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Hey.

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Water of the street fight. I am

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your host. Brian. And

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this week, I have a guest that shares my

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birthday. Number one. Yep. Birthday

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buddies. Yep. We're birthday buddies.

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So there's never been a

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birthday buddy cohost. I

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got Charles Star from your are

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you doing a lab, a lab, b?

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I am. I am too in a lab.

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More am doing a lab. I have a

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fucking lawyer in the house that I

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that's right. Actually, do message

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sometimes and try to fill

0:47

my arguments. Yeah.

0:51

I am I I don't suggest

0:53

emailing me for legal advice. ice,

0:55

but I do have to admit that

0:59

if you come to me with a reasonable enough

1:01

question, I will try to keep

1:03

you out of trouble with

1:06

eight hundred disclaimers in front

1:08

of it. Yeah. I the last

1:10

III the last law

1:12

advice I asked you for was because I was

1:14

pissed off at

1:16

meetings TV because they wouldn't let

1:18

me wear my

1:19

cool shirt. and I was

1:21

filming the TV show. I was like,

1:23

were you fucking talented? It's

1:26

so mad, dude. I had all these cool clothes.

1:29

and then motherfucker said you can't have any

1:31

labels on your shirt. So I lost my fucking

1:33

mind and was like, I was messaged in

1:35

you. I think I messaged, like, a

1:38

couple other people too. Like, come on,

1:40

people that have done TV, like,

1:42

all that shit. I met. And -- Yeah. --

1:44

basically, it was like in the end,

1:46

it didn't fucking matter. Right.

1:48

because yeah. I mean, put my advice.

1:51

Like, this is you'll find this out. my

1:53

standard advice in situations like

1:55

that is always

1:57

the same. And

1:59

the

1:59

advice is always just

2:02

let it go. Yeah. You're not because you're

2:04

not gonna win, and it's

2:06

like you just have to fucking eat

2:08

that pain, man. get Häagen

2:10

Dazs or whatever because there's

2:14

there's no good outcome where

2:16

you stand on the principle of cool

2:18

shirts. Yeah. Or yeah. Yeah.

2:21

And it it ended up actually,

2:23

like, I think the reason

2:25

I finally

2:27

snapped and

2:28

texted you was because I

2:30

started to have this weird anxiety about

2:32

people thinking I wear the same shirts every

2:34

day. No.

2:37

That's good though. That is a good anxiety.

2:40

You don't want anyone think and you're like steamed

2:42

jobs. Well, I did that. I

2:44

did that in in I was very

2:46

weird about that actually growing up

2:48

and in school too, where it was sorta like

2:52

you know, I don't wanna, like, people

2:55

to think I wear the same shirt, so I, like, basically,

2:57

had a calendar set up. Like, which -- Oh,

2:59

wow. -- wore that fucking shirt. And,

3:01

like, I one of the things I

3:03

do in my life

3:05

now is a little different, but

3:07

had done for a long time was

3:09

like, it was this sort of weird,

3:12

restriction where it was like,

3:14

if I like that shirt, I can only wear it one

3:16

time a week. And Yeah. Well,

3:18

that's a good restriction. Yeah.

3:20

Like, that is that is like, I mean,

3:22

I don't know. I grew up well,

3:26

I grew up well off enough that

3:29

I had plenty of mediocre shirts

3:31

to choose from. So, like,

3:33

I didn't have an issue of repeating.

3:35

And, like, I was just that not

3:38

repeating is the

3:40

extent of my fashion conscious. I

3:43

couldn't match anything. I

3:45

like, every it would be jeans every

3:47

day, you know, with just

3:49

a feel like I would wear the shit out of jeans.

3:51

Those things could walk themselves, you

3:54

know. But I

3:56

would like, I would just wear

3:58

jeans. I had the fucking tube sock

4:01

You know? Like, I've you know what's

4:03

funny? That kind of shit, not fancy

4:05

sneakers. Not like it's not like

4:07

I was going to you

4:10

know, the cheap shoe store

4:12

or anything, but I also wasn't buying

4:14

the cool things because I wouldn't

4:16

have known what they were and I didn't

4:18

care you know, it like,

4:20

so it was just I was like,

4:23

people talk about, like, John Harbaugh,

4:26

the, like, the, you know, the brothers

4:28

who coach you know, Michigan and

4:30

the Ravens or whatever, and they talk about

4:32

them shopping at Kohl's. I'm

4:34

that guy now, I was that guy

4:36

then, you know, no

4:39

real sense of fashion at all. I

4:41

wasn't a Kohl's guy for I

4:43

mean Kohl's is like, really place

4:46

for when you have a kid

4:49

that is, like, young

4:51

enough that you don't have time to care

4:54

about any kind of fashion stuff

4:56

for me. So I -- Yeah. -- I was a

4:58

Kohl's guy for a really long

5:00

time, but then as my kids

5:02

started getting older and I convinced

5:05

myself that, okay. Well, if

5:07

I'm gonna be on stage, I have to look

5:09

really good. But the the truth

5:11

is, like, I was dressing

5:14

I was like that when I was in high school

5:16

too. I was very much like

5:18

AAI need these clothes.

5:20

And my parents had five kids, so

5:22

they wouldn't buy us fucking

5:25

shit. I mean, like, I I

5:27

always think about my parent. I think about my

5:29

parents is like such a weird thing where it's

5:31

like, I know that my dad

5:34

made really good

5:36

fucking money. And I know that

5:38

my stepmom

5:41

made really good. Diesel money. I

5:43

mean, she was she was maybe more

5:45

on the lower end, but

5:47

they had five kids, so they didn't get to

5:49

live like people that had money And then --

5:51

Right. Right. -- as soon as we were all

5:53

moved out, my stepmom quit her

5:55

job. So they never they

5:57

never got to live like real

5:59

we have money life. And

6:02

I find that very funny. Yeah.

6:05

It's I mean, there

6:07

is there is something to that. I mean,

6:09

one of the like, if you don't

6:11

have money, this is not gonna be anything

6:13

that's meaningful or sympathetic to

6:15

you. But, like, people talk about,

6:17

you know, you buy your own you buy

6:19

your house. Right? And

6:22

when people buy a house, they

6:24

very often buy, like, as

6:26

much house as they can afford. Mhmm.

6:28

Right? Whether it's whether it's for

6:30

location or for size or

6:32

whatever, people just buy

6:34

as much houses they can afford.

6:37

And then they have

6:39

technically just as much money,

6:41

maybe even more if the real estate state market

6:43

is booming, but they're completely

6:46

illiquid. Like having a house

6:48

is like, you know, it's

6:50

also a white elephant. and

6:52

you can't spend it. You've already

6:55

spent it. Right? That's right. So the so

6:57

the phrase is house poor.

7:00

Right? Right? And

7:02

if you don't have a house, that's a

7:04

big fuck you phrase. But

7:06

if you do and you sort

7:08

of know what that means, It's

7:10

like you have this big asset which

7:12

is comfort and security, but

7:15

you can't buy nice stuff. Yeah.

7:17

because you have no you

7:19

have no cash flow. It's just

7:21

you're you're still living off of

7:23

your normal income. and

7:26

so your kids are set,

7:28

but you don't get to actually enjoy

7:30

that money. Yeah. You just have unless

7:32

you wanna turn it into a loan and

7:34

now you're a guy who has a big fucking

7:36

low on top of your mortgage. Yeah.

7:38

I mean, they they had a mortgage.

7:42

And but the what

7:44

what my parents did. I've I've talked about

7:46

it a few times. They're very funny.

7:48

They're very much like exactly

7:51

what the the sort of baby

7:53

boomer dream is is that,

7:56

yeah, they they made decent money,

7:58

but they had too many kids. But

7:59

by

8:01

they also bought, like, sort of

8:03

luxury items on credit a

8:05

lot. So it would

8:07

be, like, oh, hey, we got our, you

8:09

know, first of all, a mid priced

8:11

sedan. Like -- Right. -- they

8:13

got a convertible that was

8:15

a Chrysler Sebring. I

8:18

just bragged about it constantly. I love

8:20

that. I actually I'm normy enough

8:22

that I loved that car. I looked at that

8:24

car when I was buying a car. I

8:26

looked at getting a convertible seabring.

8:28

I ended up I mean, I live in New York. I

8:30

ended up not getting a convertible at all,

8:33

you know. But

8:35

when I was when I was I when I was

8:37

in my thirties, like, I bought my

8:39

only ever new

8:41

car, and it was, like, a Pontiac

8:43

Grand AM for a car you

8:45

can get? That's the I like this

8:47

car. nineteen grand, and I loved

8:49

it. And, like, nineteen

8:51

new, and I loved that thing. It felt

8:53

almost like a sports car even

8:56

though it's, like, obviously not. They

8:58

don't know. Those motherfucker. Oh,

9:00

we've talked about Let me tell you, I beat it

9:02

to the punch by driving it into a

9:04

tree. Yeah. We we used

9:06

to talk about it all the time on

9:08

here is, like, anybody who

9:10

has ever been, like, super broke

9:12

and had to buy a car at, like, a buy

9:14

here, pay here, some something like that,

9:16

they'll get a goddamn thing

9:18

looks like you look

9:20

at it and you're like, this is kinda like a

9:23

a corvette. Pretty. Yeah. It doesn't

9:25

look bad. I've had

9:27

three of them and all three of them

9:29

totally fucking shit the bad. Like,

9:31

no, man. I made night. I

9:33

avoided that. I crashed that

9:35

car. I crashed that car on my Honeywell.

