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Go, Samory, sound
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like here
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we go one, two, three, Samory
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Ready, I love this all
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right? And time whenever you're
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in Act
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one Interior Overton
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High Day. We're just inside
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the front doors of a large public high school.
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We pan around the room, a wall covered
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in construction paper, posters about American
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presidents, a water fountain dribbling
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gently, the girl's bathroom, which
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opens to disgorged Judy sixteen.
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She looks upset for a brief
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moment. We hear her voice over, which fades
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away as she walks out of frame. But if
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Colin doesn't like me, then why did he ask
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me to help him with his homework? We're still
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panning in the front doors the boy's
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bathroom, and finally we're back where we started,
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only now someone in a bulldog mascot
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costume stands in front of the posters,
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looking vaguely so he
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pulls his cigarette out of a pocket and lights it. He
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raises it to his grilled mouth. The
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tip flares up, and a moment later, smoke
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seeps out of the grill. We hear
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the squeaking of rubber soul on tile. The
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bulldog looks over and sees Franny Blevins
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a fifteen year old Elvis Costello who
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stops in front of a flyer close
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on Franny's face as his eyes
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scan the text. After a moment, we
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hear a tearing sound that Franny disappears, leaving
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the bulldog in the background staring after
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him. Exterior Seattle Streets,
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afternoon. That sounded so dragnet.
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Exterior Exterior
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Seattle Streets, afternoon. Franny,
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chased by a small dog, bikes along
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a commercial street. He looks two D like
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a game of excite Bike. I was
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struck by the flyer and decided I had
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to meet its author immediately. Interior
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coffee shop, afternoon, p V. Gornic,
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fifteen. A bespectacled girl with
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long black hair and torn up clothes sits
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writing in a notebook. On the table are
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two small white cassio keyboards
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and a glockenspiel. She
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wears thimbles on all of her fingers, which
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makes writing difficult. Suddenly,
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a flyer slams down in front of her. Is
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this your flyer? Insert? The flyer reads,
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seeking bandmates. Influences include
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Sonic Youth, Except NYC, Ghosts and Flowers,
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James Blake, James Dean, James Taylor, James
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Baldwin, and Rick James find
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me after school at that one coffee shop. PEV
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looks up at Franny examines him. I
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didn't think much of him at first. No,
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she continues, writing, have we met
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before? Not to my knowledge,
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I only started at Overton this week. I
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used to be homeschooled, but my tutor died.
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Interior PV's house, living room flashback.
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PV sits opposite her tutor, an ancient
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woman who appears to be asleep. PV
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glances up from a geometry textbook,
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Missus Llewellyn interior coffee shop,
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continuous with before. No, I'm
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pretty sure we've met. Then again, I
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have a terrible memory. They say that's a prerequisite
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for happiness. Not so good for
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his Stree exams. What's your name?
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PV pauses in a writing. But
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he was persistent, and persistence
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is important in any artistic endeavor. Did
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you know that the Beatles played more than six hundred
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shows before they even got signed? Did
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you know that the Beatles played more than six hundred
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shows before they even got signed? I didn't,
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but I do know that there are more than three hundred and fifty
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thousand different kinds of beatles. I'm
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Franny PV. I'm
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sorry I was brusque before. I just hate
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meaning new people and old people. PV
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like the amplifier. M hm tie.
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In page three, we just missed one pickup
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right in the middle of the scene. In the middle of page three,
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it says, inside a picture of a PV amplifier.
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Oh okay, this was marked out in mind.
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Oh sorry, yeah, I'm just not going to take
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responsibility. This
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is not my fault. This is not my
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fault. It was not some
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of the fire. Actually, I'm not sure if I
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can. What does I say?
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It's an insert a picture of APV
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amplifier. Okay inset inset
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yes, in set intel,
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in bread a picture of
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a PV amplifier. In
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set a picture of a PV amplifier.
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That's your real name. I had a legally
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changed interior City Hall flashback.
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PV stands at the desk. A registrar
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looks over her application. You
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need to be eighteen to change your name without a guardian
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present diam eighteen. She presents
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a driver's license inset PV's
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fake driver's license. Her real name is blurred
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out, and her birthday is shown as twelve twenty five,
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two thousand and four. Did
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you laminate this yourself? Of course not.
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Interior Kinko's another flashback.
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PV stands at the desk. A Kinko's
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employee looks over the as yet unlaminated
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fake driver's license. Uh, are
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you trying to get me to laminate a fake driver's license?
