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has it. Pull that mic in front of your goddamn

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face. I'm not using

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my microphone today. I'm

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gonna use my I'm gonna sit away mic. we even

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recording yet? Yep.

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So you're wasting everyone's time. Luke

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has to get the ads done

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before he leaves today.

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I'm not using the mic today. I wanna

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sit right here just like this. Try

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as much as want, Ryan. I'm not using it. Ow

0:59

dude, you're gonna spill drink. Hold hold

1:01

on, there we go. you

1:04

are, see, now they can hear you

1:06

better. People wanna your voice, people, come on dude.

1:09

wanna hear what you have say. It's

1:11

just as much your podcast as I

1:14

caved, I'm using the mic now.

1:16

Sorry guys, I thought I'd pull a little start

1:18

everything off. We know a lot to

1:20

say, so. First

1:23

off, do you have any announcements? Um...

1:28

No.

1:28

Please attention for the morning

1:31

announcements. Please attention to the

1:33

following what the woman

1:35

at my high school sounded like. Beep.

1:37

Please listen to the afternoon

1:40

Just in that same perfect voice. I'm actually

1:43

going to visit my high school and wonder if she's

1:45

still running the desk. Why are

1:47

you visiting your high Who are you talking to? hanging

1:49

with some high school friends.

1:51

Friends in high school? Yeah. After

1:56

creator clash, my old art teacher, said

1:58

if you're... the area

2:00

which I will be she said she asked

2:02

me if I'd like to give a little

2:05

talk about career choices to the art

2:08

students did you also talk to them about potentially

2:12

getting dressed in his GED I'm

2:14

gonna see but usually they don't just hand

2:16

those out you have to you have to study for you have to take

2:18

the test you know I mean he's a good test

2:20

taker I mean he got the highest score

2:23

we we wrote a book a

2:25

while ago super mega

2:27

saves the troops it was a best seller in in our

2:30

eyes. And we had

2:32

a test.

2:33

We had a written

2:36

test, multiple choice, as well as

2:38

essay questions. And

2:41

Justin performed the best, which

2:43

meant that he knew our book

2:45

the most. And he had only read it the night before. Morning

2:48

of, actually. Morning of. So to be fair,

2:51

that might not mean he knew it the best. That meant he

2:53

just,

2:54

the information was fresh and he regurgitated it.

2:56

It's like cramming for a test. You don't actually learn the subject

2:58

or remember it. But it still didn't really work that

3:00

much it like sparingly worked Yeah,

3:03

it worked for like a few questions, but

3:05

not

3:06

to help me out on the test in general the problem is

3:08

you just memorize things and and if

3:10

it's a if it's a subject with where

3:12

it's more concept based than just like

3:16

Events, you know because like I

3:18

could cram for tests where the answers were like

3:22

When did when did this historical thing

3:24

happen? But if it's like if it was like a government or e-contest

3:27

where it's more about like the concept

3:29

of something I'd be like And

3:34

I get pretty piss-poor grades Yeah,

3:37

late on me. Did you just open that Red

3:40

Bull up just opened it? I might have

3:42

to go to making you want one Yeah I

3:44

might have to slip into something a little

3:46

more comfortable and grab myself a Red Bull. Hey,

3:49

man Do what you gotta do. Could you?

3:52

Give people your opinions on everything

3:54

going down in Ohio right now. What's going

3:56

down in Ohio? With the train derailment? Yeah,

3:58

all that, all that.

5:59

automotive speed to 30 miles per hour. I

6:03

think if a train wants to go 90 around that curve,

6:06

that's its right to do so. Conductors wanna

6:08

have some fun, get there faster, go for it. Sure,

6:11

it might derail every now and then, but, you

6:14

know. Shit happens. And

6:18

that's my take on Ohio. Ooh,

6:20

I forgot my Red Bull. Yeah, I forgot your Red Bull, buddy. Oh,

6:25

he forgot his Red Bull, So I guess I could talk a little more

6:27

about Ohio.

6:33

It is truly a tragedy.

6:37

The economic, not economic,

6:39

the environmental disaster taking

6:42

place in Ohio. And I know I was just

6:44

busting your balls, Ohio, but

6:46

it is very tragic and my heart goes out

6:48

to you.

6:51

Welcome back, buddy. to

6:55

something a little more comfy? Oh yeah. You

6:57

didn't look too comfy in that stuff you were wearing

7:00

earlier, so. No, I'm a lot more comfortable

7:02

in this now. I feel like I can actually

7:04

have a conversation and not be distracted. Finally.