9:38

Nice. That's a story. time

9:40

to crash That's the story. I

9:42

went up to my I took my wife up

9:44

to my college town and

9:46

we went on, like, a

9:49

wine tour. This is the Finger

9:51

Lakes. And I went to

9:53

Cornell. It's been on my Twitter

9:55

feed. Don't make fun of me for it being

9:57

too fancy or not fancy enough.

10:00

And so we

10:02

go to the and and Finger Lakes

10:04

wine is garbage. Right?

10:06

It's like, I couldn't believe it. The first

10:08

place we went, we

10:10

we, like, taste one wine and

10:12

it's, like, sara. Right? It's

10:14

so sweet. And we're like, we like we

10:16

like we like it, and they're like we have and

10:18

I'm like, just give me the driest thing you

10:21

have. and even that

10:23

was like dime a tap. And so I'm

10:25

like, this is I can't do

10:27

this. But on the

10:29

way back, we had just

10:31

had a week of wedding. We

10:33

were exhausted. And I was

10:35

spitting whole time. I wasn't even drinking

10:37

because I knew I was driving back

10:39

to town after and

10:41

I just fell asleep at, like,

10:43

five thirty. and I woke

10:45

up on the shoulder, like, on

10:47

the rumble strip, hitting,

10:49

you know, like, the roadside mailboxes,

10:52

the the mailbox heads just

10:54

popping off, like, damn the lions in

10:56

front of my windshield as I

10:58

drive through a rack of them. and

11:01

turning the wheel just in time, so I

11:03

didn't go full,

11:05

like smashing dead

11:07

on. into this tree. Like,

11:09

I turned just enough that I

11:12

just clipped it hard with the

11:14

passenger side and just caved in

11:16

the top hire and my wife who's

11:18

asleep next to me, like,

11:20

you know, we had our seatbelts on, but

11:22

she, like, slammed the airbag and it

11:24

broke her glasses. And all

11:26

fucked up, but that oh my

11:29

god. That was that was that car. I

11:31

love that car. The only

11:33

time in my life that

11:35

I ever would thank

11:37

a cop, I would say. This

11:40

is when he didn't make me

11:42

do it drug. When you don't give me a

11:44

d. Why can't you? Well, Charles, I don't

11:46

drink. So they can't get me

11:48

on that one because it's I just do weed. They

11:50

couldn't have gotten me either, but I was also

11:52

mad I'm glad he didn't do anything. because I

11:54

said that I was on the wine trail and he

11:56

still didn't do anything. But I thank

11:58

this car there's this car

12:00

Okay. I'm driving. I go to this

12:02

concert. Okay.

12:04

So Friday. Okay.

12:06

So there's I love the deaf tones. This is

12:08

just my favorite band of all time. They were

12:10

just this band that they met

12:12

everything to me. And they

12:14

announced this thing called the Gorilla

12:16

Tour, like GUE, you

12:19

know. And what that what it was

12:21

was we'll announce the date

12:23

the day

12:24

before the show. And

12:25

you have to go to the venue,

12:28

get the ticket, and

12:30

then come back for the show the

12:32

next day. Right. So no presale

12:35

fucking shenanigans. That's for people who

12:37

care. Yeah. So it was in

12:39

Cleveland, which is two hours away -- Mhmm.

12:41

-- from where I live

12:43

and we wanted to get there by eight in

12:45

the morning. So my brother had

12:47

this paper route and we did

12:49

that we knocked it out. So we're we're up at

12:51

five in the morning doing this. We're knocking this thing

12:53

out. We drive up. We get the tickets. We

12:55

drive home. And then I

12:57

have, like, roughly don't

12:59

know, twelve hours before we have

13:01

to leave to go back to Cleveland. And I just I

13:03

don't I don't get any sleep. It's just

13:05

there was no way than

13:07

I was ever gonna get any sleep and Right. You're

13:10

wired as shit, man. And ever

13:12

gonna see your favorite band, you've been

13:14

doing this like crazy

13:16

mission. Again, it's a small

13:18

venue. It's very it's like a

13:20

four hundred person venue for this

13:22

band that was now Is this like in the

13:24

flats or Yes. Like,

13:26

in the flats are where? Okay. Yes.

13:28

So I My brother went to my brother went to

13:30

Case for law school. So we saw, like,

13:32

a bunch of jazz in the flats and

13:34

stuff. when he was there. So I drive up

13:36

there. I get these tickets for my

13:38

friends. Those motherfuckers and

13:40

this is this is classic.

13:42

Those motherfuckers get shitfaced at the

13:45

concert. They're passing out. They're

13:47

fucking throwing up all over the

13:49

place. They're sleeping on

13:51

the floor. at the concert and

13:53

just just as drunk as

13:55

anybody's ever been. So of course,

13:57

I'm driving because everybody gets

13:59

drunk when I'm because

14:01

they know, I'll drive the

14:03

fucking car. And I'll drive the car anyway. I

14:05

I just I never will drink.

14:08

I'm driving home. and

14:10

I just didn't have any sleep. I saw

14:13

this concert. I'm in the Mosh pit

14:15

the whole fucking time.

14:17

I'm sweating. I'm smoking.

14:19

I'm exhausted and I'm just about to fall

14:21

asleep. I I'm doing

14:23

probably because I got to that

14:25

point where you're tired and you're like,

14:27

what? you know, I

14:29

better speed so that I

14:31

get home before I fall. Yeah.

14:33

Yeah. And I'm going eighty

14:35

five and I got pulled over

14:37

just outside of Columbus. If that

14:40

fucking cop didn't pull me over, I

14:42

can guarantee I was dead

14:44

because I was not going

14:46

to live. I wish he wouldn't

14:48

have given me an eighty five dollar

14:50

ticket that I had to show -- Sure. -- forty five

14:52

minutes out of town to pay. But

14:55

You know, I I got a bunch of tickets

14:57

like in the just outside.

14:59

Every ticket I've ever gotten is

15:01

just outside of the city, so I have

15:03

to drive Oh, that's

15:05

funny. I have I've gotten a

15:07

couple in the city, but the

15:10

my brother my brother used to get

15:12

popped and up state New York all the time and

15:14

all these, like, shitty little

15:16

speed trap towns. Well, which

15:18

is always just a pain in the ass.

15:20

You're part of the continent in New York.

15:22

That part of the country is

15:25

I mean, I've talked about it before.

15:27

I had never been there

15:30

and we did a tour up there. We

15:32

did a show in New York. I thought it was just

15:34

a show, but then we did a tour up

15:36

there. The first time we performed The first two

15:38

times, I think, we reformed in New York. It was just

15:40

a one and done, and then we left. And

15:42

it was really fun. I had, like,

15:44

a really great time in New York. but

15:46

then we did the tour up there. And I'm

15:48

not saying I didn't have fun, but

15:50

I'm saying that, like, it's

15:53

a fucking police date up there.

15:55

in that part of up in your part of the country,

15:57

there's just there's so many

15:59

more police, and people love the

16:01

police so much more up there.

16:04

Yeah. It's weird. It is.

16:06

It's weird. I mean, it's all

16:08

very conditional. You know, you see that all

16:10

the time. It's conditional on the

16:12

police treating other people like shit, not

16:14

people like you. Yeah.

16:16

Like, then it's instantly, you know,

16:18

the police are run by the Jews.

16:21

Yeah. I

16:23

re Yeah. Yeah.

16:28

I mean, I the earniest

16:30

is, like, the work the worst

16:32

around here isn't, like, New

16:34

York. But in Virginia, speeding

16:37

is somewhere between a misdemeanor

16:39

and a felony. I almost got

16:41

it. Yeah.

16:43

My mom did. My mom caught My

16:45

I don't think she caught a felony charge, but she

16:48

caught a misdemeanor charge. And

16:50

the way it works

16:53

is all body body. Like,

16:55

the reason it's like that is because

16:57

there's, like, you get hit

17:00

and then within a

17:02

week, your mailbox fills

17:04

up with mail

17:07

from speeding ticket attorneys. in

17:11

Virginia who handle exactly

17:13

these kinds of cases. And

17:15

my brother actually took the laboring ore

17:17

on this, and he like

17:19

vetted a bunch of the people who wrote

17:21

to my mom and picked out who she was

17:23

gonna work with. And the guy is like a

17:25

good old boy and he's basically like, yeah, whatever,

17:27

because they know the judge who's

17:29

gonna handle it and they just negotiate

17:32

or whatever. and you, like,

17:34

pay some big ass fucking

17:37

fine and and

17:39

then you're you're done.

17:41

Right? It gets knocked down to

17:43

a violation. It's not a misdemeanor anymore,

17:46

you know, and my mom does have so

17:49

many time. and a Virginia jail. But,

17:52

like, the whole thing is just crazy and my

17:54

mom was, like, just so mad about it

17:56

and the police traded her so rudely

17:59

and whatever. And it was

18:01

funny because I got to have, like, a

18:03

good conversation with

18:05

my mom about like, not that

18:07

my mom was ever against Black Lives

18:10

Matter, but, you know, she's, you know,

18:12

in her yeah. She's past since,

18:14

but she's, like, in her seventies. And

18:16

she has, like, opinions about,

18:18

like, things being what

18:21

they are and what you see. And I'm, like, nah,

18:23

just, like, Number one,

18:25

let's not forget mom that you were

18:27

unambiguously guilty. Yeah.

18:29

Right? You are definitely going

18:31

the exact miles power that he

18:33

said you were when you pulled he pulled you

18:36

over. Now imagine that happens

18:38

to you once a week. and

18:40

you're never guilty. Right?

18:43

Like, that is that is

18:45

the experience that people

18:47

who are not you.

