0:00

You banner Drew Laura Yo yo, Oh my goodness, I barely made it

0:10

here. I've been here for thirty four seconds. Yeah, suppressive, felt

0:14

barely barely walking in this building. I was running late this morning, and

0:18

of course when you're running late, everything goes side, everything goes sideways.

0:22

Everyone's on the road. You hit every single light. Yeah, a train

0:26

comes, there's an ambulance. Everything that needs to go wrong will go wrong,

0:30

of course. But I find like, and I pulled up to the

0:32

building because I so, I forgot my wallet this morning, right, yeah,

0:36

so no key car, no key card. You can't get in the

0:38

building without it. I forgot my hat, which I feel like that's when

0:42

we were walking up the stairs. You're like, I forgot my hat.

0:45

I forgot my wallet, Like that's the first thing you mentioned. Everything else

0:50

is secondary, yeah, because the hat is part of like the outfit,

0:53

and like I feel naked about it, and like my crop circles showing,

0:57

and I'm like due for a haircut. If I got to the stairwell and

1:00

reach for the hat, I would say the same thing. So I did

1:03

get a haircut about a week ago, but still your hair looks fine,

1:07

like I don't understand, and we've talked about this before, I don't understand

1:11

the point of even getting a haircut. When you cover up your hair,

1:15

you might as well be bald. You know, it starts to curl up

1:18

under the hat. Yeah. You can tell a ragtag dude under their hat

1:22

if he doesn't have it. Even if he doesn't have a haircut and he's wearing a hat, you can tell like, oh, he's he's kind of

1:26

shaggy. Like any time I have to go somewhere where hats aren't acceptable,

1:30

Yeah, I have to have a haircut right ahead of time because you're not

1:33

ready. But then right after that event, I'm much more comfortable in my

1:38

turtle show of a hat here. Yeah, it's like a security blanket,

1:41

it really is, especially when you're on camera all day in here. So

1:45

I'm running late, I'm sweating, and I'm going fast, right, And

1:49

I can tell that I'm going fast because when I got out of my car,

1:51

I can kind of smell my brakes that fast. Yeah. Have you

1:53

ever been that late where you can smell your brakes. I've assaulted my car

1:57

on more than one occasion. You get out and you smell even your engine.

2:02

Yeah, the wrong way, and I only live a couple of minutes

2:05

from here, so the fact I did that quickly, and so then I

2:07

called Laura, I go listen, I forgot my wallet. I used to come down and get me, and she comes down against me, and she

2:12

looks like she wants to murder me. Yeah, because I live the furthest

2:15

away from the radio station and I am here first every day, so take

2:22

it deeper. Also, Yeah, relax, by the way, I'm just that's only been for a little bit. I used to I used to being

2:28

the only responsible person on the show, you know what I mean? Okay,

2:35

hold on a second, because the days I do get here before her,

2:37

she gets here about once every three weeks. Not true at all,

2:40

That's okay. So I've only missed the start of the show once an eight

2:45

and a half years, Laura, and it was before you even lived here. So I'm I'm mean to say, irresponsible might be a little bit tight,

2:53

but y know, and I still made it. I think sometimes margins

2:55

do get a little tight and could be a little looser for myself, I

2:59

will agree, we all, we all could work on that a little bit, and you included, because you say you get here super early before me.

3:05

I didn't say get here super early. I said I get here before either of you. Yeah, which is actual, and I am super proud

3:10

of you for that. Yeah, do you want to what do you want

3:13

to ribbon? Yeah? If that would be great? Can I get a gold star? It's International Women's Month, for God's sake. Wait all week

3:23

and it's only Tuesday. Yeah, Wait till Friday and then it'll be all

3:27

ladies all the time. Yeah. I'm out of breath because I had to

3:30

run. Yeah. Yeah, And it's funny because I actually we almost avoided

3:36

Laura getting so mad at you and then meet But because I like you guys

3:40

have never messed up before. No, I'm what I'm saying. I mess

3:44

up all the time. But what I'm saying is is I I didn't see your cars, So I walked back over there, like right before Laura came

3:51

around the corner. So I almost was the guy to just let him in

3:53

the door, and then she would have been Yeah, the whole universe would

3:57

have lined up. I don't know what the deal is, man, Like,

4:00

I don't know how everything can go wrong? How can I not find my wallet? I couldn't find my keys for hot seconds. They were in

4:04

a pocket of it. So you still don't know where your wallet is.

4:09

I'll stumble on it as soon as I walk in the door. I'm sure

4:13

it'll be like plain you know, plain, plain sight because the panic has

4:16

made you blind. In the final minute, yeah, like, it's just

4:19

like my dog's gonna be like, what is the matter with you? A

4:24

panic situation? Cooper, Calm down, bro, But you're harsh and mamelo

4:29

over here. We're all here. Everything is fine, And the show started

4:33

on time. It did start on certainly, linked certainly did. We're very

4:38

professional. It's like in the fifties, it doesn't matter how you got to

4:41

work, as long as that time card hit. It doesn't matter how Elvis

4:46

got to the stage. It's that he got to the stage. Wait,

4:48

are we comparing ourselves to Elvis? Well, we're bloated Elvis in this scenario.

4:54

We're late game, Elvis. Why you knocked up on this golden prison,

5:00

Colonel? He'll forever be my fame, all right? Seven thirty this

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one billion dollars last year and Jeff Bezos gained about twenty three billion dollars.

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How nice would it be to lose thirty one billion dollars and still be the

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rich second richest person on the planet. Insane, It's ridiculous. And finally

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So listen. Download the ihetready w app. Listen to the show through

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the microphone button to recase and now through sports here's true well being part of

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the royal family that was created in this last year, the kel Season,

7:47

the swips Jason Kelsey who was already a big time NFL football player. It

7:54

played thirteen seasons for the Eagles, ben to a two Super Bowls, won

7:58

a Super Bowl and of course his brothers David Taylor Swift can't help your star

8:03

power. But as we got to know Jason better, I don't know about

8:07

you guys, but I've really started to like the guy. Yeah, he's

8:11

got a likable personality and he's so real life like he was talking. He

8:16

had a forty minute press conference to retire yesterday and he talked about the first

8:20

day and he got into the league and he saw two of the veteran players

8:24

in practice, like scrimmaging, and he likened it to like a bear and

8:28

a panther fighting in the field. It was so frightening because these people are

8:33

superhuman. But it wasn't until later that he realized he too could play with

8:37

the big boys. He had a lot of emotions yesterday, and here's this

8:41

small excerpt of his humble pie saying goodbye. I am officially overrated, vastly

8:46

overrated. It took a lot of hard work and determination getting here. I

8:50

don't know what's next, but I look forward to the new challenges and opportunities

8:54

that await, and I know that I carry with me the lessons from my

8:58

time here and forever we shall all share the bond of being Philadelphians. The

9:03

guy walked through and thanked everybody along the way. It was really a class

9:07

act. Even thanked Chip Kelly, who was his one time head coach with

9:11

the Eagles. The Broncos have cut Russell Willson dead money, dead money walking

9:18

here. What is that like eighty five million dollars that they just ate?

