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1:02

Previously, our adventurers were aboard

1:04

the Groteth Express with Inspector

1:06

Weezer, but jocked through any

1:08

previous plans out the window!

1:11

The party gave chase to

1:13

the fast feline and wandered

1:15

into some weird woods. After

1:18

some mystifying experiences in the

1:20

mist, they finally found their

1:23

furry friend and stumbled into

1:25

one headless horseman. Latch

1:27

onto a libation, let's leap into

1:29

our lore! Oh,

1:36

spooky! So many woo's

1:39

and wah's! Wow, that's called acting! Oh,

1:42

I can't! Hello everyone, I'm Gustavo Estrella, the

1:44

Dungeon Master of our future party! I'm gonna hit our four

1:46

players with an arrow! Yeah!

1:50

Bring it! This week's roleplay and warm-up question

1:52

is, what's your character's personality

1:54

type? Bonus points if you

1:56

take an online personality quiz while roleplaying

1:58

as your character! I took it

2:01

you did it. I took it right before this. Oh,

2:03

did you yeah? What did it come out? Played

2:09

by I'm

2:14

a female half elf vampire barbarian.

2:16

No, I need you to speak in that

2:18

voice for every time Barbara's talking Welcome to

2:20

dungeon and dragon Smart

2:25

dice rolls in there. I took my

2:27

personality test. I mean Personality

2:29

test she used the computer for the first time

2:32

It was weird technology. It's like a

2:34

weird sending stone of some type Yeah There's

2:36

a lot of really weird questions Like do

2:39

you care about your friends and you care

2:41

about what people think of you and

2:43

all these things that I've never really been Asked before very

2:46

strange. Anyways, I'm a type four Type

2:50

four? That's my enneagram

2:53

It's type four the individualist Oh,

2:55

okay, that sounds right And so you know

2:57

it says sensitive introspective

3:00

type Little dramatic little

3:02

self-absorbed, which I find

3:04

a little bit insulting for

3:06

the aftermath Also, just little Little,

3:09

yes, obviously I figured you'd be more

3:12

like an O positive or All

3:15

types of blood

3:17

I'm like a Mixology

3:19

class in there

3:21

Type four the individualist. I'm taking

3:24

a note. Hmm interesting Hmm.

3:27

It was very I will say Peek

3:29

and behind the curtain very interesting to

3:32

take a personality quiz as a

3:34

different character Lying the whole time.

3:37

I know like what would Elga say

3:39

to this? What would she do in this situation? Yeah. Oh Barney

3:44

I once read that someone described computer

3:46

processors as rocks that we etched

3:48

magic runes into and tricked into thinking. Oh, no.

3:50

Yeah I

3:57

was like, oh, that's a a

4:00

weird way to think of it actually kind

4:02

of true though minerals and metals right yeah

4:04

uh anyway who's up next oh yeah

4:07

i'll go this is me push my way

4:10

through to the crowd all the mic i

4:12

like that song hey there it's japanese played

4:14

by blaine gibson uh and i i took

4:17

one of them uh personality thing of abs

4:19

and i got uh in fudge

4:22

in fudge oh you got

4:24

the letter thingy yeah what's

4:26

that oh in fj did

4:29

you forget what that last letter was it took me a

4:31

second there was a

4:33

pause uh uh it's uh what

4:36

does that stand for that there

4:38

is uh i don't know a

4:40

protagonist a person that is extroverted

4:42

intuitive feeling and judging personality traits

4:44

these more forthright types love helping

4:46

others and they tend to have

4:48

strong ideas and values they

4:50

back their perspectives with the creative energy to achieve

4:53

their goals that's actually pretty accurate i i was

4:55

like i didn't take the test but i was

4:57

looking through and i was like this one

4:59

rings the most chip i guess i probably

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could have just done that huh no no

5:03

you you committed i appreciate that i mean

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i took the test inspiration time i

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think you already have one do we not

5:10

i think you do oh good well i

5:12

didn't take the test

5:14

teacher he didn't do

5:16

his test who's up

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next me i'm

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john i'm i'm john

5:23

john i play

5:25

mettee conficis who is an air

5:27

cockrin ghost monk i tried

5:29

to take a personality test once but

5:31

uh when i submitted my results the

5:33

whole machine broke i

5:36

don't think there's there's technology that can

5:38

uh categorize mettee at this point you're

5:40

so mysterious yes yes and the

5:42

person giving the test also gave me 20 i don't know what was going

5:45

on uh

5:48

but as far as the personality i

5:50

consider myself quite the independent person um

5:53

who takes a while uh warming up to

5:55

people but once i do uh i i

5:57

am committed to them for eternity Do

6:00

we not? I've got a long time. Yeah,

6:02

that's a real long time. I'm gonna keep me too. Maybe you're an

6:04

individualist like me. Maybe we'll play number four together. You're not here for

6:06

a good time. You're here for a long time. We're

6:10

both gonna play fetch. Hi, I'm Chris Damaris and I

6:12

play Barney. See you later. Bye. Bye.

6:15

Bye. Bye. Bye.

6:18

Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

6:22

Bye. Bye. Bye.

6:24

Bye. Bye. Bye.

6:28

Bye. Hi, I'm Barney, the

6:30

human cleric, and Myers-Briggs.

6:35

I knew Myers-Briggs. I knew Myers-Briggs. I knew

6:38

Myers-Briggs. Now, he's a

6:40

fantastic singing voice. Yes, he's saying

6:43

like an angel. Saying

6:45

like an angel. And I would go up to

6:47

him and I'd say, hey, I

6:49

want to have a little get together. Would

6:53

you be free to have? They're always hard

6:55

to schedule. Everyone always loves

6:57

Myers-Briggs. They're great people. This

7:00

is one person? Myers and Briggs. The

7:03

duo. The duo. Yes. Did

7:05

they write a bunch of musicals? Today.

7:08

Today? What

7:11

are you thinking of? You know,

7:13

Myers and Briggs. They did the Pirates of Penzance.

7:16

Yep. I hear Michael laughing. I know

7:18

it's not true. Whatever you're doing. They

7:21

were good friends with Mary Min Webster. Yes. Yes.

7:25

Oh, we are good friends with them. Lovely,

7:28

lovely chaps. Much nicer than Roget. What is

7:30

happening? I just love the blake. Like,

7:33

like the absolute absence of sound.

7:43

Four people listening to this podcast are going to laugh. This

7:45

is for those four people. Yeah. The

7:47

four people who are laughing in this room. I've

7:51

always said that my jokes aren't for everybody. They're for

7:53

like five people out there. Yay. And

7:55

that's all that matters. As long as you make one person laugh. Yeah.

7:58

Do a good job. If Gus made you laugh, please let us know. know

8:00

on socials that's stinky dragon pods yeah what's

8:03

your favorite song by Myers Briggs song

8:12

is Mattid I think you a slack I don't

8:14

know if you got it Blaine you do not

8:16

have a inspiration die in your character sheet I

8:18

think you're supposed to have one I think you

8:20

might have used it during our extra life you're

8:22

right I added it sorry to interrupt but shout

8:24

out to everyone who came and watched us and

8:26

donated for a good cause on extra

8:29

life yeah that was madness I don't know if

8:31

it'll be up on the on the website my

8:39

god right up a whole module for us to do a

8:41

big one-shot and Gus barely got through I think the first

8:43

page we just kept having to

8:45

stop for donations which was an incredible thing because

8:47

it's all for the kids but there's a lot

8:49

of chaos there's a lot of fun yeah but

8:51

very curious to know more details of what sorry

8:53

I mean it's a

8:55

good reminder thank you very much everyone what's

8:57

going on in the story let's move on

9:00

with the show yes please yeah speaking of

9:02

Mattis jock begins viewing

9:04

incessantly and a faint galloping

9:06

silhouette quickly approaches a

9:08

shadowy steed swiftly stops just over the

9:10

hole a wispy

9:12

rider sits atop the stallion wearing

9:14

a double-breasted gray coat with a

9:16

blazing jack-o-lantern forehead oh

9:19

deadless horseman like bonjour

9:21

it would seem you nearly

9:23

made a great mistake but

9:26

perhaps you were on the

9:28

aunt for your own demise

9:32

no matter allow me to

9:34

be your host in the city

9:36

of ghosts me and

9:38

you and welcome to oh

9:47

let it be a very is

9:49

that elga no that's my

9:51

brother he doesn't the

9:53

pleasant reason out of the way are you

9:56

in league with the common enforcement

10:00

unsheathed a sword licking with grey flames and

10:02

wolfing in your face. We all heard enforcement

10:04

unsheathed! Speak

10:10

quickly strangers, oh my sword,

10:12

flames vent almost sliced you

10:15

and your scores revenge! Oh

10:18

you asked for part of the coven? The

10:20

coven. Is that a good thing or a bad

10:22

thing? I hit my head very badly before so I'm

10:24

just, my memories a little hazy. She did jump

10:27

off a train and hit the ground rather hard.

10:29

Yeah you see I have, I'm full

10:31

of blood from all the accidents

10:34

we experienced. You're full of blood?

10:36

We are not as part of the coven. Elga

10:39

spills a bit of her sippy cup of precipitation

10:41

on her. Oh no. Make

10:43

a persuasion check for me uh,

10:46

Matid. Should have loved that to

10:48

me there Matid, I don't know how your persuasion is.

10:51

That's intense, I'm gonna roll again. Excuse

10:54

me uh, inspiration die? No I'm just

10:56

gonna roll again. Uh, yes I am,

10:58

I am. Uh, 16. Oh,

11:01

the horseman doesn't seem quite as threatening

11:03

to you, Matid, but he is still

11:05

looking at Elga who apparently has spilled

11:07

blood all over herself if I'm understanding

11:09

what happened correctly. Hey, make

11:11

me a doctor! Barbara

11:14

is literally doing like the side eye look

11:16

around to see if anybody's buying even what

11:18

she's saying. Hmmm,

11:20

sounds like a coven ploy to

11:23

me. No I'm just a

11:25

tiny child who has injured herself. Do

11:27

you have no heart? Sir?

11:31

He ain't got no head, that's for sure. Ha

11:33

ha ha, hey there Chip Haney, pleasure to meet

11:35

ya. Before we

11:37

get to Chip I want a deception check out of

11:39

Elga's fellow. Oh man, okay. The way

11:42

you, I could describe the way Chip Haney talks, it's

11:45

the audible version of a power walk.

11:47

Oh I like that. It's a little, the

11:50

sway in the hips, the horseman sidles his

11:52

horse up a little closer to you, Elga.

11:55

You are a hag in disguise.