18:49

And so

18:52

that's why they think

18:54

cops or assholes much more than

18:56

you do. It's funny

18:59

because, like, I

18:59

grew up sort

19:02

of I I

19:04

don't know. Like, when I grew up,

19:06

you didn't people didn't like the police.

19:08

It wasn't like Yeah. That's not that

19:10

was not my experience, comps were,

19:13

like, like, I I'm not passing

19:15

that on. But my

19:17

my my experience was

19:20

that they were who you go to

19:23

like, you know, you're safe. That's, like, it

19:25

was very it was very

19:28

sanitized. No sense of what police

19:30

are for. Yeah. Post nine

19:32

eleven, it turned that way

19:34

where I'm from, but where I'm where

19:36

I grew up in in in Groveport,

19:39

Ohio. Mhmm. we didn't like the

19:41

police. We we I've

19:43

talked about the goof we used to do where me

19:45

and my friends would all stand around and smoke

19:47

a cigarette. And then

19:50

when the cops came around the corner, we would just take off

19:52

running and start jumping fences

19:54

so that they would chase us and then we would

19:56

goof on them when they caught us and say, I

19:58

We didn't do anything. I don't know why you're chasing

20:01

us. But, like, I

20:04

I didn't, like, I

20:06

couldn't actually believe after nine eleven

20:09

when Listen, if I'm

20:11

in New York and

20:14

I saw what happened

20:16

happened? And IIII

20:18

you know, chances are probably knew somebody

20:20

that died, maybe knew a cop,

20:22

that died in nine eleven,

20:26

I am maybe having

20:28

a period of time

20:30

where I am

20:33

hesitant to talk shit about

20:35

the police. But, like, the thing that blew my

20:37

mind was that, like, I was I

20:39

remember I was out hanging out with this this

20:42

Redneck guy that I used to hang out with

20:44

that was just fucking

20:46

hated the cops. Very

20:48

stupidly one time, Charles. I'll tell you this story.

20:50

You'll love it. This

20:52

this redneck guy we knew his growing weed in his backyard.

20:56

Mhmm. And one of us found out about it.

20:58

And he was like a friend of ours

21:00

and stuff, and he was like,

21:02

we were teenagers and he would get us cigarettes

21:04

and he would give us beers and stuff like

21:06

that. Like, he was just this illbelly

21:09

guy. that that we grew up with and we knew

21:11

and and he was like a he was nice.

21:13

He was an older man and

21:15

and we would hang with them. But

21:17

we found out he was growing weed in his

21:19

backyard and we were like, well, we gotta steal

21:21

that. So We

21:25

we waited till he went to work.

21:27

We went in his backyard and we

21:29

pulled the weed out by the roots

21:32

and fucking took it. and

21:34

and broke it down and tried to dry

21:36

it, but we did it in the oven. It just ended

21:38

up ruining the weed and stuff.

21:41

but like Worst of both worlds, man.

21:43

When he got home, I don't even smoke.

21:45

When he got home, he

21:47

was pissed. He was fucking

21:49

mad. And he was, like, yelling for us

21:51

in the street. Like, did you guys see

21:53

anybody who stole, you know, who's

21:56

somebody stole something of mine. And

21:58

he's like, wouldn't sort of wouldn't tell us what it

22:01

was? And

22:03

we knew what it was. Of

22:05

course. So we were like, there's this sleazebag

22:08

name less that lives down the

22:10

street that we hated. And we were like,

22:12

well, we saw We

22:15

saw it last, like,

22:17

in your backyard, we

22:19

didn't know what he was there when we told him to

22:21

leave. We were like, hey, last, you you get the

22:23

heck out of here. And Jesus

22:26

Christ. It's like a

22:28

sick bomb. So

22:31

this guy fucking gets on the

22:33

phone and calls the

22:35

police and says,

22:38

this guy lasts

22:39

down the street. broke into

22:41

my backyard and stole

22:43

my tomato plants. And

22:46

he's

22:47

drunk and he's explaining it to the police and we're

22:49

kind of standing there like, yeah, you stole his tomato

22:51

pudding. I don't know. We saw him go back

22:53

there and, like, I

22:56

always wondered, like,

22:58

what the end game

23:01

was of that? because it

23:03

wasn't like the cops were gonna be you give him his

23:05

tomato plants back and then it's weed and

23:07

then they let him have it. Right.

23:11

there's no situation where that could happen

23:13

because it's all burned out in

23:15

Europe and Yeah.

23:17

Yeah. was it was very crazy because

23:19

it was it was one of those things of,

23:22

like, he thought the I mean, and we all did.

23:24

We all thought the police were so fucking

23:26

stupid. we thought there was, you know, knew him

23:28

by name, and we hated him. But if

23:30

you imagine, like, all I all I could think

23:32

of with this story, is

23:35

your buddy who's calling about

23:37

the tomato plant theft

23:41

is big lebowski. Right?

23:43

We're working in shifts.

23:48

Yeah. Yeah. We're working

23:50

in shifts, buddy. We're running down

23:52

your plants. he was nuts

23:54

too. He he was a crazy

23:56

fucking guy who got in a lot of fucking

23:58

trouble at times too. you know, like,

24:00

there was a point where he was -- Oh, you think. --

24:02

you think? Yeah. There was a point he was

24:04

a roofer. He's the guy that got me

24:07

into roofing. Uh-huh. And he but what

24:09

ended up happening with him was he slid

24:11

off the side of a roof and shattered

24:13

his Oh. But

24:15

and like was off work for fucking

24:18

ever and was getting paid. His

24:20

friend pay and

24:22

Justin sent him down this fucking tailspin

24:24

man And, you know, I

24:26

I had the same thing happen to me when I when

24:28

I was out with a broken wrist.

24:30

Like, there's only really two ways you can

24:32

go. You can go. But in tailspin

24:36

and just your whole life falls out

24:38

of order and you just pop pain

24:40

pills all the time and then

24:42

high and just don't do anything. But

24:44

I had a kid as soon as it

24:46

happened. Like, I had a two year old kid when

24:48

it happened to me. So I had something else I

24:50

had to be Right. Yeah. I

24:53

mean, it's so funny. Like, I grew

24:55

up soft. Right? I don't

24:57

have any of that. Right? I

24:59

like, I live grew up in

25:01

queens. It was a sort of quasi super

25:03

quasi suburban existence and

25:05

all of the people, you know,

25:08

were the same kind of

25:10

professional or near professional

25:13

class parents and, like,

25:15

in all of it.

25:17

I

25:17

can only think of one

25:19

one person in like my

25:21

peer group who like,

25:25

fucked his life up enough to,

25:27

like, end up, you know, you

25:29

know, in that kind of situation.

25:31

And he got, like, totally

25:33

turned around by, you know, jail. because

25:35

he basically, he did

25:38

drugs young, blah blah

25:40

blah blah blah. I

25:42

mean, and it just sort of but he oh, like, but,

25:44

like, one is, like, an insanely low

25:47

number because this kind of the

25:49

social situation I was in,

25:51

you're much more likely to just end up sending

25:54

to rehab than,

25:56

like, bottoming out because your parents can

25:58

kind of pay for rehab. or whatever.

26:00

And I don't even

26:02

know much about that happening

26:05

because it's the kind of thing that people

26:07

don't talk Really? Yeah.

26:09

It's the the the

26:11

the the the guys that I

26:13

I ran around with all

26:16

did I mean, I know people that went

26:18

to jail. And I think

26:20

I I think some of the guys I grew up with

26:22

are still in

26:25

prison for stuff that they

26:27

did. But you're I I, you

26:29

know, obviously, on this show,

26:31

like, all the time, I so much. I talk about,

26:33

like, drugs and and

26:35

drugs drugs should be legal and

26:37

and they should. But,

26:39

yeah, One of the things when my daughter was

26:41

before she was eighteen

26:43

was like, I I

26:45

kinda was like, hey,

26:48

you know, I'm not gonna yell

26:50

at you for doing anything because

26:53

I do it all and I did it

26:55

all. So, like, I don't know what can

26:57

tell you other than

27:00

when I

27:00

was your age and I was doing these things, I

27:02

was a fucking loser.

27:05

and

27:05

it took me a long time

27:07

to steer out of that skid. Like,

27:09

it took me into arms in my thirties.

27:12

to or, you know, to steer out of that

27:14

skid and and and get something

27:16

going and and be the

27:18

person that you know. So my

27:20

my way of dealing with a

27:23

teenager was like, listen,

27:25

I would

27:26

not do

27:27

drugs if I had the

27:30

chance to do it again, and

27:32

you will have plenty of time to

27:35

do drugs. Right. Yeah. I mean, it's

27:37

it's funny because I'm like

27:39

I've always been, you know, whether

27:41

by disposition or you

27:43

know, cowardice or whatever. I've always

27:45

been pretty straight edge. Right? Like I've

27:48

smoked pot a half thousand times in my

27:50

life. If I never really enjoyed

27:52

it, and I've never done

27:54

anything else. Right?