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Of course not. We hear the sound
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of a copy or Peev looks over and sees Franny
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making copies. Interior Coffee
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Shop, continuous with before I
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knew we'd met before. Franny sits
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down opposite PV. I guess we
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have what were you making copies
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of? Anyway? Interior Kinko's, Continuous
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with previous flashback. Franny
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pulls one of the flyers out of the tray insect.
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Franny's flyer shows a very ugly dog,
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along with the text trying to lose
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this dog answers to Lemur. Please,
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if you see him, do not return him to me
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Franni. Interior
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Coffee Shop, continuous with before did
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it work? Franny points Lemur's waiting
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outside the coffee shop, just next to Franny's bike.
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Man, that's one ugly dog. Sorry,
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it's okay, So you want to start a band.
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No, I want to continue a band, but
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with more musicians than I have now, Oh, how
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many musicians do you have? Now? One?
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What do you play? Guitar, leader, rhythm?
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Yes, what about you? Primarily
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cassio, vi altone, monophonic synthesizer and glockenspiel.
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Cool. So what do you want
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to call the band? What's your name again, Franny?
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Hmmm? Probably just PV? Then
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okay, what about the album?
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I'm torn at the moment. Either My Sorrow
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is Stepthfless or Where's My Pony?
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They're both really good. I
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know you want to hear a song. Sure. PEV
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stands up and shouts at the burristo, who has been
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playing a tranquil Nora Jones tune. Hey
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Hey. He turns off the song
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and she sits cross legged cracks her knuckles.
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This one's called don't touch Me. PV
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begins. We hear a full band, even though it's
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just her playing don't
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touch me, don't touch me. If
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you touch me, I think I'm gonna scream,
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don't touch me, don't touch
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me. If you touch me, I think I'm
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gonna scream,
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don't don't touch me, don't don't
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touch me. If you don't touch me, I
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think I'm gonna scream. Don't don't
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touch me, don't don't touch me. If
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you don't touch me, I think I'm gonna scream.
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I don't like you. I think I even hate
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you. I don't hate you. I think maybe
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I love you. I don't love you.
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I don't even like you. Don't
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touch me, don't touch me,
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don't, don't, don't touch me. Don't, don't
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don't touch me. Don't, don't, don't,
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don't, don't, don't, don't don't
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touch me. Don't, don't don't touch me. If
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you don't, don't, don't, don't stop. I
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don't like you. I think I even hate
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you. You. I think maybe
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I love you
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even like you. Don't touch
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me. Don't talk to me, don't
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talk to me. Silence.
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A number of customers have left Franny's,
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clearly in love after a beat
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that barista turns Nora back on. That
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was awesome. I know, Oh
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sorry,
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thank you. Now, if we're thinking
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of starting a band, obviously I'll have to audition
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you. How's your lunch period looking? Tomorrow?
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Wide open interior, overton lunch
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room. The next day, we're in a traditional high school
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lunchroom. Franni enters. He spots
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TV alone at a table. Hey,
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so you want to go straight to the music room. Where should
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we eat? Somebody hates me? What?
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Somebody hates me? I got a hate
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note in my locker. We have to figure out
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who put it there. What about the audition?
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This is the audition. A band
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is a family, Franny, We have to
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support each other holistically. Now, who
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do you think wrote it? She glances around
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the lunch room. What about
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him? He looks mean? I
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doubt it. That's Dale Wilson, the world's
9:23
nicest bully. We slide over to Dale Wilson,
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who does indeed look super mean.
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A small kid walks over and fearfully deposits
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a handful of change on the table. Here's
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my lunch money deal. I've told you a million
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times. I don't want your money. I'm
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sorry, it's not more. I'll do better tomorrow. He
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scurries off. Dale looks confused, even
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hurt. Please don't We slide
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back to Pev and Franny? Okay,
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what about her? She's got crazy eyes. No,
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that's Aaron Coltrera, Editor at large
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for the Overton Free Press. Aaron Coltrera
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a mousey girl in over large hipster
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glasses interviewing the bulldog mascot
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for the last time. Who's inside?
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That costs you? No comment? We
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slide back to PV and Franny. Aaron's
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always looking for dirt, but she's mostly
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harmless. Okay, And
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what about that girl? Huh? That's
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Judy Cortland. She's weird, but only because
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she thinks she's a protagonist. We pull
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back to find Judy sitting at a table directly
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in front of PV and Franny, who suddenly go blurry
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as if they become background characters. There's
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Colin over there. I'm not going
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to look at him. Crap, I looked at
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him. What are those two weirdos doing
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looking at me? I bet they're just jealous
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of what I have with Colin? See
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what I mean? Everybody else is just a side
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character in her story. It's super annoying.
