7:15

really bad. So I get

7:17

up today and I'm like,

7:20

tell my wife, I'm like, I gotta take it

7:22

easy today, man. I think my foot's

7:24

fucked up.

7:25

And

7:27

it's not the diabetes thing

7:29

than I thought it was. It's not the sciatica.

7:31

It's like real pain in my foot.

7:34

So she's like, well, why don't you take it easy?

7:37

So I do take it easy. I fucking

7:39

sit up here and work. I came

7:41

up

7:42

in this room right now

7:45

that I'm sitting in And I fucking

7:47

worked

7:49

today.

7:50

I getting some stuff together this

7:52

week

7:53

on the Patreon, We're

7:56

gonna make sure that gut shot gets

7:58

a video. We're gonna we're

8:00

gonna

8:00

post gut shot as a video. I'm

8:02

recording a special

8:04

the I'm

8:06

recording a special Christmas show

8:08

with The Block Party guys,

8:10

where we're gonna watch a video. We'll post the

8:12

whole video.

8:14

And

8:14

so I'm like, I'm gonna take it easy.

8:17

And

8:18

she's like, okay, she

8:20

goes to the grocery store. I fucking run

8:22

out the door walk six miles.

8:24

which

8:24

has taken it easy for me,

8:27

but boy did it hurt. And now I'm

8:29

in, like, all kinds of pain.

8:30

But I'm just gonna take it easy

8:33

tomorrow, I think. I've

8:34

convinced myself now the new

8:36

thing with me,

8:38

though is

8:39

that like I hi

8:43

convinced myself that

8:45

I will not sleep.

8:48

If I don't walk,

8:50

And

8:50

that's the fucking problem

8:52

right there. I won't

8:54

I won't burn enough

8:57

energy If

8:58

I don't take

9:00

a ridiculously long walk

9:02

in order for me to fall asleep

9:04

at night. So when I'm laying in

9:06

bed at night and I just watched six

9:08

miles like I did today, if I don't fall

9:10

asleep, I'm only laying in

9:12

bed at

9:13

fucking two thirty in the morning going

9:16

like this. Should've fucking walked longer,

9:18

man. Should've done twenty miles, baby.

9:20

That was a fool's errand. That

9:22

was a huge mistake. So

9:25

I don't

9:25

know. I know I don't

9:27

give you guys the peek into my stupid

9:29

dumb brain as much anymore because

9:31

we're busy. We're we're

9:33

talking about you

9:34

know,

9:35

how to be a patriot, how

9:38

to be No. It's

9:40

not Trump mindset though. Right?

9:42

the exercise

9:44

does help you sleep. That's the things,

9:46

Zachary. That's what I'm saying. And,

9:48

like, that's what I think is the

9:50

new thing. I think I'm just I've convinced

9:53

my self that

9:55

I will not I just I have

9:57

to I have to move all day

9:59

or I won't

9:59

fall asleep.

10:01

the and I

10:01

don't know what it I I guess I could

10:04

lift lift weights or

10:06

something like that, but so

10:08

and I'm not gonna j o, Matt. MAX Over

10:10

THROUGH ...MAX Over THRuster says,

10:12

instead of Walking, TRY marathon J.

10:14

O. Second. Hey,

10:16

a a kid in his house. Well,

10:18

she's eighteen.

10:19

But, you

10:21

know, I will

10:23

never be less of a goofball Hank

10:25

in a chair. Let's take some fucking calls.

10:27

Right. Answer some fucking calls. I just wanted to

10:29

talk to you all today. And, yes,

10:32

thank you, Psyche, gasoline. He

10:34

says, oh yeah, we put together the

10:36

clues. Look. I'm

10:38

getting normal as the days

10:40

go. I've been talking to my buddy,

10:43

Karen Guyer, who who

10:45

She

10:45

co hosted with me recently,

10:48

and she is doing the

10:50

ketamine treatments and letting me know that it

10:52

has extremely helped her.

10:54

So I'm really happy for her

10:56

too.

10:56

And anybody who does it

10:58

and gets their life sort

11:00

of squared away. I

11:02

mean, honestly, you'll you'll still

11:05

think you're you'll

11:05

still be crazy like me,

11:07

but you

11:08

won't have panic attacks. So I guess that's

11:11

fine. Let's take your call here.

11:13

Well,

11:16

hello there. Who am I talking

11:18

to tonight? Hey.

11:20

Hey. You're you're talking to Hank in

11:22

Los Angeles.

11:23

Well, Hank,

11:24

I need you to talk for a second because I gotta

11:26

get my crater, man. Me. How are you doing

11:28

tonight? I'm doing

11:30

well. I'm doing well. I can cover while you go

11:32

get your crater. I'm

11:34

I'm just think thinking about your foot.

11:36

and and I'm realizing that

11:38

you're in a pretty

11:40

oh,

11:40

I'm right here. I got my I got it

11:42

right here at the table with me. I just

11:44

needed to drink it. Oh,

11:47

I

11:47

see. I thought you had to get up and walk around. That's gonna

11:49

go on a whole spiel about loving yourself. I

11:51

am fucking walking. I ain't walking nowhere

11:54

right now for the rest of the night.

11:56

I'm in pain.

11:59

Yeah. Yeah. If

11:59

it gets worse overnight, it

12:02

it it it's definitely not a good

12:04

sign. sometimes it's a spring and you might feel a

12:06

little bit better the next day or whatever. But

12:09

yeah. Unfortunately, Americans have to

12:11

be very hope it goes we have to do hope

12:13

it goes away first. That's always the first thing

12:15

we do with healthcare. We can't do any kind of prevention

12:18

or any kind like, just be careful. Because

12:20

you might end up in thousands of dollars of debt just

12:22

for having some asshole look at your foot. Sorry

12:24

for calling

12:24

the Jessica Central. They're not the

12:27

they're

12:27

not. I

12:29

do that. Maybe I should ask you

12:32

and the

12:33

people in

12:36

the chat I

12:36

just forgot what I was gonna ask. That was

12:39

fucking crazy. I was just so in my

12:41

head about all the other stuff.

12:43

Hope it does well.

12:45

Oh,

12:45

public goes away. Oh, oh, yeah.

12:47

And I feel almost like a drug

12:50

guy

12:51

in a way. Because the reason I've

12:54

decided, like,

12:56

even

12:56

if

12:57

I go to the I have insurance, so

12:59

I could one hundred percent

13:02

go to

13:02

the doctor, and I have a flexible

13:04

spending account, so or whatever, health

13:06

savings account. So it wouldn't come out

13:08

of my bank account or anything like that.

13:10

So I could

13:12

go to the doctor. It's not a it's

13:14

not a money thing. It's not an insurance

13:16

thing. It is

13:17

just like I mean,

13:19

when you're in pain,

13:21

in

13:21

twenty twenty two. I mean,

13:24

they don't really do anything about

13:26

it. You know, they

13:27

tell you to fucking walk at all.

13:29

you

13:29

know, the DEA has

13:32

doctors terrified of of of

13:34

of prescribing things

13:35

that make the pain

13:38

go away.

13:39

So it's

13:40

just kinda like you go in

13:42

there and they're like, have you tried stretching

13:44

your foot? And then it's like, yeah, I

13:46

fucking tried stretching it by walking

13:48

twenty miles and it didn't

13:50

work. It still hurts like fuck.

13:53

the But

13:54

that's kind of the thing, like, with

13:57

me, it's like, I just

13:58

I've seen my friends

13:59

and and my wife and

14:02

and even

14:03

people online who have, like,

14:05

you

14:05

know, messaged me in the

14:07

past and been, like, you get

14:10

hurt

14:10

and you

14:12

get hurt, and then you go to the doctor

14:14

and they're like, here's four Vikkinen.

14:17

Take one quarter of

14:19

one every twelve hours. And

14:21

it's like, what's

14:22

the what's the

14:23

fucking point? You know what I mean?

14:25

Like, I I can do that. I can fucking

14:28

do that. I

14:29

can take fucking out. Doing that anyway.

14:31

Yeah.

14:32

Yeah.

14:33

So, you know, but I guess like I

14:36

don't think anything swollen hoodie

14:38

owl says, first of all, psychic

14:40

gas leads that Brian was told to walk it off

14:42

by a doctor as a kid and took it

14:44

literally, which

14:46

I've been walking it off for

14:49

years. And I've never told why I

14:51

walk. I don't I or

14:53

I haven't told it in years. The reason I

14:55

walk every day. My

14:57

wife came home from demons one time.

15:00

It's

15:00

well, I think it's demons

15:02

now. My wife

15:03

came home from work one time

15:05

ten years ago, I think.

15:07

It's after I quit the cable company

15:09

and everything. I was as already stay

15:11

at home dad, Oh,

15:13

shit.

15:14

And she was like, and my

15:16

daughter was going to school. And

15:18

my daughter was in school. I'm a stay at

15:20

home dad. I have all day. you know,

15:22

before I have to go pick her up in

15:24

elementary school. My wife goes, hey, they're

15:26

doing this thing at my work where

15:28

if you walk ten thousand steps

15:30

a day, It's like a contest.

15:32

You know?

15:33

We gotta

15:33

get ten thousand steps a day.

15:35

Soon as she told me that, I was like, I'll bet you,

15:37

I can get fucking twenty thousand steps

15:40

a day. You

15:40

know? I'll bet you

15:41

guys can get thirty thousand

15:43

steps a day. And now I'm at the

15:45

point where I'm kinda

15:47

routinely getting forty five thousand

15:49

steps a day.

15:53

Yeah. You you've got you've banked up some.

15:56

Like a day or two off, we'll we'll mean,

15:58

I I understand how your routine might get messed

16:00

up because you told yourself that you have to walk

16:02

to people to sleep. But just check off a couple

16:04

times extra. You know? Just wear yourself out with

16:06

your shoulders. you don't need to do like,

16:08

especially tomorrow if it's worse, you know.

16:10

Don't check don't keep challenging it like

16:12

you like you seem to be. because, like,

16:14

what you're saying too is they'll just give you some

16:16

pain drugs And also for a lot of foot things,

16:18

it's just like, well, don't use it for a while. Just go

16:20

easy on it. But if it's

16:22

a fracture or some sort of some something

16:24

that's worse, it's good to rule that out.

16:26

And meanwhile, maybe wrap it up, though, I

16:28

was gonna say, maybe you got some ace

16:30

bandages. Do the whole thing. I put Get

16:32

your wife have her put her knee up put

16:34

your put your foot on her knee and she could wrap it up

16:36

like you're about to go to a boxing fight?

16:38

She

16:38

did, but it didn't it didn't

16:40

feel like it did much of anything. But

16:42

then when I unwrapped it,

16:44

it

16:44

did hurt a little more. So maybe

16:47

the wrap did help. Now I'm

16:48

wearing one of these weird she's got, like,

16:51

this weird, like, like

16:53

compression sock, but

16:55

the front is cut off, so my toes

16:57

are sticking out.

