You know those after school specials on TV, where there's a kid with some problems -- say he's got a chargers tattoo on his face and a natural diagram of a wolfman on his back, that sort of stuff? And he's worried that the kids are going to razz him.. But then there's a contest where the prize is a feces doberman and he's determined to win it, and maybe he'll learn a lesson in the process? Well, this is just like that? Enjoy!