0:00

You drew. Laura, Yo, what's happening? Laura? Please forgot six?

0:11

It is Friday, April twelve, twenty twenty four, Tanner, Jow

0:14

and Laura we got love Happy Friday. Yeah, man, that liner and

0:22

we just played at the top of the show. That was when we had

0:24

Kato Kayla kylan on many years ago. Now apparently, Yeah, let me

0:28

see when that was. It will tell me. I scrolled past. That

0:31

should tell me when we recorded it. What do you think would we had

0:33

Kato kaelon on. I'm hoping it is so old that it explains why it's

0:39

such a corn session. Hey, Katay, what the hell was that?

0:44

Did you guys plan that were? You're like, okay, so you're gonna

0:46

say this, and then we're gonna say, hey, Kato, Okay,

0:49

I'm gonna lean on this idea that Cato probably presented his idea and we just

0:54

that doesn't sound like something we would do naturally. I cannot imagine that's going

0:58

Let's do that on our own, right, and at least even if we

1:02

did, I'm not I'm blaming Kato. Here's the clip if you missed it,

1:06

at the very top of the show. This is when we had Kato Klin on back in April eighteenth, twenty eighteen, twenty eight time ago.

1:18

Yeah, six years, long time since we've had Kato Klen on the show.

1:22

But he was in town to promote something he was hosting. I think

1:25

it was some sort of a comic con type thing, yeah, because I

1:29

remember Kato Klan showing up at a comic con. Well, well, I

1:33

don't know what, like iron Man I said, type thing. I think

1:36

it was like all kinds of you know, big names for whatever. I

1:40

think there's a lot of B and DLAs celebrities there, so why not have

1:44

Kato host it? Sure? But he was so cool. I actually had

1:48

so much fun of him with Cato in the studio. He was here for about an hour and shared all sorts of stories. If I remember correctly,

1:53

he we asked him pretty detailed questions about the night OJ allegedly killed these people.

2:00

Yeah. Yeah, he tried to give us what he had. He

2:02

got. He gave us, he goes I've talked about it before, but

2:05

I'll give you everything I got and we went into detail. But he won

2:08

me over for sure when he walked in here. Because I a lot I

2:12

expected what everyone expects when they hear that name, like that the big fabio

2:16

looking hair and like the do do and he was so he was just kind.

2:22

He was relatable, down to earth, you know, every once in

2:24

a while funny. And you'd think that he wouldn't want to talk about all

2:28

that stuff, you know, A because he's tired of it, and b just because it's like I would feel like that's a sense the sensitive subject.

2:35

But apparently he was chill about it. Here's here's that clip again. All

2:38

right, Hey, it's me, I'm kat o'kaalen one O four. Hey

2:42

there's no four in there. All Hey, it's me, I'm kat o'

2:45

kalen. It's one of five nine the Brew. I'm with Tanner and Drew. Hey, Kana, you guys don't have lines in my promo. It's

2:51

me kat o'kalen one A five nine the Brew. It had to been his

2:54

idea. I mean, we have to blame him, Hey, Kate,

3:00

okay, And like I was hoping for twenty fifteen, twenty fifteen, but

3:04

eighteen it's not that bad. Yeah, oh boy, good time Janner and

3:08

Drew Kata. If he comes back, we got to play that back Tom

3:15

and ask him what they'll lappen. Sure, why don't you make us do this? Yeah, our legacy. Now you know what happened to you.

3:23

I missed out. I'm kind of jealous. I'm gonna hang out with Kato,

3:25

Kayla. You would have liked him. He would have liked you.

3:28

Yeah, he was a cool damn and you would have jumped right in on the Hey Kata, but he did chime in after oj passed away yesterday from

3:37

prostate cancer at the age of seventy six years old. We will play Kato's

3:40

comments coming up here in just a little bit. We also have your WWE

3:45

raw tickets this morning. We're gonna do that at nine thirty am, because

3:49

at seven am we're gonna play the four and get somebody qualified for a brand

3:53

new Lazy Boy. The meantime, let's see What's in the New Moon,

3:59

brought to you by Hulu plus Live TV. Switch today to watch over ninety

4:02

five live channels. Now here's Laura. If you have not filed your twenty

4:08

twenty three tax return with the IRS, and you still owe income tax for

4:13

last year, the good news is you do still have a little bit of

4:15

time. Most filers have until eleven fifty nine pm on Monday to file.

4:21

Now, if you can't file a full return by Monday, at the very

4:26

least, you can submit Form forty eight sixty eight to get an automatic six

4:30

month extension to file. But keep in mind this is only an extension to

4:33

file your return and to avoid a failure to file penalty. It's not an

4:38

extension to pay whatever outstanding balance you may have. All of that is still

4:43

due on the fifteenth, So just something to keep in mind. There is

4:46

a new animated teenage mutant Ninja Turtles movie in the works. Have you heard

4:50

about this? I have not, but I want a real action Yeah,

4:54

well I have action and you know, like we've had in the nineties.

4:57

Yeah, o gee, Well, I just want guys in sue it's not

5:00

going to be live action. It is, however, going to be rated

5:03

are It's called The Last Ronan. Apparently it's pretty dark. In a totalitarian

5:11

future, Master Splinter and the Turtles are being killed off one by one by

5:15

the grandson of Shredder, and only one turtle survives, and so he vows

5:21

revenge and uses all the other turtle's weapons to get revenge on the grandson.

5:29

It sounds like it might be pretty violent. That might yeah, I might like that. That's the big question. Who's the last one? I don't

5:35

know. You'll just have to wait to find out. No word on a

5:39

release date YETO. Michel smart, but Leonardo was technically the leader. Yeah,

5:48

but you know, you smart your way out of any situation. That's

5:51

true. Was dead in a second. How dare you anyway? So that's

5:58

something to look forward to. He always got Michael Angelo brother Michelangelo. No,

6:03

I would have loved to be Michaelangelo. I was Rafael, the trouble

6:08

maker. Did he have the size the little Yeah, I got two forks

6:12

and I was the racing I was the reason that we were in trouble in

6:15

the main movie, Like Michelangelo would have been easy street. Yeah, the

6:19

size or the idea, this was just this is a sensitive subject. It's

6:24

our entire childhood. Yeah. My mom wouldn't let me watch Ninja Turtles,

6:28

so I had to sneak it. What deahn? My mom is pretty religious, okay, oh my oh no talking turtles? Well, dude, they

6:34

were my church. I remember being they were super against it. They'd put

6:39

out tapes and things like don't let your kids watching Ninja turtles. My mom

6:42

jumped right on boards. I guess there's no Ninja turtles in this house.

6:45

Yeah, well it's what I thought. Now you can watch all the turtles you want. That's what she thought. It was a rated R one for

6:50

us to thumb our nose. I wonder what your mom's gonna think about this

6:54

one. We're gonna watch it together. I'm gonna find I'm gonna tell her

6:57

sister to the Traveling Pants too. And it's what is this boom? Anyway?

7:00

I was going to talk about Slurpe's, but we can talk about that

7:02

later. Mars are good. Yeah, well, a big day is coming

7:06

back on Saturday. You'll want to stay tuned for my next news reported up

7:13

at seven fifty five. But in the meantime, more on those stories one

7:16

of five, nine, the Brew Doc, Thank you much, And now

7:20

through sports here's true. Well, the Trail Blazers humped up there for a

7:30

while with the Golden State Warriors, but lost in the end. One hundred

7:33

and ninety two. DeAndre eight and looking pretty big time and the last stretch

7:40

of this season, even though it's not coming out as wins, because that's

7:44

not really on the table right now. He's playing like the guy we were

7:47

hoping he'd be. Those twenty five points pretty big for the Blazers, but

7:51

they have just two games remaining in the season, with another one tonight.

7:56

Also, O J. Simpson, we all know he passed away yesterday,

8:00

and the question was what's gonna go on with the legacy in sports? You

8:05

know, and because he's still in the record books, his trophies are still

8:09

in the halls, his name is on the side of the Buffalo Bill's Ring

8:13

of honor. Well, here's the deal. They stayed radio silent usc Buffalo,

8:18

anyone associated with him silent. So you think about the guy who made

8:22

the most noise in his career, in the incident and then now dead silent

8:28

might be the ultimate testament to the legacy that OJ Simpson has left. And

8:33

finally Tom Brady, who wants to see him play again? No me,

8:37

you guys want to see him play again. So he went on the Deep

8:41

Cuts podcast and they said, hey, what would happen if in the middle

8:45

of the season the good team had their star quarterback go down? You know,

8:48

God forbid, what would that look like for you? Would you pick

8:52

up the phone? And he said this, I'm not opposed to it. If they would, I don't know if they're gonna let me if I become

8:56

an owner and NFL team, But I don't know if uh, I don't

9:01

know. I'm always gonna be a good shape. I always be able to throw the ball, so to come in for a little bit like MJ coming

9:05

back. I don't know if they let me, but I wouldn't be opposed

9:09

to it. Wow, Tom, I watch it. I mean I wouldn't.

9:13

I would not watch it, you know what. I would watch it

9:15

and just pray the whole time that he like blows out. Yeah. I

9:20

think there's a lot of people who would be on that side of it,

9:22

hoping to see the big hit one last time. Sport. Thank you much.

9:26

All right, coming up in a little bit, we're gonna check your

9:30

talk back messages. We also are going to play the four here at the

9:33

top of the hour and get you qualified for a new Lazy Boy. Also,

9:35

Kato Kalin has chimed in on the death of O. J. Simpson.

9:39

What did he have to say? We will play the audio coming up

9:41

right after Ozzie. It's Tanner, Drew and Laura on the Brew. You're

9:46

listening to Drew and Laura. Drew and Laura, we learned that O.

