Where have these schmucks been? Great question! Probably too busy taking dooks in the seats of their pantaloons! But regardless, they’re back to spread the good word of NY baseball. You know it, you love it - we’re talkin’ Mets, we’re talking’

4.1 (Realistic or Real Big Doody Stick?)

Apr 6th, 2022 1h 14m

Baseball is back and —just like the Hess truck— it’s better than ever! Join us on this magical journey as the schmuck putzes from NY discuss the upcoming seasons for the Mets & Yankees. Indulge your ears in the beloved, fan-favorite segment, “R

4.0 (Quick Predict Picks)

Dec 11th, 2021 55m 25s

Ladies & gents, boys & girls, THE BOYS are back in town. Actually, they are most certainly NOT back in town. Uncle Train relocated to Chicago, the Big Dog temporarily migrated to Nashville, and Matt from Hoboken... well, he's still in Hoboken a

3.2 (Who the Fuck Is That?!)

Apr 28th, 2021 1h 6m

Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Yanks are gigantic steamin' piles of DOOK soaking in the TB, while the Metropolitans stand atop their division! The two schmuck putzes (and a Hoboken man with zero tolerance for joking) discuss how the teams fro

3.1 (Realistic or Real Big Doody Stick?)

Jan 22nd, 2021 1h 10m

Ladies & gents, you already know what it is! Trump is officially out of the White House, Covid vaccines are officially being distributed, and the MLB offseason is officially underway! Recently it seems like there has been some big shit poppin'

2.6 (Posty Preev)

Sep 29th, 2020 55m 58s

Hope everyone is all relaxed, repented, and ready for the 2020 Covid-Shortened MLB Postseason! It's playoff baseball once again ladies & gents, and boy howdy are we ready to rock 'n' roll! The schmuck putz boys of New York discuss all 8 match

2.5 (Dookietown USA)

Sep 23rd, 2020 1h 16m

Ladies & gentlemen, boys & girls, Shanah Tovah to our fellow members of the tribe. New York's finest schmucks are back and better than ever (akin to the Hess Truck), and they're talking Mets and Yankees baseball, because what could possibly be

2.4 (Dookie Dealios)

Sep 2nd, 2020 1h 6m

C'mon boi, whaddya say now boi... what. do you. say now. boi. Brodie Van Wagenen is continuing his Mets Farm System Sweepstakes Giveaway to the rest of the league, the Yanks are injury-riddled but still battling the Rays for the top of the AL

2.3 (AskJeeves Mailbag)

Aug 19th, 2020 1h 14m

Ladies & gentlemen, boys & girls, some microphone troubles this week so apologies if volume ain't great, but you know what they say: "You absolutely have to suck it!" Typical Mets/Yanks banter, followed by a brand new segment "AskJeeves Mailba

2.2 (C'MON BOI)

Aug 7th, 2020 1h 6m

Holy crappin' shit! The boys are back and they're better than ever, it's Christmas this year, the shortened MLB COVID 60-game season's here! The schmuck putz gentlemen of New York's Upper East Side are serving up your favorite Mets/Yanks bant

2.1 (COVID 2020 Season Preview)

Jul 22nd, 2020 1h 10m

Buckle up, baby, because we're back with the hottest Mets & Yanks banter on this side of the Hudson! We're talkin' Mets, we're talkin' Yankees, and we're talkin' 2020 shortened MLB season in a 60-game smackdown. Bringing fan-favorite "Matt fr

2.0 (Dookie Pot Pie)

Jun 20th, 2020 38m 27s

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls... your favorite schmucks have returned to give the people what they want: BASEBALL BANTER. "But Uncle Train & Señor Big Dog, there is no baseball." Boy howdy, my friends, we are well aware! But we've got

1.11 (Scandals & Sandals)

Jan 17th, 2020 1h 3m

Ladies and gentlemen, New York's finest schmucks are back after a brief hiatus, and they're digging into the scandal of the Houston Trashtro's and how their entire franchise is now an absolutely massive dookie cake full of lies. Special guest

1.10 (KershAW BROTHER, THIS GUY SHTANKS!)

Oct 11th, 2019 53m 22s

On this week’s episode, Tío Train y el Perro Grande provide your regularly scheduled Mets & Yanks programming, and then a nice little segment titled "KershAW BROTHER, THIS GUY SHTANKS!" where they highlight all of the tasty series of the postse

1.9 (September Storylines)

Sep 3rd, 2019 47m 53s

On this week’s episode, Murray Hill's most eligible schmucks dish out some Mets & Yankees banter on a silver platter (Metsies still fighting for that WC spot, as the Yanks take monster dooks on the AL East), and then treat the listeners to a s

1.8 (October Contenders and Real Big Pretenders)

Aug 9th, 2019 58m 27s

On this week’s episode, the Kings of Dook provide everyone's favorite Mets/Yanks banter in a particularly eventful week as the Mets are dropping absolute doodycakes on some below .500 teams (launching them half a game back in the Wild Card), an

1.7 (Buyers, Sellers, or Big Doody Smellers?)

Jul 25th, 2019 49m 8s

On this week’s episode, the sacks of dook dish out some friendly Mets/Yanks banter, how the Yanks are bonafide studs and the Mets suck absolute dookiecake, and mosey into a segment called "Buyers, Sellers, or Big Doody Smellers?" where teams ar

1.6 (Trade Deadline Pre-Preview)

Jun 27th, 2019 53m 42s

On this week’s episode, the boychies bander our favorite New Amsterdam baseball teams (Spoiler: one stinks dook & the other rakes dongs) and discuss some interesting potential trade deadline moves. You're gonna absolutely suck it on this one, f

1.5 (Keuchy/Kim Out to Din)

Jun 11th, 2019 53m 34s

On this week’s episode, the two sacks of dook chime in on the Keuchel & Kimbrel signings, who will likely go out to din for some nice porterhouses following their big ole paychecks, and highlight their way-too-early picks for the All-Star game.

1.4 (Who the Fuck Is That?)

May 10th, 2019 50m 13s

On this week’s episode, the two bums get a surprise with an angry caller, Frat Olton (who turns out to be a pretty good guy; not angry at all), who comes into the studio to join the baseball banter train. Plus, a new segment called “Who the Fu

1.3 (Realistic or Real Big Doodystick?)

Apr 23rd, 2019 48m 16s

On this week's episode, Uncle Train & the Big Dog discuss the situations with the Metsies & Yankguys, and introduce a new segment called "Realistic or Real Big Doodystick" (which is more or less Fact or Fiction, but ya gotta love the doodystick

1.2 (Stick Outs!)

Apr 11th, 2019 51m 35s

On this week's episode, the schmucks give their two cents on the Mets & Yanks seasons thus far, engage in a brand new segment "Stick Outs!" where they shoutout who has been killin' it lately, and ponder where Dallas Keuchel and Craig Kimbrel mi

1.1 (Season Predictions)

Mar 28th, 2019 1h 8m

Welcome to the inaugural episode of Subway Series: Uncle Train & the Big Dog. This week, the boychiks highlight the offseasons for the Metropolitans and the Bronx Bombers, give predictions for AL and NL awards, as well as Breakout Player and th

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