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You, Drew and Laura, good morning. It is Monday, April twenty

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second, twenty twenty four, Tanner do and Laura, we are live.

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Yeah, man, I had a chance to go to the Nike Company store

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this weekend. Nice. I hadn't been there. I got put through my

0:20

gym. I got it like it it's like a one week members pass.

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It was a guest pass. Boy jealous. So I got to go there

0:27

Saturday. And then I realized yesterday, yesterday morning, that I got the

0:32

wrong size of shoes. So what do you do? Can you take me

0:35

back? So I took them back right. I just drove back to the

0:37

company store, thinking that I could go back in and go, oh,

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no, you get a week's past, but it's only for one one entry,

0:43

one day in the year. Done. What do you do? Like,

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I got to return these shoes. I got a return section, so

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you but there was no exchanges there. They could have exchanged it if they

0:53

had my pair, but they didn't have my size, so it's like keep

0:56

these or take them back. I actually accidentally got a nine and a half

0:59

and out of a ten and a half. Yeah, I was just looking

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at the wrong I got a ten and a half in women's and stuff or

1:04

something like that. I got a bigger size in win maybe the European thing

1:08

I did. I saw the European version because it's like the same way for

1:11

the UK. Yeah, but the place is packed. But boy is it

1:15

like as soon as you're done, they it's like they cast you away.

1:18

You've had your one day, sir, you were not allowed back in. How did you like your one time you were grounded entry? Dude? Was

1:25

it cool? Like magic? What's cool about it? Is it just bigger

1:29

or because they have like a weird selection, right, Like it's not they

1:33

have some new stuff. It's forty percent off. Yeah, that's the cool

1:36

part. Yeah. You know, it's like they get the advantage of bring

1:40

the cool stuff down to Bryce's weekend hand. And so because of that that,

1:44

I'm doing the math in my head. You know, I'm like, Okay, these shoes are actually this price, and so I just started filling

1:48

the cart up and I'm going kind of crazy, like it's a little overwhelming.

1:51

You become the victim of a deal, yeah, and so you're just

1:53

like I don't need this, but for yeah, yeah, you end up

1:56

spending more than you would normally, Like I'm getting a discount. It's fine,

2:00

like two more shirts. The price comes. Yeah, I ended up

2:02

putting like three shoes in there, a bunch of shirts and some so you

2:07

didn't have to return everything, not everything that's good, so you didn't come

2:09

away empty hand. No, not completely. But I get up to the

2:13

counter and you know, she's ringing me up and I'm looking down at the at the you know, the price that keeps going up, and I'm starting

2:20

to panic a little bit because it's getting higher and higher and high. And

2:22

I've done that, I've done the math wrong at yeah, like I told

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her, slowly walk away, like I forgot something about it, had they

2:31

not hit the discount button. The price gets to like eight hunds, and

2:36

so I'm going whoa, whoa, And so I go, is this the

2:39

final price? Because I think I have to put some things back? And

2:43

so she goes, no, no, no, we haven't put the we haven't put the forty percent through yet. But I being so really, because

2:49

the last thing you want to do is say, oh no, no,

2:52

I wasn't going to spend a thousand dollars right. Let me let me walk these four items back to the real walk embarrassing. That's the worst. I'd

3:00

rather you can only come to the register one. Yeah, I'd rather get

3:04

used all the way and then just have to walk home at six in the

3:07

morning by myself barefoot. No see, at least you'd be walking home and

3:10

some nice kicks. Though exactly, they do have nice stuff. So she

3:15

puts the price in and it finally goes down to reasonable number, and I was but I like the place. It's like my I think that was my

3:20

first time at the company store. Maybe I've been there one time before,

3:22

but I've never been. It's always been like Mecca, you know, like,

3:24

how do you get a pass? How do you got to know somebody?

3:28

Yeah, it's it's always some like you know someone here or there.

3:30

It's a little easier to get into Columbia or Adidas exactly, Nike, that's

3:36

the that's the premiere club. I've actually never been inside the Adidas, but

3:38

we got to come to pass to Columbia. We get quite a bit.

3:42

Adidas is cool. Some of their gear is a little out there, you

3:46

know, they're like, oh, it's limited back when Lillard was on the team, it's limited release Lillard gear. Like I'm never gonna wear that and

3:53

like something that you would walk into work in. People back, are you Are you having like a midlife problem? Right? Yeah, it's all going

3:59

through something. You'll have strange belcrows on the shoes right right. It's a

4:02

lot. Now I feel you people who got company passes. That's awesome.

4:06

Man. I felt like the cool kid for you one day and then I'm

4:09

now I'm out, and then they banished you. Yeah, it was fun

4:12

while it lasted. You'll find your way back in the gates soon enough,

4:15

hopefully, I hope. So later on this morning, we've got Pete Davidson

4:17

tickets. We're gonna play Pick a flick coming up at seven thirty for you

4:21

chance to win. Let's do this Rude brought to you by Hulu plus Live

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TV. Switch today to watch over ninety five live channels. Now here's Laura

4:33

Well. The House has approved legislation that could potentially ban TikTok in the United

4:40

States. The bill would require their parent company, Byte Dance, to sell

4:44

off its US operations or face a nationwide ban. The measure, passed with

4:49

bipartisan support three hundred and sixty to fifty eight, now heads to the Senate.

4:55

Even if the bill is signed into law, it would likely face legal

4:59

challenges that would dragged the process on for months, even years. So it

5:02

doesn't sound like we're going to see a band on TikTok anytime soon. I

5:06

got to tell you, I'm all for it. I need to be stopped.

5:10

I'm out of way too much, you know. I thought at first,

5:13

I was like, Tanner's not gonna like this, But I see you've

5:15

had a change of life. Take the liquor out of my cabinet exactly.

5:19

Yep. The Rocky Truly, though Truly. The Rock and Roll Hall of

5:26

Fame announced the class of twenty twenty four last night. They actually did it

5:30

on American Idol, which I thought was weird. It's like, how irrelevant

5:32

are we were announcing the inductees on American Idol? But that's fine. I

5:36

mean, I'm sure it was a cool show. All the contestants sang songs

5:42

from you know, artists past, but I don't know how many artists are

5:46

usually inducted. A record eight made it in this year. Mary J.

5:50

Blige, Share, the Dave Matthews Band, Foreigner, Peter Frampton, Cool

5:56

In the Gang, Ozzy Osbourne, and a tribe called Quest Ozzie, I

6:00

know, waiting for that one. A tribe called quest that's a name from

6:03

the old day. Yeah yeah, yeah, Well they are officially in the

6:06

Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. And finally we celebrated Earth Day, of

6:11

course over the weekend trash bandits, but today is the official Earth Day.

6:15

And a new survey asked Americans at five thousand Americans, including residents of every

6:19

state, how eco friendly are you? Where do you think Oregon ranked on

6:25

that line? It would be top ten, right, yeah, because some

6:28

places don't even recycle. You go there and there, I go. No,

6:30

we just throw everything in the train. Don't do that. What let's

6:34

we don't believe in that. We are number three, Oh I get third

6:42

to California came in number two. New Mexico in it number one, oddly

6:46

enough. But yeah, we're doing pretty good. So give yourselves a pat

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shot at the cash and now through sports her. Well last night, well

7:14

actually all day long in the NBA yesterday, great action in first round play

7:19

at the NBA Playoffs, and predictable on some notes, the Celtics destroying the

7:26

heat that was gonna happen the Clippers, they got the surprises. You know,

7:30

Vegas said the MAVs would pop out to a win on this What were

7:33

the Clippers going to look like without one of their top players. They still

7:38

got the job done. But it was an old Blazer who was really the

7:41

talk of the town yesterday, as Damian Lillard. There are times where there's

7:46

speculation or rumblings about him. He doesn't like that. And the Greek freak

7:50

out for the first game of the playoffs and they thought maybe they're reeling a

7:56

little bit. Well, Damian Lillard came to play. Here's a sound from

8:00

the end of the first quarter yesterday. I think could shoot three pointers,

8:03

but like the team today, just unable to convert those opportunities. They are

8:07

all of nine from downtown. Lollard step back a nineteen Foia opening quarter for

8:18

the eight time All Star. He looked like Dame time yesterday and he actually

8:22

scored thirty five points in the first half. We only scored one more the

8:28

rest of the game because they he didn't even have to play as Dame and

8:31

company are off to the races, and there's a little fomo here in Portland.

8:35

And finally the thunder got the job done as well. And Thursday,

8:41

remember this is draft week. The NFL Draft starts Thursday evening. What will

8:46

your team do? We'll be covering it throughout the week. There's the sports

8:48

all right, coming up here in just a few minutes. If you're hopping

8:52

on a plane soon like Laura is here in a couple of days. Is

8:54

your airline on the list of the best for twenty twenty four, we'll share

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that list with you coming up here in a few minutes. In the meantime,

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9:24

it's Tanner, Drew and Laura on the Brew you're listening to and Laura and

9:31

Laura Happy Monday. We got miss Connections coming up this morning, hopefully bring

9:35

some people together. You're reading the misconnections off of Craigslist. Uh, and

9:41

we also have to read cap trash bandits. Thanks to everyone who showed up

9:45

Saturday morning for trash Bandits. I mean, the weather was perfect. We'll get into it later, but it was pretty awesome, amazing, very cool.