12:00

You And

12:03

then I get a chip what's just gonna say

12:05

something oh, yeah, he's like hey, we're all

12:07

friends here We just got off the train and

12:10

we're a little lost That's

12:13

a beautiful steed you got there.

12:15

Hey, hey there champ. Can

12:17

I can I go pet the horse? This

12:20

is gonna be chips first animal handling check. Oh,

12:22

it might be yeah make an animal handling check

12:24

Why not is not my strongest? Well, you're trying

12:26

to touch an animal in Literally

12:28

trying to handle an animal. Oh, that's not bad. That's

12:30

an 18 the Horseman

12:34

seems like he's uh, he's gonna get very

12:36

angry, but the horse is receptive to you

12:39

approaching it Hey, hey, hey any confirmed

12:41

horse girl. Yes. Hey, they're beautiful beasts.

12:43

What's your how you doing? Hey, come

12:47

Here, what kind of what kind of horse do you think it is

12:49

chip? Big big horse. What

12:52

about Barney is Barney wanna interject or do anything

12:54

or is he staying quiet there? I

12:59

Cast can cast zone of truth and then

13:01

we will all be truthful Yes

13:05

Yeah, yeah, it's like a persuasion check why not

13:08

if you've ever seen meet the

13:10

parents It's something called circle of

13:12

trust or whatever. We could do that

13:14

Essentially is what Barney's saying 14

13:16

the horseman, you know seems to relax

13:18

a little bit at the suggestion And

13:21

it seems like he's about to speak when

13:23

all of a sudden you hear screams

13:25

the sound from afar Everyone

13:27

make a perception check. Are they like streams

13:29

of joy? What depends what the perception check

13:31

says 16 16 as well Oh 18 nice

13:33

10 Boom

13:39

you all hear screams in the distance at first

13:41

it seems difficult to

13:44

Like pin down horse coming from but after

13:46

a second you can make out the screams

13:49

and it sounds like maybe Some

13:51

kind of ruckus coming from the West and when

13:53

you look in that direction There

13:55

appear to be lofty walls in that

13:57

off to the West lofty

13:59

wall Yeah, it's like like city

14:02

defense walls or maybe yeah, huh?

14:05

The horseman's head has you know whipped around

14:08

is looking in that direction and says quickly

14:13

No Really

14:16

quick is very important what's your horses name? Gastelian

14:20

Gastelian no one Tried

14:23

like a stallion no one and

14:25

with that the horseman flies the

14:27

top of the quickly to the

14:29

west I give chase

14:33

Just running behind the horse. I guess we're all going

14:35

now. Yeah, and the team takes

14:38

flight. Let's say about 20 feet off the ground

14:41

Oh, this starts running with you all in

14:43

your flying. What about Barney Barney? Makes

14:46

up the rear make low rear. Yeah. Yeah,

14:48

I just kind of like I don't think he's in a hurry Okay,

14:53

well, I think he was cut off guard. So he's coming what

14:55

oh and then he and then he picked up the speech Can

14:58

we do the chipmunk special is it that

15:00

I get it pose while I run Special

15:04

it's where you pick me up and then you and

15:06

I T pose and we have our Superman and Lois

15:08

moment And then you drop me into combat. Well, why

15:10

is it the chip? Yeah, that's what I wanted to

15:13

know. I'm Shepaney Emotida the monk

15:18

We're for I didn't know we I couldn't

15:20

recall named it. Yeah someone from

15:22

the community I can't remember who but they're like chipmunk. That's

15:25

the pairing name. That is a that is a great name

15:36

Picks up Alvin

15:39

Simon, yeah Like

15:42

a chip and Dale thing is that who it

15:44

is like a rescue Rangers reference You

15:47

should call it rescue Rangers Yeah The

15:50

terrain is pretty difficult and the horsemen

15:52

took off so quickly Everyone

15:54

make a survival check to see if how you're all able

15:56

to keep up. Well, what about

15:58

the flying? You're drac? me across the

16:00

tree. That's a 22. You make it anyway just so

16:02

we know. That's a nine. Barney's

16:07

taking his time but he's being careful. Being

16:09

careful. Slow and steady. I'm uh Elgo rolled

16:11

an eight. Thirteen. Yeah

16:13

I think uh Matid you maybe briefly forget that

16:16

you're carrying Chip and you're dragging through some uh

16:18

some high branches. They're

16:21

coming down. Keep

16:24

posing a man's bragging.

16:26

Hey there, hold air, hey there. You're able

16:28

to keep up while safely

16:31

navigating the terrain and you know

16:33

the slippery frozen river and you

16:35

arrive outside of what appeared to

16:37

be some city walls. Okay.

16:39

What does the headless horseman do as

16:41

we approach the walls? He stops at

16:44

the top of the wall and asks,

16:46

do you need the rope? How did

16:48

the horse get up there? He flew.

16:50

Oh wow. The horse flew? Yeah. I

16:52

paid a sure he's majestic. Wow. Is

16:54

that the official name? Gestalian? Yeah. That's

16:56

so good. You can thank Michael for that. He's

16:59

kind of good at that. I think actually I

17:01

don't need the rope but you guys

17:03

need the rope. I don't need

17:05

the rope. I won't turn

17:07

down a rope. In fact

17:11

I'll turn up the rope. I don't

17:13

get it. I need to go up the rope.

17:16

Barney's getting turned. I'm going to use one

17:18

of my new abilities. Oh yeah.

17:21

Use my climbing. Oh yeah. So

17:23

I could, my climbing speed

17:26

is equal to my walking speed. So I assume

17:28

it's not more than 40 feet up. It's pretty

17:30

high. It's about, you know, since it like Chip

17:32

was alluding to earlier, presumably these are defensive walls.

17:34

So these walls are, if you had to take

17:37

a guess from where you are on the ground,

17:39

they're probably about 60 feet high. Okay.

17:41

But yeah, the horseman kicks down a

17:44

rope and then disappears over the wall.

17:46

Matite, what are you going to do?

17:48

I'll take the rogue up over the

17:50

wall. Chipmunk? Yeah. Yeah. Barney, do

17:53

you want to share this rope with me? Okay.

17:55

You can just hold on to me and I climb in for

17:57

the both of us. Yeah, okay. Okay.

18:00

So Elga just uses both her arms to climb

18:02

all parties. I seem holding on. And

18:04

what's you guys' name? Ernie

18:06

Matip. Yeah, Bat, Barbarian,

18:08

Bar-B-Elga. Bar-Bat. Bat-Bar.

18:12

Bar-Bell. Bar-Bell. What?

18:15

What? Bat-Old Man. Hey,

18:17

it's kind of like Yoda and Luke. Yeah.

18:21

I'm gonna be a Bat-B-Wall. You climb. From,

18:23

hey, Revan. So you have that new

18:25

ability, which allows you to climb. This

18:27

is a little bit out of your

18:30

range for that? Oh, I'm using the

18:32

rope. Oh, I was gonna say, so, you know, for

18:34

the last little bit, you will have to, you know,

18:36

like make an athletics check for it. Okay. But I

18:38

will let you roll with advantage because of your, your

18:40

new found. So roll in an athletics

18:43

check with advantage. Okay. So,

18:45

okay. I rolled 14 twice. Yeah,

18:48

we'll see. It's a little tricky. Maybe you're not

18:50

used to having the dead weight on your back. Wow.

18:54

Hey, he's old. He's not that old, no. That

18:56

track is false. A little free of life corpse.

18:58

But yeah, you're able to get up

19:00

to the top and, you know, feed yourself and

19:03

the old man up with you. And,

19:05

you know, all four of you get up there. And on

19:07

the other side of the wall is a sprawling city of

19:10

shivering streets, awasest wandering spirits and

19:12

buildings blanketed in mist. A

19:15

perfume of decadent decay and freshly dug

19:17

soil permeates the air while a bitter

19:19

wind whistles between alleys. The

19:21

whole city is washed out in dim

19:23

pale light from the overclassed clouds, barely

19:25

lit by a half sun or maybe

19:28

it's double moon. Everyone roll a

19:30

perception check again. See if I can find their

19:32

lose. 11, 12, 13,

19:34

21. I should have said 14.

19:38

It is the numbers. 14 plus, seven.

19:42

So 11, 12, 13, 21. Everyone

19:45

hears a chorus of blood curling cries and

19:47

calamity. And there's like a tumultuous sound that

19:49

appears to be coming from a few blocks

19:52

away near a tavern. Oh,

19:54

Perry. Hardest answer to the city.

19:58

Elga, you do know. us more

20:01

with your keen bat eyes. What?

20:04

Bat eyes. Bat eyes. Bat eyes. Bat

20:07

eyes. Bat ears. My keen

20:09

senses. I have echolocation and keen hearing.

20:13

I know but he said eyes. He said

20:15

eyes. He's tearing it into a

20:17

wall. Well that's why I have those little glasses.

20:20

Your keen bat ears. That's

20:23

the not like that I called him out on that.

20:26

Well Elga, we saw this and you didn't. So

20:30

Elga, you notice a few landmarks around the city. It

20:34

seems like the entire city is hedged in by this

20:36

wall that you had to climb. There's

20:38

a river to the far north that splits off a quarter of the

20:40

city. And at the heart

20:43

of the city appears to be a massive mausoleum.

20:45

And beyond the walls of the city are fields

20:47

and fields of tombstones and graves farther

20:49

than even your keen bat eyes can see. I

20:52

was right at John and I said that. He did. Do

20:55

you think the gravestones are just

20:57

people's homes here? Maybe. Like

21:00

maybe they just sink into the ground where

21:02

they go sleep, go night night. I don't know.

21:05

I do know that I really like the look of

21:07

the city. I bet you do. What's that big old

21:09

mausoleum there in the middle? Is it like a... I

21:11

don't know. Let me take a

21:13

look. Stare hard with your bat

21:15

eyes. Your great bat eyes. I'm

21:17

taking every... I'm turning this car

21:19

around. I'm going to

21:21

tell you exactly what it looks like, but don't

21:23

be alarmed if all of a sudden I sound

21:25

like an older male voice.

21:30

Here it is. It's a rather...

21:35

You guys are too good at this. It's a rather large building. It

21:38

seems like it's definitely, you know, the space between

21:40

it and all of the surrounding buildings right in

21:42

the center. You know, it's roughly

21:44

like a large square with the

21:47

walls pointing to the northeast, the southeast, the

21:49

southwest, and the northwest. It's like it's not

21:51

a long cardinal direction tilted a little bit,

21:53

almost like a diamond if you're looking at

21:55

it from above. So it's not the Eiffel

21:57

Tower? No, it is not the Eiffel Tower. Berries.