16:59

I'm wearing that. And I I gotta tell you,

17:01

I don't want I don't know if that's doing anything.

17:03

But I'm

17:04

gonna get good looking shows. I

17:07

got

17:07

beautiful fucking feet. You know, I talked to him.

17:09

Dominatrix is one time in Los Angeles, and they

17:11

told me that I can sell foot pictures

17:14

for forty dollars a piece.

17:16

and I've considered it. What time? What's that?

17:20

Yeah.

17:20

Shit, man. What

17:22

are their

17:23

numbers? need to have my feet checked out

17:25

by them. See if I got a a career in the works.

17:27

That sounds awesome. Wanna hear

17:29

about the grossest job I've ever heard of?

17:31

What

17:32

is it? Alright.

17:35

A guy I did stand up

17:37

with him back in the old days in Chicago, and he

17:39

his job was driving out to old

17:41

folks homes with a Dremel, and

17:43

he had to he had to do some training. It's like a

17:45

low end medical kind of technician job.

17:48

And his job was to use a standing

17:50

grinder disc or something on a Dremel

17:53

tool, and older folks

17:55

in in in in various facilities have a

17:57

hard time cutting their

17:59

toenails so they and

18:01

they can't and they get so big and

18:03

thick and yellow and gross that

18:05

they can't conventional tools don't

18:07

work. So you need to bring in an expert. So his job

18:09

was was grinding

18:11

old people's toe nails down. And he's

18:13

like, yeah. Yeah. I was like, oh, that's fucking horrible.

18:15

He's like, yeah. Look, I got all this powder stuck

18:17

in my coat, and he's like opening the seams

18:19

on his coat. He's like, look at all that. That's

18:22

old old people, Tonya, done.

18:24

That's so

18:24

funny. That's so funny.

18:27

Because, like, I always tell

18:29

my wife whenever we

18:31

walk together, I

18:33

point at the barber

18:36

shop anytime I'm at a barbershop, I pointed

18:38

the dumpster and say that's fucking full of

18:40

hair, bro. And like she

18:42

gets so nasty, because I

18:44

talked about this on Twitter fucking probably five, six years

18:47

ago. But,

18:47

like,

18:49

I think I

18:51

think I asked what amount

18:53

of money it would

18:55

take for you to jump

18:57

into a dumpster full of hair

19:00

It's like a thing that I thought of,

19:02

you know? And just jump in, jump

19:04

out, you're done, but it's full of hair.

19:07

And I

19:07

asked and I said, you know, I would

19:09

do it. I'd probably do

19:11

it for, like, five thousand dollars.

19:14

But

19:14

then motherfuckers jumped in and we're like, I'd do it five

19:16

hundred. So it's like, I don't think it's

19:18

that gross, I guess, but

19:20

it's always something I

19:23

think about because it's like

19:25

People hate

19:27

hair.

19:27

It is like a thing. I've talked about it

19:30

on hair a lot. people just like so grossed

19:32

out by hair. And the reason I

19:34

wouldn't want to jump

19:36

into a

19:38

a dumpster full of hair isn't because

19:40

I think it's gross. It's because

19:42

it's itchy. It would be

19:44

so itchy. I

19:47

don't I don't go

19:48

to a barber because

19:49

of

19:50

that. Like, I

19:52

don't go

19:52

to a barber.

19:55

because it's

19:56

easier for me to stand without a

19:58

shirt on and just shave

20:00

my head and my

20:02

face and then jump in the shower and be

20:04

done because I I didn't

20:06

know. Hair gets everywhere, it makes you

20:08

itchy. And I quit. I quit doing --

20:10

Yeah. -- a long

20:12

time

20:12

ago. So

20:13

Yeah. I I just As a

20:16

fellow

20:18

I was

20:18

just as a fellow bald, we

20:21

cut our hair. We still gotta cut the sides, you know,

20:23

until we it's not like it's all gone. It's just,

20:25

you know, it's like a a soccer it's like a

20:27

children's soccer field. There's still hair there's still grass

20:29

on the edges. You gotta cut that, but you're

20:31

cutting short hair. Like, my like my

20:33

hair, when I when it gets to over an eighth of an inch,

20:35

that's where I'm like, well, my hair's getting

20:37

kinda long. So when you cut it, although

20:39

lately this past couple of years, I've just been letting it

20:41

kinda go. I don't really give a shit. But

20:43

when you cut it, it's tiny

20:45

little bit. And then each one of those is a

20:47

scratching danger. You know?

20:49

And that does if you can't shower right away after

20:51

a trim in your own head,

20:53

a nightmare. I've had to do that before where I was able to shower and I

20:55

had to, like, go out or something. It would and

20:57

it's awful. And then you're in a rush. You

20:58

miss you miss part of your hair. You gotta be a little

21:01

thorough. You ever leave, like, drape on the

21:03

back of your head. It looks horrible.

21:06

Yeah. My wife will be like, hey, you got you

21:08

missed this spot. I'm like, I don't give a fuck. I

21:10

wear a hat. Like, I'm

21:11

always in this hat. Right. I

21:13

I take this hat off when I lay

21:15

in my bed. I finally take the hat off

21:17

and just throw it on the floor.

21:19

And even then, Like

21:20

and this isn't because of my

21:23

baldness. I I mean, everybody knows I'm a

21:25

fucking bald guy. But

21:26

in the end, I

21:27

I even lay around

21:29

in my house. I

21:30

lay around in my house with a hood

21:32

on. Like, I I

21:35

love like having

21:38

something on my head. it feels good.

21:40

It makes me feel comfortable.

21:42

And it's really weird because I I would

21:44

say when I was nineteen, twenty years

21:47

old, I couldn't wear a hat. I was

21:49

just like, man, I'm never

21:51

fucking gonna wear a hat. It's

21:54

not comfortable. It bugs me. And then I started to go bald

21:56

and got real sensitive about it and start wearing a

21:58

hat. Now I'm like, I

21:59

can't imagine my head

22:02

feels so strange without a hat.

22:04

that I I don't wear it,

22:07

but I am I am a hat man.

22:09

Oh, I like that. Mochi and the

22:11

Jets said, He's a hat man. I

22:13

can't ever get that

22:15

song. Right? And Synga gasoline,

22:18

being a hairy dude, means it takes a lot

22:20

longer to drive after showers.

22:22

See, I'm not

22:22

Harry. It don't take me any

22:24

type you considered. And

22:26

this is just me fucking

22:30

spit

22:30

balling out, ideas.

22:32

Or yeah.

22:33

I'd be

22:34

considered hair dryer,

22:36

the whole body.

22:39

That

22:39

would that's something I would

22:41

Maybe they should

22:42

make like a fucking heat

22:45

fan.

22:46

Maybe they should make.

22:49

okay Okay. I'm I'm fucking

22:52

I'm coming in. Go ahead. I'm coming into an

22:54

oh, Scott Ohager said. I've into work for

22:56

not being able to find my hat before.

23:00

It sucks, man. I can't leave the house. I'm

23:02

like, where's one of my old hats? I don't know. I have

23:04

like a bunch of old hats. in my office.

23:06

Like, the old, like, bad

23:08

supreme hats. But here's

23:10

the here's the invention I think I just came

23:12

up with. Okay.

23:14

So it will be a

23:16

sort of heat strip

23:19

around the door.

23:21

of the house. Okay? Like of

23:24

the bathroom. So it will be like

23:26

a strip of of kinda

23:28

heat spraying stuff and when you

23:30

get out of the tub, you stand in front

23:32

of the door in the

23:34

bathroom and it blows fucking

23:36

hot air at you and you're just

23:39

clean. you're dry. Now there could

23:41

be a Like issue. Yes.

23:43

Zach

23:43

Gates said like a public restroom dryer

23:45

for the whole body. That is

23:47

exactly what I'm getting at now. I

23:49

do have one issue before you

23:51

all bring it up. I mean,

23:53

you're

23:53

starting your day sweating in

23:56

that situation.

23:57

Wait.

24:01

Why why

24:01

are you sweating?

24:03

because you get out

24:03

of the shower and you shoot hot air

24:06

at yourself. You know?

24:07

Oh, it'll be a real temperature. Yeah.

24:09

Okay. You're right. Yeah. You you

24:11

get a hot shower, you get out and

24:13

you shoot hot air at yourself.

24:16

You're fucked. You're

24:17

fucking sweating immediately.

24:19

It's a

24:20

mess. It's a mess. Yeah. bathroom for

24:22

you, Harry, guys. that's

24:25

a that's a good invention, though, I like that. Yeah. You know, in your

24:27

hair, your your all your hair, your like,

24:29

I have chest hair, stomach hair,

24:31

back hair, you know, genital

24:33

hair, but my

24:35

body is losing hair. My legs are, like, pretty much

24:37

completely bald, and my beard is actually

24:39

falling out. I've had a very nice beard for

24:41

many a of decades, and then the last couple of years,

24:43

it's starting to go. It's been it's about forty

24:46

percent gone now. This

24:48

old lady, neighbor in mind caught me on my back

24:50

balcony where I have my woodworking shop, and she's gave me

24:52

a whole lecture about how I should Google. She

24:54

she suggested I look it in, put it

24:56

into Google, and maybe I'll find

24:59

some answers. It's funny it's funny how people like,

25:01

okay. We're just commenting on something that

25:03

you might be really upset about or

25:05

is sensitive, and I don't really feel like

25:08

talking to people about what to do about my

25:10

beard. I'm not thin enough to shave it off. It

25:12

hides my next bat because that's the obvious

25:14

answer. So, well, I'll just start shaving it

25:16

completely off. It's like, well, I've had a

25:18

beard twenty something years now, man. I like my beard. I look good

25:20

with the beard. It's devastating, honestly.

25:22

I could use some medical care to see

25:25

what's happening. because it's airbag.

25:27

Fuck you. Put some pro

25:29

game. Put some

25:29

pro game on your face, dude.

25:31

Have you thought about that? I don't know if

25:33

that stuff works. Well, I was so broke

25:36

when my hair was falling out.

25:38

And

25:38

I was still, like, I told my wife

25:40

not saying.

25:41

Man, I was thinking.

25:44

I was thinking I'm

25:45

gonna get on rogue game. Back when I'm

25:48

starting to lose my hair. fucking

25:50

two thousand two.

25:53

And she's like, yeah, fuck. You

25:55

know?

25:55

I I don't

25:57

care. either

25:57

way. You go ball, you get row game. I don't care. But if

25:59

you're

25:59

feeling bad about it, you gotta

26:01

get on

26:02

the row game. So

26:04

though I

26:05

fucking tight. Right. I don't know what I did. I went

26:07

to the store and I

26:09

grabbed the rogue game and it's

26:11

already too expensive. for

26:13

the way the lifestyle I was living at

26:16

that time. I mean,

26:18

it would have been I

26:21

had no money at that time,

26:22

so I couldn't have afforded

26:25

it.