7:07

By how uncomfortable I was. It looks scratchy.

7:10

It's not. No, not that. What

7:12

you were wearing earlier looked scratchy. It was. I

7:15

updated every one of my thoughts on Ohio. I

7:18

was saying it's kind of bullshit how, you

7:22

know, the government thinks that it

7:24

has the right to put regulations

7:28

never mind well they do have the right

7:30

for the AIDS thing but to put

7:32

regular bullshit regulations where it's like oh

7:34

around this curve train can

7:36

only go 30 miles per hour I think they should

7:38

be allowed to go however fast they want to go around the

7:41

curve a train train okay

7:43

okay

7:46

isn't there a slight possible chance

7:48

of derailment is I

7:50

mean this would be the first question that any

7:53

probably safety officer with it's the first question

7:55

that certainly comes to my mind. Ryan there's a possible

7:58

chance you get struck by an asteroid when you're

7:59

laying in bed tonight. Yeah, but there's

8:02

nothing I can do that specifically makes those

8:04

chances higher. Yes, there is. That

8:06

intentionally makes it, like what?

8:09

I think that intentionally makes the chances higher.

8:13

You could remove your roof. I

8:16

mean, it's gonna crash through the roof and kill me regardless.

8:19

The roof isn't gonna save me. I don't know, dude. I'm not

8:21

a physicist. You could just hit the

8:23

roof and bounce off. There is only one

8:25

recorded time in history where someone

8:27

actually got struck by a- by a meteor. They

8:29

exploded and died? No, she lived. How?

8:33

She- I think she was- How did it not blow her brain

8:35

completely through her skull? I think she was

8:37

on the toilet and it just went- Pfft! Oh

8:39

my god! There's a picture of her, uh...

8:43

That's just like one of those

8:45

like, look at my luck type of days.

8:48

You're taking a shit, you're old, like, you

8:50

said it was an old lady. You make it so

8:52

you're an elderly person, and

8:55

you get fucking taken out by an asteroid?

8:58

She lived.

8:59

Jesus Christ! It

9:02

fucked up her like side, but she was fine. I

9:05

imagine that... I mean that's a pretty cool thing

9:07

to have under your belt though, right? Being the

9:09

only person known to mankind that's

9:11

actually been struck by a meteorite and

9:14

survived? That's

9:16

a cool scar, but you wanna know how I got this scar? Space.

9:20

Probably hurts like hell though. Still to

9:22

this day. Would think that I pissed God off

9:24

because the chances of that happening are probably like

9:26

one in trillions you

9:28

think insurance covers

9:31

that for the house Asteroids

9:34

for health insurance Probably

9:37

not Prove

9:39

it I asked her it fell through your roof.

9:42

Oh She saved

9:44

the wow Yeah,

9:46

she's laying in bed, and she's got a big old bruise and

9:48

she's going ouch ouch Owwww!

9:52

Crashed through the roof of a farmhouse in Alabama, bounced

9:54

off a large wooden console radio and

9:56

hit Ann Hodges while she was napping on her couch.

9:59

It must be so confusing being woken up

10:01

by that. You're not gonna

10:03

think it was an asteroid. No, I probably

10:05

think it was like a gun. Sorry, I know

10:08

that the space heads out there are gonna get mad at me. Meteor.

10:11

Meteorite. Meteorite. Meteorite's

10:13

smaller than a meteor. Is meteor a meteorite? I

10:15

believe a meteor is when it's in space and

10:18

when it

10:19

comes into the atmosphere, it becomes a meteorite. If

10:21

I'm not mistaken. I might be mistaken. And

10:24

an asteroid is...