9:52

J. Simpson had passed away. We also finally find out I found out

9:56

about the case that Laura would have been a juror on if she was chosen

9:58

on Monday. But but you know, she wasn't chosen. So but we

10:01

found it out, were out, We found out the case and the guy's

10:07

the guy who's on trial for murder. His nephew called into the show yesterday

10:11

and tell us all about it. I have to be listening, said,

10:13

it's my uncle, just the middle of the Life show. I mean,

10:16

it's it's wild how some things just get leg because what it freaked me out

10:20

is I'm doing the story. We're doing the story yesterday, and I'm reading about the killer. His name was what again, something Christopher? Why can

10:28

I not love hern lover ren? Yeah? Yeah, And so I'm we're

10:31

doing this, we're doing the story, we're talking about it. I look

10:33

down on the on the caller ad on the phone lines, and there's someone

10:37

calling in with that exact class name. Yeah, that's hard. And when

10:41

you said, when you said, oh my god, I think a family member is calling in, my initial reaction was like panic. I'm like,

10:46

is this someone who's pissed? I thought they talking about it. I thought

10:50

at first that there might be like what, I'll just get my car with

10:54

my coffee this, but it was the opposite. Yeah, He's like,

10:58

no, I actually had to because I guess this guy killed somebody and dismembered

11:01

a body and buried it under a shed, allegedly, allegedly and uh.

11:05

And the guy was like, yeah, I remember we helped clean the shed

11:09

when the body was in there, but we didn't know it was in there

11:11

buried. And told him that it was like because there was already a there

11:16

was a murder and then a murder, like there's like a double headed coin.

11:20

There was just so much. There was so much murder yesterday on the

11:22

show. It was a lot, a lot, but it was very exciting.

11:26

It was an exciting show, but it was it was wild. So

11:31

if you want to listen to it, you can listen to the podcast at

11:33

one of five nine in the brew dot Com. Yeah, but then,

11:35

you know, I kept thinking about oj all day long, too, Like I thought about this, if you did something terrible, like allegedly killed two

11:41

people, do you think that's what you're thinking about right before you die,

11:46

because whether you believe in God or not, there's nobody really knows for sure.

11:50

Am I about to meet my maker? Am I about to answer for

11:54

the things that I've done in my life? And immediately right there's a scene

11:58

in Breaking Bad we're walked White's closer to the end of the show and he's

12:01

trying to convince a Jesse to cook again. He's like, I'll give you

12:03

your own lab and everything, and he's like, I don't know if you

12:07

believe in hell. I don't know if that's your thing, but we're surely

12:09

going there, right, Like, do you think if if OJ believes in

12:13

that and are believed in that and I don't know, do you think that

12:15

crossed his mind before he died? I think even if he didn't believe in

12:18

it, we all are going to have it cross our mind because while you

12:22

believe what you believe, there's doubt in death nobody else. And when we're

12:28

young, we're or kind of dumb and naive and that's why it's so gleeful.

12:31

But the older you get, the more you think about death. And

12:33

there's no way Oj, of all people didn't have those two faces, like

12:37

am I about to meet the devil and is he going to shove a pineapple

12:41

right up Main Street just like a little nick yah. You know what,

12:43

though, I bet he did believe in that stuff, because if I were

12:48

him and I maybe did something heinous like that, I would be repenting in

12:56

private for sure, just to like, if there is something else I want

13:00

to apologize, I want to ask for forgiveness. I want to be in

13:03

God's good graces because when the time comes, I don't want to be worried

13:07

about it. I want to feel like, okay, all as well,

13:09

I'm going to go to the happy place. You know, I don't feel

13:13

after reading that book and his demeanor and the way he was, you know,

13:16

so trying so hard to make sure that the Goldmans didn't get any money

13:20

made me feel like he was pretty cold still and didn't didn't have any remorse.

13:24

Yeah, I don't know, he got it. Felt like he got

13:26

away with it obviously he did. How would you if you buy into that?

13:30

And I do? Yeah? Yeah, I mean I don't know what

13:33

happens when you die, but I will definitely have a long, hard thought

13:37

about it, because it's impossible not to think about Well, I was thinking

13:39

about that all day yesterday. But Kato'klin, who we had on the show,

13:43

we just played some clips from him earlier this morning. But we had

13:46

kato'kalin on the show, not recently, but he did chime in on the

13:50

death of O. J. Simpson, and he actually, you know,

13:54

he was He's just as respectable in this clip as he as he was in

13:56

person, because he was such a nice guy in person. Yeah, I

14:00

like him. This is what Kato Caitlin had to say about the death of

14:03

O. J. Simpson. I've been asked to comment on the death of

14:05

O. J. Simpson. Foremost, I'd like to express my condolences to

14:09

the children, to Sydney and to Justin, to Jason and Arnell, they

14:13

lost their father and that is never easy. I wish to express my love

14:20

and compassion to the Goldman's, to Fred and to Kim, I hope you

14:24

find closure. And finally to the family of the beautiful Nicole Brown Simpson.

14:31

Maybe we always cherish her memories. Nicole was a beacon of light that burned

14:37

bright. Maybe we never forget her. Very nice yay. Yeah, but

14:43

he didn't really didn't say anything about it, which I don't think he cares.

14:46

Yeah, he's I think that's what you were hearing a lot, even

14:50

from his old teams. Is you know they've already processed that, and he's

14:54

being forgotten like the kid who wronged you, your own child who has wronged

14:58

you. Keep him at an arm's length. Right, let's go to Sarah

15:03

online one good morning, Good morning. I was just checking to see.

15:09

Hey, I was just checking. You got all the players further four at

15:13

seven? Well you haven't started yet, so no, it's coming by twenty

15:20

minutes and we'll play the game. Okay, all right, thank you,

15:24

thank you, welcome, Thank you for that early bird and sometimes get the

15:28

work. Thank you for bringing screeching. Very appreciate. When do we get

15:35

to Cej's brain? I want to see it, You want to see it?

15:39

Well, because it's okay, because it does. The family have to

15:43

approve this, And do you think they will? I think they will.

15:48

I hope they will. Because the guy was hitting I bet you they won't.

15:50

The guy was hitting the head as much as you can be hitting the

15:54

head in any sport, the running back. So you think maybe the family

15:56

would be like, well, there's a reason he murdered. Yes, I

15:58

mean that's the whole thing is it Like people are automatically like, if it

16:02

turns out he did have CTE, people are gonna be like, oh, I don't care if he's got ct or not. Like I don't feel like

16:07

that justifies murder right now, I've never said that. I'm saying for science,

16:11

I want to know what c if CTE can't and whether I still blame

16:15

OJ. But I if his brain looks like black mush, then I'm gonna

16:22

say that might be part of the reason you jumped over a fence and muled

16:26

to people and nearly cut someone's head off. I mean, is that normal

16:29

rational juice? I feel, you know, there are certain people who are

16:33

gonna, you know, fully absolutely believe that and think that that we should

16:38

look at it justified, you know. But I see we're saying, you

16:41

know, there's people I just say, whatever, let's just use it as

16:44

a soccer ball and kick it around. It's also a great option, you

16:48

know, I'm not opposed to that. Either. You can put it, tie it back up and then play. I think it would be smart.

16:52

You're for science, just to try to get to the bottom of it or

16:56

see, you know, because he wouldn't tell us. I just want to see what that bunge looks like. Yeah, I think have someone punt it

17:03

to a field field lawyer some more appropriate to have a field goal though,

17:07

That would be a great idea. We've got a couple of talkbacks to listen

17:11

to in just a second. Oh but before I want to play this.

17:15

When you talk about OJ, I feel like you can't. You can't just

17:19

move on without playing a couple of jokes. In a brilliant move ring closing

17:25

arguments, simpson attorney Johnny Cochrane put on the nit cat. Prosecutors say O

17:30

J. War the night he committed the murders, although OJ may have heard

17:33

his case when he suddenly blurted out, hey, easy with that. That's

17:37

my lucky stabbing hat. In his book, O J. Simpson says that

17:42

he would have taken a bullet or stood in front of a train for Nicole.

17:48

Man. I'm gonna tell you that has some bad luck when the one guy who would have died for you kills you. That O J. Simpson's

17:56

lawyers have decided to skip hearings on DNA evidence and go right to try ask

18:00

why they did this. The lawyers replied, we want to get oj acquitted

18:03

as speedily as possible so he can get back to doing what he does best,

18:07

killing people. Brutal. He always went straight for the jug. We'll

18:14

play your talkbacks next second. Now, what's trending? Fueled by Columbia heating

18:19

and cooling raising your expectations of comfort? All right, New movies in theaters

18:26

this weekend. I've been waiting for this four months now, since the trailer

18:29

came out, like I think in November or something. But it's called Civil

18:33

War. It's in theaters today. It's I guess about American ci War right

18:37

here on our soil. Yeah, I don't know. My thing with this

18:41

movie is that maybe hits too close to the moment. Pulled from the possible

18:48

headline? Yeah, you got I can't remember's willamed Ron Swanson as the president.

18:52

Gofferman is the president. I really like him. Yeah, and of

18:56

course so smart. You got meth Damon Jesse Plums from Breaking Bad and he

19:02

if he hasn't been nominated for an Oscar for something, it's gonna happen.

19:06

Dude. He's great. He's really great, even in the movie, even

19:10

the movie Game Night. He's great. Where he placed the copy is so

19:15

great. Oh yes, Oh, I love him. I love that.

19:17

But this movie looks so good. It's got an eighty five percent on Rotten

19:21

Tomatoes. That's pretty good. I'm gonna go see it either tonight or tomorrow.

19:23

I think I know a lot of people have been talking about it.

19:26

Yeah, I'm sure the theater will be full. The trailers online at one

19:30

of five nine the brew dot Colum. But here's a little clip from Civil

19:32

War and theater. Citizens of America, they're so called Western Forces of Texas

19:37

and California have suffered a very great defeat at the hands of the United States

19:45

military. Mister President, do you regret the use of air strikes against American

19:51

citizens. We're moving to DC today. You need to go down there.

