0:00

You're Liner, Drew. Laura, Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's up?

0:08

Oh oh wow, all right, we got it, we got it,

0:13

and what's happening. It's Monday, March eighteenth, twenty twenty four.

0:17

Tanner two and Laura. We are long la la la la la la la

0:26

la la la alive bing bong and I the only one who does this and

0:31

fall. I'll just be walking through my house and I'll hear like music on

0:34

the TV and I'll start singing bing bong to it, bing bong bang bong.

0:38

Uh. Yeah, maybe I think I might be the only one.

0:41

I can't be the only one. I've definitely bing binged and bongs all the

0:45

way through the hall. Yeah. It's just catching myself mumbling bing bong,

0:48

like, what is we? I gotta stop? What have we done?

0:51

I don't think so. I don't think. I don't think you do.

0:54

Have to stop. No, I sing bing keep going, keep going,

0:57

keep the bing alive, keep banging, keep banging, and keep you calm.

1:02

There you go, That's what it is. Happy Monday, everybody. This has got to be the first Monday, the first post Saint Patrick's Day

1:08

in years Drew, where Laura is an incredibly hungover. I know it's true.

1:14

Well, I mean normally, I feel like I feel like, even

1:18

if I was drinking, I probably would have gone out to celebrate on Saturday

1:23

anyway, you know, because celebrating Saint Patrick's Day on a Sunday it's like

1:26

Super Bowl Sunday. It's like do you go hard, do you kind of

1:30

you know, taper off early or like because it's tough. People got weird

1:34

on Saturday. Yeah, and then there's those diehard Saint Patrick's story. I

1:38

definitely saw people out yesterday because every year it's like, what is it that

1:42

that? Well, oh you got patties and they throw their big parties and

1:48

yeah, people spend the whole day getting oh yeah. Now. It was

1:52

huge all weekend, including yesterday, because you know, when it's a Sunday,

1:57

people can day drink it. Right, They're not going to work and

2:00

not having to talk to Ronda at the copy machine. Like Amy was down

2:04

there Saturday not to party, but to go to Saturday Market. People were

2:07

dressed up day drinking, partying, and then yesterday was the Shamrock run and

2:13

what do they do after that? They get hammered? Oh for sure, So did you miss it? Because I know Saint Patrick's Day is your favorite

2:19

holiday. You're going out with dry January. I'm sorry, twenty twenty four

2:23

a dry year. It doesn't even have a name because it's over here. Yeah, she's decided to not drink all year long. So did you miss

2:29

it? I mean there was a was there a part of you that it's like, maybe I'll just do it for today. No, not at all.

2:34

Okay. So I think this helped though, because Saturday, a few

2:38

of my friends were going out and I was like, Okay, i'll meet you guys later, but I had to work and I had to run some

2:43

marinth So in the morning, I came into work, I got all my

2:46

stuff done. By the time I got to where they were, they were

2:51

already pretty sloshed, and immediately I was annoyed. So it was not so

2:57

much of like, oh man, I really want to drink. It was

2:59

more so much of like, okay, when can I leave? Yeah, when you're sober hang a bunch of drunk people suck, yeah, So I

3:06

get it. Also, when you're drunk hanging off the sober person sucks,

3:08

yeah, which I did happen to do. Like, I ended up driving

3:14

to the next location. So I feel like I did my civic duty there

3:16

you go. But I remember I had a girlfriend who didn't drink for an

3:21

entire year, and it was fantastic, you know. I mean, Okay,

3:24

there's parts where I was like, man, I wish you'd just loosen

3:27

up some times. Yeah, that's the problem. But when anytime I had

3:30

a drink, I knew that I had to ride home sure, and I didn't have to worry about it a risk it. It's one of the better

3:35

parts about when Amy was pregnant. You know, I really wanted her to

3:38

be able to like hang out because you have to tie like lay off it.

3:42

But that ride all around, and I save so much money on those

3:46

lyft rides. I did have a pretty Irish day. Yeah, Irish night.

3:50

I had corned beef. Oh man, they were serving cabbage. I

3:53

passed the soda. Bread was there all the weird like, but I don't

4:00

I don't know what it is. So my mom was trying to explain it yesterday. But it looks like a giant scone kind of. But it has

4:08

like it has like raised any type fruit in it, but it interest it's

4:13

a heavy bread. It's like a fruitcake. No, it's more like a

4:16

scone. A stone and a fruitcake are very different. But it's true.

4:19

A fruitcake has those disgusting cherries in it, but it's just like a big

4:24

heavy piece of bread and all of it, from the corn beef down to

4:30

the floor. I I do not wake up with heartburn any day of the

4:33

year. This morning I'm cooking. I think that corn beef. It's just

4:39

salted, long salted meat. And in the end of the day, you

4:44

know why these little Irish guys are like, they're just trying to process whatever.

4:47

They just trying to push down the Yeah, well worth it, I'm

4:54

sure. Yeah, Well it was a good time, but now you know

4:57

I'm a little warm pain for it. Well, I hope you're not hungover

5:00

this morning. We've got a lot of stuff going on today. Of course, Missed Connections coming up in seven am. It's about an hour from now.

5:04

We'll do another edition of that. Also, all this week we have

5:09

tickets to go see Breaking Benjamin, Stained and Daughtry. I can't wait for

5:13

that show October ninth at the Modu Center. Last time I saw Breaking Benjamin.

5:17

They have with the Rvy in style resorts Amphitheater and the girl I was

5:20

dating at the time wanted to leave early, so I missed a good handful

5:24

of my favorite songs from Breaking She Break was she a sober the sober driver?

5:28

She was sober? Yeah, you're kind of at the mercy of when

5:32

the d D wants to leave. But it's like you was saying earlier,

5:35

it's like, yeah, I got a ride, but you gotta deal with

5:38

Yeah. I also understood, though, because you know, anyone's trying to

5:41

get out of ARV and Style Resorts Amphitheater after a show, it takes an

5:44

hour. Yeah, So I even thoughways thought her and I got it, I understood, but not this time Modu Center. You know, I've I

5:50

got a pretty good plan on getting out of there quickly. Yeah, you

5:53

can stay for Diary of Jane this time exactly. I'm pretty sure that's what

5:57

they played last and I missed it last time. So Breaking Benjamin tickets at

6:00

seven thirty this morning, no our Brew News update powered by event is Health

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Portland, a no HSU health partner. Here's Laura. I don't know what

6:10

people apparently have against parades in this town, but a man is facing several

6:15

charges after crashing through the Shamrock Run in his car yesterday afternoon, just before

6:19

ten am, he allegedly went through a Portland police barricade near the Southwest Barber

6:26

Boulevard and Hamilton Street, nearly hitting a participant in the run. He was

6:30

pulled over by police in the parking lot via Burlingame fred Meyer. Officers found

6:36

an open container of alcohol in the car with him. He was arrested and

6:41

charged with TUI and reckless endangerment. What was going on, bro, It's

6:45

Saint Patty's day. I know you're trying to celebrate, but maybe uh wait

6:48

until you get out of the car. Unreal. Yeah. Kung Fu Panda

6:53

for the fourth installment, topped the box office over the weekend, but Judentart

6:58

two is barely towards another box office milestone. The sequel is now gross more

7:02

than four hundred and ninety four million dollars globally, including a two hundred and

7:06

eight million dollar payday in North America. Thus far should surpass the five hundred

7:13

million mark today. So far, Dune Part two is the highest grossing film

7:18

of the year. And finally, speaking of millions and millions of dollars,

7:24

the Mega millions and the Powerball jackpots are both still going strong. Mega Millions

7:29

up to eight hundred and seventy five million dollars. That drawing is tomorrow Powerball

7:32

up to six hundred and forty five million, which is tonight to get those

7:36

tickets, and good luck more than the stories one of five nine umber Ducks,

7:39

Thank you much, and now through sports here's Drew Man. What a

7:49

wild ride for the Oregon Ducks en route to an ncub A tournament bid.