10:28

You know, I feel like I should if I took

10:30

a rock up into space would it become a Meteor

10:34

if I throw a rock in the air is in a meteorite

10:39

Doesn't come from space but technically it does come from

10:41

space. It's just a rock in the air is it

10:43

does does a meteorite have to come from space

10:46

into I

10:49

Want I want to know I want to be a little

10:51

bit smarter It's already hard

10:54

to be as smart as you and I are as youtubers,

10:56

but sorry podcasters

10:58

I gotta we gotta start using that a little more Podcasters

11:01

we keep saying we're youtubers. We're above youtuber

11:04

now. We're podcasters We

11:06

we don't do YouTube associate ourselves with with

11:08

the the filth of youtuber We

11:11

I'm all about you too. I

11:14

mean this podcast goes on YouTube, but

11:16

I mean I mean,

11:18

yeah, I'm gonna show up places, probably family

11:20

gatherings first to test out the waters of it

11:22

and announce that I am a podcaster. I would like

11:25

them to never refer to me as a YouTuber

11:27

or video content creator, which is even

11:30

more, I would say, detrimental

11:33

to my personal view on myself. I'll

11:35

take it one step further than podcaster,

11:37

comedian. Okay,

11:39

podcast comedian or a comedian that

11:41

has a podcast? Comedian that has a podcast. Oh,

11:44

like Burt Kreischer. or

11:47

Brendan Schaub. Dudes loved having

11:49

a podcast and then calling themselves a comedian.

11:52

It's also crazy that we still

11:54

use the term podcast. It really just stuck because

11:57

the whole point was the word broadcast, replacing

11:59

it for iPod podcast and

12:01

it's still just that's what stuck an

12:04

asteroid is a rocky body smaller

12:06

than a planet that orbits the Sun now

12:09

a meteor is a streak of light seen when a

12:11

meteoroid heats up in the atmosphere and a meteoroid

12:14

is a rocky metallic fragment of an asteroid

12:16

comet or planet and a meteorite is

12:19

a meteor fragment that reaches the ground

12:23

so a rock if you throw it up in the air

12:25

would not become a meteorite because it

12:28

was not a meteor to begin with. How

12:30

do I make it become a meteor? You

12:32

would have to get it. Take it to space? You'd have

12:34

to get it in orbit and then. Okay, how about

12:37

this? Imagine if I was Superman. I take

12:39

a rock, I fly it to space, I'm

12:41

holding it, I'm still holding it, I fly it back

12:43

from space, probably throw

12:46

it to the ground, then

12:48

pick it up and throw it up in the air. Is it a meteorite

12:50

then?

12:51

I don't see why not. I mean,

12:53

it technically checked all the boxes, right? Yep,

12:56

and who's gonna tell you you're wrong so do I know

12:58

the grass Tyson actually you know I mean Do I get like

13:00

a Nobel Peace Prize for figuring this out? I'm

13:03

bet your scientists never really thought to ask that question

13:07

So I think it's at least worthy of like an award or

13:09

something. We should see if we can get Neil deGrasse Tyson

13:11

on this podcast We know

13:13

we're done He could

13:15

tell you if you could get one probably I Think

13:18

he's just mansplained things to me I would

13:20

love to get him on this podcast and you and

13:22

I prepare these stupidest questions

13:25

beforehand. Well, he's been on Joe Rogan

13:28

Well, those are not a good question smart intellectual

13:31

discussion Yes, I'd

13:33

love to ask him just like about like the precipitation

13:35

cycle Just stuff that like you learn in like

13:38

second grade and we have no we

13:40

act like this is like mind-blowing to us And

13:42

he just has to explain the most

13:44

Juvenile asinine concepts. So

13:46

the nucleus is that this the

13:49

center of the... so

13:52

wait where is that again, Neil? Do

13:55

you think you'd actually go on a long

13:57

tirade explaining things to us. Yeah,

13:59

I... I like him talking

14:02

and saying things about space. I don't

14:04

like his attitude very

14:06

much. He's got a toot. His attitude needs a little

14:09

work. He's condescending. In my humble opinion.

14:11

Neil deGrasse Tyson,

14:13

fucking tighten your belt, buckle

14:17

up your boots, you know? Because

14:19

you're acting like a real jackass lately. Oh,

14:22

not lately, for the past few years. He

14:25

just kind of, I feel like he

14:27

takes

14:28

the wonder and excitement of things like

14:30

space and science and then just

14:32

kills it a lot. Like things he says on Twitter.

14:35

The stuff he says on Twitter, I'm like why? Neil,

14:37

like what's even the point in saying this? Do

14:40

we have an example? Yes. Matt,

14:43

find us an example. We

14:46

gotta call this rotten

14:48

phony out for

14:51

being such an asshole.

14:54

Fail blog. This is from cheeseburger.com.

14:57

10 infuriating times Neil deGrasse Tyson

14:59

went full condescending mode on Twitter. Listen

15:01

to this, Neil.

15:02

The world isn't big enough to contain Neil deGrasse Tyson's

15:04

ego.

