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Oh hi hi big Bong Ganggang Son. Yeah, we'll go through all of

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them. Yeah, yay, which one we got? Here's one? Hey,

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it's Thursday February twenty second, twenty twenty four or two, and Laura,

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we are live and we will start with this this morning. Wow McDonald's

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nail polish for when you really want to say, I'm super white. Why

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do we need this though? Like, does it smell like a Big Max?

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Does it smell like one color? Friends? Yeah? Okay, but

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oh ketchup red? Nice? I think I can get that anywhere, you

0:35

know what I mean? Like, gotcha ketchup? Oh? Oh my god?

0:38

Which what kind of crafty? What's the big Mac color? Is it

0:42

special sauce or like yeah, cause be special sauce. The tan would make

0:47

sense because that's kind of like what the special sauce is. Honestly, the

0:49

special sauce looks like tanning lotion, but it isn't tink. It's like thousand

0:53

Island dressing. Basically, it is what it is. I well, I

0:56

just happened like two weeks ago. It looked orange to me. It's like

0:59

flesh colored. Well, they I mean depending on like a like a bad

1:03

tan Okay, I feel like that pale white boy. I think I saw

1:07

some daytime TV show talking about those kind of colors are in. So maybe

1:11

Big Max sauce is all the rage now. Yeah, but I could see

1:14

like that being a standard at Listen, if you're a lady working out at

1:17

one of our establishments, you must wear the McDonald's and nantals, either one

1:22

of the two ketchup or and the grimace eyelashes. You must have touched those

1:26

to your face. Oh that's fun. I prox some grimace eyelashes. As

1:30

soon as you brought this up, I thought the same thing. Does it

1:33

smell like McDonald's, because if it did, that would be disgusting and probably

1:37

make it worse. But but really polish smells because you know they beat their

1:41

nails at my house. It smells like chemicals. And also, you know,

1:46

I feel like the people. The reason people buy stuff like this is

1:48

the novelty of it, the ridiculousness of it. So for me, it

1:51

makes sense for them to make it ketchup, scented or whatever. I don't

1:53

think it's ketchup, so they would have said that in the news report.

1:57

But because I think that's pretty I think it's just gonna not like cheap nail

2:00

polish. It's not gonna sound like. It's not gonna smell like delicious fries,

2:04

which I think would be great. It would you'll get I think great.

2:07

Yeah, I guess there is no bad McDonald's smell. But could you

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wear it all day? All days? And you know, like when you

2:14

eat it and then and then the bag is he like you eat in your

2:16

car and then you go to work, and then like you leave the bag

2:20

of the car, it's the worst stale and you just feel like a fat

2:24

kid, you know, driving home, like my eight McDonald's hours ago.

2:29

I liken it to a junkie waking up next to a needle, you know,

2:32

like when you walk into your car. And so there's a McDonald's bag

2:36

the next day and it's all fun, right was six hours? Anytime I

2:42

eat McDonald's, like, I have to remember to remove that bag, even

2:45

if I've eaten most of it, even the fry, the little fry, the cup whatever that is. And it's not exclusive to them. I mean

2:51

they have the most powerful smell, but all of the big five. But

2:54

nothing sticks around like McDonald's sons, like a cigarette. He'll just it just

3:00

sticks around for a bit. It does. It lingers for a good day,

3:04

and that's what lures me back. And that's why the nail polish needs

3:07

to put a scent on it. Maybe is there such thing? Even I

3:10

think they're probably I think there probably is. But the thing is you can't

3:15

entirely get rid of that chemical nail polish smell, so it ends up just

3:19

smelling like chemically ketchup nail polish smell. Yeah, and dude with you know,

3:25

four girls in your house, Oh yeah, God, I wonder if

3:30

buy the McDonald's that gas out of your house and oh yeah, hell do

3:34

I remember when my cousins because I was the only boy out of all my

3:37

cousins, and it would just smell like a like a you know, like

3:42

like a like a you know when you walk through that chemical aisle at home

3:45

depot. Yes, it's a little like it's a lot like that. It's like you just got to get through it thinner almost do it, blight turn

3:50

the back, just keep walking, keep walking because especially with so many people

3:53

doing nails, it'd be expensive to send them out. So I just need

3:57

like a vent fan and the ceilings do that would come in Handy for sure.

4:02

All right, later on this morning, we got more tickets to go see Tom Sagura. He'll be at the Motor Center in April. We'll send

4:08

you there at seven thirty. Everybody able to use their cell phones in here

4:15

this morning? Yeah, I think my network's alive and well on Verizon. That's good. That's good because AT and T's network went down for a lot

4:21

of its customers across the country early this morning, leaving customers unable to place

4:27

phone calls. That includes by the way to nine one one, which seems

4:30

a little little sketchy, but text messages, the Internet, none of it

4:34

was working for a lot of people. Verizon and T Mobile customers did report

4:39

some outages, but not as many. More than forty four thousand AT and

4:43

T customers reported outages. I don't know what the status is of that.

4:47

Why right now? Someone on the Internet was like, it's either just like

4:50

they're either the worst or it's terrorism like a hack. Yeah. I don't

4:55

really like the idea, Like it makes me uncomfortable knowing that like an entire

5:00

your cell phone carriers service can just like drop out and nobody can use their

5:03

phones. But I keep them a couple of landlines, Like I was just

5:08

as soon as you said that, I got all nervous, Like when we're

5:11

all digital and then we just turn the plug off, Like can we keep

5:14

a We're getting rid of landlines, but can we keep a couple? Yeah,

5:16

I mean just that's and honestly they even said, like if you have

5:19

AT and T and you have an emergency, they're like, a find a

5:23

landline or find somebody who doesn't have AT and T, Like those are your

5:26

only two options. People are going after that's a very tough day. A

5:31

good explanation, Yeah, it's bad. Look. An unmanned spacecraft is set

5:35

to land on the Moon today in the first US lunar landing attempt since the

5:40

Apollo era. The mission was developed by NASA and also a private company called

5:46

Intuitive Machines, and they'll aim to land the Odysseus spacecraft, nicknamed Odie,

5:51

near the lunar self pull at around two fifty this afternoon. If successful,

5:57

it would mark the first US vehicle on the Moon in more than fifty years.

6:00

If it fails, Odie would become the third lunar lander to meet its

6:05

demise on the lunar surface in less than a year. If you want to

6:10

watch it, you can do that. The stream starts at about one o'clock

6:14

this afternoon, and finally it's not on TBS. Yeah, probably c Span.

6:17

Actually, Jimmy kimmel stint as a late night talk show host maybe coming

6:24

to an end. He says he's got a little more than two years left

6:27

on his contract, and that seems like enough. But he's also kind of

6:30

like alluded to the fact that he's been down this road before, and his

6:34

whole thing is like, you can't miss it if it doesn't go away.

6:38

Like right now, he's feeling overwhelmed with work. He's going to be hosting

6:42

the Oscars in a couple of weeks, so he's like, ah, after

6:45

this, I'm done with it. But he is open to the possibility,

6:47

or you know, he's being realistic about it, saying I might change my

6:51

mind, but that's how I'm feeling right now. More on those stories.

6:55

One of five nine in the brew dot Com Thank you very much. Well,

6:58

you don't have to be out of the game long before you wave your finger at the whole thing and say it's all a big funny duddy. Well,

7:04

it's kind of what Nick Saban is saying today and well he said it

7:09

yesterday when he says he wants to be a voice in college football now.

7:13

Nick Saban ran the most successful college football program over the like the last fifteen

7:17

years, but now that he's retired, he says, the game's not what

7:21

it used to be, And of course it's not. Now they're paying people

7:25

to play and so the name, image and likeness climate is a little bit

7:30

more murky. But the big problem there is Saban, you can't just come

7:34

in and do like a Ted talk on it and it's gonna make it go

7:38

away. These guys deserve to be paid. And the reason why it isn't

7:41

like it used to be is because it's totally different. What's also different is

7:46

where he is sitting, of course, because there's a new coach in town.

7:50

The ex Washington Husky coach, Caitlin de Borr is now the coach at

7:56

Bama, and he understands something that people across a lot of industry, including

8:00

our own, understand, and that is following greatness can be hard. Well,

8:05

Kaylan was well aware of that and said this on the Pat McAfee show,

8:09

and that's true. It is pedigree there and as moving forward, likely

8:13

gonna win a lot of games, and when they win those games, it's

8:16

to the college football Playoff they'll go. And the officials are already discussing going

8:22

from twelve teams up to fourteen. So we'll see if they just keep expanding

8:28

that moving forward, But right now it's starting to head the way of March

8:31

madness. There's the sport Thank you Much coming up next. Another person had

8:35

to be restrained on an airplane. They actually had to be taped down pretty

8:39

much. Oh yeah, to see it. Full story is coming up right

8:43

after Pearl Jam Happy Thursday. It's one of five nine the Brew Tanner,

8:46

Drew and Laura, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yah. Laura's sitting

8:50

here rolling her eyes at what I'm talking about. Off the air. Yeah,

8:54

there's this new game out called Hell Divers too. Anybody who knows now James a sub video, can't You're gonna go home and look at your tarot

9:03

cards and playing your next week out, so I don't to do a reading

9:05

last night exactly. You know how many gamers wives take that same stances,

9:09

go like, oh, you're gonna game's like there are spines like locking up

9:15

in cars. But this game Hell Divers too. Man, I just saw

9:18

people playing Divers. Yeah, I just saw people playing it on the internet

9:22

and I had to get it. And I'm addicted to this game. I'm

9:26

a full on hell diver, drew full on hell Diver. Now it don't

9:31

roll your eyes, Laura, I'm protecting the galaxy. I'm protecting you and

9:35

the rest of the planet. You were saying that it's that it's so popular

9:39

that it's crashing the server. It is. They've got server problems. It took me like fifteen minutes to get into a game right now. That means

9:43

it's good. They do great about it. It's just a co op game.