19:59

That looks good. Hello, Chance, I got to know how California and

20:03

Texas team up. I know this seems like an unlikely duo. Yeah,

20:07

I'll have to meet in the middle on some things. Mm hmmm. So

20:11

anyway, those trailers are Oh, by the way, there's another movie out

20:15

in theaters today called Don't Tell Mom the Babysitters Dead. It's the reboot.

20:18

It's got a sixty nine percent on Rot Tomatoes. And I have no interest

20:21

in seeing it. You can see the trailers for all that stuff if you do, though, at one oh five nine in the brew dot com just

20:26

click on Tanner, Drew and Lore. Yeah. We also have a donkey

20:30

Ship podcast and all the good stuff, big old pile of podcasts, all

20:33

the all the things you guys. Coming up next, we are going to

20:37

play the four and get somebody qualified for a brand spanking new lazy Boy,

20:41

which means we need callers one through four right now eight six, six,

20:45

four, four five one oh five nine. We'll play in less than ten

20:48

minutes on the Brew and now Tanner, Drew and Laura is the four brought

20:56

to my lazy Boy? Oh boy, now it means so much more,

21:00

listeners. Make ready? All right? We played this game every Friday at

21:06

this time, trying to get somebody qualified for a brand spanking new lazy boy.

21:08

Drew, how is the game played? Four contestants hanging out on four

21:14

different phone lines. They're just going to call out numbers one through four,

21:18

eliminating people. The only problem is they don't know what number they sit on.

21:22

So when we're down to one person remaining, you'll be qualified for a

21:26

brand new Lazy Boy. It's right. Let's meet our contestants in no particular

21:30

order this morning. I won't screw it up like last week. You made

21:36

it through it. Let's go to Sarah calling from Brightwood. Good morning,

21:42

Sarah, good morning. Where's Brightwood at? Is that like the mount Hood

21:48

area? Yeah? I normally tell people Welches. They're more familiar with welches.

21:53

Yeah, because, yeah, I was looking it up. In Brightwood

21:56

is unincorporated. How many people live in? Right? What you know?

22:02

I don't know that. There's like four little towns that run into each other.

22:04

I mean, technically my postal code is in rhododendron, so it's all

22:08

over. She's just named three places. Yeah, exactly. It's one of

22:11

those deals where nobody knows where you're from, so you're just naming locations.

22:17

Yeah, right, all right, let's meet your opponents. He is calling

22:22

from Milwaukee. Yes, his name is Drew. What's up, Drew?

22:29

What up? Bro? Our next contestant is calling from Silverton and his name

22:33

is Jonathan. What up? Jonathan? Hey, I'm trying to redeem myself.

22:37

I'm actually the dude that we got things botched last week. Okay,

22:41

well, you ended up watching it in the end, probably your fault.

22:45

Yeah, don't blame anyone else. Remember all of us watching it. Now,

22:48

you called out a number and you fell through a Now I think I

22:52

think he's talking about me. Oh yeah, I know he is. I'm just blaming him for his loss. All right, our final contestants calling from

23:00

Oregon City. His name is double D. What's up, Double D?

23:04

Good morning, brew crew? What's the W? What's the D stand for?

23:10

Which D? Both d's We're not gonna be bro what how about?

23:15

How about this? Uh? Dondre is Drew? You know what? I

23:21

I don't care. I'm sorry, sorry? All right? We ever we

23:25

already play the game Double D Double D from the Let's go all right,

23:29

it's from my moves. It's time to get somebody qualified for a new lazy

23:33

boy. Let's play in the full all right, ladies, First, Sarah

23:38

and Brightwood. Which line should we eliminate? First? Line one? Line

23:42

two, line three or four? Well? Line number one one one?

23:48

She's going with Sarah. You just eliminated John John jars Bro see you.

24:00

Thanks for playing Dragon Next week? All right, let's go to double D

24:04

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You're eliminate number four, number four double d. You just eliminated Drew from

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in Brightwood. Which line should we eliminate next for the win? Number two?

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Number two? She's gone with Sarah. You just eliminated yourself. I'm

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sorry. You just got qualified for a new lazy Boy. Yeah, thank

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you, you are welcome. Chis I bet those double d's are bouncing.

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Oh massively? What do you say, massive massively? Yeah, alright by

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25:37

Bruce Sports. Well, the Warriors in town to take on the trail Blazers

25:48

last night, and there is some hope at the end of the rainbow for

25:52

the Blazers. Looking at DeAndre Eyton, He's a big man with some promise.

25:56

It took a while to get acclimated to Portland, but looked like he

26:00

was getting it last night twenty five points. And Scoot Henderson is getting better

26:03

every day. We got to remember we're looking at a twenty year old there.

26:07

One hundred and ninety two the final score. Just two games left in

26:10

the season, including a little bit of action for you tonight as the Blazers.

26:15

You want to get in where you fit in. They got the Rockets

26:18

tonight at seven o'clock at the Modus Center. Also, OJ Simpson's legacy will

26:23

likely be radio silent from anybody associated with him in sports and OJ, while

26:30

he was acquitted of the double homicide that he was accused of a long time

26:37

ago, these teams don't have him at on field presentations, they don't honor

26:41

him in the day to day, so those things won't change. Likely his

26:47

name and hopefully his name will be forgotten soon. And finally, Tom Brady,

26:52

He's one guy doesn't like being forgotten. He's getting get a little itchy

26:56

there on the couch guys. Now he is trying to become a part time

26:59

owner of the race, which makes any possible comeback a little bit on the

27:03

fence. But he was asked, well, Tom, if you were to

27:07

have a situation where our team was great and their star quarterback was out with

27:11

injury, would you pick up the phone? Said this, I'm not opposed

27:17

to it if they would. I don't know if they're gonna let me, but become an owner in the NFL team, But I don't know. If

27:22

I don't know, I'm always going to be a good shape. I always

27:25

be able to throw the ball. So to come in for a little bit like MJ coming back, I don't know if they let me, but I

27:30

wouldn't be opposed to it. Oh, I don't know. I think everybody's

27:33

all pull up no room for deserve Tom Brady. And also like how does

27:40

that work? You're just sitting on the bench waiting for someone to get hurt,

27:42

and like sub and and walks tom Brady like what now? Yeah,

27:47

come on, I bet he's got voodoo dolls driving needles into knees mid season.

27:51

I also think he comes out of the ground like like Michael Jackson would on the stage. Oh yeah, with like a fog sheet. There's your

27:57

sports all right, thank you. Coming up up in a few minutes.

28:00

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28:11

Happy Friday. It's Tanner To and Laura on the brew. Right after

28:15

the break, we're gonna interview Eric wyhan Mayer, who climbed the highest mountain

28:21

in the world, Mount Everest. But he's gay, I mean he's gay.

28:25

Excuse me, he's blind. So we'll hear about that coming. Okay,

28:27

as we heard the break, I'll look at the six o'clock. How

28:30

do you do that? Do you mess up like that? Like twice?

28:33

He's gay? He's gay, I mean he's blonde. Yeah, Happy Friday.

28:41

We're going to listen. Actually, we're gonna check in with Beef Water

28:45

in a second because he's got a fast food review for us. Oh boy,

28:48

he went to another fast food joint and reviewed a brand new item.

28:51

He'll tell you about it in a second. Got a couple of talkbacks to

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29:56

bro Crew. I heard a good one yesterday on the New or Lars

30:00

Larson. It said, oh j Simpson limousine service. We'll get you to

30:06

the airport with plenty of time to kill love. You guys have a great

30:11

weekend. It's material, right, there's great comedy from the Lars Larson Show.

30:18

Yeah, that's where you go for I actually did see a funny meme

30:21

yesterday that said h O. J. Simpson can rest in peace knowing that

30:25

his wife's killer is now dead. And that's true. True, that's good

30:27

Plenny. Sure. So there was a lot of good memes yesterday. Yeah

30:30

that the internet definitely had had been waiting for this one for a while.

30:33

Yeah. I saw one that had the white Ford bronco stretched into a hurt.

30:37

Yeah, that was pretty cool. They were rerunning that that police chase

30:42

on TV last night, and every time I watched the police chase, that's

30:45

when I go, how the hell did he get off? You know,

30:48

when you listen to the call and he's talking about killing himself and the cops

30:51

begging him to throw the gun out the window, and he's like, no, man, I'm just let me get home, sucking do it at home.

30:56

Yeah, that happening. How did he see get off? And it's

31:02

like, okay, well that's almost an admission of guilt before it starts.

31:07

Yeah, and then to find people because the ratings on that, like it

31:11

wasn't true ratings, But the amount of people who watched how to find a

31:15

jury that didn't see that or know of that or have knowledge is wild.

31:22

Apparently O. J. Simpson was frail before he died because of this prostate

31:26

cancer. It was was really bad, they say, And yeah, he

31:29

was in hospice, right, yeah, And they say also that his memorabilia

31:33

is flying off the shelves. Now, oh, I bet well, anytime

31:37

somebody notoriety happens, you know, there's a scramble. So where does that

31:41

money go? Well, the Goldmans would like their share. A lot of

31:45

people are just doing this on like eBay and chef stuff from and yeah stuff

31:51

that's not his, that's right, they can't have any of that. But yeah a lot of that stuff's going, you know, going crazy online and

31:57

it's just it's wild. But as ninety five million people watched the Bronco Chase,

32:04

Yeah, did they cut into the NBA Finals? I think five think

32:07

about that. I think you're right on that actually too pre internet situation.

32:12

So yeah, of course it's gonna you're gonna get a lot more eyes on

32:15

it because people have such limited places to see. Do you remember when you

32:19

like he was. He was running from the police for so long that people

32:22

by that point were like gathering on the side of the road the overpas overpasses

32:27

and like cheering them on news helicopters. Yeah, that's right, that's insane.

32:31

And then to not first of all, Denny doesn't kill himself, and

32:36

then he gets away with it. It's a wild thing. How the hell.