9:50

Even made the news, so we'll talk about that. But uh,

9:52

a lot of people are going to be traveling soon spring break, right or

9:56

what does that already happened? I mean spring break's already done for the most

10:00

part. Yeah, we're on the final leg here before summer. Well,

10:03

Laura is going to be hopping on a plane next month, going to Iceland for the first time. And is her airline on the list of best airlines

10:09

in the United States? I doubt it. It's an international airline. It's

10:16

Iceland Air. Oh yeah, going to Iceland's icelandic Air. I don't even

10:22

know. It's different to go to Iceland. You know, you don't just

10:24

take Spirit Well, I could have flown your standard Delta, but there go

10:28

makes it. There is a direct from PDX on Iceland air Drew, you

10:33

know you you crap on spirit, but but I bet there coming to Iceland.

10:37

Icelandic Airlines is not not but it's gonna have. One of the parameters

10:43

is affordability and that brings spirit right. There are a bunch of parameters here

10:48

best there's on this list. There's the best, uh like overall winners,

10:52

and then there's the top ten list. Do you say that, though,

10:56

Drew? But you know what else? What other airline is affordable frontier here

11:00

and I doubt that they made the list. You might be surprised here.

11:03

They're also very cost well not efficient, I'm not going to say that word,

11:07

but cost effective. Wallet hub just came out with their list of twenty

11:11

twenty four's best airlines, and they compared the nine largest airlines plus a regional

11:16

carrier on thirteen factors including cancelation and delay rates, baggage mishaps, in flight

11:22

comfort, and costing cost in relation to amenities. Okay, and you'll be

11:30

surprised should we go from ten to ten? Up? Sure that sounds good.

11:35

The number ten best airline is Southwest Airlines, which I've flown on quite

11:37

a few times. Southwest has taken a tumble. Southwest used to be one

11:43

of the heavy hitters. Yeah, and then after a couple of years ago,

11:46

that big debacle at Christmas time, and then several others after that,

11:50

they have just fallen from grace. Yeah. I remember flying from Dallas to

11:56

Portland a lot on Southwest. I remember that was the airline, and that in Delta. My mom, I go back and forth with yeah, yeah,

12:01

and ten doesn't sound bad until your people's tenth choice. That's not good.

12:07

Yeah. Frontier Airlines is at number nine. So it's even though everyone

12:09

trashes it, and when you're on it, you're like, I'm never doing

12:11

this able. Yeah, you realize that it's number nine. It's always in

12:15

the top ten. It gets you there and normally it's a shorter flight.

12:18

You know, you're getting not a lot of layovers compared to the big dogs.

12:22

That's true. Yeah, that's if I'm flying, I'm flying at Denver

12:26

or something like that, I'll get on a Frontier because it's a quick flight and it doesn't matter. American Airlines is that's eight, Hawaiian Airlines at seven,

12:33

Jet Blue Airways at six, for the best airlines. For Blue really

12:37

in front of Hawaiian. I've always had an enjoyable time on that, but

12:41

I think you're going to Hawaii, so you're like, whatever's fine. True.

12:46

Number number five for the best airline is United, Okay, United Airlines.

12:50

Delta is at four. That's on your airline. Yeah, I love

12:54

Delta. Don't you have a card to Delta? I do, Yeah,

12:56

I don't use it as much as I used to, but this one,

13:00

this don't surprise me. Spired Airlines is at number three for the best airline.

13:03

I can't agree that airlines is strong numbers. The last time you flew

13:07

Spirit and every time I'm going to Vegas, I'm booked on one right now.

13:15

Yeah, to go there this summer. I fly a lot. I

13:18

don't think it's all that terrible. I mean, I do think it's inconvenient

13:20

in terms of like give me the stuff, the water, things that you're

13:24

charging you forever. But it just kind of but that's how they get you,

13:28

right. They're like cheap flight, and then you have to pay for

13:31

your if you want to pick your seat, and then you have to pay for a bag. So it's like if you know how to pack effectively.

13:37

Yeah, then it's it's great and you can always usually get some in flight

13:39

entertainment. There's always a fighter too on a Spired airlines fight and everyone enjoys

13:46

it. But they will punch the person's right. You might get there's a

13:48

fiftiethy chance you're gonn get hit in the back of the head. You don't, don't worry. I think they also serve buzzballs, you know what those

13:54

things are like cocktails that are always locked up at plaid pairs. If people

14:00

keep asking out like that, they're gonna stop serving alcohol and they're going to run it for all. Those little things are just malt liquor. Those okay,

14:05

yeah right, they're dangerous. Number two is SkyWest Airlines for the best

14:09

airlines and number one my favorite airline, Alaska Airlines. To get number one

14:18

on the list, they have gotten nothing but bad press for the past six

14:22

They had like things fallen off like a doors, and even with the door

14:28

falling off, it's still my favorite airline. Yeah. I do find it's

14:31

very you know, always comfortable. They've even given you complimentary drinks. What

14:37

other what other airline does that when you're not international? Okay, where are

14:43

you flying when you get a free drink. The only time I got a

14:45

free drink in Alaska was when I was flying from Spokane to Seattle. We

14:48

flew from Spokane to Portland and got a free drink. Well, remember we

14:52

knew that we knew the fly they were serving drinks the bottles. Yeah that's

14:58

not of course he did, but they gave everyone a free drink on that

15:01

plane. It is something that I would assume that I haven't flown Alaska in

15:05

a while, but I think that he's extra. You got extra. But

15:09

the point of the matter is Alaska sometimes gives still give im drinks. Yeah

15:15

that is nice. Yeah, well I'd like him to give me a free

15:18

complimentary joint. That'd be a pre roll would be nice. How about that?

15:22

Yeah they should pre rolls. Well, bite off a everyone who walks

15:26

in gets to take a bite off one of those gummy squares. Yeah,

15:30

that'll help their anxiety when they're worried about the doors. Yeah, so there

15:33

you go. If you're flying, those are the airlines I guess to look at. But if your penny pension like I usually am, it's Frontier and

15:39

Spirit Those are the two that you want. Spirits number three. Now.

15:43

You know, well, when you go to Vegas, it's like, here's

15:45

your flight options seventy Spirit twenty five Frontier. You know, you take what

15:50

you get. Coming up later on this morning, you're gonna have to take

15:54

what you get, which are Pete Davidson tickets? Yeah, yeah, I'll take They got Pete David's tickets all this week. He's going to get Thet's

16:00

ballroom that's up at Alan A Casino. Would be pretty awesome, Pete Davidson.

16:03

That the venue? How big is that? Like, is the size

16:06

of the roseland how many people gonna holde? That's a good question because I

16:11

feel like Pete Davidson's a big name. And does he get to stay at

16:14

the top of the hotel? Probably, you think so. I would thank

16:18

you run five peepy, Yes, but it's that's nice. It's big enough

16:23

for a good laugh, but it's intimate for sure. Yeah, we'll have

16:26

tickets all week. We're going to play our new game called pick a Flick

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Now, what's trending? Fueled by Columbia heating and cooling raising your expectations of

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comfort. Jimmy Kimmel released another unnecessary censorship. I have not seen one of

17:00

these in a long time. Yeah, you know, we just not do

17:03

it all the time anymore. I guess not. But he, you know,

17:06

he beleeves things that don't need to be believed. This is the latest

17:10

one overmentos. The man was arrested for allegedly trying to rob a store with

17:15

a snake around his neck. Yeah, I just you know, it hurt

17:23

both ways. Yeah, it's really really clever. Prevent the defendant from king,

17:29

the witnesses from king the judges daughter. This is very simple. I'm

17:33

operating with the smallest is going to be. We saw that the fact that

17:42

he even said who ha, Because ye see that that clip is good on

17:48

its own. It doesn't need a fake sens or you can't even remember how

17:52

the sentence is supposed to end. All I remember was him saying, who

17:56

who just say that we were in the studio, hu haas going to be

18:00

out. We were in the city from the uniform and we were in the

18:03

studio last week and we were all kind of everyone was in here and it

18:07

was just silent, but we were listening to the news and this is all

18:10

we heard. My hohoh is going to be Those aren't my wars? Because

18:14

I'm pretty sure I'm not allowed to say that on TV. He actually said,

18:17

he said, my huha is going to be out out because it was

18:19

it was just about those Team USA uniforms. Yeah, and how they're like

18:23

they were high cut. Yeah. I remember we looked up and we all

18:26

just looked at each other kind of dumbfled, like really just I think it

18:30

was a direct quote he was quoting, yeah and quote my who ha.

18:34

That's great, but he was a classic he delivered it. Burple. Let

18:37

me some John Berman anyway, that's videos online at one to five nine dot

18:41

com And we just watched this video on here too. This is insane.

18:45

This could be the biggest wave ever served. Wow. And the guy who's

18:49

served in this massive wave something out of like a movie. He looks so

18:53

tiny, little tiny dude down there. But it gave me anxiety. Yeah,

18:59

it gave me anxiety just watching the video. Yeah, he was really

19:02

like split in the what do they call it? I don't know. They have weird lines, so pitted, I don't know, you were so red.