7:57

I mean, they were down double digits at halftime to UCLA, came back

8:03

and won that game, and then took on the Wildcats of Arizona, number

8:07

six in the country. Even had some infighting in the locker room at one

8:11

point, which ended up being the most constructive argument of the season because they

8:16

came out and took care of business there and then in the final knocking off

8:22

Colorado in dramatic form. And when you win the back twelve tournament or any

8:28

of these tournaments, one of the coolest thing about it is you're automatically into

8:33

the big dance. There's no you don't have to worry about a committee and

8:35

some guy who's been tracking numbers all year. You are in. Now this

8:41

is all thanks to Dante the big Man. I mean, I don't know

8:45

if he's seven foot, but he feels like seven to five next to college

8:48

kids. And this guy came back from falling getting injured in the game to

8:54

being the most dominant player on the court of Dana Altman, future Hall of

9:00

Fame coach, had this to say about Dante. Yeah, surgery, he

9:03

was out ten weeks, he didn't come back till mid January, and just

9:07

look what he's done. Just an outstanding young man. And Li said,

9:11

there's been a privilege to work with him. Page is a plus twenty one

9:16

today when he was in there. So we're a little better with him on

9:18

the floor. I'm a little better coach with pau bick Abell. Sell did

9:22

a great job. You can tell that is in Las Vegas, they jam

9:26

music. The place is empty and they're just rocking out hard. Now the

9:31

Ducks do hope to rock out even harder in the tourney as the Ducks take

9:35

on the South Carolina game Cocks. And this is we'll be on TNT one

9:41

o'clock on the twenty first. Cool thing is Ducks only underdogs by a point

9:46

and a half. We'll tell you a stat in an hour that might make

9:48

you think they're gonna pull the upset. There's the sports Thank you Ddie much

9:52

right coming up in about an hour. We've got tickets to see Breaking Benjamin

9:56

and Stains. They're gonna be at the Moducenter in October. You could be there too, listened to win. Also, uh, Laura found this the

10:03

other day on the internet. Apparently only one in five gen zs can tell

10:07

the difference between a zucchini and what a cucumber A cucumber? Yeah, all

10:11

right, And I gotta be honest, I don't know that I could do

10:15

that. Well, that's why I brought in some zucchini and cucumber for I

10:18

look at that. I didn't know what those were for. I was just

10:20

really frightened. No, what you don't get the wrong, I tell you.

10:24

Yeah, so she's gonna pull these out of her bag and I'm gonna I'm gonna see if I can figure it out. But yeah, yeah,

10:31

this'll be good. You got this. Yeah, I should have done this

10:33

later, embarrassed myself early. Is not really what I had in mind this

10:37

morning. But let just get it out of the way. Yeah, we'll

10:39

do that after the Eagles It's Tanner, Jew and Laura on the Brew. You're listening to Drew and Laura. Drew and Laura can also send us a

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talk back through the iHeartRadio app anytime. Just downloaded for your cell phone.

10:52

It's free. Hey, Brew crew fat or here. Hey, just touching

10:56

base on last Thursday's conversation on which branch is the most dangerous? Yeah,

11:01

did you catch the news? Obviously it's the steel bridge, Like I said,

11:05

Oh, I did not catch the news of what happened on the steel

11:09

bridge. Laura, I know you just looked it up. Yeah, apparently

11:11

somebody got stabbed to death on the bridge. Oh good, Oh wait wait

11:16

was it a murder? Yeah, and that's that is terrible. But we

11:22

were worried about like when collapsing or running run off the road like you're in

11:26

your vehicles. Less likely. We were thinking like, it's not the bridge's

11:30

fault, you're right, Yeah. We were thinking more of like, uh,

11:33

yeah, if you could like drive off of it, or if it were it would collapse, you know, like when you drive on to that

11:37

hot that steel bridge rather h it's very small and you feel like your car

11:41

is going to bash into something. You know. That's what we meant.

11:45

Yeah, because I'm sure there's stabbings under the bridge around the bridge, over

11:48

the bridge the Yeah, yeah, sure. By the way, we did

11:54

that pole, I believe last Thursday, of like which bridge is the scariest.

11:58

Yes, And the options were free Mont versus Markham, because I think

12:01

both of you in here said the Markham and is I think it's the market.

12:05

That thing shakes when I'm on it. Yeah, And they're both the double deckers, so they kind of had the they were at the top of

12:11

the list. Yeah. Well the Freemont just seems like more sturdy. I

12:16

guess it's newer. That's that's fair. Well, you are in the majority.

12:22

I guess Markham won the vote forty six percent. Yeah, twelve percent

12:28

did say other Marky Markham and the funky bridge. I hate that bridge,

12:33

man, it's scary. It is beautiful because also the city is beautiful, and I want to look at the city when I'm driving over it, and

12:37

that's dangerous. Yeah, that's how you like drive because the best view is

12:41

right where the two parts of the freeway merge. You're trying to merge and

12:46

get over to like so you can drive to Salem. But you're also trying

12:48

to look at the beautiful city. Yeah yeah, die just real MESSI Yeah,

12:52

all right, thank you, Lauren. It's time to play a game

12:54

that we are gonna call zeke o cue. Yeah. Laura just named it

13:01

off the air, so we found on the internet last week. I guess

13:05

that one in five gen z ers can't tell the difference between a zukuni a

13:09

zucchini. I can't say it as an a zucuni or a cucumber. Yeah.

13:15

And then I was I was sitting here when after she said it, and I got to think and I was like, you know, kind of

13:20

embarrassed that I don't think I could. Yeah, well, I mean they

13:22

do look similar, so that's fair. Yeah. And then Laura was like,

13:26

oh, I'm going to bring one in next week, yeah, and see if you can tell that's right. And I, you know, I

13:31

thought, well I think that I know, but you could do it, I think, But until I do it, I don't know. Now.

13:35

When she told me this last week, I was like, well, I

13:37

thought to myself, I'm just gonna go home and google images of it and

13:41

memorize it and then I'll win the game. Yeah. Totally forgot to do that this is my plan all along. Yeah, so I'm here in this

13:48

morning and she goes, I brought in those those those things, and then

13:52

my you know, everything puckered up a bit because I was like, oh

13:54

no, I don't want to embarrass myself on the air. But I feel like even if you looked at both of them yes esterday, I feel like

14:01

I would I could lose it even in that time. Yeah, what do

14:05

you eat zucchini with anything? You can put it in pasta, You can

14:09

put it in like stir fried put in their salad. Yeah like that,

14:13

not me. And and the other one is a cucumber. Okay, cool

14:18

as a cucumbers all right? So okay, so I don't know how you

14:22

got a bag of veggies? Yeah, why do you have a bag of

14:26

vegetables? Need a way to count all? I do want to know.

14:30

Are we talking about normal produce? Normal or organic produce? There is a

14:35

difference in how they look. No, it's not organic. It's just to

14:39

run of the mill, cheapest thing you could find. Yeah, I screwed

14:43

up the camera. I was trying to switch to your camera. What even

14:46

happen? And then I screwed the whole thing up. Sorry about that.

14:50

You're watching stop to follow us on YouTube watch Dittracted by the cucumbers. Yeah,

14:58

okay, okay all the time. Okay, so this is just she

15:01

also brought us all vegetables, so like, if I don't like, I

15:09

picked weird vegetables. Okay, all right, So I'm just gonna hold them

15:11

up, okay, okay, And and I'm gonna decide game show music here.

15:16

Yes please, Okay, I don't like this. Hold on, you

15:22

don't get to touch them. Yeah, you'll get to touch that mile away.

15:26

It's gonna that's gonna be the sound we play here in just a minute.

15:30

Oh, this sucks because these are slimy, which are not They're not

15:35

normally slimmy, So just keep that in mind. Keep on your porch,

15:39

all right. Tell me, if you're watching this, you can you can

15:41

see this online at one dot com. Like for me, For me,

15:46

I would be able to tell just by looking at these, all right,

15:50

which one's a cucumber and which one is I'm going to say, Drew,

15:56

you got a good look. Yeah, let me touch I'm sorry about this

16:00

one. It's it is a little moist. Oh, you get to touch

16:03

them too, We get to feel them. Yes, okay, I thought

16:06

it was just by side here. Okay, all right, yeah, you get a you get a grip them. There you go. I'm going to

16:12

say, I'm not gonna get this wrong. You want to go first.

16:21

You've obviously got to tell after we both choose down. Yeah, okay,

16:26

that's a good idea. The one closest to me, Yeah, the one

16:30

in the one in my right hand is one. The one in my left

16:36

hand is too. All right, here we go for the people. I

16:40

really I don't know. Why don't I know this. I'm I'm a forty

16:44

I'm gonna be forty two next month, and I don't know the difference between

16:48

If you don't eat these vegetables, they look very similar, you know what

16:52

I mean. So it's fair. It's okay if you don't, I'm still

16:56

gonna mercilessly mock you. But all right, I'm gonna say one is what

17:03

is already written. One is in my left This one is one this or

17:08

no, you don't even have to write, Tanner, you say it out

17:11

loud because wine's written down. Okay, all right. The one in my right hand is what I'm going to say. The one in your right hand

17:17

is what were my options, zucchini or cucumber. I'm going to say that

17:22

is a I'm going to say that's a zucchini, okay, and that's a

17:26

cum the cucumber. I agree. Well you guys, I got it right,

17:36

thank you. Hand is the cue, you know what, right in the middle of it. I'm like, oh, that's a pickle. Yeah,

17:42

yeah, see, okay, I say that's for me. I was

17:45

literally picturing what like what was in my mother's salad on the size and when

17:52

it's cut, it's it's a different look like this. The cucumber has like

17:56

large seeds, is softer. Yeah, I'm a relate this stuff. What

18:03

else do you have another one? No? I just well yeah, sure, well just for poops. I don't even one. Oh jeez, that's

18:10

a that's a third thing. This is a third that's a big long it's

18:12

just a longer one of what you just said. But it fits. It

18:15

fits in one of the categories. It's a giant lapeno. But it's not

18:19

that's a that's a that's that's that is that's a squash. No, not

18:26

a squash. I mean a zucchini is kind of typing. I mean they're

18:29

part of a family of whatever. That's that. That's it's just a giant

18:34

green bean. That would be the most amazing green bean. This is This

18:41

is also a cucumber. There's a trick, I said, is there a

18:45

new thing? I said, it's in one of the two categories, and

18:48

it's wrapped up in a mile away. That was it's called an English cucumber.