32:39

Anyway, there you go. The juice is expired and is fully loosen,

32:44

and I don't feel a bit sad about it. Yeah, pizza talking

32:52

about checking pizza Hot Ncdonnaldsnalds and I'm craving some fast with some spicy nuggies.

33:00

After we talked about those billboards yesterday that just like vent out the scent of

33:04

McDonald's French frise. I'm just like, actually, that sounds pretty good,

33:07

does sound really good? And that guy was talking, he was talking about

33:13

the new nuggets from the temper A bottle and they was real kut. Well,

33:16

every Friday, Beef water review is a brand new fast food item just

33:22

to see if it's good enough for you to try out beef. What are you reviewing today? Well, I am doing the limited offering from Wendy's.

33:29

That is the double pretzel baconator. Oh this is the bacon or I'm sorry,

33:37

the pretzel refer to the bunch. Yes, it is your standard Dave's

33:40

double on a pretzel bun. And I gotta say it was pretty dog one

33:45

delicious. Wow, dude, Wendy's is good. Man, Yeah, it was solid. Experimental burgers are pretty goods in Ages is a quality burger.

33:54

They make a good burg across the board. The paddies are always good.

33:58

It's a now, yeah, this this one the bacon and the it was

34:04

a meaty, meaty option. So two patties and bake patties bacon cheese.

34:09

Now, normally when you go to McDonald you get two mcdoubles because you're a

34:13

thick bitch. What about this? Did you get two of these or just

34:15

one? No? Well, I'll show you a picture of it. It's the it's the full size double. It's a bit so it went patty bacon,

34:22

cheese, patty bacon tomato. Snarly question one fifty galeries one fifty last

34:32

night? Are you okay? Like? Are you good? Oh? I'm

34:37

freaking woke up, still sweating, all right? But you got a side

34:40

ache after that, the only red flag is the pretzel bun. What is

34:44

the because if a pretzel bun is hard to blow, the whole super soft,

34:50

And I thought it was going to be too chewy and it because at first that's what I thought, because I'm thinking, like a pretzel you get

34:54

at the game, is there something on it? Also? Is it just

35:00

it's your standard pretzel like pub style pretzel fun. Yeah, it's not one

35:06

that I would normally lean to, but it was one of the few limited items available to try this week, so I'm like, all right, I'll

35:10

dance with that double and see what happened. And lo and behold, it

35:15

surprised me that I like the pretzel bun better than I anticipated. All around,

35:17

it was a great basic It's basic. How much was good? It

35:21

was nine dollars over a thousand calories, thousand and fifty calories. Ate them

35:28

all? You didn't you didn't order anything else. My daughter wanted a six

35:31

piece nug so I got that and the six piece nug and it was thirteen

35:35

and some change. Oh look at that. Do you get any fries with the burger? No? It was The burger was nine fifty and the six

35:44

piece how much is a six piece nugget? Well, you got also sales

35:47

tax on there too, Oh yeah, another buck fifty to the man.

35:54

Is your daughter a regular nuggy or a spicy nuggy regular? Yeah, I've

36:01

got the best spicy nuggets, dude, as her father. I'm hoping one

36:05

day she redeems herself. Right now, she's sticking with the simple ones. All right, that's whatever, It's all right. How many beef burgers do

36:09

you give this? Give this eight point two beef burgers on the beef meter,

36:14

alright, because it's good. It's a little steep for the simplicity,

36:19

but it's good. And I'm still sweating. I still feel full from last

36:22

night. Thank you. It is the double pretzel bacon it. Yeah,

36:29

you think you went to Arby's with those meat sweats. I tried to go to Arby's this week and they've got nothing, nothing, nothing, because they

36:35

don't need to they don't need the gimmicks, exactly. I'm ready for it

36:39

when they want to bring some wago something back. All right, thank you

36:44

be Flotter for that fifty gallery. Go check that thing out, Wendy says,

36:49

sound good man, all right, coming up in a little bit more

36:51

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37:07

just a reminder that Monday is tax stage. If you haven't filed your twenty

37:12

twenty three tax returned with the IRS, you do still have time. You've

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got till eleven fifty nine pm on Monday. Now, if you cannot file

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a failure to file penalty. It's not an extension to pay whatever outstanding balance

37:37

from previous years you may owe. That amount is still due on April fifteenth.

37:40

So just to heads up there, that kicker that we got this year,

37:44

the Orgonians Organs got nice ready. Now, I wish they do it

37:47

every year, I know, but I don't think they are. I guess

37:51

we're the only state that's doing it. And this is it will be like no kicker for Casey and Washington. Nope. I've never ever gotten a kicker

37:57

check and I've paid a lot of organ taxes. Oh brutal. That isn't

38:01

fair when you work in Oregon, right, it makes no sense to me.

38:05

You got to pay two taxes yep, you know, and for two different states. It's crazy. Yeah, I make six dollars a week to

38:09

work here, but I love every penny. I'm glad you're here. It's

38:13

worth it. Instagram they're testing this new feature that will automatically blur nudities sent

38:20

through dms as a part of its campaign to fight sexual scams. They say

38:23

that scammers often use dms to ask for intimate images, which are then used

38:29

to extort that person. So the feature is automatically going to be turned on

38:31

for anyone under the age of eighteen, and adult users will get a notification

38:37

encouraging them to turn it on as well. Now, of course, the

38:39

images, even though they will be blurred, they'll have a warning and an

38:43

option for you to view them anyway. So if you're still sending nudi picks

38:47

through dms and they're solicited, then go wild, have fun. So but

38:57

you can still see like a weeny shadow is that what's going on? It's

38:59

like lurd, but it's not gone. Yeah, it's probably like one of those invisible ink type situations. Get a blurd creep out. Now it's a

39:07

whole Yeah exactly. If you squint, it's like a magic You can stay

39:09

there long enough, a little toy boat pops. Yeah exactly. And if

39:14

you've ever dreamt of sipping a slurpee out of a cowboy hat, seven eleven

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as a deal for you, they are bringing back there Bring your own cup

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39:29

for only two bucks at seven eleven stores. There are very few rules,

39:34

but all containers have to fit in like an There's going to be an in

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store display with a ten inch diameter which ensures the cup can fit under the

39:43

slurpy dispenser. But other than that, you can bring in pretty much any

39:46

container you want, although there is a limit to just one per customers,

39:50

so it I'll go crazy more than those stories one of five nine in the brew dot com. Thank you very much. Rees Casey recently told us a

39:57

story about how he pulled off the impossible. This is a wild story.

40:00

We'll tell you about it right after Green Day, Happy Friday. It's Tanner, Drew and Laura. You're listening Drew and Laura, Drew and Laura.

40:09

Oh, let it out. I'm letting it out. You guys are letting

40:15

it out Friday. I am excited this week and I'm gonna go see that

40:20

new Civil War movie and it's looking good man eighty five percent on Rotten Tomatoes

40:24

because what it's God? So if you want to see that trailer one of

40:28

five nine dot com you know what I watched. Also, I think we talked about this last week Late Night with at the Devil that had like a

40:34

surprisingly good rating on Tomatoes. Is that a movie? But yeah? And

40:37

you like a living room theater? No, it was. I just wanted

40:42

like a last some of the neighborhood theater as per usual. But it was

40:46

very strange. It was good, but I think maybe I don't know if

40:52

you guys would like it. Yeah, but it is lined behind the Civil War, which looks good. Yeah, a block bus, god sella movie

40:59

that came out. God's on. Do you really need to know? Did

41:01

that do well? It did well? Yeah, it did really well.

41:05

But it's got good reviews on on tomatoes. Okay, the audience score anyway,

41:08

you know, the critics are like, this is trash. Of course,

41:12

Yeah, the audience likes it. I'll go see those movies. But

41:14

if you want to see the trailers one of five nine the dot com Yes, b I was just gonna say that kind of always the way it is,

41:19

don't. The people love it more than the critics. Not always.

41:22

Sometimes classic things, it's nostalgia. You get a lot of audience scores that

41:28

make up for a lack of anything else. All right, Yeah, sometimes

41:32

I think people I think that people rotten tomatoes are high though, sometimes because

41:37

some things are wrong. Yeah, like Back to Future two is rated lower than Back to Future three. That's just wrong. That's just scientifically wrong.

41:44

Yeah. Yeah, it doesn't make sense as long as the first one is

41:47

rated the highest, though, that the universe would flip it is it is?

41:50

Yeah, I if the third was rated the highest, I'd burn a building to the ground. Yeah, I would call hackers uh on their foul

41:57

there, but those trailers dot com? All right, this morning, we'd

42:01

love to know how you pulled off the impossible. Casey told us the story

42:07

yesterday about our maybe was Wednesday. How he pulled off the impossible, And

42:09

I still am thinking I last night. I was like, how the hell

42:12

does he do something like that at that age where he pulled it off.

42:15

I guess you were in high school when you did this. Junior year of

42:17

high school. So what happened your junior year of high school? Junior year

42:21

of high school? Smoking a lot of dope, skipping a lot of school, spending a lot of time at the Danny's eating grand slang. Where'd you

42:25

go to high school? At Columbia River High School up in Vancouver? Go

42:29

chiefs? All right? And you were just smoking weed all the time, slas. I just enjoyed the social aspect of school and enjoyed my time with

42:37

my friends. You weren't especially a good student, no, like I wasn't

42:40

an idiot. I just hated I hated doing the homework and stuff, so

42:44

like I would had a lot of that problem. I crushed it in classes that I liked. I didn't do so good in classes. I say,

42:50

yeah, yeah, So Junior English had a hard teacher, Miss Lawrence.

