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0:09
Act two. In search
0:11
of a fresh start, Mika and David
0:14
arrived in Oak Creek Village, a charming,
0:16
sleepy California town with a bloody
0:19
history. Despite Meka's
0:21
misgivings about their new landlord,
0:23
Johannes Latimont, David
0:26
convinced her that renting a bungalow home
0:28
from him would be the answer to their problems.
0:31
But their arrival got off to a frightening
0:33
start after their cat Max turned
0:36
up in the creek, nearly drowned
0:38
and covered in blood sucking leeches.
0:41
The couple befriended odd ball neighbors
0:43
Missus White and her brother, doctor
0:45
Daniels. In an unbelievable
0:48
revelation, Missus White alleged
0:50
that Johannes was a whopping one hundred
0:52
and fifteen years old. Things
0:55
took a nasty turn at Johannes's birthday
0:57
dinner, where Mika and David met Johanna's
1:00
freaky family had witnessed disturbing
1:02
details about his home life. The
1:05
evening left me get seriously spooked
1:08
and David indisposed. One
1:10
thing is certain, the Latin Monks
1:12
are bad news and not to
1:15
be underestimated. Interior
1:21
Kitchen Day,
1:27
it was like the jolly green, giant
1:30
freaking Adams family. I
1:33
can laugh now, but I was terrified. And
1:35
that table of corpses. What
1:38
was up with that? Who knows. I'm
1:42
just glad you're okay now.
1:45
The last thing I remember was looking
1:47
for the bathroom. Fred said
1:50
you had a stomach problem. I
1:52
did. David squints, tries to remember.
1:55
I don't recall. Wait, seriously,
1:59
I gotta jump on a call. Brandon. We're talking
2:01
to more investors. High rollers could
2:04
be lucrative. Mika. We're
2:06
gonna make everything back and more. David
2:09
chunks his coffee, kisses Mika.
2:12
She's pleasantly surprised by his good mood. He
2:15
walks away a light buoyancy
2:17
in a stride interior
2:19
bathroom Day David,
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disheveled, unshaven, sits
2:24
on the toilet, staring at his phone. He
2:27
reads an article with the headline bro
2:29
Coin and Jeopardy technical challenge
2:31
is derail Crypto's startup Shit
2:36
Super Day one eighty. David
2:40
flushes the toilet and washes his hands at
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the sink. His phone buzzes. It's
2:45
Brandon. He picks up. Joe,
2:49
you've got a chill. The chill ship has
2:51
sailed this is the amateur hour stuff.
2:53
We're going to spook the investors. The blockchain
2:56
tech ran into some issues. Are gys
2:58
telling me the transaction times are back up? You're
3:00
sure the sink is stopped up?
3:02
David removes the drain stopper. Uh,
3:05
that article is from a BS blog
3:08
no one cares about. David reaches
3:10
into the drain, pulls out a soggy
3:12
clump of hair. He makes a face.
3:15
Hello, Yeah,
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I'm here. The drain is
3:19
clocked again. I
3:22
need you to understand. I put my entire
3:25
savings into this. Mika
3:27
doesn't know. So this is it. This
3:30
has to work and it
3:32
will. Trust me. Famous
3:35
last words, I'll see you in
3:37
a couple hours. David hangs up the phone
3:39
and steps outside the bathroom. Miga,
3:41
do we have any more DRAINO? We're
3:43
out? Want me to go get some. Forget
3:46
it, I'm gonna shower. David
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closes the door, turns on the shower
3:51
faucet, and undresses. He steps
3:53
into the shower. He lathers
3:56
up, washes his body and face. His
3:59
eyes closed, he can't see
4:01
a black, red, gooey blob slowly
4:04
squeezing through a shower head hole. It
4:07
looks like a blood clot. David
4:10
remains oblivious, washes his
4:12
hair as the blob makes its way out with water
4:15
flops onto David's head. He
4:18
rubs it as he shampoos, still
4:20
not noticing. The blob
4:22
slides down David's back, buttocks
4:24
and legs. It drops to the shower
4:27
floor right under David's feet. Squish.
4:30
David slips and falls with the back
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of his head slams on the tile wall. Dazed,
4:36
he touches the back of his head blood.
4:40
The blood flows away from him into the drain.