9:46

You're fighting aliens. It's like the movie Galactic Quest with ten Mallon.

9:50

Is that the movie? I think, so, just fighting aliens. Oscar

9:56

Award winning Quality film, Quality American film Lord doesn't know true cinema, so

10:01

don't listen to what she has to say. But that movie is coo. This is such a great game. There's even guides on the internet, Like

10:07

I saw a video on this TikTok last night. This girl was like, if your boyfriend's playing Hell Divers, here's what you need to do to relate

10:13

with them, and she just had a whole list of like this is au

10:16

cop only good bugs a dead bug. Yeah, you guys like a little

10:20

tutorial. But it's so where can you play this game? It's just on

10:22

PS five and PC right now? Okay, but I'm playing it on the

10:26

PC and it's it's a blast. So uh yeah, when you talk about

10:30

your tarot card, Laura, I was the last time I talked about tarot

10:33

cards in here? Well you try not to because we roll our eyes just like you roll the same courtesy. No, no, but we're friends in

10:41

here. We should be able to talk about the things that you love. That's right. And if you know, no matter what you want, whatever,

10:46

you talk to me about it anyway. You sent me a picture of

10:50

your customized controller the other day. Very cool. It's even got my name

10:54

on it. It's true that way it doesn't get stolen, that's right.

11:00

I spent one hundred and twenty nine dollars on this custom Xbox controller. It's

11:03

good. It says Atomic Tanner on it, which is my gamer tag.

11:07

Can you use it across like? Can you use it on my PC?

11:09

I can? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, See Laura has multiple purposes.

11:13

Look at that Can you use it on your Xbox You can, that's because

11:16

it's an Xbox controller. Can you use it on your PlayStation? Yeah,

11:18

no you can't. It's a different button. Ski I know, what the

11:22

hell that's true? Mm hmmm. It would be nice if they all played

11:26

it, played along, but it's like iPhone. If you saw me play,

11:28

if you saw me defend the Galaxy Lord, you'd be impressed. I

11:31

promise, debatable, debatable, fighting for you. She's not appreciative trying to

11:37

save you. I'm trying to save you. All right, Listen, this

11:41

has gone viral. This story is insane because we've all seen video clips from

11:45

people on the on airplanes fighting. We just saw one last week of it

11:48

was earlier this week, just two like grown ass men beating each other's ass

11:52

and like Row c D Yeah, I don't under I don't I don't understand.

11:58

I guess it's Row ninety n D Yeah, yes, yes, but

12:05

anyway, these guys were just throwing cuts. This dude actually had to be

12:09

restrained and taped to his seat and they had to tape his ankles down and

12:13

everything because he tried to open the airplane door. Emergency. Seeing this a

12:20

lot lately, and I don't know why it keeps happening. Now, do

12:24

you I feel like as soon as you go for the door, it's well

12:28

deserved to tape, right. I mean, you're going to save everyone,

12:31

you don't say. Let's see how this plays out. Take that guy to

12:35

the ground. Passengers on American Airlines flight from Albuquerque to Chicago restrained a passenger

12:39

who attempted to open the plane door. A passenger on the flight posted to

12:43

Twitter. Uh, because I refuse to call it x, he says,

12:46

quote, me and five other dudes had to wrestle him to the aisle,

12:52

duct tape his legs, and throw flexcuffs on him. Dude, how do

12:56

you feel about that guy? Living out your dreams? Tanner? Because you

13:00

always wanted to be the person who tear it tapes? Very jealous of these

13:03

guys. They dolphined his legs. Once your feet are together, it just

13:05

shut it down. There's a video circulating online and of police escorting the same

13:09

dude off the plane down those little steps where like it's his crew members usually

13:13

use. So did he have to hop? I think they it looked like

13:18

they had cut his his That's too bad. They should have made him hot.

13:24

But this man was on the flight, and he describes the entire scene.

13:26

So apparently the passenger sitting next to the dude before he did this,

13:30

they heard him say I got to get off this plane. I got it off this plane. And he tried to open the door because he was on

13:35

the emergency road. And I would I would have immediately stood up and been

13:41

like, everybody, hell, this guy's right, and I would be even

13:46

if I was already attacking him. I feel like I would be screaming for help the whole time. Absolutely, you knowah what triggers that, And you've

13:52

got to say it out aloud to make sure people know that you're not.

13:54

Yeah, who's the bad guy? This guy's try to open the door,

13:56

and then you just throw him in the meanest choke on. I just feel

13:58

like slamming the attendant button, like cause six three is a lot of dude.

14:05

Though. If he's a big dude, and if he's hammered, you

14:09

know, I don't know if he's hammered, but chances are he's something almost

14:11

like what's his condition? When he walks on the plane, he looks is

14:16

he he looks like? Is he he looked dowe and to me, I

14:20

know, he looked like he'd been through a lot, so that could have

14:22

been he could be hungover and just he also was duct taped on a plane,

14:24

so yeah, that could have been a little shook. But I mean

14:28

like they don't Yeah, but if you're acting suspicious going through a ts A

14:33

checkpoint, like they're not going to let you on the plane. So like

14:35

like that's what I that's what I want to know about these people. It's

14:37

like, at what point do you start to ass out, Well, there's

14:41

all past the past those people. And on top of that, a lot

14:45

of people consume before they go, like they'll take a pill and then he'll

14:50

drink on top of that pill, and that pill has really kicked in until

14:52

about right. Remember when I was going to Disneyland, I showed up to

14:56

the airport three hours early and I went straight to Henry in the airport and

15:01

got hammered, right, And you know, that could have been exactly what

15:03

that guy did. Emma Rich was also on the plane and she shot the

15:07

video that's being shared on social media, and you can see a couple of

15:11

people tackle this guy and you could see him on the aisle in the middle.

15:15

You know, like on the on the stomach in the middle of the aisle. Yeah, and uh yeah, anyway, she describes what happened.

15:20

Don't love that. Don't love that. I swear that needs like an X.

15:24

You should have to be able to have to move a couple more levers,

15:28

so like you could watch somebody's screws. It shouldn't be that easy.

15:31

But at the same time, you're trying to get out if there's a fire

15:33

inside the plane and you're trying to get out before it to the right right,

15:37

Yeah, and we're cooked. It's really crazy. Everyone just needs to

15:41

calm the hell down in airports and an airplane and they're going to cut alcohol off for everyone, and they're going to ruin it for everybody. The FAA

15:46

has already received two hundred and six reports of unruly passengers since January first.

15:52

Yeah, chill out, people. I mean, that's gonna be so lame

15:54

if it just becomes a sanitary, just sanitized experience. Got to wear suits

16:00

again and no cocktail. And I feel like if they bring that back,

16:06

they should let us smoke cigarettes on the plane again. Yeah, just take

16:08

the edge. Yeah, full circle all right, coming up here in about

16:12

an hour we got tickets to go see Tom Sigar hang On. Oh Hi,

16:17

good morning. For some reason, I I was waiting for you. I thought we were doing sports. I don't know why. We can roll

16:22

through that whenever you want. We do have that video of the guy who

16:26

tried to open the plane door the other day. Gee, he just tried

16:30

to open the door, the emergency door, and and about five passengers tackled

16:34

this dude and they had to They had to duct tape his ankles and they

16:37

restrained him to the ground. I think they may have may have taped him

16:41

to a seat. But are you just wrestling that guy at that point or

16:45

you dropping like elbows and like I would. I feel like you almost have

16:48

to because this man was six foot three. I told you a little bit.

16:52

This is my dream. I so badly want to be on a plane

16:56

and help restrain somebody else. I want to duct tape somebody to a seat.