9:22

They have to eat the eighty five million. It is the biggest dead money

9:28

deal in the history of the NFL. Now, everybody's laughing, but Russ

9:33

is running to the bank because dead money means that money goes to Russ and

9:39

he is a rich rich man and can now play for another team. I'm

9:43

not sure though, if there's a clause deep in there somewhere that says that

9:48

if another team picks him up, they're alleviated if some of the cash.

9:52

If so, he might just go home in an hour, we'll talk Blazers.

9:56

There's your sports And don't you think you'd go back to Seattle? Well,

9:58

but if what I was saying is some deals that if if you go

10:03

and play, the money that the other team owes you is what you get

10:07

paid to play for. So like you, yeah, you'll get you get

10:11

that money on the couch, Like that's all his money now if he goes

10:16

home now, I don't know if the thing has a clause where he can

10:18

get new money, because if he can, then I could see maybe Seattle,

10:22

but maybe Seattle's done with him. I don't think the fans want him.

10:26

I don't know. I would just think that that's really been going on

10:30

since then. I'm guessing Steel and we'll see. Yeah. I kind of

10:35

hope that he retires just just ds off of the sunset bags of money.

10:43

Yeah. Him and cr have like four or five kids now it's army,

10:48

Yeah, and he probably just wants to go back to words and can get

10:50

out of the house. Only he can start his own football team. Yeah, you know what he said at the end of his end of his goodbye

10:54

speech to the Broncos and a letter, he said, a big old Russ.

10:58

Smiley said, what does he say? He said some Oh no not.

11:01

God is great. He says, God's got game. God's got game,

11:07

guys. And that's how you get eighty five million God dead money, dead money walking here all right road, right in road, right out,

11:13

you get Lenda, Thanks for the cash. You just play out a bell.

11:18

I bet he was. He was being Percy on his way out, yelling dead money. You're listening to Drew and Laura, Drew and Laura.

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Okay, so this is the contest. We've been in the last couple of days we're seeing if you've got a crazy sound at your house, it makes

13:01

a wild noise like that door. We've been playing audio over drew sink.

13:03

Yeah, that sounds like the house is starting to collapse. I feel like

13:07

momentum is starting to pick up in the old sound lounge. Right, here's

13:11

this guy's garbage can. Bro, that's not your garbage can, that's your

13:16

butt. I was gonna say it sounds like a fart rolling up in the

13:18

back, but it sounds like an old man breaking wind. Grandpa tooted whip.

13:26

Yeah, all right, uncle, sounded like that rotten just squeaky,

13:33

squeaky floors and swollen boards like you have sounds. It's really annoying. But

13:39

you can get that fixed. Apparently he's got springtime. There's a he's gonna

13:43

dry out eventually. There's well they've got these. There's the screws at home

13:48

depot. You can get that that eliminate those squeaks. But then you pull

13:50

up the car because I'm not I'm not doing that right now unless you just

13:54

want to just go ride through the carpet like an idiot. Plus, if

13:56

it's if you have actual hardwood like the real deal stuff. That's it's under

14:00

my carpet. Ye gonna drop a screw through? Yeah, I would real,

14:03

real nice hardwood. No, that'd be a shame. Oh and here's

14:07

a mc D and mc D can talk for thirty seconds but say nothing.

14:11

He can fill out the max amount of time, which is what I love.

14:15

I love mc D. You can just you can just speak without saying

14:18

anything. Well, yeah, yeah, it's actually like a lyric, like

14:22

a song lyric and rock and all through the night it's like he doesn't want

14:26

to go, like he's like backing on the door. Then he swings the

14:28

back open. So what'd you say? Did you guys say? Okay,

14:31

just have a great night and then sleep awesome and then when you get up

14:35

tomorrow breakfast in a boom boom, great day. It's gonna be a great day tomorrow too. I bet round it out. Mick d Our, official

14:41

Bacon and Beer wedding singer. It's such a good job. All right, let's see what's in uh the dumbass of the day, and now Drew and

14:48

Laura's dumbass of the day. When you go to a restaurant and you get

14:56

do what wrong? Oh no, it's the wrong story. Hold on,

14:58

I was actually just about to tell you about a guy who went to the

15:01

hospital to get his gall bladery moved, but left with a vasectomy instead. Oh, that's for later on in the day. Okay, we'll let people

15:09

ice for a bit before that's right. What I meant to tell you about is the identical twins accused of swapping places after a fatal crash with an Amish

15:16

buggy. What so they tried to switch places because one's hammered or something.

15:22

Yeah, and there were some people killed. Actually, two identical twins from

15:24

Minnesota are both face facing charges in connection with a fatal crash with an Amish

15:30

buggy that actually killed two kids. Oh no, police say Samantha Joe Peterson

15:35

rear ended the horse drawn buggy last September, then allegedly called her twin sister,

15:39

Sarah, who ride to the scene and told police that she was responsible.

15:43

Why would she do that? What? How do you think you're gonna

15:46

get away with that? Yeah? Is there unless there's like an under the

15:48

influence, that's exactly an investigator say. Samantha feared she would go to jail

15:52

because she was high on drugs and didn't have a driver's license or insurance in

16:00

my sister's life, right, Like what like what a bro move of that?

16:03

Did? Like did the twins show up? She showed up and tried

16:07

to take the bullet. Yeah. They say that Samantha and Sarah exchanged incriminating

16:11

texts and that Samantha had done an Internet search for the phrase what happens if

16:15

you get into an accident with an amish buggy and killed two people? Oh

16:18

my god, gotta be joken because I'm glad you're dumb and that we got

16:26

to the bottom of it, but you're out of control. So then is

16:30

her sister going to jail too? Well? As of right now, Samantha

16:33

Peterson has been charged with vehicular homicide DWY and leaving the scene of a crime.

16:38

Sarah's charged with aiding in a bedding. Okay, yeah, because what

16:41

people don't realize is that when somebody dies, rules change immediately. Thorough investigation,

16:51

and that thorough investigation honestly brings out cell phone records, and so even

16:56

if they just get one person, like the girl they think did it,

17:00

they get the rights to her phone. They know everything you both said.

17:03

Yeah, Canner and I are conniving and then they grab my phone. They

17:07

know what we connived on. That's I mean, that's the dumbest thing.

17:11

Google search is the cherry. Thank god that they're just about the same smart.

17:15

There wasn't one that was like smarter. That they were both dumb and

17:18

it was easy to catch them both. Yeah, you know what I mean,

17:21

Yeah, they going bart holyll I bost deserve to be put away,

17:25

for sure. It's terrible, but you know, I don't know, man,

17:27

that's crazy. It's also crazy to me that people are still riding horse

17:30

and buggy on the on streets. Well, you know Amish communities, that's

17:34

still pretty common. Wild. It's to go back in time. You know.