18:53

Let's try and make us lizards. Even though I got it right today,

18:56

I just want everyone to know that was a full on guess one hey,

19:00

I mean it works in your favor. It was an educated gas job.

19:03

Nice job. And now you know if you saw these two vegetables in

19:07

the grocery store, now would you be able to tell the yes? And

19:11

now I can thank you. One in five. One in five gen zs

19:15

apparently can't tell the difference, but everyone in here can. Everyone here's got

19:18

it, Thank God in heaven. I did not. I did not want

19:22

to start the day off. Nailed it all right? Is our lazy boy

19:27

text on it? Now? What's trending? Fueled by Columbia heating and cooling

19:33

raising your expectations of comfort. If you need any motivation today, if you're

19:38

feeling down, just remember this bit of wisdom. I just took a on

19:45

a small toilet and I wanted to remind you that you can do hard things.

19:52

It's just that's exactly the motivation I need for a month. Yeah,

19:56

you know, if she can do that, we can do it anything.

20:00

Yeah. Should we play that again or do they got it? You know,

20:03

I might as well play it again. It's a lot of people in

20:07

the back. I just took a that on a small toilet and I wanted

20:12

to remind you that you can do hard things. That's why incredible. Anyway,

20:18

just a little piece of advice on this Monday morning. Hopefully that helps.

20:22

Also online at one to five nine in the dot com. This is

20:25

crazy. Imagine you go to light your pizza oven and the thing explodes.

20:30

That's not the way that's supposed to work. No, that's what happened in

20:33

this uh this, I guess this pizza restaurant and I'm not sure where it

20:37

was that New Jersey or something. I don't know. I have no idea

20:40

where it was at. It was it was in Texas, delicious, I

20:44

just set a state. I don't know. Anyway, the guy goes to

20:48

light the oven and the thing just explodes, knocking him onto the ground.

20:52

He was injured by the explosion, and that's not the way you want to

20:56

start your day. No, you know. It's more troubling about this video,

20:59

though, is not the expl It's that this man was wearing like slides.

21:04

Yeah, his toes are out like got open toes health coat. Maybe

21:11

they're not open yet, but does that matter. I don't know. Tootsies

21:14

are all the way out. Yeah, that's a good point. Normally in

21:17

the kitchen you're supposed to have a close toed shoe knocked right out of this

21:21

flip flops though, and that explosion exactly toasted those puppies. Go check out

21:25

that video when you get a chance. One of five nine the brew dot Com click on Tanner, Drew and Laura. All right, coming up around

21:30

seven thirty. Tickets to see Breaking Benjamin Stained and Doughtry. We'll have those

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for you all week long, seven thirty. Listen away and it's Tanner, Jew and Laura on the Brew. You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura.

21:42

Drew and Laura. Yeah, yeah, my legs are sore this morning and

21:48

are like, oh, did you do leg date? Nope, I put together a TV stand. Yeah. Good, that's why my leg you get.

21:53

There's so much kneeling and squatting. It's a low level things, right,

21:56

Yeah, this morning, I just on the stairs. I just did

21:59

those as stretches. You know, even even right now doing this, I

22:03

can feel it like, oh yeah, from the button all the way down

22:06

the back of your legs. Probably. I just put together a TV stand,

22:10

that's all. I mean. That requires a lot, a lot of sproatting, Yeah, a lot of bending over getting old and I'm out of

22:17

shape. It's just holy cold when we have holy something, holy back ache.

22:22

It's it's you know, we're getting old and we have to stretch to

22:25

put together a dresser or a night stand. I mean some of those.

22:30

Some of those things are very complex, you know. It's it's not as

22:32

easy. This TV stand looks was so it's kind of a budget TV standard.

22:36

Looks good, but it's not that great. It's like a Kia level stuff. Sure, but you know there's like nine pieces in it, and

22:42

they're all labeled and how you know, like piece one, two, three,

22:45

four, five, Well, they gave me two ones and no two

22:48

and so they gave me two tops of the of the thing. They gave

22:52

me the top for it and then the top for it, and so I

22:55

had to drill my own holes so you were still able to Yeah, I

22:59

was able to do a little handiwork. Yeah, I was able to drow

23:02

my own hose holes. What uh you see? You can kind of see

23:06

the holes, but I just put the PlayStation five over the hole so you

23:08

can't perfect. It all worked out done. And that's what I get for

23:12

buying a budget TV stand, you know what I mean? It looks you

23:17

know, from a distance, it's got it's got that appeal. Yeah, better than just putting your TV on the floor, which I believe is where

23:22

it was before. You know what, I'll put a picture of it that

23:26

the TV stand that I built over the weekend on our Instagram. All right,

23:30

Yes, it's one o five nine the Brew. If you're not following

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it up this all right? These are real misconnections that we found on Craigslist

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in the Portland, Salem and Vancouver sections. You know, maybe this is

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written about you. You never know it could be. Would you like to

23:49

go first floor? Sure? Yeah, I'll go first Reading your book in

23:55

the sauna. It's a weird place to read a book. Sounds terrible.

23:59

Kind of do that kind of sound like you're not really reading it. You're

24:02

just doing it. You're just bringing your book to look like. I'm in

24:04

a sauna and I'm reading una. All I can think about is how hot

24:10

I am. Just give me come and live. I'm thinking about the novel

24:15

reading this is riveting anyway. To the lovely human attempting to read their book

24:19

in the tiny sauna at the Everett House Friday morning, you were really cute.

24:25

We made jokes about cold showers. You went back into the sauna,

24:27

and I went to work splendid. I'd love to spend time with you outside

24:33

the sweaty walls of the Everett basement. If you're out there, tell me

24:37

what book you were reading. Stay sweaty, your admirer, Stay sweaty.

24:42

Last part kind of turned the corner, like, if you want to also

24:47

be perspirating at a high level with me, would you like to go next?

24:52

Syure the woman at North Alpine Laundromat on Lombard. I'm looking for a

24:57

mysterious woman. I talked to it Alpine twenty four hour laundromat. We were

25:04

going to hang out and I was gonna give half offs of my crystals to

25:10

help her energy stay clear. Oh wow, hope to hear from you.

25:17

Reply with a pick. Thanks male for female. Well, reply with a

25:22

pick that's not crapy. The best people out of twenty four hour laundry matter.

25:25

Yeah, laundry Matt when they're really worn down right like then through a

25:29

lot and they're dirty. Yeah, exactly all right, this one it comes

25:36

from Hayden Island. Where's that? It's a Chansen Beach. Okay, yeah,

25:41

says Petit Redhead at home depot, Jansen Beach. I've never written on

25:45

here before or I or have done anything like this, but I can't get

25:49

our interaction out of my mind. You were absolutely mesmerizing and so easy to

25:56

talk to. I was your shopping buddy. You showed me a video of

25:59

your dad playing hoole and left at the Venus fly trap. What I feel

26:03

like? There are those? How did you want to? You want to

26:07

see my dad crush at cornhole? Yeah? You know how? And you're pretending to like a video. This is cool? Great? Also a nice

26:12

Venus fly trap there. I wish, I wish I would have at least

26:18

asked for a name to put with that beautiful face and soul. If you

26:21

see this, please write me back. Okay, call the police exactly.

26:26

Lock your door, hey, put your finger in this venus fly? All

26:33

right? Worth a shot? Al's den you were bartending? Oh wow,

26:37

this is this is fresh three seventeen yesterday, the night of the Queer Comedy

26:44

Show. Around eight pm, I ordered a couple of drinks and some tots

26:48

for me and my friend, and we laughed at each other's dismal jokes about

26:51

working multiple jobs. You masculine, peppery hair, spoke some Spanish. I

26:57

think me fem long brown hair, black vest and jeans. Anyway, I

27:03

figured this was worth a shot since I was gonna leave you my number,

27:07

but the damn receipt was electronic l L. Regardless, you're hot. Good

27:12

job, wow, good job like kay? Thank you? Ah right?

27:22

All right, Umo, thanks for being nice to me at my job today.

27:26

Sorry, it just seemed like I was rude or quiet. I was

27:32

just really nervous and had to take a beta blocker in order to not uh

27:36

not to be so starstruck. L O L. I hope you had a

27:40

good day. Okay, so it takes a beta blocker so he doesn't freak

27:45

out in front of this girl. Is that what's going on? Wait?

