0:00

Yeah, it's Monday, and I'm not Tanner. So curveball actually not a

0:06

curveball, because we knew it was coming. Tanner had the day off because

0:09

he went to a concert. Lucky with you, though, you got to

0:12

go to the concert. I went. I was there too, but you

0:15

didn't get to sleep in. I did not. And also I was like

0:18

seven beers less than Tanner by the time I left, So I'm gutsing.

0:23

You was seven and you were zero. I was zero. I'm still not

0:26

drinking. I'm still not drinking. Yeah, but hey, he was having

0:29

a great time So it's good that he had the day off today. You

0:32

know, I'm glad because you know, he was contemplating coming in any way,

0:36

and I'm like, he deserves to go to a concert and enjoy it

0:41

at the level that everyone else is. Let loose, yeah, exactly,

0:45

just have a data recover afterwards. Yeah, So what concert was it?

0:49

It was a bear Tooth concert. Bear Chooth was the head. It was

0:52

pretty sick, Yeah, pretty pretty fun show. I was actually very impressed

0:56

because I'd never seen them live before and they brought it. They sound great,

1:00

so and like everyone was stoked. The show was sold out. It

1:03

was a lot of fun. Where were you. We were at Crystal ball

1:06

Room. Oh, that's the spot which I realized I'd never been in the

1:08

actual Crystal ball Room. I'd been to Lola's room, which is like a

1:11

much smaller like side room, but I'd never been in like the bouncy floor

1:15

room for a concert. What do you think of that? Because you know,

1:19

you hear about it beforehand, and it's one of those deals where it's

1:21

like, oh man, it's gonna be bouncing like a Discovery Zone, but

1:25

it's not like that. It's a different feel. What did you think.

1:27

Yeah, it's not quite Discovery Zone level bouncing, but I it was more

1:33

than I thought it would be. Like you can and especially when people are

1:36

like mashing and jumping around, you can definitely feel the floor moving. So

1:40

that's fun. Well, I know, when Tanner comes back, since we

1:42

were both there, we'll cover some of that, maybe get into a little

1:45

bit of it later on. Today I got to tell you about I'm just

1:49

gonna say this now, I have compromised half of my body, well half

1:56

my body is truly compromising at the moment, like at the moment, yes,

2:00

at the moment, I am less than half the man I was when

2:04

I saw you last Oh no, just because of an activity that I chose

2:07

to partake in. But we'll get into that as well, because right now we got to get into more important things like the news. Well, as

2:14

you know, tens and thousands of eight and T customers were affected by this

2:17

massive outage last week when a botched network update kept people from being able to

2:23

use their phones for like twelve hours. Well, customers were demanding to be

2:27

reimbursed, and AT and T is actually going to do that. Each person

2:31

is going to get five bucks applied automatically, which might not sound like much

2:38

five bucks, but AT and T says it's about the average cost of a

2:40

full day of service. Plus they didn't have to give anyone anything. They

2:44

could have said screw you guys, deal with it whatever. But yeah,

2:46

so if you're an AT and T user, five dollars coming your way,

2:51

you'll take it. It's something. It's better than nothing, exactly. Space

2:54

junk is a term we've been hearing a lot of lately. It's basically litter

2:59

left in spaceful Japanese scientists have created this unusual spacecraft that could provide a solution.

3:05

It's a tiny satellite made of wood, and a lot of the problems

3:08

come when, you know, satellites and stuff like that re enter the atmosphere

3:13

and we're all keeping our fingers crossed hoping that it burns up in the atmosphere.

3:16

Well, if it's made of wood, hopefully everything will burn up a

3:20

little bit quickly. But yeah, so that could be cool and more on

3:23

those stories. One of five nine in the brew dot com Portland's rock Station.

3:27

One of five nine The Brewed Tanner Drew and Laura Tanner's got the day

3:30

off after a concert that both of you went to. Yeah, lucky,

3:35

Yeah, I bet you're tired. Well we'll get into that a little bit

3:38

later, figure out what concert you went to. But we do have something

3:43

to give away today. We're giving away George Lopez tickets. Oh yeah,

3:46

I love George Lopez. He's hilarious. Oh Man, and the guy he's

3:51

one of those dudes who have some serious staying power. So around seven point

3:55

thirty this morning, we'll get that dialed in. I'll so I got to

4:00

tell you about these compromise legs of mine, oh Man coming up in a

4:04

bit. But sports as well, where the Blazers were going at it with

4:08

the Hornets. It's one of five nine the brew Oh man, I don't

4:11

know what to do. Oh why, what's what's wrong? It's the Trail

4:14

Blazers. Yeah. I love the Blazers, and I know what it takes

4:17

to have to endure bad seasons in order to get good picks and transition year.

4:25

Yeah, and I know that. I know that, But that's every

4:28

time I hear that I'm in a transition year or something that just means like

4:31

painfully and holding Yeah, right, well last night was painful. Nonetheless,

4:39

Laura, I have a there's a part of me, and it's not all

4:42

of me, but there's a part of me that feels like you could beat

4:45

the statistic that the Blazers put up last night if you were given the chance.

4:50

Now, who are they playing. They're playing the Charlotte Hornets. Okay,

4:55

the Carnets. Are they good? Well, we'll put it like this.

4:57

It was the number two pick against the number three repick in the last

5:00

year's draft. Okay, so they're bad. They're pretty bad. They only

5:03

had fourteen wins coming in. We had fifteen. We were the better team

5:09

on paper. That being said, the Blazers had a historically terrible night.

5:14

This night was so bad, Laura that they went three for thirty two from

5:21

three points from three point land the line around you know where they shoot for

5:27

three, Yeah, you know where it is. So they just they tried

5:30

thirty two times and they got three. They got three, and two of those were in the final minute in garbage time. Okay, so they'd made

5:36

one. It was like there was a steel bar across the road. Three

5:41

pointers are tough, they are. I couldn't make one, okay, So

5:46

no zero out of thirty eight out of thirty two for you. Okay,

5:49

Well I told you it wasn't all of me. It was part of me.

5:53

So what's the final score? The final score is not good. Ninety

5:56

three eighty. We did not persevere. Well, it's hard to and the

6:00

Hornets took advantage of that. But the Blazers still at fifteen wins. And

6:04

my accidental bet that I made in the middle of the night four months ago

6:10

that the Blazers would go over the twenty six or twenty seven wins that they

6:14

need, You don't think. So it was looking kind of hot for a while. Yeah, And I feel bad that it was on accident. It

6:19

was gonna be like an accidental win. But I never get the look it

6:21

could still happen. It is what it is in about an hour for you,

6:26

though, Laura cam Newton, do you know who that is? Sure?

6:30

He was a yeah, you beat the ducks in the natty. He

6:34

wears the big silly hats and feather. Well, he got in a fight

6:39

at a football camp and all these people come after and mobbed him in the

6:44

feather hat feather You can't make this stuff up. That George Lopez tickets.