22:01

I don't know how like one for one we're making this city.

22:03

Yeah, I bet that smells the same though

22:09

Floating down the street all of you

22:11

spy local spirits crying out in terror

22:13

The screams are coming from which directions

22:16

you say like the West or something.

22:18

It seems like Everywhere, but

22:20

it's more as a ruckus at like a

22:22

tavern. Correct It's more concentrated around a tavern

22:24

which is just a little further west into

22:26

the city from where you are at the

22:28

tavern What spirits are crying out? Is it

22:31

like whiskey? It's

22:44

my favorite do I know if these

22:48

screams if this is just like their normal

22:50

talk like if this is like The

22:53

thing that they do in this land. Yeah, make a production

22:56

local parlance. Yeah, this is like

22:58

how they you know, ah, yes, I go to

23:00

the bottom of this with my two Yeah,

23:04

you have no idea what anyone's saying you can't make out

23:06

any of the words Your

23:11

people ish maybe where you're from

23:13

what you mean by that I

23:15

don't actually know Oh

23:25

my god, I look I just

23:27

jumped off the wall Yeah,

23:40

and you guys sound kind of like each other

23:42

like are you saying I scream all the time

23:45

no Thing

23:47

that my teeth a ghost I

23:52

Need cast in serial phase and put

23:54

their hands straight through Barney Do

24:00

you recognize anything from this

24:03

or do you think we should go

24:05

down there as a dangerous? I don't know if I've ever

24:07

visited parish before I would imagine if

24:09

I'd been here I'd remember this wonderful

24:11

place. This is fantastic But

24:14

I am very curious what is happening is that happen

24:16

if we want to go and investigate I'd be down

24:18

for that I think we should okay real quick is

24:20

there like Memory loss with

24:22

Mattid and in their their past life

24:24

or anything like that I made it

24:27

clear that Matti doesn't quite remember how

24:29

they died Okay, very least but we

24:31

got a fair amount of memory of like

24:33

their past You know not past life, but

24:35

the past of them themselves Not

24:38

full Barney just doesn't remember how

24:40

they died Tavern

24:45

I pick up chip is there a rope down as

24:48

well? No But you can pick up the one

24:50

that the headless horsemen, you know left on the outside for

24:52

you and then just you know Turn it and let it

24:54

down on the inside and go down 60

24:56

feet of roast gonna be heavy battle roll so

24:58

mine is great exercise Yeah, yeah good for your

25:00

back and shoulders. I'll just flip it over like

25:02

it's a piece of floss Yes, that's no problem

25:04

at all for mighty Elsa and then Elba does

25:07

the floss You'll

25:14

get down to the street level and a

25:16

random citizen runs up to you Barney

25:18

and grabs you Oh Help

25:22

me Okay, someone

25:24

asked me a question and I

25:26

don't know the answer. I don't

25:28

know it either. I Turn

25:30

to the others We

25:33

don't know the answer to the question now

25:35

everybody calm down So

25:39

a ghost bought a house and it

25:41

has all the usual rooms Except

25:44

for one. Oh, no one does

25:46

it not have a

25:50

ghost what the hell a

25:52

booooom a booooom

25:54

Boo room? Doesn't

25:58

sound familiar John,

26:03

do you understand earlier my teeth? My

26:07

head is in my hands because I immediately

26:09

smelled bad puns and jokes in

26:11

my head. Well,

26:13

it's a little stinky in here. Yeah. See?

26:17

You're having the same problem

26:19

I'm having. We'll

26:22

figure it out eventually, Dr. Murray.

26:24

A laundry? Do

26:27

you know why ghosts are such

26:29

bad liars? Because you can see

26:31

Red Ruben. Whoa.

26:34

That's it? Yay.

26:37

I feel so relieved. But

26:41

what room do they not have in their

26:43

house? A

26:45

bathroom. A

26:48

man cave. Living room.

26:51

Whoa. That's it. Oh.

26:54

Oh my God. Thank you. You've

26:56

really helped me. Oh,

26:59

Itchy's not going to forget what

27:01

a solid you've done for me

27:03

today. Itchy? Yeah. His

27:05

name's Cappany. Well, yeah. Don't throw

27:08

that handshake. Ah. Pleasure

27:10

to meet you. Hey,

27:12

here's another one. You hear

27:14

me? You feel me. You

27:17

know that I'm there. But

27:19

you'll never find me. What

27:22

am I? I don't know your name.

27:24

I'm sorry. Itchy. Good to

27:26

meet you. Oh, Itchy. I like

27:29

your friend Scratchy. You'll

27:31

feel me. You'll

27:34

hear me. You can itch. An itch? What?

27:38

No, no, no, no. I'm Itchy. You'll

27:41

find me. I'm right here. You

27:44

feel me? Everybody? Did he just say

27:47

the answer is Itchy, wasn't

27:49

it? No, it isn't him. No,

27:52

it isn't him. Oh, I think that's a win. Oh,

27:54

that's it. I do not like

27:57

them getting these.

28:00

You're so smart! Oh,

28:02

you're gonna help me with- I can find the wind!

28:06

Oh, you can? He

28:08

breaks it all the time. You

28:12

can't see me, and if you

28:14

say my name, I will disappear.

28:17

What am I? But

28:19

if we can't see you, aren't you ready to be here? See?

28:22

I've been itching my head

28:25

all morning, trying to figure

28:27

this one out. Do

28:30

you have scratches as a girl? Hahaha! Chip,

28:34

apples? Um... We're

28:37

all just in a group huddle all this time. This

28:39

is like right outside. Do we need to like pay

28:41

you or something? Or is this like a- Oh

28:43

no! These answers are all

28:45

that I need! They've been

28:48

driving me crazy, trying to figure

28:50

them out. Ah, I can't. Ah,

28:52

I feel ya. How about

28:54

this one? The more

28:57

you take away, the bigger I

28:59

get! Uh, yeah, whole?

29:02

Yeah. Hmm... Maybe

29:04

a specific kind of whole?

29:08

A green... Oh! That's

29:10

it! Yeah!

29:14

You all don't sound very excited

29:16

about this! No, no, no! It's

29:18

so exciting! My jokes! I love

29:21

red holes! Oh no! These

29:24

aren't jokes! These are life

29:26

or untest questions! What? Yes.

29:29

What? Actually, have you described what itchy... Itchy's

29:32

like a just a... Yeah, what is it? A ethereal being. Yeah,

29:35

it's like an incorporeal being, I think would be like

29:38

a technical D&D explanation

29:40

for it. But yeah, like a ghost-like

29:42

creature. Okay. What? And is

29:44

it like humanoid? Yeah, vaguely. You know, it's got,

29:46

you know, two arms, two legs. You know, seems

29:49

to be holding itself in an upright posture. Why

29:51

are you plagued with so many questions? My

29:53

boss is going to kill me if I don't figure

29:55

these out. Who is your boss? Oh, my boss? I

30:00

passed this posture. Oh,

30:02

definitely child. What? Say

30:04

my name, say my name, when no

30:06

one is around you. Baby, I love

30:09

you. I'm leaving, that's it. Sorry.

30:12

Why is Patrick requiring you to leave the

30:14

town of a dorm? My back's

30:17

down, so sorry. Why

30:20

is Patrick requiring you to have so many

30:22

questions? I gotta have them on his desk

30:24

by 5 PM. What

30:27

sort of job is it? Riddle

30:29

answering. Is that the

30:31

essence? It's a pretty big industry.

30:34

People come to Paris from all around.

30:36

Do you have like benefits?

30:39

Like what's the salary like?

30:41

Oh, it's competitive, you know.

30:44

Oh yeah? We've got health care

30:46

to die for. Is the answer

30:48

silent? Oh yes, that's it.

30:51

Okay. Thank you so much.

30:53

You're sure, are you sure

30:55

you wanted Destiny's Child? Are

30:58

you sure? As you begin floating off, muttering

31:00

to yourself. Oh, did I pray this, Barret?

31:02

Please, the wind will graze. Living

31:05

room, you can't receive through them.

31:07

Bye. Mathese's gonna roll initiative, because Mathese's ready

31:09

to fight whoever comes up and does that again. Someone

31:13

else running by. Stop me. Oh, help, I can

31:15

use help. Help me. I'm on it, what

31:17

do you need? I can't remember my

31:19

name. Oh. Oh no.

31:22

We couldn't deal with you, remember? Parish.

31:25

That's okay. How about Paris?

31:28

Paris? That's a good name, I think that's it.

31:31

Do you have any items

31:33

on your body or person? Body.

31:36

Like an idea, or like a. It looks

31:38

around. Well, do you

31:40

have anything? Any possessions? Possessions.

31:43

I don't mean that as in you're possessing

31:46

people. Oh no, no, no, no, no, that's

31:48

not me. Some people are into that. Is

31:50

there anyone around that you know, that

31:53

you recognize? I recognize you. Oh,

31:55

no you don't. No, I don't. No,

31:57

I don't. No. You recognize Elga?

31:59

We met, right? What's right now? That's true,

32:02

yeah, very good. Good to meet you. I

32:05

would introduce myself, but I can't remember my name. Is

32:07

the headless horseman with us? No, he

32:09

is fluff-headed off towards the tavern. Why

32:11

don't I introduce you to this song by a

32:13

band called Destiny's Child? The

32:18

random passerby wanders off, muttering

32:20

to himself. What

32:23

was it? Lucas? Oh,

32:25

that's not it. He'd

32:27

recognize this creature. Make a wisdom check. Oh,

32:30

and a wisdom check your butt. This place

32:32

is so sad. There's just people that are

32:34

just... Are you gonna have to be remembering these answers? Nat

32:36

2023. Wow. This

32:39

person does not look familiar at all to you. You

32:42

have never seen this entity in your

32:44

life before. Does it seem like there's

32:46

something magical going on with memory loss,

32:49

or does it just seem like normal

32:51

kind of day-to-day in Parrish? Yeah,

32:53

like looking around. Is everyone

32:57

manically moving around in the same way of these people, or

32:59

are these just two randos? Both

33:01

of you, Barney and Matid, make perception checks. Sixteen. That's

33:04

a four. Matid, you can't

33:06

really make out what's going on one way or another. The

33:08

streets are just so chaotic. Barney, on the other hand,

33:10

you can tell that people seem to be panicking for

33:13

a myriad of reasons. Some people seem to be

33:16

panicking because of what's happening outside the tavern. Some

33:19

people seem like they're preoccupied with other things. It's just

33:21

kind of a mishmash all around. Did we make it

33:23

to the tavern? Yeah, what is happening? You all are

33:25

on the streets. You all just got down from the

33:28

bottom of the wall. So can we see tavern? Yeah,

33:30

it's not terribly far from where you are. You

33:32

all want to start making your way in that direction? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

33:36

You all continue on your way down the street just a

33:38

little to the west over in the

33:40

direction of the tavern. And

33:42

as you get closer, you hear

33:44

like a boom, boom. You jump outside

33:47

of a stone tavern. There's a fearsome

33:49

frost giant wildly swinging an ice pickaxe

33:51

in one hand, ripping a young lady

33:53

into the other hand. Oh. Ugh.