42:54

She she took no guff off anybody, and she would freak out on a

42:59

whim it was, and people love to push her buttons. So she throws

43:04

I'm failing hard, obviously, and she goes a fat ft yep and up

43:09

against the final, and the final she throws out is going to be a

43:13

poetry report, which is not exciting, like a what poetry? And I'm

43:16

like, crap, how am I going to I like, there's no way

43:20

I'm gonna be able to pull anything that is going to be anywhere good enough

43:23

to like pass this class, because I mean, I'm in a deficit.

43:27

And so again, you guys got to take me. This is back in

43:30

time. This is nineteen ninety three, pre internet, no you know,

43:35

no modern technology to like get this information right. Okay, So I got

43:39

to figure out who I'm going to do this report on. Head down to

43:42

the library perusing the poetry, you know section, just reading the back of

43:46

books, and I stumble onto this guy named William Stafford. And as it's

43:52

describing this this guy's history, it says that he lives in Lake us we

43:55

Go, Oregon, and I go, wait, that's not very far from

43:59

here, mm hmm. So uh, I crack a phone book white pages

44:04

in my library, and uh phone book and and start to look to see

44:09

if there's no the white pages were like personal numbers run through to staffords and

44:13

I'm just looking to see if there's anything close and I and I see a couple that might be might be good. So I remember doing this back in

44:20

the day. We're having to look up a name and then calling like nine people and asked you you got to put in the shoe leather man. And

44:29

so I had to go to the office to get a long distance code because

44:34

it was a toll call to call from Washington to Oregon at that time.

44:37

And so I just start dialing for dollars and about the third call, this

44:44

older gentleman answers the phone and I said, Hi, I'm looking for William

44:46

Stafford and he goes, this is William Stafford, and uh. I introduced

44:51

myself and I go, hey, I'm a student up here at Clumber River High School and I've selected you as you know, the poet that I'm doing

44:57

my final one. And he goes, oh, that's great, and I

44:59

was like, I was wondering if you might be interested in coming and speaking

45:02

to my class, and you know, he was polite about it, but

45:06

kind of kurt and was like, I'm busy, but I appreciate you,

45:09

like he get out of here. He cut it. He cut it pretty

45:13

short. So I hang up the brown phone with the light up buttons at

45:17

the bottom, you know where you got a hammer down, take your line,

45:21

dial nine for an outside number, you know, do that whole bit. And so I'm like, crap, what am I going to do now?

45:25

And so I think I'm just going to call back. So I waited

45:30

the next day, and I was gonna go like, when you we're gonna

45:32

call back and just ask it yeah, and fully follow on the sword and

45:37

go, look, I know you like I'm failing, can you please?

45:40

I don't want him to think I was a bad student, you know what

45:44

I mean. So I was trying to really skirt it, and I'm sure

45:46

that I just I've selected you. You're here, this could be a great

45:52

thing. And so, uh so I called back the next day, get

45:54

his wife and and I go, hey, I talked to your husband yesterday

45:59

and went through the whole thing again, and evidently I charmed her, and

46:02

she goes, she goes call back tomorrow at eleven. Yeah, And so

46:07

I go, all right, hey, we're getting somewhere. That was better than my call yesterday. And so third time call he answers the phone,

46:15

introduced myself, and he goes, yeah, I understand you talked to my wife. Yes, he's fu heared about it. You know, he didn't

46:21

like get rude, but like clearly, you know, he was well aware

46:24

of my attempt at calling. And so he goes, so what time,

46:28

what time would this be and how long would it take and whatever? Right,

46:31

And I'm like dumbfound it, Like this is this plan is? I

46:36

can just imagine what she said to him, like this high school kid, you're gonna do it. You're gonna do it, You're gonna that's because I

46:40

think he was like a literature professor at Lewis and Clark. This guy,

46:45

this guy, I looked him up when you said where he's from. So

46:47

it's the same year ninety three is when the year I moved there. He's

46:52

like on the list of the most famous people to ever live in the city.

46:54

Super big deal. Have no idea. I'm an ignorant sixteen year old.

46:58

Yeah, they're right. And what's his name? Williams Staff, Williamstad

47:00

And this is the beauty of the whole thing. It's only because I'm an

47:04

idiot that it worked, Because if I was smart a. I wouldn't have

47:07

cold called in the first place too. I would have taken no and just

47:09

put my tail between my legs and walked off. But I'm an idiot,

47:13

and I go, no, I'm gonna call back. He agreed, So

47:15

he agreed, and we, uh we set up the time he comes in.

47:19

And I was trying not to say anything to my teacher because I didn't

47:22

want it to fall apart. And uh so it was like the day before

47:25

everything was confirmed, and I go, hey, I got William Stafford coming

47:29

in tomorrow to be a part of my presentation, and she like lost her

47:34

mind, like she fangerled out yeah right, like he literally like I cannot

47:39

tell you that the way the tide turned, I went from being like one

47:44

of those kids that she wishes she never saw again to like, oh my

47:46

gosh, this is fantastic. And you went from an f to what like

47:50

Max points And it wasn't even It didn't stop there. It was the rest

47:58

of the year. When my little brother got her, she made two and

48:01

two figured out he was my brother. He sailed right through half that Jesus

48:07

wow. So he knelt like I was annoyed as balls. I'm sure it

48:09

comes in, does the report, everything's great, plagiarize the crap out of

48:14

my report, Like, dude, I deserved no good graces in this thing

48:17

because I really just don't do that. Yeah, definitely, like a normal

48:22

kid, don't do the hard work like I did, where you're calling strangers

48:27

and begging. But the way it worked out, though, I mean,

48:29

what an incredible thing for for one, that a high school kid would even

48:32

go to that length to do all that, but that you actually convinced his

48:36

wife and then she convinced him. Yeah, so then like I reluctantly came

48:38

to the school. Yeah, about five years ago, I'm at Starbucks in

48:42

my neighborhood and I realized Missus Lawrence is in front of me, and so

48:45

I tap her on the shoulder and I go, Missus Lawrence is great to

48:49

see you. When she turns around, she goes Casey Bay and I went

48:52

whoa, And she goes, I've wondered what's happened to you? And I

48:54

go, well, I hope, I hope it's good things that you're thinking

48:58

of, and she goes, of course, you're a great kid. Fifty

49:00

fifty drug. Yeah, She's like, I knew you were high. You didn't like to do your homework, but you were always a good Yeah,

49:05

And she and missus Lawrence will I will always be endeared to her because she

49:08

was the first teacher that like pulled me aside and went, you're a good

49:12

writer. You know how to use words, and you need to harness this

49:15

because you've got a skill here. Pretty much, she just liked the kids.

49:17

And then in a final note a few months later, William Stafford dies

49:21

of a heart. I was gonna say, I just looked it up August of nineteen ninety three, so it's like, man, Casey, what you

49:27

I don't know if that's luck or you got him be passed or what,

49:31

but jeez, maybe what a great hell Mary story. It's a huge win.

49:36

I had no like, I mean, and it was all just stupidity

49:39

that got threw it out there and it worked out. We'd love to hear

49:43

about your hall Mary stories. If you pulled something like that off, you just pulled off the impossible. But I had no idea that his popularity,

49:50

had no idea that he'd won big awards, like, no, what did you win? Let's see just that year he won, Let's see the Robert

49:58

Frost Medal. Int he won the Western States Book Award in ninety two.

50:02

He was the consultantant consultant in poetry to the Library of Congress. You can

50:08

go into the Lake Osuiga Library like once a year and they discussed the man,

50:14

so you could go discuss My teacher said, I have told this story in and my literature club multiple times. Oh wow, look at you.

50:21

That's a great story, dude, tell us about yours eight sixty six,

50:24

four four, five, one five nine. Through sports, he's well,

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O. J. Simpson is yesterday's news. And it looks like that will

50:38

stay that way with the teams that he's associated with, like the USC Trojans

50:43

and the Buffalo Bills, where he had a storied career. But that was

50:47

all wiped out in nineteen ninety three when or ninety four whatever, you guys

50:53

know, it's a massive, terrible time. I don't have the date in

50:55

front of me, but it was on my birthday and I'll never forget that

50:59

part. But OJ, they are not talking about it in those places.

51:01

There will be no release of a thing from the team. If you were

51:06

just a standard issue Hall of Famer, they would do a tribute to you

51:08

and your condolences to your family and a ring on or think, nah,

51:13

it's not happening. It's done for OJ tom Brady, Hey, really great

51:15

if they just donated money to the Goldman's or something, you know, like,

51:19

yeah, this guy's such a piece of garbage, just to put some

51:22

of that cash aside. I mean, it is just the NFL is an absolute atm, so you could come up with some cash to make that right.

51:28

Tom Brady says he's not opposed to certain scenarios where he might shake off

51:35

those cleats and tie him up one more time he believe it or not.

51:37

He was asked if a star quarterback went down in like halfway through the season,

51:43

so all you gotta do is a stretch run in a Super Bowl, would you take that phone call? He said this, I'm not opposed to

51:50

it. If they would. I don't know if they're gonna let me if

51:52

I become an owner and an NFL team, But I don't know. If I don't know, I'm always going to be a good shape. I always

51:57

be able to throw the ball. So to come in for a little bit

52:00

like MJ coming back. I don't know if they let me, but I

52:04

wouldn't be opposed to it. Just compare himself to Michael. Yeah, you're

52:07

not supposed to do that on the surface level, but you leave that to

52:10

other people. The Master's going on right now, Round two action, Max

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but still eight strokes back. And check out the Blazers tonight at the Motor

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Center. Just two games left. They'll take on the Rockets at seven o'clock.

52:25

There's a sports at nine thirty this morning. We will have your tickets

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to w W E Raw winning before he can buy him one last pair. That's at nine thirty on the Brew. You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura

52:39

Drew and Laura, All Right, when did you pull off a hell Mary?

52:44

Like the beef He was in high school. He's failing a class.