27:56

Social drinker because

27:58

I get drunk like, I

28:00

get nauseous before I get enjoyably drunk

28:03

and more often. So I'll take,

28:05

like so I'll have, like, a beer or two

28:07

to take the edge off. But

28:10

it, like, it's rare that I can just

28:12

get myself hammered before I wanna

28:14

just puke my guts out. So,

28:16

like, pretty straight edge

28:18

my wife pretty straight

28:21

edge. And so

28:23

we are just kind of hoping

28:25

that by disposition, Mike

28:28

is fourteen, that he doesn't have a

28:30

ton of interest in it, and

28:32

we don't wanna kind of speak

28:34

approvingly of it, but we

28:36

also are not going to be super

28:38

judgmental unless we

28:40

think it's fucking up his

28:42

life in like a really significant

28:45

way. because I know too many pee. Like, it's just

28:47

too normal to

28:49

be like a huge, like,

28:51

extra paranoid asshole

28:54

about it. while I'm okay

28:56

with being a moderately paranoid

28:58

asshole about it. I You know, I

29:00

think the thing that you have to

29:02

think

29:03

about when you have a kid

29:05

that is a teenager that you They

29:08

might they might do some

29:10

drugs. Is

29:11

one like

29:14

my parents when I was growing up would

29:17

say, hey, if you're

29:19

ever out, and you're drinking

29:21

and the person that's driving is

29:23

drinking. And you need

29:25

a ride home. You call us We'll pay. Yeah. Well,

29:27

come get from anywhere. No worries. We'll just

29:29

get in the car. Yep. Did not You

29:31

just find it. I doubt. That's them, but

29:33

I never did it. I fucking Yeah.

29:36

My I I had a guy driving

29:38

a car one time drinking a forty

29:41

of of old English

29:43

that I said don't fucking

29:45

drink that forty while you're driving.

29:48

Don't drink that beer while you're driving. So

29:50

he peeled the fucking label

29:52

off and wrote water on it. And

29:54

so -- Okay. -- you happy? That's great.

29:57

No. I'm not. I am. But, like,

29:59

I I didn't trust

29:59

and and I think that the thing when

30:02

you're

30:02

parenting and that way

30:04

is Like, you need to

30:06

do the job of making them

30:08

trust you. Yeah. I was gonna say,

30:10

a trust word at all. Oh, that's funny. That's

30:13

funny. They said the right thing, and I'd like to

30:15

think that, you know, but I'd

30:17

like to think that you know,

30:19

we are. But, you know, we won't know

30:21

until the bravo meets the road that

30:23

guest, you know. But

30:26

yeah. I think that's right. You'd be like, that's all. I

30:28

just that all I want is for

30:30

him to feel like he

30:32

can trust me. like

30:34

that ultimately. And I think the big

30:36

nightmares that people have about their

30:38

kids getting getting on drugs or

30:40

whatever like that are

30:42

are semi overblown because teenagers

30:45

I mean, very

30:46

rarely do teenagers go

30:48

further than we'd Yeah. Maybe

30:52

psychedelics or

30:53

dude, I didn't touch

30:56

anything other than acid. We

30:58

Yeah. and alcohol

31:01

until I was not a teenager

31:03

anymore. Like, an acid's

31:05

not I always talk about this

31:07

on a POD cast with John because he's

31:09

never done he's not a drugs guy. Yeah.

31:11

Yeah. Yeah. He said growing up

31:14

the the

31:15

word acid made him, like,

31:17

why are people doing? Like, get

31:19

freaked. Right? Right. He was thinking

31:21

just like that people were just, like,

31:25

stealing shit from Gamelab and

31:27

burning their insides out.

31:29

Well, I thought it too. I had the same

31:31

thought too. I'll be honest. I did when I

31:33

first heard somebody say they were doing acid was

31:35

like, wow, they're doing acid, but

31:37

I thought, oh, that's a fat ass.

31:39

I gotta do some of that acid. That's

31:41

fine. Right. Of course. I grew I'm lucky. III

31:44

was the type of person growing

31:47

up that was, like, you

31:49

would hear What is

31:51

that? Did you guys play the pass out

31:53

game where you grew up? Or I mean,

31:55

Mark, I wasn't. I'm

31:57

sure. that the cooler parties were doing

31:59

that, but I

31:59

wasn't invited to them. It was we

32:02

found out that there

32:04

is a game. It it made it

32:06

on a new the pass out. Uh-huh. And it

32:08

was this game that I don't

32:10

know. You breathe in real deep and then they

32:12

push on your chest and then you pass out.

32:15

That's the whole thing. fucking

32:17

home. And they say it sounds like in excess

32:19

without jerking off. They say it gives

32:21

you a buzz because you're dizzy,

32:23

because there's not oxygen going

32:25

to your brain. Right. Yes.

32:28

And people kids died playing

32:30

the past. Right. Yes. Right. And

32:32

they didn't even get, like,

32:34

that one final rope. my

32:37

gosh. And as soon as I

32:39

heard as soon as

32:41

I heard that people were dying

32:43

from playing the pass out game, I was like, we

32:45

gotta play fucking past. Right. Of

32:47

course. Yeah. We have very different

32:49

predispositions. I'm like

32:52

that now, though, I'm not I have -- Right. --

32:54

disposition now. You know, I --

32:56

Right. -- been talking about Well, but, yeah, I mean,

32:58

now we're old enough that you should. I think

33:00

I'd have enjoyed my time as

33:02

a teenager, better if I

33:04

weren't, like, wearing a helmet.

33:07

Yeah. You just know that. You

33:09

just, like, think, like, I

33:11

don't know. III didn't I

33:13

don't act like this now because I'm I'm

33:16

paranoid about I'm I'm

33:18

just scared. of everything. I'm like, oh, I

33:20

wonder. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. But, like,

33:22

back then, it was like, fuck

33:24

it. If I die, I die. I don't care. Yeah.

33:26

It's funny. It's making it's making me

33:28

think of a story. Like, when I was in I

33:31

probably in college, like, I think it

33:33

was probably, like, a party over

33:35

Christmas break when everyone was back

33:37

in town. you know, from college.

33:39

And, you know, we all grew up in

33:41

New York City, and I was in Queens,

33:43

but a lot of people were from, you know,

33:45

Manhattan and the Bronx, and

33:47

were less sheltered and more,

33:49

you know, kind of cool and sophisticated

33:52

even at nerd school. And this

33:56

guy was just talking about how he was, like, going

33:58

to college in Wisconsin, and they

34:00

went out in they were

34:02

hanging out, like, driving through the state

34:04

or whatever, and they met up with, like,

34:07

these girls and some, you know,

34:09

boondocks county or whatever. and

34:12

they thought that they, like, they were so cool like they did

34:15

they smoked pot, occasionally, they did

34:17

coke, and they're talking

34:19

to these counties and they're

34:21

just like injecting bong water. And he's like, we know

34:24

nothing. We are we

34:26

are we are the most

34:30

coddled little nothing. You

34:32

know? Like, these people who

34:34

we think of as hicks are

34:37

doing drugs that we've never imagined.

34:40

Okay. They're like like they're

34:42

building cam labs in

34:44

their, you know, in

34:46

their backyards And we

34:48

think we're cool because we can call

34:50

a guy up to bring us a,

34:52

you know, you know,

34:54

to bring us a gram of Coke or whatever.

34:56

I mean, the first the the very

34:58

one like, I have this,

35:00

like, really early memory of,

35:02

like, I'm gonna

35:03

move to New York.

35:06

And

35:06

I I really wanted to do it. I

35:08

had it in my mind. Like, this is the

35:10

place I need. That's the place I need

35:12

to go. But, like, my

35:14

vision of it was like the vision of,

35:17

like, fucking gangs of New York.

35:19

Like, people would dump and trash out the

35:21

windows and stuff like that. Like, idea

35:24

of, like, what it

35:27

actually was growing

35:29

up. And then, like, once

35:31

and then so as I get older,

35:33

I'm running around, and I'm telling

35:36

people, yeah, you know, I

35:38

probably moved in New York someday.

35:40

I'm not quite an LA type, like a California

35:42

hippie dipping guy. So

35:44

fast forward when I'm touring,

35:48

I'm going fucking everywhere. And

35:51

I am actually

35:53

a California hippie

35:56

dipping. But if you move anywhere

35:58

in the world, it would

35:59

be LA and it is

36:02

really because the difference

36:04

between the West

36:06

Coast and everywhere else is so pronounced. The

36:08

way the way that things

36:10

are out there that that

36:13

is just like I mean, everybody's a little

36:15

less paranoid. Everybody's a little

36:18

less worried about it feels like

36:20

worried about what their kids are doing,

36:22

although New

36:24

York feels like the ultimate people aren't worried about what their kids are doing

36:26

when you don't wake up.

36:28

Yeah. You know what? I

36:30

think I think you get a

36:34

little I think you get a little more

36:36

in deep and you'd see that that's not true. I think people here are

36:39

super paranoid and

36:42

like hyper. high aper

36:44

status conscious. Well, I

36:46

think a bit I I think a bit

36:48

like so when I'm

36:50

growing Everyone here is ready to take

36:52

up arms to, like, make

36:54

sure their kid finishes on top.

36:56

Mhmm. I I get

36:58

up. I I go to

37:01

to to, like, I I get up in the morning and I run

37:03

around the neighborhood all day, you

37:06

know. That's all we're doing. And when

37:08

you picture growing up in New York,

37:10

you picture ride in a

37:12

subway, going to all these really neat places

37:14

-- Mhmm. -- and and these

37:16

kids being able to, like, live this

37:18

more fun interesting

37:21

life than us being in the woods, shooting

37:23

firemakers at each other. Yeah. Sure. But

37:25

the kids here are jealous of the that

37:27

grass is always greener.

37:30

Everyone here would love to be just shooting off firecrackers. And I

37:32

think and I do think, actually, you'd

37:35

find New York insanely walkable.