33:57

You do believe in the undead. Only

34:01

the pale blue giant strikes

34:03

the cobblestone courtyard with a thundering. The

34:06

frosty prick pierces the stony ground, turning

34:08

it to ice, and then with one

34:10

swift swing, he sees the gravel into

34:13

the air, aiming it straight at a

34:15

child nearby. Louis! Baby! Let's calm down!

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the outside in. I

43:55

assume Lewis is the giant. You

43:57

presume so, presume like he's talking about himself in the

43:59

third. No, it was the third person. He's

44:02

like talking about his mom. There's

44:05

no beating you guys' initiatives, so I'm just gonna

44:07

stick with my four. My Dex is

44:09

18, Christopher. My dexterity is 15.

44:13

Okay. Okay, so surveying the situation, Matid,

44:15

you are first to jump into action

44:17

after Matid is Barney. So,

44:20

Lewis has lobbed a

44:22

bunch of icy debris? Yeah,

44:25

like gravel and cobblestone, stuff that he's

44:27

broken up from the courtyard. And it's

44:29

heading towards people or is

44:32

straight out of child? But what's the

44:34

child? An incorporeal citizen of Parrish? Look,

44:36

what do you mean? Yeah, so like...

44:38

Like, are all the citizens in Parrish

44:41

incorporeal? It seems overwhelmingly so.

44:44

Okay. They're all undead. Can Matid put

44:47

themselves between the debris and the child?

44:49

Ooh, like a flash. Matid's heroism takes

44:51

over. Yeah, you can try that. And

44:54

can I use my deflect missiles ability? Oh,

44:56

why not? Sure. I can deflect

44:58

missiles. So I basically, I reduce

45:00

the damage by 1d10 plus my dex

45:03

modifier plus my monk level. And

45:05

if I reduce the damage to zero,

45:07

I can catch the missile and I

45:09

can spend a key point to make

45:11

a ranged attack with the ammunition. Sure,

45:14

why not? So go ahead and roll a

45:16

d10 and add your dex modifier and monk

45:18

level to it. Then that's four

45:21

plus dex modifier is four plus my

45:23

level is six. So that's 14. 14,

45:26

yeah. And you're able to

45:28

reduce it to zero. So the gravel and small

45:30

stones are flying at the child. Matid

45:32

flies over very quickly, interjects themselves between

45:34

the incoming debris and the child and

45:37

catches it. And then I can spend

45:39

a key point and I can make

45:41

a ranged attack. I make

45:43

it with proficiency. Yeah. Yeah. What

45:46

does that mean if I make it with proficiency? It treats

45:48

it like a weapon you're proficient with as opposed to a

45:50

weapon you're not proficient with. So

45:52

you can add your proficiency bonus to it and treat it

45:54

like any other weapon that you would normally have access to

45:56

to attack with. Okay. Could I then just

45:58

basically treat this like my sling of sandstorm? I'm like,

46:00

I know you want to. Do

46:09

the intro. Yes, you can as long as

46:11

it doesn't add any like

46:14

two hit modifiers or bonus damage

46:16

to it. And yeah, your sling

46:18

of stands firms does. So then what do I

46:20

need to roll? So you would roll a d20 and add

46:22

a seven to it if it's a weapon you're proficient. Okay,

46:24

okay, gotcha. That's what all my other stuff is. That

46:29

hits. What do I roll for the damage? The

46:31

damage roll is the original weapon

46:34

damage dice or martial arts monk

46:36

weapon damage dice plus dexterity or

46:38

strength. So in this case, we're

46:40

going to do the original weapon

46:42

damage die plus since it's range,

46:44

we'll say plus your dexterity modifier

46:47

plus four. So then it's normally a

46:49

d10 damage. So roll a d10 and

46:52

add four. Nine total. Too

46:54

shabby. Just like that action

46:57

movie trope where you throw yourself in front of it in

46:59

front of the incoming rocks and you know, it looks like

47:01

it hits you and you spin around midair

47:03

and then just like redirect the energy right back

47:05

where it came from. But it is very elegant

47:07

because the team moves like a dancer. Yes.

47:10

Hitting the frost giant for nine

47:13

points of bludgeoning depth. The frost

47:15

giant roars angrily. Can

47:18

we tell if it's like susceptible to anything? Fire.

47:21

On your turn, I'll let you make a

47:23

roll to figure that out. So then if I

47:26

if that was a it counts as my

47:28

reaction, what does that leave me left to do

47:30

in my turn? You still have all of

47:32

your regular actions. Okay. And bonus. Okay.

47:35

That's what I thought. I just don't have a reaction until my next

47:37

turn. Correct. And so you cannot take an attack

47:39

of opportunity, for example, because that's a reaction. I think I will

47:41

anyways, if I want to. No, no. What

47:44

about down, John? I'll

47:47

go in for a unarmed strike. I'll

47:50

go into attack and I

47:52

actually want to spend a key

47:54

point and do make it

47:57

a stunning attack strike. So.

47:59

Do I roll to see if I make the attack

48:01

first before you see if it's done? Correct. Because

48:04

the attack needs to connect and actually

48:06

hit before it can proc any ability.

48:08

Okay. I'm going to do it actually, I'm

48:10

going to do it with, I'm not an unarmed strike, I'm going to

48:12

do it with my spear of the superior baker. Okay. Because

48:15

it has a higher... I love the name of that weapon. That

48:18

does not hit. I'm going to do it again. Man, 14. No,

48:21

that hits. Okay, nice. Then

48:23

that's a stun strike, so it's a con

48:25

saving throw of 14 or else they're stunned.

48:29

And saving throw... What a plus four. If

48:32

it matches... It makes it, yeah. Okay. Well,

48:35

it still takes damage. Okay. Chikilo

48:37

damage. You baddie. And...

48:41

You can think of the saving throw number as like the

48:43

target you need to hit. 10 points of damage, got it.

48:45

10 points of damage. And

48:48

I'll just do another unarmed strike.

48:50

Okay. Wait, can I do a flurry of blows? It

48:53

means after you attack an action on your turn, you can

48:55

spend one key point to make two unarmed strikes as a

48:57

bonus action. Yep. And then

48:59

it's going to be like, oh, that's a 25. You

49:02

going to take damage. 25, yep, that hits. Believe

49:05

it or not. It does not make that this is

49:07

attacking creatures that are similar to Matid. Is

49:09

that correct? Five points of damage

49:11

from your flurry of blows. Oh,

49:13

that's not going to hit. That's 11. That's

49:16

a five. Okay. Matid has done

49:18

15 things and has decided they're done. Matid

49:20

goes to sleep. Yeah,

49:23

Matid goes to sleep. Takes a long hours

49:25

down. All right. So

49:27

it's Barney after Barney is the frost giant and

49:29

then Elga. So looking at the frost

49:31

giant, can I get any sense of like,

49:34

if it's the frost giant,

49:36

like is evil or has ill intent

49:38

or is just confused? Like, is that

49:41

like an insight thing? Interesting. It did

49:43

have a bellowing retort at

49:45

the top of the interaction. I'm

49:48

not liking ghost. Roll for vibe check. Yeah.

49:52

Yeah. Making let's call it

49:54

a wisdom check. Barney wisdom.

49:57

It's not insight. Now,

50:00

insight's more like if someone's lying with you,

50:02

I'm thinking like you're drawing on your personal

50:04

experiences throughout your life to know, to see

50:06

what you know. Could you say that maybe

50:08

Chris perceives? What are we

50:11

laughing at? That's

50:14

a 10. Based on things

50:16

you know from your past, you

50:18

know that typically frost giants can

50:20

be considered to be evil beings.

50:24

Oh, that's a broadly, you know. He's

50:28

an old man. Listen, times were different when he

50:30

was young. Generalization

50:33

about frost giants. And from

50:35

my knowledge of frost giants, they're

50:37

not a celestial elemental fay or

50:39

a fiend. No. Just

50:42

curious. Just bear from this plane. No reason.

50:44

No reason at all. He's just being thorough.

50:46

He's just writing his entry to his journal.

50:49

Little girl, she's OK. What's she

50:51

doing? I'm OK. No. Thank

50:54

you for asking. Yeah, the one that Matid saved, yeah.

50:56

She begins running off away from danger. So she's out

50:58

of it. And that

51:00

little girl was also incorporeal, right? Yes.

51:02

OK. She's literally. Then

51:06

is a humanoid in the

51:08

sense that it's got like a head and

51:10

two arms and two legs. If you're

51:13

asking for like, if it's a

51:15

spell that affects humanoids, it's not

51:17

in that. No, it's like its

51:19

category is giant. OK,

51:22

sorry for all the questions. Just try. No, that's

51:24

helpful for me because I was putting something that

51:26

affected humanoids. I'm tired. I

51:29

learned a lot today. Homework.

51:32

All right. Well, then Barney

51:34

cast spirit guardian. I

51:38

call for spirits to protect me. And

51:41

they spin around and they go around 15

51:43

feet around me. They're spinning around, going crazy.

51:46

What do they look like? They look like

51:48

little Barney's. Oh, cute. Lots

51:51

of little Barney's. Got a

51:53

heart right here. And

51:55

I can designate any number of creatures that are

51:57

unaffected by it that I can see. And I'm

51:59

going to choose. my party, little girl,

52:01

and any other townspeople who seem chill.

52:04

Do you think the Ark of the Covenant had spirit guardian?

52:08

Just a bunch of geriatrics with

52:10

walkers going around, melting Nazis.

52:14

Little Indiana Jones reference there if you're not sure what that is. How

52:17

close am I to the giant? From where you all came

52:19

in, let's call it 15 feet. Okay,

52:22

well then yeah, so I get

52:25

one. No, no, no, no, no, they don't mess with

52:27

you. An effective creature's speed is in the area, and

52:29

when the creature enters the area the first time

52:31

or starts his turn in there, it must take

52:33

a wisdom saving throw on

52:35

a failed save. The creature takes 3d8

52:37

radiant damage. Oh, this is

52:40

the one that surrounds you. Yeah, yeah. And if they

52:42

are near you and you have this, they proc. On

52:44

a successful save, the creature takes half as much damage.