52:46

What class was it again? Junior English? Junior English? And he threw

52:51

a hell Mary and called some dude names William Stafford Hacker to be a famous,

52:55

famous poet, famous poet. And the guy first said no, he

52:59

said, yeah, off my phone, get down. Yeah, he doesn't accept that. Antm right, sixteen year old beef water did not, So

53:04

we called back the next day, got ahold of his wife and charmed her,

53:07

convinced her to convince him to come to beef Water's class, right and

53:10

do and do like a presentationop and beef Water went from an F like A

53:16

I don't know, would you like forty fifty percent? Whatever? I went

53:19

from whatever the lowest is to whatever the highest DG. Yeah, she gave

53:22

you an A plus after that. It's hard to put a number on where he was down there. I was in the well pretty great, hell Mary,

53:28

Laura, did you ever pull off a hail Mary like this? Not that I can think of. I mean, I was a pretty in terms

53:34

of class especially. I was a good student and I didn't like getting in

53:39

trouble at all. Like I was so like when I went home, I

53:43

would do my homework. I was very studious, and if I happened to

53:46

forget, it was like it was like a water works type of thing too,

53:49

where I would get like I would just get really upset if I got

53:52

busted. It was very studious doing the wrong thing truly though I like it.

53:55

Yeah, So I don't know, I mean, you're a huge nerd,

53:58

but hey, yeah, I just didn't like getting in trouble. Yeah,

54:00

you're the You're the girl that would put your trapper keeper up and build

54:04

a barrier around your test so nobody could see from any angle. I remember

54:08

those. It wasn't super smart or anything. So you can cheat off my

54:12

paper. I don't know if your grade's gonna be that good, but given

54:14

that, we always just gave it a shot anyway, figure that's gonna be better than what we got. Absolutely, I don't remember pulling off any hail

54:21

Mary like that. I mean I remember trying, and I think I failed. Probably hell on that I can think of. When back when I lived

54:30

in Eugene went to U of Vogue before we met, I was in a

54:32

photography class and it was the dawn of cell phones and digital pictures and they

54:38

were trash right like, so let's put them in a trash bucket, nothing

54:43

like what you see today. And I was not showing up to photography a

54:46

lot. I was not understanding the old school cameras on the level that I

54:51

needed to, and really was given zero craps about any of it. But

54:55

I did I was going to greatly affect my my situation and maybe put me

55:00

on academic probation. So I was trying to take pictures with digital cameras and

55:06

then pass them off as if they were photography, like literit film cameras.

55:12

How'd that work out for you? It actually worked out in a strange way.

55:15

This teacher was like early twenties, and he was way closer to my

55:20

age than any other professor, and he was new to the game. And

55:23

one night he showed up. He showed up to Taylor's Bar and grill,

55:28

and I was in the well and I ended up having a couple of drinks

55:31

with this guy. I was on a fake ID. I know it was

55:35

even twenty one wow at Tay's and I ended up buying him a drink,

55:38

made him laugh a couple of times, and that I told him I was

55:42

a student, and he was kind of like aware of that but not really

55:45

moved to the end of the term, I deserve to fail. I got

55:49

to be minus and he passed. I got to be minus off of digital

55:52

photos from get your teachers drunk. That's the message here, Get your teachers

55:57

drunk. In my past, it worked out, or guilter, guilt trip

56:01

their wives. That work, And I think the answer is building a relationship

56:05

can take you places. Yeah, absolutely, absolutely, It's all about who you are. I mean, we found out talking to Bayman, who owns

56:09

the Goonies House in Astoria, that the only reason the owner, the old

56:13

owner, sold it to him is because they liked him. There was somebody

56:15

else who put in a bigger offer, but they liked game, and they're

56:17

like, we like, we like you, We're going to sell the house

56:21

to you. Being likable goes a long way. It's you get a lot

56:23

more with sugar. Yeah, for sure. Tell us about your hell Mary

56:28

that you pulled off Fitz Tanner, Ju and Laura. This guy's been a

56:30

hole for a few minutes. You said you had one that's a little like beef Waters. So when I was in ninth grade, I got my said

56:37

teacher, I don't I don't want to say his real name. I'll call

56:39

him mister m He had a history of being got a root to other kids

56:46

and it and it turns out that my sister, my oldest sister, was

56:51

his class earlier and he was one of them who the tape recorder. This

56:55

is back in the day when you actually had to put the Yeah, and

57:00

she snuck in a tape recorder and recorded him, and he was telling kids

57:05

like that the waste of oxygen and just like bearading him. Yeah for sure,

57:14

yeah right, like he would he would make kids hold the plant because

57:19

you know, they're wasting oxygen and the plants supposed to readmit the oxen that

57:23

they're wasting brilliant plant, right right. So so unannounced to me i'm younger,

57:32

that he got in trouble for that. So I show up nine grade

57:36

year and and in the class, I don't know nothing. But he posted

57:38

aside like the second day and he was like, group, I know your

57:44

If he just keep things cool, I'll pass you. And I was like,

57:47

I'm a stoner skateboarder. So I was like, Bud, do it.

57:52

Yeah, I did the bare minimum all year long. And then that

57:57

he gives me a piece, not a letter grade. And then later later

58:05

when I got his counselor's office, they're like, I don't know at I

58:09

was just shrugging my shoulders, like wow, all right, I mean he's

58:15

dumbest in that subject. Hey, I don't know a thing about physics past

58:19

the class. All right, bro, thanks, I appreciate your calling it.

58:22

Eight sixty six four four five one oh five nine is the number I

58:27

was as that guy was talking, I was thinking that there was there is

58:30

one Hell Mary. Has nothing to do with school or anything, right. I was actually with working with Drew at a nightclub once. Okay, But

58:36

the only hell hair Mary I can think of that's coming to mind is that I remember seeing I remember this girl walked into the club and she was gorgeous.

58:42

I just I spotted her the moment she walked in, but I didn't

58:45

talk to her for the two hours I was at the club, I didn't talk to her. She's too hot for me. I just figured it was

58:50

not gonna happen. But I remember being up to Drew and I would be up on the stage just having to like host the thing and around the booty

58:57

dances yeah, and I'd be like, make some it's on the microphone.

59:00

I hated what I had to do there, but I did it. It paid well to yell. So we had to do this club gig every every

59:07

week. And this gorgeous girl showed up. I spotted her the moment she walked in, but I didn't talk to her to the entire night. But

59:12

I did see her dancing in front of us with like random guys would come

59:15

up to her trying to hit on her and like dance with her, and she would just kind of like kind of like dance away from him, you

59:20

know. Yeah, And I remember one time this guy. It was really

59:23

late in the night, maybe about ready to close one thirty in the morning,

59:27

you know, and this guy's trying to grind on her. And I

59:30

just remember thinking, I'm gonna go up to her and pretend that I know her and save her from this thing. I was a little drunk, and

59:35

it's a bold move, right, and I did. I walked up to her and I go, hey, what's up. I made it act like

59:39

I think, I made it act like I knew her, and she picked

59:42

up on it right away, and I go, okay, come on, hang up with me. The dude's waiting for you. Whatever I said,

59:45

I can't remember even what I said. So we walked away, and I

59:49

said, I just realized that you didn't want to dance with that dude,

59:52

and I just figured i'd save you anyway, have a good night. Swooped

59:54

in and she goes, what's your name? And I talked to her for

59:57

a little bit. She gave me her number and we hooked up like two nights later. That's a win. That's a win. That's a good Hell.

1:00:04

Mary and we dated for a while. I really you know she's married

1:00:06

now. Of course they don't all work out. It's send their a little

1:00:12

note to hey. Remember that time. It's like hey, your friends in

1:00:14

the hallway. She's like, it's not gonna work this thing. You don't need you don't need saving. I thought, maybe I remember that. I

1:00:20

couldn't believe that worked that. I just went up and pretended and I just

1:00:23

remember she was like the hottest girl there and it worked out, and that's

1:00:27

never happened before since. So it's to your confidence. You rolled in.

1:00:30

They're very confident about what your plan was and executed it. She picked up

1:00:34

on both things saved her, and you were brave enough to do that.

1:00:37

So I say tip of the cap. Well, tell us, thank you,

1:00:39

my friend. It's again. It hasn't happened since. Tell us about

1:00:43

your help. Mary. Nine is a lazy boy text line you, Laura,

1:00:51

We're commercial free thanks to our friends. Over a lazy boy. It's one of five nine the Broods Energy with Dolora. I received a few text

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messages and a couple of talkbacks today, people saying that we should check out

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the new Fallout TV show. Yeah, okay, so this is based on

1:01:06

a video game, Yes, fall Out the game. I guess I've made

1:01:08

a few of them. I hear people or people are into it. Love

1:01:13

it right, Yeah. I played it for about ten minutes. It's not

1:01:15

my kind of game because it's like, I don't like those games where you have to like come up with a sentence to say to a guy, like

1:01:20

you get to choose three sentences to end. So I hate that. I

1:01:23

just want to shoot. I just want to shoot and maybe like have to

1:01:27

throw grenade. You want the story that goes along the cut scene here and

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there and be like cut scenees, fine, I don't want to have to like choose the dialogue. I hate games like that. So anyway, that's

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what hell, that's what Fallout is like. And it's on Prime Video and

1:01:40

I just checked it out on Rotten Tomatoes. It looks like it's got like

1:01:45

a ninety five percent. Yeah, and I just looked at the opening scene.

1:01:49

Looks good, You're in pretty intense. Wow, whoa, whoa.

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I just watched the opening sing on the internet and I could not freaking believe

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it. I can't wait to go home and watch it like a limited series

1:02:00

or like I don't know. I think it's just a series on Prime,

1:02:04

but I don't know anything else about its traction. Will give a bunch of

1:02:07

season Prime. Anybody which anyone good in it? It did look like I

1:02:14

have a good had a good cast. You recognize some of the people in it. I don't know their names, but you recognize them. Nice.

1:02:19

But I really, Uh, the trailer looks great, the opening scene looks

1:02:22

great, and everyone's saying it's good. Go check out a Fallout, I

1:02:25

guess on Amazon Prime. All right, yeah, come back on Monday.