6:49

But next we'll talk about my compromised body and how I did it. It's

6:54

one of five nine the Brew. Tanner, Drew and Laura, Yeah,

6:58

hanging tough on a day missing man formation. Laura's here, I'm Drew Tanner

7:04

is not in right now? He went, then music's loud. There it

7:10

is. I'm not gonna say this. Is that better? That's good,

7:13

that's good. It's like, honestly, it feels like in my car when

7:15

I'm trying to tell his story and everyone's talking to my How can anyone ever

7:18

hear me? Is this getting through? Hello? It's all right? I

7:21

mean it's early. We got to wake people up, right, So that's

7:25

true. And you were out late. What time did you actually hit pillow

7:28

you left? I probably fell asleep at like eleven pm, which means though

7:33

is pretty late, so late, because like I don't know if you have

7:38

this on your phone where like it'll tell you when bedtime is time reminder?

7:42

Yeah, yeah, yeah, So when when mine went off, it was

7:46

still like the second band to the headliner, you know, and I'm just

7:48

like, all right, I got I still got two more bands left,

7:53

and my bedtime reminders going off tomorrow is gonna be rough. But it's okay.

7:58

We're here. We made it. Was the place packed, It was

8:01

packed nice. Yeah, it was sold out show and wall to wall people.

8:05

So Tanner was there? Was he partying? He was partying nice?

8:09

Yeah, I don't know he was, Yeah, he was. He was

8:11

having a good time. So I'm guessing you made it to better earlier than

8:16

him. Oh yeah, I left. I left at like ten and there

8:20

was no signs of him getting out of there. Yeah that's how it should

8:24

be. Yeah, I feel like a loser because you guys went to a

8:28

concert and I can barely walk today. What's up with that? You just

8:33

walked around the console to grab your your water and you had like a penguin

8:37

thing going on, and you were kind of looks uncomfortable. Drew, what's

8:39

going on with your leg? It's hard to hide that from you, you

8:43

know, because I was like, well, half of my body is compromised.

8:46

Luckily, well it depends on who you talked to. My bottom half

8:50

of my body is compromised. Okay, I and you and I and Tanner

8:54

actually had discussed this in here that I was gonna try and lunge the track

9:03

is what I'm calling it now. Lunging the track would be doing a standard

9:07

lunge all the way down to the knee and back up the other leg down

9:11

to the knee and up all the way around the track. Can I just

9:16

ask one question, one simple question? And by the look on your face,

9:20

I would like to say no, but I will answer the question.

9:22

The question is why, I know you always have to have something to work

9:28

for it. It's like last year you did a million pushups, which is

9:30

incredible, and I kind of thought, okay, wow, that's like one

9:33

and done. No, now you have this, which is great to have

9:37

goals, but it's just why you did you choose to do that? Well?

9:39

I still do some push ups and that's why I'm doing this, because

9:43

when you do one thing for so long, even though I ride a peloton

9:48

all the time, it doesn't it doesn't suffice. Like you still become a

9:52

counterbalanced, you know, and you don't want to be just like turn into

9:56

this like big shoulders and little ankles totally. You you worked on the upper

10:01

body, now you're working on the lower body. But like, why why

10:05

so aggressive? Yeah, that's a good question, and everyone in my house

10:09

is asking that today. I will tell you what. So I attempted to

10:13

do it, and I did videotape it at one point. You know,

10:16

it's being videotaped pretty well here and there when my wife's doing laps with the

10:20

baby on a track. When it went to my eight year old, great

10:26

commentary. Sometimes she films my feet, you know, like she's like,

10:30

yeah, like it follows a butterfly. But you know, I'm like,

10:33

okay, well we'll kind of progress through this. Sure, I did not

10:35

make it all the way around the track, Okay, how far did you

10:39

make? I made it about two hundred and twenty five meters, which is

10:45

halfway around the track, and then a smidge. That smidge was the most

10:48

painful walk of my life and how long have you been lunging? True,

10:54

that's a great question. That was my first day. Okay, So maybe

10:58

I mean just an idea, maybe you should ease into it and not just

11:03

go balls to the wall because I mean I can feel the pain in your

11:07

legs just watching you walk. Yeah, it hurts terribly. It doesn't hurt

11:11

this bad since I joined a city league team for soccer out of nowhere after

11:16

not playing for seven years and just walked out there. Okay, I thought

11:20

I was going to be have double leg amputations on that deal. Oh but

11:22

I have not a new respect, but a reminder of the respect I have

11:28

for anyone who does not have the mobility of their legs, everything from paralysis

11:33

to bad knees to you know anything. You know you are prosthetic. It

11:37

is not. It's not to be taken for granted that your stems are so

11:41

important. I can't walk down the stairs. Every step is the last step.

11:46

I mean it is, and I mean the soreness from working out lasts

11:50

a while, like it lingers. And you said you're on day two.

11:54

Yeah, this is the worst, the worst day. And the first night

11:58

I just barely slept because it hurt so bad, and so now it doesn't

12:01

hurt when I stand, but when I move it's it's getting some The scariest

12:05

part is going to be when I have to because I haven't finished, so

12:11

I have to start over and then trying you have to do that, like

12:15

could you maybe like go back and like maybe only do like a third instead

12:20

of because you know how it works, drough You've been doing this a long

12:24

time. When you ease into it, every it like gets easier every time,

12:28

you know, why do you have to just because I got farther,

12:31

Because I got farther than I thought I was going to. I thought I

12:35

was gonna make it one hundred meters. Amy was like it would be smart

12:37

to do sixty sixty sixty and then do it another day, like he's talking

12:41

sense, yes, I'm like whatever, and then I can't be fine,

12:48

I can't walk, whichweens like she's grabbing the baby now. But now you

12:54

can't even try again for an extended period of time because you mess your life.

12:58

You're so bad. It is ever thing I preach against. Yeah,

13:01

so maybe just take it easy. I mean, but I write the peloton,

13:05

Why does it have to hurt so bad? Like I write it all

13:07

the time. Yeah, and we still have different muscles. Okay, Okay,

13:13

you're probably right. Just take it. Okay, I will, but

13:18

right now it nothing I can do right now other than just like these little

13:24

side bends and oh my and my waterfall butt, watch out, that thing's

13:28

about to be a round amount of Soundrew's about to have a but and go

13:33

and full on Beyonce over here, all right, George lit speaking of Beyonce

13:37

style trunk. I don't I've never seen George Lopez without but I bet it's

13:43

great. I bet he can out lunge me all day. And let us

13:46

take It's at seven thirty. It's one of five nine the Brew Tanner,

13:48

True and Laura. Oh, there's the microphones. What's up, Laura,

13:54

Tanner, Drew and Laura. Yeah, but Tanner's gone. He hits these

13:56

buttons normally there's a lot of them, and I'm working my way through so

14:01

many buttons, and they've lately they've been changing. Yeah, they have been

14:05

changing. So this is the first time I've been over here playing with these. That's not a fair excuse for what I just did there, But I'm

14:11

going to ride that. That's okay, I think that's all right, you

14:13

know. And the thing is, I'm the one making excuses and you were

14:16

the one who was out at a concert being a real life human downtown.

14:20

I was trying to you were at the bear Tooth concert. Yeah, bear

14:24

Tooth and Few there there are three openers. Were they good? Yes?