17:37

I've driven through those neighborhoods before, where I would be traveling through the

17:42

country and you drive through one of those neighborhoods and you're like, you feel

17:45

like you go back in time one hundred years. It's very interesting. House

17:48

on the prairie all of a sudden, I've never actually been around. I

17:51

mean obviously you see it on TV, and then you get enamored with like their churning their own butter and doing the whole thing. I would just my

17:56

eighty d'd be kicking in. I'd be doing backflips in the Feldeld, you

18:00

know that. You know there's a lot that cheat and like the Kingpin thing,

18:06

do a little bowling. Yeah, I'm sure there's all sorts of sketchy.

18:08

Babe, you're going on behind the scene. I hear there's an Amish

18:11

mob like I hear it can get their hardcore. Yeah, and they're they're

18:15

like they Drew just said, they are hardcore because you know they can lift

18:18

barns by themselves. Yeah, so wild. They got those hands at a

18:22

very young age. They're sent out into the yard. Jebediah's fourteen's got the

18:26

hands of a fifty year old man. Wouldn't that be sweet? The skin

18:29

of a you know right now? Whatever? They could do a Kingpin thing,

18:36

but the Jebediah is a cage fighter, you know, because they're tough

18:40

as nails, the Amish fighter. Yeah, I see the movie being written

18:44

right now. You know, let's do it. That could be a king king Pin two instead of bowling, its cage fighting. That's right. Well,

18:49

I guess they did a Kingpin two with like females. I guess no,

18:52

I think so was it bad? I think I think it was bad.

18:56

That's terrible. Sounds about prime. The first one's so good, all

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20:26

honest, it's very good because they did not. I don't think they got

20:30

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20:33

I think in downtown you'll see him like the waterfront area, and you'll

20:37

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20:41

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21:03

one of the uh more exciting shows that are coming to town this year.

21:08

I think it is going to be exciting. I'm super excited for man.

21:11

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21:15

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21:18

it's Tanner, Drew and Laura on the Brewer Drew and Laura. Do you

21:25

feel the need fellas to act manly? Maybe when you go to work,

21:30

or when you're hanging out with your boys, or maybe just even at your

21:33

house. Do you feel the need to ever act manly? Because a new

21:37

study has found that fifty percent of men feel the pressure to act manly.

21:41

I define man. That's a good one. Man does not even mean anyone.

21:47

I think you gona be spit smail. You got a hand down your

21:51

prying, uh, let's see. Yeah. Survey of about two thousand men

21:55

found that half of respondents feel pressure to perform masculine masculinity, like masculine tasks

22:03

I feel that are my job and duty, like doing projects around the house

22:07

and such like ragging lumber. I'm not gonna send the girls out there right

22:10

right right, or like if you have to take that like a heavy trash

22:12

can of the core him captain trash can, Like they don't do that,

22:17

the amil empty the fridge. I moved the trash. Yeah, eighty percent

22:21

believe that there there's a like social pressure for men to behave a certain way,

22:26

and thirty nine percent feel like they have to be manly in the bedroom.

22:30

See what like what does that mean? I guess it means being strong

22:33

or dominant, And I think in the bedroom it makes total sense. You

22:37

know what that means? That means take control a little. Yeah, but

22:40

I mean when when when accepted. Obviously not in a one night's stand situation,

22:44

of course, But I also think, like when you're in a relationship

22:47

with somebody, it's like that's a conversation that you have because like, not everybody likes the same things. Like I know some women who like to initiate

22:52

and take control in the bedroom. So I mean it all depends, I

22:56

guess, and I don't think men should feel pressure to be any type of

23:00

way. Eighty percent believe that they have to be in a certain type of

23:04

way. The thirty nine percent feel like they have to be mandling the bedroom,

23:07

which means being strong or dominant, and sixty two percent say that being

23:12

part of a man means that there are topics that are completely off limits.

23:17

These topics can include things like feelings or being intimates about our lives. See

23:23

when I get to know a man who is able to talk freely about his

23:27

feelings and be vulnerable, I think more highly of that person because I think

23:33

we've gotten past the age of like, oh, a man, I don't

23:36

feel anything, Yes you do, so like, well, I talk about it, you know what I mean. But I think that's a sliding scale

23:41

for everyone as well. You know, I grew up in a pile of

23:44

dudes. Yeah, I have three brothers. There were five males and a

23:48

female in my house. I immediately went to college and lived with fifty dudes.

23:52

Like I was force fed masculinity my entire life. But part of it

23:57

is it's all subconscious because I grew up that way. I'm not I never

24:03

think, okay, I need to definitely do something a man would do right

24:06

now, that doesn't cross my mind. But that's all just the natural tendencies

24:10

of the male character, and we do have natural tendencies to act like a

24:15

dude. And that's my problem. Because I was raised by all Southern women.

24:18

I was the only boy out of all the cousins. I was the

24:21

oldest and the only boy until my cousin Kyle shut up, but he was,

24:23

you know, he was just a little kid, and I was pretty

24:26

I was a lot older. And yeah, and so I think I'm really

24:30

sensitive because of that. Like, I don't like that that I'm that I'm

24:34

so I'm very open about my emotions. I have no problem telling you if

24:37

I'm upset or sad or bummed out or whatever, happy whatever. I just

24:41

hate that I'm I feel like that vulnerable all the time. Do you think

24:45

that you ever, like this is saying, feel the need to act more

24:52

masculine, Like there's yeah, there are times where I feel like because I

24:55

wasn't I didn't. I didn't grow up with the father, right, so I was never taught certain things and I never was taught like to enjoy football.

25:00

And so that's that's where I feel. Honestly, sports is where I

25:03

feel like emasculated. I guess because I don't care. I don't care where

25:08

the ball goes. And maybe it's because I didn't have a dad that grew

25:11

up you know, I grew up watching football with Yeah, well, like,

25:14

why should that make you feel less than now? Like that's just like

25:17

societal pressure being like you should lo. I mean, I don't. You guys know, I don't really care. I cared to an extent, and

25:22

then when I go home, I don't care. Yeah, my dad wasn't

25:26

a sports dad, you know, Like he still doesn't watch football to this

25:30

day, and I love it. But what he did teach me was the

25:33

whole no one's here to hear your tears type of thing. Yeah, you

25:37

know, like they would pick he would pick me. He does this even with with kids now that are in the family. They cry, just pick

25:42

them right up off the ground. You don't get to get lost in your

25:47

feelings. I never was allowed to, And so that's why with all Southern

25:49

women, it's like, go get lost in your feelings. Cry while you

25:52

crying, Oh darling, oh darling. They baby me and cry about it

26:00

with her sometimes. But you know, that's having sometimes I don't know.

26:03

Get you a man who can do both? You know, I don't.

