The new Tale Teller Club Cerebral Dance Music track has been released this week and we are very excited to be on POND 5 as well.

hey guys welcome to telltale club now i've just set up this mic in a new position so i hope i'm not too loud i hope i'm not screaming maybe i'll stand a bit further away anyway look i've been crazy busy and what i've been doing is i've been creating my portfolio which is available for um licensees people makers broadcasters people like that who need a bit of music a soundtrack an exciting interesting soundtrack perhaps with electronic music well look all of my music's electronic even when i play my cello and record it it still goes through my electronic software and somebody in the studio above is being very noisy so sorry about that um so the music that i'm providing on pond5 is pretty much totally made on logic pro with me putting in the piano and cello acoustically however i'm going to be doing lots of really cool loops with just um the cello so that you'll get that really lovely acoustic vibe literally vibe the vibrations you know which quite often when you work with electronica and obviously when you work with pop music and everything has to be sort of shut off or you know the the vibrations actually in the acoustics when you make pop music they're not appropriate you know you can't have the same amount of deviation from the um the normal that you would get in an open space like the corn exchange or you know other sort of venues that are particularly theatrical where the acoustics just goes absolutely mental and crazy and it's wonderful absolutely wonderful that's no good for pop music um but i thought today you know when i do my cello when i record my cello for one of my pop songs well the not really pop songs are they dance one of my dance tracks um i'm cutting out all of that stuff but if i use the electronic cello on logic pro it doesn't compare so it's kind of finding that happy medium really i think um but i thought today you know peop you know i can play this thing and what i'll do is i'll just do individual notes but i'll say let's say i'm doing um a c i'll do all the octaves and i'll do a vibrato c um i'll change the intonation up and down and they'll be available also on pond5 probably next week now anyway today i've done this track okay and it's um it's called rise and it's one of my robotic pieces so i use a lot of ai and uh fake vocals um sampled vocals mostly um but what i've done is i've done a version i think i'll do this for all my tracks a version with the vocals and a version without the vocals because if you're making a movie and you really like my music because it's fantastic but you don't like the very distinctive robots which are very much part of my storybook immersion and that would be difficult to use those because they're you know they're wrapped up in the personality of the book the music itself would be a really really good thing for you possibly so i'm putting up two versions so this is the the one i'm going to play is the version with the vocals but i'm also putting up in a minute actually onto the pond5 platform the version without the vocals and i'll be doing that for all my tracks as well because i still got all the tracks handy um so and i think that's you know that's a much better idea for people who you know a vocal is quite often too much for um certainly for an advertisement for uh a film a film score your own story the music would work but as soon as you put words and lyrics in you know it's just got a whole different vibe hasn't it um so that's on pond5 so if you pop into pond5 and you can subscribe and you can it's a really good deal and basically you're buying off the peg music um that you buy a license to use for all your commercial projects i bought i remember i was doing a little video with mom and i having a conversation i called it the mothership and i actually bought a scene that somebody had done it was absolutely amazing with the the globe the planet earth um in the galaxy and all these stars and then this wonderful spaceship this came around the corner and it was only i think it was 13 and when you think that to get to the stage where i would have been able to make that animation i'd have to train for 10 years probably and and you know with all the software updates and everything and then i'd have to have paid for all of my training or i would have had to have paid um somebody a freelancer to do that and they would have probably charged me about five grand so this idea that you can you know go to pond5 and and buy a license to use the thing is it's not an exclusivity license so other people can buy it too but there are billions and billions of people in the world and that really doesn't matter and i think it's a really good idea for waste as well not you know not wasting stuff um so the the other thing is quite interestingly actually i i've got loads and loads of um material across different media mediums as we say in the art world and so i've got uh you know digital um films digital i've got gifs i've got photography i've got actual artworks watercolors you know did it the list is sort of endless um so as i'm trying to collate everything and and put it into different parts of the internet where they're most suited to the there are so there is quite a bit of footage that pond5 have accepted how cool is that so i'm going to be putting up um this sort of more tame stuff i suppose goes on pond5 and then the more raunchy stuff goes on my only fans because um you know when i was the artiste the dominant artiste as it was a performance artist who dressed as a dominatrix and did all these crazy things in galleries and stuff and a lot of the photography is just too according to google it's too obscene to be shown in in spaces where children can um you know or not even children actually just people who be offended so my commitment to for the freedom of um speech for artists has it's infuriated me this concept that google is in in control of what art people look at it's absolutely infuriated me and finally enough with this single i released it on apple etc the other day and the original cover was a shoe with an ak-47 as the heel and it was flagged up as um explicit i think i think that was the word they used uh so i was either going to have to mark it as explicit which it wasn't at all you're here now it's there's no except rise and i thought do they not like that word or eyes is that is that maybe the problem and it wasn't it was just the cover so i've changed the cover so you might see around you know two different covers of this uh anyway i'll put the new cover actually on um on the cover of this podcast and then you'll be able to find it so i'm just going to play the one with the with the lyric at the moment um and then as i say if you pop over to pond5 or my blog i've set up all these blogs it's really exciting and you can just you know go to the blogs so if you put in telltale club hopefully in a few weeks when we get going on it because i've had to close down one website and sort of move it sideways and if you go to the any of the blogs telltale cup blogs you'll find you just click of a button you'll be on my pond5 account um and or page i should say my my sort of profile you know and you'll be able to see what i'm putting up so still getting a bit organized because i've got thousands and thousands of audios to update most of them are ringtones and sound bites and samples and loops now the other thing that i've done this week which is sort of exciting um i was making all these ringtones for the show the podcast show and i get thousands at least a thousand dollars a day which is you know no mean feat if you ask me we haven't even been going a year yet um but i thought you know the where who's nobody's buying them because it's you know the business model is that people here they can download and i make money on the advertising but this thousand downloads a day i'm not really generating very much advertising revenue at all so i was sort of looking around at opportunities and apple do a ringtones catalogue so i'm going to upload my thousand ringtones over the coming it'll take me two years probably i mean three three years if i did one a day i mean that's how it works i'm one a day i i only want to do one a day now because you can find with the internet and working in this way you know with um small small um streaming possibilities small money making possibilities you know you can find that actually if you sit there for a week as if you're in some sort of factory you know and and 12 15 hours a day just uploading uploading it doesn't really make any difference the only difference is your whole catalog will be up there much quicker and what's the hurry you know we're in a recession um i don't think any of us are going to have much money so i thought well i'll just do one a day so you can now get my ringtones on apple if you've got an iphone which uh is a bit annoying but you know you you just go where the market is don't you and there's there's i don't have any say in that really um but so you can get all of my ringtones on the podcast now you can get daily ringtones on my apple for the iphone ringtones portfolio and you can get all my songs and the ringtones as well on pond5 so those are my sort of three main things and then anything raunchy visually anything with a nipple for example in the name of art obviously darlings it's all art it's always art don't ever think that just because i'm on only fans it's some kind of you know salacious pornographic um element though there isn't look you can't i mean i know men who get off on a on a bra catalogue so you you can't you can't actually dictate who the viewer is or who the client is however everything that i've ever done is in the name of art so if you see my nipples um you'll you know you should remember really that i'm an artist and i wasn't there