17:00

I want to help hold an arm down, even if I just get

17:02

one leg. If I'm just a guy that holds one leg, fine, and I want to be screaming America the whole sup persisting. The problem The

17:10

problem with that, though, is that do you want a passenger who is

17:14

trying to open the emergency exit door midflight on your plane. You know what

17:18

I mean? Are you going to be traumatized after the whole event. I

17:23

prefer to have a clean flight, but if the flight gets hairy, I

17:26

want to be one traumatiz but I'll be a traumatized hero. So it's a

17:30

small price to It's a dream of mine, honestly, but these people did

17:33

it. And the videos online one of five nine in the brew dot com

17:37

just click on Tanner, Drew and Laura Uh. You can also see an

17:41

unrually neighbor throw a bunch of stuff out of his apartment, like he threw

17:45

his entire apartment out of his window. You see him throwing chairs why literally

17:51

like a dresser was he moving. He's like, I don't need to hire movers. I'll just dump it off the balcony. It's got to be a

17:59

tweet. It's got to be tweak situation. They just they're organizing because in

18:03

the video he's oh my god, he looks half naked for one well,

18:07

and he's just throwing like he's just throwing clothes He's throw and this is all

18:11

day like it looks like it started earlier in the days. It's like a

18:15

disgruntled like did he just go through a bad breakup? Are these his girlfriend's

18:18

belongings? Like? What the they just says he's an unruly neighbor throwing items

18:22

out of his apartment. You'd be half naked too, if you're throwing stuff

18:25

out the window all day. He's gotta be hotter than his hard work. Whoa Shirtlet anyway? Go see his videos are online one of five nine in

18:33

there dot com. Just click on Tanner, Drew and Laura. All right,

18:37

coming up here around seven thirty, We've got another keyword for you for

18:41

your shot or sorry, not a keyword, but your chance actually a tickets to go see comedian Tom Segura. Yes, seven thirty this morning, listen

18:47

to win Happy Thursday. It's one of five nine in the brew Tanner, Drew and Laura. Later on this morning, we are going to talk to

18:52

Marissa from the Oregon Food Bank and U find out how we did at Bacon

18:56

and Beer last Friday. Oh yeah, how much money we collect four people

19:00

in need? How much food we collected for people in need? So that's

19:03

coming up actually around nine o'clock this morning, we'll talk to her. But

19:07

again thanks to everyone who donated. And and I don't know, we don't

19:12

have a QR coat online anymore, beef, I don't believe so. But

19:15

they can go to the organ Food Bank if they're interested in donating, because

19:18

ten dollars turns into thirty meals. So everything has been taking down since bacon

19:22

and Beer is over. But that doesn't that doesn't keep you from being able

19:26

to do it whenever you want. Sure, yeah, because they've got stuff

19:29

on their site and you can find that through our site as well, one

19:32

of five nine the brew dot com. And again, ten dollars turns to

19:34

thirty meals, so it's pretty pretty incredible. We'll talk to Marisa later on

19:38

today and find out how many meals we're gonna be serving up. That's right,

19:44

Get your gulagh. Yeah, we have somela. What is gulash.

19:48

Gulash is like a pasta dish. It's kind of like if you took your

19:52

lasagna and just like yeah or it, or if you took spaghetti mix the

19:56

sauce with it, but you use macaroni. Yeah, it's like alba macar

20:03

Okay, because it sounds terrible, it's just the word Google it sounds.

20:07

It's red sauce, it's meat, it's cheese, it's noodle. It's something

20:12

a child would enjoy eating, which means Tanner would love it. Yeah.

20:17

Honestly, I was talking to Cases the other day and I was like,

20:19

man, me and your son eat the exact same, the same. Yeah,

20:23

we do. Like he was like, grilled cheese, sandwich, cheesecase,

20:26

dia, burritos, pizza, pizza, sums it up. I've got

20:30

an aunt like that. She visited from the East Coast and she ate like

20:33

a ten year old the entire time, Like we'd get it somewhere. It's

20:37

like I want pizza, but it's I can only have pepperoni. I'm like,

20:40

you're sixty five years embrace it. But yeah, you do what you

20:45

do. Uh yeah, So anyway, fact kid, I think it's no,

20:51

it's not fat, it's you know what you like. My son's whole existence for like eleven years was bread and cheese. There was Yeah, it

20:57

was just like a slice of cheese and and bread or any combination of bread

21:00

and cheese. So a grilled cheese, cheese pizza. His lunch was just

21:07

plain bread and cheese, no condiments. He didn't want any to just bread

21:11

and cheese so drowned. If he ever went to jail, he would sail

21:15

right through it. I love this And he's a big kid. Yeah,

21:18

I mean living on cheese and bread, to be by myself to give you

21:22

cheese sandwiches every day, it's amazing. Does he ever poop? I'm probably

21:26

yeah, because I love lumber comes once a week. One of my one

21:30

of my favorite little snacks is cheese and pretzels. And sometimes I'll go on,

21:33

I'll get I'll go on a tear and I'll eat way too much cheese

21:36

and the next day I'll be paying for it, locked up because I am

21:38

acon just in the bathroom, all locked up, can't do anything. Yeah,

21:44

how delicious is it? And they're sweating. Yeah. I can't handle

21:47

cheese as much as I get older, but I am so jealous of the eating of a great piece of cheese. But I believe that's why he's got

21:53

some of his size. I think all the hormones exactly. He turned him

21:59

into a dairy a whole man. Well, I got a We have another

22:03

edition of The Dumbass of the Day here, but there's so many it's hard

22:07

to pick. Yeah, I could give you. I can give you options.

22:10

Oh Fielder's choice. Yeah, I suppose you could do that. And

22:14

intruder spills fifteen thousand gallons of wine. Or a Florida man broke into a

22:18

home to drink hot cocoa. Well, I mean, I do love some

22:22

hot coco. I don't know if i'd call that guy a dumb ass.

22:26

It's a kind of a dumb ass. And that's just that's his Florida thing.

22:30

You know, it just happens. It's got to get some coco,

22:33

all right. Well, an intruder was caught on camera opening tanks at a

22:37

winery in Spain and spilling over fifteen thousand gallons of wine. What a waste,

22:41

Jose Moro, twenty one years old, says. The winery says that

22:48

about two point seven million dollars worth of veno was wasted. Oh god,

22:52

man, jeez, that's a cat. That must have made some good wine.

22:56

Not a wine, Carlos Rozi. The wine was insured, but it

23:00

only costs It only covers the cost of the grapes, I guess, okay,

23:03

not the cost of the final product. That's god bonkers because the price

23:08

of grapes compared to a bottle of wine or in two. You know,

23:12

it's astronomy, two different realms. Yeah, for sure, the winery says

23:15

the person in the footage appears to know their way around the winery. They

23:19

are someone unbalanced with an evil. That's the quote. Someone unbalanced with an

23:25

evil that I've never seen in my life, an evil that I've come on.

23:27

I mean, it's a serious offense, but it's wine at the end

23:32

of the day, and I'd be calling him all kinds of because you either,

23:37

he says, you either steal wine or you drink it. You don't

23:40

throw it away, is what he says. You could have stolen it. That is fair. He didn't even you know, yeah, he didn't even

23:47

steal it. They think it's like a scorned former employee or something. That's

23:51

what it sounds like. If he knows his way around them. Maybe get

23:55

him right, or maybe he was he had a tour of the winery and was like, I'm gonna come back here one night. The story the whole

24:00

place, this whole place up. I don't know, but maybe these people

24:03

start over. But there it is because wine, you know, the wine's

24:07

got a age. It's not like you can just be like, Okay,

24:10

we're gonna make more wine for next year. They're out of They're out of

24:14

luck for a long time. Yeah, that's probably going to screw them up

24:17

for at least a season, maybe two, because now what do you do?

24:19

You don't have any products. John Oliver had a great joke on Sunday

24:23

Night's episode. He was talking about wine. He's like, wine is just

24:26

a terrible drink. I mean, think about how it's described. Oh it's complex that, or it's you know, it's exquisite and all these words.

24:32

And he's like, it's just a terrible drink, dry and oaky. Yeah, yeah, Oh you literally described the taste of dirt in the ground,

24:41

the notes of chocolate and tree bark. And you know what's funny about that

24:45

is like, anytime you drink wine, have you ever been like, oh,

24:48

yeah, I can really taste of chocolate in there. No, Like,

24:52

I'm convinced that people who are super into it are pretending it's like terrible

24:59

fancy. I tried to drink wine ones because Game of Thrones really makes you

25:02

want to drink it. Yeah, because they drink it all the time, and so I tried it. I've had it a few times, but I

25:07

tried it again after a few years and I had a headache within fifteen minutes.

25:10

Yeah. In fact, the wine hangovers are no joke. Yeah.

25:12

The notes they're looking for is the twenty three percent alcohol by volume. Those

25:15

are the notes they're looking for exactly. It's more of like the slothy,

25:19

stony drunk if you like it though, Like I don't drink wine anymore,

25:22

but and it's expensive Amy drinks that I wish she would go back to Seltzer.

25:26

It's much cheaper, but it's it's more of that like boom, it's

25:30

Netflix and chill up. Could you imagine being sitting at a table and then

25:34

you swirl it around and then you smell it, like commenting on the legs

25:41

and like the mouth feel, and just just let it sit here and it's

25:45

going to open up and it's going to be amazing. Like that's a terrible

25:48

drink. Yeah, I mean, god, I don't have that when you

25:52

go wine tasting. And the only thing I ever come back with, like

25:56

when it is knowledge is that I got wasted. I know. That's the

25:59

whole thing is like, well this get me drunk. Cool, let's go

26:02

all right, in a few minutes. We've got tickets to go see Tom Segurro. We'll play roll news or fake news. Hang on, Well,

26:07

Kaylin de Boor has taken over at Alabama. Sad deal for the Washington Huskies,

26:12

and while they are quite a rival to the schools here in the state

26:15

of Oregon, it was nice to see a Pac twelve team all the way

26:19

in the National Championship. But that was a tough week. You were in

26:22

the Natty and then all of a sudden you lose your coach by Friday.