19:08

Go check out all the videos online at one of five nine in the

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brew dot com just click on Tanner, Drew and Laura all right, coming

19:15

up next another edition of Missed Connections. Hopefully we're going to bring some people

19:18

together. Yeah, or at least, uh, let me tear them apart.

19:22

We'll tear them apart or let them know that they need to get a

19:25

restraining order immediately. That's coming up. Also, your next shot of the

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thousand dollars in cash from the cash Caren is coming up right after filter.

19:33

It's Tanner, Drew and Laura on the Brew. You're listening to Drew and

19:37

Laura Drew and Laura, all right. Later this morning, we got to

19:41

recap trash bandits and talk about the weird items we found. And we found

19:45

some weird stuff. Yeah, that's pretty hush so we'll get to that in

19:48

about an hour. And we want to know if you were at trash Pandits,

19:52

what is the weirdest thing that you found while cleaning up some garbage.

19:55

We also have Pete Davidson tickets here in about thirty minutes. But first and

19:59

now missed Connections with Tanner, Drew and Laura. All Right, we do

20:03

miss Connections every Monday, trying to bring people together hopefully, hopefully we can

20:07

help people find love. That's really what the point is year. These are

20:11

real miss connections from the Portland, Salem and Vancouver area right in your neck

20:15

of the woods. I'll go first, I guess. Yeah, go for

20:18

my window right now in Happy Valley. If you come to my window right

20:23

now, I'll let you in. WHOA, knock three times softly and I'll

20:26

open it for you as well as the window. Oh really wow. Ps,

20:33

only come if you know what I be packing, because I don't want

20:37

you to test the waters and head out right away. So if you knock

20:41

three times. So, if you knock three times, it better be better

20:45

be because you're that's a little broke, a little broken. What's he trying

20:49

to say? There? You do it? Better be because you're sure it's

20:52

a good fit for you for the night, I'm gonna throw up. Also,

20:56

I kind of lost my head earlier too, so need some boy cad

21:00

say that? Oh yeah, all right, so pretty good. You get

21:04

the idea pretty explicity. One stranger to come knock on his window. He'll

21:07

let you write in immediately, no questions asked. Yeah, and if you

21:11

knock, you better be a promise. Yeah, Laura, would you like

21:14

to go this? Ish? I gotta cleanse the palace? How about this?

21:18

I bought you a stupid pair of cheese socks, but this one's title.

21:22

When I was visiting my mom recently, we went to a nursery to

21:26

look at trees in the gift shop. I found myself at the register with

21:29

a pair of socks for you in my hands. It was too late to

21:32

turn back and I and put them away, so I carried them outside,

21:36

knowing I couldn't give them to you. I still think about you more than

21:40

I wish I did, and part of me wonders if I ever crossed your

21:42

mind. I miss you, I miss your smile. Having you in my

21:47

life changed me, and I'll always be grateful to you for that. I just don't know what to do with the cheese socks. What are cheese socks?

21:52

I think they're just socks cheese on them. Oh, come on,

21:56

I'll probably set them aside along with everything else that makes me think of you.

22:00

There's a chance that's not thinking of them at all anymore. Yeah,

22:03

they've moved on exactly, Like the reason I broke up with you is because

22:07

your crappy gift givings. Yeah, man, I don't your cheese. This

22:11

is a good one. Nato Parkway near Couch the street, I believe,

22:15

not the homeless people sitting on one. I believe that's Cooch, isn't it?

22:19

Oh Cooch? Yeah, it's while. It's been a while, and

22:23

I actually drove down the street two days ago, so there is no excuse.

22:29

I am in utter anguish and despair. I need to have my fingers

22:33

in your hair. Oh my god, we're doing this, I hope not.

22:36

My heart beats in time with your sleeping breaths. No, no more

22:40

rhyming. The sun is brighter with you around, and the world feels bigger

22:44

when you're here. You taught me where to find God and gave me a

22:48

space to heal and grow. I'm a changed person by having the privilege to

22:52

know you, and I'm so nauseous thinking about how one day I won't have

22:56

you in my arms anymore. I listened to your face favorite music, and

23:00

I can hear it in your voice in it. It's better that way.

23:04

My biggest fear is changed, and I am aware that it's it is capable

23:11

who is posting these things on Craigslist. My heart beats to your sleeping breaths.

23:18

It's not creepy at all. I don't want that. I don't want

23:21

that. I want your back to me, and I want to hear snoring. I want to know that you're in a calma. We're both not here.

23:26

This one is called beautiful Girl at the casino. This wasn't boring.

23:33

You were playing the fish game. You were super hot. I really wanted

23:37

to talk to you, but I wasn't sure if you had a dude with

23:41

you. Maybe we can meet to the casino again and then go to the

23:44

airport and fly to Vegas for our first date. Okay, or just me

23:47

for coffee, whatever, Anyway, I hope you would you go on a

23:52

first day with a guy to Vegas? You know what I might? Yeah,

23:56

I joked with someone once who because, like I was, was on

24:00

a dating app and his settings were sent wrong or something, so turns that

24:03

I thought he was here, but really he was in New York. Yeah,

24:06

and he was like, why don't we just meet somewhere in the middle. We could like have like a like get a layover and like Omaha,

24:11

Nebraska or something, get a slice of pod that's straight up a cheek and

24:15

invitation at that like meet and that guy has a wife, yeah, guarantee.

24:23

All right, Laura, do we have time for another one? All

24:26

right? Sweet? Well how about oh this is good emo girl at Costco?

24:32

Oh? I saw her there? Yeah, Drew's ears perked right up.

24:36

Saw you walking with what seemed to be a brother or a boyfriend in

24:38

Costco. It looks like you were in a hurry to buy something, but

24:41

I smiled, hoping for one back. Your black shirt kept bouncing up and

24:47

down your leggings as you walked quickly. I've never seen something you're just staring

24:53

at the leg Let's see some clearance on that skirt. I've never seen in

25:00

such a tall, beautiful girl like you. Before you were gone, before

25:03

I could ever say hello properly, you were in all black except your top

25:07

reply with the color, so I know it's you. She was definitely with

25:11

her boyfriend. Nobody goes to Cosco with their brother. Come on, well,

25:15

fair enough, all right, opener slash owner or take it or leave

25:21

it. I see you damn near every morning. You're one of the most

25:25

insanely gorgeous people I've ever seen. I'm always too busy at the time that

25:30

you're you're opening to talk to you. But I'd truly love to nearly,

25:36

but I'd truly love to nearly everything about you someday, nearly every I think

25:41

he's trying to say no nearly about that. I don't know. Listen,

25:44

you're never gonna get anywhere if you can't stop with these typos and you and

25:48

you see them all the time. We talk about this like you are.

25:52

There is a point of reference. These things are for like, how could

25:56

I find them? Right? Impossible? They're right there, You're staring at

25:59

him, your breathe, you're actually timing your breath. Well, hopefully,

26:02

if one of those is about you, we helped you find love. I

26:06

feel like at this point after this segment, maybe everyone's just a little more

26:08

confused. Yeah, but they need love to have Pete Davidson tickets all this

26:15

week, your first Chance wins coming up next and now through sports, well,

26:26

the NBA playoffs are underway after the playing games are wrapped up at the

26:32

end of last week, and a lot of the usual suspects getting the win

26:36

actually all home teams winning on Sundays. So if you don't say home court

26:41

advantage is a thing, NBA basketball is not something you probably watch a ton

26:47

of because it's huge if the crowds into it, how much it can change

26:51

a free throw or somebody's process and trying to hit shots. Celtics get the

26:56

victory, same with Clippers and the Thunder. But the Bucks had Damian Lillard

27:02

looking like Dame of Old. You know, I was at pickup for my

27:04

kids the other day, and you know, people who aren't from here love

27:07

to point out that Dame like maybe he's lost his step, maybe he's like

27:11

lost in the clouds, like like it's gonna you know, maybe rub you

27:15

the wrong way because you have this long friendship, or like you know,

27:19

you love the guy, he doesn't love you back. But Damian Lillard last

27:22

night showed everybody that it's not wash up time. He's still a primetime player.

27:29

Scored thirty five points and a half by the end of the first quarter.

27:33

He had the announcers going crazy. He can shoot three pointers, but

27:37

like the team today, just unable to convert those opportunities. They are all

27:41

up nine from Downtown Lollard step back on nineteen point opening quarter for the eight

27:52

time All Star. You remember back when we were trying to get him his

27:56

first All Star game. He's getting disrespected in the vote every year. Now

28:00

he's been there eight times. It's nuts triple header tonight. If you're looking

28:04

to get crazy maps Calves, seventy six, Ers Nicks, and Lakers Nuggets.

28:10

All of those are game two games. There's just sports all right.

28:12

Coming up next, we're gonna play Tanner Drilores. Pick a flick for your

28:17

shot of tickets to go see Pete Davidson when he takes over an A and

28:21

uh what is that? Yeah? Nice? All right? Callers ten,

28:26

you get to call it ten. You get to play callers colls ten and

28:30

ten and ten looking for actually ten and eleven, but Collar ten gets to

28:33

play the game Coming up next eight six, six, four, four,

28:36

five one oh five. Nine is the phone number. Eleven will get the

28:40

tickets if ten loses. That's how usually got. That's fair. We'll do that right after Green Day on the Brew, Banner drew thanks to everyone who

28:48

showed up Saturday morning to trash Bandits. Uh, we'll let you know how

28:52

many pounds of trash we actually picked up here at the top of the hour.

