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That's right. It's another episode

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of the Super

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MegaCast with Ryan

1:22

McGee. Matt

1:23

Watson. And... Actuality.

1:25

Actuality? Actually

1:28

changed up the pronunciation a little bit. I think the last time I

1:31

was on here It was it was actually but presol

1:33

told me actually sounds cooler actually does sound

1:35

and you're sticking with it I'm sticking with it. It's my

1:37

it's my new thing. This is this is my this is what

1:39

I came here to promote

1:41

anything else so that That's

1:43

just to promote the name No,

1:46

actually what we said what we said was

1:48

you can come on and promote one thing We'll give you air time to

1:50

promote one thing. Oh

1:53

Well, okay, then that's not no that what you just did

1:55

well No, I have you have one more thing at the

1:57

end. Okay, that's it for the beginning It's

2:00

not gonna be too generous, okay? Oh,

2:02

yeah. You know. But it has to be the same

2:04

as the first thing. I flew in

2:07

all the way from Estonia, so I would appreciate if I could

2:09

get at least two. Maybe

2:11

at some point, maybe like during an ad read or

2:13

something. We'll see. That's when the viewers

2:15

are like really watching the shit too. Well,

2:19

as you've just seen, our

2:21

guest is a sweet

2:23

Estonian baby boy. Where's Estonian?

2:26

It's by the Philippines, right? Absolutely not. It's

2:30

a northeast Europe, right by Sweden, Finland,

2:34

Russia, Latvia. I know you

2:36

probably get a lot of Latvian listeners out there. We do

2:38

actually. Yeah, Riga. Hey,

2:41

Latvians rise up.

2:42

Not in like a revolutionary way, just in like

2:44

a... Do they need to or are they good?

2:47

I think they're fine. Are the Latvians all right? They

2:49

can be as fine as they probably can be in their situation.

2:52

Okay. I'm excited for this episode because we're going to be

2:54

talking specifically only about Baltic

2:56

politics. Yes, there's a lot to

2:59

talk about the fucked up haircut guy that's been going

3:01

around on Twitter dude. That's insane The

3:03

Damien what's going on? So the day after

3:05

he got here I just went on Twitter and boom

3:08

Estonian news on Twitter

3:09

And it's it said this is the face of white nationalism

3:12

in Estonia the guy. That's the head of the

3:15

What is it a white? I got this part of your old cutter.

3:18

He's uh, so it's better. I

3:20

don't think he's the head I don't

3:22

think he's the head of the white nationalist party, but

3:24

he did run for Parliament I don't know if he

3:26

got in, but

3:28

he has this really fucked up looking haircut

3:30

where it looks like He had some kind of like manic

3:33

episode and he just took scissors to it And there's like

3:35

the fringe is all fucked up and like the side

3:37

is like all uneven Is it just a messy haircut?

3:40

Luke put this picture up

3:41

It also put it next to Oxell's face so people could

3:43

see the good Estonian comparison. You ready for this? He

3:49

looks like that uh that MMA dude

3:51

he cut like do you know what I'm talking about? He's

3:54

like he's known for like eating a shit ton

3:57

and like getting really big and then getting fit

3:59

again and like going up and down. He has that same

4:01

haircut. I can't remember what his name is. Yeah, I know what you're

4:03

talking about. He's some MMA. I wish

4:06

I was more into MMA. Me too. It

4:08

seems kind of awesome. You know,

4:11

I think especially with a back injury, I could have

4:13

a really good comeback story with MMA because it's

4:15

a bit safer than boxing. Is that back injury

4:17

from last year? Mm-hmm. Oh, my God.

4:20

Yep. You poor thing. Yeah, Ryan got

4:22

his back blown out. Yeah, I did.

4:25

Professionally. Yeah, professionally. He's had his back

4:27

professionally blown out. Oh. And

4:29

you paid to have it done

4:30

too. Mm-hmm. How much does a little service like that

4:32

cost? I'm asking for a friend. Thousands of dollars.

4:35

Thousands of dollars. If you want it blown out right, yeah. I'm going

4:37

to have to get it done by an amateur then. Yeah.

4:41

You can do it yourself. Oh, really? Oh,

4:43

yeah. I'm going to have to look into that. Do you think

4:45

that

4:46

there is a day in the future,

4:49

Ryan, where you

4:51

could go a whole week without even thinking about

4:53

it? Or is it really for the rest

4:55

of your life now? It's

4:57

just it when you're older is it gonna be

4:59

way worse you think they didn't sugarcoat it

5:02

so they were like yeah It's probably something

5:04

that you'll have to deal with but I feel

5:06

like if I lose weight

5:09

If I actually do my stretches

5:11

every day it

5:13

could be at a point to maybe where I don't notice it

5:15

But it is always something like

5:16

right now if I focused on I could feel like the

5:19

strain in a particular part because you have a you

5:21

Have a bulge disc that pushes on your sciatic

5:23

nerve used to push on my sciatic nerve I haven't

5:25

had any sciatic nerve issues for a

5:27

while, but it's still a bulge disc, right? Mm-hmm.

5:29

How does something like that happen? Was it just like a misstep

5:32

or like a lot of like impact over

5:34

time? And not giving it rest

5:36

to like

5:37

not like what is what is the

5:39

to deinflate? Yeah, you inflamate

5:42

he uh trained

5:45

Excessively

5:47

to too much too many like too much in a

5:49

short period of time right and it's too dedicated

5:51

He cares too much

5:53

about charity. That's incredible. Exactly. You

5:56

did it for the

5:57

kids, man. I didn't receive a single thank.

6:00

believe it or not from a single kid about

6:02

that either so which is why we no longer

6:04

donate to charity because they're ungrateful

6:07

most of Them are

6:08

I have noticed that pisses me off. It really

6:10

pisses. Well, I love coming on here You guys just say it how

6:12

it is. We call the shots how we see

6:14

them, you know, that's what people like us We

6:17

don't sugarcoat things. We don't

6:19

you know beat around the bush. We we call

6:21

it like it is and You

6:23

guys beat around the bush, but just not in that

6:25

manner Yeah, okay. Yeah,

6:28

we do a woman's bush I'm

6:31

glad you stated it cuz it's not a Bros,

6:35

I don't know how they do things over in Estonia

6:38

dude, but oh Sony is the

6:40

most straight country on earth man. Not a single

6:42

homosexual in the country really How did

6:44

y'all achieve? How did y'all get there? Just

6:47

you know, that happened? Yes, I guess is the right

6:49

way We don't got the gay gene man. We got

6:51

the straight gene imagine like

6:54

just like that's like

6:56

a country's number one claim to fame

6:58

uh there was no way

7:01

what was it's it's in that region

7:03

of the world um there's not a single

7:06

gay person no wait you want me to start listing off

7:08

countries yes Latvia

7:10

Lithuania Belarus Ukraine

7:12

Romania Bulgaria

7:14

Kazakhstan well that's a little bit on the other

7:16

side but they kind of vibe with that

7:19

there there's a country over there that was a

7:21

couple years ago unbelievably

7:24

like like jailing you know

7:26

LGBT people I

7:28

really I know that's like in most

7:32

parts of the world if not all of them they're like

7:34

especially especially

7:37

where my ancestors are from you know the

7:40

Dutch oh you're Dutch yeah summit

7:43

you know dude the Dutch language is one of the most fucked

7:45

up things I've ever had to listen to in my life well Well it's disgusting,

7:47

it's why I never learned. It's very gross. I

7:50

could've connected with my grandmother and maybe,

7:52

you know,

7:53

my grandfather, didn't know Dutch but my grandmother, you

7:55

know, my grandmother a little more but I felt

7:58

like it was just such a putrid

8:00

grating language that wasn't

8:03

worth it. It's very like, yeah, I'd

8:05

almost be gagging, like in the middle of

8:07

conversation from my own voice.

8:10

At least it clears your throat though. It's like a multipurpose.

8:13

You know what's a really fucked up, weird sounding language

8:15

is Norwegian. Have

8:16

you ever actually heard Norwegian? I

8:18

have, yeah. It's insane sounding. It's

8:20

just like, it sounds like the snake language

8:23

from Harry Potter. It's like super

8:25

fucking- Parseltongue? Parseltongue, yeah. Parsel, parcel?

8:27

I thought it was Parseltongue. What

8:30

is it? Fuck. You're a big Harry Potter

8:32

head, dude. Oh, shit. You

8:35

won first place at the Pottermore,

8:37

what is it, Spelling Bee? I actually have only

8:39

seen like one Harry Potter movie in my life.

8:41

It was the first one. And I thought the

8:44

kids were so terrible at acting that I'll never watch

8:46

another one.

8:47

They're really bad in that movie. They were. They

8:49

were. But, I

8:53

guess that's the thing. Like the director did bring

8:55

a lot of charm, but the director can only- Christopher

8:57

Columbus? Yes. Yeah. And- Yes.

9:01

That's his name. It is his name. Is that actually his

9:03

name? Yeah. Director's name. Even when I

9:05

bring it up, like every time it's brought

9:07

up, yeah. Matt

9:11

and I always just talk about like how it's- It's

9:13

good to see him have a comeback after what he did

9:15

those hundreds of years ago. Yeah. He thought

9:18

I had a lot of time to- He's got a life expectancy on him. Like,

9:20

goddamn. Yeah. Still kicking. Mm-hmm. Making

9:22

good movies apparently now. Well I don't know what

9:24

the last thing he made was. I think, uh...

9:27

Didn't he do the Percy Jackson movie? The

9:30

shitty one? I never saw

9:32

it. Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief? Yeah,

9:34

I'm a big Percy Jackson head. Dude, you

9:36

do look like the type of guy... You

9:39

look like the type of guy I'd see on like a bus reading Percy

9:41

Jackson.

9:45

I don't read. Parseltongue.

9:48

Did you look it up? Okay, good. One word. Parseltongue.

9:53

It's catchy. If, uh... does

9:55

it have a... are there any stems in there that have

9:57

to do with snakes? a parcel. Doesn't

10:00

that mean like a package? Yeah,

10:03

hey Ryan, you want to know what your parcel tongue

10:05

name is? Sure, give

10:07

it to me Hasei

10:10

Sei That is

10:13

Oxal yours is Hah, atheya

10:17

That's mine is mine actually sounds like the

10:19

opposite yours mine is Sei

10:23

Hasei They're written

10:25

out like that. It'll be like six S's E H

10:28

H H H. So so what do you think

10:30

about this Snape character? This

10:32

is that of Harry Potter person? What

10:34

do you mean? Is that it? I'm

10:38

gonna be honest man. I'm like not culturally aware.

10:41

What about Katniss Everdeen? That's Hunger

10:43

Games. Yeah Yes, I did see one of those

10:45

movies which one

10:46

the first one actually and you loved

10:48

it. I did actually love it I was watching with my

10:51

friends and then we didn't keep watching But

10:53

I thought it was fun.