52:46

Okay. So I'm going to do that. And does it

52:48

take damage now? Is that since it just popped up?

52:51

There's a roll, right? I think it's on its turn.

52:53

What did it say in there? When the creature enters

52:55

the area for the first time on

52:57

a turn or starts his turn there. Yeah, so I

52:59

think it's on its turn. Okay, well, I'll

53:02

do that and chill. Yeah,

53:04

and I'm making a note here, but also remind me in

53:06

case I don't do it. Chris, you're about to do it

53:08

unless Barney has a bonus action. Barney, I do have a

53:10

bonus action. And

53:12

I was wondering when she was wondering,

53:14

I'm excited. Can

53:19

I like ready a bonus action like

53:21

you ready an action or does

53:23

it have to be used? Typically, it has to be

53:25

used like reading a bonus action. That would be like

53:27

a reaction. You know, like we said, attack of opportunity,

53:29

for example. Okay,

53:32

well, I'm going to go up to

53:34

this big ice dude so

53:37

that I'm within its attack of opportunity.

53:40

Barney licks the ice giant just to see.

53:43

Yeah, no, that's right. I went gum gum.

53:46

Just to be clear, because of the

53:48

way you phrase that, I want to make sure, you know, only

53:50

some actions can be taken as a reaction.

53:52

So if you're trying to plan to do

53:55

something that's listed as bonus action, that doesn't

53:57

work as a reaction. Unless it explicitly says

53:59

reaction. Definitely. Yeah, but I got a thing.

54:01

Okay, okay. I don't know what you're planning. I

54:03

don't know what you're doing, but I'm just throwing

54:05

that out there. And also helping chip out. The

54:07

sneak attack. Yeah, people are close to it. And

54:09

my teeth also close to him. If you got

54:11

up in melee range, I say, oh, no, don't

54:14

go so close. Oh, dear. Don't stand so close

54:16

to me. All right. And

54:18

I am done. All right. If the

54:20

frost giant turn in the frost giant needs to

54:22

make a save for spirit Guardian. That is a

54:24

DC 17 wisdom save. It looks

54:26

like. Yes. Let's see how wise it is.

54:29

Ooh, plus one. That's not good. So I need to roll

54:31

a 16 or better. I rolled a 17. So

54:36

that's the same. Okay. So half radiant

54:38

damage. Half radiant damage. So I rolled

54:40

eight. So it takes four points of

54:42

radiant damage. And its movement speed is

54:44

half. Ah, that's the most annoying part

54:46

of that spell. Skylake, when someone takes

54:48

a Polaroid picture of you and you're

54:50

not expecting it and they say, geez,

54:52

radiant damage. And

54:55

then you can't really see anything for a few minutes

54:57

because you have those little spots in your eyes.

54:59

Yeah, it's really like trouble. Radiant damage.

55:02

Serious. I don't show up in pictures.

55:06

In fact, I don't know why.

55:08

The frost giant roars in

55:11

anger. Yeah,

55:13

it's okay. Barney, you're up

55:16

there too, right? You see he got within melee range.

55:18

He's in his face. Yeah, he

55:20

doesn't like that. You've got those circling Barney

55:22

spirits all around you. It's

55:25

hurting it. It's like it's spicy and it's

55:27

slowing it down. So it's you

55:29

know, take its pickaxe and take the

55:32

swing at you Barney. Hitting

55:35

AC 11. Eight

55:38

misses. Barney have a higher low

55:40

armor class. It's pretty high because he has like

55:42

a play mail. Yeah, does that have plus nine?

55:44

Yeah, it does. The chain mail is what gives

55:46

you. Yeah, that's why I missed the damage. Yeah,

55:48

it's just higher than minor. And what's yours at?

55:50

I think it's an 18. Mine's economy higher. Both

55:52

18. No, I'm 17. I'm

55:55

17. I'm 17. Yeah, Clerics typically get beefy

55:57

armor. That's what I figured. My

55:59

HP isn't. That great the minds worse than

56:01

yours The

56:03

giant again roars in frustration

56:07

and anger You're

56:13

kind of egging it on so it throws some rocks

56:15

at you Again

56:19

AC 11 I

56:23

have a plus nine on both of those attacks

56:25

and I wrote a tube twice in a row

56:27

I like to imagine that the rocks come flying

56:29

at Barney But he's got like all

56:31

this plate armor on and stuff and he just

56:34

he doesn't dodge it That

56:39

very well could be what's happening on phase

56:41

just think it's okay. Oh,

56:43

it's raining try Elga

56:46

you're up followed by So

56:48

does it stay in it stay in the yeah, it

56:50

stays in the area where it is in the area

56:53

effect of the spirit card Alright, so

56:55

a D&D question what here now

56:57

I know in this economy

56:59

inappropriate So I have a potion

57:01

of growth. Does that? increase

57:04

any of like my Attacks

57:06

or strengths or like does it what's the

57:08

benefit of being bigger? I feel like a

57:11

strength modifier So a potion of growth is

57:13

the equivalent of like having enlarged person cast

57:15

upon you I'd like to think that Elga

57:17

thinks it's gonna make her into like a

57:19

full-grown woman But instead it's just a larger

57:21

person of a child So

57:25

it doubles your size in all dimensions and

57:27

increases your weight by eight and you go

57:29

from one size category to the next one

57:31

up Elga is medium. I believe is he

57:33

or is elga small? I think she's medium

57:35

I think I think technically you're medium, but

57:37

anyway you go the next size up regardless

57:40

Okay, which comes with like carrying capacity and

57:42

right so you get advantage on strength checks

57:44

and saving throws and your weapons also grow

57:46

to match your new size and You

57:49

deal an additional 1d4 of extra damage

57:51

with them And

57:56

Elga chugs the potion of growth that she

57:58

has in her inventory What

58:00

we don't see is Elga like mixes like a little bit of blood

58:02

from her sippy cup and then kind of like like a martini

58:05

like shaker She

58:09

definitely does that she also then takes a little

58:11

sip of her sippy cup. Yeah, I'm

58:13

not the blood that she spilled on herself Alright

58:21

so now I'm big yes Elga big

58:23

Wow You're

58:30

going down giant beast I don't know how

58:32

to do my voice but deeper She's just

58:34

barber sticking her lips out as far as

58:36

possible Oh my Elga How

58:40

far away am I from it? You can just talk

58:42

normal and Micah will pitch it down. Oh, yeah You're

58:44

still where everyone kind of came in and first everything

58:46

going on. So you're about 15 feet east. Okay I

58:49

am going to get up closer

58:51

to the beast to the

58:54

giant. I mean the beast has a name

58:56

Lewis Lewis I'm gonna get up close to

58:58

Lewis. I'll say like

59:00

out of Barney's Okay,

59:06

I'll get right up on him like five feet

59:08

off yep melee attack range He's that Elga is

59:10

right up on the giant and I

59:12

feel like this name of this acts is appropriate

59:14

to use right now I always my great acts

59:16

of gaining And

59:19

I will give it a slicey slice

59:27

It was a 14 a 14 does hit but

59:29

do you okay, so I don't need to add

59:32

anything No, okay, and that I've

59:34

got to rage with the potion be a bonus

59:36

action Well, I'll give you the potions

59:38

for free. So you know, then I'll say you

59:40

you rage Okay, if you if you wanted

59:43

to rage, I'll say you did. Yes. I wanted to rage

59:45

Still learning make a quick wisdom check for me,

59:48

too. Okay Okay,

59:50

never mind what with your plus one always

59:52

I know So

59:57

yeah, I'm raging and I just use

59:59

my great active gaining and it hit for a 14. Yep it

1:00:01

did. And did 13 points of damage plus 2

1:00:06

because of my rage. So plus 15 plus a d4. 15 plus a d4

1:00:09

so I have to roll 3. Nice. So

1:00:13

18 points of slashing damage. Yes. Oh

1:00:17

you like how that

1:00:20

self-lovers? Can

1:00:26

you take this survey? Okay well

1:00:28

guess what because it's coming at

1:00:30

you again. 16. That hits. Nice.

1:00:32

Doing? 17 plus 2 that's 19 plus

1:00:34

another d4. Good damage. Some

1:00:40

real good damage. 22

1:00:42

points of damage. Flashing.

1:00:44

It's time to make

1:00:47

ice cubes out of

1:00:49

you. Right guys?

1:00:51

Elga looks back. With the

1:00:53

dry cool wit like that you could be an action hero. Matid

1:00:57

is nodding trying to

1:00:59

support Elga. Thank you Matid it's my

1:01:01

biggest fan. The

1:01:03

giant looks at you with fury and anger

1:01:06

in its eyes. But straight right because I'm

1:01:08

at the same height of it. You're not

1:01:10

quite a giant is even bigger.

1:01:13

Yeah. But still

1:01:15

it doesn't have to look down as far as it

1:01:17

normally would have. Guys the weather

1:01:20

is kind of different up here. Are

1:01:22

you getting enough oxygen up there Elga?

1:01:24

Oh look at the light headed.

1:01:27

Just as tall as Matid and

1:01:29

probably at this point. I'm imagining

1:01:31

that Elga looks like the toddler

1:01:33

and honey ice baby. When it's

1:01:35

not feel like Las Vegas destruction

1:01:37

size it's just in that big

1:01:39

old like playpen he builds in

1:01:41

the bedroom. It's like adult height

1:01:43

but still baby proportions. It feels

1:01:45

like weird force perspective. Elga looks

1:01:47

like the baby from Spirited

1:01:50

Away. Alright anything else Elga?

1:01:52

Nope. Okay that's it for

1:01:54

Elga. So we got chip

1:01:56

after chip we got a

1:01:58

couple of NPCs. They were

1:02:00

back in the teeth How's

1:02:06

the Ice

1:02:08

giant look how is Lewis looking

1:02:10

very strong very swole handsome He

1:02:16

wants to perceive that can be

1:02:18

perceived you Lewis that's a

1:02:20

14 yeah, you think that it's still looking

1:02:23

Metagame-wise it's closer to full than

1:02:26

to empty. Ah glass half hole

1:02:28

more than half. Oh, very optimistic

1:02:30

very good What with the

1:02:33

four radiant damage that Barney did? Okay,

1:02:37

I Run up and

1:02:39

since I have a bunch of people that

1:02:41

are close to it within five feet. That

1:02:43

means that I everybody's close to Yeah, get

1:02:45

you sneak attack. Oh La

1:02:48

la as they say in Parisian He's

1:02:51

the arm blade of blurbling They're

1:02:53

vulnerable marble garble garble to you. That's a

1:02:55

17. Oh that hit great So

1:02:58

I'm gonna roll damage with that. It is a

1:03:00

three. Well come down here One

1:03:03

oh Yeah,

1:03:05

I guess that yeah, well is D8 or D10 or

1:03:07

skip? Don't

1:03:11

feel like you right now the sneak attack also gives

1:03:13

me the 3d6 damage. So I'm gonna roll that too.