14:30

But the plot in you was one of them, and then a sleep Theory

14:35

and then there was another one and I can't remember their name because it was

14:39

weird and the whole vibe of that band it was a lot of screaming.

14:43

But they were all wearing like these mesh white mesh sweaters. Oh ah,

14:48

and they had some pretty cool dance moves. I don't know. It was

14:50

an experience for sure. I have great show though, and in my first

14:52

time at the Crystal Ballroom properly because I'd been to Lola's Room, but I'd

14:56

never been to the Crystals, so okay, bouncing around on the floor was

15:01

kind of funny. It is a sweet experience. I just love that it's

15:05

old school. Yeah, it's still downtown, you know, after all these

15:09

years, it's battled through and I got a lot of memories even down below

15:13

there in Wringlers, yeah, which is the bar restaurant down below. It's

15:18

just a great place to see a show. I went to steal Panther over.

15:22

There was a day slightly different vibe, but not too far off.

15:26

You know. They were wearing pretty tight pants, pants and guitars live on.

15:33

Yeah, and that's really all you need for a good time. So you and Tanner were there. He was a smart one and took the day

15:39

out. But you have a big vacation coming up, Yeah, I got

15:43

you gotta save days. Yeah, I got a week plus a vacation.

15:46

I'm leaving the country. I'm good not of here. Yeah. But Tanner,

15:50

you know, he wanted to go and have a good time. And I knew, like if I had been drinking last night, maybe that would

15:54

be a different story. But I was. I was drinking my little na

15:58

beers, which it is so odd. It's such a strange feeling to drink

16:03

something like I drank like four of these beers, which is just empty calories

16:07

with no buzz or any Yeah, but it's weird because you feel like you're

16:10

drinking a beer, right, but then after four beers you're not feeling anything

16:14

at all, and it's just like this is it's a strange sensation. Yeah,

16:18

I think I would have a strange sensation there too, because I'm totally

16:22

that guy who's got to have something right to sip on. Same like,

16:25

if I had the wherewithal to switch out and go to a Lacroix on things

16:30

that would be that would suffice. Yeah, but when I'm barreling through a

16:33

china shop, yeah, you know, it's hard to turn back. So

16:37

I'm I'm proud of how far you've gotten here. What is this? You're

16:40

two months of it in normal months and ten months to go? Holy hell,

16:45

well nine months because I'm going to be drinking when I go out of

16:48

you know, on vacation. So okay, Well in the meantime, since

16:51

you're not going to be drinking, we are going to do misconnections coming up

16:55

in a little bit. So hey, maybe you'll find someone to play chess with. Who knows, I'm sure someone. He wrote about it. I'd

17:00

like to get messed up and play chess. Yeah that, oh, I'm

17:03

sure. You know. Right after a Queen's Gambit came out, I have

17:08

for my birthday, I got a chest dot com. Somebody gave me chest

17:14

and yeah, you're having Seltzer's sitting there in your seat trying to beat some

17:19

dude in Germany. It's I feel like, if you really want to be

17:22

legit, though, you should have like like red wine, like Game of

17:26

Thrones when they always had wine and it decanter is like sitting around and it

17:30

actually is a much more appropriate drink. I'm a huge pain in the ass,

17:33

so I won't do that, but I know you won't. But if

17:37

I was being authentic, I'd have a nice pino noir. Do love a

17:41

pino. I just you know, the nutrition facts at all? Such a

17:44

much so much sugar. Yeah it is. I mean, it's headache or

17:47

no headache, you make the call. Uh, George Lopez tickets coming up

17:51

in a bit. I'm gonna stop with the nutrition stuff. It's making me want of snickers. It's one of five nine in the Brew. Tanner,

17:56

Drew and lare yeah missing man formation. Tanner is out today. He went

18:02

to bear Tooth last night with Laura. So it's just just the two of

18:06

us right now, of us and it's a great Wilsmith song, so you

18:10

realize he has other kids. It's actually a bunch of us, Dad,

18:17

the ones that matter. Yeah, exactly. At the time, it was

18:19

just me and my boy. But last night, you guys were at the

18:22

Crystal Ballroom. Yeah, what bands were you seeing? It was Bear Tooth

18:26

and Beartooth was the headliner, and then plot in You was another one,

18:32

and then there was this weird band before that, and they all wore like these white mesh sweaters and they kind of did some cool dance moves and things,

18:40

and they were very it's very odd, like they had like a fair This was like a lot of feminine energy, you know, but they were

18:45

like they were like some energy. They had some energy. But it was

18:51

great. I was feeling it. And then there was one other band's sleep Theory. So three openers for me is a bit much because by the time

18:57

the headliner comes on, like I'm like sleeping, I'm like, I'm like,

19:03

i gotta go. Yeah, I think that's fair. I mean, at some point too old for that. At some point you're hitting r E

19:08

M standing up and you got that floor bouncing. It's it's kind of nice

19:11

rhythm. It's rocking you to sleep. I can see how that could be,

19:17

that could be a thing, right, Yeah, But I made it. I made it through. Not not all the way through. Tanner stayed

19:22

till the bitter end, I'm sure, but I did not because I had

19:25

to be here in the morning. So yeah, drinking my little na beers

19:29

all night. Which how is that? You know? Do you do you

19:33

feel like a contact buzz with that at all? Not at all? No,

19:36

not even in music and people. No, I mean it, I

19:40

have a this is gonna sound, you know, like a big fat square

19:44

jokes of plenty. No, but I mean I do feel like that, But it makes you feel less like one. When I have a drink in

19:49

my hand, you know what I mean, regardless of whether or not it

19:52

has alcohol in it, it makes me feel like a human being. Yeah,

19:56

drinking something that tastes like beer but is not and doesn't give you a

20:00

buzz. It's just it's kind of a weird thing. And I think,

20:03

no matter how strong you are socially, like not just you, me,

20:07

everyone, that there's like a natural like elbow to mouth move, like when

20:11

you're talking to people or you're just in a room where your your body's like

20:15

this is where you drink, this is where you party. It's just like

20:18

blink. It's like what do I do with my hair? Yeah? And

20:22

then you start wondering, should I be here? Is this? Oh man,

20:26

this I'm kind of bored, but I feel like that motion is what

20:30

makes NA drinks work now that people are buying non alcoholic white Claws. That's

20:36

Lacroix, right, That's where it came that they got the selter idea because

20:42

people were enjoying the other one. Yes, but I mean it's like NA

20:48

hard soda. But yeah, right, it's like why do we need?

20:52

That's all right? Not to deter my bad so, but you did like

20:56

the show. Yeah, it's a great show. I was pretty impressed,

21:00

honestly. Would you go back to the crystal bar room? Absolutely? Just

21:03

were bounced around a little bit. Heck, and it was a sold out

21:07

show and people were mashing and crowd serving. I'm sure the security was having

21:10

a hay day. I'm sure they hated it because at one point they're like, if you're out there and you've never crowdserved before, get up there.