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Finally, David notices the
4:45
blob. It notices
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him too. What
4:50
the The blob soaks
4:52
in David's blood drinking David
4:55
watches horrified. His hand
4:58
over his mouth has
5:00
its fill, then slides down the
5:02
drain with the water. Interior
5:05
kitchen day. Agitated
5:07
with a bandage around his head, David
5:10
paces the kitchen. Johannes's
5:12
voice is on his cell speakerphone Leach
5:16
in a shower or something. Leech
5:19
like, I'll stop by tomorrow,
5:22
okay, but we're having guests over tonight.
5:24
It could be dangerous. My
5:27
invitation must have gotten lost in the
5:29
mill along with
5:31
the rent. Let us pay online
5:33
and you'd have your money right now always
5:37
and what's convenient for you. That's
5:39
not fair? Fair? Fair?
5:43
Is it fair? As you only call me when you need
5:45
something, you have complaints,
5:48
or want something fixed. You're the landlord.
5:51
What else would we call about? Johanns
5:54
goes silent for a beat dial
5:56
tone. Interior
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living room night. Post
6:01
dinner, David and Mika
6:03
play a half assed game of monopoly with their
6:05
guests Brandon and is on again off
6:07
again girlfriend Ava Yoshi twenty
6:10
five. She's way too good
6:12
for him. That's the last
6:14
time you get to be the baker. What do you mean?
6:17
I saw you swipe a fifty. Don't be a
6:19
narc Cheating's the point. Mika stands
6:21
up with her empty wineglass. Anyone
6:24
want more wine? Yes? Please? If
6:26
by wine you mean tequila, yes.
6:29
Mika rolls her eyes heads to the kitchen.
6:32
This place is so cute, cozy,
6:34
Thanks Saber, we really like it. That's
6:37
not as bad as I pictured. I'll say that. Twenty
6:40
minutes to the beach, forty five to la.
6:43
I'm gonna move here. No crackheads
6:45
or bums in sight. You're liking the dream.
6:47
Mika returns with a new bottle of red
6:49
Wine, living the dream. We
6:51
were just saying how great Oakreek is. Mika
6:54
hesitates a beat too long. Brandon
6:57
catches the look she shoots David, Hey,
6:59
I saw that. What
7:01
something's a missin Paradise? What
7:04
is it? Not our landlord?
7:07
What about your landlord's
7:09
cho Which is it? He's
7:12
a freak, not in a quirky way
7:14
either. The guy's a little intense.
7:17
Don't downplay it. He watched
7:19
us, watched you what
7:21
David didn't tell you? Interior Kitchen
7:24
day flashback. Mika
7:27
and David make out in the kitchen, passionate,
7:30
heavy petting. It was
7:32
last week he showed up unannounced
7:34
late afternoon. Johanna stands outside
7:36
stares into the kitchen window with desirous,
7:39
intense eyes. Mika's
7:42
lids flutter open, making eye contact
7:45
with johannas hora spreads
7:47
across her face. Oh my god. Mika
7:50
scrambles to close her unbuttoned blouse.
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David turns around to see Johanna still
7:54
standing outside, grinning.
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Interior living room night back
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to present. Mika is disgusted
8:02
as she recounts the story. And then he just
8:04
got into his truck like nothing happened. So
8:07
he's some kind of stalker. Sounds
8:09
like he enjoys a free show. Ava elbows
8:12
Brandon in the ribs. He just
8:14
shows up whenever he wants, but refuses
8:16
to do any of the repairs. Like today,
8:19
he straight up told us he wasn't going to fix the dream.
8:21
He's old school. David. There's
8:24
leeches in the dream. They drank your
8:26
blood. Yeah, glad we
8:28
opted for the hotel. Why
8:30
are you still living here another
8:32
six months on the lease? Break it?
8:35
It's not worth it. That's exactly what I
8:37
said, especially since the Saragate lives so
8:39
fuck. Mika looks to David.
8:41
Oops, she just spilled the beans.
8:44
You guys are having a baby. Miga
8:47
nods. Joyce spreads across Ava's
8:49
face. She squealed, jumps
8:51
up and tackles Meka with a hug out
8:54
of wedlock. But what will
8:56
the neighbors say? Johanns
8:58
is certainly excited time a
9:00
baby is mentioned. He makes this little whimpering, moaning
9:02
sound, as if he's hungry
9:06
for a moment. The room goes silent, Then
9:10
doorbell ding dongs. Jumpy,
9:12
the group goes tense. They look at each other
9:15
another ding dong. Mika stands
9:17
up. Guys, it's a doorbell.