26:25

But they said

26:27

Now here's the thing they

26:29

said. They

26:30

said Rogaine only solves

26:33

the the

26:33

back part of the

26:36

head. It

26:37

doesn't solve the fucking front hairline. It's

26:39

not even for that. Mhmm.

26:41

Right? So like

26:42

-- Right. -- it was

26:44

just like Oh,

26:47

okay. I guess, like and then

26:49

once you lose the hair, it ain't coming back, you

26:51

gotta get surgery. And there's no

26:53

fucking

26:53

way I'm ever getting surgery. It's just

26:55

I'm not getting

26:56

hair plugs. I'd rather just not have hair.

26:58

If I got hair plugs, I would want them to

27:00

give me long hair.

27:02

you know, like like like like a fucking

27:04

pro wrestler hair.

27:07

Yeah. Or

27:07

different hair. They'd be like a carpet sample.

27:10

just get like a like a two inch square patch of just

27:12

the various kinds. Well, now

27:14

wigs are like

27:18

Like,

27:18

a a wig Did they something did

27:20

they find looking into? Did

27:23

did did did they

27:23

do the staff wigs? Remember that was a thing with, like,

27:26

two Like, where they actually pull,

27:28

like, a couple of metals metal snaps

27:30

to your head, and then you have to snap

27:32

it on. Is that still a thing? Was that even

27:35

real? do you think about that? because wigs

27:37

look amazing at least in the movies. I don't hang around

27:39

with wig people very much.

27:40

Here's the thing. You gotta

27:43

pick a hat. or a fucking

27:45

wig. And I picked a

27:47

fucking hand. And

27:49

and now

27:50

Yeah. if it

27:53

it

27:53

all sort of what's

27:55

the word? It all I can't grow long

27:57

hair. Mocha nerds at Brian should rock a

27:59

bold

27:59

pony hat tail. I can't. I can't

28:01

grow airbag there. Won't grow long. But,

28:04

you

28:04

know, you choose a wig

28:06

or you choose a hat.

28:08

but it has the same result.

28:11

Everybody knows you're bald and you're trying to hide it.

28:13

It's the way I think. I don't think anybody

28:15

thinks that about But I think when you see a forty

28:17

three year old man with a hat,

28:18

that's probably what they're doing, you know, with

28:20

a baseball cap. So like,

28:23

you get you you get

28:26

the hat you get the If

28:28

you get the wig, everybody

28:31

fucking knows you got the wig. I

28:33

have never in my life seen

28:36

a wig

28:38

that

28:38

works. People say the Howard Stern's

28:40

hair is a wig, but

28:42

I don't believe that.

28:44

So

28:44

I I'm

28:45

I'm fully not wig billed

28:47

on Howard Stern. I think he that's his

28:50

hair. But but like,

28:52

I don't know. I just don't think

28:54

a whig ever worked. To pay,

28:56

never fucking

28:58

work. So just

29:00

go

29:00

with a

29:01

hat and then buy cool hats. That's

29:04

the fucking thing, dude. The

29:06

coolest fucking thing about hats

29:08

is they make very cool ones.

29:10

It's like this cubs one I'm wearing.

29:11

This is

29:12

a very cool hat. or

29:14

the red yankee's cap, I wear,

29:16

which people always think is a yankee's thing,

29:18

but it's a red durst thing. Or

29:20

the but yeah.

29:22

plugs are not they

29:24

don't call plugs. It's

29:27

not plugs. It's the thing Anthony Kumia

29:30

got.

29:30

not trans bugs. It

29:33

it's

29:33

yeah. It's

29:36

yeah.

29:36

I would

29:36

do it. If I had another two

29:39

thousand dollars, I think I get

29:41

dreadlocks, transplanted on my head. I

29:43

would do that. I

29:45

don't know why though. I don't think I'd look good with hair. I

29:47

didn't have hair when

29:48

I had hair. When I could

29:49

grow hair, I didn't have hair,

29:52

Hank. I

29:52

shaved it. you

29:54

know? Oh, I see. You shave it. Yeah. Yeah.

29:56

I always had

29:57

very fine hair. I remember when I when

29:59

I get my

29:59

haircut at the at the salon in

30:02

my teens, the the lady wants and,

30:04

you know, she's like a cool, like, sexy older

30:06

lady. You know what I mean? Just at that age, everyone's

30:08

a sexy older lady. And she goes,

30:10

you got baby hair. You're you're

30:13

you got baby hair. It's so fine. Sounds like

30:14

that that Yeah. I didn't have any idea if that

30:16

was good or not. I was like, oh, but then it

30:19

started falling out in my later teens.

30:22

and it's just kind of been all

30:24

downhill from there. You know, I peaked at

30:26

fourteen. I I

30:27

need to get this out here for the shock

30:30

tober head. Mobile Neumann said

30:32

individually placed follicles.

30:34

That

30:34

is what Anthony Kumia

30:36

called it. He said it's not plugs. It's

30:40

individually placed follicles. That's what he

30:41

said when he got the surgery done.

30:44

Yeah. That was the line that was going through

30:46

my head was like, I don't know. I just I'm

30:48

not getting I'm not getting surgery. I'm not even

30:50

getting the eye shit. You

30:51

know? I'll just get better glasses.

30:54

I'll get

30:54

cool glasses. I'm not gonna do the

30:57

eye thing. You know?

30:58

I I just

31:00

don't I just

31:01

don't know if,

31:03

like, there's any reason

31:05

to to

31:07

if I was getting surgery,

31:10

and I've said this, and I don't wanna say

31:12

this on the show, that

31:13

much. But if I did anything, it

31:15

would be. And

31:17

I

31:20

know. LIFO,

31:21

Suction is the one I would do

31:23

if I had the chance. But I don't

31:26

even know if they do that anymore. I

31:28

just am too lazy to you

31:30

know, do But wouldn't any of them to tell you the truth. I

31:32

don't want surgery. I hated getting surgery

31:34

the time I got it.

31:36

It's not. It hurt,

31:38

like Sure. So how

31:41

was your Thanksgiving, Hank?

31:44

Oh, it was

31:45

it was nice. I didn't

31:47

do anything at all. I stayed in. I didn't yeah.

31:50

I cooked a couple days before I

31:52

made a casserole with

31:54

chicken. and a bunch of chicken quarters

31:56

and a little little cooking tip by

31:58

the way. I I made like a broccoli cream

32:01

of mushroom and mother veggies. You just gotta mix

32:03

a bunch of crap into a casserole pan,

32:05

add some junk. Hang on. Use

32:07

the broccoli stem as a roasting

32:10

rack. to keep your chicken

32:12

slightly above the mushy pile

32:14

of of gruel below, so it's not

32:16

soaking. It actually works quite

32:18

well because you gotta get that air circulating

32:20

for it to sort of roast thoroughly.

32:22

It'll still cook in the muck, but it'll

32:25

get soggy. that's just a little cooking tip for everybody who doesn't

32:27

wanna use a metal roasting rack,

32:29

use your broccoli stems. How

32:31

that? Jeez.

32:32

Turn down. I I

32:34

gotta say this though. I don't know if you

32:36

saw this on Twitter on Friday

32:38

or Saturday, but I I decided

32:40

that we're not doing casseroles

32:43

anymore. So What?

32:45

Sorry.

32:45

You that's alright. Why?

32:47

Why not? I just decided to make

32:49

it up. making those anymore.

32:51

You

32:51

know? I

32:52

just disagree with

32:55

you. They're

32:56

gross. They're never good. They're

32:59

always they're always

33:01

a hundred percent of the time you're dumping a

33:03

box in a can

33:04

and then another box in another

33:07

can.

33:07

That's what it is. you can

33:09

say, oh, I bought fresh nuggetin.

33:11

Nuggetin. You bought that Campbell's cream of

33:14

mushroom or maybe even the generic

33:16

brand. And I just I think we're

33:18

done with I think Castle

33:20

Rolls they've outlived there.

33:22

Like, It's

33:23

like ham

33:24

salad, ham. It's just flat.

33:26

It's it's

33:27

just flat soup, overcooked

33:30

flat soup is what a casserole is. It's

33:32

stew in a casserole. It's all it

33:34

is. They got a or you're overthinking it.

33:36

Casserole is just a bunch of schmuth

33:39

mixed together in a in a in a shallow pan

33:41

and then you're in but it's not intended to be necessarily

33:43

as a soup. I'm saying it's the in

33:45

the in the spirit, of experimentation, you

33:48

can make any kind of stew out of meat

33:50

and veggies and water. And just like casserole, you can just

33:52

add you can make it a potato based one, you can

33:54

add the veggies, cream and mushroom always makes a

33:56

good billing. no, I did not follow my my grandpa's

33:59

family recipe for our own homemade

34:01

mushroom soup. I did buy the I did

34:03

buy store bought. So but

34:05

I I you know what? I think it's okay for you to

34:07

take a principled stand against defending what you believe.

34:09

You know, that that's

34:11

healthy. Freedom.

34:12

With crispy onions, I'm sorry.

34:14

I saw a guy in the chat there or someone in the chat. French,

34:16

I don't like that. French, I don't like

34:18

that. that shit. Oh. And by the

34:20

way, you can make a little longer than a whole

34:22

other day. Lazante is

34:24

a whole different thing. I'm talking about

34:26

the shit that your family brings

34:28

on Thanksgiving. If you're in the Midwest, it's

34:30

just a bunch of is

34:32

what it is. And Yeah. Yeah. You know,

34:34

there's

34:34

way better foods

34:35

out there. I I honestly

34:37

I don't even like Thanksgiving food to

34:40

tell you

34:42

the truth. And I haven't eaten

34:45

I haven't

34:46

eaten a casserole many years. I ate

34:49

like a

34:50

little bit of turkey and it sucked because the

34:52

place they bought it at fucking botched

34:54

it. And then because they

34:57

buy a smoke in Turkey. and

35:00

then a regular turkey that they make.

35:02

And the place at the smoked turkey, they

35:04

just totally botched the fucking thing.

35:08

And then And

35:09

then my

35:11

buddy smoked a prime rib,

35:13

which was pretty sick. III

35:16

really love it. And

35:17

then I made pizza

35:19

dough, incredible pizza

35:20

dough by the way. It

35:23

was it

35:24

was pizza dough New York style

35:26

cold fermented pizza dough, and I just

35:28

had pizza when I got home. I was like,

35:30

I ate a little bit of the food and

35:32

I was like, whatever, man. This food's all gray.

35:35

You made it? buy it. Sorry. You made

35:37

the pizza dough yourself from

35:40

flour and my dough.

35:41

Water?

35:42

Yeah. I'm That's great. Thanks. I've done that.

35:44

Yeah. I've I've done That's that's rad.

35:46

Baking is a is is a trip because

35:48

at first you start, you think you're gonna screw it all

35:50

up, and you probably will the first couple times.