10:55

I thought it was like movies. Yeah, I enjoyed catching fire was

10:57

fun I I'm big on I did

10:59

a Twilight marathon recently that was like my

11:01

so did I so good But I've also

11:04

I will say as much as I love to really

11:06

get into it I feel like

11:08

in the last 20 episodes. I've brought

11:10

up Twilight quite a bit But

11:12

Sopranos that's something you're getting into

11:15

yeah, I still haven't seen a single really

11:17

good. It's really really good It's

11:20

just endlessly quotable it is

11:22

it's really fucking Italians are fucking hilarious.

11:25

It's got it's the perfect mixture of of

11:28

Dark drama with with very

11:31

good comedy like Breaking Bad Yeah,

11:33

but it's very serious, but it's also very

11:35

funny very funny I also

11:37

say it's a little different because like I think in like most

11:39

mob I mean

11:40

I've only seen the first six episodes, so I can't speak

11:42

for the rest But from what I've seen you know like good

11:45

fellas You know a lot of mob movies.

11:47

I feel like are really really brutal and this seems

11:49

like Because

11:50

it's a more because it takes place in the late 90s

11:52

So it's it's not like the brutal type of like early

11:55

gangster shit from like the 60s I still like

11:57

I guess oh you'll get there believe me. Oh, yeah

12:00

Part of it was like I feel like it's a brutal

12:02

show. Oh, yeah I feel like some some

12:04

shit goes down definitely appoints it

12:06

does but then in the middle of it They're sitting in their

12:08

little restaurants and doing ah

12:11

Whatever they say what I try

12:13

not to learn too much about Italian

12:15

the less hair the better That's

12:18

actually what team and Paula wrote that song about he wrote it about

12:20

an Italians the song the less I know the better They

12:22

have this about they have this really

12:25

good episode. This is

12:27

like it's not really a spoiler. There's an episode I think

12:29

in maybe season two where the whole episode

12:31

is based around Columbus Day and how like you

12:34

know like people are kind of starting to become more aware

12:36

that Columbus Day is a little bit problematic and then all the Italians

12:38

are really pissed off. They're like oh Christopher

12:41

Columbus was an Italian they're taking him away from us.

12:44

He was an Italian explorer. They're gonna take down his statues.

12:47

It's a great show. I'm excited to watch some

12:50

more tonight. Yes I'm very excited. in the moveski

12:52

yes I'm you've

12:54

been treating us very well I gotta say except

12:56

last night shit

12:59

again last night I did this morning

13:01

they were I heard I woke up and I heard them laughing at TV

13:03

downstairs so I did do a couple fart sounds

13:06

I will say um

13:08

I didn't actually

13:12

like so prezzo is also staying with me until

13:14

I think for just two nights yeah last

13:16

night you know we watched a bunch of videos

13:19

in the living room of LA intersection

13:21

takeovers where they surround

13:23

the intersection, everyone drifts in the middle. Yeah, side shows, yeah.

13:25

For like an hour. And then I was like, I'm gonna go

13:28

upstairs and watch some TV.

13:30

Went upstairs, watched

13:32

TV, fell asleep, woke up at five and

13:34

was like, I never gave Prez of a pillow or a blanket.

13:37

So. I put a little blanket on him.

13:39

Yeah, so he. I took care of him. I

13:41

woke up and I was like,

13:43

but then by the time I woke up, I'm like, well, it's almost

13:45

morning now, he's. Prez is like a cat. He can

13:47

sleep anywhere. He seems like that. Yeah,

13:50

he likes to he also likes to crawl up on people's

13:52

laps lay his head there Did that to me last night?

13:54

It was nice. Yeah, it's got a nice warm

13:57

soul. He does. Does he purr

13:59

at all? You can get him to purr.

14:01

Yeah, if you know the way to his heart,

14:04

you can get him to purr. Let me tell you, it's through

14:06

the back door. Okay.

14:09

See, that's actually what I wanted

14:11

to bring up, is there's an uncomfortable amount of gay

14:13

sex at Matt's house. Between...

14:17

Well, why does it make you uncomfortable? Between

14:20

who? Are you homophobic? I'm

14:22

not homophobic, I just don't think

14:24

it's right. That

14:27

sounds like you're homophobic. It's

14:29

not homophobic to follow the God's word. Jesus

14:32

wasn't homophobic. Well, specifically, I mean,

14:34

he was. I mean, if

14:37

Jesus saw two of them. Well, Jesus loved everyone.

14:40

Exactly. But he disagreed with... But he liked

14:42

some people less. This is like

14:44

a... Jesus never said a single thing about homosexuality.

14:47

His dad did. Homosexuality

14:50

didn't exist back then. It was invented like last

14:53

century. Dude, not my white ass chilling in

14:55

Sodom and Gomorrah. Jesus seemed like a

14:57

nice guy. I don't think he would like say anything

15:01

bad. He

15:04

wouldn't use any slurs or anything. Who's

15:07

to say? They didn't have streams

15:09

back then. He couldn't go live on Twitch and speak his

15:12

mind. He couldn't get involved in a political

15:14

debate. He didn't debate Destiny. Yeah. Dude,

15:18

it's actually crazy. I saw something, is it true that

15:20

Jesus only spoke like a couple times in his

15:22

whole life?

15:24

I don't know. I

15:26

feel like that's like... I saw the movie with

15:28

Willem Dafoe as Jesus and he talked quite a few times.

15:31

That is such an interesting casting choice. My

15:33

mom had that on VHS and I always remember

15:36

seeing it, but I was always too scared to watch it

15:38

because they tortured Jesus. Is that what that

15:40

gif is for that picture where he's like looking, no, that's

15:42

from the lighthouse, nevermind, I'm confusing things. Wasn't

15:45

the... You know what I'm talking about

15:46

where he's like, I thought that was from, not

15:49

Beowulf, what is that, the Northman? Okay,

15:52

so it... Maybe. It's same

15:54

vector. White House is black and white, so

15:56

that would be the identifier. Was it black and white, the GIF?

15:59

No. making passion. of the Christ who they

16:01

well they're trying to we'll see if it ever actually

16:03

like what does that involve like yeah how do they make

16:05

a sequel he's going to hell and he's gonna face

16:08

Satan

16:09

and a rock off mm-hmm

16:10

to get his soul back so we can go to heaven and tell

16:12

his father to

16:14

halt the end times for I

16:16

have saved your children that would be awesome

16:18

they bring Mel Gibson back to play Jesus I saw

16:21

Mel Gibson didn't play Jesus he directed

16:24

the movie wait Mel Gibson

16:26

didn't play Jesus no I've never seen it

16:28

in my whole life I thought Mel Gibson and played Jesus

16:30

in Passion of the Christ. No. That'd be kind

16:32

of crazy if he cast himself as Jesus. I

16:34

mean, it'd be on brand. He directed Apokolipto

16:37

as well,

16:38

and he played the natives. He cloned himself and

16:40

did the makeup and everything, didn't he? Can I just say,

16:43

growing up in Estonia, a lot of Mel Gibson

16:45

movies were played on TV, and he was genuinely like a

16:47

hero to me. I thought he was such a cool dude. Like in The Patriot?

16:50

Yeah, yeah, The Patriot. And what was that? Braveheart?

16:52

What was that movie where

16:54

he's like a cop, and he has like another cop

16:57

friend? I forgot, it was like three of those movies. The other

16:59

guys.

16:59

No, no, no, no. That came, I'm not that-

17:02

Lethal weapon? Yes, Lethal weapon. I

17:04

was obsessed with those movies growing up, and

17:06

then I find out he's not as wholesome

17:08

as I thought he was. He's not wholesome chungus. It

17:11

broke my fucking heart. Yeah,

17:13

he's not wholesome chungus. That's one of the things I had

17:16

to come to terms with as an adult, was that

17:18

like,

17:18

I can't like publicly support, well I don't support

17:21

him at all. Did you go see Hacksaw Ridge? What

17:23

is that? Okay. Andrew Garfield? Yeah.

17:26

Sorry, I haven't- He's a medic who refuses

17:28

to kill. Sorry, he plays a soldier who

17:30

refuses to kill, who is also a medic in the

17:32

war. Oh, that old bit. I, um... Well,

17:36

he, uh, God protected him and saved

17:38

him. He saved, actually, a lot of people, too,

17:40

not God. Well, God threw him. Yes.

17:43

Gar-fil-t's character saved a lot of people.

17:44

Okay. And that was his claim to fame. And then

17:46

he, you know,

17:48

he's not too humble about it, the guy.

17:51

I haven't seen it. I'm talking about the real,

17:53

the real old man. He's always, like, bragging about all

17:55

these medals, saving like a record

17:57

number of people from dying in one of the most

18:00

I don't know.

18:03

I feel like a lot of people try to take

18:05

the limelight and really

18:07

blow hot air into it to make it bigger. That's

18:10

weird. That just brought back a memory of mine

18:12

that I completely forgot.

18:15

I remember I came home from school one day and my dad was

18:17

in the living room with some old man. And

18:20

he's like, son, this is General something.

18:22

He's a Medal of Honor recipient. And

18:24

I was like, nice to meet you.

18:27

No idea why. like

18:29

old-ass fucking Medal of Honor guy in my living

18:31

room with my dad. Well I

18:33

was joking when I was throwing shade at him. I think

18:35

it's actually very heroic and he deserves recollection

18:38

for saving a lot all those people's lives. Did

18:40

you thank him for a service at least? Yeah there we go.

18:43

Yeah did you have manners?

18:45

No. I

18:47

said cool dude. You with your dad? Dude anything? I

18:51

know you I know they're just filled with yes

18:53

sirs and no thank yous. A

18:56

ton of no thank yous. A lot

18:58

of no thank yous.

19:00

When I was, uh, if I'm ever approached

19:02

now by a Medal of Honor Purple Heart recipient,

19:05

um, I'm just gonna be like,

19:07

well, do you have a, uh, a YouTube

19:10

million subscriber plaque? We, we

19:12

still don't. It hasn't

19:14

arrived yet. Has it even shipped?

19:17

I don't know, dude. I ordered it in December. It's

19:19

March. Where is it? When I reached 100k,

19:21

they accidentally sent me two 100k plaques. Lucky.

19:24

Yeah,

19:25

it was sick. Just in case you break one. I

19:27

did fuck up one of them. I accidentally dragged

19:30

a nail across it, and then now it's all

19:32

fucked up.

19:33

You accidentally drug a nail across it? You

19:36

know, the same way- Is this Tony and things? The same way

19:38

as in those Predator videos where the

19:40

Predator gets caught and they're like, I didn't mean to, this

19:42

was an accident. Okay. Yeah,

19:44

it's like- Interesting comparison to make.

19:47

Well, you- You could've said

19:49

when a woman

19:50

gets her nails done accidentally wipes the paint

19:53

off on our way out of the store. But

19:55

you said when a child predator gets

19:57

caught and says, oh, I didn't mean to. Just a very interesting

19:59

compare. Well, it's because it's like one of the only things you've

20:01

been showing me on this trip are those I've literally

20:04

shown you one video I woke

20:06

up this morning you guys were watching them on my TV. Oh Man

20:11

some crazy things have been on that TV man.