26:06

Masculinity doesn't turn me off in any way, shape or for him, you know what I mean? It's great, but I think everyone should. I'm

26:12

the first to cry in my fan and my my my relationship Amy. I'll

26:18

cry in a movie first, I'll cry at an emotional time, like I'm

26:22

broken, And I'm like, are you so stoic? But you can beat

26:25

bold? And I do think you can. And I honestly am very honest

26:27

about that. And I don't feel ashamed, you know what I mean,

26:30

Like, I don't feel I feel the fact that I'm confident enough to talk

26:33

about it. I feel like you're alive to feel something. Yeah, And

26:37

I feel like I'm ahead of the curve because some people aren't comfortable to talk

26:40

about it. Some people aren't comfortable to talk about depression or anything like that. I can go problem. I'll embrace it. Yeah, That's the only

26:45

way you can beat it is by embracing that, sir. Anyway, lessons

26:49

learned here with Tanner Jew and Laura. Yeah, Laura doesn't want to have

26:53

you doing anything. I can take in there. I can take in the

26:56

trash cans myself. Yeah, and then she's gonna in your next week.

27:00

I went on a date and the guy just started crying, grows. Yeah,

27:04

but she overshare. She told me a story recently. You told us

27:08

a story about you went out with a guy. He told him you really

27:11

interested and he cried. But he was in touch with his feeling, Laura,

27:15

that was a while. Yeah. I mean, like, that's he's

27:18

just trying to show you something. Listen, if it would have been like

27:21

a long term relationship, it was three dates. True, it was three

27:25

dates. That's an early cry. So I mean, and I didn't judge

27:27

him for that. I just you know what, did I think I made

27:33

the right choice in that in that moment? But uh didn't he say like,

27:36

I just never really met anybody look you before? Yeah, something along

27:40

those lines. That's the line. You got to get out more, Bud.

27:42

Yeah, I feel like, because I'm not that special, So you

27:47

haven't met a lot of people. If that's the kid, you were his golden pony, don't get it twisted. It is no problem being in touch

27:52

with your emotions. Dudes don't feel bad about it at all. They don't

27:56

cry forever yeah, yeah, I mean cry, get about it, and

28:00

then move on right. Therapist told me this was interesting, which I didn't

28:03

know. She's like, usually like overwhelming emotions last about ninety seconds, whether

28:10

it's like sadness, anger, whatever. So if you just allow yourself those

28:12

ninety seconds to like really feel it and sit in it, and then you

28:17

move on and you're like, huh, you know what, actually feel better? So maybe just try that exercise? Yeah, I like that a little

28:23

funk shui. Yeah, get to relax though, break wind. That's also

28:30

a feeling. I think everyone should feel comfortable letting out. It's the sound

28:33

of stress relief. I feel better. Now leave it to the show to

28:37

I need a napkin, take it on the cheer route. Anyone got a

28:41

wet wipe? I'm coming up here in a few minutes. We got tickets

28:44

to go see Limb Biscuits. Speaking of wet wipes, Limb Biscuit and Corey

28:47

Felman, we're gonna need and now through sports, the Eagles, he'son.

29:00

Kelsey stepped away from football yesterday after thirteen seasons, and a lot of people

29:06

are like, why would he quit? Why would he stop? He's not quitting. He's retiring thirteen years in the league is unheard of for most people.

29:12

The average, I think is something like a year and a half for

29:17

a salary contracted player to last that long in the league. There's so many

29:21

people coming up looking for your chair every day. And Kelsey said when he

29:26

first got there, he didn't know if this was even for him. Well,

29:29

you look at the stats. They don't lie. But still humble all

29:32

the way to the end, as he said goodbye, I am officially overrated,

29:36

vastly overrated. It took a lot of hard work and determination getting here.

29:41

I don't know what's next, but I look forward to the new challenges

29:44

and opportunities that'll wait. And I know that I carry with me the lessons

29:48

for my time here, and that forever we shall all share the bond of

29:51

being Philadelphians. And he even called out his old quarterback kind of when he

29:56

won the Super Bowl. He goes Nick Foles, the biggest dick on the

30:00

team, asking for the Philly Special to win the Super Bowl, and then

30:03

coach Doug Peterson having the biggest balls in the stadium saying, sure, let's

30:08

go for it. The rest is history. Philly celebrated for about six weeks

30:12

after that, Russell Wilson has been cut eighty five million in dead money.

30:18

I think any Seahawks fan is flying those arms right now, glad that their

30:21

team didn't pay it. And finally, Timberwolves and Blazers last night, This

30:26

one was interesting as Anthony Edwards found himself not at the game at tip off.

30:33

This is what's hilarious. He was meeting out in the hallway because before

30:36

every game he stands there with resistance bands and just pumps up his whole body.

30:41

And he forgot what time it was, Randow guy, So he was

30:44

in the building. Oh he was ready to go hours ahead of the time,

30:47

but he was out there pump and iron in the hallway. Now he's one of the best players in the league. So who knows that they did

30:52

win one nineteen one fourteen the Blazers so close. Yet again there's his sports

30:56

Thank you much. All right. Earlier we were talking about the mounted police

31:00

in Portland. Do we still have cops on horses here? Important? Someone

31:06

sent us a text from It was fifty eight or sixty five eighty four and

31:11

says Portland's police Amounted Division was retired in twenty seventeen. They believe. Okay,

31:17

what I think the optics are good. You'd go stomp out a tent,

31:21

Yeah, until you stomp out a horse turd. Yeah, those those

31:25

are big dukes. Fun. This person was talking about the last segment.

31:27

We were talking about our feelings and and you know, being manly. A

31:32

new survey found that with the majority of men. Wasn't it like say,

31:36

they feel pressure pressure to feel to be manly. Yeah, that's why Casey's

31:40

got the imaginary lat syndrome going on in here. Right now. I never

31:44

feel manly, So we can just get that out of the way. Fat Horse sent a text and said, the only time I cried was a day

31:48

I was born. Never shed a tear again. Yeah, right, whatever

31:52

you get thirty drinks in him, I'm sure he cries in a corner.

31:55

He says, take all those feelings that you have, shove them down your

31:59

own throat or something. We have the same full aggressive this morning. Yeah,

32:02

a lot of the eighty percent of men who want you to do that.

32:06

All right? All this week we got tickets to go see Limb Biscuit and Corey Feldman when they take over arv and Stall Resorts Amphitheater August twenty.

32:13

First, we will have a pair of tickets to that show coming up right

32:16

after Nirvana Happy Tuesday. It's one of five nine the Brew Tanner, Drew

32:21

and Laura your banner, Drew and Laura. Oh my goodness, gracious,

32:27

So we got Limbisguit tickets here in just a few minutes. First, I

32:34

want to share this with you actually, uh, let me play this clip

32:36

and then I'll share this new story about how much only fans creators can make

32:39

with just one hundred subscribers in one month. Right, just fine, it's

32:44

crazy. But first, here's your chance at tickets to go see Limbisguit and

32:47

Corey Feldman. The show is coming up, Laura. When is it.

32:50

It's August August twenty first, August twenty first, Rvy and Stall Resorts,

32:53

Amphitheater. I party. Personally, I'm so stoked for the show. I

32:59

was telling I guess I don't know somebody. Maybe he's you, Lauria yesterday.

33:01

The last time I saw him Biscuit was God twenty years fifteen. Yeah

33:07

it might have been. Well, I like they it's a coliseum here for

33:10

a while. At the meantime, Yeah, the band like fell apart.