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We return focus to PV and Franny.
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You aren't important enough to Amereta Hayte? No, then,
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who did it? Well? Have you roked
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anyone recently? I
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did stop by rehearsal for the Overton Orchestree
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yesterday the interior
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music room day. The orchestra
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wraps up a pretty terrible rendition. When the
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Saints go marching in after the last
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note is parted out, Pev stands up in the
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back of the room. That
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was terrible. None of you
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can be in my band.
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That was terrible. None of you can be in my band.
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Maybe just back off it just dis me. I honestly
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thought that was the note.
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I would
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be a little more gentle. That
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was terrible. None of you can
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be in my band? She storms
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out the Triangle player dings the Triangle
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interior over to lunchroom, continuous
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with before you're right,
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Franny, it must have been one of those terrible
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musicians. You've passed your audition.
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Let's start a band. She puts out a hand
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to shake, but as Franny reaches for it, Pev pulls
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back. Just to be perfectly clear, once
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we're in a band together, there can never be any sort
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of romantic relationship between us. Oh
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why, I mean not that
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it, but why exactly?
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Because artistic collaboration and romance
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are incompatible. What about Fleewood
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Mac We see a brief picture of Stevie
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and Lindsay, we'll see brief flashes
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of every band couple. Franny mentions, sure,
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but and the White Stripes, the Cramps,
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Arcade, Fire Sonic, Youth Abba,
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New Order, I don't
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know, Blondie, Stereo Lab, the Cocktail
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Twins. Those are just the many exceptions
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that prove the rule. Okay, so you can
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take it or leave it. She offers her hand again.
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Franny agonizes, no way, could
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I have any problem with that? So
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I'm shaking your hand now. Eventually
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he does great Platonic
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Bandmates for Life, first rehearsal
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tomorrow. Sure, Oh wait,
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I can't. I've got Chinese class. We'll
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have to do Wednesday. You speak
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Chinese, say something, okay,
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oshen? When need this? Zuyba subtitled
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translation appears, I want
13:06
to kiss your mouth? What
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does that mean? I
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dumpling? See you Wednesday.
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Franny turns and walks off interior
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Chinese classroom. Evening. The class is
13:18
being led through some drills by a Chinese instructor.
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Phrases for wooing and courtship
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has been written on the board. Franny's
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distracted, covering his workbook with PV written
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in the style of the PV amplifier's logo.
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Even though we were bandmates now I couldn't stop
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having romantical thoughts about PV. It
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made it difficult to concentrates
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jan ting when need its way subtitle,
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I want to kiss you on the mouth? No
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woman, wait thou? What the de fun ba?
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Subtitle Let's go back to
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my place woman.
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By the time Wednesday night rolled around, I was
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a ball of nerves. Nita pung
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Yona subtitle
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what about your friend? Is she single?
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I had to be charming and I've never been very
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good at charming me
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wrong. Watch see walk
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ganju Walufa who
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see subtitle you're
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smothering me. I feel like I can't breathe,
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so I invited my best friend over to advise
14:31
me. Interior
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Franny's Room night close
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on aj Vascher, a young fifteen.
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He's extremely dorky, but with an unshakable
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and frankly inexplicable confidence.
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Frannie, it's all about confidence.
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If you think you're then she'll think
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you're cool. Look at me. I know
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I'm cool, which makes me even cooler
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than if I just thought I was. We pull
15:08
back to see that the two of them are playing magic
15:10
the gathering, and I'll remove three tokens
15:12
from Chandra torture defiance to deal
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four damage to your Angel of Acid. I
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don't know, AJ, I'm not. Your confidence can be
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simulated. That's just something unconfident
15:22
people said exactly, attack,
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attack, attack, and
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I think you're dead. That's four six
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nine damage. Yep, you're dead. Sorry,
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you got any food? No, but my mom left
15:36
money so I could order something. Franny points
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to a fan of five dollar bills pinned to a bulletin
15:40
board. A note says for anything
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but pizza, pizza
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obviously. Exterior Seattle
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Streets, afternoon. Franny bike's along the streets,
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holding his guitar in one hand. Lemur
15:51
is still running along behind him. On
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the way to PV's house. I was nearly overcome
15:56
with anxiety, even with the encouraging
15:58
notes I'd written on the backs of my hands. Franny
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glances down at the back of his hands. On the left,
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he's written you are cool. On
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the right see other hand.