37:39

Okay. All it is. I love it. That

37:41

that's one of my things. I when I

37:43

was in Brooklyn, when we were staying in Brooklyn,

37:45

I just walked in I walked all day,

37:47

but I tell you something though. There is

37:50

a city that's more walkable than New

37:52

York that people are sure bring

37:54

up as walkable. And

37:56

that the nanny or it air

37:58

Las

37:58

Vegas is -- Oh. -- the

37:59

interesting Dude, I

38:02

I've never been it's insane because

38:05

I'm a big sports guy and a moderate gambling guy

38:07

and I've never been to Vegas. I was

38:10

close to forty thousand steps every day

38:12

just in the course of, like,

38:14

hanging out in Las

38:16

Vegas. Not even, like, not

38:18

even great. Just from, like

38:20

I I mean, obviously, I intentionally

38:22

walk all the time. Right. Right. But

38:24

like, you know, getting there at, like, you're looking at thirty

38:26

six thousand steps just on the strip

38:29

because these fucking casinos are

38:32

huge. And you wanna keep

38:34

going into all the different casinos.

38:36

There's something about being

38:39

able to, like, I

38:42

don't know. Like, you're taking long walks

38:44

in. Now, it's a

38:46

disgusting place that's hideous and

38:49

they have escalators on the street

38:52

instead of steps, which is I can't

38:54

think of anything less

38:56

fucked than that. Yeah. Though also

38:58

think it's probably like a hundred and

39:00

twenty degrees in an

39:02

in an old population. So, you know,

39:04

that's that's keeping people from dying I

39:07

can't believe you I can't believe you haven't been,

39:10

like, I've never been. I've had

39:12

opportunities, but, like, none of my friends

39:14

actually did their bachelor

39:16

parties there. and like the

39:18

things, you know, I used to play

39:20

poker and was in kind of

39:22

a community of people

39:24

who blog a little bit about poker. And so they would, like, have

39:26

annual trips and the timing never

39:28

worked out. So I never went.

39:30

And so Las Vegas is one of those places

39:32

I've just never

39:34

been. It's crazy to me. That is that is wild.

39:36

It is I don't think I ever

39:38

thought I was gonna

39:40

go. It was because

39:42

of wrestling. was

39:44

happening there. Of course. We wanted to

39:46

tour to go out there and

39:50

watch rest. And that's

39:52

what gets me around the

39:54

country more than anything is wrestling. Like,

39:56

I'll I'll travel for wrestling. That's

39:58

funny. Anytime. I love

39:59

traveling for wrestling. It just, you

40:02

know, III know a bunch

40:04

I'm in kinda like the poker

40:07

community -- Yeah. Yeah. -- I'm in

40:09

this community of people that travels to

40:11

wrestling gigs. So it is And

40:13

you know, it's funny. a couple of my old

40:15

comic friends. I don't know if they still do but they had a podcast, so you

40:18

may know of them. But it was

40:20

called I think it was just called We

40:22

Watch wrestling. Oh,

40:24

I've heard of that. That's Matt McCarthy and Vince Avril, are

40:26

a couple of guys who I

40:30

did, who I, you

40:32

know, used do open mics with here in New York. And now Matt

40:34

is actually, you know, he's

40:36

getting, like, real work. I forgot the name

40:38

of his I think

40:40

he's on the

40:42

the Pete Holmes' new

40:46

bowling sitcom now, because

40:48

Pete Holmes was another guy who

40:50

like, he was way ahead of me on the career track, but

40:53

we overlapped in New York

40:55

when he was here. But

40:57

so like,

41:00

but he's always been always been like a huge,

41:02

huge wrestling

41:04

guy. It it's wonderful how

41:08

I I don't know. It's one of those things that's like, I'm so

41:10

happy I got back into it.

41:12

Uh-huh. Like, it just feels

41:15

like I I it feels like a thing I

41:17

I the way that people like

41:20

sports, it feels really good to be

41:22

able to analyze something in the same

41:24

way that people like,

41:26

football, but it's also

41:29

not real. Like, you're

41:31

trying to analyzing both.

41:34

It's So I was gonna say it's more

41:36

like literary analysis. I mean, you're like you're kind of you're

41:38

you're admiring the athleticism. but

41:42

it's kind of like literary analysis. And I

41:44

have I have come over

41:46

the course of my, you know, too

41:49

long on Twitter because I'm not

41:52

a wrestling guy. I'm a I'm a, like, real wrestling guy, like college

41:54

and Olympic stuff. Gotcha.

41:57

Yeah. But I'm not. Like, I I was into

41:59

it

41:59

when I was a kid, and then I kind

42:02

of outgrew it in the way

42:04

that kids do. And then

42:06

I just didn't get back into it as an

42:08

adult, and I always sort of thought it

42:10

was weird only defined

42:12

as an adult that all these people

42:14

who I'm friends with and respect

42:16

online are super into

42:20

wrestling and it I can't get into

42:22

it because my brain is what my brain is,

42:24

but it feels so fuck. It looks so fucking

42:26

liberating to find it

42:29

fun. You know? Like, Like,

42:31

that that may sound like smug or dumb

42:33

or condescending, but I absolutely mean

42:36

it. Like, to be able

42:38

to, like, release yourself in a way that I'm

42:40

too tightly wound to

42:42

do and it just

42:46

seems like really cathartic to just go to a

42:48

place and scream at

42:50

this, you know, pageant,

42:52

this, like, you know, real

42:56

kind of total spectacle. It's you know, in the

42:58

people who do it, they're like, yeah, it's

43:00

fun as shit, and I'm like, yeah, I wish

43:03

I would you. I that guy. I have that

43:05

weird feeling about, like, comedy

43:08

now, where, like, there I

43:11

I loved it. at a point

43:13

in my like stand up. I fucking loved it

43:15

so much. And I don't

43:18

think I've

43:20

enjoyed much

43:22

of any stand up and actually, no.

43:24

Ryan Williams is a guy. He just did

43:26

the show last week, and I did laugh at

43:30

his stuff. But, like, last week, I was

43:32

watching Dane Cook's

43:33

vicious circle and

43:36

for

43:36

a thing I'm doing.

43:40

And I just man. It

43:42

was not a good experience and

43:44

no. I've I

43:47

I have tried to I stay

43:50

away a little for the same reason. I

43:52

tell people I when when I was

43:54

when I I went to BOSS

43:57

and to hang out with Luc O'Neil a couple

43:59

of years ago. And we went to

44:01

like a local comedy

44:04

show, and he I

44:06

ruined it for him. Yeah. I absolutely

44:08

ruined it for him by just being

44:11

devour and judgmental. And I'm like, yeah, that premise is

44:13

dumb. This, like, this person

44:16

took, like, two and a half minutes to set

44:18

up a mediocre joke

44:20

and, like, I was just

44:22

I'm too I and

44:24

it's not even that I'm great at

44:26

it. I don't think I can do it

44:29

really anymore. except in a really small intimate,

44:31

like, environment or whatever. Like,

44:33

I could do a fucking stadium.

44:35

They hate me. but, like, at

44:37

a small show where I'm being casual and

44:40

offbeat or whatever, I could

44:42

still, like, bullshit for ten funny

44:44

minutes or

44:46

whatever. But I can unlike a real dick

44:48

watching other people because

44:50

I did it and was so into

44:52

it for

44:54

so long. that I get really

44:56

mad when people do a shitty job of it. Like like I like

44:58

Nate Vargazzi, who's huge now,

45:02

It was another guy who was, like, doing open mics at same time as

45:05

me, and he knows how to write

45:07

a fucking joke. Yeah. I'm so happy

45:09

for his success because Like,

45:12

he just he just writes

45:15

one like like simple

45:18

premises and then writes the shit out of

45:20

them and that, you feel

45:22

authentic and they're good

45:24

and his politics, I think,

45:26

are more conservative than mine and

45:29

some of the jokes. that I

45:31

heard when he was first making, and I was like, but it's all

45:33

so fucking good. Like, it's really

45:35

high quality stuff. And so that,

45:37

I found really watchable.

45:40

You know? And so guys who can really write, I

45:42

just like so much more than people

45:44

like Diane Cook is all personality. There's

45:46

no writing. The premise is Shit.

45:49

The jokes are bullshit. It's all

45:52

nonsense. Yeah. You know,

45:54

I find him fascinating.

45:56

That's why I'm doing the series

45:58

on them. in a way is like there's something in

45:59

in in my mind

46:02

about, you know, people who get

46:04

there and they get what

46:06

they want and

46:08

then it just goes away

46:09

quick. It's like that that burning

46:12

too bright thing -- Mhmm. --

46:14

is really

46:16

fascinating to me. And it's also like I think a

46:18

lot of times, like,

46:20

especially looking at Dan Cook,

46:22

it's like,

46:24

I guess I know what I mean, obviously,

46:27

it was college bro

46:29

guys, but also, like,

46:32

If

46:32

a stand up comedian can get women to like him,

46:34

I mean, that's it. That's

46:36

that's -- Right. -- that's

46:40

exactly what

46:40

why how

46:41

you end up at Madison Square

46:44

Garden during shows, you

46:46

know, as Dan Cook, who was a guy

46:48

that just other guys have

46:50

done the garden that are

46:52

talented. And -- Right. -- I have,

46:54

like, a big I have

46:56

I'm I'm I'm consuming so much dang coke right now that

46:58

I'm just like, I don't know, man. I

47:00

don't I don't think this I I can't

47:04

I I can't watch comedy ironically. Like,

47:06

people joke about Dan Nine in,

47:08

and I used to be on a

47:10

message board where he would,

47:12

like, fight like,

47:14

relentlessly with people. And

47:16

when I found out that he was like a

47:18

figure that other people on

47:20

Twitter knew, I was like, how the fuck does

47:22

everyone know? this

47:24

weirdo who used to fight

47:26

on an MSN message

47:28

board called like the comics

47:30

asylum or something and everyone there

47:33

was a shitty open mic or like a couple

47:35

of people made good or whatever, but they were

47:37

all like me. Like guys who

47:39

weren't going anywhere, you know, some of

47:41

them were funny, a lot of them were not. And they would be like, Dan, you have

47:44

your premises are like garbage and

47:46

hacky, and he would

47:48

fight with every single one

47:50

of them, he was doing the shit

47:52

where he had sent photos of himself

47:54

from on planes

47:56

and his flame and cones in first class of all

47:58

this fucking crazy shit.