20:13

I'm gonna be honest Yeah, you guys are

20:15

live stream my living room and you're going on my YouTube

20:17

IP address They're going through my fucking

20:20

like search history on my TV a live on

20:22

stream. I'm upstairs watching. I'm like

20:24

No, what's fucked up is you playing

20:26

like gunshot noises in the middle of the night from your

20:28

TV when Hoover shows fart noises They

20:30

were not gunshot. Well, okay when I was on stream

20:32

there was like a fryer firecracker noise I

20:35

made me go like this because I was it was they were farts.

20:37

Those were far That was a crazy

20:39

clip was in the last episode you played the sound effect.

20:42

Yeah, I showed the clip lazy farts

20:44

This is I could play it again in this one just to just

20:46

to show you you put your hands up in that

20:48

clip It scared me dude. I was like I don't know

20:50

what's going on in this country I'm

20:53

not from here. I don't know what like what the for

20:55

the last week I get on Spotify and my recent

20:58

searches the top thing is just 1000 farts one hour

21:02

Check this out, dude On

21:08

your speakers it sounded a lot

21:11

scarier not the very first one but right

21:13

afterwards. Yeah Yeah. Yeah.

21:16

Yeah. Yeah. On your

21:18

speakers, it was like it kind of shook the house. Looking

21:21

back at the clip, I guess I genuinely thought my life

21:23

was in danger. You did? I

21:25

was literally like, whoa. That

21:27

was very like fight or flight

21:30

or freeze. I know

21:32

that

21:34

my neighbors, every time I do that, hear

21:36

it. But I'm sure in their mind, they're like, those aren't fart

21:38

sounds. That must maybe like his speaker, like

21:40

his stereo is glitching or something. Well

21:43

recently they've been hearing a lot of Ninja Sex Party. A lot

21:45

of Ninja Sex Party. So much that

21:48

I woke up with Ninja Sex Party stuck in my head this

21:50

morning. Well they have kids, maybe they love it.

21:52

Possibility. If you guys ever want to do me

21:55

a, give me a good birthday present, please

21:57

put me in the same room as Danny Sexbang. Really?

22:00

Mel Gibson and Danny sexbang it

22:02

is hard to get a hold of Danny. Okay. Well, let's be

22:04

careful with what we're doing here Cuz Mel Gibson is you

22:06

know and Danny's Jewish. Oh

22:08

Forget what I was gonna say, but you know what I

22:10

mean just Danny

22:18

I just was running through like my head

22:20

about like all the past jokes. Yeah,

22:23

we've done about Danny and

22:26

I think especially since he's dealing

22:29

with with legitimate hair loss. I

22:31

don't think I can. I just want to be respectful.

22:34

It's a hard thing when a man loses his hair.

22:36

I just want to say, I used

22:39

to walk to school listening to his music. And

22:41

I bought a girl in like when I was like 14, 15, this

22:45

girl I liked, I bought her Ninja Sex Party albums. Matt

22:47

told me that, and so now hearing

22:50

it come directly from you, so let

22:52

it, okay so like,

22:54

did she like it? I'm

22:57

gonna be honest, like looking back at it, She was a little bit too quiet.

22:59

Like, she was like, oh shit. Wait, did

23:01

you like play it? Like, what's she's like, okay, let's play

23:03

it. Let's go on a drive. Like, I'm gonna

23:06

be honest. I feel like I've

23:08

like blocked it from my memory. Like, all

23:10

I remember is like going to band camp.

23:12

That's unspeakable Riz. Buying

23:14

a girl a ninja sex party CD? Yeah,

23:17

so there's this guy named Ninja Bryant. And

23:21

he has this partner called Danny Sexbang.

23:23

Who are you FaceTiming?

23:26

Just doing a business call real quick. Hold

23:28

on. I

23:34

just gotta take a business call real quick, I'm sorry. Doesn't seem like this

23:36

person wants to answer the phone.

23:38

Yeah, it doesn't seem like business is going well. Doesn't seem like you're

23:40

worth it. Maybe you're not on there important contacts that

23:43

goes above do not disturb.

23:45

Where'd he put on the fedora, maybe that'll help. Danny

23:54

Sexbang is unavailable to FaceTime. No

23:56

way you were actually going to. No,

23:59

I don't know what I would.

24:00

said to him if he was on there. He does

24:02

not want to fucking be on this podcast.

24:06

No damn well he doesn't.

24:12

Mainly because he just disagrees with our political

24:14

views. Of course, you

24:16

know. He

24:19

doesn't think progress is such a hip thing,

24:21

but I get it. Of course. So much

24:24

different generation

24:26

An older generation Generations,

24:30

I mean you grew up in a Hooverville Well

24:34

my friends called Hoover. Yeah, what

24:36

does he do? You know what a Hooverville is? What is a Hooverville?

24:38

It's from the Great Depression. Oh, just

24:41

Hoover was president not our dear

24:44

friend the president Hoover and a lot

24:46

of people were really really poor So they built her

24:48

bird who is kind of shack tent

24:50

cities and they were called Hoover Vils

24:52

And that's where Danny grew up. I

24:54

was trying to get him to plug their podcast

24:58

real quick. Yeah, guys, our

25:00

podcast is called Cool Dog. And it's with?

25:03

My friend Hoover, who is also on this podcast.

25:06

Yep. Can you throw up a screen

25:08

grab? Your favorite

25:10

screen grab, Luke? Your favorite picture

25:12

from that episode. Put it right next to me

25:15

so you can kind of get a picture of us together what

25:17

a podcast with us would be like. I

25:19

hope it includes Hoover because

25:21

I didn't say like if it was like which

25:24

camera oh But hopefully hopefully

25:26

next hopefully justify yes Luke's

25:29

a pretty smart guy very smart very

25:31

smartest in the office Very true look is very

25:33

smart, and he's a beautiful man. He's

25:35

one of my favorite super mega employees He's

25:37

a gentle giant he definitely reminds me of

25:39

the jolly green giant just without the green skin who's

25:42

your least favorite? Lot

25:45

to pick from hmm

25:47

Okay. Well, with that,

25:50

we'll go to ads. And

25:52

then you'll come back and tell us which one after you've had

25:54

more time to think about it. Yeah, I

25:56

got to contact my representatives. Okay. Give

25:59

him a little more of that box.

26:00

wine. That's when that box chardonnay and we'll

26:02

see. I might have to try some when we come back. Might

26:04

have to. This is about to get classy in here.

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28:56

sure it's going to take you to explain Can I

28:58

pour you some wine?

29:00

Sure, it's polite. You know pour

29:02

me some wine man. Thank you.

29:05

Thanks, Matt. Okay, so go on My

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favorite super my least favorite yes mega

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employee. I Think

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it's Jim

29:14

Okay did

29:16

now Would it be too much to

29:19

ask for your reasoning I? mean

29:23

I'll go into it. I guess I don't want

29:25

like two glasses of it. I want

29:27

like a glass. That's a huge drip

29:33

Is

29:42

that your cup I don't want anyone No,

29:45

that's a p cup. That's so compete during the pot

29:47

change my mind later, but I I

29:49

would like some wine, actually. I

29:51

could pour some of this into a cup. You

29:53

could have half of it and it would equal at least

29:56

a glass and a half of wine then instead

29:58

of three I

30:01

would like some wine, but I, you

30:04

know, for the narcolepsy,

30:06

I did take Adderall. And

30:09

when I mix alcohol and Adderall, bad

30:11

idea, you get a very bad headache. Well, more for

30:14

us, man. So, more for you guys. This is delicious.

30:16

More for us. This is the most

30:19

pea-colored white wine I've ever seen in my life.

30:21

Smells like beer. I was

30:22

about to say, it smells exactly like piss. Yeah,

30:25

those... But beer and piss kind of smell the same. Wait, it kind of tastes

30:27

like it too. You know my flight over here, I watched

30:30

a couple movies, because it's a long flight. I want to hear

30:32

what movies you want. Now they better have been good plane movies,

30:35

because when you watch a movie on a plane, you got to make

30:38

sure it's a movie that deserves

30:41

no respect. Because

30:43

you're watching on a plane. Well, that's awkward. So what did

30:45

you watch? Yeah, that's awkward for me too. Let's

30:47

go back and forth, because we both have seen movies

30:49

on planes recently. We have, and that's our

30:52

big bond. That's what we

30:54

have in common with each other. Well, to

30:56

start off, I watched 12 Years a Slave,

30:58

never seen it. Okay. And I thought,

31:01

well, I thought it was a very good movie, but

31:04

I think it's

31:05

cheapened by the fact that Brad Pitt is

31:07

an executive producer on it. And at the end

31:09

of the movie, he's like the white guy that comes in, he's like,

31:11

oh, I'm a white guy that is against slavery.

31:14

Wait, really? Yeah, that's literally what

31:16

happens. He goes up to the

31:19

master and he's like, I personally

31:21

think this is fucked up what you're doing here. But

31:24

it's just Brad Pitt with that

31:26

like Abraham Lincoln. Yeah, exactly

31:28

exactly. Yeah Apparently he's a

31:31

horrible person. He is he's terrible I didn't know

31:33

that now I was very disappointed to find out did you guys see the Golden

31:35

Globes where everyone kind of had to like Insert Brad

31:37

Pittons or speech like wow I can't believe he's

31:39

here. Yeah, they're just like

31:41

hey Brad Pitt They put him in the front row.

31:43

Yes, I guess you could also say like

31:46

one of his movies What is it Amsterdam or wherever

31:48

the fuck that movie was that Mid-City man

31:50

Mid-City? Did you see it? No.

31:54

What about movies you've watched on airplanes? Okay,

31:57

we watched multiple so I'll go with my first one then. I

32:00

watched, fuck,

32:02

what is it called? I'm a beast with

32:05

Idris Elba. It's the movie where he takes

32:07

his daughters to Africa and then gets attacked

32:10

by a rogue lion. Based on

32:12

a true story.

32:14

Well, based on like a real lion. Yeah.

32:17

That this story was- The story of the movie definitely didn't happen

32:20

in real life. Who's this legendary lion that they're

32:22

kind of making a move of? It was a pair of lions that

32:26

I forgot where- The story in the movie

32:28

is, And let's see how it goes up to reality.

32:30

The story in the movie is this lion's

32:33

pride or family got poached

32:36

because of overpoaching. And

32:38

it was just, then it saw humans as

32:40

enemies and started attacking villages and

32:43

ultimately any person it saw.

32:45

Yeah, and it killed a lot. So

32:48

I don't know what the real story, so let's see what the real story

32:50

was. The Sabo man eaters were

32:52

a pair of man eating male lions

32:54

in the Sabo region of Kenya, which were responsible

32:57

for the deaths of many construction workers on the King of

32:59

Uganda Railway in 1898, they killed 135 people. Jesus.

33:04

Damn. And actually it's pretty crazy because

33:06

I watched a video about this where they

33:09

brought people in to hunt

33:11

the lion and they shot

33:15

one of them and they shot it and got away.

33:19

And it would stock the- That happens in the movie.