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Exterior PV's house, afternoon. Franny
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looks up at the house. It's a castle. You
16:15
could host royalty here. Franny
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ties up Lemur and passes through a gate. Exterior
16:20
PV's house, gardens continuous.
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Franny passes through an elaborate Japanese
16:25
garden. Franny crunches across
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the gravel of a wilder English style garden.
16:30
Franny crosses a tennis court overgrown
16:32
with weeds in a croquet pitch in
16:34
a putting green where a creepy groundskeeper
16:36
is trimming the grass with nail scissors, they
16:39
make eye contact. Franny
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finally arrives at the enormous front
16:43
door. He presses the doorbell. Beat
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don't go in there, Franny turns
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The groundskeeper is very close. Don't
16:52
go in there? Why not because
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we're renovating the foyer. Oh,
17:01
he uses side door. Thanks.
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Franny goes. The grounds keeper notices
17:07
a blemish on the front door. He raises
17:09
an electric sander he wasn't holding a few seconds
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ago, and begins sanding the door. I could
17:13
do that. Interior
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Interior Pev's House. Moments later,
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Franny enters a large dining room.
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Hello, Franny, is
17:27
that you come upstairs? Okay?
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Franny looks around but doesn't see any stairs.
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He passes through a restaurant sized kitchen,
17:35
a sitting room, a drawing room, and an indoor
17:37
bowling alley. Finally, he finds
17:40
a small elevator manned by a doorman who
17:42
looks exactly like the groundskeeper.
17:45
Interior elevator continuous. So
17:48
is that guy outside your twin brother? What
17:50
guy outside? An uncomfortable
17:53
pause, the elevator stops second
17:55
floor, same as the first. Franny
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exits the elevator. Interior PV's
18:00
bedroom A while later. PV's
18:02
room is gigantic. A large portion
18:04
of it has given over to musical instruments and recording
18:07
equipment. Franny Marvel's at
18:09
a nearly wall sized poster of the band
18:11
The Stranglers. You a Stranglers
18:13
fan. Franny turns to find PV sitting
18:15
on the bed. I don't think I know them well.
18:18
You should. We'll do an overview of seminal
18:20
punk rock musicians at a future rehearsal. PV
18:22
notices Franny's guitar. You didn't
18:25
have to bring that. I've got plenty of guitars
18:27
here. PV gestures towards a rack
18:29
of at least twenty guitars. WHOA,
18:31
I can see that. Yeah,
18:33
my parents buy me a lot of presents. It's
18:36
how they make up for their lack of presence
18:40
exactly. I think they're getting
18:42
divorced, and it'll be contentious too, because
18:44
of all the money. Money makes people crazy,
18:47
even more than love. I think, where'd
18:49
it come from? Who can say where
18:51
love comes from? Pheromones
18:53
I guess, Oh, I meant the money. Oh,
18:56
bottled water, bottled water. Yeah,
18:59
you know, it's tap water, bottled water. Insert
19:01
a still image of tapwater bottled
19:03
water. The catchphrase on the label says,
19:06
who's got time to walk to the sink? Tap
19:08
water bottled water? It's tapwater
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only bottled tap water,
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bottled water. This is not me.
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Oh yeah, that stuffs great, really
19:23
quenching. Yeah, my grandfather
19:25
invented it, which meant my parents never had
19:27
to work, so they make music, terrible
19:29
music, by which I mean classical. My
19:32
parents were never together, and my mom's
19:34
a pilot, so I don't see her much. That's
19:36
why I do so many extracurricular activities
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like Chinese class yeah, andrama
19:42
club and guitar lessons, book
19:44
club, aerial gymnastics. Interior
19:46
Blacksmith day, Franni stands next to
19:48
an anvil. I'm apprenticed to a blacksmith
19:51
exterior stable. Day Franny brushes
19:53
the main of a miniature horse. I grew
19:55
miniature horses, even though I'm allergic. He
19:58
sneezes, spooking the horse. This
20:02
exterior garden day Franny's drying
20:04
a cactus with a hair dryer, and
20:07
I'm a member of the Succulent Horticultural
20:09
Society of Seattle. It's
20:11
difficult to grow capti here because of all
20:14
the rain, so we do a lot of drying.
20:17
Interior PV's bedroom continuous
20:19
with before Franni sits down at the mixing
20:21
board. Anyway, how do you want
20:23
to start? Should we write a song? I
20:25
think I should hear one of your originals.
20:28
Then we can attempt to synthesize our style
20:30
into a cohesive hoole. Okay. Franny
20:32
takes out his guitar, a sheep busted
20:35
up acoustic. He takes a deep breath.
20:38
How about a love song,
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