27:47

Hold on, I'm a feeling that might have just been a little little, little funny funny. Okay, okay, I got a dumb question. It's

27:53

a beta blocker. It's uh, it's it's a it's a metaine to get

27:59

into it. Now, it's like a medicine. I think that, just like I think my mom's on them. I think it's I want to say,

28:03

like to prevent blood clots or something. Yeah, and it kind of

28:06

it can work as an it can work as like an anti anxiety, like

28:11

get through the moment. I don't know. I've never taken one, but

28:17

I have heard of a beta blocker. Our final misconnection is about the roundabout

28:19

connection on Division. They say, I was riding my bike and you were

28:23

a passenger in a car. I was going around and you were passing through.

28:27

We locked eyes, and your smile pierced my daydreams. Were you laughing

28:33

at a joke, enjoying the sun? Did you catch me looking back at

28:36

you? I don't know you saw me watching I saw you watching me in

28:38

the side mirror as we moved down Clinton. You gave me a shock that

28:42

I still haven't recovered from. Thank you, and I hope you know that

28:45

you improved my week one thousandfold. Wow, I saw you looking at me.

28:49

It was for sure sweet. How sweet is there into me? Hope

28:53

for not hitting me with your car? Hopefully we brought people together this morning

29:00

miscaption. Somebody is yes, it's beautiful. All right, We've got tickets

29:04

to go see Stained and Breaking Benjamin coming up next. Thing on and now

29:11

through sports. Well, after a wild ride through the PAC twelve tournament where

29:21

you didn't see many Duck fans even at the PAC twelve Tournament, it was

29:25

the last one ever and the Ducks get all the way to the final,

29:27

but nobody really thought this was gonna happen. And tell the Ducks shocked not

29:33

just Colorado but also in the round before knocking off the number six team in

29:38

the country and ending the wildcats chances of a number one seed in the dance.

29:44

But Oregon getting it done because the team right at the final time that

29:48

they needed him. Dante, They're big man, the center of their universe,

29:52

went off. He didn't miss a shot in the final he also the

29:56

last time they played Colorado, he didn't miss a shot. We took over

30:00

twenty of them between the two times. Dana Altman talked about his star player

30:06

Dante Yeah, surgery, he was out ten weeks. He didn't come back

30:08

till mid January, and just look what he's done. Just no outstanding young

30:15

man and Li Sai. There's been a privilege to work with him Page A

30:18

plus twenty one today when he was in there. So we're a little better

30:22

with him on the floor. I'm a little better coach with Pap bick a

30:25

Bell here Shall did a great job. Now, Dana Altman has been there

30:30

a ton of times, people wondering will he will he or will he not

30:33

come back next season? But he's been to the NCAA tournament fourteen times.

30:38

You know how many times he's lost in the first round. Zero. So

30:42

good luck to those Ducks. They're one and a half point underdog. There's

30:45

a sports Thank you very much. All right, coming on next, we

30:48

got tickets to go see Breaking Benjamin Stained and Daughtry in October at the Modu

30:53

Center. And we're gonna play a game we have not played in a while

30:56

called Tanner jew and laws battle home. Wow. Uh you know, we'll

31:02

have two cars on the phone, you know, and they'll slam their horns

31:04

down and we'll see who's got the louder horn. It's nice, a pretty

31:07

easy game. Today we're gonna do regular vehicles, so anybody, anybody can

31:11

play today. Tomorrow will do semi trucks. Okay, right, so callers

31:17

ten and eleven right now, if you're in a regular vehicle and you want to see how loud your horn is compared to the other guy, you need

31:22

to be a collar ten and eleven eight six, six, four, four,

31:25

five one five nine. We'll play after rush you're listening to and Laura

31:30

Drew and Laura yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.

31:36

Happy Monday. It's gonna be a nice one today, man. Seventy five

31:40

degrees. The sun's already looking beautiful. Yeah, we'll take in, soak

31:45

it in because later in the week we're gonna get some rid I think tomorrow.

31:48

Yeah, if I'm not missabil, I think I don't. I think it's supposed to be dry tomorrow. But the sun goes away. Oh okay,

31:53

y well that sucks. At least there's a transition day. We don't

31:56

take up the board door. Yeah. Right, it's been nice the last

32:00

couple of days. I got spoiled. Just these three or four days, that's been so nice. I got a little bit of a sunburn yesterday.

32:06

Yeah, where'd you go? I just went to Oh, I went across

32:08

the street from my players and just like sat outside and ate lunch. And

32:12

then I was like, oh, I feel it already. And then I

32:14

just hung out at a park for a while in Red And Yeah, I went one on a hike with Cooper yesterday and you could tell that he wasn't

32:21

used to it because he kept he kept laying down. Oh you know, I'm like, you're embarrassing me if you have the dog here is up.

32:25

And I haven't really worked out for a wild and it felt awkward, you

32:30

know, because I wore shorts, so my stems are out for the first

32:32

time of the season. And I mean the color of I mean, I

32:36

just I'm trying to remember everyone's legs aert this color. My eyes, my

32:39

eyes, dude, mine are pale. It's I'm transparent pale. I'm just

32:45

trying to wear it on the chin until they get going and get a little

32:47

color on them. Well, I enjoyed today because tomorrow it's going away.

32:52

So enjoyed. While at last it's time to play game I haven't played in

32:55

a while. For tickets to go see Breaking Benjamin Stained and October ninth at

33:00

the Modus Center. It's called Tanner, Drew and Laura's Battle Hole. Yeah,

33:07

it's an easy game. We are gonna have two people on the phone,

33:12

and there are cars today. We're doing regular cars today, tomorrow semi

33:15

trucks, and we're just gonna see who's got the louder car horn. All

33:20

right, right, it's a very very easy game. I don't know, you know, if Greg Fitzimmons were here, he would understand this game.

33:27

Wait, he didn't understand the four, but he would understand this game.

33:30

Yeah. Let's meet our contestant this morning, calling from Actually I didn't ask

33:35

him, Michael, Where are you call him from this morning? Bro?

33:40

Call him from Milwaukee, my old stomping ground. Yeah, all right,

33:44

brother, What are you driving today? Michael Dodge ram fifte? Okay?

33:51

Is that is that a work truck? Yes? It is. What do

33:53

you do for living? Bro? I'm actually at a jobsite right now?

33:57

Do you what do you do you construction? No? I I just called

34:00

them the other day. I do the backflow testing. Oh, that's right,

34:04

that's right. Okay. I just got a letter from them saying I

34:07

owe them money because they came out and did it. I like photo,

34:13

it didn't happen. How do you, right, how do you? How do you do the backflow testing? Like what's what do you actually do to

34:20

test it? Well, if if it's under the it should be like ten

34:24

to eighteen inches in the ground. And we got to lay down and put

34:30

a hose to the backflow and then took it up to a gauge. Wownd

34:36

gauge. Yeah, it's it's it's a little process, but it's easy.

34:40

Yeah. I bet you're dirty, right some times. The other day I

34:45

was in a vault irrigation vault where I had to do a backgate backflow and

34:52

I was waste to my waist in the ground, and then I had a

34:59

rest of my boy he's down inside of it to try to hook up the hose and the gate. It all at once. That he's a half body

35:05

racked Mud. I think it was like the water, right, that was

35:08

Mud. Think about him as like a proctologist for your house. He checked,

35:15

he checks the house is rear if everything. Sometimes it can be a

35:19

dirty job, but you know it's redone appreciate, you appreciate. All right,

35:22

let's meet your opponents this morning. I didn't ask where he us to

35:25

call from either, Eric, Where are you calling from this morning, dude?

35:30

Vancouver? And what are you driving? Oh? Oh god? Is

35:37

that big? Is that a work truck as well? No, it's just

35:43

personal vehicles, personal vehicles just to sit high in the air. Just walked

35:46

in and dropped the mic. It's like, bigger truck and it's mine?

35:50

Is it? Is it tricked out? You got like, no, it's

35:52

not. It's pretty shark. He's humble, all said a light of one

35:57

sudden damn. So we've been surprised, like sometimes the bigger vehicles don't always

36:01

have the bigger horn. That's true. See Casey B. Fotter Bay was

36:05

just in here and said that someone honked at him in one of these yesterday

36:07

big truck and they said it was very like, very dainty sound. Wait,

36:12

yeah, being out of my way. All right, Well, let's

36:15

find out who's got the ladder horn this morning for these tickets. All right,

36:20

let's go to Michael, who's driving the Ram fifteen hundred. Michael,

36:23

hit that horn, bro, all right, here we go. Oh that's

36:29

pretty good. It came up to twelve on the view meter. It's not bad at all. All right. Let's go to Eric who's driving the Dodge

36:36

Ram thirty five hundred. Go ahead and hit that horn, bro. I

36:43

came up to fifteen sixteen on the meanor well you didn't think so, Laura.

36:46

I'm looking at the number, all right. I mean I thought the

36:50

first one was louder, but I mean, numbers don't lie. So we

36:53

only are you calling for a real rehark. We're rehkingh All right, let's

37:01

go to Michael, who's driving the Ram fifteen hundred. Here. You know

37:05

what I'll do is I'll recorded into the vox pro our recording our recording apparatus.