48:00

And then I found Matt that he

48:02

was like, you know, on

48:04

Nick Mullen's enemies list, and I

48:06

think that's gotta be how he got

48:08

introduced to the

48:10

wider world. I was like, this

48:12

guy is not supposed to be this well

48:14

known. Yeah. I didn't know. I don't And

48:16

I watch I made it through five

48:18

minutes, and I couldn't watch more than five

48:20

minutes of his sack. I couldn't watch more than thirty seconds of Crowder.

48:22

He's you know, like, I tried to

48:24

watch them. I tried to watch

48:28

them. And my favorite was Steven Croder, he walks out

48:30

of the college show, and it's

48:32

a college show where they book Steven

48:34

Croder. So it's gotta be a

48:36

sympathetic audience. he's like,

48:38

who here? He he's like, hey,

48:40

whatever college. Who here

48:42

loves the

48:44

troops? Like, they're

48:47

they're like, what kind of

48:49

what is that? Like and I was like,

48:51

I can't keep watching. I'm gonna kill myself if

48:53

I watch more than this. So the show that comes out tomorrow

48:55

on the Patreon,

48:58

tomorrow Friday, this comes out on Thursday. But

49:01

I don't know why I felt the need to explain that to you, but the

49:03

show that comes out on the Patreon

49:06

tomorrow is called

49:08

Gut Shot. reason

49:10

I'm doing it is because

49:12

I get obviously,

49:14

I get recommended a lot of stuff

49:18

on YouTube that people would hate and

49:20

that, you know, obviously, not something

49:22

I most of it I don't want. Yeah.

49:24

You've you've you've positioned yourself as a

49:26

glutton for

49:28

punch. Yeah. But what comes up

49:30

one time is the gutfeld

49:34

opening

49:34

monologue. for his

49:37

show. And I don't know what made

49:39

me do it. I think maybe I

49:41

saw the closed captioning saying something

49:43

that I thought like, what

49:45

what what's this? So I click the

49:48

fucking thing.

49:49

And he's

49:51

talking to a live

49:54

studio audience and he's

49:56

fucking bombing. And I

49:58

just can't wrap my

49:59

mind around the

50:02

fact that I

50:04

talked

50:04

to an audience that was there for

50:06

me when we did live gigs

50:08

that we sold the ticket.

50:10

that so the room was filled with people who wanted to see us. It

50:13

wasn't like Right. Yeah. I was at. The I

50:15

was at the the show.

50:18

It union not union

50:20

whole. It's a little field. Little field.

50:22

Little field. Yeah. And and

50:26

we killed Every time -- Right. -- that's because it's easy, because

50:28

everybody's there to see you. You're

50:30

right. And I just

50:32

was like, They bring in

50:34

an audience for gut felt every

50:36

day. And I can't

50:38

imagine that it's like regular

50:40

people that are just like oh, I wanna go

50:42

see a show, so I'm gonna go see gut

50:44

felt. I assume it's

50:46

people who are in town and want to

50:48

see gut felt.

50:50

And, like, I can't even wrap my mind around the he

50:52

gets to his jokes. It's fucking

50:54

crazy to me. I I've

50:57

eaten shit. I have bombed. I have done stand up

51:00

at an open mic, and I have

51:02

eaten shit. Oh, yeah. It's

51:04

a it's a horrible

51:06

feeling, but I just had I think better

51:08

than him. Like, every day

51:10

of the week without even writing anything,

51:14

And that's why we're doing this thing, like, why the series number

51:17

one, it's because I just finished October.

51:19

And every year when I finished October, I

51:21

just wanna do something I don't

51:23

have to prep. But gunshot is a

51:26

show where I will name four

51:28

Greg Gutfeld

51:30

openings segments and

51:32

we will watch one in its entirety and make fun of it. So

51:35

I don't have to be

51:37

prepared either. But,

51:40

like, that to me is not to horn

51:42

myself in, but if you want an asshole

51:44

comedy credit to join you and

51:46

take a part God felt

51:49

and you haven't fully booked that already. I

51:51

know I will sit in. I'm not sure if I

51:54

think I might have another one. I will let

51:56

you know. Okay. Or I'll

51:58

bring in with somebody else. I don't care. We three

52:00

of us can do it. It can be fun.

52:02

Yeah. But, yeah, I I decided to

52:04

call it gut shot because

52:06

it's like got shot and you feel like you're being killed,

52:08

but I think it's gonna be fun

52:10

and I

52:12

just don't I understand

52:14

how I think CHOPPO

52:16

really helped me in

52:19

that, like, understanding that

52:21

sort of welfare system

52:25

board. Unfunny conservative

52:27

guys. Oh, yeah. Like, I didn't I

52:29

wouldn't have known that. And

52:31

I think gutfeld or

52:34

crowder would be driving me truly

52:36

insane right now. If I

52:38

didn't know that, like, there was no way

52:40

they could fail. It's not like something where people think they're

52:42

talented. They just fucking you know,

52:44

the Koch brothers are spending a bunch

52:46

of money to get people to

52:48

watch them. Right.

52:49

Right.

52:52

They did just well enough

52:54

on the personality test.

52:58

to delete that first bar. Right? Where you're like,

53:00

I am a person who can string together

53:04

sentences without

53:06

long pauses, And

53:08

I can do, you know, like, purd

53:10

happily, that has the structure of a

53:12

joke or the cadence, that has the cadence of

53:14

a joke. So I'll laugh now.

53:16

Right. And so, like, though, that's who those two guys are

53:19

to me. And they like, that's

53:21

all you need for you

53:25

know, for the WingNet welfare system.

53:28

Yeah. It's like to be that.

53:30

Well, what are we gonna do now before we get out of

53:32

here? I I had this story I wanted to

53:34

read it. Sure. And we will we will cover

53:36

this story. And then we will be

53:39

done couple of old gentlemen, couple

53:41

of older gentleman reading a

53:44

New York Post story that I

53:46

saw that came up

53:48

big fan of the New York

53:50

Post. I love

53:52

their opinion. page it.

53:54

I just find him so funny.

53:56

And this one wrecked me.

53:58

That

53:59

okay. So Is happy

54:02

hour

54:02

really that happy?

54:04

That's the debate

54:05

on tap as workers settle back into

54:07

going to the office and potentially grabbing

54:09

drinks with co workers at the

54:11

end of the day. Some young millennials and

54:13

Gen Zers who tend to be ever

54:15

connected with healthy work life boundaries,

54:17

he did quote, Health

54:19

Of course. Healthy work life

54:22

boundaries are taking a stance against

54:24

socializing with colleagues. I

54:26

enjoy my private life and enjoy to

54:28

not hang out with coworkers when I'm

54:30

trying to relax and not think about

54:32

work. Michael Nicosa twenty seven

54:34

told the post, first of all, that's

54:36

not a Gen Z. twenty seven. I don't

54:39

I you know what? I'm so far above. I

54:41

have they can call themselves whatever the

54:43

fuck they want. I'm Gen X,

54:45

and that's it. The

54:47

Dallas Texas asset manager likes the people in his

54:50

office, but when he's off the clock, he prefers not

54:52

to be thinking about work. When

54:54

I've previously gone out with co workers

54:56

for drinks, ninety percent of

54:58

the conversation is centered around work,

55:00

work gossip, and the like he said,

55:02

yeah, no shit because that's the

55:04

only thing we have in common with the

55:06

people we work. Right.

55:08

Right. Look, I can't believe

55:10

you would treat this as something

55:13

contemptible instead of the most

55:15

basic human observation. Right. Like, to being

55:18

mad about this is literally like,

55:20

I mean, it's all wrapped up and scare

55:22

quotes on work life balance.

55:26

Right? Yeah. Like, the idea that you would wanna have

55:28

a life outside of work is

55:30

a sign of your weakness. And

55:34

And so, like, we think we should have, you

55:38

know, social

55:40

work environments whatever.

55:42

Like, I I, you know, I had

55:45

a bunch of office jobs where there

55:47

was, like, you know, pizza Fridays

55:49

at five o'clock. You

55:52

know? And it was alright.

55:54

You know, I'm a big

55:56

guy. I like a free slice

55:59

of pizza. But, like, I

56:02

there was a limit to how much of that

56:04

I could take, and there were certain workplaces

56:06

where I absolutely hated it.

56:10

you know, my first job had it, and I was just like, I

56:12

don't I can't believe that I

56:14

would be this not interested in

56:18

getting, you know, an open bar, but I gotta get

56:20

the fuck out of here. I was the same

56:22

way. III I've told this

56:25

story a million times. when

56:27

it comes to work life balance, but there was a softball

56:29

game between in house and contractors at the cable

56:31

company. And my boss was like, hey,

56:33

you wanna play

56:36

you wanna play softball and I'd looked at them

56:38

in front of people and I said,

56:40

I will never play

56:42

softball. like

56:45

like, walked out or I said something like that and I also said,

56:47

no thanks. I have friends. I would say

56:49

that a lot of

56:52

time that that was the Christmas part. You wanna come to the Christmas party? I was no

56:54

thanks. I have friends. And -- Yes.