9:20
Mika goes to the front door. Front
9:23
door. She looks into the
9:25
peep hole. Johanna's massive,
9:27
unmistakable body stands on the porch.
9:30
He holds up a toolbox, smiles
9:32
wide. Interior living room.
9:34
Later, the group sits
9:36
perturbed as Johannes bangs
9:39
and clangs in the bathroom. What
9:41
don't you tell us Hagrid was your landlord?
9:44
He slaps his knee in amusement. Ava
9:47
rolls her eyes. He can't keep doing
9:49
this. I'll talk to him tomorrow. Johannes
9:51
enters the living room, toolbox in hand. All
9:54
better, What about the bugs,
9:57
didn't see any Thanks for coming by at
10:00
ten pm. This generation,
10:03
you can't wipe your asses. Johanna
10:07
smiles, orange yellow teeth gleaming.
10:10
He notices the abandoned game of Monopoly
10:12
on the coffee table. Monopoly,
10:15
Thanks again, I'll walk you out. I'd
10:17
love to join. Sorry, bro,
10:20
we're not playing anymore. Johannes's
10:22
smile drops. He stares at
10:24
Brandon, intimidating, worried
10:26
an old man might beat you. Interior
10:30
living room. Later, Johannes
10:34
rolls the monopoly dice. He's totally
10:36
engrossed by the game. The others
10:38
sit around board and tired. He
10:41
moves his piece eight spaces, lands
10:44
on boardwalk. He claps like
10:46
a thrilled animated chot boardwalk
10:51
and doubles. That means I roll
10:54
again. Johanna shoves monopoly
10:56
money at Brandon. Whoop. See Johanna's
10:59
We're super tired and our friends need to be going.
11:01
So he looks to the other three for support. Yeah,
11:04
it's about that time. No, we're
11:07
just getting started. Can I grab your water
11:10
for the road? Johannes ignores them, counts
11:12
as leftover money. I hope you're
11:14
still that upset about the other day. It's
11:17
nice to see a young couple in love, but
11:20
I have to ask, what's
11:23
the point. What do you mean you
11:25
can't have children, so
11:28
what's the point of intercourse? What
11:30
kind of a question is that? It's
11:32
a simple question. Miko Balser
11:34
fists enraged. Who do you think
11:36
you are? There's more than one way
11:39
to have kids. Bah technological
11:41
free show. Johanns waves her
11:43
away, rolls the dice again. He
11:46
moves his piece to a property with a red hotel
11:49
branded smirks smug. That'll
11:51
be three hundred and forty dollars. Johannas
11:54
counts his money, his face false.
11:57
It's not enough. Looks like you're
11:59
gonna need some more. It's property, or
12:02
you get me boardwalk. Don't call it even that's
12:04
my property, not anymore, dude.
12:07
Brandon takes the boardwalk hard. Johanna
12:09
snatches it back. It's my
12:12
property. It's just a game.
12:15
Your existence is a game, you simple
12:17
little bitch. Hey, get out of her
12:19
face. Mika looks to David, who stares blankly
12:22
at the scene. Are you going to do something
12:25
like what? Frustrated, she steps
12:27
in between Johannas and Brandona's
12:29
you need to leave now. You're not welcome
12:31
here, not welcome
12:35
on my own property. We've got
12:37
rights, and I say go. Johannes
12:40
looks around at the four pair of eyes staring at
12:42
him. He heads to the front door throws
12:44
Brandon a dirty look. Interior
12:47
Johanna's truck Night. Johanna
12:51
sits on his truck. Rather, Johanna
12:53
sits Sorry, yeah, he
12:55
says upon it at the very top of the truck, seething,
12:59
Johanna's it's in his truck. Seething. He
13:02
glares at the bungalow, his eyes bulging
13:04
from their sockets as his whole body trembles.
13:07
He's sweaty too. Sweat
13:09
pours down his face, his clothes
13:12
soaking wet. He clinches his jaw
13:14
and grinds his teeth hard in
13:16
a circular motion. It sounds
13:19
like sandpaper. It lay.
13:24
Finally, he starts the car and drives
13:26
away. Interior
13:28
the bungalow night. Brandon
13:31
and Ava put on their coats and gather their
13:33
things. David hovers disappointed.