21:17

And so there was just like a dozen people at a time just all coming

21:21

towards the I know, it's like all right in front of the banister or

21:23

the barricade. Well, I'm glad you had a good time. I'm glad

21:26

you came to work because this would be extremely lonely. And Tanner will be

21:29

back tomorrow and George Lopez tickets coming up in a bit one of five nine

21:33

in the Brew Tanner, Drew and Laura. Well, it was historically bad

21:37

last night for the Blazers. And when I say historic, Laura, I'm

21:40

talking about three out of thirty two from three point land. So who usually

21:47

shoots the three point like Dame's gone? So who's the three point guy on

21:49

the team anybody? Or are they just shooting for the moon here. Well,

21:52

Anthony Simons missed all eight of his three point tries. He says,

21:57

I got off good looks, they just didn't fall. It's just one of

22:02

those days for everybody. It's true. I mean, you can have great

22:06

touch and the ball can not go in, but to go this bad is

22:10

brutal. And against a bad team, you wish you have a bad shooting

22:14

night, against a team that was gonna whoop you no matter what. Yeah,

22:18

but it's these little moments where historically bad could net you that extra little

22:22

bouncy ball that lands you the number one overall pick at some point. But

22:27

that's a lot of hoping. It's a pipe dream is what they call it

22:32

across sports, because it's smoking something. I feel like we weren't we in

22:36

the same position last year, Like I feel like we were having the same discussion about like draft picks and things. Yeah, and we did end up

22:42

getting the number three overall pick. Yeah, but you know, just because

22:47

those things haven't one hundred percent panned out yet, there is still a vision

22:51

for the future. There is some hope. Let's see if the Blazers can

22:53

get that job done. Now across to the to another sport, even though

22:57

he doesn't play it anymore. Cam Newton, who was once a Heisman Trophy

23:02

winner, once destroyed my dreams by beating the Ducks in the National Championship,

23:07

oftentimes called scam Newton back then because everyone thought he was taking money. Now

23:11

I don't know what was happening. They can pay him legitimately now. I

23:15

would say Cam Newton would have a maserati if he was in college today.

23:18

So no love lost there. But somebody's not feeling him. They're either not

23:23

feeling him or that hat of his because that feather topper got him in a

23:29

melee. Now it's not fair like to say he got in a brawl.

23:32

He got jumped. Any time that three or more people come at you at

23:37

once, that's not a fight. They are jumping you because how even if

23:42

you train for this and he is a big man, but he is not

23:45

a trained fighter. It's hard to beat three men in a fight. So

23:51

what's the deal why they jump him? They just didn't like his hat. It's not completely clear. It was at a football camp. It should be

23:56

a civil place, but you know how football dads are. I could have

24:00

just said, you know, straight up, your kid can't throw and that

24:03

could be you mean, throw down. You can watch that video though one

24:07

oh five nine the Brew dot com right now just click on Tanner Drew and

24:11

Laura George Lopez. Tickets coming up next. But first, Misconnections will keep

24:15

you connected to the people around the Portland area looking for love and looking to

24:19

creep you out. It's the Brew, Ah, it's different without Tanner here,

24:26

it's not the same, but we will hold down the ford as we

24:29

look for love. Yeah, people need to find their connections mm hm.

24:33

And they often come here on Mondays to find such a thing. Of course,

24:38

so we did a little digging around the local area here and I think

24:44

we got a couple worth a look, right, Yeah, I think so you want to go? Sure Wendy's mL K. I was ordering Wendy's in

24:52

the drive through. You were behind me playing some Texas hip hop. I

24:56

just zammed this song and started playing it. You yelled something out. I

25:02

didn't hear what you said, but you played another song for me as we

25:04

waited our turn in line. Ah. I pulled over after I got my

25:08

food, but I don't think you saw me anyway. I'm not wanting to

25:12

miss out on an opportunity. So if you see this, get at me,

25:15

get at me. I love that line. I've never used it in

25:19

play. Get at me, Get at me, baby girl, Baby baby

25:22

girl. Yeah. Maybe I wasn't in the right neighborhoods. Yeah, it

25:26

could be we didn't have that flavor. All right, I'll keep it in

25:29

the holster. What do you got, chill looking guy with long hair tied

25:33

back in the car line at packs? Is it called packs? I have

25:37

no idea? What is that? What was Friday morning, Laura? I

25:41

was waiting next to you, not you. This person had glanced over and

25:45

couldn't help thinking you were attractive. And I glanced over a few more times.

25:52

You don't have to add your extra glances. I continued being a creepy

25:55

Yeah, that's when I started snipping around. Overheard you were picking up someone,

26:00

and I think that's cool of you. Sorry Ish for eavesdropping, budd.

26:04

It was super sunny and too warm to keep my window. Yeah,

26:10

yeah, yeah, I love how we won't fully admit to it though, Sorry Ish Ish, Yeah, totally gonna listen next time. Didn't think you'd

26:18

notice me, and I picked up right before you and headed out. You

26:23

ended up driving behind next to me on the road for a bit, and

26:27

when you passed me to turn off to the right while I was stopped at

26:30

the light, you looked right at me and smiled the friendliest smile. I

26:36

don't know. It probably wasn't friendly, and it's probably just like creeped out,

26:40

Yeah, or like gas here in the car alone, grilled cheese sandwiches

26:49

are so good. But hit me up, hit me back if you want

26:55

to. I'll know that you're you if you tell me what car you were

27:00

driving, what was hanging from the rear view mirror, and anything about me

27:04

that you remember. What is this twenty questions? Yeah, like all right,

27:08

First, if you saw me, I need the color of my nail

27:11

polish. I also need the exact length of my hair. What color was

27:15

my air freshener? No one cares. I don't know. Zero people know,

27:21

including you. Probably let me go check. That's not a good ques.

27:25

I thought it was black eyes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, So I got one. This one's short house party in north Portland.

27:30

Thanks for keeping us awake till eight am, oh eight am, throwing

27:36

a little shade man. People are going hard. When you go to eight

27:40

am, though, you get two guys out on the porch ark. So I for hour we were gonna fix the country. And if they're up till

27:48

eight they're on uppers and they have way more theories than you're ready for.

27:52

Half the half of parties laid out on the front lawn at that point exactly

27:56

all right, we're gonna We're gonna keep it going because that one was short. Radio Head ced this is long a long shot, but I gotta try.

28:03

At some point last year, you left a burnt CD on the sidewalk

28:07

inside of Kenny log and CD case from the Country Library, and it has

28:12

Radiohead B sides scrawled on it. A right. I picked it up last

28:15

summer, and I only just played it for the first time because I forgot

28:19

that I had it. The music is great and you have good taste,

28:23

But what the hell are these songs? I can't figure out what they are

28:26

for the life of me. Are these even released? I'm not a Radiohead

28:30

fan, so I have no clue at all. Also, why do you

28:33

leave it on the sidewalk? Wait? It says Radiohead to B sides on

28:40

it? Right, I've never heard of these songs? I mean, granted,

28:44

I've never listened to Radiohead before, but like, what even is this

28:48

hit? It up? Yeah? They told you where to look. It's

28:51

on the internet. Okay, google this Radiohead B sides? Yeah, see

28:56

what pops up? Brother? Unbelievable. I haven't checked. But what the

29:00

heck? Why'd you leave it on the sidewalk too? It's like I'm sure

29:03

they just dropped it there on purpose. Is someone will find it? It's

29:06

unbelievable. All right, we got time for one more? All right, let's do a stadium Freddy's older woman in Freddy's earlier we accidentally bumped butts today

29:15

and both giggled and blush. It's like we were kids again. I was

29:21

a guy with a goateee. Boy, wish I would have said more.