37:09

Okay, and yes, the hell's that? Oh this is my camera,

37:15

my camera just overhead, please, guys, just got Paige. I

37:19

was like, what does that beat? Beat? All right? Left,

37:21

Michael and the Ram fifteen hundred, go ahead and hit the horn. That

37:28

was pretty fierce. All right, Eric driving the Dodge Ram thirty five hundred,

37:31

hit that horn it, that's it right there, Okay, But he

37:39

got him driving the Dodge Ram thirty five hundred. Congratulations, my friend,

37:44

you just got breaking Benjamin and staining tickets. Thank you. I think it

37:49

was a fair call to but it's clear it's very close. Both of those

37:53

trucks would have whooped so many other people. Oh for sure, I would

37:57

drive meet right off the road. Oh yeah, somebody right, All right,

38:01

brother, text you talk to you later. He tried, all right,

38:05

but I can always try again later on this week because we'll be playing

38:07

this game all week long for your chance at these tickets. The show's uh

38:12

October ninth, which apparently is a Wednesday, So it means the October tenth

38:15

show will not be live because I'm going to this concert and I'm gonna get

38:20

weird. That's fair enough. It's good and it's nuts. How time flies.

38:23

My baby that seems like got here yesterday. That's her one. That's

38:28

your birth year old birthday? What bang boom. Well we'll celebrate that and

38:32

uh yeah and go to that show. I just I'm so I hate the

38:36

fact that these shows end up on weekdays. I know, because you know,

38:39

I'll wake up three thirty four in the morning or whatever, and I

38:42

can't I can't do it, and so I have to take the next day

38:45

off. I know some people, some people can get up and just go to work and power through. I can't do it. Yeah, but you

38:51

can't go mail it in. You know some people are like, yeah, I went to work, what did you do? You stared at the back

38:55

of your eyelids at your desk. I mean, I suppose I could do

38:58

it, but I'll be a bitch the whole and I don't want to. Yeah, I want that just like, yeah, save us the hassle.

39:04

It's also I've done it before and I know what I go through it.

39:06

I'm stressed out. I'm not enjoying the show because I know that I'm gonna

39:09

just fill drinking. Because like, if you're just like tired, that's one

39:14

thing, but if you're tired and slightly hungover, then that sucks. Yeah,

39:17

you want to sleep in after that because I start tapping my foot.

39:21

It's like nine pm. You haven't seen the band yet, so probably just

39:23

be drewing Laura that day because I'm going fair enough, so you guys will

39:28

hold down the fourte I might take it off too and just get hammered at

39:31

that one year old birthday that night. All right, coming up in just

39:36

a few minutes, we'll check some of your talk pack messages. So if you have something to say to the show, download the iHeartRadio app and press

39:40

the microphone butt no our brew news up date powered by event is Health Portland,

39:45

the no HSU health partner. Here's Laura. Well, let's put a

39:50

little damper on the Saint Patti's Day festivities yesterday. A man is facing multiple

39:54

charges after crashing through the Shamrock Run in his car. Yesterday afternoon. Just

40:00

before at ten am, a man allegedly went through a Portland police barricade near

40:07

Southwest Barbara Boulevard and Hamilton Street, nearly hitting somebody running in the event.

40:14

He was pulled over by police in the parking lot of the Berlin Game Fred

40:16

Meyer, and officers did find an open container in his vehicle, so he

40:22

was early like you're day fading. Well, it's St. Patrick's stay true.

40:27

Got to get an early start enough come on. But unfortunately he was

40:30

not able to continue the festivities because he was arrested and charged with DUI and

40:36

reckless endangerment. Those dollar fifty Costco hot dogs are going to be a little

40:40

harder to get if you have not paid for a membership. The company says

40:45

it's cracking down on non members using the food court, with customers asking or

40:51

workers rather asking customers to show their membership cards before ordering. The food court

40:57

has always technically been members only. The policy hasn't strictly been enforced. Man,

41:02

why are they crack it down so hard? Well, I will say,

41:05

what was there Saturday and we were waiting for hot dogs and there was

41:07

like thirty people standing there waiting for a dog. I thought they were all

41:12

members. But if they're not, get out and then yeah, they don't

41:15

want to be given away those dollar fifty hot dogs? Do you somebody for

41:19

people who aren't paying for a membership? Would somebody go get a membership just

41:22

for the hot dogs? Maybe if you love them. I mean, it's the best deal in the world. If you're already fifty, if you're already

41:28

going out of your way to go to Costco to get just a hot dog,

41:31

I feel like you would pay for a membership right just to get a

41:34

hot dog? And how do you not buy all the goods places? But

41:37

it's like a magic lens, it's magic U tonight? Oh, actually,

41:43

tomorrow the Mega Million's drawing happens again. There was no winner over the weekend.

41:47

It's up to eighty eight hundred and seventy five million dollars. Rather the

41:51

Powerball, however, is tonight six hundred and forty five million dollars up for

41:55

grabs. Get those tickets. More on those stories one of five nine the

41:59

brew dot Com thank you very much. Coming up next, we would love to know what uh what lies are you telling your kids or what lies did

42:07

your parents tell you? That was just nonsense, because I got a list

42:09

here of ten lies that that parents tell their kids, and as soon as

42:14

I've read that headline, I go, like two of them immediately popped into my head, and you know, I think I just realized that they were

42:20

lies. Like recently, hold on, is not me bad? On that?

42:23

One eight six six four four five one oh five nine is the phone

42:28

number your calls after the White Stripes. It's Tanner, Drew and Laura.

42:31

You Drew and Laura. Yeah, we are streaming video if you want to

42:38

watch the show in real time at on our YouTube page. Actually just go

42:43

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42:50

and then follow us on the gram and TikTok AT's one of five nine the

42:52

brew or Tanner, Jew and Laura. All Right, So did your parents

42:57

tell you a bunch of lies in your kid? You know, like just

43:00

basically to keep you in line? Or maybe they just were Maybe they're just some of those parents that just thought it'd be fun, just a little white

43:06

lies. Yeah, eight six six four four five nine. The reason we

43:10

ask you is here. I got here. I have a list here of

43:14

ten lies that that parents tell their kids. And when I read that headline,

43:17

I immediately thought of a couple of lies that my family told me when

43:21

I was okay. And I feel like, before, you know, before

43:27

the internet and all these things, you could really milk a lie for a

43:30

long time on a kid or even an adolescent, because how are they to

43:35

prove you wrong exactly Now, I don't mean the Santa Claus stuff like obviously

43:39

everything got it. I feel like you got to do that, you know,

43:43

hold out as long as you can. It's usually some punk kid in their class at ruins at form or something, but also if there are children

43:51

listening Santa Claus is in fact, totally real. Kids. Yeah, dude's

43:54

totally real. It's just smoking hookah right now. But yeah, he's on

43:59

Vaca. He worked hard. So the lie that I remember my family telling

44:04

me, and you know, I grew up in a religious family. I

44:07

went to a Christian school till I was in the what sixth grade or something

44:10

like that. Yeah, and they told me that masturbation would cause me to

44:15

go blind. No way, I swear to God. I remember my grandmother

44:20

meet me, specifically, telling me at her house. I was like,

44:23

that is horrifying that your grandmother had any sort of conversation with it. And

44:28

I had never done anything like that. Like, I didn't start to do

44:30

that until I was sixteen, fifteen, sixteen years old, Like I was late at all my friends. Oh, I'm sorry. It was my fourteenth

44:36

birthday. That's right. Was the first time I ever did well. So it's the reason the reason he waited so long, because you were genuinely afraid

44:42

of losing and the guilt, Like I just remember the religious guilt that they

44:45

would h that still lives in my soul. Yeah, it's there when I

44:50

grow as I am an adult, and I'll do things, and I'm like, oh, my grandmother wouldn't like that, right, Jesus, you know

44:55

wouldn't like that either. Yeah, but I would when I was a teenage.

45:00

You're a pre teen and get very squarely around people of that age talking

45:02

about that stuff. And if that were the case, I wouldn't be able

45:06

to see a damn thing right now. So I don't think anybody would. We'd all be blind. You just walk out of here with a stick eight

45:13

six six, four four five one oh five nine. What are some lies

45:15

that you that your parents told you? Drew know, your parents had to

45:19

deal with four boys, you included, and my mom ran a daycare,

45:22

so you know, there was a and I don't have to hurt you like

45:25

hurting cats. Yeah, there was a lot of hurting, but a lot

45:29

of like little dumb things like you know, when iceed to turn my eyelids

45:32

inside, Yeah, you know, like and where the where the Red show?

45:37

You know, when you're like a little kid. I always when kids did that, I couldn't do it and creeped me out. I remember being

45:42

told that that would be permanent, like that your eyes would be like that,

45:45

like you think it's funny till you don't want them like that, Yes,

45:49

you know, and so I had to stop flipping my lids. Now,

45:52

I will say this, I got glasses in third grades, so maybe I've flipped them one too much. It's fair. What about you, Laura

45:59

would assume that your parents or you were kind of neglected. I wasn't neglected.