35:52

But it's really rewarding to do I used to bake a whole bunch back in

35:54

back in the day. I haven't spent a while, but, yeah,

35:56

that's awesome. You're like, oh,

35:59

I'm

35:59

pretty good. I'm really good

36:01

at pizza pizza dough and I'm really good at,

36:04

like, I'm really good at pizza

36:06

dough. I'm

36:06

really good at, like, bread.

36:09

I'm just pretty

36:10

good at baking. I'm really I'm that's

36:12

probably where my strong suit and

36:16

cooking is. But, yeah.

36:18

I I taught myself how to do things to

36:20

do, and then

36:20

I got sort of obsessed

36:24

with,

36:24

like, making New York

36:26

style pizza

36:26

dough, and

36:27

it's just something that I've been, like, kind of

36:30

obsessed with. And so

36:32

I started doing that.

36:34

it's the kind that has to rise for three days in a refrigerator and

36:36

shit like that. It's a real high stakes game,

36:38

if I'm telling you the truth.

36:40

because -- rising

36:42

for three days. You're like, I don't fucking

36:44

know, but it was good.

36:46

It's like

36:47

very good. Yeah. Yeah.

36:49

and

36:49

I use the fancy flour, and I'm just a

36:51

bad person.

36:53

yeah Yeah. Yeah. But

36:54

yeah. I don't Yeah. You're getting you can start

36:56

to learn a different bit of flour. Yeah.

36:58

Yeah. I

36:59

don't like Thanksgiving. Hate

37:01

it. It's a

37:02

problem. I had a holiday anyway. You

37:04

know what? Fuck

37:05

it. And Yeah.

37:07

I wouldn't hang out with my family. Yeah. Well, I

37:09

I understand. I'm not trying to say that,

37:11

but I I'm trying to make it so

37:13

I sound like really good.

37:15

you

37:16

know, problematic. No. Yeah. You know, don't be too long. We we

37:18

should Yeah. That's more effective. even be

37:20

here. There should or or

37:24

Yeah. Me too. I know. I'm I'm very welcome. I'm proud of it,

37:26

actually. But we'll thanks again for every

37:28

holiday. All the holidays are fucking stupid

37:31

shit. Yeah. Exactly. Like, Americans

37:33

love Thanksgiving because it's one of the couple times

37:35

a year where they get some time. And and what what

37:37

do we do at that time is we get angry

37:39

about politics and we shop.

37:41

as we're just

37:41

such a a freaking captured people. Our

37:44

whole psyche is deminted by our

37:46

capitalist nightmarish

37:48

culture. So yeah. But, like, nobody we

37:50

should have all kinds of time off.

37:52

Nobody talked politics this

37:55

year. The the

37:58

problem is They

37:59

don't want to

38:00

get me started.

38:02

I have

38:04

everybody

38:06

intimidated everybody into just being, like, let's not bring that stuff

38:08

up because he's annoying.

38:10

And it's been nice. So

38:12

no politics

38:14

I don't go to the in laws except for I

38:16

they ought to pick one. They either get Christmas

38:18

or

38:18

Thanksgiving, and I guess they

38:21

get Christmas this year. And,

38:23

yeah, I just I

38:25

hate it. I just I I just no

38:30

politics. No

38:31

no interesting stuff. My dad spent

38:33

the whole day telling

38:35

me about cruises.

38:37

that he'd been on. And here's the fucking

38:40

problem with that. I

38:42

thought he was going on like

38:44

nice cruises.

38:46

You know?

38:47

because he's like, why don't you stay on the boat the whole It's great. Fuckin'

38:49

everything he ever need is

38:51

on the fucking boat. So I I was I

38:53

thought he was like me.

38:56

you

38:56

know, a fancy boy. A

38:57

fancy lad. And

38:58

he would he would

39:00

go on a nice cruise. This motherfucker

39:02

is going on third tier cruises.

39:06

He's

39:06

like on the boat he's on the old boats,

39:08

this motherfucker.

39:10

And it's

39:11

just

39:12

like, wow.

39:14

That is

39:14

sad. And they're doing it

39:16

all the time. I mean, they go

39:18

on and

39:18

they look for last minute deals.

39:22

and then they just fucking go and get on the

39:24

boat. And it is just such

39:28

a fucking

39:30

it

39:30

let me down so much. because I thought they were

39:32

doing luxury. They're not doing luxury. They're on the

39:34

old boat. Right? I don't think my dad's

39:36

They're doing interior old guy. Yeah,

39:39

I don't think my dad's a four star hotel

39:41

guy like me. I think he's a three

39:44

star hotel guy. And

39:46

a motherfucker is flying Spirit Airlines.

39:49

everywhere. It's like,

39:51

fuck. Shit. Man,

39:52

eat the half a

39:54

star guy. That sucks. Yeah. It's like

39:57

when they it's like he's when that the last

39:59

trips before they crash the boats into

40:01

that recycling beach where they

40:03

tear them apart. know how they or they

40:05

crash him. I don't know what they do with old it's just like but who you've

40:08

been on a cruise? I went on one. It was

40:10

miserable. It's just like Never. I mean, we

40:12

got drivers of

40:14

the girl. we got drunk a whole bunch. We made a couple of friends. But it was like,

40:16

we didn't even really have sex. We

40:18

were too, like, a little seasick and I'm not you

40:20

know what I mean? It's just it's just, like, we're just, like,

40:23

drunk hungover or, like, tired and a

40:26

little out of it, and we've these

40:28

obnoxious day trip. I think she wanted on a

40:30

radio show. it was probably a look,

40:32

like, AA2 star cruise. But, man, it was

40:34

miserable. But it's weird that people go

40:36

back. Like, one time, okay. You should

40:38

experience it one time. Although it's a

40:40

giant horrible industry for the

40:42

environment. But okay. One timer even

40:44

twice, I can understand it. Once to Alaska,

40:46

once to Florida, you're good. But

40:48

to go back, it's just like, I want to be trapped on a mall. I know this is hacky, but, like,

40:51

you're you're stuck on a mall with a bunch

40:53

of obnoxious people. Like, what's

40:56

that poll? It's so weird.

40:58

Well, I don't understand that. That's what

41:00

Psyche Gasoline just asked me,

41:02

what would your dad

41:04

spend more on that you would skimp

41:06

out on? Nothing.

41:08

For real.

41:09

Nothing. I

41:10

well, okay.

41:12

No.

41:12

No.

41:13

Because okay. He has a hot

41:15

tub in his basement. that

41:16

is like a portable sort of blow

41:19

up hot tub, which is fucking nutty.

41:20

And in

41:24

his basement, and and I would say, okay, he bought

41:26

the fucking hot tub and put it in his

41:28

fucking basement. I'll get a picture of it

41:30

around Christmas. you

41:32

see this hot tub, you're gonna be like, that's the saddest shit I ever

41:34

saw in my life. It's a unfinished basement.

41:36

We're sitting in an unfinished

41:38

basement in a hot tub with, like,

41:40

a twenty eight inch TV.

41:42

But he did spend

41:44

that money. But if I

41:46

was wanted a hot tub, I

41:49

get a nice one and put it in a place

41:51

that's beautiful, not in the

41:54

basement. So I don't think there's

41:56

anything. I guess like, no,

41:58

there's nothing.

41:59

right

41:59

but there's nothing. I

42:00

can't think of a single fucking thing. I go

42:03

to his house and I just look

42:05

around, I he has

42:06

Bose sound systems. How's

42:09

that? But I have

42:10

both speakers. He gave them

42:11

to me, but I have

42:14

them. I

42:15

don't think

42:18

there's anything. I he

42:20

makes so much more money than me, and he's so much cheaper than me.

42:25

a

42:28

Right.

42:28

Yeah. Hank, I gotta be here.

42:30

Yeah. Take the

42:31

next call. I gotta bind. We've

42:33

we've I've been picking

42:35

up. Yes, sir. Well, thanks. Let me

42:37

just count your body fat again. Final make cinnamon rolls. Make

42:39

cinnamon rolls.

42:40

make cinnamon roll

42:42

i do at all Christmas time. Oh,

42:44

you too. Alright.

42:45

Yeah. Helly. Alright. Fucking

42:47

rad. That that good. Alright. Bye. I

42:49

love you. Love everything.

42:52

excited. I got Hank excited over there with my cinnamon talk.

42:54

It's fucking cinnamon rolls baby.

42:56

Let's answer this next

42:58

goal.

43:00

Oh,

43:01

hello. Who am I talking to?

43:04

Hey.

43:06

It's Jacob.

43:08

in Oklahoma.

43:09

I'll look up

43:11

in Oklahoma. Love I

43:13

like wait. Do

43:14

I know you, Jake,

43:18

from Oklahoma? I don't think

43:19

so. Oh, it's because I have

43:21

a friend

43:21

named Joe from Oklahoma.

43:25

So it kinda

43:26

hit me like, wow.

43:28

Yeah. No.

43:30

I've known

43:31

you for

43:34

years. No. Yeah.

43:36

I've been listening for

43:37

a long time. Finally,

43:39

it happens

43:40

to see that

43:42

the

43:42

call and show is going on on Twitter.

43:44

So I decided to call

43:45

in. One thing that I heard you

43:47

talk about the, like, cigarette

43:50

smoke buildup.

43:52

on the mite thing. Mhmm.

43:55

In,

43:55

like,

43:56

two thousand fourteen,

43:57

I worked at the

43:59

Apple Store. And

44:01

there was this one guy who

44:03

brought this, you know, Apple used

44:05

to make this, like, tower,

44:08

massive big bulky

44:10

tower computer. anyway, he brings one in and he's like, hey. It's

44:12

overheating. And so we get it

44:13

to the

44:14

back and open it up. And there's

44:17

at

44:18

least a quarter inch

44:20

layer, and I swear God,

44:23

of just

44:24

cigarette junk.

44:27

inside

44:27

of the computer? So

44:29

much

44:29

so that

44:32

myself

44:32

and the other two guys who were looking at it immediately

44:34

kind of got a like, wild

44:36

little nicotine bug. And we

44:38

had to, like, put it back together and take it back

44:40

to them and say, I'm sorry, we can't.

44:42

We we can't work

44:44

on this. I

44:44

grew up I grew up with this woman, one

44:47

of my friends, his

44:50

sister smoked

44:51

the a of cigarette.

44:52

I'd be so surprised if she's alive

44:54

still. She I mean, she

44:56

would probably be close to fifty

44:59

And she smoked she didn't just smoke

45:01

cigarettes. She smoked one hundred, which is

45:03

longer cigarettes, which is

45:05

-- Oh, yeah. I only saw

45:07

people did smoke one hundreds as being the craziest

45:10

mother.

45:10

because it's like, damn. The

45:14

cigarette too.

45:16

It's

45:16

like the American it's

45:18

like the American spirit. Like, those

45:21

motherfuckers are

45:22

a

45:24

cigar. Like

45:25

-- Yeah. -- the whole point of the figure has this quick, you

45:27

get it over with, you move on? Yeah. No.