29:23

Didn't see a ring. Would love to chat over coffee or dinner. I

29:27

live close by your admirer. That's cute. Bumping butts, he knows,

29:33

who knows what that could turn into, Drew booty boot bumping, butt bumping,

29:37

booty booty bumping. But that's right, all right. If you want

29:41

to bump butts with the go tea, dude, good luck, it's all

29:45

there. They're all off. You know, Craig's List and the and the

29:48

sniff around town. You'll say they're there to they're there to connect with you

29:52

if you want. So, we got George Lopez tickets right now. We're

29:56

gonna really get creative collar ten. He'll be a lids at alon A Friday,

30:02

May twenty fourth, eight six six four four five one oh five nine

30:07

is the phone number. Lord didn't think I remembered it, but I did

30:10

and bing to the Bong's Tanner Drew and Laura. So, as we all

30:14

know, tens and thousands of AT and T customers were affected by that massive

30:17

outage last week, and it was basically a botched network update that kept people

30:22

from being able to use their phones for up to twelve hours, and customers

30:26

were demanding that they'd be reimbursed. So AT and T is like, okay,

30:30

so everyone's going to get a five dollars credit on their bill. It

30:34

doesn't seem like a lot, but they say that's the average cost of a

30:37

full day of service. So I mean, that's a lot. Ridiculous,

30:40

that's what you're getting back. But I mean they could have said too bad, nothing for you. That's fine, Yeah, you could do that,

30:47

but you could also beef the pot a little bit. I mean, put

30:51

a putting a credit on the account. That's not like real money, it's

30:53

not. No, it saved you five dollars on your next bill, and

30:57

so you broke even You gave him a day of service back. What about

31:02

the day I lost of doing business? Now you're talking too much, unbelievable,

31:07

But you know there is a pumping vein in a forehead somewhere waiting in

31:11

a three hundred person queue to talk to customers. That should be a free

31:15

month of service. Done deal. But then if you think about it,

31:18

like somebody like Tanner who doesn't even have AT and T, he still lost

31:21

service for a little bit. He's gonna he's not gonna get anything. Mobes

31:26

not hooking it up. I doubt it. Give what they should give.

31:29

Six bucks? Yeah, boom right, yes, right, make the switch.

31:33

Still better than a two and two. I don't know. I mean,

31:36

I figure you could have had a good moment there and you're like, well that's the average one day of service, no pain and suffering on that

31:42

five bucks all you get. Heading into Super Bowl fifty eight, if you

31:47

recall Buffalo Wild Wings promise that if the game went into overtime, everybody gets

31:51

free wings. And the game did in fact go into overtime. The Kansas

31:56

City Chiefs where the victors with the final score of twenty five twenty two.

32:00

But that means that today from two to five pm you can go in.

32:05

It's dine in and in person takeout orders are going to be gifted one free

32:09

order of wings per customer. So if you're feeling hungry this afternoon, hit

32:15

a beat does What a time to be alive? I've been binging food that

32:17

changed the world. Did you know that Buffalo Wild Wings were one of the

32:22

first, well actually the first national brand to take the name Buffalo Wings outside

32:28

of Buffalo, so we wouldn't even know it in the capacity that we do

32:31

without be doves. I thought they were much later. He learned something every

32:36

day the more you know. That's right. Yeah, more on those stories

32:39

one of five nine than Brew dot Com. You seem disinterested, but I

32:43

really think that it's a very important part of our I'm trying not to derail

32:45

and go into a whole twenty minute conversation on the week. All right,

32:49

So yeah, I'm holding for somebody, and you know, don't make me

32:52

get into the episode about craft macaroni. Well, and to be fair, I didn't even know that Buffalo Wings the name came from the city of Buffalo,

33:00

So I did just learn something new. You're welcome. What's that it

33:06

is on the History Channel. You can come over to my house. They had the yesterday was the marathon. I think I got eleven in the hopper

33:13

on over Thriller. You can sit in my lazy boy just binge it all

33:16

afternoon, Fact one five nine in the Brew Tanner true and Laura, that's

33:25

right, except Tanner's not waking up. He's sleeping. I'm sure he's sleeping

33:30

like a baby. He better be, I hope he's not up. I

33:34

mean, even though I can't sleep past I'm not sure the last time I

33:37

was sleep until this time. I also have not been to a Sunday concert

33:40

where I tied one on in a while. Yeah, so I hope he's

33:44

getting some rest. We do it. The beef made it in I'm here.

33:47

Did you say you saw it snowing on your way? In her snowy

33:53

rain? What is that? You know what? I looked this up recently,

33:59

the difference between like freezing rain and sleet and snow and now, of

34:01

course I can't remember any of those factories. Roads were wet, ground head

34:06

white on it all through the Toileger Curve. So something happened. Okay,

34:09

now it is the last little cough, the the phlegm of winter getting out.

34:15

Because I think, I know that's gross, but if you think about

34:19

it, they're doing that. You're right, Yeah, you're right, You're

34:21

right. It is gross. I was trying to think all the leftovers are coming out. I honestly tried to pivot there, but I'm like, I'm

34:27

already in Boogersville to say that. Yeah, I know, Casey did make

34:35

it though. It was a beautiful weekend, so maybe this is mother nature

34:38

paying us back because it was beautiful actually Saturday, and then Sunday it like

34:44

wanted to rain and wanted to chill, and it was a thing how we

34:46

were at soccer games and there was like some parents are just like raising an

34:51

umbrella over their kids dropping, raising, dropping, like my kid's gonna get

34:54

it in the ear. They're going to feel like they've been jumping off a

34:58

dock for three hours. That's how what they need to be. But did

35:01

you do anything fun over the weekend? Casey? Nothing fun? Oh I

35:06

did? I got my long cut. That's slang this season. It's not

35:13

slang for a haircut. You're actually out there cut the grass a little and

35:15

it wasn't gonna Then heard two other people fire their mower up, and I

35:19

went, you know what it's on. It's such a dude homeowner thing.

35:23

You're like, well, Rick across the street he at his mower out,

35:27

So I couldn't resist. And we're also staring down the barrel of what five

35:30

days of rain, so like you either do it now or you don't, And then I don't want to wait another week. I'm super but heart,

35:35

if we're gonna we're not gonna get into lawn stuff, Laura, because I know you live in a high rise or whatever. You don't have to look

35:39

at it. But I love I love mowing the lawn, so I like

35:42

to hear your lawn. Well, this isn't this is a horror story because

35:46

the moss. I mean, just your face when you say that, law.