33:21

It would drive people out of the fence. They'd shoot it with a tranquilizer and it

33:23

kinda like limped. Oh, I don't wanna spoil it. No,

33:25

yeah, I might go home and watch it. Yeah, they're

33:28

in a museum now They're their first

33:29

they like they're like they prop them

33:31

up like look like they're hunting they were true

33:34

beasts So next

33:36

movie you saw I'm actually gonna

33:38

I'm gonna do a bit of a throwback here Okay,

33:40

movie. I watched one time which

33:42

is it's such an airplane movie It's this movie

33:44

where Jesse Eisenberg is this like stock

33:47

trader guy where he wants to I don't remember

33:49

what it's called But it's basically he's trying to

33:51

like drag this Ethernet

33:53

cable across this lightning cable

33:56

across America so that they can do to a

33:58

stock trade.

34:00

faster and it that's that's the

34:02

whole movie basically I I've never heard

34:04

of this movie I feel like it is the most called

34:07

I who else is in it it's it's

34:10

been years since I've watched if you look up like Jesse

34:13

Eisenberg lightning cable or whatever

34:15

whatever the look this up man you

34:17

look that up I'm the Jamie of the podcast

34:20

it's the most it's

34:22

the most airplane movie of all time because I don't think I would have

34:25

ever watched it otherwise because it's like oh Jesse I

34:27

like Jesse Eisenberg. Yeah, he was lightning fire

34:29

from the sky 2001 movie damn

34:31

made for TV

34:33

No, that's not it. It was it was

34:35

in 2001 Jesse Eisenberg was like 10 years old Sorry,

34:39

I searched Jesse Eisenberg lightning, and he's in

34:41

a movie called lightning so in 2001 mm-hmm, okay

34:46

He was acting since 10, dude. He's He's

34:48

a... Damn. Apparently

34:51

he's like 30. It's a fiber optic cable, dude. Yeah, it's

34:53

a fiber, that's exactly it. Hummingbird Project 2018. Yeah,

34:55

yeah.

34:56

Okay. 58 on Rotten Tomatoes. Not

34:59

a single hummingbird in the movie, I'm sorry. No, not a

35:01

single hummingbird and Jesse Eisenberg gets cancer

35:03

and he just becomes a kind of a toxic person. Like Steve

35:05

Jobs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Steve Jobs

35:07

shit is crazy because he could have survived. He just

35:10

like chose not to.

35:11

He wanted to, you know,

35:13

smoke his little hemp rolls and

35:16

pray it away. You guys should get a hookah

35:19

right here.

35:20

I think I'm hooked out for life.

35:23

Never tried it because I heard it's like a very

35:25

bad. We like 60 cigarettes. Years ago, we just

35:27

hooked every night. Multiple

35:30

times. We were hooking like mad moles. Is

35:32

it true that it tastes really good though? Yeah, it was great.

35:35

It was wonderful when you

35:37

didn't ever have that experience before. The, I

35:40

feel nauseated by the taste now. Yes. Just

35:42

because of the association because when I taste that

35:44

charcoal from it, najia.

35:47

You can taste the... what is it called? Shisha?

35:50

What is it? The

35:51

shisha I think, right? Yeah. There

35:53

are some good flavors though. We would fire up the hook

35:55

and just watch uh always

35:58

sunny in Philadelphia It gets

36:00

you so fucking buzzed. Yeah, I remember Yeah,

36:04

and and I didn't really know about nicotine and

36:06

I was like, oh, excuse me a buzz So never heard of it before

36:09

you know, it's this nicotine. They don't have that in South Carolina

36:11

Yeah, and I I was like though

36:13

that so I guess the more I rip it the better off feel

36:15

and I Remember I took that

36:17

hose and I was like that's actually a great

36:20

lay down for like 20 minutes That's like I wanted to

36:22

make a mentality for drugs in general like

36:24

the more you take the better you will feel It's

36:26

true. Take as much as possible.

36:28

Yeah, cuz like my first thing

36:31

is with any drug is to like In

36:33

I guess in context like take sips sip

36:36

at it. Yeah It

36:42

was crazy and I felt

36:45

so ill yes

36:47

my head felt like I was about to explode Remember

36:51

the time

36:52

Daniel and I just did way too

36:54

many edibles like to

36:57

to the point where like we just were immovable

36:59

objects I think he was on his bed, and I was

37:01

on mine. We were just Planted

37:04

we couldn't move for like hours Yeah,

37:06

man. I've had some bad times on edibles edibles

37:08

are just they're too unpredictable Unless

37:11

you do like a small one right before a movie. That's

37:13

fun

37:14

that you know is like light So it's one

37:16

of those you might just not feel it,

37:18

but if you do great I did that before

37:20

I saw yesterday the movie where the Beatles

37:23

never existed and I had a fantastic

37:25

time We got to watch yesterday.

37:28

We should it's dude. Have you seen it? I

37:30

haven't seen that I want to though What's crazy

37:32

about that? We have to watch it on uncle sleepover our new

37:34

patreon movie series But what's crazy is

37:37

you like that little promo I threw in that was great natural Very

37:40

and in the universe where the Beatles didn't exist

37:43

Ed Sheeran is is the Beatles. He's the biggest

37:45

thing really Yeah, and he plays

37:47

himself So it's Ed Sheeran as Ed

37:49

Sheeran and uh, that's amazing

37:51

when he sees the guy that there's several decades

37:53

between the Beatles and Ed Sheeran

37:56

So, but basically he goes When

38:01

he hears about, when

38:03

he meets the guy that is now becoming famous for

38:05

singing the Beatles songs, and

38:06

he goes, you know, they always

38:09

said someone would come around better than me. I

38:12

guess that day has come.

38:13

It sounds like that to that extent. I mean, they have a

38:15

songwriting contest who can write the best song in ten minutes,

38:18

and he takes a, he makes a new Beatles song. Ooh. Well,

38:20

Ed Sheeran is an actor. He was also in Game of Thrones.

38:23

Wait, was he really? Mm-hmm. Wow.

38:26

Oh, just as a cameo. It was a weird cameo

38:28

to like throw in and really took you out of this that

38:30

he also play himself. No Weird

38:35

thing is I mean Kind

38:37

of they just used him cuz they just made him

38:40

sing by a campfire with a bunch of his little

38:42

night Oh, whatever and

38:43

then that was pretty much it. Damn.

38:46

So yeah, so yeah, he Essentially

38:48

played him. So even in that universities canonically

38:50

cooking myth. Yeah, I when

38:53

I went to I was in Bangkok

38:55

to visit my cousin a couple years ago.

38:58

I was excited because I'm like,

39:00

oh, it's gonna be so cool hearing Thai music.

39:02

You have a cousin in Bangkok? Yeah, I have a cousin who lives in

39:04

Bangkok. Her and her husband live there. And she's

39:06

like, hey, I got a place you wanna come just stay for a bit? And

39:08

I was like, sure. And Thailand's wonderful.

39:10

And I was excited

39:12

because I'd never been to a place like Thailand.

39:15

And I

39:16

was like, I love music. And I'm

39:18

like, it's gonna be cool hearing on the radio and

39:20

just all that, we're gonna go There's

39:22

like some events that have live music, like hearing

39:25

authentic Thai music, that's gonna be cool. All

39:27

I heard was Ed Sheeran, that's all they play in Thailand.

39:30

And people in the comments, if you've been to Thailand

39:32

or if you're Thai or live in Thailand, back me

39:34

up on this.

39:35

Yeah, back him up. Please! All

39:38

they play in Thailand is Ed Sheeran. And I went

39:40

to, like it's all I heard for a week. And

39:43

I went to a thing that had live

39:45

music and it was just two Thai guys

39:47

covering Ed Sheeran. And I was like, they

39:51

love him. runs that place apparently

39:53

like worldwide like that that's the case in like

39:55

a lot of for now he's he's huge in Estonia

39:57

like he's come to Estonia to before and before that.

40:00

No joke, or you're like no

40:02

joke. He's huge in Estonia. He

40:04

is huge. Yeah humongous If

40:16

there's a music artist that made a deal with the

40:18

devil to become famous it was him because you look at

40:20

this guy And

40:22

you're like what no like

40:24

okay my theory is he definitely made a deal

40:26

with Satan My theory is that he must be the

40:28

most chill dude of all time because like

40:30

everybody loves him everybody's like oh Ed Yeah,

40:32

like I wasn't Industry

40:36

they black they blackballed me so I can't get anywhere

40:39

near him but In

40:41

the industry, they're always like oh yeah, I was in the studio with

40:43

I

40:43

was about to say ten of us Ten

40:49

division I'm sorry it gets upset when people mess

40:51

it up. Yeah, I know he's he's gone physical

40:53

with supposed He made it sound like television so could

41:01

I'm so scared for my life right now. He's gonna

41:03

watch this. That's not funny He's

41:06

gonna be watching the actual one. I know he will yeah,

41:09

I remember one time Ryan was over and and Ted

41:13

was on FaceTime around the couch, and I told Ted that he

41:15

looked like real life Which

41:19

he does and he I don't know how much he liked

41:21

it I mean, I don't think anyone would like to

41:23

be compared to troll face, but then he did the smile

41:25

and Kind of does look like

41:28

like if Troy made a troll face movie

41:30

Ted could play main character.

41:32

He is like Ted division

41:35

got

41:35

it Ted Nivison has like hilariously

41:38

perfect facial structure

41:39

again. You got it wrong Sorry,

41:41

Ted never Ted division like

41:44

television Yeah, Ted Nivison a lot of people get it

41:46

wrong and think it's Ted Nivison for some reason, but yeah,

41:48

well, we're idiots You know um yeah,

41:50

he does

41:51

He kind of has that actor face like I could

41:53

see I could see Ted Tenavision being

41:56

an actor because he does have that like can't you

41:58

kind of just see him on the red carpet?

42:00

Like with a suit on like with that

42:02

kind of voice. Yeah, he has that face

42:04

app looking face Like like he'd be in a show

42:06

like on like Silicon Valley or something

42:09

Yeah, like he looks almost AI generated Can

42:11

I just get honest for a second and I apologize that

42:13

this will be a little bit gay?

42:16

but I have kissed him before

42:18

and I also have

42:20

no lie the kiss we had it was like

42:22

in my top five kisses of all time It was like perfect.

42:25

He has soft lips. He has beautiful and they're

42:27

like perfectly moist They're

42:29

just amazing. And he's a passionate,

42:31

tender lover. He is. I

42:34

haven't experienced any of this. He makes sure you get

42:36

yours before he gets his. That's good. That's

42:38

the vibe I got. Very charitable. He was taking

42:40

care of me.

42:42

I'm glad to hear that, but... You'll

42:46

get there someday, man. Now I feel kind of like, yeah, there's

42:48

a hint of jealousy. I'm sure,

42:50

like, I might as well just say that, I guess, but...

42:52

It's okay.

42:53

I will get there one day.

42:55

You will, you will. You will you will you just have to

42:57

catch him in the right mood. Okay, that

43:00

has put him in the right mood, maybe Yeah, you

43:02

can't you can I know you can all right

43:06

Now what are you are you

43:07

are you texting and podcasting again? This

43:09

guy doesn't give a shit about me Just

43:17

working on some business stuff What's

43:23

going on guys? I'm just trying to work

43:25

on the head. Loves

43:27

being the villain of people's lives. Just

43:30

this person in like a trilby

43:32

hat always above them. At some

43:34

point he's gonna strike. I'm the puppet man.