33:15

I feel like when you and I at some point when we first met. Yeah, and then they had like a resurgence with Lolla Pluza last year I

33:21

think, right when he had his dad Vibes thing, and yes, yeah,

33:24

the dad Vibes was the big comeback. Yeah, he's in his fifties

33:29

now he's got super dad vibes. I'm really excited to see this show. Lim bizgut, whatever you think of him. They put on one hell of

33:34

a concert and Corey Feldman is he's going to be there too. Yeah,

33:37

he's also going to put on one hell of a performance. We I mean,

33:40

will it be good, will it be bad? Can't say one way

33:44

or the other. But it's going to be interesting. It's going to be you can't You're not gonna be able to turn away. I know that's right.

33:47

And so many people would never go see Feldman. Now I would because

33:52

I understand the what the whole thing's about, but a lot of people would

33:55

never take the time to do it for their night. So this is your

33:59

opportunity. Yeah, you see Biscuit and you get to see Feldman maybe get

34:05

thrown off stage for his hand. Anyway, you just got to tell us

34:07

what movie this Corey Feldman clip comes from that's it tell us what movie that

34:15

clip is from? You? You could get some tickets to go see Lumbiscuit

34:20

and Corey Feldman's a great movie. And they shouldn't be terribly hard because IMPB

34:24

dried up in about ninety eight eight six six four four five one o five

34:29

nine. We are looking for collar ten for that. All right, So

34:31

how much can an OnlyFans creator make with just one hundred subscribers in a month?

34:37

I mean I suppose it depends on how much you're charging per month or

34:40

yeah, per month, and what kind of a services provided. Yeah,

34:45

well, from what I understand, and I'm not only on only fans, but I guess you can do different tiers. So let's say you do a

34:52

five ninety nine version that's just photos, and then you can do a ten

34:54

nine nine version that's photos and like maybe a gift or something. Yeah,

34:58

and you think borderline kind of pathetic and super pathetic? Yeah, like how

35:01

how like how fappy do you really want to be? You can also do

35:05

like a free subscription, but just like pay per post, so like if

35:09

they're like if they're monthly, subscription is free, but you want to pick

35:14

and choose your content. I believe you can do that. So they're like an app game. You're like, oh, yeah, you can look at

35:19

Rhonda, but if you want Ronda's go well premium. Yeah. I can't

35:22

remember the actor's name, but she played. She was on The Sopranos.

35:27

She played Falcon. No, not Eatie Falca. She was she was Christopher's

35:30

girlfriend. Oh okay, the blonde. Yeah, what's her name? Anyway,

35:35

she just saved her house because she her name was like Drea, Well,

35:37

what's her I just I can't remember her real name, but she played

35:40

Christopher's girlfriend on the Soprano was right, and she she saved her house in

35:45

one day, like she was about to lose her home because she was running

35:47

out of money. She had a money left. Yeah, and she did

35:50

only fans and one day she made the money to pay for her house and

35:53

one day Dre dematteo. I think, but she They just shows though that

36:00

the star power the name drives so many hits. Anyone who grew up with

36:07

the Sopranos and had that moment, now they want to break the fourth wall.

36:12

That's what's going on. Yeah, So apparently if you've got one hundred

36:17

subscribers and only fans, and you charge fourteen nine to nine per month and

36:23

have one hundred subscribers, you're looking pretty standard. That's that's just under eighteen

36:28

k a year. You subtract out by twenty percent that only fans takes for

36:31

their cut, and that's around fourteen grand. I guess so you only make

36:36

fourteen thousand dollars to be on display all year. Well yeah, I mean

36:40

but ten thousand's great, But that's fourteen thousands. But that's all. That's

36:44

just one hundred people. But also, I feel like one hundred subscribers is

36:47

a lot. Like I feel like like if you're a celebrity, yeah you're

36:51

gonna get that number in a second. But if you're just like some regular

36:53

girl Joe Blow down the street trying to start an only fans, like you're

36:58

not, don't say blow. What we're talking about it? And I think that that's what's going to happen is you'll have to do the kind of content

37:04

that will leave you absolutely scarred, and you also have to promote other places,

37:09

like anytime people like you should do it only fans, I'm like,

37:12

sure, Yeah, I'm going to promote on my Instagram that my mom follows,

37:15

so I couldn't do my only mom who put her car and went to

37:19

pick her kids up from school. Right, that's it's not apparently for me,

37:22

So that there would fall out was big from that story. If you remember a few weeks ago, we told you a story about a mom who

37:27

put her kids in a private school, was picking her kids up from school,

37:30

but the kids got kicked out because she was showing up to school in a vehicle that was promoting her only Fans account. I remember the kids got

37:36

kicked out of school, and then a bunch of other kids got kicked out of school because they were looking up the story after it went viral. Yeah,

37:40

oh my god. And they were caught because they were looking at it

37:43

in the class. So they were just being a gossiper like your own moms.

37:46

Everyone else was looking it up. A lot of people got kicked out

37:50

for you. You know, if the story wouldn't have gone viral, if

37:52

they would have just like left it alone and let her keep the decal on

37:55

her car, I'm sure your kids wouldn't be looking up her info on OnlyFans.

38:00

Yeah, the detail was a little bit of a bold move, but it shouldn't affect her children, who are just kids trying to go to going

38:06

to school. Yeah, well, like, I'm not sure I would advertise

38:09

my own you know Drew's deep. Well only fans is not. I don't

38:15

know. I subscribe. Yeah good, I already bought the website. It's

38:20

a month for that service. Yeah, I can't wait to get going.

38:23

All right, let's give away some tickets to go see Corey feldmanidline Biscuit.

38:29

Corey Felton will be doing this Bob on stage. I do two or three

38:32

times. He's gonna have to. He doesn't have much money. I don't

38:36

have any other songs to perform, so I'll do this ascension minium. We

38:43

should better drink at the show. On whether he repeats a song, He's

38:46

got a lot of songs, probably, you think. So I do hope

38:50

that he does. I feel like he is come back twice, come back,

38:54

you gotta come, you gotta do it, and then you have to

38:57

come back exactly like that, like the Encore. Yeah, I mean,

39:00

what song the future Billboard number one? I don't think openers urse, But

39:06

let's go to line five? Is this Matthew? What up? Dude?

39:09

How are you doing today. Are you more of a limbiscuit? Are you

39:15

more of a Corey Feldman fan? Is a riff fan? Definitely? Definitely?

39:17

All right and tell the show Cory seven is going to be like the

39:22

sort of show in the middle of That's true. But sometimes you go to

39:25

a show and you fall in love with the band. Yeah, dude,

39:28

it's happened many times. Or I've shown up and I just that first opening

39:30

act was like, dude, I didn't I wasn't expecting anything, and they

39:34

they wound me. Might you might become a Corey Felder Stan after it's open.

39:37

Let me listen to this, listen to the song let you. I

39:43

just feel the music for saying let me watch over you. Times are hard,

39:52

this is true. Some times are hard, and this is true.