56:56

-- people just disliked

56:59

me so much so

57:02

intensely my management did. But I

57:04

got kind of a chicken egg thing

57:06

there. I

57:08

don't know. I don't know

57:10

that we can fully put that one on

57:12

there. Yeah. I just would never

57:14

do it. I just don't have in

57:16

my mind Like, I don't have that

57:18

thing in my mind where it's like, I wanna just

57:20

I don't know. If I like you, I'll

57:22

find you. And that's what I think's really

57:24

happening with the story. is this guy

57:27

that's writing the story doesn't get invited -- Right. --

57:29

out to drinks

57:30

with the Gen Z people

57:32

that he's working with. It's

57:34

a hundred percent bad. because they're going out. People that work together, hang out together

57:36

most of the time. You know what if they aren't?

57:39

They don't want to. But why are you gonna

57:41

try to

57:41

force them? What's the And

57:44

right? that's the thing. It's the difference between going out for drinks

57:46

with a couple of people in the office

57:48

who you should talk the rest

57:50

of the people with, or

57:53

a thing that's organized from the top and everyone from

57:55

where it goes to. And I wasn't even against

57:58

those. I did play on

58:00

the softball. team,

58:02

you know, once when we finally got

58:04

it together, I thought it was fun. I

58:07

go to the Christmas party.

58:10

and that kind of thing because, like, the big ones you hang out with

58:12

just a couple of people. Mhmm. But it's

58:14

fancy food and it's, like, nice

58:16

once or twice a year.

58:20

Right? But the but the

58:22

happy hours, man, I

58:24

just had very very

58:26

limited tolerance

58:28

for if anyone from, like oh,

58:30

the if the partners were gonna be there

58:32

and stuff, I just I mostly

58:35

was like, I don't really

58:37

wanna do this. I'm gonna, like, you know, if I have to make an

58:39

appearance for appearance sake, then I'll do it

58:41

and get the hell out,

58:43

but mostly, man. Yeah.

58:46

It's just an annoying heart of work.

58:48

And it's also like I

58:51

think it

58:51

for,

58:52

like, a lawyer or,

58:55

like, I think that, like, the higher

58:57

level sort of

59:00

jobs can

59:01

do it. and

59:03

it's great. But if you're

59:05

asking some twenty two year

59:07

old that, like, is that the

59:09

entry level position at the company

59:11

to come and hang out with you at the bar after work.

59:13

That's stupid. Like, why would you fucking

59:16

do that?

59:18

Well, well Yeah. I mean, it's

59:20

funny. The the one thing that I think about

59:22

all the time was, you know, they

59:24

would when someone was leaving, they

59:27

would like you know, firm would like spring for

59:29

their going away party. Right? They would

59:31

just, you know, someone would just have

59:33

a firm credit card and they would

59:35

just buy drinks for everyone for

59:37

a while at a bar near the office. And I was in

59:40

a conversation with two

59:43

of my colleagues and one of

59:46

them like me, like I was making the

59:48

point that you take every day of

59:50

vacation you have. Yes. Because

59:52

if you don't take every day of location you have,

59:54

you're just getting a cut in your own

59:56

pay. It's part of the deal they

59:58

made with you. They can

1:00:00

try to killed you about it, but that just means that they're

1:00:02

dishonest. You're taking all these dumb

1:00:04

principled stands.

1:00:06

Right? But so I'm talking

1:00:08

about this and one of the women

1:00:10

who I'm talking to is

1:00:12

like me kind of a, you

1:00:14

know, closet revolutionary

1:00:16

who will never do anything about it.

1:00:18

And so she's like,

1:00:20

yes, take every day, blah

1:00:23

blah blah. And the third person, you can see

1:00:25

her eyes just fucking darting

1:00:27

around like who's hearing this. You believe

1:00:29

this? Am I I'm no. No. No. Like, am

1:00:31

I gonna get am I gonna get caught

1:00:33

up in this conversation? Like, the fucking

1:00:36

Stasi is watching?

1:00:38

And she's like, do they think that I think

1:00:40

that and, like, you could

1:00:42

feel her slowly backing away. And it was so it was just

1:00:45

so funny to us. Like, that she

1:00:47

was just like, you know.

1:00:50

Hey, you

1:00:52

spin off. it makes me sad to think of

1:00:54

people who aren't using all their

1:00:56

vacation or sick days. Yes. I mean, I

1:00:58

use all my

1:01:00

sick days. I am fucking care. I've I used every fucking

1:01:02

minute. Oh, you see? You see, I can't I

1:01:04

can't do that.

1:01:06

I basically. basically

1:01:08

have unlimited sick days. That is,

1:01:10

like, I am at the like, and

1:01:13

so I just game. Like,

1:01:16

that like, I'm I you

1:01:18

know, I'm a lawyer, and they're just not gonna,

1:01:20

like, tell lawyers that kind

1:01:22

of shit. And so, I mean,

1:01:24

I'm sure there are circumstances where that's

1:01:26

not true. But basically, you know, in

1:01:28

the environment where I work, you just have

1:01:31

sick days. but you do have limited

1:01:33

vacation, and I just sort

1:01:35

of started a new job in May. And so

1:01:37

I gotta figure out how much I have to take

1:01:40

in December. to

1:01:42

take my time. Like and I

1:01:44

love it. I love take I love

1:01:46

taking off between Christmas and

1:01:49

New Year's. that, you know, just like just like

1:01:51

saying peace out on December twenty third

1:01:53

and not seeing anyone again until

1:01:55

the third of January. Well, that one

1:01:57

is I never had that in

1:01:59

my

1:01:59

life

1:02:00

until the the

1:02:02

podcast took off. And now

1:02:04

I'm taking a month off, but,

1:02:07

like, I never had that week between off ever. Yeah. The

1:02:09

cable company is open. I mean, the cable

1:02:11

company is open on fucking Christmas, but you

1:02:13

they don't make they

1:02:16

they're on call -- Right. -- you know? But, I mean,

1:02:18

it's and before I had a

1:02:20

kid, I used to just take

1:02:23

my vacation over the course of

1:02:25

the year. But once I did have a

1:02:27

kid, like, he doesn't love

1:02:29

traveling. And so vacation

1:02:31

just as, like, you know, whatever. So I just

1:02:34

Wait, man. You're four years

1:02:36

away. Oh,

1:02:39

And so for me, vacation is

1:02:41

just not working mostly. Yeah.

1:02:43

And so, like, taking it

1:02:45

between Christmas and New Year's is perfect. That's just a

1:02:47

great way to kinda end the year. And then,

1:02:49

you know, maybe periodically take a week where I just

1:02:52

wanna burn it in the middle of the year

1:02:54

if I

1:02:56

have, like, a writing project that I wanna do or if I wanna

1:02:58

do, like, a day trip to

1:03:00

whatever, you know. It's so

1:03:02

funny that as they get older,

1:03:04

you know, he's

1:03:06

fourteen. You're like, do you wanna go on vacation? He's like, I don't wanna travel.

1:03:08

I I, you know, I like being here. And

1:03:10

you're like, okay, fine. We

1:03:13

won't do it. And you know,

1:03:15

my daughter was the same way.

1:03:16

And then now that she's eighteen for the past

1:03:19

three years, it's like, hey,

1:03:22

Do you

1:03:23

wanna go to Chicago? No. I don't think so.

1:03:25

Alright.

1:03:25

Me and your mom are going to Chicago. Oh,

1:03:27

all right then. Oh.

1:03:31

I would actually like to go to Chicago. I'm not interested

1:03:33

to. I'm now I would like

1:03:35

to, and she comes with us. We just

1:03:37

don't. That's great. Yeah.

1:03:40

as soon as you say you're gonna do

1:03:42

it without

1:03:43

them, they're like, wait a minute.

1:03:44

No. You don't do stuff without me.

1:03:48

Like, that's how my kid was. I I Alright. child

1:03:50

thing. My daughter's got the only child

1:03:52

stuff too. So Yeah. Me too. Yeah.

1:03:54

It's sort of one of those things we're like,

1:03:57

she likes

1:03:57

us and and, like, it's really

1:03:59

weird for me and her mom because we don't

1:04:02

like our parents. So it

1:04:04

it's like such this it's this, weird

1:04:06

situation where, like I'm,

1:04:08

like, man, this kid, I

1:04:11

think I think our kid's a little

1:04:13

bit weird, man. She likes you

1:04:15

know, first of all, she doesn't hang out with us at all anymore, but she used

1:04:17

to like hanging out with us. I think she likes us too much

1:04:19

because I just expected she was supposed

1:04:21

to hate us because when

1:04:24

your kid is born, every adult

1:04:26

that has a kid is like, oh,

1:04:29

just wait till they're a teenager. and

1:04:32

we're gonna do all this stuff and it's gonna be really hard

1:04:34

for you. You're gonna get I got

1:04:36

it. You're gonna get back what you

1:04:40

did to -- Yeah. -- your parents is

1:04:42

what I got, and I didn't it

1:04:44

couldn't have been easier. But the reason

1:04:46

it was easy is because

1:04:48

easier than what my parents had was because my parents spent all

1:04:51

their time fucking being

1:04:53

assholes and, like, trying

1:04:56

like like, trying to

1:04:58

stop me from doing things

1:05:00

I wanted to do. You

1:05:02

know? It was sort of

1:05:04

like, okay. Well, you got back grades.