43:38

I'm texting dirty sex bags saying that we have

43:40

a fan. We

43:43

have a friend from Estonia who grew

43:46

up the biggest fan and would be honored

43:48

if you could just FaceTime with him real quick to say

43:50

hello. Oh my god. Which is true.

43:52

Oh my god, I'm gonna get so red, I'm

43:54

gonna start sweating. He

43:57

hasn't texted me, I actually double texted him because he didn't

43:59

text. I thought he was I thought he were like in communication

44:02

with him as well. No, I've just double texted him. Oh last

44:05

thing he sent me was This

44:08

with the waffle emoji Waffle

44:12

it was this and then a waffle emoji on November

44:14

21st. Hmm. Oh, so you guys

44:17

keep in touch Yes,

44:19

we do. Have you guys seen these clips

44:21

going around on Twitter of Cole Sprouse

44:24

was on this podcast He wasn't on this

44:26

one. No, he wasn't on this one, but he was on a one

44:28

with What is that big girl

44:30

one? Well not the big girl

44:32

podcast. The big girl podcast.

44:35

The, I forgot. Oh

44:37

cool dog. We do have an 80%

44:39

female audience. Okay. Wait really?

44:42

We do yeah. We have a 20% female audience.

44:45

Oh together that's a hundred.

44:47

Look at that. Okay. This is like the perfect collab.

44:50

All girls. Definitely gonna, I think that

44:52

can help both of us. Yeah. But anyways

44:54

he was on this podcast and he had this like,

44:57

I'm not gonna light the cigarette, but I'm just gonna

44:59

get it out you can if you want can I actually no

45:02

I mean you know you can take a puff or two. I'll

45:04

take a puff you want to take a puff or two I'll take a puff you got parliaments

45:07

there. I do have very your appear. I'll light up a little

45:09

uh

45:11

This is the most I just filled this with with

45:13

the crushed up leaves I just still

45:15

like the habit of smoking right so

45:17

oh

45:18

Where'd

45:20

you get the leaves just right under

45:22

the tree which one? The one right out

45:28

The Apple one I think it has apples

45:30

or some sort of like fucking that's poison oak well

45:34

I Put

45:38

the apples there I put

45:40

the apples in the tree because I

45:42

wanted to prank Justin but Hailing

45:47

that you like that yeah, that was amazing.

45:50

It's been years. Hey, can you get can you I

45:52

hope I want you to good rip for the camera for the thumbnail.

45:55

I mean I can go look at what it looks like now. Let's

45:57

get a good thumbnail shot.

46:00

I haven't been tough yet. So

46:07

the Uber one, he's smoking a cigar. And

46:10

then yours, you're smoking a cigarette. I need

46:12

to like put this out somehow. Good thing this room

46:14

is surrounded in soundproof foam and

46:16

curtains, so nothing to absorb the scent of a cigarette.

46:19

Oh, and carpet, so. I will. It's

46:22

kind of like how Ryan farts into the mic. I'm

46:24

going to leave remnants of me in the curtains. See?

46:27

I think it's only fair. This was probably the worst room in

46:29

the whole life to smoke a cigarette in. Yeah,

46:32

I'll be coming back for the next week. The walls have

46:35

canvas soundproofing and then we have

46:37

curtains. There's

46:38

soundproof pads on the ceiling. The carpet. And

46:41

two layers of carpet. Yeah. As long as it's not a

46:43

smoke detector. It does smell good. I love the room.

46:45

Well.

46:47

There is. But it's fine. You

46:49

can have a few puffs. I love the smell

46:51

of a room that has smoke in it. No,

46:53

me too. It's very nostalgic because my aunt used

46:55

to just like, She would smoke in the car with the windows

46:58

down. Neither of my parents smoked,

47:00

so I don't know why it's so nostalgic for me, unless they lied

47:02

and they did smoke when I was too young to actually remember

47:05

it. Dude, my mom smoking cigarettes is one

47:07

of the most hilarious things I've ever seen. Because

47:09

she would secretly do it, she would go somewhere

47:11

behind the house or something to do it. But you would see

47:14

her, like, plainly just smoking. The

47:16

reason why I could

47:17

tell is because when she

47:19

gets a hit of nicotine, her face changes. She

47:21

has to go... So

47:23

when she would walk out from behind the house... She was smoking

47:25

cigarettes As

47:29

far as I know but you know, you know how much

47:31

can you really know a person she's in them in you know She'd

47:33

take a 12-hour nap Well,

47:37

yeah the cold sprouts thing I was just like there's

47:39

clips of him all over to her like talking about his breakup So I'd

47:41

written he's holding the cigarette. Yeah, I see I saw

47:43

that I was like a vape that he did

47:46

he buyers he actually smoking

47:47

a cigarette It's kind of he like holds

47:49

it like this like above his head I was

47:51

just a clear point that this is a cigarette.

47:53

Yeah, this is a cigarette I'm cool. He's got that

47:55

kind of e-boy look where it's like yeah cigarette,

47:58

and you know if you're an e-boy you can

48:00

just smoke a cigarette, you have to kind of... He's

48:02

always come across as like a narcissistic, egotistical

48:05

asshole. Yeah, yeah, his brother Dylan is cooler,

48:07

I think. Dylan apparently also said... Was

48:10

it...

48:11

I might be getting him confused, but I think Dylan said

48:13

in an interview that Cole used to just

48:15

be a big bully and Dylan would have to

48:17

apologize to people like, yeah, it's my brother, I'm sorry.

48:19

I mean, that checks. I mean, I think

48:22

it's just...

48:24

Granted, I don't know the guy, but

48:27

anything I see of him online Just makes

48:29

me upset. I watch his house tour. Because he comes across

48:31

as just kind of like a, just a dick.

48:33

A little bit snobbish. Yes. I watch his house

48:35

tour and I was like, man, this shit's like... Like Jaden

48:38

Smith type of snobbishness. Yeah.

48:41

It's like, I just know more than you because I've

48:43

been able to experience life. I wonder

48:45

if that's because he played the nerdy brother.

48:48

Oh. So like his, like

48:50

Dylan was always like the... Dylan was

48:52

the ladies one. Yeah, and then Cole

48:54

had to like kind of make it up for... I wonder

48:57

actually because then when he leaves sweet life

48:59

and stuff and child acting he's like I can

49:01

really change my image and Be like the cool

49:03

guy or he probably went to like a party once and was like oh

49:06

You're the nerdy one and then that changed

49:08

his life forever, but he's still just a loser. Yeah

49:11

Well, he's played his character is

49:13

of a loser who knows what he's like in real life. Oh,

49:15

he's super cool Have

49:18

you seen his acting in Riverdale? Well,

49:20

I mean, I love it because it's like we

49:23

I think it's like they purposely act bad because

49:25

they know it's bad It's like that's supposed to

49:27

like help

49:28

Yeah content I guess I guess it makes

49:30

it a very unique visual experience.

49:33

That's an interesting show. It does I've

49:35

always wanted to watch Riverdoughs I watched the first season

49:37

of 13 reasons why and it was one of those like

49:39

perfect shows where it's like It's a perfect

49:42

show. Yeah, it's like it's so bad.

49:44

It's awful. It's it's like yeah Yeah,

49:47

and then somehow there's like four more seasons

49:49

of it or three. Dude Danny not text me back is

49:51

my 13th reason. You

49:53

can go, we can simmer down if we, we

49:56

need to take an ad break anyways.

49:58

Yeah, and you know those guys out there are kind of being rowdy. I

50:00

got a pee. Okay, we can pee have some

50:02

pizza. Or if you guys want I can be the first

50:04

guest to pee myself on the camera

50:07

Couch is yellow

50:09

It'll blend in

50:11

Let's just let's just at least for this

50:13

one We'll have you back and we'll we'll prepare

50:15

a little more but just for this one if you could just

50:17

Pee in the toilet in the podcast. I got smells

50:19

like piss and cigarettes in here I'm

50:22

really gonna leave my mark on this episode

50:24

named piss and cigarettes if we can

50:26

get it past We can't put either one of those words in the wasn't

50:29

there something big that just passed where it's like YouTube is cool

50:31

again Yeah, they're using back on certain

50:34

profanity restrictions like what uh

50:36

can we say the F slur?

50:37

We

50:41

get present when here he can No,

50:45

I did see they're easing up restrictions in to

50:47

benefit channels like ours like

50:49

would benefit the most That's great for you guys I'm

50:52

really happy still cannot have profanity in the thumbnail

50:54

or title though but we can talk more about our

50:56

right-wing political views. And we will when we

50:58

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53:23

yourself to that's not even a part

53:25

of the script. What am I reading here? Okay? Well

53:28

See you guys there. This is awkward and

53:30

it and it now

53:34

Did we give a Do

53:39

we what Task

53:45

yeah, remember there was it was do you have

53:47

to think of something? It was that last time it was last

53:49

time, okay Okay, so right oh

53:51

the least favorite yeah, there's

53:54

nothing out. There's nothing that we said We would

53:57

come back with that you have to share. I just want to make sure that people

53:59

are getting. No Okay,

54:02

no secrets. No funny. I

54:04

have secrets, but okay. You're gonna

54:06

have to get those out of me Don't you like to have

54:09

some more wine? Oh, I do you need more? I

54:11

have I have a lot you can always take some of mine

54:14

y'all trying to like get me to get me to say

54:16

some crazy Shit on here, man

54:18

Maybe maybe for the last segment. I'll have a little sip

54:20

of wine. Oh, that's gonna be crazy

54:23

It's

54:23

gonna be off the chain.

54:25

Is it what is it? It was off the hook, off

54:27

the chain, off the rocker. Off the walls. Hizzy

54:30

works, off the walls. The

54:32

English language is beautiful, man.

54:34

So many different things to say. How did you learn

54:36

English? How did I learn English? So

54:39

if you don't mind, I'll

54:42

give you a little bit of a deeper backstory.

54:44

I would love to hear. Let's hear it, brother.

54:46

So I grew up in a house that basically

54:49

at one point my dad was taking

54:51

a stand against the government. So he stopped paying

54:53

the electricity bills.

54:55

So we didn't have any electricity

54:57

for a while, which means I didn't have any TV growing

54:59

up. But then I would go to my grandmother's house and

55:02

she would have Cartoon Network. She

55:04

would have Nickelodeon. Okay. And

55:06

that's how I first got my introduction. I would just watch a bunch

55:09

of Ed Edd and Eddy and Dexter's Laboratory.

55:12

And then we moved and I got

55:14

my first computer

55:15

and I was like six maybe. And my parents

55:19

clearly didn't know what a computer was. They were like, let him go,

55:21

let him be free. So that's

55:23

the worst that could be out there. Exactly. I only posted

55:25

our address like over and over for no

55:27

reason.

55:28

And yeah, I guess it was just self-taught. I was

55:30

just on there and talking to strangers,

55:33

talking to a lot of old men probably. On Habbo,

55:36

talking to a bunch of... Wait, Habbo Hotel?

55:38

Mm-hmm. I played that. Maybe, who knows, maybe

55:40

we ran back. Maybe we slept together. Maybe.

55:43

We could have, we could have. I had to sleep

55:46

with a lot of older men to

55:48

get those Habbo coins. With a ferny.

