T & K is/are/am an idiot. Product of the having of being 3 am in the morning, fatigued, tired, and tired too also. Fatigue. Halloween. Celebrate death. Scary stories. Driving. Cheap bastards. No editing skills.

#29: Season 1 Stolen Files

Sep 21st, 2014 24m 25s

I AM CZECH GUY - I HAVE STOLEN THESE FILES AND I HAVE PLACED THEM FOR YOU TO PLACE AGAIN ONCE THEY ARE FINISHED PLACING! HAHAHA T & K WILL NEVER CATCH ME! I AM SIBERIAN NINJA! I MUST RIDE QUICKLY AWAY NOW ON MY SABER TOOTHED TIGER!

#28: Commando

Sep 9th, 2014 37m 53s

Top action star guy is doing things of action again! Arnold breaks all of the things with his explosions! Fists of fighting are happening! Kicks of feet and multiple slaps of face! Arnold: The only living thing that can penetrate mithril!

#27: Rambo III

Sep 2nd, 2014 24m 30s

Rambo. Helicopter. Action. Helicopter. Shooting. Tank Chopper Chicken.

#26: Let the Bonus Be Shown

Aug 31st, 2014 30m 25s

K, T, & S blabber on about their surroundings while only vaguely relating their conversations to one of the 3 Ninja movies starring Go Dave Dragon himself.

#25: Predator

Aug 25th, 2014 22m 52s

K&T try to record an episode at work about Predator. K is subjected to the infamous "Ironman Shot" by losing a bet in a previous episode. Other things happen which happen before and/or after additional events.

#24: Rocky IV

Aug 19th, 2014 25m 17s

If you don't know what Rocky IV is you have a problem. Go Van Dam? Auuuuuuuuuuugh. Auugh. a...

#23: Bloodsport

Aug 17th, 2014 24m 59s

Punch. Kick. Puncha to the punch punch kick. Kick to the puncha a one two luncha. Bloodsport in yo face!

#22: Season 2 Intro

Aug 10th, 2014 18m 6s

K & T introduce everyone to the season of the second time. What will the suspense of things be? Will it be A or will it be B? Tune in next time to find out. Movies. We watch movies.

#21: Season One Winner

Apr 15th, 2014 15m 59s

The winner of season one is finally announced! Of the announcements of season one are they!

#20: The Final Four!

Mar 28th, 2014 24m 33s

Of the things of announcing are being shown! When you are shown of the announcing you are excited and post on our facebook page! You are looking up "Tank Show" right now on facebook! Good job!

#19: Tier 2 Results Show

Mar 25th, 2014 21m 47s

Things are of the having waited for years for the results of Tier Round 2! Listen in to find out how the who of winning won the wins!

#18: Guess Who's Bagack

Mar 17th, 2014 24m 36s

Yup. I don't know what to say here. Tech Support. Tech Support. You shoulda cllaed the texch support. Take it outside and smash it.

#17: Contest 1 Prize Giveawayey

Jan 25th, 2014 5m 15s

K goes on vacation and T stalks a human cat. Meanwhile Joe wins a prize. What?

#16: Waxwork

Dec 20th, 2013 17m 11s

Things die. Things turn into wax. Things come alive. There are things that shouldn't be wax or alive. Let's just watch waxwork shall we?

#15: Defcon 4

Dec 13th, 2013 25m 9s

Space. The final frontier. The beginning of the end. The end of space movies in the 80's.

#14: Rottweiler

Dec 6th, 2013 22m 55s

Dogs are angry. But when you kill them they get more madder. Angry Rottweiler? Man of prison? Who will win the punchout explosion fight?

#13: Bad Taste

Nov 29th, 2013 24m 10s

Everything of the Peter Jackson Film: Bad Taste. We will watch aliens shooting. We will watch aliens fighting. We will watch aliens attempting to stew humans. We will watch.... Bad Taste.

#12: Silent Night Deadly Night

Nov 22nd, 2013 14m 11s

Silent. Night. Deadly. Night. Deadly. Boring. Deadly. Night. Night. Night. TTTT KKKKK SHOPOOOWOWOWOWWWW!

#11: Santa Slay

Nov 15th, 2013 12m 2s

Santa. Claws. Clanta. Saws. He made a list. He chopped it up and killed everyone. Beware. No one is safe this Christmas.

#10: Bigfoot - Lost Coast Tapes

Nov 8th, 2013 10m 55s

Feet. Big ones. But not the foot of big. Meanings of will you findo ut when you ... please never watch this movie. Human Cat. Dead.

#9: Sharknado

Nov 4th, 2013 18m 52s

Sharks. Tornados. 90210. Terrence Reid. Tarrel Reid. Someone Reid. = Sharknado! One million sharks, 3 tornados... LA is Doomed!WARNING: The volume on this episode was increased by 1 billion decibels.

#8: Sea Beast

Oct 28th, 2013 16m 51s

Beast of the sea versus beast of the land versus man of the land on the sea. This actually has nothing to do with the movie. Just watch or listen. Or don't.