39:57

That's a great line all of those. Okay, Yeah, he's like,

40:13

all right, I'm gonna I'm gonna hang out defense. If you let Corey wash over you for too long, you do get ring work. Yeah,

40:17

yeah, I started. I started to lose like focus, right. It

40:22

was sucking me in like a yeah, I just about it just went shoulder

40:25

power right into the hall. Was like one of those like snakes out of

40:29

the basket. All right, hang, got more tickets. But hold on,

40:34

he didn't he didn't give us. He didn't give us the name of the movie. Oh yeah, the premise of the game. We were in

40:40

the Corey lane. I know, Matthew, what what movie was that?

40:45

I know it's one of three I'm gonna say they Is it the Goonies?

40:52

Oh no, I'm sorry. I'm really glad Laura made us ask. Yeah,

40:57

thank you. Laura's not going to be a dous. Not the Moonies.

41:00

I'm sorry, we have to let you go. It's not the Goonies, which was a great American film. It's Tanner J And Laura, good

41:07

morning. Hi. Can you tell us what movie that Corey Feldon clip is

41:12

from? Uh mm hmm, thank you. I don't know the answer.

41:21

I'm gonna call the radio station. Really has we did play that clip quite

41:25

some time ago. Oh, come on, like six minutes you forget,

41:29

yes, six minutes. That's not our fault. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

41:37

is that Corey? That's Corey the little One, Little One. That's

41:42

a hint right there, early early Corey. It's TANNERD you and Laura,

41:45

good morning. Hello. Yeah, what's what movies that clip from? That

41:52

is Grammar. Congratulations, Scott, tickets to go see Limb Biscuit and Corey

41:59

Fell good sir, thank you, thank you. We'll have more tickets tomorrow

42:06

and you have another chance at one of five nine The brew dot Com buroon

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42:22

because Jeff Bezos has reclaimed the title of the richest person on Earth. As

42:29

of yesterday, his net worth is about two hundred million, or rather billion

42:34

dollars. Elon Musk followed at one hundred and ninety eight billion, a mere

42:37

two billion dollar difference. There. Elon lost about thirty one billion dollars over

42:44

the past year, but Bezos has gained twenty three billion. They do like

42:49

this little switch to Rooney. There's this other like thin. I think he's

42:52

French who owns like h and I can't remember. I like a bunch of

42:55

like high end clothing brands and things overseas, and they're all always switching around.

43:00

It's that guy Elon and Jeff Bezos. I would like to see some

43:05

new billionaires move into the top spot. I don't know, but for now

43:07

it's Jeff Bezos. Mergers are getting shut down all over the place. First

43:13

it was Kroger and Albertson's, and now it's Jet Blue and Spirit. They

43:17

have now agreed to terminate their planned merger. This comes after a federal judge

43:22

block the three point eight billion dollar agreement. The judge agreed with the Department

43:27

of Justice's argument that the merger would reduce competition and hurt consumers. The deal

43:34

would have created the fifth largest airline in the US. You will hear military

43:38

jets flying over the Portland area this week. The Oregon Air National Guard pilots

43:44

are going to be conducting night training missions in their F fifteen Eagles. It's

43:49

required for the pilots to remain current with Air Force requirements. The training flights

43:53

will be finished by about ten thirty each evening through tomorrow nights. Those things

43:59

are badass, man. We were doing a bacon and beer at the deck. Remember when like four of those took off from the Portland Airport. Oh,

44:05

shake you to your core. Oh you feel it in your stomach.

44:07

You know when you go to a concert and you feel the bass guitar like in your guts. Yeah, it's like that if your whole body vibrates,

44:13

America is shaking the crap out of your body. That's nice. That's a

44:15

feeling of freedom. Yeah up, And they're doing it after dark this week,

44:20

so be on the lookout for that. More on those stories one five

44:22

nine at brew dot com. I remember after nine eleven, I was in

44:25

downtown Portland, like northeast Portland with a friend of mine, and I just

44:30

remember hearing those jets, two of them at a time, pretty crazy,

44:37

and I just stood up and like would salute the air. You know what's crazy is those guys and gals who who fly those they moonlight as airline pilots,

44:45

like talk about two different speeds right right. It's like, I bet

44:49

when they're in that other I come on, get moving. I gus people

44:53

with the fund. So it's gonna be so funny for the manager and my

44:55

YouTube followers. They can buckle up, Bud. I'm pretty sure, well,

45:00

be sure, the manager probably doesn't care about your seven dollars, but

45:06

I think he asks another employee, random guy the lobby. But the one

45:09

thing I responded sound like an employee's like, yeah, listen, sometimes the

45:13

registers down and we can't. You just gotta just gotta deal with it.

45:15

It's You're just a victim of circumstance. It's like if you always drive home

45:20

a certain way and the roads block, it's blocked today. Yeah, so

45:23

whatever going today? Yeah, the whole incident continued. And has he never

45:28

experienced something like that before, Like we just didn't work out half? Or

45:30

I mean I get it, Like I would be baffled too. It's like,

45:34

wait, but this is like spendable currency, like why can't you just

45:37

take it? But also when they tell you I can't take it, then

45:40

you're like, Okay, cut my losses. I guess I'll go to somewhere

45:44

instead, you know what I mean? Like I know me and if I were, if I'm not Jimmy John's employee, I'm just gonna give you the

45:49

damn sandwich, right. You know, you should have said if we're only

45:52

you know, for card only today, you should have said that before I

45:54

ordered. He definitely should have said that you should be, that should be,

45:58

that should be like a piece of I didn't say that. That's my

46:01

mistake. He'll just take the sack that there are signs like if I had

46:05

to guess if this is an ongoing is he does in this entire three minute

46:08

video, he never points out a sign that's true. But don't you think

46:12

there's two parts of this where at first Tanner's one hundred percent right, he

46:16

should have just given him the sandwich, told you tell the manager, well,

46:20

the stuff didn't work, we didn't want to have it. And I

46:22

forgot to tell him that it was card only before he ordered, you know exactly. But I also know was that as soon as I feel like you

46:30

go into combat mode when you pull your phone out and you put it on me, right, you start recording, and then you start to laugh at

46:35

me while I'm trying to be polite, and so where you're like, oh, are you real? Now I might get fired exactly because I'm about to

46:42

tell you something, Bud, and it's and I'm gonna get sent home.

46:45

And maybe he would have given him a free sandwich if he wasn't such a

46:49

jerk about the whole situation, laughing in his face. That's where I took

46:52

a I mean, you have to work at a store like this already,

46:54

it's a battle every day. And this kid he looks sucking out. Yeah,

47:00

he's a young kid. So who's the A hole here? Though?

47:04

Because you know, they wouldn't accept his cash, they wouldn't give him the

47:07

free sandwich. So maybe it could be them or is it him for not

47:09

really understanding that things happen and maybe you just go somewhere else. I'm gonna

47:14

say, I'm gonna say the customers the a hole because this kid, at

47:19

the end of the day, he's just doing his job, you know what

47:21

I mean? Right, it's seventeen or whatever. He probably if the younger

47:23

he is, the more he thinks, for sure, I'm fired if I

47:25

give it one way, right, yeah, because they tell you like,

47:29

no freebies, not even a scoop I guacamola, you hear me? Who's

47:32

the A hole? Ninety one nine seven is our lazy boy text line?