1:02:30

Tell us what you think of it. We got some text messages today,

1:02:32

This one I think, Uh, says Hi, Hi Tanner, Drew and

1:02:37

Laura. This is Kelly mcdee's fiance. All right, she says, I read that the actor Jesse Plemmons, who's Meth Damon, married Kristin Duhnson.

1:02:44

He's in that movie Civil War. I guess he's in the movie because the original actor wasn't able to handle it. So what you either fired or quit

1:02:52

or something. They replaced him with Kristin Dunz's husband. Well, Jesse plemmons.

1:02:54

Whether that's true or not, he's perfect for this type of role and

1:02:59

that is incredible reviews online too. I guess some people are kind of split

1:03:02

because you don't really know what the Civil War's over. It's kind of vague,

1:03:05

I guess, right, and they don't really like it's not like what

1:03:07

you think it is. You don't go into it think you know there's left and there's right, and then there's a Trump guy and a Biden guy,

1:03:13

and then get a little weird right before sounds like it's like state by state

1:03:15

and then like the military versus American citizens, right, Like that's what it

1:03:21

kind of feels like. And I guess it's vague the whole movie. You

1:03:24

don't really know what we are watching that show on Remember the show VP,

1:03:30

you never actually knew what side she was on, And I guess watching the show you never knew she was a Republican or Democrat. I guess it's a

1:03:35

little like that writing the line, and maybe it's not about politics, it's

1:03:37

more about you know, because in the trailer it said something along the lines

1:03:43

of bombing your own people, So it could just be geographic, like Brah,

1:03:47

you get the wrong Coast. It looks like it's got an eighty three

1:03:50

percent on Rotten Tomatoes, but the audience scores eighty six percent. So in

1:03:53

the eighties you'll joy or so. I also feel like I've heard people say

1:03:59

that they don't want to see I'm kind of in this boat because it's too real, you know, it hits too close toime. So tell me why

1:04:03

I want to see. Yeah, the only reason people are going to go see it is probably because of that. Because we're gonna have our own here

1:04:08

soon anyway, so wait for that'll be the sequel. Well, let's not

1:04:11

give people any ideas, you know, go check out all the trailers for

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Drew and Laura. In the last hour, we were talking about hell

1:04:42

Mary's pulling off a hail Mary like, he like, this probably isn't gonna

1:04:45

work, but I'm gonna try. And then it worked out. Yeah,

1:04:48

Kadbfwater Bay told us a really great story about when he was in high school.

1:04:51

I guess just try to call this poet of the famous poet here in

1:04:56

locally or he's not with this anymore. All right, pe William William Stafford.

1:05:00

We'll get Stafford. So I guess Casey got ahold of this guy.

1:05:03

At first he said no. Then Casey got ahold of his wife the next

1:05:06

day, and then convinced his wife to convince him, and beef Water got

1:05:12

this famous poet to show up at his class and do a presentation in the

1:05:15

car. Not only did he pass, he got an a plug. Yeah,

1:05:18

and there's a major road in that city called Stafford Road. I wonder

1:05:24

if that's his name, will Be could be there's already famous in the history

1:05:29

of the city, and there's trails and stuff named after me. Said so interesting, We want to know about your hail Mary. Tell us about it.

1:05:34

We got to talk back through the iHeartRadio app Happy Friday, Brew Crew.

1:05:39

So one time I pulled off the impossible. I went on a bumble

1:05:42

date and this girl was dropped dead gorgeous. Turns out she was an actress

1:05:47

from an Adam Sandler movie Grown Ups, And so I figured this is there's

1:05:53

no way, Like, this is way out of my league. You know,

1:05:56

I'm like a truck driver. Well, we went home together and it

1:05:59

worked out. Hey, you know, short term, so bing bong every

1:06:03

friday. Hey you go bad, that's pretty great. Sell yourself short Yeah,

1:06:10

honestly, like we got to get there before she figures out who I

1:06:13

am, figures out that I drive truck. But honestly, how many times

1:06:16

saying have guys and I know that I'm guilty of it too, have have

1:06:19

we thought, oh, we don't have a chance with that person. You

1:06:23

never know, You never know until you try. And how many times does

1:06:26

it die on the vine because they think that and maybe the girl thinks the

1:06:29

same thing and you walk into different directions? Yeah, I can. You know. I'm sure every guy's been in the situation where you've talked to a

1:06:34

girl that you were friends with in high school and she says that she had

1:06:38

to crush on you and you're like, like, I finally, if I

1:06:44

only knew and I had the confidence. Yeah. Yeah, that's why. You just got to have the confidence even if you're not sure, just go

1:06:48

for it. That's tough to tell a fifteen year old kid. Now into

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each other. All right, thanks to the calls and talk packs, we

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Drew and Laura Laura. All Right, before we play pick a flick and

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just rumors anyway, So I know that Bee Flodder will be dressed in a

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a closet furry thing going on here, Like I'm getting a vibe he's just

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waiting for any opportunity to bust out of ones. You go down to the

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creepy dungeon and pull one of my ones, he's out. You know,

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my first grader wears the tail sometimes, but it's I think it's different than

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what we're packing it think. So, yeah, are you in the furries Todd father? Not a chance. I would be more inclined to be an

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inmate. Okay, okay, well maybe if you play. Okay, the

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inmate is is get extra credit. Yeah, have you signed up yet?

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Oh? Of course. All right, my friend, Thank you for doing

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that. Well, we'll see you guys. Hey, there, h there's

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a food drive in Newburgh this week in rag Do you guys know when that

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is? Oh? Yeah, I don't have the actual time in front of

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me, but I know it's on the website. Let me look it up

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real quick. All I will look it up and we'll let you know on

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the air in a second. Okay, yes, a good man. All

1:09:31

right, thank you, my friend, you too. Let's play this game

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real quick and get somebody some w W kick. Let's play Tanner, Drew

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and Laura's click. We are going to describe a movie. Give you the

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You just have to tell us what movie it is to win the ticket.

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It's pretty simple. You we get to choose the genre. Look at

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that. Yeah, this is leading you right to water. Let's go to

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I believe. Uh, we'll go to Sarah calling. No that's not it.

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that's not the right line. Mm hmm. Sean Sean there he is Sean

1:10:19

from skept poos? What's up? Bro? I don't think that's I think

1:10:25

the one that says Sean is the one that's that's probably it. Sean,

1:10:30

good morning? What's going on there? He is? What's going on in

1:10:34

the in the poos this morning? That's in the bood? What's going on in skeptics this morning? In the sky? Not a whole heck of a

1:10:41

lot. Getting ready to do this in traveling? All right? Where you going Pendleton? Look at that? Get himself a nice blanket and a belt

1:10:48

buckle? I'm talking about? Is it for work or what are you doing

1:10:53

in Pendleton? Na? Kid has a dance comp Dad? We got a

1:10:59

dance dad? Ten nice? It's dead here going on? All right,

1:11:02

dude, what's the last movie you saw? Oh? Let's see crap.

1:11:10

Do people not watch movies anymore? What is? It's been a while?

1:11:13

It's scapoos. Take get outside. You don't know the last movie you watched?

1:11:18

Now, I'm trying to remember. We watch a movie every week. Uh, you know it all blends together after a while. Yeah, it's

1:11:27

like Shrek three. Okay, yeah, all right, so this might be

1:11:30

difficult for you. Then all right, you get to choose your genre.

1:11:33

But please don't pick comedy. I mean, if you do. If you

1:11:36

do, that's fine. This one's gonna be a little more challenging. Just

1:11:41

make them so badly different. Yeah, choose whatever you want. Do what

1:11:45

you want to do, you do still dealer's choice. But do you want

1:11:47

horror, action, comedy or drama? I think for fun, we're gonna

1:11:53

do action this time. Okay, Well all right, well, this,

1:11:57

this one's gonna this one's gonna be so easy, all right. A New

1:12:00

York City policeman is visiting his estranged wife and daughters on Christmas Eve. He

1:12:06

joins her at a holiday party, but festivities are interrupted by a group of

1:12:11

terrorists who take over the high rise and everyone in it. Name the movie,

1:12:15

bro, and if you don't, you're ridiculous. You can't call in the show ever again. I know I on the you're blanking on that.

1:12:28

I mean, like, if you don't know, I will agree for you.

1:12:31

It's highly contested though, I know. Three two I got I can't

1:12:40

think of the name. Just say something. Oh that's wrong, all right,

1:12:47

you gotta move on. Sorry, sorry, Sean. Sorry, right

1:12:53

on the tip of his tongue. He is going to smack a steering wheel.

1:12:57

Yeah, yeah, I liked him too. It's too bad. All

1:12:59

right, Let's go to line three. M. I don't know who this

1:13:05

is. I think, who are you? Yeah? This is your name?

1:13:09

Daniel? Yep, Oh it's up, damn Daniel, I got it.

1:13:13

Ride right? What's what movie is that? Did Die Hall? Jimpy

1:13:19

Ki? Someone said Enter the Dragon with Bruce Lee. You can get out

1:13:26

of here. Come on the close second there for sure, that is a

1:13:30

great movie to Enter Dragon. All right, dude, you just got tickets winning before you can buy them, tickets to w W E Raw Big Dog.

1:13:39

Yeah, nice, nice, nice, Hang on, we'll get your

1:13:42

info. The tickets do go and sale. I believe this morning at ten

1:13:45

am when them before you can buy them for twenty twenty more minutes, Yes, twenty more minutes, and you'll be able to do that. So bang

1:13:50

bang bing and the food drive. You wanted food drive information, Oh yes,

1:13:57

that is April fourteenth, two pm, Fred Meyern, Newburgh Sunday and

1:14:01

New Sunday Sunday, Sunday twelve to two twelve. All right, we do

1:14:06

have info one five nine dot com. We're gonna find out what's trending next.