55:50

Yes. Yeah,

55:52

Habbo is one of my favorite things of

55:55

ever probably. Amazing game.

55:58

It is. I never played. I always wanted- But

56:00

I thought it was PC only and

56:03

my dad's an architect so I only had a Mac at

56:05

home You but Club Penguin you could play on a Mac

56:07

browser based. Yeah. Oh shit. Okay. I'd wait I

56:09

thought how about I was I didn't realize that what

56:13

you doofus you missed out on some good dancing.

56:15

I Know it looked like a lot

56:17

of fun dude so much

56:20

So much fun nothing beats root and skate

56:22

though or a Club Penguin. I don't know Club Penguin

56:25

sometimes I'm a puppy would do I have a look that's

56:27

awesome Awesome. Yeah, I have a puffle. That's

56:29

sick. That's such a good tattoo. Thank you now

56:33

You probably never did But

56:35

did you fuck with Mills berry? Do

56:38

you remember what that sounds familiar? I don't I'm

56:40

not general Mills. They had a

56:42

website that was like I told me about it was

56:44

just a bunch of JPEGs in like mini games

56:46

that ran it like two frames for second. I have no

56:49

recollection. It was a serial company

56:51

MMO called Mill's Berry and I loved

56:54

it. It was awesome and it no longer

56:56

exists.

56:57

Any Mill's Berry heads out there, you know,

57:00

we should we should try to bring it back. We're

57:02

trying to watch the Sopranos the other night. Keeps

57:04

freezing. I'll look over. He opens his laptop. He's playing

57:07

Toontown. Are you saying

57:09

it's not me? I am Toontown.

57:11

Toontown is literally what like is the reason

57:13

I'm here.

57:14

Really? Yeah, like my best friends

57:17

I met all from Toontown in like 2013. Hoover?

57:20

No, Hoover was, he came along later. He was

57:22

a little accident, but I was very...

57:25

Happy accident. I start off as a Toontown

57:27

YouTuber.

57:28

Really? Mm-hmm. Yeah,

57:31

I was a little deviant in the Toontown community.

57:34

What was your, did you have like a specific character? Did you

57:36

just change a lot or did you have like a... So

57:38

my tune, as they call it, was

57:42

Vaughn, this blue bear.

57:43

A very cool name, I would say. And my channel

57:46

was called The Vaughn Show. Is there a secondary

57:48

color or is it just all blue? Just royal

57:50

blue, baby. Royal blue. And

57:53

yeah,

57:53

my channel was called The Vaughn Show because I was really

57:55

into Conan O'Brien.

57:57

So I wanted to do stuff like him on Toontown.

58:00

And you did the Conan O'Brien

58:02

of toontown Yeah,

58:05

little did we know we'd be sitting next to the Conan

58:07

O'Brien of toontown I'd never what that doesn't

58:09

happen every day man Yeah,

58:13

that was like I my whole personality is basically

58:15

all those like little kids MMOs cuz that's what I grew

58:17

up playing

58:19

And I wouldn't change it for the world. What were you playing

58:21

the other night? You then you start playing another one, okay? That

58:23

was um that was a flash

58:25

game It's called like avatar high where it

58:27

kind of looks like Habbo But you run like a

58:30

high school and you get to like control It's

58:32

kind of like Sims in a way where you get to control these students,

58:34

but the coolest thing to me growing

58:37

up was

58:38

Second life. Hey, don't give me that look Don't

58:41

give me that look man The

58:43

the second like the coolest thing of all

58:46

time was second life. Second life is pretty fun. I've

58:48

never played We're gonna play it on the channel. You

58:50

should it's I made a second life video

58:53

So funny the way you can customize your

58:55

character with the most fucked up

58:57

proportions is Unbelievable dude

59:00

and the people you meet on there. They're crazy

59:02

They're all like in their 50s, and

59:04

it's it's their first life basically

59:07

it is insane It's a good one cuz

59:09

it's kind of like the the first Iteration

59:12

we got of like the metaverse where it is

59:14

yeah That's why I thought it was so cool cuz I was I

59:16

grew up in like this Estonian village So I was like this

59:19

is gonna be my second life my second chance at

59:21

life Fucking village

59:23

and I saw I don't know if you guys ever

59:26

watched like CSI, New York the

59:28

show Okay, they made an episode

59:30

where they had to go into second life to catch

59:32

a criminal Yeah,

59:33

and that's the episode that hooked me. I was like,

59:35

this is so cool. They had that guy that's in Forrest

59:37

Gump Cuz he's what you know, no,

59:40

no not Bubba the Michael. Wait, what's

59:43

your name? No, who's the who's the Lieutenant

59:45

Dan? Yeah, what's his name Gary Sinise?

59:48

Yes, okay him

59:49

I thought he was one of the coolest dudes growing up and he

59:51

went in a second life in that and it was you don't still Think

59:53

he's I think he's Republican. Well,

59:56

he supports our Patriots. I don't think that sports

59:58

our troops, sports our presence. You know, each

1:00:01

their own. I don't want to sour a beautiful

1:00:03

thing here. He does a lot of work for veterans. I

1:00:06

just don't see what your big deal with forest gump. Well,

1:00:08

they're not defending me. We've got

1:00:10

to stop the count, Forrest. Lieutenant

1:00:12

Dan, I think the count should keep going.

1:00:19

I watched Forrest Gump recently with, uh... There's like these YouTube

1:00:22

videos that you can do where it's the vine boom sound effect

1:00:24

at random intervals. And I had that

1:00:27

in the background while watching Forrest Gump, Force

1:00:29

Gump and it lined up perfectly like 10 times It

1:00:34

was it's completely random so

1:00:36

yeah, but wait Oh, so is it actually

1:00:38

random or is it video that is set up for

1:00:41

random intervals? It's it's a video.

1:00:43

That's okay. Okay, so But

1:00:45

like how long is the video again?

1:00:48

Like two hours is there a potential

1:00:50

to go by like 10 minutes without one. Yes.

1:00:53

Yeah, okay You can like there was times right

1:00:55

I might have to try this out You really

1:00:57

should because they were me and my friends we watched

1:00:59

Forrest Gump with it It was the most hilarious

1:01:01

shit ever it sounds hilarious Yeah,

1:01:04

I may not be a smart man, but

1:01:06

I know what love is it would be

1:01:08

like it would be like Jenny Is he like

1:01:10

me and it'd be like? Did it happen then

1:01:12

yeah did yeah? That's the perfect part of the movie

1:01:15

the most perfect one we got was when He

1:01:17

sends like a check to Bubba's family

1:01:18

and the lady fit like she sees

1:01:20

the check it goes and then she fades.

1:01:24

That's literally what happened, it was amazing. That's awesome,

1:01:26

we gotta do this, man. Usually we really should. We gotta find a good

1:01:28

movie to watch. Schindler's List.

1:01:30

Oh. Very

1:01:32

sad movie. It is. I've

1:01:35

only seen the second half of it. Never seen. Have you seen The

1:01:37

Pianist? I

1:01:43

don't think I said you pronounce it. Pianist? Why'd

1:01:46

they call it that, man? The

1:01:48

piano player works just fine. He's a pianist.

1:01:50

He's a pianist. a penis. I'm

1:01:52

a penis. Fucking just

1:01:55

call it the man the piano man.

1:01:57

Yeah. I haven't seen the

1:01:59

movie. I've seen a scene where,

1:02:03

I can't remember what he's yelling. But he's yelling.

1:02:05

I am a pianist! Yeah, people are shooting at him.

1:02:08

He's like, stop shooting, I'm

1:02:10

something. Whatever he was, Polish. I've

1:02:13

never seen that movie. I've seen it around, but I've never seen

1:02:15

it. Yeah. Do you have a favorite

1:02:17

movie, Ryan? Do you have a movie that's kind of like a standout

1:02:19

to you? Like in terms of

1:02:21

just like, yeah, yeah. I

1:02:25

don't normally get a chance to talk about

1:02:27

it. But the Iron

1:02:29

Giant is a childhood favorite.

1:02:31

Oh, that's a great movie. Love it. Really

1:02:34

good. Pretty much anything that deals with nostalgia,

1:02:36

I think. I could just...

1:02:39

Tarzan. I love Tarzan. Mmm.

1:02:42

Tarzan, is that the one with the... The Phil

1:02:44

Collins soundtrack? Yes. That

1:02:46

is so cool to me. I've always loved that. The soundtrack

1:02:48

is, I think, better

1:02:49

than the movie.

1:02:50

I think so too. It's a great decision

1:02:53

to

1:02:53

get him to do it, honestly. Phil Collins? Mm-hmm.

1:02:57

Speaking of movies, I saw a great thread on Twitter. Speaking

1:02:59

of movies. Speaking of movies, guys. So

1:03:03

you know how foreign countries will change the

1:03:05

name of movies sometimes to fit

1:03:07

their market better or whatever? Or

1:03:10

there's just the language barrier in terms of creating

1:03:12

a title. I found a Twitter thread where

1:03:14

it says, for some reason, the French love to translate

1:03:16

movie titles from English to English. So

1:03:19

they just change the name in English. The

1:03:22

other guys is very bad cops. Step

1:03:26

up two is sexy dance too. What

1:03:28

I really like is no strings attached is sex

1:03:31

friends. Okay. They

1:03:33

have a lot. Cocaine bear is crazy

1:03:35

bear. It is a crazy bear to be fair. Have

1:03:38

you seen it? No, not yet, but. I haven't

1:03:40

seen cocaine bear either, Matt. Have

1:03:42

you? I have not. My worry about

1:03:44

cocaine bear is that they're leaning too much into the

1:03:46

like, oh, this is a bad

1:03:49

movie. If you went to go see it, you would be

1:03:51

supporting a female director.

1:03:53

Elizabeth Banks. a huge crush

1:03:55

on her back in the day. Well, Ronnians is Ross

1:03:57

the Rocket. Zach and Marie make a porno.

1:03:59

Oh Yeah, yeah, that's

1:04:01

a good one Seth Rogen classic. I

1:04:04

remember watching that on Comedy Central or

1:04:06

Spider-Man Love

1:04:09

I love the Toby McGuire spider-man. It's

1:04:11

very good I really my favorite

1:04:14

Toby McGuire role was in American

1:04:16

ultra when he plays the villain

1:04:19

American ultra. Yeah, we saw

1:04:21

in theaters with Jesse Eisenberg. Does he is he

1:04:23

in that didn't you play the villain? I thought it was

1:04:25

Michael Serra or something. Maybe it's Michael Serra.

1:04:27

No, hold up Hold up. Tobey

1:04:31

Maguire. I'm sorry. I'm

1:04:33

confusing Tobey Maguire with

1:04:36

the guy from that 70s show. Topher

1:04:38

Grace. Yes, sorry. He played the villain. Topher

1:04:42

Toby. Topher Grace was

1:04:44

in Spider-Man 3 of the same timeline

1:04:47

with Tobey Maguire as Venom Eddie Brock.

1:04:50

Have you guys ever seen The Great Gatsby? No.

1:04:52

Which one? The Leonardo DiCaprio one. Yes.

1:04:55

That movie is so weird.