46:04

I was. Yeah. I think I don't remember my mom going out

46:09

of her way to like make up ridiculous stories. I mean, it's like

46:13

your parents say. I heard the like, oh, if you make a

46:15

funny face, it's gonna get stuck that way like that kind but did you

46:20

ever hear the if you swallow your gum, it'll stay in your stomach for

46:22

something? That absolute was one of them. Yeah, when I think,

46:27

I feel like a bunch of us are going to be like, oh yeah

46:29

I heard that. Yeah I heard that. Yeah all right, Well, here are a few things that are on this list. Here ten lives that

46:34

parents tell their kids. It's a drinking coffee will make you short. I

46:37

never heard that. Yeah, yeah, I heard that it'll the caffeine will

46:40

stunt your growth, your growth. Yeah, well I heard them short,

46:44

and I didn't have coffee that I was like thirty, So I don't know what's eating chocolate can cause acne. I thought that was true though sweets and

46:52

general like chocolate. Certain people are sensitive to chocolate, so maybe it's just

46:55

not an overall blanket thing of all of us. If you sneeze with your

47:00

eyes open, they will fall out. I've never heard that either. I

47:05

heard that and I literally thought it was true until I don't. I can't

47:08

believe you didn't see this TikTok video. It's either on TikTok or Instagram tape

47:13

their eye. This woman, no, she just kept them open and sneeze.

47:16

I don't know, but she managed to do it. I don't think

47:20

I could do it. Afterwards, she was like you could like see the

47:22

shock on her face that she was like, I just sneezed with my eyes

47:27

open, but your eyeballs do not shoot out of their sockets. Isn't it

47:30

funny though, that we don't crash more cars? Just like God, dude,

47:34

I was taking a turn the other day and I was sneezing. I

47:36

thought I was going to kill everyone multiple half a second. And when you

47:40

have multiple sneezes, like, what do you do? You just pray?

47:45

You just try to remember where you're going, and you pray and you blow

47:47

that stuff all over the window, steering wheels rather moist Ten Lives. Parents

47:53

tell their children crossing your eyes will make you go cross eyed. I heard

47:57

that one. Give me a headache. Yeah, definitely would hurt. If

48:00

you go outside with your hair wet, you'll catch a cold. Isn't that

48:04

true? Though? I mean, I don't see how it's not. I

48:07

mean, your hair, all your heat leaves out your head, and when your hair is if it's really really cold, I mean you're just saying,

48:13

no, do you have a fats still their kids there, No, but

48:16

I did, really, I like, it wasn't that long ago. I

48:19

heard women's hair like little girl's hair is so much there's so much water in

48:23

that right, it takes a year to dry. Swimming after eating causes cramps.

48:29

I heard that one all the time. Wait half an hour before you get Yeah, I heard that all the time because they're seeing textas there's pools

48:34

everywhere, so you eat, you know, sandwich, you just want to

48:37

jump right back in. And they would always tell me that if you swallow your gumbo, stay in your stomach for seven years. Is the next one

48:42

I think we all have to say that. I thought it was true.

48:45

Yeah, you know, how long does it stay? You digest it really

48:49

quickly. You just pass it out. You pass it out. Yeah,

48:52

that's my gum. That's why I poops sell so good. Sometimes it's experiment.

48:55

It's a bubble yea double bubble. Baby. Cracking your knuckles will give

49:00

you arthritis? Isn't that true? That was true. I'm gonna do it

49:04

right now. I would think that the little those little gas. So because

49:07

the people who do it constantly, I feel like I do it. I do it every day. Yeah, well every day is different than the person

49:13

who just sits there goes crack crack, crack, crack, crack, crack

49:15

crack. I just hurt my finger. Yeah, I left thumb. Can

49:17

do it all the time. It's called arthritis. I'm gonna have it so

49:22

bad. It's loud right now, but it's it's worse when you hear it.

49:29

I heard the grind there it is. Oh yeah, yeah, so

49:34

I heard it in martial arts when I was in high school and it's been

49:37

that way ever since. That funny how that works, Like you get a little scar tissue. There Another lie the parents tell their kids, is cracking

49:44

your Oh yeah, we said that one. Watching too much TV will damage your eyesight. Probably, isn't that true? I sat so close and I

49:52

went blind. And carrots will help you see in the dark. That's apparently

49:55

another lie. I never heard that one either. There's the to help seeing

50:00

the dark. Boy, They're supposed to be good for you, because yeah,

50:05

I know so much, just saying that somebody came up with. Yeah,

50:07

just like your carrots and will help your eyes. I'll give you an

50:09

X ray vision. Let's go to line one. Is this Jesse? Uh?

50:15

Yeah? This is this is Joel? Okay, that's throw back to

50:17

what you said. I was told if you masturbaed and make your palms Harry.

50:22

Yeah, yeah I heard that too, that would suck so much.

50:25

You can't hide it from your friends. Oh my god, you got those

50:29

hair your palm? Yeah, I gotta shave my palm. So I'm gonna be a little late so we know what you've been up to. Yeah,

50:34

yeah, old Harry. Yeah, I got pretty Harry palms. Now,

50:37

I bet you do, thanks to the callie. Appreciate it. What lies

50:42

did your parents tell you or what are you telling your kids? Now?

50:45

Shoot us a talk back through the iHeartRadio app, or you can shoot us

50:47

a text at nine eight one nine seven. More your calls and text coming

50:51

up. And now through sports, here's Drew Well. The Oregon Ducks will

51:01

play in the NCAA tournament after making a run in Las Vegas and knocking off

51:07

a handful of top ranked teams in order to get their Colorado. The team

51:10

that they beat will play as well. Good news for Oregon, they don't

51:14

have to play a play in game like Colorado. I always thought that's a

51:19

rough deal to play in the first four. But the tournament will start tomorrow,

51:23

that is. And now don't worry if you haven't filled out a bracket.

51:27

Brackets aren't due till Thursday. Those play in games. Really they're teams

51:31

that aren't meant to win at all, but you could pencil them in.

51:35

What I like to do is wait to actually submit till after some of those

51:39

games, so you don't have to really pick an extra game. So make

51:45

sure if you're gonna get into a group, you're doing it first thing this

51:47

morning, because Thursday morning is gonna roll around like it's tomorrow. South Carolina

51:52

will play Oregon and Dante is the centerfold of all that. Dana Altman talked

51:59

about this star for Oregon and what he overcame, Yeah, surgery, he

52:02

was out ten weeks. He didn't come back till mid January. And just

52:07

look what he's done. Just an outstanding young man and Li Sai there's been

52:12

a privilege to work with him page A plus twenty one today when he was

52:15

in there. So we're a little better with him on the floor. I'm

52:19

a little better coach with Pa Bickerbell here. So he did a great job

52:22

now there. He's a high quality coach. But he's right. If this

52:25

guy plays the way that he's supposed to, not only can they make a

52:29

run in the tournament. I see him, he looks like a pro to

52:31

me, he looks like he could be drafted into the NF or MBA or

52:37

the NFL if he could cat here's your sports, Thank you very much,

52:39

all right. You know, as kids, we were told lies by your

52:43

parents. My mom used to tell me, you know, gumblestand your system

52:47

for seven years masturbation makes Jesus Christ so often. Well that's probably true.

52:52

What what did your parents tell you? What lies did your parents here tell

52:57

you? Or what are you telling your kids it's just not true. Eight

53:00

six six four four five one oh five nine is a phone number. More

53:04

of your calls, text and talkbacks coming up after hearts Happy Monday. It's

53:07

Tanner, Jew and Laura on the Brew. You're listening to Drew and Laura,

53:13

Drew and Laura Laura lies. I was just fed lies as a kid,

53:19

just to keep me in line. That's all my mama, dude,

53:21

is to keep me in line. Uh. I heard that the masturbation would

53:24

make you blind. I heard that the gum would stay in your stomach for

53:27

seven years. I heard that you're not supposed to swim after you eat.

53:30

So I heard all the things. I mean, isn't that? Isn't that true? Though? I kind of I kind of feel like I feel like

53:36

some of them that have been piped off, we should really circle the horses,

53:38

bag man. Maybe you shouldn't have a whole sub sandwich and then swim.

53:42

Yet, we got some people on hold here, I it's Tanner,

53:47

Drew and Laura. What is what's a lie that someone is telling her?

53:52

Your parents told you? Yeah, so two of them actually that's them.

53:54

Has to do with the car. Was that having the dumb light on driving

54:00

was illegal, so we couldn't have it on. And then and then if

54:06

I were to sit in the front seat at the age of eleven and the air bag went off, and that it would blow my head off, and

54:12

so I couldn't sit in the front seat. Wow, well there's traffic to

54:14

tell a kid, but there are there is an airbag censor now for a

54:19

kid who's too light not to sit there because it won't blow your head off,

54:21

but it'll blow it off your neck. So, I mean, maybe that one is one I held on. Maybe it does sound like something like

54:30

your dad's you blow your head off, boy, get in the backseat,

54:32

so clean off your neck. Also, dad just probably was annoyed with you

54:36

and want to be left it, like, get sad. She actually told

54:44

me that a case happened eleven eleven year old child like recently while I was

54:49

eleven, some stuff like this is a clear lie. Yeah, and that

54:52

kid gets older every year. Yeah, it was a twelve year old boy. Thanks guys, appreciate the call. Dude, eight six six four four.

