Welcome back to Sunshine, Sherry & Shenanigans! Starring Hanni Martini, Tara Collins, & Jessica Baker Daza. The only thing that’s drier than the wine, is the sharp sense of humour. Today we’ve got our best guest yet: Susan Power, an amazing chef and event coordinator that the shownotes writer shows absolutely no bias towards in the slightest! We go on to plot the seduction of Jean-Claude Van Damme, recall Minecraft-induced Machiavellian drama, reflect on how white everything is, and concoct the perfect curry. 

“We used to play the game of ‘What would you like to hear the least about you?’ And we came up with- ‘She was a stout woman.’ ” -Susan 

“He absolutely deserved to lose his driving license for drunk driving. (Pause) And getting caught.” -Tara 

“The phrase used about him that you wouldn’t want to hear, is ‘He’s an elderly portly gentleman of limited means.’ “ -Tara 

“We should probably wonder why we’re still wearing Def Leppard’s lingerie.” -Hanni 

“You can do the cocktails for my- Actually no, no. I just tasted your Bloody Mary, no.” -Susan 

“Did Carley really find out that you’re moving to Malaga from a conversation about a moyete?” -Susan 

“...She’s terrifying!” -Tara 

“I was lying in bed, listening to the boys fighting over Minecraft, and it was escalating- And I heard Arthur shout- ‘If you die right now, I will laugh.’ But Malachi came back strongly with ‘I hope you shit your pants.’ “ -Susan 

“Again, it’s the oppressed vs the oppressors on this podcast…” -Jess 

“She does go on about this- It was only 600 years!” -Susan 

“Maggie’s Spit or Swallow today is Tara.” -Jess 

“You like Coddle? I’m surprised, because that’s seen as poor people food.” -Susan 

“Well it’s- It’s not poor people food, it’s rustic!” -Jess “Oh, look at that reaction!” -Tara 

“Even we have boundaries. Not many, but they’re there.” -Tara