35:52

Because at my house there is two patches of grass. One is the

35:57

size of a very small like putting green right at a like at a kid's

36:00

course, not even it's like a very small plot. And then on it's

36:04

like the size of like a quarter of a windsail. Like it is a

36:07

tiny little plot. Everything else is barked up. I got a question for

36:12

you, what I've been asking you this question all morning. Why, like,

36:15

why not just get rid of the patch of grass? Well, because it's all fung shwe Laura. Yeah, you know there's bushes that line it.

36:22

It's all it's all a thing, a little grass, yeah exactly.

36:28

But in defense of your point, it came that way and so but it's

36:32

all built in, you know, it's got metal liner around the thing like

36:36

that. If the grass is good, life is good. But the the

36:39

dug furs if they don't fall on you. Where I live, they will

36:45

kill your grass with moss. The amount of moss and I'm treating it and

36:49

it's just like moss doesn't care. Your enemy is the shade. The trees

36:53

cast that shade and that spurs on that moss. I know the same problem

36:58

in my front yard. But it's what's the answer when you can't You are

37:00

not first of all, by law, you're not allowed to go cut down

37:04

and doug fur. And this thing is as big as a buick white.

37:07

Have you defched, I've not in a wild. It's where you go in

37:13

and you it's like air rating and it basically pulls the death of the lawn

37:17

and the moss and it scrapes all that stuff out of there and it opens

37:21

the roots up for them to you know, get revitalized, and then you can overseed over the top of that if you wanted to, and bring your

37:27

lawn back to life. The de thatcher, like that blade on the bottom

37:30

of your lawn mower, you can just take that off and you can put

37:34

on like a de thatching blade. And it also is just known as just

37:38

torching the lawn you have. I mean, it absolutely looks terrible after you're

37:45

done so effective. Now it's the same thing with if you put the stuff

37:47

in it to kill the moss, it all turns black, right, So

37:51

you go, okay, well, at least it used to look good from a distance. Now it looks like trash NHD. And then you rake that

37:57

up and then you got a bunch of patchy, you know, just dirt

38:00

areas, so you got to put borderline paper mache back on it. I've

38:04

been through this nightmare enough to know that it's it's like a beaten child.

38:08

I know I'm picking out my switch right now, but which one's going to

38:13

hurt the least. Here's the thing though, what you might look at as some of that nice turf that looks just like grass, so they put it

38:21

looks if you've only got two little patches like he does. Why not,

38:24

I'll tell you what. The nice lady down the street she died of old

38:29

age. And uh, the the you know, the monsters, the avatars

38:34

came in, you know, like it's straight out Avatar. But the the

38:37

humans came in and mulched up the house and built a mega mansion, and

38:40

they put that fake turf down. Does it look good? It looks amazing.

38:45

It. This looks like a putting green. It's a long, it

38:49

looks just like grass, all right, Yeah, and it is nice.

38:52

You know, you gotta don't buckle the seam. You end up with a seam and it looks terrible. But yeah, now that's on the street.

38:59

What are the rest? So it was doing? We're keeping up with the Joneses. So I'm trying. I'm trying to figure it out. It's either

39:04

get the moss out or something. We were supposed to talk about everyone's weekend.

39:07

We just talked about my lawn. That's all right, Not that I

39:12

didn't worry about moss, tell you that much. You walked in someone else's

39:15

yard, I did, kind of. Where'd you go? I went on

39:19

a nice little hike in Lincoln City link, Yeah, I went to God's

39:24

Thumb is what they call it, that thumb of gold? Doesn't that sound

39:29

invasive? Do you feel the power when you were up in there? No? But it was beautiful. It's like Jesus Trail. I didn't know anyone

39:36

was allowed to come home and talk about God's Thumb. Anything can happen on

39:39

this show. So so my question is you were up there and I was

39:45

like, oh, yeah, these are such beautiful pictures. How do you get pictures of you out there? Where? Did you have someone with you?

39:51

I went with somebody. Okay, I have wondered about your mysterious folks.

39:55

You're always alone. You're always alone on the hike. Shots are to

40:00

done to be by yourself. I'm very transparent about the fact that I hike

40:05

with a tripod. Normally you do my handy self timer most times, but

40:12

no, this this time. Real quick on that note, so are you

40:15

as you're hiking up this beautiful hill, are you just holding this bulky ring

40:20

light in your hand? Or it's not a ring light. Let's get one

40:23

thing straight. It's and it does not have a light attached to it.

40:27

It's just a little tripod. And I put it in my camel back,

40:32

which I would carry anyway. Okay, so it's just a little yeah,

40:37

and I just stuff it in there. And when I'm ready, and I say, this tripod guy that's hired to come with her, Yeah, the

40:46

whole crew. They're back there. Jim's photography hiking up the hill with the

40:52

battery belt packs. Forget about it, Casey, I can do that myself.

40:57

I don't need three men exactly, not going to pay us to do

41:00

anything. Uh, I don't need I don't need a single man. I'll

41:04

tell you there are all women camera teams that you guys are more than welcome

41:08

to hire here. They are great to work with. They do a terrible

41:12

job, but they're available. Okay, Okay, that's Casey's opinion, his

41:15

alone. It's one of five nine the broad Tanner, Drew and Laura. Well, it's one of those deals. You don't want to keep bringing it

41:22

up because it is not a great look. But the Blazers let me,

41:25

let me curveball this. Okay, that lost last night to the Hornets was

41:30

so amazing because that just put us one step closer to the first overall pick

41:36

next year. How positive? So I mean that is that's the silver lining

41:38

for sure. But there are still teams that are worse than the Blazers.

41:42

So, I mean there are You're in a bad spot. I feel like

41:45

you're not good, You're not the worst, so what are you gonna do? That's true, some teams are worse than the Blazers, but the Blazers

41:51

tried their hardest to be the worst. Last night. They put a little

41:53

extra effort in casey, did you hear the stat line? I did not.

41:57

It's not a great look three point shooting. What would you consider to

42:01

be a total fail at three point shooting? If you shot thirty two of

42:07

them in the game, how many would you have to make to not get

42:10

a failing grade? Oh, twenty three? Twenty three out of thirty two

42:16

had a sixty six percent clip. Yeah, you're a tough coach to be

42:21

around. Look, you're a professional, that's true. We made three,

42:24

okay out of thirty two. Some work to do? Can you coach that

42:29

up? Possibly? Yeah? What? What? Well? I got a question though, like why shoot the three? Like if you're not confident,

42:35

like you get the hot hand, lorid go, I gotta get rid of

42:38

this ball. Well, it's funny you should say that because Anthony Simons,

42:42

who missed all eight of his tries and is a star. I love Anthony

42:46

Simons. He said that some Knights just aren't your night. Yeah, that's

42:51

that's true. Tell that to the Singapore cane you got waiting for you in

42:53

the locker room. Fellow. Well, these guys get Patty coach. These

42:59

guys get paid a lot of money and we'll have it together next game.

43:04

But the Charlotte Hornets are now fifteen wins strong, and that ties the Blazers

43:08

who have fifteen wins as well. So that's where we're at with it.