55:01

I mean, I get it. It's not like lies that you know

55:05

that are gonna mess the kid up. It's just to keep them in line

55:07

or to keep them healthy. I mean, I get it, or just

55:10

because it's funny, and I think some of them they just don't know,

55:15

like it's a it's the lie was passed to them, like your carrots.

55:17

Yeah, with your eyesight, Like for example, we now tell kids to

55:22

drink water like you gotta have this much water, and drinking milk like you're

55:27

gonna pass out. We were talking about this yesterday, Aimy. My wife

55:31

was like, I don't remember having a single glass of water. I'd have

55:35

an occasional glass of milk and I don't remember three SIPs. So does a

55:39

kid need water or do they need a giant Coleman jug with them at school?

55:47

Water and some sort of like right, there's gonna be six year olds

55:50

walking around with Stanley mugs getting there water and some sort of like healthy juice

55:53

or something. Yeah. Yeah. Someone from twenty nine seventy eight Centis of

55:58

Texas said the origin of carrots being beneficial to your eye sight actually starts in

56:00

World War Two. Britain invented radar and spread the rumor that carrots are good

56:05

for your eyes to explain how they could see German planes in the dark because they didn't want the Germans to see. Are Germans or anyone else to know

56:10

that they invented radar? Interesting? That'll be a good little documentary in and

56:15

so Hi, it's Tanner, Jo and Laura. What's a lie that your

56:19

parents told you when you were a kid. Well, I read that when

56:22

that ice cream truck comes by and they're playing the music, that means they're

56:24

out of ice cream. That is darvage that the ice cream itself. Oh

56:34

my god, that's cold. Are you telling your kids that now, like,

56:39

just save a little, save a little money in these hard times.

56:42

They're expensive now? No grand kids, grand kids? Yeah? Okay,

56:45

good, Well, how do you explain all the crowd of children around the

56:50

ice cream truck? Are you just looking out the window thinking suckers? Those

56:52

kids don't even know they're out of ice I think I think all parents got

56:57

to be in on this. Yeah, yeah, you can't let it.

57:00

Anyone chase the truck or dare you what a party pooper? I want my

57:04

weird SpongeBob popsicle. I want a hundred year old gumball front thanks to the

57:09

call bro. All right, guys, take care. I got to go

57:12

back to work. Yeah, and at what point when those kids do find

57:15

out that that there is tons of ice cream in that truck and they're eventually

57:20

they grew up and it'll make it'll make sense to them, Like what doesn't

57:22

make any sense? Yeah, yeah, don't come near us even matter.

57:27

Or maybe they just got some dumb kids. Man, do you know that

57:30

you remember that feeling though, where you'd hear it, but then you'd hear

57:32

the music fading and I'll never catch it on my bike. Honestly, I

57:38

still get excited when I hear the ice cream. An It's got me wired,

57:42

man, It's got me wired. Let's check the talkback messages. You

57:45

can send us to talk back anytime through the iHeartRadio. To you, what

57:49

is a lie that you would tell your kids, or maybe that your parents

57:52

would tell you good Born and brew Crew, big bombing. The biggest lie

57:58

I got told as a kid is smoking marijuana would lead to bigger drugs.

58:04

That's not right. Just because I've done every drug known to man in my

58:07

twenties and thirties, I'm now sober. Marijuana had nothing to do with that.

58:13

Not helping your case, that was the biggest lie I ever got told.

58:16

Anyway, have a good day, you know, good morning, Brooker.

58:21

Something my grandma told me when we were growing up is that she bought this stuff that goes in your pool that turns your pea purple, so that

58:28

if you peed in the pool, everybody would know. Yeah, like,

58:31

there was no like easing it out. I guess I don't know. But

58:37

anyways, I risked the pee and I peed in the pool one day and

58:40

it was not purple. So she was a liar. You used that pool

58:44

out, the water's gonna turn purple. Yeah. I definitely heard that as

58:47

well. Yeah, that's another one I remember where I wasn't willing to risk

58:51

it. You know, I didn't want to be the guy with the purple clock. Everyone points at to you. No way, no way, all

58:57

right, more of your texts coming up. Actually, here's a text from

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eleven sixty nine. They say the one that they heard is if you swallow

59:04

watermelon seeds, watermelons will grow. Yeah, tell me that too. Yeah.

59:08

I definitely was told that the seeds would stay in you. I didn't

59:12

know. They never got all the way to growing a watermelon. Ninety one

59:16

nine seven is our lazy boy text line mark coming up one five nine The

59:20

Brew It's Portland's rock Station, Tanner, Jew and Laura. So in the

59:23

last segment, we were talking about lies that you tell your kids or lies

59:28

that you know your parents told you when you were a kid. Right,

59:30

we got a text message that says, I tell my kids there's no candy

59:34

when there's candy hidden all over the house. Oh yes, snacks. That's

59:37

a big thing is if they see them, then they're gonna get at them.

59:42

So yea. Sometimes if you want them, you gotta lie about it.

59:44

Yeah, but what happens when one day they find those hidden snacks?

59:49

Now you're busted. Now they know your secret hiding spot. Have you seen

59:52

that viral video of the mom hiding in the pantry eating her snack and the

59:55

kids like because the kid just is in that age where she follows mom around

59:59

everywhere, can't get away. You just got to take those moments where you

1:00:01

can. Yeah, she hides, she's hiding in the in the pantry and

1:00:05

she's eating like a like a twizzler or something. Oh wow, And the

1:00:07

kid is just like like like sticking their hands under the door like a zombie.

1:00:12

My god, that is And my kids are so like that too.

1:00:16

If they know you got something. They are enemy at the gates. Eight

1:00:20

sixty six four four five one five nine is the phone number. You can

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also shoot us a text message at nine eight one seven. It's Tanner Jew

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and Laura. We're commercial free on the Bruce's rack station one of five nine

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the Brew. It's Tanner Jew and Laura. I just saw this over the weekend. You know that pop singer Bruno Mars. Yeah, oh yeah,

1:00:36

apparently that dude owns sorry, oh's fifty million dollars to MGM, the casino

1:00:42

in Las Vegas. Well, he's been doing he's been doing a residency there,

1:00:45

so I mean, he has been spending a lot of time in Las

1:00:47

Vegas. Maybe that's proving to be a problem for old Bruno. I guess

1:00:51

they gave him a bank roll and he's just emptied that and then they just

1:00:54

put him on a tab or something. So now since he's performing at the

1:00:58

MGM, like, does that his debt? Like are his wages being garnished?

1:01:01

Essentially? I wonder I would think when I saw that, I go,

1:01:05

this sounds like someone's gonna be doing some free shows at the MGM soon

1:01:07

to pay the fifteen million dollars you're allowed to carry it for a certain amount

1:01:12

of time, but there comes a day where you have to pay the piper.

1:01:15

Remember Charles Barkley ran out of cash doing the same thing where you're trying

1:01:19

to borrow from the house to pay back your debt. Like if I what

1:01:22

you say earlier, like I'll bet one hundred million to pay that back. Yeah, you just keep going. You just keep going, and you might

1:01:28

be down ten million a couple of weeks ago. Then all of a sudden you're like, Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna erase it in one bet.

1:01:32

So now I'm down twenty right, and that would double dump. Yeah.

1:01:36

I was thinking about it over the weekend. So Bruno Mars clearly more than

1:01:38

likely has a gambling addiction. If this is true, guy's got a gambling

1:01:43

in the past. In the past, he's talked about his love of gambling,

1:01:45

so he's clearly an addiction. So my thing is, Okay, it

1:01:49

sounds like you're gonna be doing some free shows for MGM, so you can

1:01:51

pay that fifty million dollars, right, Yeah, but that means you're just just an elevator ride away from temptation. Yeah, hard to say that tough.

1:01:59

It's like you have to stay in Vegas, the place that's causing that problem in the first place. You would think that if they were smart,

1:02:04

because I know he's he's married. I think he's got a family. But

1:02:07

if I were them, I might say, hey, like, maybe get

1:02:10

a spot away from the hotel, away from the casino, go do your

1:02:15

shows and then leave. Because Phil Mickelson, who admitted to betting hundreds of

1:02:20

millions over his life, the professional golfer, there comes a point where you

1:02:24

just have to say, Okay, I lose this fight, I gotta shut

1:02:28

it down because you know I've got a family member who does this. They

1:02:30

just swing fence to try and get back. And those are the people who

1:02:35

never have anything left. Can be locked out of heaven because he's having a

1:02:37

cash lights locked out of MGM when I was your man. That song is

1:02:40

actually about him losing all their money to gamble. Yeah, oh no.