1:03:15

Yeah A little bit better You

1:03:22

could have at least flip the difference with me so

1:03:24

that's there's that and I

1:03:27

got an idea Oh play with me in this space.

1:03:29

Will you I? Want

1:03:33

to grab the giant hand and

1:03:36

make you hit me Hit

1:03:38

me hit me. I've tried it or

1:03:41

it is it pokey With

1:03:43

yeah, Louis had pretty pokey's well in one

1:03:46

hand, you know, he's got That

1:03:48

woman and in the other hand he has the

1:03:50

pickaxe So you're grabbing his hand

1:03:52

and like trying to hit yourself with me I

1:03:54

mean, I will say I'll say this you're gonna

1:03:56

have to make a strength check to do that

1:03:58

But you're gonna have disadvantage because it's a giant

1:04:01

it's like super super strong I'll take those eyes

1:04:03

okay all right trying to do I'm trying to

1:04:05

I'm trying to play into it okay 22 right

1:04:14

now you're on a page

1:04:17

ha ha five oh

1:04:19

lucky it's worth the lucky I'm gonna reroll do it

1:04:22

it doesn't matter that was an eight but with

1:04:24

the lucky I get to choose so I choose

1:04:26

the nat 20 oh yeah so I mean I

1:04:28

really was gonna not give you this

1:04:30

but a

1:04:38

20 is pretty much an automatic success

1:04:40

you pick the 20 it has to

1:04:42

work so yes you somehow grab I

1:04:45

assume you grab his hand that has the axe

1:04:47

and not the hand that has the woman uh-huh

1:04:49

which is gonna hurt I thought the woman ran

1:04:51

away yeah sure point

1:04:55

out you use the lucky to hit yourself

1:04:57

yeah it's gonna play out it's gonna be

1:04:59

great you're gonna love it okay you're gonna

1:05:01

like the way you look look

1:05:04

you're gonna like the way this well I

1:05:06

guarantee it look at the one with the

1:05:08

weapon since you're trying to hit yourself with it doesn't

1:05:11

hit you just like the fifth the close around

1:05:13

the weapon yes that's what I do how like

1:05:16

how hard you pull it you pull it hard

1:05:18

enough to damage yourself or like just a little

1:05:20

bit just a little damage all right I'll roll

1:05:22

a d6 cuz like I said it is big

1:05:30

you hit yourself stop hitting

1:05:32

yourself six

1:05:35

points of damage with the frost

1:05:38

giant close it's a reaction

1:05:40

which you take in response to being

1:05:42

damaged by a creature

1:05:51

than 60 feet of you you play your trap

1:05:54

card that's right I put my finger in the

1:05:56

creature is damaged momentarily surrounded by hellish flames it's

1:05:59

a frost giant So this is

1:06:01

a bad day Louis heck your flames remember

1:06:03

we're talking about your painting here Don't

1:06:06

tell my mama guys. Hey pinky promise not to

1:06:09

tell me she holds out the jar you it's

1:06:11

painted It's mama pierced

1:06:13

in the clouds like Mufasa Now

1:06:17

tip okay, so what do

1:06:19

you roll for that the creature has to

1:06:21

make a dexterity saving throw well? Yeah, I

1:06:23

do 3d10 is it half of the deck

1:06:26

yeah half as much if I succeed on

1:06:28

a saving throw What's the DC it

1:06:30

is 15 15 15? Yeah, I have Plus

1:06:35

4 so I need 11 or better okay 12.

1:06:37

That's a 16. I don't like that reroll it

1:06:44

11 or better not hard eight so that's

1:06:46

well So it's

1:06:48

better than 11 so it made it no no it

1:06:50

failed Oh

1:06:53

you need to roll yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, okay,

1:06:57

so then it gets the full Key

1:07:02

fling is fully armed and fully

1:07:04

operational 310 fire damage Fire

1:07:11

damage specifically yeah take

1:07:13

that frost giant You

1:07:16

know the the fire begins in engulfing

1:07:18

it the flames that shoot from your

1:07:20

finger is that right? You

1:07:23

point your finger in the creature that damaged you

1:07:25

is momentarily surrounded by hellish flames Point

1:07:33

at it and then it's a plane yeah, yeah,

1:07:35

it begins surrounding the giant and it

1:07:38

looks like it damaged the giant But he like kind

1:07:40

of swapped it off It seems

1:07:42

like a little prematurely like it didn't fully Engulf

1:07:45

him as much as you would have expected it

1:07:47

to so the flames didn't seem to it hurt

1:07:49

the giant But it wasn't like the big kaboom

1:07:51

the big earth shattering kaboom you were expecting so

1:07:54

didn't seem my big

1:07:56

earth shattering kaboom Marcia

1:08:00

No, oh my god

1:08:02

Marvin the Martian Okay,

1:08:10

anything else trip I

1:08:14

have a bonus. Can I use that so with hellish

1:08:16

rebuke your bones? No, that's a reaction so

1:08:19

yeah, he he he and then I'm gonna

1:08:21

do a you know, I

1:08:25

Why I don't even have that many things and I always get

1:08:28

lost in my own abilities I'm just gonna do that thing where

1:08:30

I hide cutting action. He he he All

1:08:33

right, you do your best to smoke bomb disappear Great

1:08:41

job all around you to a Louis way

1:08:43

to go team Okay, the

1:08:45

woman that Lewis is holding begins, you know

1:08:48

screaming for help even more So you don't

1:08:50

take a look at her, you know, maybe

1:08:52

more closely because she's yelling now It's a

1:08:54

young lady dressed in a lotus pattern purple

1:08:56

dress. She is not having a good day

1:08:59

But it seems to get the attention of the

1:09:01

headless horseman who you know He's looking at her

1:09:03

and looking at the frost giant and you know

1:09:05

He turns to the party and says I will

1:09:07

concentrate on the girl He

1:09:13

runs up and begins seeming to

1:09:15

try to distract the frost giant

1:09:17

and persuade Lewis to let her

1:09:19

down and It

1:09:21

seems really bizarre to see

1:09:23

but he takes off his own head

1:09:26

and launches it at the frost guy

1:09:29

so he's just Completely headless

1:09:31

he throws the jack-o'-lantern. Right? Yeah,

1:09:33

it's made of fire It's

1:09:37

a c26 Doing

1:09:43

17 points of damage Oh

1:09:47

and she throws his um, you know

1:09:49

his own head at the frost giant

1:09:51

and it explodes into a big Like

1:09:54

flare up a fire and then the

1:09:56

head seemingly like well, it is magic

1:09:58

reappears flies back to the headless horseman's

1:10:01

hand and he puts it back on his head.

1:10:03

How often does he have to replace that head?

1:10:05

Does he got to like carve a new pumpkin

1:10:07

head? So is it like a boomerang? Well it's

1:10:09

not a boomerang because you know you would picture

1:10:12

a boomerang like goes out in a big arc

1:10:14

and like comes back. This went out like exploded,

1:10:16

did its damage and then just like went straight

1:10:18

back. Like Matid's wheat spear. Oh yeah, very similar

1:10:20

to that. Can I perceive that sometimes he switches

1:10:23

it up and does something fun like a watermelon

1:10:26

or like he makes his head real small with a little

1:10:28

apple? One of those little baby pumpkins.

1:10:30

Not a baby pumpkin! They run

1:10:32

out of the normal sized ones at the pumpkin patch.

1:10:34

Oh can we do a piece of corn? Or

1:10:37

a pineapple. Oh let's go, hey let's

1:10:39

go, beach episode everybody. I could also

1:10:41

name other types of food that people

1:10:43

like. Very very normal

1:10:46

things. Blood orange. Alright

1:10:50

that's it for him. Back up to the

1:10:52

top it's Matid and then Barney. Is the

1:10:55

spool still going? Yeah. The spool's still going?

1:10:57

Okay. Man I thought like for sure he

1:10:59

would be down by now. I know I blew

1:11:01

all my good stuff on him. Too

1:11:04

lucky isn't a thing. Yeah okay I'll

1:11:06

do a strat, I'll just do an attack

1:11:08

with hmm. Yeah I guess I'll do it

1:11:10

with my spear the spear baker. And I'm

1:11:12

just gonna be stabbing at this just like

1:11:14

ice picking this thing. Just getting stuff out.

1:11:17

Literally working out some stuff. Yeah yeah yeah.

1:11:19

Just filling up my glass. Alright.

1:11:22

That's a 12. Ooh that does not hit. But

1:11:24

I'm gonna do it again. What are you lucky?

1:11:26

Nope I'm just really cool. I got a 17.

1:11:29

That hits. Okay I'm gonna roll

1:11:31

damage on that. That's 10 points of damage.

1:11:34

Stabby. Okay 10 points of stabby damage from the spear.

1:11:36

I want to make that a stun strike as well.

1:11:38

What does that entail? Con saving throw 14. Alright

1:11:41

I have plus four on this I need

1:11:43

a 10 or better. Don't do it. Ooh

1:11:45

that's a four. Yeah I used to stun.

1:11:49

Yeah the uh your stunning strike hits

1:11:51

the frost giant who begins stumbling backwards

1:11:53

away from the blow. But he seems

1:11:55

to kind of shake it

1:11:57

off and seems to like shake off the

1:11:59

uh the. stunning effect. He

1:12:01

stumbles backwards. He like how far is it like

1:12:03

an attack of opportunity? Just like a step or

1:12:06

two. Like he's getting his feet under. When he

1:12:08

goes back, does he go? No,

1:12:10

no, no. Could

1:12:13

I do a check actually? Because this

1:12:15

guy's he he he shirked off the

1:12:17

Haggis rebuke. He's he's not

1:12:19

even calling it. Yes, that's what it's

1:12:21

called. Yeah, make a

1:12:23

wisdom check. Okay. Super

1:12:26

powered. It's only

1:12:28

a cheeky little nine. Really strong,

1:12:30

really, really beefy. Well, if

1:12:32

I could be that much and you

1:12:34

feel there's something some weakness

1:12:36

about this giant

1:12:39

when it when we get around to your turn, can

1:12:41

you guys check as well? That's

1:12:44

teamwork. Yeah, cool.