26:26

That was five days from almost a champion to no coach, and your coach

26:30

goes to where Nick Saban had left. And it was Alabama's history, the

26:36

tradition that scares people. But Debor says he's not running from the history of

26:41

anything. That was on Pat McAfee. And it was funny because Debor said

26:45

that he's talking about Bear Bryant, who was the greatest coach before Saban.

26:49

So things are forgotten if you win football games. Speaking of football games,

26:55

you know, I think a lot of us grew up playing NCAA football on

27:00

EA Sports. I mean it was you could you had the numbers of the

27:03

players and you could kind of just play with your team, and then all

27:07

of a sudden they realized they weren't getting paid. The game got canceled for

27:10

many years, and now it's back and each player in the game will get

27:14

six hundred dollars and a copy of the game, and if they are used

27:18

season after season, they'll get paid again. But that's quite a paycheck.

27:22

The EA Sports says, we are now the biggest college football program in the

27:26

country. If you think about it. Wow, there's just sports. Hey

27:29

you minch all right, coming up next, we got tickets to go see

27:32

comedian Tom Segura at the Motor Center in April, and we're gonna play world

27:34

News or Fake News for you chance to win. We need callers ten and

27:38

eleven right now. Eight six six four four five one oh five nine is

27:42

the phone over. It's eight six six four four five one oh five nine.

27:48

We'll play for Tom Sagara tickets. Right after Stained Happy Thursday. It's

27:51

Tanner, Drew and Laura Happy Thursday coming up here. At the top of

27:56

the hour. Somebody on the show got Jerry duty and and it was actually

28:02

like a serious trial. Yeah, it's for real. We'll tell you what's

28:06

going on here at the top of the hour. But somebody's stomach dropped and

28:08

they saw this yesterday, so wow, we'll got a laugh to hear that.

28:18

I don't know one of my many anyway, eight o'clock this morning,

28:22

listening for that. We all this week have tickets to go see comedian Tom

28:26

Segura, who I love watching a podcast with him and Bert last night talking

28:30

about Shane Gillis hosting SNL this weekend and how proud of them. They are

28:34

so funny. Yeah, and they were saying, like Tomur was saying,

28:38

like, dude, he was telling us about the conversation he had with Shane

28:44

and he's like, dude, you won. Yeah, because he got kicked

28:48

off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he got fired from SNL. They

28:52

hired him. They made the big announcement. Then like some jokes surfaced that

28:56

some people found a fence in we can't, We can't. And I heard

29:00

the clips and I didn't think they sounded that bad to me. It was

29:03

just it was they were jokes, and maybe they didn't work out too well,

29:07

and it's a joke. It's it's different when things are said in hate and in anger, and he's he's not a hateful dude. He's a good

29:11

guy. Sl obviously figured that out and realized that they probably made a mistake.

29:15

And even when he tells the story, Lauren Michaels is like, ah,

29:18

this sucks that I have to do this. But Tom Sieger was like,

29:22

dude, you won. You know them asking you back? Is you

29:26

just owning the situation? Yeah? And full circle, who gets uncanceled anymore?

29:30

Yeah? Yeah. But also it wasn't he going to be like on

29:33

on the Shower double wins being host because now you don't go back to bigger.

29:40

He's bigger than that now totally like this is this is better than anything

29:44

that could have actually happened. I think honestly, him getting fired kind of helped his career. We all learned who he was. That's how I found

29:48

out who he was. I didn't even know who Shane Gillis was before that

29:52

next thing. You know, he's making me laugh about George Washington's teeth.

29:56

So now he's one of my favorite commedy. He's probably my top five right

29:59

now. He's great, and so I was it was cool to hear Tom

30:02

just and there was maybe a cent of jealousy there because has never been on

30:08

SNL. But I think he could. I don't think so. Yeah,

30:11

for sure. I feel like Tom, I'm kind of surprised it hasn't happened

30:14

already. Yeah, bir it's just too annoying. Yeah, take my shirt

30:18

off. I heard Shane Gillis talking in an interview the other day and he

30:22

was saying that he was doing this podcast and they had this like they did

30:25

a case off, so to two sets of doubles. They crack a case

30:30

of beer each and whoever finishes first. He said he drank eighteen beers God

30:33

in one podcast. Jesus eighteen. I mean seeing him, I mean he

30:41

certainly looks like eighteen and the keg there. Anyway, I'm looking forward to

30:45

seeing that. That's this weekend. By the way, Shane gillisays SNL this

30:48

Saturday night, so great. I'll be watching that. Let's play this now,

30:52

all right, I'm gonna read off some news headlines. Some are real, some are completely made up. You just got to point out which is

30:57

which. To get the Tom Cigaret tickets. Yeah, let's go to Kayla

31:02

calling from Camus. Good morning, Kayla from Camus, Good morning. How's

31:07

it going out in Camus today? Uh? You know it's kind of nice

31:11

out here this morning, So all right, that's good. Fell Short of

31:18

that, you were going to really roll into something. I like looking at

31:21

Houseborn, as you guys know, and I was just looking at some beautiful homes and cavus and I was like, man, yeah, how long has

31:26

it drive to get to port? Great place? You should move out here? Camas is not that far. It's like, it's how far I would

31:33

call it thirty minutes. Yeah, I'm I'm I don't know. I'm thinking

31:36

about it's nice out there, nice and peaceful. All right. You know

31:40

how to play the game, yes, yeah, all right, you gotta

31:42

get to You got to get three to win, and again if you lose,

31:45

you have to listen to us, give your time, Sigurit tickets to somebody who did nothing. They're just sitting waiting for you to blow it.

31:51

Okay, all right, play real news art railer, fake Kayla guy,

31:59

trick out toy car to go over ninety miles an hour? Real? Is

32:05

that a real story? Well, but the shocks on that bad boy,

32:10

oh man, if that took a kid's ankles out, oh man, would

32:14

not be walking for a done reel or fake bride furious when groom has a

32:19

life sized cake replica standing at altar during the wedding. What real on that

32:28

one too? Is that a real story? Oh? Cake to be true?

32:36

Realer? Fake mom faces backlash over naming daughter Harlot. Oh, I

32:44

think that's a real one. Is that a real one? It's a real

32:47

story. You get one more? Right? The tickets are yours, Kleenex

32:54

launching soft sandpaper tissue that exfoliates when you blow your nose across. That's hard.

33:04

Also real fingers crossed? Oh your nose? And two it's down to

33:12

this here we go. Really fake study People who watch lots of TV go

33:16

to the bedroom at night more. I think it's real. Is that a

33:22

real story? Yeah? Yeah, that's right. People watch lots of TV

33:34

go to Yeah what I said, what did you think? Go to the

33:38

bathroom? I do that myself. So I'm like, I spend a lot

33:43

of time in my room because I got my TV in here when I'm winded

33:45

down, you know, so I don't. I've got a TV in the

33:49

bedroom. I bought it and I literally have turned it on once and that

33:52

was I think the night I got it. And I don't know why I have it in there. I just feel like that's my sacred space. It's

33:58

like I don't want distract is in my bedroom, like I'll i'll read a

34:00

book or you know, journal or whatever, but I don't on screens in

34:05

my room. I used to be able to. I could only sleep with

34:07

the TV on, like something being on the TV the radio. Now I

34:10

always hate that because then when you wake up in the middle of the night,

34:13

it's still on, and it's just like have you ever heard that feeling

34:16

fall in asleep with the TV on and you're dreaming with whatever you're hearing.

34:20

Yeah, especially like when you back in the back in the old DVD days

34:23

when it would come back to the menu screen in the same song would just

34:25

like repeat over and over. And I can't stand the theme of the Office

34:30

for that reason, and the theme from Old School, Yeah, it's that

34:39

repeat. Great movies, you just don't have that looping intro. It makes

34:45

me want to fight people right now, All right, hang on the phone, we'll get your tickets to Tom Sigura. You know, I don't know

34:52

why they haven't like Tom and and done like a tour together. No,

34:58

I think they'd murder each other. Well, they did the podcast for two

35:00

hours and go your separate way. It does seem like Tom gets a lot

35:05

of themselves and buses and come on, they're big enough, they'll have their own tour buses. They don't have to sit with each other all day.

35:10

Yeah, but I do feel like it's like, that's why you don't room

35:13

with your best friend, you know, because by the end of it, you're not best friends anymore because you just can't stand each other. Plus Tom's

35:19

like, I'm doing the Motor Center without Burt. You know, Bert does

35:22

the Motor Center. Why not? But they probably this way they each get

35:27

a full I just think, well, how big that I mean, because

35:30

I would think that that would sell out. That to sell out, well,

35:32

they just launched a vodka as well, so if that's doing pretty good,

35:36

the world is going to be different for them. I remember hearing one podcast episode of Two Bears One Cave, and they were saying, like they

35:42

found out how much money they were getting paid for that podcast, and Tom

35:45

Segura was making like thirty four grand an episode, and uh Bert found out

35:50

and he goes, how much are you making? He goes, I make two grand an episode. Oh my god. So they didn't tell Bert Bert

35:57

Kreischer immediately goes to his age and we're gonna have to podcast is on Tom's

36:04

channel, right, So that would make sense. He's got operating costs that

36:07

get lumped into that too. Yeah, and this is probably blatantly probably more

36:10

to blatantly operating costs. What does that even mean? I'm I supposed to

36:16

tell you that my name's on the check. What do you want me to

36:19

do about it? Yeah? All right, take you to grand and get

36:21

out of here, your little whiner. Put the shirt on. Well, we got more tickets to go see Tom tomorrow, so makes sure listening to

36:28

the chance at one of five nine dot com. Well, this morning cell phone outage which was thought to be over, apparently he's getting worse. Thousands

36:36

of people across the country are being affected this morning by a cellular outage,

36:39

primarily a T and T users calls you still and who do you have?