45:29

I'd say all

45:30

this, I definitely went through hundreds.

45:34

safe. Me too. But she would

45:35

sit in her bedroom.

45:38

She would sit in

45:39

her bedroom. It was

45:41

crazy because her dad doesn't smoke. He just let

45:44

his kids smoke in the house, which

45:46

was fucking just unheard

45:48

of for a dude to just be like, yeah, go

45:50

ahead, you know. whatever. I don't

45:52

care. I don't smoke.

45:54

Whoa. Yeah. I'd never

45:55

heard of that because I'd like

45:57

any other place.

45:58

the Wow.

46:00

I I was saying especially because he doesn't smoke. Like, if you don't

46:02

smoke cigarettes, I don't like shit. I

46:05

don't like

46:06

that.

46:08

I

46:08

think about it still to this day where, like, you just

46:10

let a bunch of teenagers sit in your house

46:12

and fucking smoke cigarettes and you didn't

46:15

smoke. That's

46:16

a psycho thing to fucking do. Yeah. Not

46:18

psycho.

46:18

It's nice. It's just he

46:21

wasn't, like,

46:23

this incredibly

46:25

He wasn't this like super

46:27

nice dad. You

46:28

know what I mean? He was

46:30

just a dude

46:32

ah

46:34

that you know,

46:34

he was just like, whatever. Come over, smoked cigarettes.

46:36

And or come

46:38

you know, you're you're welcome to come over

46:40

and hang out. You know, you said over there.

46:43

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Towing some

46:44

cigarettes. And but

46:46

she would sit in her bedroom

46:48

and at a desk.

46:50

at a desk

46:52

Okay?

46:52

okay with

46:53

the TV on the desk, like

46:55

a computer, and she would just

46:57

fuck it. Pound

46:59

cans

47:01

of coal. and smoke,

47:02

fucking one

47:03

hundred.

47:04

In the

47:05

fucking TV, the

47:08

fucking TV,

47:10

It looked

47:10

almost like Cepheid in a way like

47:13

it had. It looked like all around

47:15

the outside of the thing.

47:17

It just was so smoky. Yeah.

47:19

And, like, I could not I

47:21

could not figure it out. You know

47:23

what I mean? Like, I I

47:25

just was like,

47:28

I

47:28

should've quit smoking nam. I in my

47:30

house until

47:32

I broke

47:33

my wife's hiring.

47:36

that

47:36

I've looked at. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

47:38

Didn't even let you do

47:39

that anymore, though, I don't think. If you're living

47:41

an apartment, I don't

47:42

think you're allowed to smoke in there.

47:45

No.

47:45

Definitely.

47:46

I was not allowed

47:49

to when I did.

47:50

Yeah.

47:51

But here we

47:53

are. I don't

47:53

know if they if they can put that in

47:55

your lease or whatever. I think in my lease,

47:57

they were like no fucking pets and

47:59

and I think they said

48:02

no smoking. And there's a lady two apartments down that

48:04

that does smoke. And

48:06

then, like,

48:06

she'll go outside

48:08

to

48:10

fucking blast a sig and the

48:12

numbers

48:12

will come out

48:13

and fucking yell at her

48:15

for it. And

48:17

and she yells back

48:19

at him. Like, during the summer, they're just out

48:21

there fucking yelling at each other constantly.

48:23

Stop smoking. Okay.

48:26

It's fucking common in my window. Check your fucking

48:28

window. It's like fuck.

48:31

It gets crazy, you

48:34

know. Every It gets crazy

48:36

a lot in here. I I didn't

48:37

realize

48:39

how

48:42

fuck Ohio?

48:43

Yeah. Yeah.

48:45

They're really Ohio. It was

48:47

so wild. Well, it's just

48:49

this neighborhood's really weird

48:52

because it's like

48:53

I live here because,

48:56

you know, it's a good school district,

48:58

but it's

48:58

also downtown. Right. And it it's

49:00

like I live in the part of the school district that broke people

49:03

moved into to get their kids in

49:05

a nice school district. So like

49:07

-- Right. -- I'm a

49:10

there

49:10

is, like, up the hill.

49:12

There is, like, a whole

49:13

thing going on with rich

49:16

people. Nothing ever happens at

49:18

their houses. like, million dollar

49:20

houses and shit like that. But down here --

49:22

Right. -- a thousand dollars a month

49:23

for an apartment. And my neighbors probably

49:26

pay a thousand to fifteen hundred a month for an I got

49:28

a three bedroom apartment with the basement for

49:30

twelve hundred is what I pay.

49:32

So,

49:32

though like like, down here,

49:35

That looks like this one too bad

49:37

right now.

49:38

Yep. Yeah. And down here

49:40

down here at this part of the hill, they

49:42

it's sort of a mixed bag of who here and

49:44

like -- Right. -- you

49:45

know, it's a

49:47

lot of lids because

49:49

it's still

49:49

down down.

49:52

So, like, there's a lot of labs and stuff, but then there's

49:54

these people that are, like, I want my kids

49:56

to go to this school. And --

49:58

Right. --

49:58

they are

49:59

they don't sometimes

50:01

match well with the with the

50:04

lids down here.

50:06

Right. Yeah.

50:08

yeah It's

50:09

fucking funny, though. Well, how much is, like

50:12

oh, Oklahoma City is

50:14

one of for Oklahoma County, which is, like,

50:16

the county. Oklahoma City then. It's one of

50:18

two counties in the state

50:20

the

50:21

that hasn't

50:22

voted red in, I don't

50:25

know, forty years or something. It's

50:27

not

50:27

that I love Oklahoma City.

50:29

I

50:29

love that place. Yeah. I thought that place

50:32

was

50:34

called. Yeah. It's

50:34

you know, I I've I've been here for thirty years. I'm sorry.

50:36

I would expect for four years, but I

50:39

have seen this place. changed,

50:42

but I think having been here so long,

50:44

it just still

50:46

feels like just so

50:48

cool. You

50:50

know? It's

50:51

a cool place. That's

50:54

cool. We

50:56

went down there because we did a

50:59

Texas tour. So we did

51:00

Dallas, Houston,

51:03

and Austin, and

51:05

then Oklahoma City.

51:07

And I don't I

51:09

don't remember what the place was called that we played at, but it was the only club that didn't try

51:11

to fuck us over. To speak easy, was

51:13

what it was called. It's

51:15

the only club didn't try to

51:17

fuck us over. Yeah. Oh, I love. And the

51:19

people were so nice.

51:21

Yeah. Yeah.

51:22

You know, the people were super

51:24

nice.

51:26

Yeah. You

51:27

know, there's a lot of city owners of

51:29

clubs here. Texas clubs

51:32

are monsters. All Texas

51:34

clubs are fucking owned by

51:36

bugging absolute evil

51:36

monsters. Yep. I

51:38

I used to pretend to

51:40

be a DJ when I was,

51:44

oh, younger. oh younger

51:46

and trying to do anything with any

51:48

real club that wasn't owned

51:50

by someone I knew personally was

51:53

a fucking nightmare. Yeah.

51:56

Yeah.

51:56

I know. I I know it.

51:59

Those are the

52:00

king of small business tyrants because

52:03

Yep. They think they're giving

52:05

you I mean, they think they're

52:07

giving I

52:08

mean, they think they're in

52:10

show business. but they also think

52:12

they're

52:12

yeah. They

52:14

they're not in show business. They're in

52:16

the bar owning business. The person who's forming

52:18

-- Right. -- show business. But they

52:19

think they're in show business, but they also

52:22

operate, like, small business tyrants

52:24

and they're some of

52:26

the worst. you know, I've told the story about -- Yep. -- we did a gig

52:28

in Austin at this place called the Red

52:30

Door, and they were like --

52:32

Yeah. -- hey,

52:32

you know, hey, you know, you

52:36

got Once you

52:36

sell eight hundred dollars worth

52:39

of beer, that

52:40

then you start getting

52:41

paid. So you have to sell or a thousand

52:44

dollars worth

52:46

of beer. something like that. And we're like we're like

52:48

that's fucking easy. That's

52:49

not gonna be hard

52:50

with our people. They drink

52:52

and and we had sold a ton of tickets.

52:55

and everything was fine. We

52:57

get there and and

53:00

those

53:00

your mother fucker fucking

53:02

motherfuckers. They

53:02

told us that we had

53:04

to be done by ten. So we got there

53:07

at eight and had

53:07

to be done by ten. Oh,

53:09

and I'm

53:12

gonna Oh, god.

53:14

So, like, there was no because

53:16

most of the time we were there, we were

53:18

very overwhelming. So they're not gonna get

53:20

up to get beer. Yeah. They're not

53:23

gonna get on.

53:23

I get beer. So I had, like,

53:25

a house

53:25

A thousand dollars worth of beer. It's called the North

53:28

Dorr and they Pyeongyang, Jim

53:30

said they don't exist anymore. Thank

53:32

God. Those fucking people deserve it.

53:34

Well, now we'll have to fucking shit

53:36

plays. Yeah. I I get

53:38

I get it's been fucking

53:40

three or four

53:41

years I still get fucking mad about

53:43

it to this day. It

53:45

just pisses What? Yeah. God

53:47

of shit. Yeah. because you're like, fuck

53:49

I sold, but, you know,

53:52

we sold Yeah. We sold a decent amount of

53:54

tickets.

53:54

I know that. Right.

53:56

And it

53:56

just it didn't work out.

53:58

it didn't work out that that

53:59

show. I think and then we did

54:02

Dallas. And in Dallas, the motherfucker

54:04

was like, yeah, we'll pay you next

54:06

week. That's my

54:07

how words do.

54:09

Don't

54:09

worry. No. Yeah. We'll mail you

54:11

a check. Fuck you, dude.

54:14

Give me a moment. Yeah. Here's my

54:16

other two. I'll

54:17

get you back. Yeah. And because he's like he

54:19

he was like they were like,

54:22

oh, the owner's not here. He'll mail you a

54:24

check. And it was just like,

54:26

oh, cool. because I'm on tour.

54:28

And I need you to deposit that parking check

54:30

because I gotta go to the next site. So yeah.

54:33

I have this I have

54:35

this, like, really

54:38

great feeling of

54:40

about Oklahoma City because if

54:43

they didn't fuck me over.

54:46

Well, hell

54:47

yeah, man. Next time he come

54:49

down here, I'll come

54:51

out. I hate. You

54:52

never know with me.

54:53

I do want to I I do wanna

54:55

drive across the country and fuck

54:58

around. So Just gonna

54:59

sometime

55:00

next year maybe. I'm trying to

55:02

go to California in February

55:06

to meet man cap.

55:08

Oh. He's he's doing a doing a

55:10

convention. And I would like to

55:11

go to that convention.

55:14

I'd like to

55:14

go to LA and go to

55:18

that convention in and meet Bancau. I'm just trying to become

55:19

his friend, so then I can get him on my

55:22

shelf and

55:24

move on.