1:12:48

Then I'm just going to hit it again

1:12:50

because that's what I think. I can't get

1:12:52

that's what they are kicking it and rolling

1:12:55

bad rolls today. No, no, no good.

1:12:57

But this one's going to be great

1:12:59

because it's more than 11. That

1:13:02

misses three with that. Oh, like

1:13:05

not a good. Yes, he's home. Why

1:13:08

you gotta get the lucky feet? I already

1:13:10

have lucky feet. I feel right here. I'm

1:13:13

telling you, I'm done. I got nothing else to do. I just I'm trying

1:13:15

to hit it and trying to check to see why this guy

1:13:17

was so special. Okay, champion teams a

1:13:19

little giant giant just like you. You're

1:13:26

my little special giant. All

1:13:28

right, Barney, you're up. Then the frost giant

1:13:31

and then Elga. So this

1:13:33

lady, what's she doing? She's just chilling up there

1:13:35

screaming. Yeah, you know, like you remember like in

1:13:37

King Kong, he picks up someone and she's like

1:13:39

screaming. Yeah, I mean, check out the giant.

1:13:42

Something's weird about it. Can I

1:13:44

look into the giant soul?

1:13:46

Yeah, make a soul searching check,

1:13:48

which is a wisdom check. Okay.

1:13:52

Hmm. Hmm. Oh,

1:13:56

you think that it's possible even.

1:14:00

You know in your many adventures and you

1:14:02

know throughout your long life you've you've heard

1:14:04

tale of creatures that can become

1:14:06

so powerful that a Limited

1:14:08

number of times a day they can almost

1:14:10

change their luck they can uh you gave

1:14:13

the giant luck No, no, no, no, it's

1:14:15

not I'm not it's not the lucky feat

1:14:17

But it can conjure up almost like a

1:14:19

extra strong will and overcome things that would

1:14:21

normally harm it How many times

1:14:24

a few times a day? The

1:14:30

worst not lucky right Some

1:14:34

sort of luck based so that like peeling back

1:14:36

the curtain a little bit This is a standard

1:14:38

D&D thing and I know sometimes maybe our listeners

1:14:40

don't know a lot about this in dragon or

1:14:43

the people playing The people sometimes if you have

1:14:45

a powerful creature they can have something called legendary

1:14:47

resistance And

1:14:49

it allows them a couple times a day if they fail

1:14:51

a saving throw they can just choose to succeed instead

1:14:53

Oh, I actually have that too So

1:15:00

even if it fails a saving throw

1:15:02

it just a limited number of times

1:15:04

a day Why

1:15:07

are you doing that right now? I'm trying to win. I'm

1:15:09

trying to I'm trying to TPK That's

1:15:14

what people don't realize is that Gus has

1:15:16

to lose constantly Yeah, it's really getting to

1:15:19

me probably you start doing more things that

1:15:21

involve less saving throws again

1:15:23

Well, I have a question about the space of

1:15:26

this thing How big is it is there like

1:15:28

a 20-foot radius and which I could? Center

1:15:30

a spell on the giant but not hit

1:15:33

other people like is it that big you

1:15:35

know The problem is that some of your

1:15:37

party members are also close I'm trying to

1:15:39

see a way you could position it and

1:15:41

not hit them you can hit me No,

1:15:43

they'd be just because of the bystanders as

1:15:45

well. Okay, there's really not you could I

1:15:47

mean you could hit a couple bystanders right?

1:15:49

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

1:15:52

no, no. All right. Well, I'm

1:15:54

just gonna cast laymons tiny hot

1:15:56

nose We've

1:15:58

got no I'm just gonna Do like a

1:16:01

guiding bolt or something? Yeah, I'm gonna do my

1:16:03

getting bolts That's

1:16:09

one more than second level I'm a

1:16:11

cast it now And

1:16:18

I'm casting it nice go

1:16:22

14 6d6 Bet

1:16:30

on that one Now

1:16:33

oh yes, but it

1:16:35

has advantage. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Oh

1:16:37

I do the next attack roll against it

1:16:40

will have advantage. Thanks to the mystical din

1:16:42

like glittering it So this is the first

1:16:44

attack Sparkly and

1:16:46

big Wow. No, he's sparkly

1:16:49

and big like lady

1:16:51

Liberty and I have

1:16:54

another thing I want trying to do. All right, can I? Try

1:16:57

and use my

1:16:59

telekinetic shove to pull The

1:17:02

woman out of the guy's hand the shut

1:17:04

it's not a telekinetic pull Well, no,

1:17:06

no, no It is as a bonus

1:17:09

action You can try to Telekinetically shove one creature

1:17:11

see within three feet when you do so the

1:17:13

target must succeed on a strength saving throw DC

1:17:15

16 or be moved Five feet toward

1:17:17

or away from you. Oh We

1:17:20

need that telekinetic move Shove

1:17:23

someone towards you a creature can willingly fail

1:17:25

to save so the lady could choose

1:17:27

to fit to do it But I don't know

1:17:29

if that how that factors in with him holding her So

1:17:31

yeah, the problem is that there is gonna be

1:17:33

a role of some kind just because if she

1:17:35

was standing there of her own Yeah, of course,

1:17:37

but she's being held by the giant. So

1:17:40

it says the target must succeed on a

1:17:42

strength saving throw DC 8 plus

1:17:44

your proficiency bonus plus the ability modifier

1:17:47

of the score increased by this feet Saving

1:17:50

throw so it's a strength saving throw of

1:17:52

16. We'll call it Might

1:17:57

as well do it. I'm doing it. Yeah It's

1:18:01

a bonus action. What else do I have to lose? 16

1:18:05

the giant has a plus seven so I need a niner

1:18:07

better the odds are not in your favor. I rolled a

1:18:10

20 29

1:18:12

he grips are so hard It's

1:18:16

like when you like almost stumble and you like you hold

1:18:18

your drink a little tighter Yeah,

1:18:21

the frost giant your tines his

1:18:24

grip and says no Katrina mine.

1:18:26

Oh beautiful

1:18:28

name Okay

1:18:32

And then you know, I

1:18:35

guess that's it but no, that's it. No his turn

1:18:37

happens and you guys do the oh, yeah Yeah, but

1:18:39

that's it for my oh, yeah That's so now it's

1:18:42

the frost giant turn and it makes doesn't make the

1:18:44

save again or is it automatic? No, I mean that's

1:18:46

make a city and make it again. What

1:18:48

is it again? Tell me that's a wisdom savings or

1:18:50

17 Yeah, so I

1:18:52

have a plus one. So I need a

1:18:55

16 or better. No, no, no Gus

1:18:57

is smiling no matter what he's passing me.

1:18:59

Yeah seven. So that's an eight. So

1:19:02

yeah roll your damage Roughly

1:19:08

half of 17 the spirit

1:19:10

guardians of Barney Farny begin

1:19:12

circling the Frost giant

1:19:15

but he does kind of swat at them a

1:19:17

little bit and seems to kind of

1:19:19

carve a path for himself through them They're

1:19:21

called spirit Farny and Oh They're

1:19:25

little Barney Farny. They're they're benny finis

1:19:31

The frost Giants turn Who

1:19:34

is mass Tell me

1:19:37

little girl Me not

1:19:39

so little everyone little to

1:19:41

lose. Are you calling me a

1:19:43

little? Yes, hit

1:19:46

me hit me try it sure. Why not? Oh,

1:19:48

by the way I forgot to mention and I'm

1:19:50

sorry if it seems like I'm cheating by saying

1:19:52

this but when I raged I took tail form

1:19:55

of the beast Mmm

1:19:57

interesting. Let's see how that plays out bold strategy

1:20:00

The frost giant focuses on Elga

1:20:02

and swings its pickaxe at her

1:20:04

hitting AC 23 Well

1:20:07

when I have my tail I could use

1:20:09

as reaction if a creature I could see

1:20:11

with in 10 feet Hits

1:20:15

you with an attack roll You could use my

1:20:17

reaction to swipe your tail and roll a d8

1:20:19

applying the bonus to your AC. Oh, what's

1:20:21

your AC? 15

1:20:24

you get to roll up. I have to roll a name. Okay, come

1:20:26

on. No Oh,

1:20:32

yeah, although no way to even though. So

1:20:34

you still hit me, right? Oh, yeah Okay,

1:20:39

I said yeah master

1:20:41

cool Feel cool.

1:20:44

Elga use tailspin. It almost worked. It

1:20:46

was so close. Okay, so still hits

1:20:48

do And I'm

1:20:50

raging so I take She's

1:20:53

this giant child with a tail fighting

1:20:55

an ice chance like watching kaiju and

1:20:57

there's nothing else all about me What's

1:20:59

over nothing? Oh 29 points of damage

1:21:04

Take half of that. You're aging Yeah,

1:21:12

let's take another swing at you, okay,

1:21:14

try it hitting AC 19

1:21:17

pale. Can you react twice? I think

1:21:20

so. No you can't but I

1:21:22

would say I Would assume if Barbara

1:21:24

knew that role was impossible. She wouldn't have made

1:21:26

It in the first place. That's true. Are you

1:21:29

okay? Yeah, you can you appreciate it? I

1:21:33

rolled a six so you said so I hit 19.

1:21:35

So 15 plus six is 21 Nailed

1:21:43

it Okay,

1:21:50

Elga it's your turn make me another wisdom check Oh not

1:21:52

20 21 there we go I

1:21:55

was feeling powerful real powerful you

1:21:57

you recognize that fire in Lewis

1:21:59

his eyes. What? I

1:22:02

do. You know that anger

1:22:04

when it overcomes you and empowers you. So he's

1:22:06

raging. Yeah, that's what you

1:22:08

think. Okay. You've had experience

1:22:10

with this. He's a barbarian of some sort? Is that

1:22:12

what you're implying? He has the rage ability. He has

1:22:14

rage. Okay. Which means he's

1:22:17

taking half of it. Half damage. Shut up,

1:22:19

bummer. So you gave this guy legendary resistance

1:22:21

and raging. Listen, we'll talk about

1:22:23

it in second wind. Yeah, we are.

1:22:25

We're going to talk about it. I have words.

1:22:28

It's only half damage when it's bludgeoning,

1:22:30

piercing, flashing, karate, fire. A lot of

1:22:32

my damage has been that. Yeah. So

1:22:35

why did my fire heckish rebuke? Because he has

1:22:37

legendary resistance. That's why I was using

1:22:39

the legendary resistance against the radiant damage

1:22:42

and the fire damage. He's putting in

1:22:44

cheat codes. Well, okay. So is it

1:22:46

my turn now? Yeah. Hit

1:22:49

it. Okay. Elsa, I'm

1:22:51

not a big fan of you hitting her even though

1:22:53

she completely provoked you and it was justified. But

1:22:56

I'm still mad about it. So I

1:22:58

would like you to have a nice

1:23:00

taste of something in

1:23:02

my inventory that I'm going to use right

1:23:04

now. You have advantage. I

1:23:06

do have advantage. Yeah. On your first

1:23:08

attack. On your first attack. Whatever you're about to

1:23:10

do. Nevermind. I'm going to use

1:23:13

my great acts of gaining. Yeah, spicy,

1:23:15

spicy. That's a 28. Believe

1:23:19

it or not. You have advantage. You'll

1:23:21

do that nat 20. Oh no. Okay.

1:23:25

Yeah, you hit. 13 plus two. 16

1:23:28

points of damage. Yep. Okay.

1:23:30

And extra because I'm tall. Yep. You're

1:23:33

big. A big. Another two.

1:23:35

So that would be 18. 18 makes half of

1:23:37

those. I don't know. That's for me to know.

1:23:39

But I'm going to do it again. Yeah,

1:23:44

that hits. Doing. Oh, eight

1:23:46

plus two. So 10 plus another D4. Well,

1:23:49

close damage. Got it. And then as a bonus,

1:23:51

I'm going to do it again. Oil

1:24:01

of slipperiness as grease on

1:24:03

the ground underneath the

1:24:05

giant. Interesting. Looking it

1:24:08

up. Because it's just like a thing I have in

1:24:10

my inventory. So I don't know what it... Yeah, you

1:24:12

got like an amazing. Didn't you? I

1:24:14

think so. So pouring it on the ground takes an

1:24:16

action. Oh, it does. Is what it says. Yeah. Normally,

1:24:19

you put it on like a creature

1:24:21

or a piece of equipment. And

1:24:24

that creature gains what's called freedom

1:24:26

of movement. But applying it in that matter

1:24:28

takes 10 minutes. So that's why they say

1:24:30

pouring the oil on the ground takes an

1:24:32

action. It can cover a 10-foot square. It's

1:24:34

like having a grease spell. We've been using

1:24:36

it on their Barney for his back massages

1:24:38

at camp. Okay,

1:24:42

then I'm done. Okay. Because I don't have

1:24:44

an action left. It's a good turn. Yeah,

1:24:46

with that, the frost giant kind of roars,

1:24:49

lets out a red bellow, and

1:24:51

drops Katrina and begins taking off

1:24:53

running. It disengages and begins running

1:24:56

to the north. And the crowd

1:24:58

begins cheering in celebration for you

1:25:00

guys. Do we get attacked with Alpha

1:25:02

Giny on this? No, it disengages, which

1:25:05

is like an ability to avoid attacks

1:25:07

opportunity. Can I try and catch Katrina?

1:25:09

You try, but the headless horseman beats

1:25:11

you to it. He's very swally with

1:25:13

his flying horse. When a cat's on

1:25:15

over, I'm not surprised. Flies forward and

1:25:17

catches Katrina. Everyone cheers. Yay! Trinks

1:25:19

at the tavern! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!

1:25:23

What happened? The

1:25:26

horseman leads Katrina inside into the tavern.

1:25:28

You notice it now that you're not

1:25:30

in the sake of battle, but there's

1:25:32

a sign above the entrance that reads

1:25:34

tome tavern. Tom? Tom. Tom tavern. Sorry,

1:25:36

I got, my tongue was dumb. So

1:25:39

we enter a thing called the tome tavern.

1:25:41

Yeah. Does he ride the horse in? Does

1:25:43

Gaston, that Gastalian come with us? He does

1:25:45

not ride the horse in. However, make me

1:25:47

a perception check. Chip. Oh, okay.

1:25:50

You notice that the horseman leads

1:25:52

Katrina into the tavern through a window.

1:25:54

What is up with the sky using weird

1:25:56

routes to get places? Wait, like as in

1:25:58

they an open window? Yeah, and they

1:26:01

climb in through the window, correct? Is

1:26:04

the horseman in corpora? Yeah, and are people

1:26:06

going through the door? No, all

1:26:09

of the people all of the Parisians

1:26:11

are climbing in through the window. They're

1:26:13

climbing in there's a trap passing through

1:26:15

passing through going to that too when

1:26:17

in Rome Go through

1:26:19

walls. I also jump through the window

1:26:21

It's not Rome. It's Paris So

1:26:25

just to clarify not all of them are in

1:26:27

corpora most of them I do it and they're

1:26:30

everyone is going through the window Yeah, I guess Go

1:26:38

make a perception check all of your ways of life

1:26:43

You notice that there's no door that's Cool

1:26:50

I do the windows actually open.

1:26:52

Yes. Okay. You all I assume

1:26:54

everyone walks in. Yeah, and I

1:26:56

can't vision planting So

1:27:01

didn't take a lot of time and I cast vigilant

1:27:04

I have advantage on my

1:27:07

next You

1:27:09

all climb in and inside is a frigid

1:27:12

stone wall watering hole filled with spirits

1:27:14

drinking gaseous spirits The

1:27:16

horseman and the young lady find a small private

1:27:18

table by themselves in the corner But something else

1:27:20

catches your eye or rather someone someone

1:27:23

floating at the bar calls out Even

1:27:29

though she's floating above the ground She still manages

1:27:32

to stumble in the air while reaching for the

1:27:34

glass of gas She turns her decaying

1:27:36

face to see if anyone noticed and her hair

1:27:38

hisses at the four of you. Oh, it's the

1:27:40

mummy Mummy's

1:27:59

a little I just want to

1:28:01

make a reference to a very,

1:28:03

very old cartoon that no one

1:28:06

remembers. What cartoon? Mummies

1:28:08

Alive! Mummy! Oh wow.

1:28:11

I don't know that. It was during the 90s

1:28:13

and they're like, what if we make anything a

1:28:15

superhero? Like mummies. Wow. Okay.

1:28:18

On that note, find out what's going on with

1:28:20

the mummy. They made 42 episodes of that. Find

1:28:22

out what's going on with the mummy in the

1:28:25

next episode of Tales of the Sneaky Dragon. Or

1:28:28

if you want to know, just catch up on the

1:28:30

42 episodes of Mummies Alive. We're going to step up

1:28:33

to the second wind where we talk about Mummies Alive.

1:28:35

A companion podcast, Mummies Alive. Yes,

1:28:37

they're worth it, baby. All right, bye. Bye. Oh

1:28:40

hey, we're going to talk about First Members. That's right. slash

1:28:43

First Members? Oh, I'm so excited. I'm

1:28:45

so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so

1:28:48

excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.

1:28:50

I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm

1:28:52

so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I

1:28:54

didn't know that until just now. That's a lie.

1:28:57

I actually knew that all along. I'm

1:28:59

going to just butcher these names. Lil' Vila. That's a

1:29:02

fun name. It's a small world. That's a cute name.

1:29:04

And Ruby91, all directly supported this show. And

1:29:07

I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.

1:29:10

I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm

1:29:12

so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.

1:29:16

I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so

1:29:18

excited. I'm so excited. And

1:29:20

they also get access to great content like

1:29:22

Second Wind, and they interact with us on

1:29:27

subscriber-only Discord channels and events. And so, so, much more.

1:29:29

Again, that's stinkydragonpod.com/1st. We can't thank these members enough, and

1:29:31

people that are considering, you know, signing up. It's

1:29:33

how we make this show. It's how you get

1:29:36

Blaine to eat food and survive. So

1:29:41

please consider 1st Membership. I also want to shout

1:29:43

out some social media NPCs. Those

1:29:45

that interacted with us on social media

1:29:47

and Discord had NPCs named after them

1:29:49

this episode. We're going to go down

1:29:52

this list. We got Itchy the Riddle-Asking

1:29:54

Ghost that was inspired by ItchyGoku15, who

1:29:56

was a 1st Member. And

1:29:58

that was voiced by Larry Muck. Madovina,

1:30:02

Larry Madovina. You know, Larry, I've known

1:30:04

you for about eight years now, and I still don't know how to pronounce

1:30:06

your last name. I am so sorry. Luke

1:30:08

asked the ghost who forgot their name. That

1:30:10

was inspired by Luca Perny on Instagram.

1:30:14

Louis the Frost Giant was Louis

1:30:16

DK Ress on Twitter. I'm sorry,

1:30:18

Louis. Or are they calling it

1:30:20

X now? Who cares? The

1:30:23

Mummy, aka Rada Rajad, is

1:30:25

inspired by user Rada7S. I'm

1:30:28

assuming that's from the Stinky Dragon subreddit. And

1:30:31

the Mummy was voiced by Hannah McCarthy,

1:30:33

who's my boss. And she's

1:30:35

at Hi Hello Hannah on social

1:30:37

media. And she

1:30:39

controls my my employment. And boy, am

1:30:41

I a big Hannah fan. But

1:30:44

seriously, she's great. Additionally, the headless

1:30:46

horseman was voiced by Jacob Fullerton over

1:30:48

at Funhaus. That's underscore Jacob Fullerton. You

1:30:50

should go check him out. He's a cute boy. He

1:30:52

likes Gundams and he likes Star Wars. He

1:30:54

doesn't love that. Let's get into the production

1:30:56

credits. The Stinky Dragon channel is managed by

1:30:59

Ben Ernst. This episode of Tales from

1:31:01

the Stinky Dragon was produced by Kai

1:31:03

Cook, is written and edited and composed

1:31:05

by Micah Reisinger with additional editing work

1:31:07

by David Song. All right. Now head

1:31:09

on over to stinkydragonpod.com/first for all things

1:31:11

stinky. Once again, that's how you love

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and support this show. We really appreciate

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it. And tune in next

1:31:18

week for another thrilling episode of Tales

1:31:20

from the Stinky Dragon. Oh. Is

1:31:39

the horse's name Yuthijaniya by any chance?

1:31:43

Is it a nightmare? Oh,

1:31:45

I was making a joke about a horse girl,

1:31:47

but I think we got a horse girl. Same

1:31:49

plane as a horse into horses.

1:31:52

I don't want to talk about that.

1:31:54

It's not your meta. We're storytelling here.

1:31:56

Is this horse Buxomus by any chance?

1:31:58

A big beautiful. Oh, God,

1:32:00

that was a fun one. Our

1:32:02

first piece of Chipane merch will just be a bit

1:32:04

of this drawing of Chip on a horse, just like

1:32:07

having the time of his life. Yeah, that's pretty cool

1:32:09

though. I'm

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Patrick Brown. And I'm James Willems. And

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