Ryan roasts Jesse about the Astros' inability to properly apologize for being cheating bastards (1:30-29:55). Manchester City was suspended from the Champions League and fined a bajillion dollars for cooking the books. Ryan, AKA, the biggest Liverpool fanboy in the world, couldn't be happier (30:00-42:10). The boys break down the TV shows they're watching, and the show flies off the rails because Jesse made the mistake of admitting he was a fan of The Bachelor (42:11-1:24:25).