47:37

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47:47

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47:52

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47:54

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48:00

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48:02

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48:07

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48:09

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48:14

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48:21

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48:25

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48:30

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48:35

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48:37

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48:42

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48:45

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48:51

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49:00

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49:04

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49:10

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49:15

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49:19

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49:24

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49:30

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49:34

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49:47

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49:52

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49:58

sports Thank you much. Shot. We want to know who is the a hole in this situation. We played an audio clip in the last segment from

50:04

a dude at Jimmy John's. He walked in to get a sandwich, but

50:07

they weren't accepting cash that day because something happened with the register or whatever.

50:09

They couldn't accept cash because they couldn't give back exact change, so it's card

50:14

only. I've been to places where that's happened. It's frustrating, but whatever they usually tell you before you order. Yeah, well this guy key,

50:21

I guess this guy ordered and then they they're like, we can't give you

50:23

the sandwich because it's it's card only here today. And the guy kind of

50:27

lost his mind, you know, so you to the cell phone, pulled

50:30

his cell phone out, shot a whole video as one does. You're listening

50:35

to Drew and Laura Tanner Drew and Laura Portland's rock Station Tanner Drew and Laura,

50:43

and we're doing another edition of Who's the A Hole? I Wanted to Know? And Who's the Hole? In this video clip that we played the

50:49

last segment, we'll give you a little taste again, So Laura explain what's

50:52

happening in this clip. All right, So dude walks into Jimmy Johns wants

50:54

to pay for his sandwich with with cash. Apparently they're having like issues with

50:59

the register so they can't get exact change and they are not accepting cash on

51:02

the employee tries to explain this to be customer, who's now angry and it's

51:07

whipped out his phone, cannot believe that they won't accept his cash. Now,

51:13

you know, I understand the businesses sometimes have this problem where they can't

51:16

accept cash or the other way around, where they can't accept your card and

51:19

it's cash you only. I've been in situations like that, but you know,

51:22

you just you don't put your phone out and throw a fit about it.

51:25

The only thing that I think the kid should have done is just said,

51:29

hey, before you order it's it's it's a card only. Let I'm

51:31

going to make it clear, and you should have. Damn is not a

51:35

bad word, but the way he used it, he's too young to realize

51:38

that that just put him out of the professional window, right, and I'm

51:42

gonna do a damn thing for you, And I like, okay, calm

51:44

down, dude. At first, I was like, maybe this guy has some sort of authority, like maybe he is the manager. But then he

51:49

was like, my manager is not going to do a damn thing, and I'm like, okay, so this is just a brady kid who's like,

51:53

I'm not risking my job for you. Is the manager not on premit you

51:57

worked there? Is the manager that there was always somebody on premise who probably

52:00

like, I'm not going out drowning. I'm not with that. I would

52:05

like to camera. I like to get a follow up, you know, like, what what did the manager say? I don't know. I doubt

52:10

the kid got fired, but it's a video on viral. Maybe the company

52:14

demanded he get fired. I have no idea. It does kind of blame into this. Sometimes you put up a video thinking that everyone's going to be

52:20

on your side and then a backfires and having to somebody here at this radio

52:23

station. He doesn't work here anymore. And he's a nice guy. I

52:27

like him, but he Uh, there was some handyman in front of his

52:30

house one day and he and like parked his astro van in front of the

52:32

guy's house. It's a busy street where cars park. It's during a business

52:36

day, yeah, Like it's in the middle of the like the week, and he pulls out his cell phone and goes off on this dude, explain

52:42

yourself, like like he's trespassed and took a dump in his living room and

52:46

he's like, I've got a job, and he was presenting this video like

52:50

yeah, check out this check he posted to the internet thinking like he's everyone's

52:52

going to be on his side. Look look at this jackass. And then

52:54

the internet turned on him and even the company was like, dude, you

53:00

you put our hashtag on there. Oh my god, and you're going at

53:02

so and he's like, oh, it was a joke. No, he

53:05

kept saying it was a joke, like no, you got caught because you got hot and everyone thought you were the dick about it. And so many

53:10

people got caught up in that wave where they thought, all of a sudden,

53:14

they're right, so they're gonna put it on the internet and then they found out the hard way. I love it. I love it when Karen

53:19

films their own video and they then they go viral for that. That's my

53:22

favorite part. We got a talk back message from somebody on the iHeartRadio thank

53:27

you, my friend. I do get irritated and I see like a really

53:29

cocky employee, so my boss is gonna do anything it's idiot like that.

53:32

That does chat my heid a bit. But also I feel like was being

53:36

a jerk yeah. I think he had gotten to that level after the dude had whipped out his phone and was being a smart ass and like wouldn't drop

53:42

the issue. It's like I told you I can't accept cash. What do

53:45

you want me to do? You know, you got to take your lumps

53:49

sometimes, like we've all dealt with where you go into a Mom and pop

53:52

and it's cash only and you have the same problem. I only have card.

53:57

At no point do I belly up with that guy and go are you

54:00

you kuddn't right? You have to realize that I either go to an ATM

54:04

or move along. We're getting some text messages through the iheartrate I'm sorry through

54:07

the lazy boy text line. Rather. This one's from eighty eight eighty six.

54:10

It says I can understand the customer being baffled and frustrated. I mean

54:14

US currency is a legal tender. In other words, it is supposed to

54:17

hold its value anywhere in the US or whatever. What about change that being

54:22

said, I would I wouldn't raise a big fuss over it, and especially

54:24

wouldn't pull out my phone to record it, right, because they're probably worried

54:29

that Yeah, if you give me a ten and this is eight forty nine.

54:32

I don't have a dollar fifty one to give you, and so thus

54:36

I'm stealing from you if I don't give you change. Sixty eighty one says

54:38

the dude filming is the a hole. The customer is the d hole for

54:42

sure. If Gandalf says Gandoff here, Oh, he's telling us that Instagram

54:49

and Facebook are down. Yes, they I'm in the woods and I need

54:52

Facebook. Sure. Mark Zuckerberg's just sweating right now. Is a little nerdy.

54:57

He's losing billions of dollars by the minute. Going. Well, let's

55:00

see eight nine, says Jimmy John's orders don't print out the sandwich to be

55:07

made until after it's paid for. But in the video you see the sandwich. Well maybe he was an online one, but I don't think I don't

55:13

think you saw the full sandwich, like you don't like He's right, you don't get the sandwich till it's at the end of the line. I think

55:17

he had started the bread. No, at the end of the video,

55:21

you see him throw it in the t the trash can. Really, yeah, you'll see, I'll put the video online here in a second. But

55:24

he takes the full that you can see it, and then he shoves it

55:28

to the bottom of the can in front of the game. I cannot get

55:31

I mean, at that point you should have shared him right in the eyes

55:34

as he did it. At that point, what if the guy just goes

55:36

over and goes arm pit deep and rips it back out like a like a

55:39

bear grabbing a fish out of a river. I'm heading no money now.