15:05

That much my tiny brain can comprehend. Uh...

15:10

Let's see. He's

15:12

just looking...

15:15

He has to probably scroll

15:17

through the article part before

15:19

getting to the list. Unless it's... The

15:22

whole article is a list. So you have to scroll through

15:24

the whole thing. Okay, they're using some

15:26

just shitty examples where it seems like he's just

15:29

making a joke that's not landing Well,

15:32

maybe that's all it's bad. I don't is that he's just

15:34

in he's just awkward socially

15:37

Sure, he has a booming voice and he comes off as charismatic

15:40

because he's excited about what he's talking

15:42

about I mean

15:45

See it's tweets like the leap day is not

15:47

misnamed. We're not leap or the leap day

15:49

is misnamed We're not leaping anywhere. The calendar

15:51

is simply and abruptly catching up with Earth's orbit

15:54

I don't think that's very condescending. I think it's more of... It's

15:56

like a fun little fact like you would like

15:59

a middle schooler would be Ooh. Okay, now

16:01

he crossed a line. What? Sometimes

16:03

I wonder if we'd have flying cars by now, had civilization

16:06

spend a little less brain energy contemplating football.

16:08

Now he's crossed a line. I mean, real talk?

16:12

I don't know, football does do good for,

16:14

uh,

16:18

the economy maybe? Probably not.

16:22

Do they do? I'm sure they give to charity.

16:24

The NFL has to give to some sort of charity.

16:27

Probably one of those charities. Super Lego, they donate a lot to us. Or

16:29

they donate water or something. If they

16:31

don't, they could hit

16:34

me up. They

16:36

could give to me is what I'm saying. Is that

16:38

what like, instead of giving to like a charity,

16:40

they could,

16:42

I mean, technically it would still be charity. I'm still in need

16:44

of,

16:45

no one's ever not in need of money. I

16:48

think the question then depends on like, are

16:50

you, like, what

16:53

is, what is a need? Is a need meaning to be

16:55

necessary or is need more like, can you want

16:57

something you need? Can you need something you want? It's

17:00

very semantic, so.

17:02

Yeah. Did you figure out your,

17:04

did you figure out your little conundrum there, buddy?

17:08

I just don't want to talk about Neil anymore. Okay. Okay.

17:10

Did you see something? No, I just don't want to get into it. All

17:13

right. You want to talk about Bill?

17:17

Bill. Bill. Bill.

17:20

Bill. Bill. Bill. Bill.

17:23

Bill. Bill. Bill. Bill.

17:26

Bill. and your brain makes

17:29

the word change into other words the more you watch it.

17:31

Like mayo, pale, all sorts

17:33

of great stuff. It's

17:35

really interesting how your brain works that

17:37

way. It's really quite fascinating. Bill

17:39

is, Bill Nye, he's

17:41

an atheist, okay? And, uh... What?

17:44

Yeah. So is Neil

17:46

deGrasse Tyson. That

17:49

was the fact that I just stumbled upon, which is why I

17:51

wanted to stop talking about him. I don't want to give an atheist

17:54

any ounce of platform here. like

17:56

that richard dawkins fella

31:40

Let's

32:00

go

32:05

ahead and just get right into it. That's

32:11

good. Alright

32:16

guys,

32:18

make sure you subscribe.

32:20

Thanks. I'm out of the bowl.

32:23

Damn dude, you chugged that bowl. I

32:26

needed the energy. I'm popping off now, I'm

32:28

popping off. How's

32:31

it feel? Ryan, I'm dying. No, no. You just took a- Ryan, I

32:33

think I'm dying. You just took a popper. It

32:36

just feels a little warm in your head, right? Am I dead? No, it doesn't feel a

32:38

little bit warm, right? In your ears and your head. Am I dead?

32:40

You're not dead. You're

32:41

still on the Super Megacast with your friend

32:43

Ryan McGee. Look, look at- Come

32:46

on. Look at him. Look at your

32:49

friend. Wave to him. Wave, wave.