55:25

Oh, good.

55:28

Amazing. So

55:28

Well, shit. Alright.

55:31

I'll let you Jacob,

55:33

thank you for calling. Yeah. I

55:35

love the show. Well, thanks for

55:37

calling. I

55:37

enjoyed it.

55:40

Bye.

55:41

Alright. Thank

55:43

you. I

55:44

I Alright folks.

55:46

Here's what

55:46

we're gonna do. I'm

55:48

gonna take this next call.

55:50

I'm

55:51

gonna open up the phone lines right

55:53

now. I had suspended new

55:54

calls.

55:57

you know, if you need if you feel like you wanna call in, there's

55:59

room in the queue. If you

56:01

don't feel like

56:02

you wanna call in, we'll go ahead and

56:05

wrap it up here

56:06

in like a half hour. So

56:08

I'm answering

56:10

this call. Well,

56:12

hello there.

56:12

Who am I talking to tonight?

56:15

It's

56:16

bear. Oh,

56:18

it's been

56:18

so long. Happy bears giving

56:21

bear. I kinda thought about

56:23

it. Oh, thank you. but

56:25

I didn't want to guess because

56:26

there's another

56:27

there's a call another one with with

56:29

a high number

56:31

of calls. So

56:32

wow I

56:33

was like, is this bare? But I

56:35

saw you earlier, and I was like, that's bare.

56:37

That's gotta be bare. How is it

56:39

going bare? Oh, it's going

56:41

fantastic. I I got the job at the

56:43

car dealership. I have finally

56:45

gone from Chili's.

56:47

you but

56:48

how's the dealership going?

56:51

You

56:51

know?

56:52

oh

56:53

Oh, it's It

56:55

feels weird because on the one hand, you know, I'm

56:57

a worker. I'm definitely

56:59

getting fucked over. But

57:01

on the other hand, it's just so much better

57:04

than every other job I have.

57:06

If there was anything that you can fit through that

57:08

capitalism could work. It's

57:10

it's this.

57:12

the So you've

57:15

said you're making fifteen

57:18

or twelve.

57:20

I'm I'm making

57:21

thirteenth, actually, right

57:24

now. How many hours? How many hours are

57:26

you

57:28

working? I'm

57:29

getting, like, forty a week ish. Mom, EMEA. Is

57:31

that so much? Was that what you were

57:33

getting at Chili's?

57:37

No.

57:37

I was wearing, like, twenty five a showy.

57:39

I wasn't I wasn't doing dick at

57:42

showy's. You're

57:43

fucking rich, bad,

57:45

That's the

57:45

kind of thing. I mean, have you gotten

57:47

your first paycheck? I've not.

57:49

It's actually coming just

57:52

next this upcoming Friday. Yeah. should

57:54

be that you're sitting Right? And

57:56

you're doing the addition and,

57:59

you

57:59

know, really, Oh, okay.

58:01

I'll take off twenty percent for

58:04

taxes. I know it's only

58:06

fifteen, but oh,

58:09

my gosh. Okay.

58:11

III did the

58:12

thing that you should never do when you

58:15

get a higher paying job,

58:17

which is I I just

58:20

really hoped that my first check

58:22

would be nice. So

58:24

I went out and I bought

58:26

I ordered four brand new tires from my car with a shit box. So I was

58:29

like, you know what? I'm gonna put four, you know, put

58:31

a full set of brand new fucking tires,

58:33

which I never do. I

58:35

always buy you tires, but still I need

58:38

to way too much on

58:40

debt. And then I'm also

58:42

I also went out and bought one of those

58:44

fucking you know, there's, like, force

58:46

feedback during wheel things that

58:48

make for like PlayStation, you know, for

58:51

like racing games?

58:52

Not. Yeah. Yeah. I

58:54

do. one

58:55

of them was on sale against us. So I take that up too, and I don't have

58:57

the fucking money for either of

58:59

them. I just

59:01

I I just did AAAA

59:04

thing, like, I was this is

59:05

the first year where I was like, I'm not

59:07

gonna buy anything on Black Friday, and

59:10

I didn't. I I was

59:12

very lucky that I

59:13

was able to keep myself

59:16

away from the store.

59:18

because III was on the

59:20

LEGO website. just

59:22

fucking refreshing to find out what

59:24

was on sale, but it turned out there

59:26

was nothing I wanted on sale, which was

59:28

actually very lucky because I would have done the

59:30

same thing. I would have spent a

59:32

bunch of fucking money I didn't

59:34

have. And and I would have -- Oh, yeah. --

59:36

a

59:36

a firm or Klarna.

59:38

you know,

59:38

one of those things where you buy now pay later

59:41

situations. 0II put it all

59:43

on my

59:43

credit card, like a

59:45

like a Jackass. I was

59:47

like, oh, I'll just pay it off when I get paid.

59:49

And now that I'm actually doing the math, I'm like,

59:51

oh, I can't pay it off when I get paid.

59:53

Yeah. I'm not gonna do that. when I get

59:55

paid. I know. And that's the fucking thing credit cards is like, you got all

59:57

the best intentions in the fucking world. But

59:59

once you got that fucking thing

1:00:02

you're like,

1:00:04

I

1:00:04

wouldn't hurt if I because I just bought a

1:00:07

LEGO set with mine and and I

1:00:09

had to put in my calendar

1:00:12

to put that amount of money, like, to make

1:00:14

that amount of a payment the next

1:00:16

time I get paid

1:00:17

because if I don't do it, I'm

1:00:19

just Yeah.

1:00:22

I'm just

1:00:22

gonna let that thing keep building up. And I know I'm not gonna do what

1:00:25

I said I was gonna do, but

1:00:27

it's, you

1:00:28

know, What

1:00:30

are you gonna do? I hate fucking

1:00:32

credit

1:00:32

cards. They're not good.

1:00:34

And

1:00:34

and what are you doing at the car dealership?

1:00:37

What what is your job?

1:00:40

Oh, I'm like a

1:00:41

I'm like a express technician. So it's

1:00:43

like a it's

1:00:45

it's an express like,

1:00:47

it's, like, a Honda specific thing. But, basically,

1:00:49

I'm, like, one of those, like, discount tire

1:00:51

guys, you know? Like, I do I do

1:00:53

oil changes and tire stuff. you know,

1:00:56

capability or your transmission, full

1:00:58

width thing. But it it smells like

1:01:00

just like oil changes

1:01:02

in tires. That's probably

1:01:03

pretty sick, though. You're not dealing with customers anymore.

1:01:06

Like you are. Okay. Because you might

1:01:07

have to talk to a guy

1:01:09

for a minute. but at least

1:01:12

you're he's not standing there watching me at

1:01:14

work.

1:01:15

Okay. No. Actually, they'll stand

1:01:18

there and watch me work. but I don't have to

1:01:20

talk to them because they're not allowed in the shop,

1:01:22

like, at all. So I never have to talk

1:01:24

to a customer, but they'll stand at, like,

1:01:26

the fucking window

1:01:28

between, the service room, the dealership, and the actual shop.

1:01:30

And they're, like, stare at me, and it's the worst

1:01:32

shit. I I hate when they

1:01:34

do that. Oh,

1:01:35

brother, I do that. So I can't

1:01:37

I and it's not so I'll

1:01:39

sit down and look at my phone

1:01:42

for a

1:01:42

good amount of time. But if

1:01:44

there comes

1:01:44

a time where it's just like And I don't know how long

1:01:47

it takes to do fucking any. You know? I

1:01:49

know I get my oil change and it's

1:01:51

done in, like, twenty minutes. So

1:01:54

I say twenty minutes for an oil change. And

1:01:56

if it's been like forty five minutes, I

1:01:58

then start looking out the window. And

1:02:00

in

1:02:02

my mind, I

1:02:02

never say this out loud. Everybody knows I'm a fucking coward or I'm

1:02:04

just too nice to do it

1:02:06

to do stuff to service

1:02:08

workers.

1:02:10

But like

1:02:10

I'll say in my head, oh, is this gonna fucking

1:02:12

take all day now? What the fuck

1:02:14

is going on here?

1:02:15

Why is this lasted?

1:02:17

Oh my god.

1:02:20

I know that's

1:02:20

what they're thinking too, and it's like, dude,

1:02:22

there were sixteen cars ahead of you.

1:02:24

Like, just just chill. I just

1:02:26

got your car in here. It's

1:02:28

always the worst. They

1:02:30

haven't even fucking touched my car yet.

1:02:32

That's the one I always think. It's

1:02:35

like this motherfuckers haven't even touched it,

1:02:37

but my car. And so I'm looking

1:02:39

and then and

1:02:40

then the pacing

1:02:42

starts by the

1:02:44

window

1:02:44

where it's

1:02:45

like, oh, dude. pacing

1:02:47

back and

1:02:48

forth with the police?

1:02:50

We had

1:02:51

this old

1:02:52

ass motherfucker come in

1:02:55

on Wednesday. The day before

1:02:57

thanks giving. And, you know, we

1:02:59

we actually get a holiday pay here, which is

1:03:01

the first time I've ever had anything like that. So

1:03:03

I you know, roll

1:03:05

looking forward to not fucking working on

1:03:07

Thanksgiving and getting, like, a, like, a hundred

1:03:09

eighty points for sitting on our ass. So,

1:03:11

you know, we're we're all ready to get the hell out of there. It's

1:03:13

the end of the day. And this

1:03:16

old ass motherfucker just keeps

1:03:18

walking back and forth and from the

1:03:20

window. And, like, trying to peek his head in the

1:03:22

shop and the fucking, like,

1:03:24

head mechanic keeps like telling him like, hey. You can't fucking be in here.

1:03:26

Stop doing that shit. Just annoying

1:03:28

the fuck out of all of us. And

1:03:30

somehow, I guess, stuck with his

1:03:32

fucking car. and he was

1:03:34

apparently, like, yelling at the service due,

1:03:36

though I'd do the best about how

1:03:38

I I rotated the tires

1:03:40

wrong or something. I don't even

1:03:42

fucking know. And

1:03:43

IIII

1:03:46

never say a

1:03:47

word. I might

1:03:50

might.

1:03:50

go

1:03:51

up to the counter and say, do you know how

1:03:53

long this is gonna take? Like,

1:03:54

to the other person. And

1:03:56

then they they usually just blow you

1:03:58

off, which is That's fine with me.

1:04:00

I just have Like, in your

1:04:02

mind, you just have to say something.

1:04:04

You know? Because you're just

1:04:06

like, I'm stuck here at this fucking

1:04:09

place. because

1:04:09

I hate being stuck at the dealership. It

1:04:11

drives me up the wall.

1:04:13

They don't have nothing to do there.

1:04:15

They should

1:04:15

fucking put it on

1:04:17

the table. It's boring.