36:46

You have T Mobile? There have been some Verizon and some T mobile outages,

36:52

but primarily it's primarily AT and T customers. Hell's going on? You

36:58

know? This is what happened in the beginning of Terminator three. I'm just saying, I know it is a little I mean when I've found out about

37:04

this this morning, I was like, that's so spare you said that there

37:07

some people are having trouble even dialing nine one one. Yeah, you can't

37:09

text, you can't use your phone, you can't access the internet, and

37:14

that does include access to nine one one. So you said terminator three,

37:19

Is that mean we all need to go steal dog viking in? That's exactly

37:22

what happens. I think that's what happens. It's actually it's stuff that they

37:25

used to neuter dogs. Oh I remember that. When I call you,

37:29

it just says the person you're trying to reach cannot take calls at this time.

37:31

Yeah, like how they say it like that, like it's my fault,

37:35

it's your fault. This person's build might not be paid, that's your

37:38

fault. Man, it just said tanner bound to check. I wish they

37:43

would say, like we're having technical issues. Yeah. No, they're not going to acknowledge it. You know, they want you to think it's you.

37:49

Well, so is this a terrorist attack or because it's affecting multiple service?

37:52

I don't if you can't check your TikTok it basically is can I not

37:57

check my talk? Like? Oh my god about that you're on the Wi

38:00

Fi. I would guess no, I'm getting some talks. Yeah, because

38:07

you know it's not letting me know. All right, so your phone is

38:09

useless? Good to know? Nice use it to hold down paper. You

38:13

should just smash it? Oh yeah, can we why we have jumped the

38:15

conclusions once an hour? And I don't want to smash my stuff. But

38:21

that's weird, Like but seriously, what's what's why is this happening? Is this a time? You know? Because the AT and T like nobody's acknowledging

38:28

it, Like everyone knows it's happening, but the carriers having to come out and set the AT and T girls gonna explain this all in a commercial and

38:36

about two we have. Can I say that I don't know? That sounds

38:39

very fishy to me. Sound I'm more afraid now that it's also T Mobile.

38:45

When it's just one, you're like, oh right, get get it together, people. But now multiple cell phone carriers, if you've got Verizon,

38:52

looks like you're the safest at this point, they say there the outages

38:55

aren't impacting their network directly, but of course if you're trying to each somebody

39:00

who has team mobile or AT and T or something. You might have some problems. An unmanned spacecraft is set to land on the Moon today in the

39:07

first US lunar landing attempt since the Apollo era. It's spent about fifty years

39:13

now. This mission, developed by NASA and Intuitive Machines, will aim to

39:17

land the Odysseus spacecraft they're calling it Odie near the Lunar cell Pull at about

39:23

two point fifty this afternoon. If successful, it would mark the first vehicle

39:28

a US vehicle on the Moon in more than fifty years. The lander actually

39:31

has some Portland connections. It's partly wrapped with fabric from the outdoor outfitter Columbia

39:39

Sports Fair, so that's pretty cool. Their omni Heat Infinity fabric is used

39:46

in several of the brand's outdoor jackets and boots, and now it's on this

39:51

lunar lander as well, so hopefully it makes a safe landing. Coverage of

39:54

this event will stream live starting at about one o'clock this afternoon. Story's one

40:00

of five nine the brew dot Com. Thank you h much. Coming up

40:04

next, we want to know have you ever received jury duty and what was

40:08

the case for you know, was it a U a tweaker attacking somebody.

40:15

I don't know that could be. Were you the tweaker? Yeah? Were you the tweaker? Uh? More of your calls coming up after Metallica.

40:20

It's Tanner, Drew and Laura. Yeah. Have you ever received jury duty?

40:27

If you did? What was the case for eight six six four four

40:30

five nine? And I understand you know, like I've I've gotten the summons

40:34

a few times where you have to call, but I've never actually had to

40:37

do it. But somebody on the show did, so you never even had

40:40

to go down I never even had to go down to the Big House like

40:43

you did that one time. And I've been on grand jury back when we lived in the Huge, but never like a big like crazy and grand jury.

40:52

That's big deal here. I don't think you're allowed to talk about that like at all right after the fact when the case time. No, especially

40:59

when I did crimes against kids, the worst thing you can be given.

41:02

So somebody got a Jerry summons yesterday? Who was it? It was me?

41:10

Yeah, And I beef water in here made an interesting point earlier.

41:16

It's probably other areas right there, but it's probably because I am a new

41:22

registered voter you know. I mean it's I've lived in my place for less

41:28

than two years now, so I'm sure that probably they live in Crime County

41:32

and that there's a crime six minutes mister Lakes swego over here. We didn't

41:37

even talk about that homicide next door to your house the other day, but that's one. And then there's the the list human trafficking they kick, Yeah,

41:50

they kicked the door and at a massage parlor. All the cool stuff

41:53

happens over by Drew's house. Yeah. But yeah. So I get the

41:58

letter in the mail and I see it. I'm like, Maltnomi count Me.

42:04

I love the malt Knowmi's Maltnomah count County Courts. I'm like, I

42:07

know exactly what this is. I opened it, I'm like, oh damn

42:10

it, jury summ's because I haven't uh when I was living in Michigan.

42:15

So that was a long long time ago. I had to go through the

42:17

whole process, like I showed up and they went around and questioned everybody,

42:22

and then I ended up not making it on the jury. But that's as close as I've come. But it's been a long time. But you started

42:27

reading the fine print. I started reading it and I was like, oh,

42:30

well, hold on a second, this could be interesting because it turns

42:36

out it's for a murder whoa, oh my god. Murder was the case

42:43

that they gave her, I know, And all of a sudden, I

42:45

was like, actually, this sounds kind of fun. That's the only time

42:49

I would ever really want to be on a jury is if it's a murder

42:52

trial. Yeah, And then I felt bad. I was like, should I not be excited about this? But I'm kind of excited about it.

42:57

I'm so surprised. And I saw the paperwork too. You've showed like a

43:00

little snippet, not most of the paperwork. But I'm surprised that they gave

43:05

that detail ahead of jury selection because when I've been sent down there, you're

43:09

in a very gray area where it's like it is a it is a serious

43:14

crime, or it's a financial crime. Like they don't normally drop the M

43:19

bomb. I didn't think, well, it was even it was even more

43:21

specific. It was like, this is a murder trial, but it's not

43:24

a death penalty case. Okay, yeah, so the line is this case

43:29

involves the charge of murder, but it is not a death penalty case.

43:31

That's the y. So I was also surprised to see that because I always

43:36

kind of thought it's like you get what you get and you find out when you get there to right. I mean, here's the thing though, if

43:40

you get if you get sequestered or something, that means you're not going to

43:44

be on the show two weeks because then it gave the dates. It's like,

43:50

this is when you have to show up, and then if you get chosen, this is how long you have to commit to being on the trial.

43:54

At least two weeks. And that's exactly why I had to do the

43:58

kind of jury that I did, because it was Fridays only and we were

44:00

doing a radio show. It's like, as soon as I saw that summons,

44:04

I'm like, this isn't great for the group and now grated, that's

44:07

pretty selfish of me and not your crime county. But right, And it's

44:10

not like every day after trial you could be like, so what did you

44:13

talk about today? Like there's no there's no alive, right, I would

44:20

have to know some sort of detail. It would be kind of fun because afterwards then you're allowed to talk about it, like then you have a little

44:25

more freedom. I don't know that like you'll even even be chosen. I

44:30

know, because you still have well that day. Yeah, you have to

44:34

call in. You have to call in the day before to see if your

44:37

number is even chosen. But I was thinking about that yesterday. I was

44:39

like, because of my job, I don't know. I will tell you

44:43

straight up. I tried that, and that's how I got on that.

44:46

That's how I got on that jury. I stood up in front of everyone

44:51

and the judge is at the front of the room and I said to him, Hey, man, I do this show. I'm in the media,

44:55

and I said the name of the show. He looked right through me.

44:59

He had no idea what I was talking about. And then he was like, I don't see a conflict, see, And then I'm like I raised

45:04

my and again I stood back up. I'm like, I don't think so. And that's when he gave me a little leeway and gave me Fridays they

45:09

don't care well because you're not. It's like I said, it's not like

45:13

you're allowed to talk. I wonder if you're saying, what does it matter. I can't help myself. I'm a don't choose me. Yeah, well

45:19

that might help if you could say that'd be like I'm gonna blab to everybody.

45:22

I don't care what you say. Yeah, I mean, now, didn't you get chosen for jury duty once because you answered some questions that didn't

45:27

like? Yeah, they asked me a question and I answered it wrong on

45:30

purpose. I wanted to get out of there. But it's kind of a

45:34

threefold process. If I don't know if they do it the same in Portland

45:37

as they do in Vancouver, but like you do the phone thing, and then if your number gets called, then you got to go into like this

45:43

old corral. Yeah, and then and then you like get selected again if

45:45

you're gonna go in to hear about that, or you might not even because

45:50

Drew you didn't, right, You just want it around for hours and so

45:52

much dirty jobs, Like it was hours and hours, Like I remember I

45:55

was like communicating back to here, but it was just like I got more

45:59

dirty jobs going here. And then eventually they had picked the jury before they

46:02

got to us where you come back from lunch and they just sent us home.