1:02:45

So you know Bruno Mars, from what I understand, made and makes abound

1:02:49

sixty million dollars a year. Okay, well he can get it back a

1:02:52

lot better than we could, right, because I also show a couple of thousand in credit card debt and I am puckered up. You feel buried.

1:02:57

Yeah, and also imagine like what if what if people will stop buying tickets

1:03:00

to the show, you know what I mean. I don't think that'll happen,

1:03:02

but like what if MGM's like, yeah, sorry, you're bringing in

1:03:06

enough people canceled. We could bring in like a comedian he addresses as a

1:03:08

lizard and do better. I mean, but Bruno is still I think,

1:03:12

yeah, he'll be fast guy, but is actual talent, whereas a lot

1:03:15

of people are not talented. I would go see this guy live. He's

1:03:19

like sorry, he's like the modern day James Brown, you know, and

1:03:21

I've seen it. I saw Bruno Mars once and I wasn't. I'm not

1:03:25

really a big Bruno Mars fan, but he does put on such a live

1:03:29

ban. Yeah yeah, so they look like they're having a blast energy.

1:03:34

You never want to do the super Bowl? Oh yeah, you killed him

1:03:37

and Silk Sonic. Yeah yeah, yeah, Well there you go. Bruno

1:03:39

Mars apparently owns fifty million dollars to MGM the casino in Vegas, and he's

1:03:44

got to pay up because I'm pretty sure they break your hand with a hammer if they Oh yeah, I'm pretty and if you break its pretty hand,

1:03:49

he can't play piano. All right, coming up in a few minutes,

1:03:52

we're gonna check your talk back, so download that. IHEARTRADI wapp and sit us one to day it's Tanner, Jew and Laura on the Brew commercial Free

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Things Too, Lazy boy stander, Drew and Laura on the Brew. We

1:04:00

found this online the other day. Apparently one in five gen zers can't tell

1:04:03

the difference between a zucchini or a cucumber. I keep wanting to say,

1:04:09

squash, zucchini is a squash kind of okay, Yeah, so that's one

1:04:14

in the same, but the zucchini and the cucumber not the same vegetable.

1:04:16

Well, when I heard that, I was like, you know, I'm

1:04:19

technically like an old millennial, like an elder millennial. I think it's with

1:04:21

the column, but I don't think that A lot of vegetables I don't and

1:04:27

I and I definitely don't like those two. I don't think that I could

1:04:29

tell the difference between a zucchini or a cucumber. But well, hey,

1:04:31

we're going to find a challenge. Yeah, Laura brought a bunch of produce

1:04:35

in today. Yes, I am prepared and we're going to see if me

1:04:39

and Andrew can do it. Yeah, this produce, it's I mean,

1:04:44

it looks like it's kind of old, so we'll see. It looks like it was bought at a flea market. This is the freshest produce I could

1:04:50

find. All right, we'll do that in less than ten minutes. It's

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Tanner to and Laura. We're commercial free things to lazy boy. Now,

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what's trending? Fuel by be a heating and cooling raising your expectations of comfort?

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Oh yes, Online at one five nine dot com, you'll be able

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to check out our Donkey Show podcast, which we're gonna record after the show.

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It's uh, it's the program completely unedited, nonsensored. Yeah, FCC

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has no sake. Can't hold us down, can't hold me down, No

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got keep me long that I don't know, but you guys did not do

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it justice whatever I think they Okay, anyway, that'll be posted online today

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at one fine dot com at around eleven o'clock. Ourse. Also, this

1:05:45

video has gone viral of a pizza shop owner who is injured by an oven

1:05:49

explosion, so he goes to light the oven. I guess at the beginning

1:05:53

of the day and the damn thing just blows up. Yeah, knocks him

1:05:57

on the ground, knocks him right out of his flip flopsloor. Yeah,

1:05:59

he was wearing slides, like under armor slides. His toes exposed. That

1:06:03

could have been that could have been even worse. He could have lost digits

1:06:06

where in Texas, Texas. Those feet could have been the fuel to the

1:06:11

fire and then set up there. Oh my god, the methanging hass on

1:06:15

that. I'm always I always laugh, and I just when I see people getting knocked out of their sandals, Like if someone's on a bike and they

1:06:20

just get dinged by somebody. Yeah, there's a sandals flaff I giggle handles

1:06:24

a block away. Yeah. I follow this account called cyclists getting Hurt and

1:06:29

it's my favorite account, nicely because a lot of them don't follow the rules.

1:06:32

Can't just say you can't say that around here. Fat cyclists getting hurt

1:06:40

on Instagram. Follow it, You're welcome. Sounds good to me. But

1:06:43

these, you know, like the other just last night or maybe it was

1:06:45

this morning. I think it was this morning. Coming to work, I

1:06:47

saw somebody on a motorized bike and they just went right through a red light.

1:06:51

Yeah, did he catch them with the doors, you miss? I

1:06:55

just shook my head at him and I just looked at him. You gave

1:06:57

him like a finger wag as he's turning. I just do this, the

1:07:02

big head, just the disappointed head and the puckered lips, like that's just

1:07:06

your your trash bro. No, yeah, I add the finger to that

1:07:11

is the waving the mom finger. Yeah, yeah, something worse than getting

1:07:15

mad. You know. It's just like the cyclists, the ones that obey

1:07:18

the rules and are good people, you know who you are, But the

1:07:21

majority of them are jerks and their pants are stupid and sore their shoes.

1:07:26

It's tough out there, and the more you get into like congested city,

1:07:29

the worse it gets. And so anytime I see I see one get hurt

1:07:32

fall off, like I see a big bike bike race or is that right?

1:07:36

Yeah? Yeah, anytime I see the pile up, it makes me

1:07:40

tickled. Inside That group of people before they fall is called a peloton.

1:07:45

Oh yeah, that's right, that's where they stole the name. I didn't know that. Yeah, likelot falls, I didn't know it until a peloton

1:07:53

the company was invented. Anyway, you can see the owner getting knocked right

1:07:58

out of his slide the brew dot Com. That's right. Also Explorers rescue

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rescued from an icy Italian mountain top. This is why I'm never going mountain

1:08:09

climbing. It looks not fun. I have no desire. Like people will

1:08:13

pay so much money Everest just to get the permit. I think is expensive.

1:08:18

It's ridiculous. See if I'm not stepping over bodies, it's not hiking.

1:08:24

Yeah, yeah, exactly. Well, I mean there are cas you

1:08:26

can do that. Oh you've caught up Mountain Tabor. Good for you.

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Yeah, anyway, that videos online one of five nine in the brew dot

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com. Just click on Tanner, Drew and Laura. We will see you

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tomorrow. Wait, did you guys happen to see what's parked in the parking

1:08:43

lot? I cannot believe you guys have not mentioned this because my ride right

1:08:48

now is so sick. Is that yellow geep yours? Yeah? The banana

1:08:53

jee for now. It's like I forgot to talk about it today, but

1:08:56

I was like, this is that is it? That bright yellow gep?

1:09:01

It's like yellow wee green. It's not like sunshine yellow. But that was

1:09:08

the idea because I went out to Gresham to Jeep of Gresham on Saturday just

1:09:12

to catch up with the guys out there, and they're like, it is

1:09:14

so beautiful outside, we need to get you in a bright yellow jeep.

1:09:18

They're so great out there. But they so they hooked me up with this

1:09:21

jeep for the weekend just so I could like bop around and it's so much

1:09:25

fun. Jeeps are any any like uh, big truck like that? You

1:09:30

know, like I feel like I'm driving among all terrain vehicles or whatever.

1:09:33

I feel like they all look good with weird colors. You know, you'll

1:09:36

see You'll see one of those with like like a bright orangish red or something,

1:09:40

and it looks good right coming in because I knew today was gonna be

1:09:45

perfect, and so I knew she's gonna be able to drop the top on them. Oh yeah, taking the top off. And it's a it's a

1:09:49

four by East. It's a hybrid so it doesn't drain the gas. It's

1:09:53

awesome. I'd love to have one, like a jet black jeep. Very

1:09:56

nice when we're slipping our fingers through a sun rif trying to get a breeze.

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She's gonna be full tops off. Baby. You better enjoined today though,

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because it's going to rain, you know, the rest of the week.

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So don't catch join today. Don't catch a fly in your eye?

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All right with it? By the way, can we post a picture of

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that bright yet? Oh? I guess it's a yeah green. I mean

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we'll call it green green, a green. Yeah, we'll post it, So follow us on Instagram if you're not doing that already. At one o

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five nine, the Brew I also posted the picture of the TV stand I

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put together. I'll look at that. I'm the only one without cool new

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things. I'm sore because of it. Got to get working on that,

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true. Yeah, Like, that's when you know you're out of shape, is when you are sore from put together TV stands? Like would you do

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this weekend? I bent over? At least you have a sense of accomplishment

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there. That thing is complete, That's true. At one five nine,

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the brew or Tanner drew Laura on Instagram. We will see tomorrow We'll have another pair of breaking Benjamin and staying tickets. At seven thirty by