1:04:57

It sucks because they have that like Jay Z dubstep

1:04:59

soundtrack. I don't like that movie

1:05:02

I like it's such a weird vibe.

1:05:05

It just feels like a fever dream The whole

1:05:07

time I'm like, that's the point. Isn't it beautiful? It's

1:05:10

it's like scary I read the book in

1:05:12

high school and I didn't like it.

1:05:14

Yeah, maybe because I had to read it The older movie

1:05:16

is not that great either Which

1:05:18

one is the older one? When did that come out the

1:05:20

older one? Yeah 70s

1:05:23

maybe? I don't know, let me check. We got the god damn great

1:05:25

Gatsby expert over here. He's

1:05:27

a Gatsby head, man. That's what he's

1:05:29

known for. He's a Gatsby shipper, dude. Hey,

1:05:31

shout out RGB. Actually,

1:05:34

it's RBG, sorry. There's

1:05:36

a 49, 26. Yeah,

1:05:39

and they've been making them like crazy. Multiple iterations. It's

1:05:41

been around for a bit. But the one I'm thinking

1:05:43

of is probably the 70s one. Had

1:05:46

to watch it in school. I loved when

1:05:49

they did that, where it's just like, It's just like, we're

1:05:51

just gonna read the book,

1:05:54

and then at the end, watch

1:05:56

the movie for two weeks straight. Well,

1:05:59

we did that with incredibly boring

1:06:01

one we did the Odyssey

1:06:04

Homer's Odyssey wait that's the one where there's

1:06:06

a bunch of like Medusa's in that and stuff and

1:06:08

the Cyclops I thought the movie was boring

1:06:11

as hell it is it is a pretty

1:06:13

slow-paced film I will say we got to see Romeo and

1:06:15

Juliet

1:06:17

we did too but it was the one with Leo no

1:06:19

we saw the one with breasts in it we saw the one with Leonardo

1:06:21

DiCaprio at school yep goddamn

1:06:24

I think we had to bring in a waiver that signed

1:06:27

off on the fact to You know what sucked is like

1:06:29

the only like 90% of Estonian

1:06:31

movies are very depressing so when they would

1:06:33

show us a movie it would just be like

1:06:35

It would be like the idea of it is fine Then you watch

1:06:37

the movie and then the whole day just kind of go Man,

1:06:40

what the fuck a Guillermo del Poro movie

1:06:42

feels like dude every time I watch one of his movies

1:06:45

at the end I'm just like,

1:06:46

you know what? I it's a nice story, but

1:06:48

fuck. Mm-hmm. Funny you say that because

1:06:50

I had a Seventh

1:06:53

grade Spanish teacher in like the first

1:06:55

week of school in seventh grade. He did

1:06:57

not know what he was doing So he's like

1:07:00

we'll just watch pans labyrinth. That's in Spanish And

1:07:03

he got suspended for four weeks Good

1:07:08

this one girl was traumatized and her mom had

1:07:10

to come have a meeting with the principal. It's

1:07:12

a scary movie I will say there's also

1:07:14

like the thing with the Hand-eyes thing that

1:07:16

was what the dude caves in a guy's skull

1:07:19

by like busting him in the face with the

1:07:21

stock of his gun over and over again. Yeah, he

1:07:23

just is like, it's Spanish, put on hand slapping. That's

1:07:25

in Spanish. It just keeps going and caves

1:07:27

his skull in.

1:07:28

To seventh graders. It was really

1:07:30

weird. That would be, like that scene still makes me go

1:07:32

Jesus a little bit. Can

1:07:34

I ask you guys something? No. Cause

1:07:37

I, oh, sorry.

1:07:38

Okay, now you can. Okay, thank

1:07:40

you. You're welcome. Um,

1:07:42

growing up, right, I used to always watch like these kind

1:07:45

of like American comedies where The

1:07:47

American school life, I

1:07:49

was so jealous of it. Like the lockers, we didn't

1:07:52

have lockers. Lockers were great. Yeah,

1:07:54

everybody had their own little designs on them and stuff.

1:07:57

But like

1:07:58

the aspect of like a. Suspension like

1:08:01

I that is never I don't think that's a thing in our school.

1:08:03

I never got suspended I did get the tension though after

1:08:06

school detention. I never even got detention. I

1:08:08

got detention

1:08:09

But it was always for stupid shit. It

1:08:11

wasn't ever for like misbehaving It was like

1:08:14

showing up late three times, huh? Like

1:08:16

it's not like in a row but like they build

1:08:18

up over the course of a semester Stupidest

1:08:20

thing was my bus was late sometimes to school

1:08:23

didn't count I mean no it did like

1:08:25

I would still get in trouble for that Usually they can

1:08:27

give you like a bus slip that you can turn in but I do

1:08:29

remember one time at a bus slip and like The

1:08:31

front desk lady was like doesn't matter

1:08:34

You're still late. I'm like, that's what the slip is for

1:08:37

but a bad, but I'm young So I'm not gonna

1:08:39

really talk back too much

1:08:41

To it to an adult cuz you're a good boy. I was

1:08:43

a good boy Well, I was just quiet for the most

1:08:45

part I feel like in like high school my school

1:08:47

had it had a lot of train tracks around it It was near

1:08:49

like the the port with all the trains So

1:08:52

on the way to school a lot you get stuck behind a train

1:08:54

and sometimes the trains would fully stop and then

1:08:57

start backing up

1:08:58

And you'd be behind him for like 30 minutes sometimes I remember

1:09:00

the school was like well You're fully capable

1:09:03

of looking up the train schedule on their website

1:09:05

and leaving early and I'm like that's so stupid

1:09:08

Like you guys grow up. Were you like suburb

1:09:10

or country boys or what was your

1:09:12

it was like a it was definitely like

1:09:15

Suburbs outside of Columbia, which isn't

1:09:17

like a big city. Yeah So I

1:09:20

mean it is it's like a mishmash.

1:09:22

It's like country boys because eventually

1:09:24

like it's like a melting pot of different

1:09:26

southers You got the Chapin you

1:09:29

know which is kind of cheapen which

1:09:31

is very more back You

1:09:34

know country tap stupid.

1:09:36

Yeah idiots great barbecue places

1:09:38

in Chapin though Mm-hmm they

1:09:41

do make good barbecue You'll have, I guess, like, Valentine

1:09:44

and Ermo and Lexington, which are

1:09:46

kind of like

1:09:47

hubs. And then you'll have downtown Columbia,

1:09:49

which is like the big

1:09:51

capital. It's the capital of South Carolina, but

1:09:54

it's not like much. Columbia? Yeah. That's

1:09:57

where USC is. He's from the capital.

1:09:59

Wow. Born in capital baby. Man, big

1:10:01

city boy. Yee-hoo! Yee-haw!

1:10:05

I'm from good old Charleston. Where Mr.

1:10:07

Murdock's from? Charleston, South Carolina.

1:10:10

Where Mr. Alex Murdock's from? Yeah, you're related

1:10:12

to the Murdocks, right? Mm-hmm. Dude,

1:10:15

the thing about the Alex Murdock stuff,

1:10:17

so that, I mean, that's from right

1:10:19

outside Charleston. It's the low country area. And,

1:10:23

I mean, just like that family, I

1:10:26

don't know why, every rich family in

1:10:28

South Carolina, Looks like

1:10:30

that because they will only they will only mate with

1:10:32

each other and they either unfortunately

1:10:35

just some of the most

1:10:37

ugly looking No offense

1:10:39

to Alex Murdock. Okay. Here's the thing is

1:10:41

dead like these dead people were ugly

1:10:43

No, I'm talking about just in general like the old

1:10:45

money so they're alive ones and the dead

1:10:48

ones

1:10:49

But not because they're okay. No, not because

1:10:51

the dead I'm saying like old money southerners

1:10:53

are never handsome That guy's

1:10:56

nary pisses me off. It's spelled Alex

1:10:58

murder, but then it's pronounced Alec Murdoch

1:11:01

Hey, man, it's just the accent That's

1:11:04

crazy though mr. Murdock Yeah,

1:11:08

that's crazy though Sinclair. He was

1:11:10

a big lawyer

1:11:11

Yeah, I've been like Tony at

1:11:13

law in a way I feel like I'm like a weeb going

1:11:15

to Japan and talking to Japanese people for the first time because

1:11:18

it's like Opened up, South Carolina for me this

1:11:20

case I was following it a little bit and now I'm

1:11:22

like I have two South Carolinian boys in

1:11:24

front of me Which

1:11:25

is crazy go anything you want to ask us always going

1:11:27

to jail well. What's it? What's

1:11:30

going on down there man? Just

1:11:33

constant just like anywhere else constant development

1:11:35

cutting down trees making way for shopping

1:11:38

centers My I have friends

1:11:40

from North Carolina, and they always shit talk

1:11:42

South Carolina a lot Which is ridiculous

1:11:44

North Carolina is boring as fuck.

1:11:46

I don't know why your line. It has a Myrtle

1:11:48

Beach Myrtle Beach, Columbia I

1:11:51

first saw a good

1:11:53

thing a can yeah, yeah, yeah Rochester

1:11:56

Aiken's another one of the nevermind mine.

1:11:59

Take is wonderful Greenville's

1:12:04

good little Africa greenville's in the middle

1:12:06

of a come on you guys have a place called little Africa we

1:12:08

do we do I've never been South

1:12:11

Carolina is uh I Think

1:12:14

city-wise as North Carolina beat

1:12:17

They have Charlotte and Charlotte's nice And it's

1:12:20

not like but in say North Carolina has cara

1:12:22

winds because we also have care also have

1:12:24

cara winds made theme park It's split down the middle. Listen

1:12:26

guys, North Carolina has Mr. Beast. There's just no

1:12:28

winning. Well,

1:12:30

I think that counts against North Carolina.

1:12:32

South Carolina has Wings of Redemption. He's

1:12:35

a hero man. Wings of Redemption. South

1:12:37

Carolina hosted Markiplier

1:12:39

for Cinderplier week. That

1:12:42

was, I remember that. And

1:12:45

guess, you know, you might have your little Mr. Beast thing, but guess

1:12:47

what South Carolina has specifically Charleston?

1:12:49

Carl Jacobs.

1:12:51

From the same hometown as Carl Jacobs. He migrated

1:12:54

to North Carolina. He hopped the border. Well,

1:12:56

he's a traitor. Yeah. He

1:12:58

switched sides. Fizzed

1:13:01

me off, dude. I mean, I would too. Carl Jakes

1:13:03

could switch in like that. Nah, I'm kidding. Honestly, if I

1:13:05

had to pick between North and South, I would pick South

1:13:07

because you guys are fun.

1:13:09

Thank you. Thanks, man. Everybody in North Carolina, they're

1:13:11

too official, man. They're too like. Our

1:13:13

barbecue's better in South Carolina, too. We

1:13:16

have the mustard sauce.

1:13:17

Exquisite. I'd love to visit someday. You

1:13:19

should. Can we come visit Estonia? You

1:13:22

should. I would absolutely adore that.