46:07

The thing is is, if you know, I feel like most cases it's not there's a lot at steak, but a murder trial it's so much

46:12

more at stake take it so and I feel like you have to take it

46:15

seriously, you know, Yeah, I mean you should be taking it seriously

46:19

regardless. But yeah, this is I mean, this is someone's life.

46:22

Now. You will notice when you get there because you're a law abiding citizen.

46:24

I know Laura will follow the rules on this. But when I was

46:28

there, I was very jealous of the thirty or forty people who chose just

46:31

not to come. I mean, nobody's gonna call them. They were ballsy.

46:36

But yeah, nothing happened to that. Well, we want to know this morning. Have you ever ended up on a jury? Did you get

46:42

jury duty? And what was the case? I'm assuming you can talk about

46:45

it now, right, Yeah? Yeah? Was it a murder? Was

46:47

it grand larceny? Was it? Was it a creepster? Yeah? Just

46:51

some guided trench code out of palace books? Who knows your calls? Text

46:55

and talkbacks coming up. I've always liked playing college football on NCAA, EA

47:02

Sports version whatever console it was ever on growing up, and it was nice

47:07

because then the numbers were the same, they would get the attributes the same

47:10

on the players. And it wasn't until a few guys kind of shook their

47:15

head and said, wait a second, you make a lot of money off this, and where all the likenesses that you're using. Did it go away?

47:21

You thought that maybe they would fix the problem. They just shelfed it

47:23

and right, well, we only do professional sports. Well, now that

47:27

you can actually pay these kids, they decided let's just pay them too.

47:30

So it's six hundred dollars a person. Now you're thinking, okay, that's

47:35

not a ton of money. It's eleven thousand athletes that they're going to pay

47:39

just for this game alone. So you can do the math yourself. It's

47:43

a ton of cash. But it's up to eighty five players per school.

47:46

And if say you become the next Bo Jackson or you're a Marcus Moriota where

47:51

you're going to be on the classic teams on the game, you'll just keep

47:53

getting paid every year that they put your player in that game. So it

47:58

is a check that roll in on a regular basis, maybe not the biggest

48:02

one of some of their careers, but it's a step in the right direction,

48:06

and it gets the game back on the shelf for the selfish gamers out

48:08

there who would like to have their college football. Also. Finally, Kaylin

48:13

de Boor who has left Washington. We all know that now, just five

48:16

days after losing the National Championship and heading off to Alabama for greener pastors.

48:22

But people always say, don't be the guy after the guy, you know,

48:25

like when Howard Sterns went too serious, they were like, you don't

48:29

want to be the guy who follows him. And it's been the moniker ever since. Well, Debor knows what that's all about. When on Pat McAfee

48:35

and said this, Yeah, Saban walked into a program where Bear Bryant won

48:39

three hundred and twenty three games. He's the statue out front, the bronze

48:45

one. There will be one for Saban, but can deboor at his face. We'll see this year. There's the sports all right coming up next to

48:51

more of your calls, texts and talkbacks. We want to know if you've ever received a jury summons. Laura just did, and it's for a murder

48:58

truck. MIDA eight six six four four five one oh five nine is the

49:04

phone number your calls coming up After evanescence, It's Tanner, Drew and Laura

49:07

on the Brew do ed E D D D Happy Thursday. So Laura got

49:14

a summons for jury duty. And you know, at first she's like,

49:17

oh god, you know, just jerry duty. But then she starts reading

49:21

the fine print and what did it say. It said, yeah, the

49:27

case of Mida. That's right, And I thought it was I thought it

49:30

was interesting how specific it was. It's a murder trial, but it doesn't

49:34

involve the death penalty, which means likely no premeditation crime in the moment,

49:39

Yeah, something along those lines. So I was like, wondering which murder

49:43

trial this could be. I started googling, and we're even googling cases in

49:46

the studio now, like trying to figure it out. We can't. We

49:50

won't really know until Laura's if she gets chosen. Yeah, and then if

49:53

I get chosen, yeah, I feel like if I, if I get

49:57

chosen, after that, I'm I can't. I can't. Yeah, a

50:00

month or so probably, But but you know, there was a whole bunch

50:05

that that were that sounded like they could be and who knows when the murder

50:09

took place. You know, it could be years old. You know,

50:12

I hit the see more on the stories down there, and you know,

50:15

we we've discussed through a couple there is a handful of potential, like big,

50:21

huge cases that are coming up. So yeah, Casey just mentioned the

50:24

wrestler the famous happened. That's probably a ways out yet, but yeah,

50:29

that just happened a few days ago. How about the guy And not to

50:32

be kind of you know, dark, but the guy who killed his girlfriend

50:36

put her in the car, drove her to Scamania County, and then dumped

50:39

the body, but broke down and got busted. He was a rank in

50:44

Monoma County. It'd be one of many things for Laura's magical ride. But

50:50

we want to know if you've ever received a jury summons and what was the case for. We got a lot of talkbacks through the iHeartRadio app. Let's

50:57

get to some of those now, ye just go straight. Yeah, that's

51:01

how you skipped the jury duty used to make comments like that, get out

51:06

of it. Just the the the process to get chosen took a week.

51:09

It's a lot. How is the case cases? Good lord? No,

51:13

it was the dumbest thing I think she wrote. I think the name of her book was like how to kill Kill your husband or something. It was

51:19

national news because it's such a like are you kidding the moment? This ladies

51:22

really thought she was gonna get away with it. How to kill and get caught immediately. That's not good advice. So it's never a done case.

51:32

That's and I think that's for that caller earlier who's like I had already decided

51:37

before we got there. Well, that's why we have trials, and that's why this is America. Right, Let's go to the phones. Let's go

51:42

to Ryan. Good morning, you had jury duty? Thy good morning?

51:46

How are we doing? Got good brother? What's happening? Call? Then?

51:52

Uh? When I first got this starved down, the military had a

51:54

case out of CLACKHAMUS County that I got stumming four. Turns out it was

52:00

a retrial of a mass murder case from the eighties. WHOA wow, Like,

52:08

how many people did this guy? Or do we even want to know?

52:10

How many people did he did? He did? He off? Uh?

52:15

We're talking it was double digits. Oh my gosh. But so they

52:19

did? Were they retrying him? Because why like new evidence? Or did

52:22

he appeal or like what how does that whole thing work? Yeah? Apparently

52:27

it was appeal. He was trying to get a lesser sentence or something.

52:30

I don't know. I ended up getting out of it. Uh, because

52:32

you know, I did the whole dumb show up in a whole suit and

52:37

tie. Guy looked at me, or the judge looked at me and said, hey, you just got out of the military, right I was like,

52:43

yes, sir, my name, my son's in the Navy right now,

52:45

just deployed to the Middle East. Get out of here. You did

52:52

your service. You're constantly serving the country, So I think that's fair.

52:54

I like that, all right, dude. Thanks man, that's wild mass

52:59

murder case. Yeah, I don't know about that. Turn you around and

53:01

send you right back up the river. We're getting text messages on our Lazy

53:06

Boy text line. This one's from sixty six to seventy five. They say they don't select radio personalities for jury trials, Laura, so maybe they won't

53:12

choose you. That's not true, Drew shows you don't feel like that.

53:17

That can't be true. Yeah right, I'd just throw that one out there.

53:22

Let's see ninety four to fourteen says Elsewhere talk about sports. I don't

53:27

care about. Nineteen nineteen says woman in Beaverton caught drunk driving with empty bottles

53:30

of mouth washed in the back seat. I guess that's what that was his

53:34

case. Gotta let that person go. I always got a little listrene in

53:38

there. I'm just trying not to have breath right twenty two to sixty four

53:42

says I. I got summoned for jury duty for a trial regarding a man

53:45

putting a toilet camera in the bathroom in a bedroom and a for an exchange

53:52

student he was hosting. Yeah, a lot of people got to be so

53:54

creepy. WHOA like, it doesn't take that much not to be a ski

54:00

I guess the guy was a mall copy, so he's the he's just going

54:05

stranger danger. But it's overly gross too, Like, I don't want to

54:07

hear what's behind the door, let alone get a visual of what you've just

54:12

Oh, you had a tummy ache and I've got it in HD four K.

54:15

Great, that's awful, nasty, this tech says I did grand jury

54:19

in Washington County, same as Drew. Had cases involving sex crimes with kids

54:22

and kitty porn, major drug dealers, murderers, crazy stuff eight hours a

54:27

day. Yeah, it's yikes. It's definitely overkill on that. When you're

54:30

done, you're If you drink, you do Yeah, I can imagine that

54:34

would take a toll, especially if you're like sitting on the trial, because

54:37

mine has said it with the trial itself will last about two weeks and just

54:40

like being inundated with that type of information all day every day. Yeah,

54:45

it's gonna be a lot. Have you ever received a jury summons and what

54:50

was the trial over? You know, was it a mass murder or something

54:53

sketchy like that, something super sketch. Yeah, that's there's a lot of

54:59

it. I mean, Laura is going to be in the thick of it. Yeah, man, we'll find out more your cause than texts coming on

55:04

hang on one oh five nine the brew Tanner, Drew and Laura. So

55:07

Laura got a summons for jury duty, and when she started reading the fine

55:12

print it said murder. It's a murder case. Was perfect, I know.