1:04:19

It's oh my god, dude. If we had a pool table at the

1:04:21

dealership, I might fucking tell the guy that owns it

1:04:23

to do that shit, because

1:04:26

I would would This is a

1:04:28

this is a little fun fact, a little bear

1:04:30

war for you. I fucking

1:04:32

love pool, and I've been playing it like most of

1:04:34

my life. and the

1:04:36

the local toys to go play

1:04:38

pool called Archer. They're

1:04:40

actually owned by Johnny Archer, who

1:04:42

is like I guess six time world champion of nine ball.

1:04:44

So, like, you know, I got, like, vFax

1:04:46

placed to go play pool, like, not

1:04:48

even three minutes from

1:04:50

my work. if I could save that

1:04:52

three minute, that'd be fucking

1:04:54

fantastic, dude. Put a

1:04:56

pool

1:04:56

table in there, put, like, a I

1:04:58

mean, those fucking arcade cabinets are

1:05:00

so cheap now. Two. Oh, god. You're looking

1:05:02

multiyear cheap ones. Yeah.

1:05:04

You get a Yeah.

1:05:06

we're not zero

1:05:08

Maybe

1:05:08

maybe, you know, oh,

1:05:11

a Psychoc gasoline wants to know

1:05:13

if the service riders try to

1:05:15

upsell the service. Did

1:05:18

they

1:05:18

try to do the upside to everybody? Yeah.

1:05:21

They do that.

1:05:22

And the thing is I get I

1:05:26

get for pay every time I recommend something to them so you,

1:05:28

like, get done. You know? So,

1:05:30

like, I'm I'm going through I'm going

1:05:32

through your fucking car over fine to

1:05:35

come trying to find anything I can sell to

1:05:38

you. So, like, I'll I'll be marking shit.

1:05:40

I'll be like, no. That's fucking

1:05:42

bushing. That's totally fine and

1:05:44

you don't actually need. It's just there to make your

1:05:46

car slightly more comfortable, but it costs,

1:05:48

like, sixty dollars. Yeah. You

1:05:50

need that shit. I'm being here.

1:05:52

that fucking

1:05:52

oh my god. The air filter.

1:05:54

It just that makes me want

1:05:56

to fucking lose lose

1:05:59

my

1:05:59

fucking thing.

1:06:01

No. Okay. I drive. I

1:06:04

don't want it. I'll wipe it

1:06:05

off. The

1:06:07

fucking

1:06:09

okay. I drive

1:06:09

this really shitty Nissan Rogue.

1:06:12

Right? In fact, it's

1:06:13

so shitty. I'm trying to get rid of it immediately.

1:06:15

I just have no fucking money.

1:06:17

but that's that's the size of the point. Every

1:06:20

fucking

1:06:20

time I, like,

1:06:22

went

1:06:22

anywhere for anything wrong with this

1:06:24

car that, like, I couldn't do myself.

1:06:26

because, like, I I did oil changes and transmission service and all

1:06:28

that shit myself. I'm not paying someone for that. I can do

1:06:31

it myself, especially now.

1:06:32

i now But,

1:06:33

like, you know, anytime I had, like, an engine

1:06:36

problem, they'd be like, oh, you replace your air

1:06:38

filters, by the way. So I finally fucking rip

1:06:40

the air and say, box out

1:06:42

of it. and just slap some of those, like, big ass coins. So it turns on

1:06:44

in. That's like no.

1:06:46

I'm not buying us another fucking piece of

1:06:49

paper. It's gonna get that's gonna get, like,

1:06:51

in dustiest hell and not work in a

1:06:53

month. Like, I'm done. You're not doing

1:06:55

it anymore? Can't say do. Can't

1:06:57

say take fun. it's

1:06:59

got tiny bit of

1:07:01

dirt on it

1:07:03

and they're

1:07:04

like

1:07:06

got like A00

1:07:06

bear. You're in trouble. But

1:07:09

you but it's

1:07:10

not a scumbag move out

1:07:13

of organism to go through with

1:07:15

a fine tooth comb is just what you

1:07:16

got it. It's it's actually helping in

1:07:19

a way. And then we're all just

1:07:21

trying to not

1:07:21

get ripped off.

1:07:24

here's the thing. Here's my defense.

1:07:26

Right? I'm not costing anybody

1:07:28

anything.

1:07:28

Right? I'm not gonna,

1:07:31

like, service somebody I'm not we're

1:07:33

not gonna refuse to service somebody because they're not

1:07:36

gonna replace their air filter. You

1:07:38

know? But for that the i drive,

1:07:40

we're plugging

1:07:41

a handover. Yeah. And for that guy driving the fucking Land Rover, he's

1:07:44

got an extra, you know, six thousand dollars every

1:07:46

month to just do Dick with.

1:07:48

He can buy the fucking expensive ass flushing

1:07:50

than NFL than shit. You

1:07:52

know? I didn't get that money, so I might

1:07:54

say. The only people buying that shit

1:07:56

is people who have plenty of money for it,

1:07:58

and we all

1:08:00

know that. Yeah.

1:08:00

I mean, broke people know not to buy the fucking

1:08:02

air filter. We all know that.

1:08:04

I grew up Yeah.

1:08:06

Broke my daughter's

1:08:08

scam. Yeah. The air

1:08:10

filter's the worst one. But there's I

1:08:12

mean, I also hate it when

1:08:14

the motherfuckers make you like the

1:08:18

the move

1:08:19

where they're like, I I wouldn't even

1:08:21

drive out of here in that thing. It's

1:08:23

like motherfucker. I'd be I can't pay

1:08:25

you all. Motherfucker. Oh my

1:08:28

god. I

1:08:29

I have done

1:08:32

that once, but to

1:08:34

be fair, the ladies radiator was missing. I out Doug,

1:08:40

you gotta do something. Like,

1:08:42

you can't drive like this. It's a computer engine. What we quote on you? Yeah.

1:08:44

And she's like, I've

1:08:47

been driving it like for

1:08:49

almost a year now and I'm

1:08:51

like, I don't fucking know how. Like, I'm

1:08:53

just being taught it.

1:08:54

Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know, people don't understand

1:08:57

the will understand this

1:08:58

is something I used to fucking get insane about

1:09:01

at the cable company.

1:09:03

They're like,

1:09:04

well, it was working yesterday. And

1:09:06

it's like, yeah. everything that

1:09:07

breaks was working yesterday. Yeah. I did have

1:09:09

to work. to make

1:09:11

it a point that

1:09:13

it doesn't work. Yeah. There

1:09:15

are stills already fucking bills.

1:09:17

You wouldn't even know. I can

1:09:21

yeah. There's essentially

1:09:24

a day where

1:09:24

the day before it was working

1:09:26

and today it's not.

1:09:27

That's what broken me.

1:09:31

That's

1:09:31

always fucking yeah. That's what broken means. I would get so

1:09:33

fucking mad at these people at the Oh

1:09:36

my

1:09:36

god.

1:09:38

Because That's

1:09:38

the other thing. The cable company, they weren't even

1:09:41

charged for shit. You know?

1:09:42

I never charged anybody. I

1:09:46

threatened a few times to

1:09:48

charge somebody

1:09:49

for a service call because they were

1:09:51

being

1:09:51

a dick to me. You

1:09:53

know

1:09:53

what I mean? So

1:09:54

I would be like, well, if I do that,

1:09:57

you know, I gotta

1:09:57

charge you charging ninety dollars an hour

1:09:59

because

1:10:00

they were

1:10:01

being an asshole. I would

1:10:03

never do that any other time. Or I'm trying to get out

1:10:05

of work. That's the other thing. It's like you go to

1:10:07

a fucking huge house and it's like,

1:10:09

I ain't running, get fucking

1:10:12

outlets here. But

1:10:13

yeah. That's why I used to do

1:10:15

a fucking freelance PC

1:10:17

repair work,

1:10:20

you know? just to

1:10:22

make some extra cash. And whenever somebody would be, like, well, it should be working just fine. I always

1:10:24

be, like, then why am I here? And it it

1:10:26

would usually be able to shut the fuck up

1:10:31

you know, it's it's the same thing. It was it was working yesterday. Okay. What

1:10:33

the fuck is it? And then why am

1:10:35

I here? If you think it's fine.

1:10:37

Why are you gonna let me

1:10:40

go home. It

1:10:40

was always working yesterday. That's every time. You just

1:10:43

got you you somebody needs to make one

1:10:45

of those signs. You hang

1:10:47

out, hang up at mechanic

1:10:50

plays. It was always working before

1:10:53

it broke.

1:10:53

Because that was that

1:10:55

that you said that

1:10:57

a fucking crazy man. fucking crazy. I'd be like

1:10:59

your TV is not working. It was working

1:11:01

yesterday. Well, yeah. But it's not

1:11:04

now, though. Fucking

1:11:04

trying to make it work, but then they

1:11:06

accused you of breaking it too. That's

1:11:09

the other fucking problem. If

1:11:11

you tell somebody that something

1:11:13

is fucked

1:11:14

up and if you tell

1:11:16

somebody that

1:11:17

something is fucked up and

1:11:19

then they answer you with,

1:11:21

like, they're gonna charge you.

1:11:23

That does suck. for everybody involved.

1:11:25

But like, it's not

1:11:27

your fault that

1:11:28

it's not your fault they're being charged

1:11:31

being charged. You can't you can't give things.

1:11:32

You

1:11:32

if you any

1:11:35

any person I think

1:11:37

that is listening

1:11:39

to this show If they

1:11:41

could give away things for free, they they would. I know I always did.

1:11:43

I always was

1:11:45

i always was like

1:11:47

like, you know,

1:11:48

I hooked up

1:11:50

free cable for people and shit like that. It's just sometimes that you just

1:11:52

you know, you ain't trying to lose

1:11:54

your job. You're not trying to deal,

1:11:59

you know. But car dealerships are a hot

1:12:01

topic. They're like a a kinda

1:12:03

you're working at the

1:12:05

place. where

1:12:06

where I

1:12:07

mean, you've now done exactly

1:12:09

you've now

1:12:09

done exactly what

1:12:11

I did and got a

1:12:13

job at the place where

1:12:15

the most people are the most miserable. Like, when I was working

1:12:17

for the cable company, they would do

1:12:20

those polls

1:12:23

about worst. companies, and

1:12:23

it was always like at the top. Cable companies were

1:12:25

always at the top. Cable companies and card

1:12:28

dealerships. So you have

1:12:30

now entered the world of

1:12:32

People just

1:12:33

gonna hate you, and that's just a way that I'm

1:12:35

just you know what? You know what I am gonna say?

1:12:36

the know what you know what i am usa

1:12:38

I feel like people were more

1:12:41

miserable whenever they go to a fucking showy than they are at a

1:12:43

cardio or so. I I might be just I

1:12:47

just I think so. I I really think the gloom sets

1:12:49

in on every fucking person that's thinking they

1:12:51

step into Chili's. I

1:12:54

I don't I don't think anyone's ever been happy at a Chili's.