32:51

Wave to him. Don't- I

32:53

don't know what you're doing. Just

32:57

yeah, see see we're friends yep

33:02

Saw demons man

33:04

hasn't popped off and well you popped off recently

33:07

Well, maybe you're popping off a little too much. No

33:09

that that's the first time I popped off since uh

33:12

The day we recorded cool dog podcast. Oh

33:14

really? Yeah, my head

33:17

is pounding really

33:20

It's it's what I love about poppers is

33:23

it's the feeling of standing up too quickly Put

33:25

in a bottle. What's not to love? You

33:28

know Make sure your head really

33:30

go boom boom boom. I

33:32

like it There's a man knocking on a door

33:34

on inside my head And I'm

33:36

not making sense. I popped off too hard. No,

33:39

you're fine I just I was personally

33:41

thinking about how I I didn't like

33:43

the Italian place that we ordered from Oh, I

33:45

need to I haven't even eaten mine yet. I got a

33:47

Reuben Well,

33:49

it's probably my fault. I got spaghetti and meatballs. Oh,

33:52

yeah. I'll tell you, man, that place didn't

33:54

look too good. It kind of looked like a cheap Italian place. Yeah,

33:57

it looks like a prep kitchen Italian

33:59

type shit.

39:53

Do

40:00

I have herpes, Ryan?

40:01

But statistically,

40:03

at least one person at the super megaplex

40:05

or two has it. I

40:08

mean, I've had a, if you've ever

40:10

had a cold sore, it means you have it. I

40:13

have had cold sores before, so I definitely, I

40:16

have the virus in me. I've got the dog

40:18

in me, as the kids say. And by

40:20

the dog, I mean herpes. But genital

40:22

herpes and herpes

40:24

of the mouth, they're very different things. Yes.

40:28

HPV, I believe? Well, there's

40:30

uh... HSV1 and 2. Right.

40:35

So, have you ever had a cold sore? Mm-hmm.

40:38

Uh, no. A kanker sore. Like, inside right

40:40

here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ketchup burns. Hate

40:43

it. Ketchup burns? Mm-hmm. You got ketchup

40:45

burns?

40:46

That ketchup burns. Oh, I thought you said- Or

40:48

makes to feel as though it is burning.

40:51

I thought you meant like you got burns in your mouth from ketchup.

40:53

I was boiling ketchup one time, like I

40:55

normally do. wanted to taste it, see how it was

40:57

doing. To make my famous sauce, just

41:01

Heinz ketchup

41:02

and store-brand ketchup put together. They

41:04

have such distinct flavors that it combines

41:07

to create one really good ketchup. It is

41:09

good, but you gotta remember to blow, you know,

41:12

when you take a spoon of it out. Nothing's

41:14

better. Seriously, like anyone out

41:16

there, legitimately try this. This

41:18

isn't a joke. It's actually fucking

41:21

good. You need to go out, get

41:25

spaghetti noodles,

41:26

break them apart, maybe just

41:29

they're hard, don't throw them in a pot

41:32

or prepare them or whatever. Break them apart

41:34

and then just squirt ketchup in it

41:37

and then just eat them like they're french fries. It

41:39

is delicious. It's fucking amazing.

41:41

I do it when I come over to your place

41:43

and we hang out. Put some Parmesan cheese on that too.

41:46

I like it just straight. Yeah. Just

41:48

the noodles, dip it in ketchup. Well, what I

41:50

like to do

41:51

is I'll take one of the raw

41:53

spaghetti noodles. Yeah. And you know, it's firm,

41:56

it's stiff. I'll dip it in ketchup and then I'll just suck

41:58

the ketchup off, kind of like a

53:59

short history to me that's

54:03

longer than any chapter of our book I

54:07

don't know about that is it we don't have a 20

54:09

we might have one that's that's that's that's

54:11

about 25 yeah

54:13

I don't really care about this research page on

54:16

penis alright I'm already bored I'm

54:18

already bored I don't

54:20

want to hear about it anymore I want

54:23

to talk about what what

54:27

now fresh hell are you gonna

54:29

introduce produce.

54:34

What?

54:36

You want to talk more about penises? No.

54:42

Pussy? I don't want

54:44

to talk about penises more. I definitely

54:46

don't. You know, one of the main characters on Sopranos

54:48

is named Pussy. Does

54:50

he have a penis? He does have a penis. He's

54:53

a penis owner. He's a penis

54:57

his name is Pussy. That is some good shit.

55:03

Bye. Man, it's

55:05

always a slam dunk when I see Ryan and Matt. Love

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you guys.

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I'm Sierra Bravo and

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I'm the narrator of a brand new first of its

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kind sitcom podcast called Popcorn

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for Dinner. It's about dating and jobs,

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and there's even a laugh track. Popcorn

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for Dinner, a brand new sitcom available

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wherever you get your podcasts.