55:16

And literally I texted like three different people who are all like true crime

55:22

junkies, and I was like, you will never believe what I just got

55:25

in the mail. You know, I'm a true crime fan. I love

55:29

it, and I kind of want to be if I'm going to be on

55:31

a jury, I'd like it to be something like that, because not something

55:36

like steal from the grocery store right care. Yeah, because the last one

55:39

that I sat there all day, I already knew when we got there that

55:42

it was financial crime. So that snoozefest o ry and to come back in

55:46

this room. Yeah, So who knows if Flora even gets chosen. We're

55:52

not going to say the dates. But she's got all this stuff coming up. But it's what she got yesterday. And she actually got the letter I

55:57

think on the thirteenth. Yeah, it was like two weeks ago. But

55:59

I don't really check my mail. I do must say everything electronically, and

56:02

so there's only a couple of things I checked my mail for. Yeah,

56:06

and when I check it, which is about three times a month, maybe

56:09

that maybe twice a month, honestly. Yeah, that mail stuffed in there.

56:15

The mail man is pissed at me. Yeah. I always start feeling bad because I know that mail carriers hate it when you don't check your mail

56:21

and the box gets all, well, sorry, it's all garbage. Everything

56:23

you're putting in my mailbox is garbage. The jury selectors, though, they

56:28

are relentless, you know, like if you ignore it or if you even get out of it, like Amy got summons when she was nine months pregnant.

56:35

She got out of it. Obviously, they summoned her again when when

56:37

Millie was three months old. You're like, I still have no ability.

56:42

They're like they're like, hey, we did the math. You probably had

56:45

that kid by now, right, so good to go. I wonder because

56:47

I've heard people say that they get chosen, but they get they get sent

56:51

a letter, then they don't get chosen, and then a couple months later they get another one. I wonder, if you don't get chosen, get

56:55

put a certain like go hit him, hit them harder and faster. The

57:01

des was like even like in the questionnaire, the first question is are you

57:06

breastfeeding, which I'm assuming Amy still is. So it's like you'll spill some

57:10

breast milk on your sweater when you go in, right, It's like,

57:14

come on, now, you gotta wait a little longer than that. Did you ever have to do jury duty? What was the case for hides Tanner,

57:20

Drew and Laura? What about you man? Thank you dude? Yeah that would make sense if you know the guy. You can't give them,

57:24

you know, you can't be fair, like you're my big I'm your biggest

57:27

fan. Yeah, you're Gogget had his stats and you're like, no,

57:30

he couldn't do anything wrong. I'm going with Red. We got a few

57:32

more talkback messages. Of course, you can send us one any time.

57:36

Just download the iHeartRadio for your cell phone. Once you have the Bruce streaming,

57:38

press the microphone button. I don't think Jerry Duty's for you. Yeah,

57:42

calm down a bit, It's not that stressful. It's just look like

57:45

it's more annoying than anything. Breathing into a bag. Did you been sitting

57:49

in this room? I do nothing. I guess if you really go down

57:52

the rabbit hole and start overthinking it, it's like, oh my gosh,

57:55

the future of someone's life is in my head. It's like, what if

57:58

I make the wrong You can have a panic attack at Chevron if you really

58:01

get honestly, that weight hasn't you know, I have never been in that

58:04

situation, so that weight could hit me in there right, like, oh

58:07

wow, I could be sending this guy away for life. What if he didn't do it. Yeah, I found myself losing my appetite more than anything

58:13

when you hear details, right, you know, Yeah, we got a

58:15

few more talk backs. Yeah it makes sense. Bear is filled with them.

58:20

From what I understand, more of your calls and texts coming up in

58:22

just a few minutes. Of course, you can download that I Heartradio out

58:25

for your cell phone. It's free. We're commercial free thanks to our friends

58:30

over at Lazy Boy. It's one of five nine the Brew Tanner Drew and Laura five nine the Brew. It's Tanner, Drew and Laura. I was

58:37

reading this article about this new KFC item, oh yeah, and I was

58:42

thinking, man, Beefoder's gonna have to try this on Fast Food Frenzy some

58:45

morning. But KFC's got a new blended fried chicken and pizza. Oh,

58:52

so they always get a little bold over there. So they just put like

58:55

a piece of fried chicken and then melt some cheese on top of it and

58:59

put like pepper or something. So it's called the chiza, oh of course,

59:04

And according to today's show, KFC's chiza chizza. Sorry it's pronounced chizza.

59:09

Oh, that makes it right, okay, pronounced chizza. It is

59:14

a tempting, tempting a two meal staple pizza and chicken palm. I say

59:21

chicken. It looks like chicken palm when you pull it up here with pepperoni

59:23

on top, and you know there's marinera and cheese on I always felt that

59:28

that was a bad move. You have a crispy piece of chicken for a

59:31

reason. When you add hot, wet sauce and cheese, it's not crispy

59:37

anymore. Yeah, but it's for when you decide if you if you don't

59:39

want fried chicken or pizza, now you can. Yeah. The item features

59:45

two white, two white meat extra crispy fried chicken filets with marinara, sauce,

59:50

mozzarella, cheese, and pepperoni. How thick are these filets? I

59:52

don't know. There are about I don't know what inch and a half at

59:58

least according to the picture, so you can squeeze about a quarter inch off or whatever it's pictured here. Well, those will be available starting the twenty

1:00:04

six so that's coming up. Just what uh what is that? That is

1:00:07

next week? Yeah, that's Monday. Quickly, it'll be there Monday,

1:00:12

and I guess next Friday will have bee fun to try the Chieza to be

1:00:16

alive. You know he got in early on the double Big Mac. Yeah,

1:00:20

maybe he can head down there and sniff one out. KFC is trying

1:00:22

to find ways to kill the people who eat there. Yeah, but they've

1:00:25

been doing that for years, Like that's their m U big bucket. You

1:00:29

know, here's a bowl with a bunch of potatoes and chicken in it. Well was that what was that one sandwich called the double Down? Yeah,

1:00:35

it didn't have any bread. It was just chick on your chicken, chicken

1:00:37

on chicken crime and then with like bacon in the middle or something. Yeah,

1:00:42

the whole world went to salads and tried to go like light and you

1:00:45

know, Keto, They're like, shut your mouth and eat your food,

1:00:49

eat more mood. You know what, somebody's got to stay the course.

1:00:52

I love it. This all began. I love that meme and it's just a picture of a KFC and I don't know who. I think someone who's

1:01:00

having a laugh there at the KFC. But they change the sign that says just all it says is just come get your bucket. Truly though, I

1:01:07

mean some people just hear that in their head and drive their blind head.

1:01:10

Dude, if I drove by that sign, I'd be like, skirt,

1:01:14

I'll get my bucket. Your wish is my command. But there you go. The chizza half pizza half Chicken, come into KFC on all right,

1:01:22

Lucky, there you go. You can check out some pictures of it. We'll put a picture online at one O five nine the brew dot com.

1:01:28

Happy Thursday, we are commercial free with the Black Crows on the Brew,

1:01:31

Portland's rock station one oh five nine The Brew. It's Tanner, Drew and

1:01:37

Laura. We are streaming video in real time at one O five nine at the brew dot com. You uh here in a few minutes. There's a

1:01:44

woman mortified after a bumble match, sniffs her hair on the first date.

1:01:49

I don't know if that's creepy or not. That's a mate for life,

1:01:52

but we'll tell you about it. And they're inconspicuous ways to do that.

1:01:55

I wait for you to sleep and then I snip your roots. Also,

1:01:59

I think it's you do it too, like if you do it and like like if you do it all creepy, like you can't just roll up.

1:02:05

Yeah, I roll up and just immediately. I mean I feel like if

1:02:07

you're like going in for a hug, you're gonna get a whiff anyway.

1:02:13

You smell good, that's nothing, yeah, But if you linger and it

1:02:15

was like if you just leaned over like a bronosaurus and snip. I do

1:02:21

like a girl who smells good. Though I was I was at this,

1:02:24

remember I was the other day, was at the Star. I think it

1:02:27

was a Target or Costco. Someone walked by me and she smelled like a

1:02:30

million dollars. Yeah, you know what I mean. And she I think

1:02:34

was probably wearing a little too much because I yeah, because I could smell

1:02:36

it from But it smell good. Most of that stuff gives me, like, I get my head headache and I start to water. Usually good in

1:02:43

passing, and then like day to day, just about half. You spend

1:02:46

too much time with the makeup counter and nordstrums. You gotta like, man,

1:02:50

my brain hurts just walking through a Nords from is a perfume boat.

1:02:53

I'm assuming that all those people have cancer at that point an aggressive body rash.