1:13:24

I would love to go somewhere like Estonia. Just

1:13:27

like some shit hole country that, I'm

1:13:30

kidding, I'm kidding. I think it would be really

1:13:32

cool to go to some place that I normally would

1:13:34

never have any reason to. Because it's like how

1:13:36

many people can say that they've been to Estonia.

1:13:39

The country has like 1.3 million people. How

1:13:41

many people would want to really brag about it? Probably

1:13:44

wouldn't come up in conversation. Guess where I went this

1:13:46

summer. Estonia, everyone's like what?

1:13:49

Is it like, does it have that kind of atmosphere a lot of the

1:13:51

Soviet

1:13:52

post-Soviet countries have which is bleak and gray.

1:13:55

There's definitely areas where if you

1:13:57

want that kind of experience, I can take you there

1:14:00

we can enjoy it together. But

1:14:02

there's a lot of also. Y'all got a Walmart?

1:14:05

Hell nah, dude. We got a little,

1:14:07

do you all know what that is? A little, oh it's called

1:14:09

a little? It's like a

1:14:11

chain grocery store, pretty big in Europe.

1:14:14

It's a German thing I think. I think they're

1:14:16

in America now too.

1:14:17

I haven't seen anything. You gotta check it out man, they're pastries.

1:14:21

Okay. Did you grow up in one of those commie

1:14:23

housing blocks? I did live

1:14:25

in a commie block apartment And it was, I had

1:14:29

neighbors that tried to piss my mailbox. It was

1:14:31

crazy. Sounds like LA. It's

1:14:35

pretty cool. Yeah, communist LA,

1:14:37

man. Do you like Estonia though? I mean,

1:14:39

do you like living there?

1:14:41

I would say, I think

1:14:45

I've just, I've grown a little bit

1:14:47

tired of it. I think it has its charm and

1:14:49

when I'm like 40, I'd like to have a little

1:14:52

countryside house. But I think

1:14:54

my future is outside of it for now.

1:14:57

Okay. Thinking about Australia, that's where I'm thinking. Really?

1:15:00

Yeah, yeah. What part? Melbourne.

1:15:03

Oh, not middle of the bush? No. You

1:15:05

know, maybe if I lose my mind a little bit more.

1:15:08

Just take a tin out there. You guys

1:15:10

have been there though, right? You guys have been to Australia. We've been to Melbourne.

1:15:13

What'd you think? I do, like, obviously

1:15:15

Americans are gonna say Melbourne.

1:15:18

But now I feel self-conscious, because it's like, it's Melbourne. Yeah.

1:15:21

Why don't I have the accent? Melbourne. It's

1:15:23

like any other it's like Toronto. It really

1:15:26

felt like a Canadian city just any

1:15:28

other major city

1:15:31

It did not feel like Australia like the only thing

1:15:33

we didn't go to like the

1:15:35

outback Which I'd like

1:15:37

to but the only thing that indicated

1:15:40

that we were in Australia to me like if I've been teleported

1:15:42

there

1:15:43

The only thing that would tell me it's not America is the cars are

1:15:45

on the other side of the road, right? Buddy,

1:15:48

it was fun. I love Australia.

1:15:50

I really want to go back. It's just

1:15:52

a cool place to hang out with cool people. Cool

1:15:54

animals. Love the accent. Love

1:15:56

the Australian accent. The Australian accent is, I think,

1:15:58

my favorite of all time. Me too. It's my favorite accent.

1:16:01

It's so charming. It is. It's very cute

1:16:03

It's like either that or the you know, New Zealand

1:16:05

because they're so close New Zealand is

1:16:07

cute as well. New Zealand's got a little stank on it compared to Australia.

1:16:10

I think I prefer a New Zealand accent

1:16:13

New Zealand You know Zealand

1:16:16

New Zealand. They're both good. I think I'm

1:16:19

the centrist on this. I'll say they're both good New

1:16:21

Zealand's above Australian accent for me. New

1:16:23

Zealand as a country I would say is like I

1:16:25

would love to visit because it seems like they got some crazy

1:16:28

views in there and and Rocket Power had

1:16:30

a special where they all went to New Zealand

1:16:32

to compete in big sports

1:16:34

competition. Ooh! So...

1:16:37

I like the Bogan accent, like the really

1:16:39

thick Outback accent, like the Western

1:16:42

Australia, like... Argh, argh, argh, like that type

1:16:44

where it's... Like the pilot in Kangaroo Jack? Exactly.

1:16:46

I love that...

1:16:49

called Bogan's, right? I guess. The Australian

1:16:51

hillbilly. Are you guys ever gonna do more, uh...

1:16:54

like travel vlogs, like Super Mario Bros.

1:16:56

Japan? One of the most legendary videos

1:16:58

of all time. We're gonna top it next time but my

1:17:00

passport's just not here yet We want to go to a

1:17:02

7-eleven in Japan and have like the actual

1:17:05

sequel to the 7-eleven vlog be in Japan

1:17:07

I'm gonna be excited man because

1:17:09

I was really telling Matt this and you guys

1:17:11

get this a lot But that like that

1:17:14

edit in the Japan vlog with the wires That

1:17:17

got some people upset really hmm on

1:17:19

people on reddit were like good. Good. He deserved

1:17:21

it. He's that fucking stupid but

1:17:24

You know if that honestly in their

1:17:26

reality. I'm dead so that's like I

1:17:33

died like I just they

1:17:35

didn't know who I was but what a way to go

1:17:39

Fucking idiot Natural

1:17:43

selection and it's funny yep But

1:17:46

we want to do more and I'd be cool to do other

1:17:48

countries too Yeah, if you guys did Estonia crazy

1:17:50

super mega takes Estonia. Yeah crazy

1:17:52

amount of use man What

1:17:54

would be the first place you'd have us go?

1:17:56

What would we do? Yeah. What would the vlogs consist

1:17:59

of? Um,

1:18:01

definitely would love to get you guys like, here's the

1:18:03

thing is to really experience Estonia,

1:18:05

cause I think the big cities, they're

1:18:08

so like Westernized now. Everyone kind of like, everyone's

1:18:10

in the American cultural sphere. I

1:18:12

really want you guys to experience true Estonia.

1:18:14

So we gotta go to like a small town. I'd love to. Go

1:18:17

to like a bar and then get into a bar fight.

1:18:19

Get Atlanta drunk. Yeah, exactly. Get Atlanta

1:18:21

drunk in like an Estonian small town. I can take you to the guys, to

1:18:24

the fucking town that I grew up in. But

1:18:26

then I'll probably run into a bunch of people that I

1:18:28

went to school with and be like, No way, man. You

1:18:30

really made it,

1:18:31

dude. And then we'll get to hear him speak Estonian.

1:18:33

Yeah. He did it earlier today, and it was like, whoa. Yeah.

1:18:36

Do you not like to pull it out or? No,

1:18:39

I pull it out. It's just most of the time, like people

1:18:41

ask me to speak Estonian, and I'm like, I don't have like

1:18:43

a go-to. I usually

1:18:45

just end up saying like,

1:18:47

my dear, I'm going to say,

1:18:49

I'm going to speak Estonian. Which translates to?

1:18:51

I don't know what you want me to say in Estonian. Oh. Because

1:18:53

it's just like an easy go- like, I don't want this to-

1:18:56

How about,

1:18:57

can I have a cigarette?

1:18:59

Cosmo Saksu has sikare ti balon. Okay. I

1:19:03

feel like, can I have a cigarette? Has

1:19:05

a little less, you can, it's

1:19:07

not as taxing to say. Sounds

1:19:10

like a lot. Well it's a... Or

1:19:12

is there just a phrase that's better to say? It's like,

1:19:14

give me that. Pfft. Gimme.

1:19:18

Gimme Shiggy. They're just like, oh no, oh no, oh no.

1:19:20

Which is just give. That's

1:19:23

usually how I, outside of a bar, I'm just just like,

1:19:25

oh no, oh no, oh no. Can you tell? His

1:19:29

arms extended. I mean, that's my language to

1:19:31

Matt is like, if I want to vape, I'm like... That's

1:19:34

what he does, yeah. And he gives it to him too. In

1:19:36

the other room, I'll bring it in for the after hours. Thank

1:19:38

you.

1:19:39

Could you maybe say a message to our Estonian viewers,

1:19:42

you know, saying that they should support

1:19:46

us on Patreon to get the after hours starring

1:19:48

their favorite Estonian celebrity besides Tommy

1:19:50

Cash? I was called the most

1:19:53

notorious Estonian gamer on Estonian television

1:19:55

one time

1:19:56

now notorious This

1:19:58

seems to be used more than It

1:20:01

was because I made this video about the

1:20:03

Estonian government made a video game and it was

1:20:06

so clearly just like money laundering. People

1:20:09

pocketed a bunch of the money. So

1:20:10

I was kind of exposing the politicians and

1:20:13

they made like some stories about it. Well

1:20:16

can you say a little message to our Estonian

1:20:18

viewers thanking them for watching and where they

1:20:20

can find you in Estonian? No,

1:20:22

I'm gonna say that in English because I want more than two people to find

1:20:24

me. Okay. I can

1:20:27

actually pull up our view stats from Estonia right now. now.

1:20:29

And I'm so curious to know, but

1:20:31

while you do that, I guess I.

1:20:33

When you look at us in in,, We

1:20:37

touched on that year.

1:20:53

I was in like English can repeat

1:20:57

I would like to even show you world's producing theatre

1:21:15

someone

1:21:23

translate it I'm sure. Yeah, unless

1:21:26

you get like an Estonian correspondence.

1:21:28

One. There's at least one

1:21:31

patron. Yeah. So who will

1:21:33

leak us the secrets?

1:21:35

The YouTube studio app doesn't go as much

1:21:37

in depth as the desktop version so I can't look explicitly

1:21:40

as Estonian but for the after hours I'll be

1:21:42

bringing the Estonian stats. Thank you. Okay.

1:21:44

Thank you. There's something

1:21:47

I wanted to say but damn this wine. You wanted

1:21:49

to promote yourself? Oh yeah I do want to promote

1:21:51

myself probably by the time that this comes

1:21:53

out because we're doing a little cool dog

1:21:56

X super mega where you

1:21:57

guys will come on our pod so if you guys want to

1:22:00

I know how much you guys love these guys, so if you

1:22:02

guys wanna see more of them on our podcast, go

1:22:04

on over to Cool Dog Podcast on YouTube

1:22:07

with Hoover and I, who I heard

1:22:09

had a pretty good episode on here. Yeah, so if you've listened

1:22:11

to both these episodes now, imagine those

1:22:13

two guys together on a podcast. With these

1:22:15

two guys. You might have died of laughter. Yep,

1:22:18

things might get crazy.

1:22:20

So, well, it was great

1:22:22

having you on. I was happy to be here. We love you so much.

1:22:25

I love you. You're

1:22:27

a wonderful, silly little man. You guys are

1:22:29

my heroes. You're our hero,

1:22:31

dude. I love you guys. You're

1:22:33

like a Estonian Superman to us. Oh,

1:22:36

thank you. Thank you so much. You

1:22:38

want to say goodbye to the people?

1:22:41

Goodbye, guys. I'll miss you.

1:22:53

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1:22:59

and Ryan, that was not funny. But

1:23:01

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