1:14:14

La al right, sorry, I had we had some boy scouts in the studio, like, like literally some boy scouts that we weren't. It's

1:14:20

not an insult, like, all right, boy scout now, like we

1:14:24

literally had like a like a team of twenty boy scouts Troop one O six

1:14:28

I think from Saint Helen's. Yeah, yeah, yeah, very respectful teenage

1:14:32

boys. And it smells like teenage boys in here now, locker room bo

1:14:38

and fe like some acts. Probably there was no there was no axe body

1:14:43

spray. I was actively anywhere near our door just to try and get rid

1:14:46

of the bo a minute ago. Yeah it's hot in here too, okay,

1:14:48

but we probably should not be saying that because they might have a song

1:14:53

on the lobby on them smelled amazing. We didn't say which one. There

1:14:59

was some cappy smell to you know, like when a cat pee is on

1:15:01

your clothes and then you put your clothes on and you don't realize it until

1:15:03

you get to work. No, because I have I have well behaved cats.

1:15:06

No you don't. We just don't tell you. I fed your cats

1:15:09

once. And those things are terrible. Wow. Yeah, I mean yeah,

1:15:12

but they don't care. They're they're very loving. They're just they just

1:15:15

jump right in your face. They do, they do. But they're cool.

1:15:18

All right, you got cool cats? Where were what? The boy

1:15:23

scouts were pretty pretty good kids, you know, one oh six. Those

1:15:26

guys are awesome. They were getting their radio merit badge. I didn't even

1:15:28

know there was a radio Marapa. And it makes sense in an emergency,

1:15:31

you know, if they're really gonna be people who help out when everything's going

1:15:34

down, it's nice to know at least something in an emergency. Here's how

1:15:38

you play a Katy Perry song. Now we're talking. You want to say

1:15:41

on a fire you put together a high five at nine and everything. Yeah,

1:15:45

we have Z one hundred in our building too, so that some of

1:15:47

those kids are excited about that. Yeah, can we get out of here.

1:15:50

I didn't get a chance to talk about this today. Uh you know,

1:15:54

the clips was on Monday, the big solar eclipse. At everyone on

1:15:57

the East coast and the people in the path of totality were talking about I

1:16:00

didn't really even care about it here because we didn't see it, right. I guess some people could see a little bit through the clouds if you focused

1:16:06

closed the stretch. Yeah there, I mean I saw some pictures that just

1:16:10

look like a little blurb. But this is funny. Pornhub has released their

1:16:14

numbers for Monday, and apparently eclipse searches went through the roof after the eclipse

1:16:19

and during the eclipse. Eclipse porn like sex during the eclipse eclipse, you

1:16:26

know, reach around or whatever. I don't interest. I need a new

1:16:30

what's the theme? They're like, what's different about eclipse porn than any other

1:16:32

day porn? Like, I don't get with this. I don't know.

1:16:35

You know, you know what goes down when day turns tonight for two minutes,

1:16:41

just enough time to get the job done the perfect length. So this

1:16:45

is what people were looking up on Monday. On pornhub, and it's mainly

1:16:49

eclipse. That's the that's the most trending word. Just they would type an

1:16:53

eclipse and pornhub and just see what would come up. I don't even know

1:16:55

what would come up. I don't like biscuit. I'm gonna try hold on

1:16:59

me, look okay, and go to pornhub. Maybe like some bigger I think I have a thumb tapped. Maybe like bigger people and littler people get

1:17:05

coming together. Yeah, I don't know. That's very strange. Or maybe

1:17:10

it's just those the news that have the balls on it. Yeah, just

1:17:16

this the span of station they were trying. They thought they were showing a

1:17:20

video of the eclipse, and some guy just dropped his nuts in the cameras

1:17:25

just a flashlight with someone's ball. Oh yeah. So it's just like it's

1:17:29

just solar eclips sex, like you know, like when it's outside the lights

1:17:32

aren't on. Wow, okay, I think solar clips. So it's the

1:17:36

second most search thing on on pornhub on Monday. Eclipse sex was third.

1:17:41

What's number one? Eclipse? Just all of it. It's just if people

1:17:45

just get bored of searching the same thing, and then there's a lot of

1:17:47

other stuff here, like a witch eclipse, men eclipse like guys who like

1:17:53

it when you're mean to them. Oh, I like that. There's something

1:17:55

for everyone. They'll be like, Oh, how about home intruders. Eclipse

1:18:00

gay was a big one that was searched on porn hub on Monday. I

1:18:02

just don't eclipse parody. So a lot of eclipse themed porn apparently is on

1:18:06

the internet with like just like Bonnie Tyler playing in the background. No bigger

1:18:10

turn on than when the moon and the sun come together, if you know

1:18:13

what I'm saying. Which so yeah, well there you go. I mean

1:18:17

people, cause people get turned on by anything. I feel like it was

1:18:20

as soon as the eclipse is done, we got all this crazy weather across

1:18:24

the country. People are humping like rabbits. They had a six increase on

1:18:29

April eighth. See things on porn hub. There're gonna be some babies that

1:18:33

come out nine months obvious. Obviously not because everyone's just spent on pornhub having

1:18:40

sex. Yeah, pornhub ruined the idea. Yeah, everyone hung out by

1:18:44

themselves. The states that looked at the most porn hub on Monday during the

1:18:48

eclipse. What do you think they do you think? Do you think?

1:18:53

No? I don't think it's a top ten. And if it is,

1:18:56

it's not because of the eclipse, because we're lonely. We're just doing the

1:18:59

same olds. Not only are we not in the top ten, we're in the top bottom bottom, we're actually second to the bottom. Nice sorry,

1:19:06

yeah, the bottom ten at the top we are. We are the bottom

1:19:10

bottom top. You just had an eclipse six years ago, so we're California's

1:19:14

dead last. Oregon is the next one. We're just so far away from

1:19:16

it. I think there wasn't as much fanfare. Sure it was like,

1:19:19

yeah, you might get a little piece out in the out in the totality

1:19:23

zone. But we're getting wild. What state was fapping the most on Monday

1:19:27

during the eclipse? What state was looking at the most porn hub? Let's

1:19:30

go with New York City, Texas. You're close, Laura, It's the

1:19:35

state of Maine, and then followed by Ohio, New Hampshire, Vermont,

1:19:43

Indiana, West Virginia. What's going on to New England? States up there,

1:19:46

they're getting freaky, just getting loose, chilling. Yeah, what am

1:19:50

I gonna do with these hands? Like it's four minutes of darkness. What

1:19:54

should I do? Oh? Yeah, I get done in formats. Yeah,

1:19:58

I think nobody can see me mode there is the world went into incognito

1:20:02

mode and you took care of it. So anyway, there you go.

1:20:06

And they we're lucky that we're not on the eclipse. I'm happy about that.

1:20:11

Get it list. So don't forget that we have a trash band It's

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saw that that spots are starting to Phillips got a couple of talkback messages through

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the iHeartRadio app. Good morning. Hey, we are hearing on the radio

1:21:00

that you guys are going to be at the Newburg Fred Myers on Sunday teaming

1:21:02

up with Toyota collecting can goods for the Oregon Food Bank. Yeah. Yeah,

1:21:06

we always like to drop off some can goods, so we'll definitely be

1:21:10

there on Sunday, cleaning out our pantry and helping the cause. Thank you.

1:21:15

Anyways, have a happy Friday and a good weekend. Hey, happy

1:21:18

Friday. I'm gonna try not to sound like a jerk. But the other

1:21:24

the other two trash banded events you guys were doing the Western Voices, you

1:21:29

know, get out there and get Dusty, clean up the trails and join

1:21:34

the posse and uh yeah, Laura's SoundBite was awesome. I think you should

1:21:42

do that. Get more into it, get people more fired up. Let's

1:21:45

go. Well, we've been kind of we've been doing it. Maybe we

1:21:49

need to go haul in fall in on the cowboy thing. You know,

1:21:53

good too, bit yellow belly down, Dari. We've been on these trails

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for three day and now sign up to be a trash band unless you're yellow.

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At one five on the brew dot com that's right, because we're going

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to clean up these parts, isn't it? There we go? Is that

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better? Yeah? Is that better? That's sign up? Now that guy's

1:22:18

not signed up. I swear to girl like if you don't, if you

1:22:20

don't come, yeah, the end of it. I'm busy, but you

1:22:25

guys should do the follower. I don't know where Laura's. It was like

1:22:29

a whole song. Yeah, yeah, we're gonna have to bring it hard

1:22:32

next week. Where is that thing? Laura? Laura? What was it

1:22:35

called? It was like Laura's. I don't know. I don't know you

1:22:39

name these things. I don't know I named it. I don't remember.

1:22:43

Give us give us a live wooy wooie woo. That was that was clean.

1:22:50

I do have another. I do have Laura's. That's what I call

1:22:55

screeching. Okay, that's not that's something titled Laura. Let's do it?

1:23:00

Yeah, and it's it's just that's one of your favorite songs yet to be

1:23:04

ruined by a sweeching sound from Laura. Well wait, no more. A

1:23:12

collection of your favorite dance tracks ruined by whatever the hell sound this is?

1:23:21

That's a bop? Yeah? Why did I even make that sound, or

1:23:26

working out, cranking up a party to eleven, or waking up a nearly

1:23:30

relative from a coma. It works from gangster rap, jump jams and funky

1:23:45

dance tracks to rock and roll. There's absolutely no genre she can't screech over.

1:23:59

Many people are asking, is it a goat? Is it a dying

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gerbil? No, it's our beloved Laura. It's Laura's That's what I call

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I call screeching. Awesome. I'm buying that. Eye boys, now it

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sound like that. That's not me, it's you. That's not. If

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that doesn't get sign ups, nothing will. Yeah, so be a trash

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right, that's it for us. The Donkey Show podcast has not happening today.

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at the website. You can hear all of them from this week the show

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see you on Monday Courts. Next Monny