43:13

And if you want to watch Cam Newton get jumped by a bunch of dudes

43:16

in a feather hat, his hair is also a little wild. It is,

43:20

But does it constitute multiple men beating you? No, there's no reason

43:23

a football camp. I really hope it's like, hey, sir, sir,

43:28

your son can't throw. It's my son, my such an ext Russell

43:34

Wilson, which you know, who knows where Russ is going anywhere? Yeah?

43:39

Exactly, Yeah, and out of word quarterback. She's got that big

43:43

hat on like he's going to the Kentucky Derby. It's like they just calm down. That's true. It's true, all right, thing, it's his

43:50

thing, the hair, where is the beef? That's true. Everybody has

43:55

their styles exactly. And speaking of a obnoxious Oh my god, we got

44:00

to talk about a lady who had a insurance claim that was thrown out over

44:05

her obnoxious behavior. We'll talk about it in a minute. It's one of

44:07

five nine in the Brew Tanner True and Laura, Yeah, hanging tough.

44:14

I've got Casey Bay in here, the beef Water, Big Beef. You

44:19

got a beefy shirt on today? What's a beefy shirt? How many total

44:22

beef shirts does he have? Do you think, Laura, I don't know. I've the beef Water's got the og the beef. He's got the original

44:30

beef which is from the Bear TV show. He's got the one he's wearing

44:34

now. That's at least three. But there's a red Beef. Is there

44:37

a red beef? And Rice No, And then I've got one that just

44:40

says I've got two that say just beef water on him, and I got

44:43

this one and yeah, you have two that say beef Court made me one

44:47

for Christmas. Oh okay, I thought you found a second one. The

44:52

band Beef Water, which launched this whole thing. Yeah that's wild. So

44:57

yeah it you know it happens. They show up now they could do come

45:00

to me nice. Yeah, that's how you know. That's how it is

45:02

when you tell somebody that you're into something and then for the rest of your

45:07

life that's all you receive. At like holidays and birthdays. You need one

45:12

that says beef and water, you know, like some of that survival beer,

45:15

like beef aroni. You're just a cow taking a bath. Now see

45:19

now you know it's funny. Is canned beef actually made me hungry. I

45:22

don't know what's going on over here. I must be starving because I'm like,

45:25

oh, can be Oh it's tasty, drink some coffee. Everybody loves

45:30

a little pulled wet beef in the morning from the can. It's delicious.

45:34

It sounds pretty good. You put some salt on that Himalayan. This is

45:37

a salt is a very fence. But even at the story, you notice

45:42

now it doesn't say Himalayan. It just says pink salt. Is that like

45:45

a piece thing? Or they like, I can't. I think we were causing some serious damage. They're like, bursal is not pink. Yeah,

45:53

it's pretty sketchy. Right. Speaking of sketchy, Laura, you brought a

45:59

story to our attention, which makes me roll my eyes because we are a

46:01

very handout world. You like, oh, oh pay me, pay me.

46:08

We're also just so dumb about it. Yeah, dumb and greedy?

46:12

Yeah right, not a good combo. What happened? This could be a

46:15

dumbass of the day, honestly. But this woman, she was in an accident, filed a lawsuit for eight hundred and twenty five thousand dollars, almost

46:22

a million dollars, saying she was left disabled and I don't you don't.

46:28

You don't want to be left disabled if you don't have to be. She was looking for cash, No, you don't. And I don't know if

46:34

she actually got the money, but even if she, well, it looks

46:37

like she didn't. The case was thrown out because the judge, after she

46:42

asked for this nearly a million dollars, the judge saw that she had participated

46:45

in a Christmas tree throwing competition, which I didn't know. I have a

46:52

thing right And but second of all, if you're so disabled that you need

46:57

almost a million dollars, I'm gonna bet that you probably can't throw a Christmas

47:01

tree. She's got to be a burly chick too, like to be able

47:07

to do that. It might have been a make a witch situation where maybe, like you know, she's so maimed that she goes. You know,

47:13

all I want to do is just be a lumber jill, just one day,

47:15

once, just once, Okay, man, you think that's what before

47:20

that slip and fall takes me all the way out of here. Yeah,

47:22

you guys think Christmas tree? So how does that go? Do you have

47:25

to throw it like a spear? Can you trunk huck this thing? Like

47:29

I'm thinking you spin around in a circle like a discus pit? In my

47:32

mind, I've got the like the Scottish games where they're you know, timber,

47:37

we used to Highland games. We used to go to those in Portland

47:40

as a kid. I have the picture if you guys want to see it.

47:43

Looks like she's pretty tough. Look at that she's watching that. Yeah,

47:49

and that's let me see this. Whoa I know you do not you

47:53

do not talk back to that lady. She's throwing tree. I mean nothing

47:57

about her looks disabled shot put for me. Yeah, well, you know

48:01

how much you're gonna ache after you throw an eight and a half foot dougie?

48:06

That is a matter. I mean that's a pretty good sized christybe. Maybe it was a preemptive lawsuit where she's like, I probably will be disabled

48:14

after I throw this Christmas tree, So just give me the eight hundred and twenty five thousand dollars. So do you do you? I don't understand this.

48:22

Do you huck trees and then you get hurt or you weren't really hurt,

48:24

so you huck trees. I think it's I think it's b I think

48:28

it's the least. Oh you're fine. Yes, Oh my god. So

48:31

and I don't know, it doesn't really because I would be like that.

48:35

Yeah, but she apparently she looks like she felt fine, So yeah,

48:39

she's not getting that eight hundred thousand dollars is the moral of the story.

48:44

It's this, at least after the holiday, because it seems a very wasteful

48:46

to be at, like a boy scout Stanley fucking trees. She actually just

48:51

cut one down just to throw exactly out of someone's yard. When the corner

48:55

lots don't sell all of their units, they hand them over for the tossin,

48:59

okay, instead of turning them into molt they just kind of like when

49:02

they start launching pumpkins, they're extra pumpkins, not some kid just crying by

49:07

the side as Christmas goes. I mean could be that too, because if they threw them fully decorated in front of kids and family. Now we're talking

49:15

right next year. That's going to be our Christmas thing one O five nine

49:20

the brew dot com. Check it out. There's nothing there that's going to

49:22

help you with this. But you can send an email to the bosses and

49:25

say it's a great idea. And in any other setting other than here,

49:29

people are like douche immediately when that happens. That's true, especially Uh,

49:34

Tanner and I were actually talking about this last night at the show, not

49:37

liking your name because Tanner's real name is not Tanner, you know, and

49:44

uh, it's Chad. Ayone knows that. Yeah, it's Chad's, which

49:47

you know, not no offense to any Chad's out there, but it's like

49:51

the male equivalent of a Karen, right, It's just the name has a

49:54

bad rap. I don't feel comfortable dissing the name Chad without him here to

49:59

defend it, because if it's like, well, yeah, would you guys do yesterday we just broke it down your name. But it's little. It's

50:06

less to do with his name and more to do mine. Because on Friday

50:10

and my mom texted me and it was like, we were gonna name you

50:14

this. What would you have thought if we would have named you this instead?