28:56

It's pretty impressive though. Eh yeah, I'm an pressed with ourselves.

29:00

Yeah, me too. And we also want to know, if you did

29:03

show up, what's the weirdest thing you found, So we'll talk about that

29:07

coming up at eight o'clock. We did get a talk back from mister pew Boy. It's me so hope trash Maanits was a success. I was totally

29:15

gonna go with you guys, but I didn't sign up because I figured I'd

29:18

probably be called into work, and I guess what happened. I got called

29:22

into work. So at least I didn't show up or sign up and then

29:26

not show up and then get chastised because I signed up for something and didn't

29:30

show up. But on the plus side, Tanner, I got my first

29:33

winter winter chicken dinner on pubg last night. Who cares? He always says

29:37

that he's going to be at our events and it never shows up. I

29:40

don't even believe him in it. And then I like how he's like, well, it's better than signing up and then getting chastised for not being there.

29:45

We're going to chastise you anyway. Pew boys. I think you saying

29:48

that you're going to be there. That's just because are you a man of

29:52

you were? Are you not exactly? Well, he's got called in.

29:56

You got on a Saturday, you got he was hungover. There's no way

30:00

he got Saturday morning. The guy he's I mean, maybe, but I

30:04

doubt it. I mean, very small chance, unlikely. A repeat offender

30:10

like that, you know, it's like the person keeps missing class and they're

30:12

like, you're never gonna believe it. No, we're not. We're gonna

30:18

go ahead and need you to come in today on Saturday. It's not a

30:22

half day or nothing. We're just gonna Someone did ask they go where's puke

30:26

boy at Someone screamed out at the at the event. So we'll recap trash

30:30

bandits coming up here at the top of the hour. If you want to

30:33

check out some video and pictures from it, we've got it online. Now one dot com. Let's do this. Now, let's play and Laura's gig

30:41

click. I love this game. We're going to describe a film, give

30:47

you the summer of a film, kind of like if you hit info in

30:51

your Comcast remote, or if you used to go to the Blockbuster or Hollywood Video back in the day and read the back of the you know the cases.

30:56

Yeah, let's meet our contestant this morning. He is calling from Vancouver.

31:03

His name is Scott. Good morning, Scott, Good morning for crew.

31:08

Hey, what's happening, bro? Not a not getting ready to go

31:14

to work? All right? Where do you work? What do you do for living? Scott? I worked at Peace Hills Hospital, Okay, Lesland.

31:22

That could be anything. I know. I always feel very comfortable in

31:26

a hospital. I think that i'd like if I were smart enough, which

31:29

I'm not, i'd like to I think it'd be fun to work in a

31:32

hospital. I think it'd be a very satisfying job. Are you medical or

31:36

are you clean up? I would definitely be clean up or kitchen? And

31:41

he's serving the green bill. Third Lane is not bad at kids. I'm

31:45

sorry, I thought you're asking me no. I also think you would be

31:48

very medical. I would be the best janitor in that hospital because it's the

31:52

only thing I'm qualified for. Y'all get the same uniform huh, y'all get

31:56

the same uniforms. Whether you're operating on a brain or sweeping, you've got

32:00

the same clothes off. Not sure that's true. All right, dude,

32:04

you know how to play this game, right, Yes? I do.

32:07

We're gonna let you pick your genre first. What genre would you like?

32:10

You got horror, Action, comedy or drama? Oh, everyone was calmed.

32:15

That's fair because this is this is left over from last time when I

32:17

said I made it especially hard because everyone kept picking comedy. So we see

32:22

if this works out all right. After being approached by a hot shot agent,

32:27

a young Hollywood hopeful starts his cross country trip from Florida to California to

32:31

pursue an acting career. Along the way, he meets some quirky new friends

32:36

with similar aspirations, but his plans are threatened when a shady businessman wants to

32:40

make the future star the spokesperson for his frog Legs restaurant, Jane, threatening

32:45

to kill him if he refuses. I don't what, oh what? I

32:52

have no clue? Okay, all right, just throw something out there is

32:59

there's I've got an idea, but I think I'm wrong. Frog No,

33:07

frog like that that toy threw me off euro trip. That's all correct.

33:15

Not a bad guess, not a bad guess. All right, we gotta

33:20

let you go, my friend, or no? Does the other person wait

33:22

for the other person has to guess? Keep going? All right, we

33:24

gotta let you go, Bud. This one's getting this one could drag us

33:29

into the soil. What if? Because yeah, what if this person gets

33:31

it wrong? To hide Stannard? You and Laura, what's your name?

33:37

This is the one and only, sir, the one, the only. Okay, all right, my friends, tell us what film that is?

33:44

I didn't hear the I didn't hear the film. Okay, you want to

33:49

read it. I think we could all use it one more time. After

33:53

being approached by a hot shot agent, a young Hollywood hopeful starts his cross

33:58

country trip from Florida to California to pursue an acting career. Along the way,

34:02

he meets some quirky new friends with similar aspirations, but his plans are

34:07

thwarted when a shady businessman wants to make the future star the spokesperson for his

34:13

frog Legs restaurant chain, threatening to kill him if he refuse it. I've

34:17

got no idea what that is. No, what you know, I'm a

34:21

pretty good movie buff and I have I have no clue as to what movie

34:25

that is? Wow, but I can no. All right, let you

34:31

go. I'm on a desert island overer. I just keep going, like,

34:36

oh, so I did dead with this one. If I had done to my head and had answered this question, I just think I'm dead.

34:42

I think I'm dead. The frog Legs portion of this synopsis is very important.

34:46

Eight six, six, four four five one of five. Nine.

34:49

Let's go to Chris. Good morning, Chris. Do you know what movie

34:52

that is? It is the Muppet Yeah, a couple of things. No

35:00

way I would have gotten. I talk about Muppets Make Manhattan. That's not

35:04

the Muppets made. No, it's just the Muppet and the Muppet Movie the

35:07

o G from what year is that Muppet? Muppets? Oh my? And

35:12

you called that a comedy? It's yes, that's a horror vague comedy.

35:16

The Muppet Movie nineteen seventy nine. Okay, we weren't even Yeah, yeah,

35:22

I thought the Muppets Take Manhattan. That must have been the sequel.

35:25

Yeah, that was when we were like twelve. I love that Take manhatt

35:29

All right, dude, hang on in nineteen eighty four, that one. Care. At least we can retire Muppets from the game. Now, you

35:35

just got tickets to go see Pete Davidson at the Cowlitz Ballroom up at aline

35:37

A Casino on July third. All right, yes, awesome, think,

35:43

thank you, Wow Muppets. Yeah, I would have never seen that, Jimmy, that gun would still be squarely for it. Yeah, dusted.

35:51

Yeah, what's the name of the movie. I'm not sure I've ever even

35:55

seen the O G mup. I used to the Muppets Make Manhattan? Or

35:59

is Take Me? I think it's do is it? Take My Hat Manhattan? I used to watch that on repeat. It would be over I'd started

36:05

again. I remember, I remember Big Bird singing all when he was all

36:08

blue. I remember the Oh Man. It had literally a salad tossing scene

36:13

because everyone tosses salad. Of course they do back in the day of a

36:16

good old salad. Hell, the Muppets Took Manhattan in nineteen eighty four.

36:22

Yes, I love that one. That was made. The Muppet Treasure Island

36:27

was a good one, of course. The Christmas Carol, all right,

36:30

gotta watch that. Ever, I was out after the Muppets, maybe not

36:35

side projects galore over here, Laura would like to spend to ketchup quit the

36:38

Muppets. All right here in a few minutes, we have to recap trash

36:43

Bandits because it was so much fun. The weather was perfect, and we

36:45

found a lot of weird stuff. Yeah we did. We'll talk about it

36:50

all coming up here at the top of the hour. Brought to you by

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37:00

Here's Laura Well. The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame announced their class of

37:05

twenty twenty four last night on American Idol. So about three people saw the

37:09

big announcement. Pretty pretty big stuff. When I think rock and roll,

37:15

I think American Idol. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. They're still

37:17

doing the damn thing, So somebody must be watching the show. I'll tell

37:21

you. I tried to. It was just happened to be on when the

37:23

news was supposed to be on. They played it early, so I tried.

37:28

I turned it on. It was awful. And I mean there was

37:31

no ability to stay there for more than four minutes. Yeah, and I

37:35

can't imagine a lot of people watching anymore. I have a feeling it just sells well. I can probably sell it and make a lot of money off

37:39

of it because the idea of it sells. Who's watching that garbage? I

37:43

don't know, but they did make that big announcement last night. I'm not

37:46

sure how many people normally get inducted, but this was a record setting class

37:52

in terms of the amount of artists who made it in. Mary J. Blige shared, Dave Matthews band Foreigner. Finally, Peter Frampton. Ozy made

38:00

it in Cool in the Gang in a tribe called Quest We Cool and Ozzy

38:02

made it in That's good to hear. He deserves it. You know.

38:05

Black Sabbath, I know was in there, but Ozzie should be in their solo for sure. That's Cool in the Gang important part of the pulp fiction

38:10

soundtrack, what you're saying without it. So congrats to all of the inductees

38:16

last week. If you're interested in buying a Tesla, you guys, prices

38:21

are going down. They recalled almost four thousand cyber trucks last week laid off

38:27

ten percent of its staff and also saw stock prices fall below one hundred and

38:30

fifty dollars per share, wiping out all of the gains it had made this

38:35

year. Now they are slashing prices on the Model y X and S vehicles.

38:39

The cost of an entry level Tesla Model Y is now as low as

38:45

twenty nine to five after a federal tax credit and gas savings are factored into

38:51

that amount. They are set to announce their first quarter earnings tomorrow, so

38:54

we'll see how Tesla is doing then. I Finally, Oregon minimum wage going

39:00

to be increasing by fifty cents July first. This is because of inflation.

39:06

They say. The standard rate goes up to fourteen dollars and seventy cents an

39:09

hour for workers in eighteen rural counties. The non urban rate is going to

39:15

increase to thirteen dollars seventy cents, and the Portland Metro minimum wage goes up

39:20

to fifteen dollars and ninety ninety five cents. It'll be good for people.

39:23

Yeah, yeah, something to look forward to if you are a minimum wage

39:27

employee. More on those stories. One of five nine in the brew dot

39:30

Com Thank you very much all right, Coming up in a few minutes, we got to recap trash Bandits, and we also have to talk about the

39:36

weirdest things we found, because it's a lot of weird stuff. Your next chance to one one thousand dollars from the cash Caren though, comes up right

39:42

after hearts on the Brew. You're listening to Dan or Drew and Laura dinner.

39:47

Drew and Laura got if you talk back messages to listen to more than

39:52

Drew crew. This is big John. I had a blast at crash Bandits

39:57

and the weirdest thing I found was it is condo hey brew, crewe fat

40:04

or here. Heard you talking about trash bandits. Want to say thanks for

40:07

having us out. It was a great time. I feel like we got a lot of the neighborhood cleaned up. And I think Eli and I hold

40:13

the record for most eighty second jellyfish found. Now, if you don't know

40:16

what an eighty second jellyfish is, that would be a used condoct Brew Crewe

40:21

fat thor here. Again. Just touching another base on trash bandits, we

40:24

also have to start I feel like trash bingo because we not only did we

40:30

find those eighty second jellyfish. But we found one steak knife, dirty drawers,

40:37

what else? Oh, the VHS I gave beef water. I hope

40:39

he watched it over the weekend because it looked like a doozy. Yeah,

40:43

so the VHS was what beef. It was some sort of like I don't

40:47

know if it was drag or transgender whatever, but it was like coyote ugly

40:53

but with Yeah, it wasn't an It was just like maybe they were in

41:00

some sort of like gang situation. Like it was very I love that it

41:04

was a promotional copy of the year and we found it and it was in

41:07

ment condition. How we found it on the ground, I don't know. Yeah, that thing was did have nice solid corners on it. Yeah,

41:12

it hadn't been thrown around. Someone's probably bummed they lost their vag Let me

41:16

bring court in real quick court. Good morning, Good morning, Hey dude,

41:20

we're doing well. Man. The weather was perfect Saturday morning. There

41:22

wasn't many clouds in the sky, if any at the time, but we

41:27

had the best part of the day. It really was the best part today.

41:29

It was probably I don't know, like on the way home. I saw it around seventy three. Yeah, it was I was like on my

41:34

way home, I was like, I'm gonna have to put on shorts later.

41:36

And then it took a turn. I was just kidding. I did put on shorts and I went from cooking at Bandits to just freezing in the

41:43

afternoon. Right. We got the We definitely got the peak. It was

41:46

a lot of fun though. We we you know, we got there bright

41:50

and early, and the crowd was huge. I mean we probably had a

41:53

one hundred plus, right, and I did see that we collected. Would

41:59

you like to know how many pounds of trash we collected on Saturday morning?

42:02

Yes, the anticipation is killing. It's a pretty good number, my friends.

42:08

One of five nine, the brew and the Trash Bandits raked in over

42:12

eight hundred pounds of garbage Saturday morning. And anyone who's been to the Bandits

42:17

knows that so much of that trash is little pieces, little wrappers that so

42:23

many cigarette dude. And by the way, people who are just crazy flicking

42:28

cigarette butts out of your car window, you're an a hole. Cut it out. You are an a hole. When those expand, they become such

42:35

a nightmare. YEA, just quit it. K two reported on the trash

42:38

Bandits from Saturday Morning and this is what K two had to say. Conditions

42:44

were perfect for a local rock radio station and it's legion of fans to do

42:47

something good to benefit the Earth. One of five nine the Bruise Tanner,

42:51

Drew and Laura teamed up with Solve organ for the Trash Bandits for an Earth

42:53

Day cleanup event to collect trash in the neighborhood around the Montevilla Park on Saturday.

42:59

Listeners in the morning show hosts collected over one hundred pounds of trash in just two hours. Blazer mascot Doug Furr was also on hand to congratulate everyone

43:06

for their efforts, and it was people from all over. I mean we

43:09

had people from out of state in Vancouver, we had people come from Salem.

43:14

It just showed that it didn't have to be your park or your neighborhood.

43:17

Is a collective effort and be fighter. You weren't the only one in

43:20

costume, No, I was. That was my favorite part for sure, Like I love this event because it's the one thing that we do where there's

43:27

like not really a carrot on a string per se, Like it's just we're

43:29

just gonna go out and we're gonna do this thing and we're going to have some fun. And yeah, everybody showed up this year in like team get

43:37

ups, which was Yeah. There was a bunch of people dressed as inmates.

43:39

So you were dressed as a trash panda. Yeah. John had a

43:43

matching onesie. Yeah, and he was sweating his balls out, I'll tell

43:47

you. The guys were dressed as inmates and what were their names on their

43:52

shirts? On two of the jumpsuits it said there was a Tanner name tag

43:57

lives as I understand it. It's where they were sourced from. So so

44:01

it was a coincidence. Yeah, supplier every day they have somebody employed named

44:07

Tanners. And they had two jumpsuits from prison. They look like prison.

44:10

Your spirit animal was a prisoner. It really is, It really is.

44:14

It's funny. My kids, eight and six year old girls who were there, they they talked and there were all kinds of outfits. There was Doug

44:21

for but they talked about Casey like all day. I think it was because

44:25

he was like in charge and a raccoon and they thought that was hilarious talking

44:29

to the megaphone. Yeah, they were he he checked a box over there

44:34

he was in Santa Land with them. Now, what was some of the

44:37

weirdest things that we found on Saturday during trash bandits? I know, for

44:40

me, I found a lot of gloves, like black rubber gloves. And

44:44

then Court made a good point because I didn't know what those gloves are for. But then Court said, well, I don't know one hundred percent what

44:51

they're for, but I think they're probably they're probably in kind with the what

44:54

do they call him the eighty second or whatever. Yeah, I think they

44:59

kind of do the same thing, but for a different part of the body. Across America. Yes, I think we'll use the gloves hands across the

45:07

Metro. Oh my god. I picked up probably a dozen of those little

45:09

black gloves. Yeah, coming at you with a black glove, are you

45:15

gonna be like, all right? Sure, looks good. That's a professional

45:19

if you're if you're picking up ladies on eighty second, I don't care.

45:22

I don't think you care if they have a black glove on. You should

45:24

see the hand. They're pretty stoked to see the glove. What is the

45:29

weirdest thing that you found out there Saturday morning? Court? I mean I

45:34

didn't I didn't go out as much because I was staying with the tents and

45:37

watching things. We got to keep them. How are the donuts, Court,

45:42

I didn't. I actually had to guard the donuts because the second I

45:45

got there and the donuts came out, people started crawling out of like bushes.

45:50

There was a lot. Drew said. There was a one guy who

45:52

ate seven donuts before before our folks got there. When we when we laid

45:57

them out, when we cracked the first two tops of the donut containers,

46:00

it was like the bat light, you know what I mean, Like that sent shot into the air and people just started floating out like bugs, bunny

46:06

like. It was just like, oh, they smelled free. Were you

46:09

just like were you trying to trying to? Were you slapping hands away?

46:13

Court? We just yeah, we were just saying, hey, if you want to help us out pick up some trash, then absolutely you can have

46:17

a donut. And as soon as they heard work, they're like, it's

46:22

just a donut, bro, I'm not doing it for that. I saw one guy collect he found a bunch of like windshield wipers that fall off a

46:29

car. And I didn't find any hatchets this year. I think last year

46:31

I found a murder weapon. It made sure came rolling back with a tire.

46:35

Well, he made me feel like a slacker because we walked by a

46:40

tire and it was like, it looks very heavy. It still had the

46:44

wheel intact, like it wasn't just a tire, and I was like, I'm not picking that up. It's too heavy. And then we get back

46:49

and there's a tire on the pile. I'm like, well, damn it.