1:12:56

I truly don't. That

1:12:58

is

1:12:59

Name of

1:13:01

If anyone if anyone in this Shack named

1:13:04

one time, they had a good memory out

1:13:06

of Chili's, I will give you all the

1:13:08

money I own. Like,

1:13:10

I don't it's

1:13:12

not happening. Yeah. My

1:13:12

wife recently went with my aunt to Chili's,

1:13:14

and she said it was just

1:13:15

it's the first

1:13:17

time she'd been to

1:13:20

Chili's since. you

1:13:20

know, probably two thousand three or four. And she

1:13:22

was like, it was a

1:13:23

hard Which was probably the last time it was decent?

1:13:26

yeah Yeah. So

1:13:28

now but,

1:13:29

I mean, the car dealership has a jump up. I I

1:13:31

actually think from from

1:13:33

Chili's in that

1:13:36

it's

1:13:37

the I

1:13:38

I think, like, people

1:13:40

get

1:13:42

that so mad

1:13:44

at because

1:13:45

they don't trust anybody in that

1:13:47

whole building at all. Because it's a low charge. a

1:13:47

big job. It's

1:13:48

a

1:13:52

job that has a

1:13:54

very low trust rate. If that's if

1:13:55

that's something

1:13:59

you would say. You

1:13:59

know, it's, like,

1:13:59

a low level of, like, I don't

1:14:02

trust anybody in here. That that might

1:14:04

not be

1:14:04

Oh, yeah. And it I

1:14:07

can't seem to be, like,

1:14:09

Like, I I don't have to be honest with you. Like, if if I didn't

1:14:11

fucking work there, I wouldn't trust Dick that anyone

1:14:13

said there. I still don't trust

1:14:15

the fucking sales people.

1:14:19

Kids ring the salespeople will come back there and be like, do you

1:14:21

believe you guys need a car? And we're all

1:14:23

like fuck you. And we're

1:14:25

not I would roughly

1:14:28

appreciate it. No. You can't run

1:14:30

my credit. Don't go somewhere else. Yeah. And

1:14:32

that's a

1:14:33

thing. It's like, I

1:14:35

remember one time.

1:14:38

When I was I I used

1:14:40

to get bored when there

1:14:41

weren't any calls to do.

1:14:43

When I

1:14:43

was a service tech at the at

1:14:46

at insight. And I one time, I

1:14:48

went to h h

1:14:50

greg. And they, apparently, at h

1:14:52

h greg get just to wander

1:14:55

around and look at shit. you

1:14:57

know, and the salesperson

1:14:58

because I think I've never heard

1:15:00

this for

1:15:00

sure. I don't

1:15:02

know if there's anybody out

1:15:04

here

1:15:06

I

1:15:06

don't know if

1:15:07

there's anybody out

1:15:10

here who has actually

1:15:12

worked for h h, Greg, but

1:15:14

I think they get paid on commission. And

1:15:16

I'm standing there looking

1:15:17

at this this TV,

1:15:20

this this big

1:15:20

flat screen at the time

1:15:22

that was a big fucking deal or

1:15:24

or

1:15:26

Plasma.

1:15:26

It was a plasma screen TV at

1:15:28

this time. And

1:15:29

a guy walks up to

1:15:31

me and Yeah.

1:15:32

They're switching everything over

1:15:34

digital next year. So in Fort, you're gonna

1:15:36

have to buy one of these. And

1:15:37

this is about the best price I can give

1:15:40

you. I fucking turned around and he

1:15:42

saw that I was wearing the work uniform. He was, like, never

1:15:44

mind. I just

1:15:47

walked away from him.

1:15:51

Oh my god. You know,

1:15:52

I fucking personally,

1:15:54

I'm

1:15:54

like a huge fucking

1:15:56

Honda fanboy, you know, in

1:15:58

terms of the car guy anyways.

1:16:00

So when I found out that we

1:16:02

had, like, Honda merch that I could get discounted, I bought up a bunch of it, but it

1:16:05

really makes it funny now whenever

1:16:07

I go to, like, fucking

1:16:10

used cars because I'm looking at, like, Civic

1:16:12

and Acura's and stuff. And they'll start to

1:16:14

tell me something. And I'll just be like,

1:16:16

yeah. Be sure about that, and they'll just

1:16:18

be like, yeah, as well, you know. You fucking know. This ain't worth

1:16:20

shit. What will you give me for?

1:16:22

It's really fucking funny. Yeah. I

1:16:24

do wanna say

1:16:26

I think h h Greg

1:16:29

is actually they sell all the same

1:16:31

shit as Best Buy. I think the

1:16:33

workers just get paid on commission,

1:16:35

so it's just Slightly.

1:16:38

rightly well

1:16:40

Well, I

1:16:40

don't know because there are times where,

1:16:42

like, if people are making commission, it

1:16:45

makes the experience kinda better.

1:16:47

then, like, when you go to Best Buy and you just stand around and

1:16:49

nobody wants to talk to you, you you

1:16:51

wanna buy something so

1:16:54

bad. but they

1:16:54

gotta go into bed and they just

1:16:57

keep walking by you. So at

1:16:59

least if they're making commission,

1:17:01

they'll come up to you and

1:17:03

and See what you need. I have never

1:17:05

had a place to talk about

1:17:06

this, but I fucking hate Best

1:17:10

Buy with burning passion. there was no point that'd rather go on a lesser

1:17:12

fucking pass by. Yeah.

1:17:15

I mean,

1:17:16

I think you're

1:17:19

prop. You're young. So I don't think

1:17:22

they there was a period before the Internet was really taken

1:17:24

for the internet was really taken

1:17:26

off

1:17:27

off where you

1:17:28

would just go there and hang

1:17:31

out because they had CDs, they had movies, and

1:17:32

me and my buddies would

1:17:34

just go there and hang out.

1:17:37

The fucking

1:17:39

the worst I

1:17:40

I have two fucking terrible

1:17:43

bets by story. The first

1:17:45

one was when Oh my god. What was the

1:17:47

last one of the Fireflies children? Was that

1:17:49

one of those Rob zombie

1:17:51

movies? Right? It released on

1:17:53

Blu ray and DVD, and it was exclusive to

1:17:55

Best Buy. And I already owned every other

1:17:57

Rob zombie movie that was out on, like,

1:17:59

physical media.

1:18:02

So I had to have it. And I had to fucking deal with Best Buy customer

1:18:04

service trying to get it because they were like,

1:18:06

oh, I don't think we have it. I'm like,

1:18:08

they're the only store that

1:18:10

has it. It's exclusive to you.

1:18:13

you have to have at least one copy of it. No one else

1:18:15

in this fucking state is buying this, and they're like, It's not

1:18:20

here. and it was the whole time. It

1:18:22

just took me, like, an hour and a half to finally get someone to go fucking to, like, bulk in the back.

1:18:24

Did you go

1:18:27

to the

1:18:28

back? You

1:18:29

go that's the most annoying word a person says it to a

1:18:31

retail person though. Can you go look in a bank? No. Can

1:18:33

you

1:18:33

go look in

1:18:35

a bank? No.

1:18:37

because it's

1:18:37

the one In the whole time, all

1:18:39

the boys. because you know there ain't shit in the back. There's

1:18:41

nothing

1:18:42

in the back. I was, like, ninety nine times out of a

1:18:44

hundred.

1:18:44

I

1:18:46

know there's nothing there, but just fucking luck

1:18:48

there is this time, I swear. And

1:18:50

there was. I was right. And

1:18:52

I just And then, also, maybe you feel like a

1:18:55

shit worse, and then sit there try convince them, no, it is job better than you

1:18:57

do. And, like, of course, they're gonna

1:18:59

fucking listen to me. It

1:19:03

sucked. It was so bad. The other

1:19:04

one was I went and just try

1:19:06

to buy a pocket. I I went

1:19:09

to buy a camera win. and the guy just kept

1:19:11

trying to convince me that I couldn't afford it. And

1:19:13

I'm like, motherfucker, who cares? I did

1:19:15

it to me. I'm gonna

1:19:17

buy it right now.

1:19:19

They're told me god.

1:19:20

Yeah. I didn't know what I

1:19:22

just saw. It was Sorry. I I just saw Hunter

1:19:24

x Hunter Biden said the

1:19:26

incentive is fucked with commission. because

1:19:30

their rent depends on you walking out

1:19:32

with the most expensive

1:19:34

products. And that

1:19:35

that is true. I think I'm

1:19:37

just saying from, like, a pure

1:19:39

customer service, like,

1:19:40

situation. It's like you

1:19:43

there's two choices in

1:19:45

retail. And one is go to Best Buy, where as Hutti Al

1:19:47

says, Best Buy used to be the spot. Now there's

1:19:49

like one person working in

1:19:51

the entire store and

1:19:54

it's impossible to buy anything there. Yeah. Like,

1:19:57

best buy you can go

1:19:59

there and

1:19:59

nobody

1:20:01

then can

1:20:02

bother. Like, like, nobody will talk

1:20:03

to you. You can't get a TV. You

1:20:05

can't get a fucking washer because there's

1:20:08

not enough fucking

1:20:10

people working there. And

1:20:12

then commission

1:20:12

to me was always like Commission

1:20:15

to me was always like, ah,

1:20:17

they're a little pushy,

1:20:19

but at least they're fucking

1:20:22

there to help

1:20:23

me. You know? And as I said,

1:20:24

as everybody's

1:20:26

goofing on the

1:20:27

back now, sending

1:20:30

people to the back, which is very funny.

1:20:32

Psyche gasoline says, yeah, let me go

1:20:34

to our warehouse guy Wayne

1:20:37

de facto.

1:20:38

wow So

1:20:40

the back. I gotta go to the back. Can

1:20:42

you go to the back? There's nothing in the back.

1:20:44

There's fucking nothing in the back. I

1:20:47

don't even I've never worked at like a

1:20:49

target or anything or a Best Buy. I just know

1:20:51

there's nothing in the back.

1:20:52

I

1:20:53

just know it. One time, I

1:20:55

showed up at a very good employee. He told

1:20:57

me no. When I said, did you check to the back? He

1:20:59

said no. And I said, okay. And I was

1:21:01

just being to the Like, what do I what the fuck

1:21:03

else am I supposed to say that?

1:21:06

Yeah.

1:21:06

Oh, no. Oh,

1:21:09

no. TSD hog UI

1:21:10

said my stepmom came

1:21:12

home geeked from Best Buy One Black

1:21:14

Friday with an HDMI cable. I

1:21:16

got this for three dollars. sticker

1:21:19

price was eighty dollars. At

1:21:21

the

1:21:22

cable

1:21:24

company, I would go to people's

1:21:26

house, rich people. We're talking about people

1:21:28

with. fucking

1:21:29

huge McMartin's that have

1:21:30

huge theater rooms with, like,

1:21:33

you know,

1:21:35

three rows of up

1:21:36

seats in them and and they're they're showing and

1:21:38

you you would come in. Yeah. I'd come in a house and

1:21:41

they'd

1:21:41

turn on

1:21:44