50:17

And uh. Instead I ended up with Laura, which was such like

50:21

a generic name. But to your point, I don't like saying I don't

50:24

like saying my name it's weird. When growing up, Laura and Michael those

50:30

were kind of like the standard name, like every class had had to have

50:35

a Laura, yes, or it would be weird. And Michael and to

50:37

my like and I am a Laura Marie, which like which makes it even

50:42

more like everyone named Laura has the middle name. Well, Laura Marie,

50:46

let me ask you a question. What is your not just your stance,

50:51

what is your experience with the Portland Saturday Market. Oh, I haven't been

50:54

to the Saturday market in uh. I think last time my mother was in

51:00

town. Now for people who don't know which one we're talking about, because

51:02

there's like the Farmer's market, there's the uptown thing at the waterfront, Yes,

51:07

where you know, people are playing musical instruments, you're nearly hitting getting

51:10

hit by vehicles right there on the main drive that place. So you took

51:15

your mom there? I took my mom there, uh, probably about a

51:19

year ago, and it was it was it was good. Well, because

51:27

thank you for asking. This weekend Mark's opening weekend, okay of the Saturday

51:31

market because I was you know, you get in these modes, especially now

51:35

that I have the third kid, you're back in newborn mode where you're trying

51:37

to punch the ticket on a weekend, right, So like a trip to

51:42

a Saturday market would be an outing, thus checking the box and then you

51:45

could get back here lazy boy eventually. But it's opening this weekend because I

51:50

looked and it wasn't open before. But this place, for me, I'm

51:53

a little worried because when I was a kid, it was a hotbed and

51:58

it was you know, there were were stuff all up under the bridge and

52:01

across the street and then all the way back to the wall. It would

52:06

smell like nog chompa and there'd be bean bag hacky sacks for sale and the

52:09

whole deal. Yeah, I mean it's gotten a light. Yeah, it

52:13

has gotten a little light, and I feel like the nog chompa is still there, but you're also going to get you know, whiffs of other things.

52:20

Well, yeah, there's always been the whips of drugs. Give you

52:22

if you don't smell drugs at the Portland Saturday Market still urine, Yeah,

52:28

because there was a guy last time I was there. I don't know if

52:30

you and your mom saw this, but there was a man with a snake.

52:35

He was panhandling, but he had a snake, so it was kind

52:37

of a skill, but it was also extremely inappropriate because it looked like it

52:40

could eat a kid. Yeah, but I'm sure I will team. No.

52:45

This guy was talking six different languages at once and he didn't know any

52:49

of them, if you know what I mean. So you didn't trust this

52:52

man's snake not fully? No, Okay, well, I will say that

52:55

I feel like going opening weekend, it's gonna be a bit of light or

53:00

so oh, so that's light, not popping, I wouldn't think, I

53:04

mean since yeah, and I think maybe the weather prash this weekend. I

53:07

would think that the when you go to the Saturday Market is like height of

53:12

summer. And I think that I think the big drugs ruined Saturday Market.

53:15

Like when I was a kid, if you could scraunge together the seventy five

53:19

cents you needed to get on the TriMet to get you downtown, you'd pop

53:23

off that thing and within minutes you and your buddies had, you know,

53:29

come together to buy like a dime bag of weed, and it was a

53:31

much safer environment, and you'd sit out on that lawn for hours and eat

53:36

elephant years now, I don't see the experience. No, and I don't

53:39

know if it's a pot was legalized one hundred years ago now, so it's

53:44

not like you have to go down there to get these things. Kids are into other drugs or people are just too spun. But is that what people

53:51

are doing when they go to Saturday Market? Like, is that not what they all did? I went back in the nineties that you damn did.

53:57

Yeah, as like a teenager, don't you. I'm not over there buying,

54:00

I know. But if you're trying to like find a nice activity for

54:04

your family to do on Saturday morning, I mean you want it cleaned up,

54:07

is what you're saying. But it's not cleaned up like I would.

54:09

I would much rather a bunch of stoned hippies than even three people spun on

54:16

those other No, that's fair, but you do raise a good point.

54:20

I am not actively looking for a bag and it is at a store,

54:24

so maybe I mean I'm wishing for something I don't want to return. Yeah,

54:29

I mean your experience is going to be a bit different now in several

54:31

different ways, I think, but I mean opening weekend, because since it

54:36

is the first weekend of the year, it could be bumping if that's what

54:40

you're thinking about going down, or like a spicy fruit stick, you know

54:44

what I'm talking about. They'll they'll they'll put that Mexican seasoning on top of

54:50

fruit. Oh yeah, it's pretty delicious. The food could be good.

54:52

I mean there's early elephant sounds like you just want an elephant floffel. You're

55:02

okay if I go down there, I'm having an elephant ear and you've got

55:08

to give me some credit on an elephant here. You didn't think I was gonna eat that. I'll slop that bad bite. I doubt it. I'll

55:13

believe it when I see it. All right, I'm sending you a picture and then I'll post lunch Lunch all the way to your elephant. I will

55:19

post it at one of five nine in the Brew dot com when it happens

55:22

and it's opening weekend. Up, I can't be with your kids either.

55:25

It's got to be you, and you're you with my old greasy face.

55:30

Yes, all right, fine nine the brew dot com. So where you'll

55:34

see it all right online at the website you can see a bunch of cool

55:37

stuff. Cam Newton's one of them. It's one of five nine in the

55:40

brew dot com if you don't hear the other guy saying it. But it

55:45

is important to know that I do not support anybody beating up Cam Newton in

55:50

a group. I don't think it's a fair deal ever to go three on

55:54

one or four on one and surprise that more people didn't come to his defense.

55:59

But Cam Newton was jumped at a football camp by a handful of guys.

56:04

And it's funny because everybody's half styled out like one guy's got a man

56:07

person. Cam Newton's got a hat with a feather. Huh. I mean

56:12

he looks like a He looks like a bad guy in an old Three Musketeers

56:15

movie. Oh yeah, but I don't know. I would. No,

56:22

it's not. And now he is a big dude and did a good job

56:25

of kind of fending people off. You gotta think he's been chased by three

56:29

hundred pound professional athletes for years. He does know how to kind of keep

56:34

his head on a swivel. Is this true? There was six guys.

56:37

It looks like a swarm of dudes. It was hard for me to tell

56:40

who was like trying to break it up in the end and who's doing what

56:45

because at the end there's like looks like an officer or an armed security guard

56:49

standing there, and everyone's kind of everywhere, so I couldn't tell like who

56:53

might be team cam and who might not be teamed. It'll definitely be interesting

56:58

to hear more about like how they started, yeah, and more these guys

57:00

even were We'll try and get some definitive answers there as we do sports tomorrow

57:07

morning. But for now, that's it. You can watch the video cam

57:09

Newton at online at one of five ninethbrew dot com. Laura, nice work,

57:15

coming in on short sleep after a concert. Thanks, I'm gonna go

57:17

take a nap. Nice Tanner will be here tomorrow full gang back in effect.

57:22

It's one of five nine the Brew Tanner True and Laura have a great day.