1:02:59

Also, a couple holds a wedding inside of a gas station. That story is coming up in minutes, very romantic. It's Tanner, Drew and

1:03:07

Laura. We're commercial free thanks to lazy boy in the Brew, Portland's rock

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here in less than ten minutes. We're gonna talk to Marissa from the Oregon

1:03:17

Food Bank, who was in attendance of Baking and Beer on Friday. We're

1:03:21

gonna find out how much food we collected and you know, just some other

1:03:24

details about how much money we collected too. Nice. So that's coming up

1:03:28

in just a few minutes. We're commercial free thanks to Lazy Boy on the

1:03:30

brew. I want to say thanks again to everybody who showed up to bacon

1:03:35

and Beer last Friday. Yeah, a lot of fun, the first one of the year. And thanks to everybody who showed up and donated some food

1:03:42

for the Organ Food Bank or donated some money to the Organ Food Bank.

1:03:45

Yeah, really great. Yeah, that's We had a goal of like what,

1:03:50

twelve hundred pounds of food and a ton of cash, and I have

1:03:55

no idea what the numbers are yet, but my guess is that you know,

1:03:59

because it was a smaller venue and uh, I just based on the

1:04:04

barrels, I don't know that we hit our goal or not. It was

1:04:10

a cash because last time we didn't do the cash. It was strictly food

1:04:13

and I think some fat well, I don't need to bring a bunch of

1:04:15

food if I can donate cash. Yeah, and a lot of people probably

1:04:18

just thought that and just did it that way. Yeah, what's that noise?

1:04:23

My computer is doing this thing where it's just like, that's your computer

1:04:27

blowing hot air out of it. Yeah, likes white noise. I'm surprised

1:04:30

you're not laying down literally blasting hot air. Yeah. I think that's self

1:04:38

destruct. This is the final day of that laptop. Say goodbye. Well,

1:04:43

we do have Marissa from the organ Food Bank on the phone. Good

1:04:45

morning, Marissa. All right, we gotta get this done and get this

1:04:49

over with. I gotta go home. You got things to do. I

1:04:51

got battles to fight and Hell Divers too. My god. Game. Listen

1:04:57

you say, oh my god, I'm defending the galaxy. You you have

1:05:00

no idea what galaxy, because it's not the galaxy I'm living in. I

1:05:02

think it's important to say that there is no feeling like when a brand new

1:05:08

game would come out. Now. I don't have the cool stuff, the

1:05:11

new stuff right now like you do. But when I did and you knew

1:05:14

the game was great, there was a great feeling knowing you were going to plug in. It's so much fun. I played Hell Divers two for like

1:05:19

three hours yesterday. Yeah, And I didn't and I didn't even know that.

1:05:23

I felt like I played for two hours. I turned it off and

1:05:25

it said you've played for three hours. Yeah. And there's no judgment here.

1:05:28

I mean, oh yeah, no, everybody judgment. It's only every time I mentioned it you roll your eyes only because it's been several weeks where

1:05:36

it's like, guess what I did last night? Oh did you go home

1:05:39

and play a new video? I'm sorry? What did you do last night?

1:05:42

Laura? Well, I could tell you a variety of things. I

1:05:45

went to the gym first of all. I installed a shelf at my house.

1:05:50

I read my book, I finished True Detective. What did you do?

1:05:54

It spent seven hours? Playing the same I say three or seven?

1:05:57

It was three? Yeah. Also, and I think that you don't know

1:06:00

what else I did yesterday. I did read my tarot cards last exactly,

1:06:04

but I didn't spend three hours exactly. Take Away, No matter what time

1:06:09

you spent, it's time wasted. The mission is to save the world and

1:06:12

it can't be done. The galaxy to say something nice, but then I

1:06:18

forget. I don't want it. You don't want to hear about it.

1:06:20

You don't want to hear. I'm not I'm not here to yu yum,

1:06:24

but like that. So my grandmother would say, I want to yuck,

1:06:30

you're yum bringing it back, bringing it back. Well, I'm gonna go

1:06:32

see I'm going to go to the auto show today and see if they got

1:06:35

that new body style for the Forerunner. That's what I want to see.

1:06:39

The pictures looked dope on the internet, so let me know if they do.

1:06:42

Yeah, I'm thinking about going this weekend. It doesn't good. Yeah,

1:06:45

and there's got to be something sexy and you I'll send you picks. Yeah, I'll send you guys pics and my hell divers. Yeah you're like,

1:06:49

that's right, baby, first in my class, right, yeah,

1:06:54

yeah, you'll be impressed. Finish finish number one. Yeah, when you're

1:06:58

first on the leader board, then us then send it over. Yeah,

1:07:02

he's only a two ranked, give him some time. I'm like a fo.

1:07:05

You started as a well, I started as a one. Well yesterday

1:07:09

you said you you matched rank. Yeah, I think you end up as

1:07:12

a two. Like once you've done with the tutorial, once you write your

1:07:15

name and then like you you're you're okay. So now you're a four.

1:07:20

Good morning, Fat Thor, Happy fat Thorsday. Crew. The door is

1:07:27

a jar. Yeah, what's going on? What's happening over there? I

1:07:30

could tell I guy to knock it off. He's back. He's back in

1:07:34

that asset. That's what he's doing. That's sound. Is that better?

1:07:39

That's fine? What can we do for you, Fat Thor? You see

1:07:42

that kind of power? I wheel? You wheel? You wheel it real

1:07:45

power wheel wheel? Never mind? There it goes again. So obviously he

1:07:51

doesn't feel that much Thor. What's going on this one? Oh? I

1:07:56

just wanted to take congratulations on raising up all that food. It was making

1:07:59

me hungry talking about it. Awesome baking and beer. I know people are

1:08:02

hungry for another party. Hopefully it's coming soon. I'm getting weird tonight at

1:08:08

the micro wrestling. So you guys got nothing going on tonight? I bet

1:08:13

Casey'll be there. Yeah, water because it was canceled a couple of weeks

1:08:16

ago, right because of the weather. Oh yeah, yeah, that really

1:08:19

bummed me out. And you know when I'm slipping and sliding all over the

1:08:24

ice. So it's tiny person, tiny person wrestling. Where's it at tonight?

1:08:29

I think it's at the Ponda rosa bar lounge place. I've never ever

1:08:32

heard of it. Yeah, like the steak buffet place from back of the

1:08:40

bed. Move all the tables. Yeah, he pushed the tables out of

1:08:43

there. Actually move them up on the site. It's like a cage.

1:08:47

Oh man, I'm going to be so excited. I think that's something else.

1:08:51

It does sound fun. I was looking at some video of it on

1:08:54

the internet, and it does look fun. You know, just tiny people

1:08:57

wrestling. How great though they're wrestling and the guy does and stop slicing prime

1:09:00

rib. Oh yeah, that's great. Sixteen or twenty four hours more.

1:09:08

Well, I have a blast tonight. We're looking forward to hearing about the

1:09:11

tiny person wrestling tomorrow. They actually call it something else. They call it

1:09:15

the M word. But I don't want to say respectful of their craft exactly.

1:09:18

They can say. We can't say yeah, exactly micro micro wrestling,

1:09:23

but the other word is what they are. But yeah, tonight, oh

1:09:29

yeah, I don't forget to get weird. There it is okay, Yeah,

1:09:34

there he is. He's exhausting, good guy, a lot of energy

1:09:38

there. Yeah, it's I really actually kind of want to go if it

1:09:41

were a Friday night I'd go to the tiny person wrestling. It sounds fun.

1:09:44

You have a galaxy to protect tonight. I have galaxy if they do

1:09:47

it to night, or maybe we'll all go to micro wrest See. This

1:09:50

is what's preventing you from getting out and experience the experiencing the real world.

1:09:55

It's just got the game. I've played it. I've played it for three

1:09:59

hours. I needs a rank one ninety five. When's the next time you're gonna be able to go see micro wrestling? Though? I mean, come

1:10:04

on now, I wouldn't go even if I wasn't playing that game. It's

1:10:08

at a school night. You want the truth, yeah, I mean like

1:10:10

it's I don't do things during the week. It's just it's Friday and Saturday,

1:10:14

and that's the only time. Again, I started like six pm, and honestly, I don't like to be honest. It was just who was

1:10:18

I telling? It was either Drew or you. The other day. I don't like to be out of my house past six pm. Yeah, if

1:10:24

I'm out of my house past six, I start getting stressed, I start

1:10:28

getting irritable. People don't like to be around me past six. You know,

1:10:32

you can't be doing certain things I need to be hard. I'm sure

1:10:34

all right, I don't know why. So yes, I will be defending

1:10:39

the galaxy denied in Hell Divers two. If somebody would like to join me.

1:10:42

Take the mold down. What's the handle? I'm atomic Tanner on the

1:10:45

PC and on on the box. I could just feel her judgment. I

1:10:49

can I don't even look over, I can feel it. I can feel

1:10:53

it. Is she rolling her eyes right now? She's just got them back

1:10:55

to center. I thought she was like a hate beast. You're just a

1:10:59

hate beast. You know, I got stuff I want to say, but then it's going to turn into a you know, you know you got more.

1:11:03

It's the show's over. Who cares? She was reading tarot cards last

1:11:08

night. Keep bringing that up, all right? What did it say that

1:11:13

this morning was gonna go well for you? So that my card said Tanner's

1:11:16

a loser. Not tonight, Not when I'm defending the galaxy and Hell Divers

1:11:23

Toba, I'm number one. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye,