"Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane covered bathtub?"--Norton Juster, The Phantom Tollbooth

Welcome to Talk Too Much, where I discuss, kvetch, babble, drone, chant, divulge, soliloquize, and flagrantly violate COIN's intellectual property rights. I probably should not have allowed Anchor to put this on Spotify, but the thrill of seeing it pop up like that is just too good to pass up. Sorry, COIN. Sorry, librarians everywhere and my mom in particular.