46:51

Well he also had a full blown wagon and brought and I did see

46:55

one of our people from sales brought a hubcap back so we could a piece

46:59

together the better part of the car. Right, Yeah, of our gear.

47:01

Let's go to Todd Father. He was there Saturday morning. Good morning

47:05

tom Father, Hey, good morning man. Yeah. Everything was great,

47:08

man. It was a fun time. You know. We had a big

47:10

POxy out there and picking up trash. We were part of the inmates.

47:15

Yeah, I saw you were all dressed up as inmates. Did police slow down and ask what you were doing or anything like that? No, one,

47:22

lady. We did tell her like, we talked her for a while

47:25

and we're like, hey, look we're really not inmates, but can we

47:30

get it right to the butt stop. She died laughing. At least she

47:35

enjoyed it. What was the weirdest thing you found Saturday morning, tod father?

47:37

Man, it was the wife found a hair weed hair part of a

47:43

wig. Oh yeah, god, oh yeah, somebody I was founded dreadlock

47:45

as well. Just one dress, just one, just one that all started

47:50

with a black plastic glove and ended like that. Yeah right, yo,

47:54

oh geez, there's so much garbage. And yeah, really, you people

47:58

who are throwing your cigarette butts out, I hate you so much. I

48:00

should next year. I feel like I should bring a broom just because with the grip. The grippers are great, but it's like this would be a

48:06

lot quicker if I could just sweep these out. And me and me and Big John were in one spot picking up cigarette butts for like twenty minutes.

48:12

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you get to a spot where people just that's

48:15

where we do it at our complex. Yeah no, right, coffee can

48:17

or something, see it, right, But Montavilla Park looks nice now and

48:22

there are a lot of people. It was nice to see or hear a lot of people drive by and be like thanks for cleaning up the city and

48:27

honking the horns and stuff. So I also it's great because it also gives

48:30

people an opportunity who maybe can't go to like bacon and beer events because it's,

48:34

you know, Friday morning, I'm going to work Saturday morning event.

48:37

It's it's good to see new faces who are able to come out and support

48:40

And even though there wasn't technically any beer there, there were definitely some people

48:44

drinking. Absolutely oah, we got some great listeners. Let's be honest.

48:47

I mean, it's nice that they come out, hang out. They're all

48:50

in good spirits, right, bring us stuff. Yeah, you know,

48:52

and so many people trying to give us weed. It's ridiculous. Let's go

48:55

to line too, it's standard. Join l Good morning. This is Statsquage's

49:00

nephew. I'm the one who found those windshield wipers. The other thing I

49:04

found was that, uh business card for an exotic dancer. Yeah it was.

49:13

It was. This business card had one of those like sexy girl silhouettes,

49:16

and then on the flip side there were like three or four different social

49:20

media tags for somebody named that means, right, like if she's strippers don't

49:24

have business cards do like if you were smart? Yeah, well yeah,

49:29

she probably is part of the you know, the Plastic Love Brigade. But

49:31

that's several mass quote unquote massage parlors eighty second where you can get the fully

49:38

massage. Like that's a ballsy move though, because aren't those frowned upon?

49:44

And they raised Her name was Euphoria, no last name, Yeah, no

49:52

real phone number, just to tell thanks for the call, bro. We

49:54

appreciate it. That's did you. Yeah, I think you kept that business

49:58

card right. I think he kept it in you know, I couldn't find

50:01

the thing. Look, I wanted to pull it back out and I lost

50:06

it in the bag that broken. It was a nineteen ninety three Dairy Queen

50:10

Blames collector glass. It was like I couldn't believe it. It was broken.

50:15

It was broken, but it was one of the collector glasses, and

50:19

it was like it looked like it had just broken, Like it wasn't like

50:22

someone just tossed it out their window. This is a good one. Yeah, I've got that. Even there, it was broken. I had to

50:27

set it aside and someone noticed it in the third way anyways, like what

50:32

Darry get out of here all right, bro, thanks for coming out on

50:36

Saturday. We appreciate it. Yeah, yeah, you guys have a good

50:38

morning, all right. Thank you Court and Casey and Susan for setting it

50:42

all up and taking care of it. It was awesome. Check out some

50:44

photos online now follow us on Instagram at one of five nine the Brew and

50:50

now Sports Well. Over the weekend, I checked a box. Never been

51:00

to a Portland Thorns game. Nice. Nice, They have a pretty good

51:04

party going on down Their place was packed, great atmosphere. I'd been to

51:07

Timbers games, but definitely a comparable feel. And if you sit where I

51:12

sat, you still get a mouthful of gold smoke. Whenever they score you

51:15

get at their games, you get the pink instead of the green. I

51:19

prefer the taste of the pink. Really filled the lungs nicely. Woke up

51:22

with dirt in my nose like we were out in Eastern Oregon. That's how

51:25

you know you had a good time. But I did enjoy the Thorns game,

51:29

so it's a cheaper version of the same experience if you're looking to take

51:32

your fam. Also, yesterday you had a whole slew of NBA games and

51:37

it's gonna continue. First round is crazy. There was a quadruple header yesterday.

51:43

Celtics Clippers, OKC all getting through and then Milwaukee the Bucks. What

51:49

could they do without Giannis? Was it Damian Lillard of old or is it

51:52

this shell shocked, I'm not at home type of a feel. Well,

51:57

it's the latter, as he went, absolutely, this is how the end

52:00

of the first quarter sounded. He could shoot three pointers, but like the

52:04

team today, just unable to convert those opportunities. They are all up nine

52:08

from downtown Lollard step back on nineteen point opening quarter for the eight time All

52:20

Star, and then he went all the way to thirty five points by the end of the first half. He set a franchise record for points in a

52:27

half in a playoff game. And he's only been there for six months,

52:30

So hater's gonna hate. But it's still Dame time. If you want more

52:34

action, though, you will get it today triple header two of those on

52:37

TNT one on NBA TV. It all starts early, as you've got just

52:44

games games, games, games, games, and it's still early in those

52:46

series, but all the home teams winning so far. We'll see if that

52:51

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with the cash. All right, got more of your talkbacks coming up.

53:10

And some people found some weird items at trash Bandits on Saturday. We'll tell

53:14

you about it after evan escence you're listening to or Drew and Laura Drew and

53:19

Laura Laura. All right. We are super thankful to all the people who

53:22

showed up to trash Bandits on Saturday morning. It seemed like over one hundred

53:27

people. I'm pretty sure you can see the photos at one five nine in

53:30

the dot com. We got a little news attention, and I'm very happy

53:32

to announce that we collected over eight hundred pounds of trash Saturday morning. The

53:37

impressive, over eight hundred pounds and man, just tons of cigarette butts,

53:44

lots of condoms, lots of latex gloves, lots of I found out where

53:49

I got a straws party Apparently, oh yeah, they get after it.

53:52

I thought I was doing a good deed At one point we were in this

53:57

neighborhood across eighty seven from the park, and as we're coming back, I

54:01

saw danger tape, like the red danger tape that had blown like partially into

54:07

a bush and it was still like laying across the road, and I'm like,

54:09

dude, you never see danger tape. So I just, you know,

54:13

cleaned it all up, stuffed it in my bag. Yeah, And

54:15

I walked up about a half a block and sure as heck, that's exactly

54:19

where the dude ran into a telephone pole and knocked all the power lines down.

54:22

The power was outside in the morning, Like, so what I,

54:27

on accident did was cleaned up everything that said there's danger ahead and a live

54:31

power line. But you know what, am I going to fish it back

54:34

out of the bag? Yeah? Nice direction job. From where we were,

54:37

Did you go right or go left to see that away from the freeway

54:42

on eighty second it was they had already cut up an entire telephone pole.

54:46

But somebody, you know, maybe faded in the night, hit a pole

54:50

and killed the power because when I left, I was waiting at the light

54:52

to work my way up to two o five, and I saw another power

54:57

truck in the middle of the road, had everything blocked off. Yeah,

55:00

where the where the action taking for of that school? On eighty second,

55:04

it's like an elementary school. In eighty second, we got a text message

55:07

from thirty four to thirty seven that says brew crew, it's Mickdy's girlfriend.

55:10

One thing about finding used condoms, Sometimes sex workers will drop use condoms as

55:15

kind of an insurance in case you are met with foul play. That way

55:19

the police could find their DNA of that dude. Pretty law and order that

55:22

is, you're in the wrong business if you're wanted to do that. And

55:25

if you're right jelly fishing in front of a in front of a school because

55:29

you're trying to like keep your tracks right you're halfway home. What really happens

55:34

is they get utilized for bird nests. Yeah, right home. Well you

55:38

you know what six packs do to fish. Yeah, it's got to be

55:42

terrible for the birds. And then get into the jellies. Yeah. We

55:45

got some uh, some talk back messages through the Eyeheart radio app here.

55:52

Let me get our little jingle for the song nice. Well, I don't

55:58

I didn't go to the trans I do work for a public park system and

56:01

the weirdest thing I've ever found was I was cleaning out some bushes and I

56:06

found a drawstring bag with a binder full of porn DVDs and they were exclusively

56:12

transgender porn. A lot of transgender stuff out that everyone's got their thing,

56:16

Yeah, you know, genre specific. I knew they'd turn up eventually.

