The webonauts are pressed for time. Rather than fly their usual ship, they embark mentally across the cosmos. Astral projection is the way. As the mind wanders, they encounter mighty robot battles, turd throwing Jesus cults, how easy it is to stand on a flat earth, and the fifth dimension. Jim Carey explains meaninglessness. Webonaut Blake is stuck in orbit around earth, while Jeff and Justin deliver epic astral projected bitch slaps at random. Join us for fun and games. #std #spreadit