1:05:06

Now you're grounded. and now I have

1:05:08

to monitor you because

1:05:10

you're grounded and we don't want you

1:05:12

to just sneak out of the house. So now

1:05:14

You're fucking in the business. You're

1:05:16

fucking monitoring me. Right. ACAB, man. Well,

1:05:18

I I looked at it

1:05:22

like And that's how I was thinking with my kid. It's like, I don't wanna

1:05:24

fucking monitor her. Right. I don't wanna be

1:05:26

doing this thing where like -- Yeah. --

1:05:28

I don't know if she shouldn't

1:05:31

down. So I was always just like, oh, I don't

1:05:33

fucking care. Do what you gotta do,

1:05:35

man. You know, curfew

1:05:38

is the only thing I worry about But

1:05:40

now that she's eighteen, I don't even worry about that, you know. Right.

1:05:42

because I got a curfew violation growing up, Charles.

1:05:44

I I know you would never believe that.

1:05:47

But -- Right. They I

1:05:49

never did, and I know you would never believe that. They they

1:05:51

knocked it down. They knocked the weed

1:05:54

possession charge

1:05:56

down to

1:05:58

curfew violation for me. Because I

1:05:59

lied in court and told

1:06:02

them that the some mean

1:06:04

teenagers made me go with them to smoke weed in

1:06:06

a park. in the middle

1:06:08

of the night. And they -- Yeah. --

1:06:10

sorry for me.

1:06:11

Right.

1:06:12

hi But

1:06:13

that's not actually what happened? Like, I Yes. I'm not

1:06:15

surprised to find that out.

1:06:18

I don't wanna go to the weed park.

1:06:20

I don't I don't wanna

1:06:23

I don't wanna ruin this for you, but I picked up

1:06:25

the plot early.

1:06:28

I wanna go to the weed.

1:06:30

park. I'm going. I want to go so back. That's stupid. If

1:06:33

you're if you're young and you're don't

1:06:35

smoke weed in a park. It's the

1:06:38

dumbest possible thing you can do, especially Park.

1:06:40

Yeah. Be oh, you mean, because

1:06:42

it's like because right I was gonna

1:06:44

say because it's like public territory.

1:06:48

You mean, you you're saying go to the woods,

1:06:50

dude in your friend's backyard,

1:06:53

do, like, someplace, where you're unlikely to

1:06:55

be intruded upon. Yeah. Well, now parents

1:06:58

just let their kids smoke weed anyway.

1:07:00

So it's just not even, like,

1:07:02

a thing

1:07:04

It's like all the kids in my neighborhood

1:07:06

get high. Yeah. I always think it's really funny for

1:07:08

my friends who do smoke. who

1:07:12

hide it from their kids and then are,

1:07:14

like, really straight edge. I

1:07:16

don't I don't know how you could pull that off. I

1:07:18

mean, I'm a loser. So it's all

1:07:20

sincere. When I

1:07:22

worry about drugs, but the ones who

1:07:24

are like cooler than me

1:07:26

and actually are doing drugs

1:07:28

and are also, like, don't do drugs.

1:07:30

I'm like, I don't know how you I don't

1:07:32

know how you have that distance. Yeah. You're I

1:07:35

don't like, I can't process it.

1:07:37

Your kid knows Like, anything that you're

1:07:40

doing. Like, it's so weird to me the way

1:07:42

people raise kids thinking

1:07:44

that, like, You

1:07:46

know, once your kid's a teenager, they're not fucking

1:07:48

stupid idiots.

1:07:49

They know what you

1:07:51

do. You know?

1:07:53

It's it's not I

1:07:55

I mean, you can keep some secrets

1:07:57

from them, but not

1:07:58

many.

1:07:59

They're they're right. They get to be

1:08:02

pretty fucking smart. as they as

1:08:04

they get older. And

1:08:06

you just have to feel like you

1:08:08

just have to do the thing where you're like, well, I

1:08:10

just, you know, be nice if you don't get in

1:08:12

trouble. I actually, my thing as a when she was a teenager

1:08:14

was, do not get in

1:08:16

trouble so that I have

1:08:18

to

1:08:18

pick you up from somebody's house.

1:08:22

and then yell at

1:08:23

you, like, I'm really mad. Like, don't make

1:08:25

me put on a show for somebody's parents

1:08:27

and my parents with you.

1:08:29

but my parents would get really mad. But you

1:08:31

know something parents come

1:08:34

and they're like, oh,

1:08:36

you're you know, yelling and and my parents did that

1:08:38

and got me in trouble. But, like, I would have been putting on

1:08:40

a show because I ain't

1:08:41

fucking grounded nobody in the I'm not a

1:08:44

cop. Right. not

1:08:46

a friend. Prisoning warden in

1:08:48

this house. Nice. Yeah.

1:08:50

Well, Charles, I'm

1:08:51

gonna thank you for doing this show

1:08:53

with me co hosting. You're one of my

1:08:55

favorite people online. you've helped --

1:08:57

Oh, thank you. -- and my arguments with people about

1:09:00

supreme shirts

1:09:04

on TV. And

1:09:04

obviously, I'll have you back on again. You're my

1:09:06

birthday buddy and Yeah. Oh, speaking of.

1:09:08

I wanted to say, I'm

1:09:10

not your first birthday buddy. Who

1:09:13

is? Karen Guyer. Karen Guyer is also Karen Guyer is also a

1:09:16

birthday buddy. Yeah. And

1:09:18

Jonathan Davis from corn. Right.

1:09:22

Right. But have you had Jonathan Davis on

1:09:24

you yet? The motherfucker will

1:09:26

not. He the motherfucker will

1:09:28

not do my shit. tried.

1:09:30

I fucking got a hold of his his people. And

1:09:33

there's no reason for him not

1:09:35

to do the POT

1:09:37

cast. I think he's a conservative

1:09:39

is the reason he doesn't wanna do a show with me,

1:09:41

I think would be the problem. But

1:09:43

I'm going to

1:09:46

pick new world festival and I might see if I can get a a

1:09:48

press pass. Press pass. Try to mute them.

1:09:50

Yeah. I mean, I have to lick

1:09:53

it, so they don't have to let me in for

1:09:55

free. So -- Right. -- maybe I And just be like, look, man,

1:09:58

I promise it'll be respectful.

1:10:00

I promise that

1:10:02

we won't talk about

1:10:04

vaccines. Like, they

1:10:06

don't have to do any of that. All I wanna

1:10:08

talk about is music because that's where we meet, man. Yeah. I would We

1:10:10

have a love of that shit. Why would I talk

1:10:15

to him about Pollard. Like, why? Right. Would I even do it?

1:10:17

I mean, like, if you're I mean, if

1:10:19

you're kindred spirits or if

1:10:21

it's, you know, like, you know, gonna be,

1:10:23

like, productive and fun to talk about someone

1:10:25

who you mildly disagree with in a way

1:10:28

where neither of you wanna punch each other.

1:10:30

Sure. It's fucking worth it. you know, like to be able to pick

1:10:32

the brain of someone you would

1:10:34

buy or anyway for other reasons.

1:10:36

But if he's going

1:10:38

to be resistant to that, Just

1:10:40

fucking talk about power cords, man. About

1:10:43

freaking a leash, bro. It's fine. Well, Charles,

1:10:45

tell people where

1:10:47

to find you. Well, I mean,

1:10:49

you girls on Twitter is the big place, and I got a link tree in my

1:10:52

pile for all

1:10:55

the other stuff. but the podcast's

1:10:58

a lab series with, you know, Hell Dude, Alike, or

1:11:00

Wyatt Privilege, Garlic

1:11:03

Court, Yee, FLIR Ultra. You

1:11:06

know? It's fun and people. It's

1:11:08

an insane. Yeah. But this is, like, small. This is,

1:11:10

like, pared down from, you know, what we used

1:11:13

to do. Yeah. And then host of witness, which comes out sort of

1:11:15

less often, but when I

1:11:18

kind of have something that

1:11:23

the a Lab guys which spitballs at me for wanting

1:11:25

to talk about, which is like

1:11:28

any carnival.

1:11:32

And that's with Patrick Kosmos who's very

1:11:34

important on Twitter and Eric Michael --

1:11:36

Yeah. -- wrestling guy. Patrick

1:11:38

Kosmos -- Yes. -- is. he

1:11:41

is. He's a wrestling guy, you know. And so those

1:11:43

are those are my things. Right. Those are

1:11:45

my things. Thank you

1:11:48

for having Thank you for co

1:11:50

hosting with me, Charles. It was very Always a pleasure, man. And best. And patrons,

1:11:55

tomorrow, gut shot. Get into.

1:12:02

Big bang. God.

1:12:05

The only thing is my heart.

1:12:07

Gangster, I know teenagers don't

1:12:09

like, don't like

1:12:10

drink. He's like I can't

1:12:13

and no lightning d b jog and they like

1:12:15

no lightning d b jogled down by the physical focus you I see through my

1:12:18

external

1:12:18

wind and see I can.

1:12:22

means I'm ending all spicy. Don't talk

1:12:24

of you broken you time. Fiance midnight

1:12:26

on my icing. No check on my

1:12:29

prices. No on my head, they don't tell them

1:12:31

what film was. Don't let Nick a day pipe. Look at my rolling bill. Look like a sucker. She's gonna get nasty

1:12:32

wet.

1:12:36

from other members in dining. Tell them about me a

1:12:38

bullishie feisty. I know they speak on my ninth day as well favorite. They know

1:12:41

what I'm gonna

1:12:44

do. I all trying to know anything against the same person

1:12:46

as none of it. They wanna link up. I don't know all of

1:12:47

them and focus their own because

1:12:49

none of it. None of it. triggers too far, make those y'all burgers.

1:12:52

They're gonna call

1:12:54

them and run them back.