56:20

Hi, it's Tanner, Drew and Laura. You're a trash bandits. Do

56:23

you find anything crazy? Hey, Happy Monday, folks, What a great

56:28

time. Thank you, Thanks for a great Saturday morning. Well, thanks

56:32

for coming out, mcdee, and thanks for all the jingles and songs that

56:35

you made for us. M hmy. Out of ten of those, there

56:37

was at least three good ones. Yeah, a couple of hits. Yeah,

56:43

you know you got it. You'll never know if you don't try.

56:45

Yeah, all bums you didn't put on like a mini concert at the trash

56:49

band It. So I was really looking forward to hearing those songs live.

56:51

Yeah, a little amp I was. I was all ready to, but

56:55

but the bullhorn may not have worked as well. All right, right,

56:59

you don't want to mess up those vocals. Look, did you find anything weird Saturday morning? Oh? Well, I found that tired that you mentioned.

57:05

I also found a base of a highway cone, so just like the

57:08

circular yeah, not the orange stop. Yeah. I found that that's actually

57:14

a toilet seed out there in the wild. Dude, that would totally work. Yeah, why not get a bucket put that on the bucket boom.

57:20

That probably was holy. We'd be so good at being homeless. Make de

57:23

ward around his neck. Oh no, I want to get that sanitized.

57:28

I connected up with with the team Loaf, mister and missus Loaf. I

57:32

got cleaned with them, and we got to a corner and there must have

57:36

been like five hundred cigarette thoughts. I hadn't found one up until that point,

57:39

and there was like five hundred. Yeah, there were a lot.

57:43

I was like, man, if I had a broom, that would be

57:45

much easier than you. Yeah, people who are dropping a cigarette buts of

57:47

real apples. But thank you mcde for coming and we will see you next

57:51

time you guys. You guys are have a great day. I love you all. Thank you. Brother. Hi, it's Stannard and Laura. Good

57:57

morning too many guys. What's happening with you? Oh? Not much that

58:04

we had a great time with the trash banded just awesome. Thank you for

58:07

coming out. Of you and your wife, who of course got married at

58:09

Bacon and Beer. Thanks for coming out. Yeah, and they had did

58:12

you see their shirts? Well, first they started as like squirrels, I

58:15

think yes, yeah, yeah, they changed outfits, two full outfits.

58:20

Yeah, mister and missus loaf. And then they had all the details of

58:23

their wedding at Bacon and Beer on the back. Yeah. So, like

58:28

we said, we got married at Bacon and Beer. It's got the date and everything. City. Yeah, it looks pretty nice, dude, that's

58:34

nice. But yeah, after that, we hopped on the plane and we're

58:37

down in Phoenix and enjoying the sun. Pretty nice home office right now.

58:40

Wow, enjoyed down there. Be safe and we'll see when you get back.

58:43

Bro. All right, love you guys, Thank you bro. So again. Over eight hundred pounds of trash was collected Saturday morning, and thanks

58:51

for coming out. We'll do it again next year. That's right, more trash bandits. Maybe we'll get a thousand pounds next time. We'll need a

58:58

wagon to bring it back. It was a lot of bags. Yeah,

59:02

and thanks to SO yeah, yeah, thanks to Solve for being out there

59:06

and I'm assuming they took all that trash because uh we yeah, we waited

59:09

in one of their contracted Halloway people came and we loaded all those sacks into

59:15

the back of a truck and the way it went. And you know, for everything weird that was found, it's still a great park and can be

59:21

a great neighborhood. Those people playing soccer there, like yeah, nine in

59:24

the morning April reminded me of that. There is a pulse there, you

59:29

know, and when the when the day walkers come out, it's still a great place. It's so funny. I went, you know, for some

59:34

reason, it never occurred to me, and we were talking about it the last couple of weeks, that that's the park I used to practice football at

59:39

very terribly. I mind ad I was terrible at football. I don't think

59:43

they wanted me on the team. I was so bad I woud dare that

59:45

because they would just make me run by myself, Like I would just run that I would have to run that park and all my football gear by myself,

59:50

because I guess I was just terrible. We're gonna get Chew and Chip

59:53

sooner or later. Sudden, Yeah, just could run laps, just get

59:57

out of the way, kire. Just yeah, back in the day, there's no rules either, the like don't give them any water. My mom

1:00:00

one time was supposed to pick me up from football practice once there and left

1:00:04

me at that park for like three hours. Oh my goodness, we're ready

1:00:07

to have you. Yeah, three rubber gloves get dropped. It just was

1:00:12

sitting there waiting for my mom. Didn't have money for the pool or nothing.

1:00:15

Oh man, that's a bummer, So thanks mom. But you know,

1:00:17

the park, it only could be as clean as when we left it

1:00:21

when you spent hours on end. That's right. Thank you to the trash

1:00:23

bandits, thanks to everyone who showed up who delivered those donuts, want to

1:00:27

say thanks to them. Delicious, delicious donuts. Thanks to the they were

1:00:31

tasty. Susan pulled that together in a clutch, so shout out to her.

1:00:35

It was the last minute. I wasn't even expecting donuts, so that

1:00:37

was cool. Per usual. You guys came through huge one of five nine

1:00:39

in the dot com has the pictures and all the info and had one a

1:00:44

thousand bucks right here. Listen to this you Portland's rock station. One of

1:00:51

five nine. The brew It Stannerdi and Mura. So last week there were rumors floating around that Lincoln Park had found their new singer and it was a

1:00:57

female and she was the singer of a band called Stand Atlantic, and Laura

1:01:01

and I and Drew and everybody were in the studio listening to it. And

1:01:04

she's badass, like she could, got skills, she's got the scream just

1:01:07

like Chester, and she can sing and she's really great. And I was

1:01:09

all about who said that they may have found a singer the lead singer of

1:01:15

a band I can't remember, yeah, but well like kind of like a

1:01:19

band of a washed up band. Yeah, I've heard of them before,

1:01:22

and I can't remember who it was. It like Orgie, Yes, it

1:01:25

was okay, yeah, like lead singer of Orgy? Like how does how

1:01:30

does a guy from Orgy have an inside scoop on the new Lincoln Park?

1:01:34

And then there are rumors that it was him, that he was the actual

1:01:37

singer. So he said that, he said that that I heard Lincoln Park

1:01:40

got a girl singer. I heard Lincoln Park got a girl singer. And

1:01:43

then this girl went viral for like a week. People were sharing her videos or like she's the new Lincoln Park singer. For a week this was going

1:01:49

on on the internet. She actually addressed it over the weekend and she says,

1:01:52

no, I am not going to be singing for Lincoln Park. Well,

1:01:55

I mean it would make sense though, because everyone's like, well,

1:01:58

nobody has the range as the range Well a female does, righte go look

1:02:04

at her band's stand Atlantic on YouTube. She did use this opportunity to hype

1:02:07

up her band's new album. She said in the video, she goes,

1:02:13

listen, I'm not singing for Lincoln Park. Chester is the goat. I

1:02:15

don't know what they're doing, but it's not me. I was a bit

1:02:17

bummed out because I thought that was a cool idea of having a female step

1:02:21

in, But yeah, I don't know. I guess it's not not her anyway, darn it. But anyway, I just wanted to let you know

1:02:25

that Lincoln Park still has not replaced Chester. Still at square one, still

1:02:30

a square one. But hopefully maybe because I never got to see him on tour. You know what, the mortgage, The mortgage comes due at some

1:02:37

point. They'll figure it out, right, all right? Is there an

1:02:39

NFL draft drinking game? Of course there is. Yeah, we'll tell you

1:02:43

about it coming up right after blind mellon, We're commercial free. Thanks to lazy Boy on the Brew You're and Laura La real quick. Thanks to everybody

1:02:52

who showed up Saturday morning to trash band It's sweet you and and us,

1:02:58

all of us together, squad, I don't know. We work really does

1:03:02

make the dream work? You call it? It does because we collected over

1:03:06

eight hundred pounds of trash Yeah Saturday morning, So thanks to everyone who showed

1:03:09

up to trash banditos. You can see videos and pictures at one of five

1:03:15

nine in the dot com. Actually, just follow us on Instagram. If you're not, just do it already. That's one of five nine the Brew.

1:03:20

So the NFL Draft is coming up on Thursday. Well, just riveting,

1:03:25

riveting programming, no doubt. I never watched the NFL Draft. I'll

1:03:29

catch highlights, I guess if it goes viral or something, but I don't

1:03:31

watch it. Are you do? You watch the drafts? The first round

1:03:35

is interesting at the very top, right first ten to fifteen picks. Those

1:03:38

are future stars most likely, and bus we like to see that. But

1:03:43

if you your team has like a low pick in the first round or no pick, it really falls on dead ears and dead eyes. But I'm excited

1:03:52

because my quarterback dead eyes is a great song that it's not brown eyes,

1:03:55

it's dead eyes dead But you know, like my quarterback ran out of town.

1:04:00

A lot of teams had their quarterback bounce. So that's how you win

1:04:02

championships. So be watching for that. Well, there is an NFL Draft

1:04:06

drinking game, if you want to make it a little bit more interesting.