13:37
I thought we were going to talk. Bro Coin come
13:40
by the hotel in the morning. Brandon
13:42
pats David's shoulder. He waves
13:45
to Mika, who stands at the end of the hall, arms
13:47
crossed. Ava gives
13:49
Mica a big hug. Malbou tomorrow
13:51
right. Mika nods with a strained
13:53
smile. Interior
13:56
exterior car moving Canaan
13:58
doom road. Brandon
14:02
drives on the windy dark road. Ava
14:04
seems distressed. Sorry, windy, Oh
14:07
thank you could
14:10
be windy though, right, windy,
14:12
windy, windy, windy, windy, windy
14:15
road. Brandy,
14:17
Brandy was
14:19
a fine girl. Yeah,
14:29
thank you. Brandon
14:32
drives on the windy dark road. Ava
14:34
seems distressed. Can you believe
14:37
David just sat there? I feel so
14:39
bad for Mika. Oh well,
14:41
she's the reason they moved to the first place, not
14:44
like she asked to be attacked the
14:46
same He jumps to hoops for that chick
14:49
doesn't have the alpha mentality
14:52
Alpha. Seriously, I
14:54
love him, but he's a simp and you talk
14:57
like a fifteen year old playing call of duty. Hope,
14:59
you know that's why I don't marry you. They
15:01
drive by Johannes's empty truck on the side
15:03
of the road. You're hardwired to
15:05
seek a provider. That's why you stick
15:07
around, waiting to see what happens with bro Coin.
15:11
One more word and I'm jumping out the
15:13
fucking roll, baby. Come
15:16
on, you know I'm just messing with you, I
15:19
wonder Sometimes Ava looks
15:21
at him, angry, but not in the mood
15:23
to be. Brandon leans over
15:25
to try and kiss her, but she pushes him away. She
15:29
looks back at the road and Brandon
15:31
watch out. Up ahead, a massive,
15:33
shapeless figure stands in the road. Brandon
15:36
slams the brakes, comes to a screeching
15:38
halt. Bulky but
15:40
remarkably spry and agile, the
15:42
figure runs across the road and disappears
15:45
into the bushes. What the
15:47
hell was that? Should
15:50
I go? Look, it's not like you
15:52
hit him. Yeah.
15:55
Brandon steps on the gas. The car
15:57
doesn't move. A moist slushing
15:59
is her under the spinning tires. It's
16:02
not going See what it is? Me?
16:06
What have in the equality of the sexes? Fine?
16:09
Jerk? Well wait, Ava, it's
16:11
too late. Ava is already outside
16:13
the car, exterior canaan doom
16:16
road continuous. Ava
16:18
crouches takes a closer look at the tires.
16:21
She turns on her phone's flashlight. Illuminates
16:24
the ground under the vehicle, a
16:26
dark, oily, mucus like fluid.
16:29
There's some kind of liquid. Brandon
16:31
rolls down the window, sticks his head out.
16:33
What I think it's oil?
16:36
Brandon grows increasingly perturbed. What
16:39
does that even mean? Get your lazy
16:41
ass out and look. I forgot
16:43
my glasses. You know how blind I am
16:45
without him.
16:47
I'll take a picture. Ava takes a
16:49
flash photo, looks at the image.
16:52
What she sees shocks her. We
16:55
have to go now, Aba looks
16:57
up. Brandon is gone. Brandon
17:01
branded. The light shakes in her hand as she holds
17:04
it up. She's terrified. She
17:06
hears the sound of greedy sucking and slurping
17:09
nearby.
17:11
Ava opens the car door, slow inside
17:15
nothing no one. The
17:17
eating noises continue louder. It's
17:20
coming from behind the car. Ava
17:23
follows the sound, unable to control her trembling
17:25
hand. As she approaches, the
17:28
light reveals a dark, slimy
17:30
leech creature. Swollen and
17:33
gorged and pulsating. It sits
17:35
on top of Brandon's immobile body, drinking
17:38
him. Rows of sharp, serrated
17:40
teeth visible as it greedily consumes
17:42
Brandon's blood. Brandon's eyes
17:44
are rolled back in his head. Ava's
17:47
speechless. The creature doesn't seem
17:49
to take notice of her as it undulates and writhes.
17:53
Ava backs away, cautiously, scared to
17:55
even breathe. She waits until
17:57
she's out of sight, then boats down
17:59
the dark road.
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