1:04:11

I feel like that's the only way to get through all three days of that

1:04:14

is to oh, yeah, you can't be watching day three. Well, always one about the guys who go to it, like how dedicated? How

1:04:18

hardcore are you about the NFL? You got to go to the draft looks

1:04:21

so boring, it's aggressive. It's in Detroit this year, so you know

1:04:25

there's watch it. Schedules are open, what you know. But the first

1:04:29

round people want to go boo the commandment. YEA, totally. It's a

1:04:32

tradition to boo Roger Candell. It's an absolute Tradition's true. So if you

1:04:36

want to know how to play the drinking game, the NFL Draft drinking game,

1:04:40

here are just a few ways that I guess you can get hambloning pretty

1:04:44

quickly on Thursday night. And if you do it all three nights, you're

1:04:46

an iron man. And this is from narcissistic Penguin who we all know that.

1:04:50

Yes, and he never heard of narcissistic penguin before, but this makes

1:04:56

sense, Like if you want to do a take a drink every time Roger

1:04:59

could Dell mispronounces a player's name. Okay, that happened a lot tossed.

1:05:03

I'm sure they tell him once or twice before you walk up, but I

1:05:06

think I would be butchering. Yeah, like Roger, this guy's name is

1:05:09

a nightmare you're gonnaed to practice. I've got some aggressive like European name or

1:05:15

an island from islander name type of deal. You can drink every time Roger

1:05:18

Goodell gets booed. Bonus points if you can chove through the entirety of the

1:05:24

of the booing session the initial that first boo is a full drink. Yeah,

1:05:28

that's how you get blacked out. Yeah, oh my god, we're going south quick. He keeps getting booed. Let me see, I'm gonna

1:05:33

pull up just I'm just typing in Roger Goodell boot at the draft, did

1:05:38

you and did you see that he has a campaign with Eminem. Have you

1:05:42

seen this no, where him and Eminem were like sitting together and Eminem's like

1:05:45

telling people he's cool, Like it's all good because it didn't you think he's

1:05:51

cool because he gave you a suite. So he's like, all right,

1:05:55

we're coming to Detroit. I gotta make good with these people. What better

1:05:57

way than emine way to do it? Uh? Life from eight mile Then

1:06:01

this is from one year ago. Look that's too dangerous. Las Vegas takes

1:06:04

their turn at booing Roger Goodell. It's a glorious sounds and he knows it,

1:06:14

and he tries to play it off. Oh no, they love.

1:06:17

They turn off the music just for the Yeah. Yeah, yeah, they're

1:06:23

going Roger, yeah, come on that because he used you remember, he

1:06:30

used to ignore it and then he got made fun of for ignoring it,

1:06:33

so then he leaned into it and they booed and roudly like it's the set

1:06:38

of Gladiator. Good the man can't win. No, come on anyway,

1:06:51

there you go. He's like, I'm sorry, I can't hear you.

1:06:54

My family has healthcare for life, so you can boo anytime. But you'd

1:06:59

be handbelling. If you did that, yeah, I mean that's like a

1:07:02

that's like a sixty second boot. You got to come up for air.

1:07:04

It's some healthy chug per boo. You'd still you still have a heavy buzz,

1:07:09

right, So there's just you know, there's a few here. I

1:07:13

got more though. You the hand size of the quarterback is mentioned, you

1:07:16

can drink anytime the hand size of the quarterback is mentioned, like he's got

1:07:23

that ball good, they'll they will, honestly, it'll cost you millions,

1:07:26

Like did you see you have small hands? With the combine a small hands

1:07:30

on a quarterback. You can drink when the color of the player suit matches

1:07:33

the color scheme of the team that drafts. That that's kind of fun.

1:07:36

Hmmm. I like a little matchy match I feel like that's risky because if

1:07:40

you have forty nine ers colors and the Cowboys pick you, yeah, it's

1:07:43

it's a very long shot. Bet. I think you could make good money if you're like, Okay, this is my player. I think they're going

1:07:48

to this team. I hope he's wearing his playoff reds. But I mean

1:07:54

only at the NFL draft you have people in every color of suit, right,

1:07:57

you can drink when a drafted player hugs Roger your dad and actually picks

1:08:00

him up. Roger gonnaes a big dude, though, what's all these guys?

1:08:03

I guess, so you be careful picking them up too much might get

1:08:06

cut from the team during the physical break a hip or something. You can

1:08:10

drink when a when a drafted player is referred to as the next version of

1:08:14

a previous NFL player. Oh, here's the next blah blah blah. You're

1:08:17

gonna be in a wheelchair at the end of the Yeah, you're gonna be

1:08:20

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1:08:23

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nine the Brute dot Com. The trailer for Deadpool three is out you damn,

1:08:56

there are a lot of F bombs in this trail, Reynolds said.

1:09:00

He was like, Okay, we're going to earn this R rating. Yeah they I mean just in the trailer there's probably at least I don't know,

1:09:06

would you say eight or nine, maybe ten F bombs? Yeah, I

1:09:10

would guess that's probably about right. I mean, it was just a lot

1:09:13

and they you could, you know, they had Hugh Jackman dropping a lot of F bombs Wolverines, and then the end the final like even after the

1:09:20

Deadpool and Wolverine, even that little part at the very end, they spent

1:09:24

like thirty seconds just talking about cocaine. Yeah, but they're taking the gloves

1:09:30

off for this one. I can't wait. I cannot wait. So if

1:09:32

you want to see Deadpool three, it's actually called Deadpool and Wolverine. And

1:09:36

apparently this is not Deadpool three. Oh so this is a side project.

1:09:41

So is there going to be okay, there be another three in the future.

1:09:44

Oh yeah, but this, you know, technically it's a third, but they're not calling it that. But yeah, the trailer looks dope.

1:09:49

Check it out. One of five nine the brew dot Com and it is the Red Band trailer, So you should maybe not have your kids there,

1:09:54

unless you'ree of those parents who doesn't care. Right, they're hearing the worst

1:09:59

things in school. Any well, I sell you know. Yeah. Also

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online at one dot com our Donkey Show podcast. It's the show after the

1:10:05

show, completely unedited and uncensored, so go check it out. This guy's

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been on hold for a few minutes. Uh Stanner, Drew and Lorgan Morning

1:10:15

morning at trash Bandits brought you guys with snacks. I promised you enjoying.

1:10:20

Are you the one that was trying to slip weed in my pocket? Yes?

1:10:24

No, I handed you gummy when you arrived. I lied. Yeah,

1:10:30

I don't know. He didn't try to slip anything in my pocket. I just took it with an open hand. The only one I had to

1:10:35

slip was mister Drew. Okay, yeah, I still don't know what that

1:10:40

is. We'll have to try it later. Well, I appreciate him and

1:10:44

thank you for I was very, very surprised that the amount of people having

1:10:47

sex on sidewalks or cars coms were everywhere. Yeah, a lot of condoms.

1:10:51

You know, those people need love to a romantic neighborhood. Something about

1:10:58

that Washman amazing. Yeah, go check out photos and videos from trash Bandits

1:11:02

at one O five nine in the brew dot com. We did collect over

1:11:05

eight hundred pounds of garbage, so thank you for coming out. We will

1:11:10

definitely do it again next year, and I'm gonna pick a different location next

1:11:13

y'all make it even bigger. Let's check some talkback messages before we go this

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morning. Okay, let's sake all day. But I'm assuming these rumors started

1:11:33

because she's saying bleed it out with Mike Shinoda and crew. Yeah last year.

1:11:40

If you haven't seen the video, it's floating around on TikTok with all

1:11:43

the hype and it's really good. Yeah. Anyways, cheers, Tana,

1:11:45

Drew, Laura, have a good Monday. That's what started it. So

1:11:47

we were talking. He's talking about the possibility of Lincoln Park getting a new

1:11:51

singer and the rumors that she was going to be female. This girl,

1:11:55

her name's Bonnie from the band's stand Atlantic. The last week, the rumors

1:11:59

were going crazy, and she finally addressed it over the weekend. And you know what, we'll put that video up online too because her band's pretty good.

1:12:03

But she finally addressed it saying I'm not singing in Lincoln Park. Chester's

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the goat. I don't know what Lincoln Park's doing, but it's not me,

1:12:10

which is a bit of a bummer because she's dope. At least she

1:12:13

squashed it rather than just like milking it out for two weeks of album sales.

1:12:17

Well, and I you know, i'd never say never, like maybe

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they're just not ready or just Chester in it. Yeah. Yeah, if

1:12:24

you saw such a positive response, maybe this is a good idea, Lincoln

1:12:27

Park, Maybe this is what you should But they did. I will say

1:12:30

they did just make a killing because they just put out like her greatest hits

1:12:32

album and apparently just like crushed over the like we don't actually need money anymore,

1:12:39

so we're good. Well hopefully that's a sign that people are so interested

1:12:43

in the hype is Yeah, I never saw Lincoln Park and if they went

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on tour, no matter who the singer is, standing in Chester spot,

1:12:47

I'm there. I heard Corey Feldman is one of the finalist. She should

1:12:51

be your next chance out one thousand dollars in cash from the Cash Cairn's coming

1:12:57

up right after Fuel Happy Monday. It's Tanner Drew and Laura Evere