55:43

That stuffinitely happens at the waffle house, someone says, realistically, who gets

55:49

out over Jimmy Johns? Anyways, that's true. Come on, hi,

55:52

it's Tanner, Jow and Laura. Good morning, Syrian Steve, very good

55:55

morning, guys. How are we doing doing well? Bro? Dude,

55:59

if I was customer, I would have reached over and smacked the ship out of that kid. You can't you can't say the S word on the air,

56:04

Serian Steve. You know that. Sorry, I love you guys.

56:07

Sorry, but you know I would have spect the crap out of that kid because he got really poor at it. You know, he is that a

56:13

whole, a whole someone cutting me off. You're just slaring and honking and

56:25

threatening violence against the morning Steve has worked up today. Yeah, deep breath.

56:30

I think some anger management might be in your future. Serians. Yeah,

56:36

that's what the wife says all the time. But anyway, you know honestly that I mean the worst he can do. That kid's probably gonna end

56:42

up sewing that sandwich away. He's gonna You could have said, hey,

56:45

listen, I'm sorry, we did you know cash only, here's you're sandwich.

56:51

If you got a chance come back and pay for it later, I would have given it to I mean, I mean that that guy. If

56:59

that, if you would have who would have brought him at the customer and brought like a hundred Oh my god, I doubt it. That guy the

57:05

customers seems like a miserable human being. Look how this guy is Like everyone

57:09

has said that to you every day of your life. Steve's fired up.

57:13

All right, brother, you'd be safe this morning, Okay, I don't drive all aggressively, all right? I running a guy off the road.

57:23

We got a couple of talkback messages to the iHeartRadio app. You can send

57:27

us one anytime. Just download it for your cell phone. It's free.

57:30

Hey brew crew, fat or here. I'm gonna say both those guys are

57:35

the a hole because if you work at Jimmy Jones, you're definitely an a

57:38

hole. With cash or card, you're an a hole too. Wow,

57:45

dare you? How dare you speak that way of Jimmy John's employees? So

57:50

you have to carry all forms of payment at all times? I mean who

57:52

doesn't? And this is another thought. I mean like there's no law that

57:55

you have to carry a debit card, but like who That's what I was

57:59

saying. Adult doesn't have plastic in their pocket? Yeah? You. Furthermore,

58:06

if I was at that Jimmy Johns and that guy took some attitude with

58:09

me like that, you know, I got a cup of acid waiting that

58:15

he keeps a lot on that in the car. Yeah. More of your

58:17

calls and talkbacks coming up Portland's Rock Station one of five nine The Brutes Tanner,

58:23

Drew and Laura. I want to know who the a hole is here?

58:28

It seems like it started to get split down the middle in the last segment, like some people thought the customer was the a hole, some people

58:32

thought the employee was the a hole. If you want to see the video

58:37

and you can see everyone's reaction and everything, it's online now at one five

58:39

nine. The Brew dot com. We did get another talkback message through the

58:44

iHeartRadio app. So was the issue that the cash register was down or was

58:49

the issue that the employee didn't know how to count change? I mean,

58:52

because here in Oregon you don't have to do math, read or write in

58:58

order to graduate. So I don't even know where this was. But maybe

59:01

that's your shoes The kid couldn't count, let's shoes off. That could have

59:08

been it, but base in the base in the video, I think it

59:12

was just they were having an issue and they couldn't accept. They couldn't give

59:15

back exact change, so they couldn't accept cash. Yeah, and just in

59:19

passing, we say you don't have to be able to read to graduate high

59:21

school. I know, I know, no dis being sarcastic, because you

59:25

have to read. And he's saying sometime you go to a place and you're

59:30

like, Wow, you're so dumb. How did you survive? How did you make it to this gas station? So that's true, I mean,

59:34

because guess what, I see a seventeen year old kid working and I'm like,

59:37

thank god, you might suck at it, but that means you have

59:40

work ethic Before the rest of these lazy sacks of trash. I know that's

59:45

aggressive, but it's the truth. Uh So there you go. People are

59:49

fired up. And that videos online now at one, five nine, the

59:52

brew dot com. It makes you want some Jimmy John's. I know they

59:55

are freaky fast. And the bread man I crave. I can smell the

1:00:00

bread, right, I crave the bread. I craved the bread and the chips together. The turkey, Tom, get what it's called the turkey.

1:00:07

It's a number four turkey, Tom, you remember? Oh my god,

1:00:12

since Laura knows all the state capitals, I bet you never forgot the menu

1:00:15

at Jimmy No, I've lost a few. I could tell you, maybe,

1:00:19

like what's the number six? I think number six is tuna, right,

1:00:28

but number six is too And now Laura still got it and could move

1:00:31

the number six of Jimmy John's. What if they were like bringing you back

1:00:36

to Jimmy John's Christmas. So maybe it's when you are capital and had a

1:00:43

capital of Arkansas, little rock. She's still got a big brain over there.

1:00:50

Okay, you work on your Jimmy John's menu, though, I will.

1:00:52

I spent I spent a lot of hours memory memorized work at Jimmy Johnes

1:00:58

only a summer while I was interning. Yeah, do you have any pictures

1:01:00

of you and your outfit? I don't think it was really only like a

1:01:02

visor and a T shirt. Yeah, and the T shirts are always looked

1:01:07

just jack. Yeah, gross and dirty. That's the worst part about going

1:01:09

to any restaurant where you know, like a little Caesars is the same way.

1:01:13

The people back there working looks like they've just been rolling in grease.

1:01:15

No, I mean you don't get too dusty to Jimmy John's, though,

1:01:19

like all the food. When Amy worked at Applebee's, you'd get back and

1:01:23

you're like, what have you been You definitely smell like the restaurant, like

1:01:28

mayonnaise or something. You smell like fried food, Like I like mayonnaise,

1:01:30

but I hate smelling it by itself. I don't think that because Amy worked

1:01:34

there for like fifteen years. I never smelled mayo on her. But every

1:01:37

time you smell fried food. I had a girlfriend who worked at Cinnabon and

1:01:40

she would come home smelling exactly like cinnebon. That might ruin it, dude,

1:01:44

I can't eatinnebon to st. I don't think i'd be able to work at a cinnabon or like an antie Ans or something like that. For that

1:01:49

reason, like I don't want to get sick of that smell, and you

1:01:51

know, I can't stand it smell. It just reminds you of being She

1:01:57

would come home and I really cared about her a lot, and I I

1:02:00

just she would come home and I would have to Like, I just couldn't

1:02:04

be in the same trying to fight the cinebunba. Yeah, whoa, you're

1:02:07

coming in hot with the cinnamon lady. Uh could smell like saparros or something.

1:02:12

Yes, original cinemon. You don't like a cinema. I didn't mind

1:02:17

them, but now I can't do it at all because of that hide standards

1:02:21

you and Laura good morning, Hey, good morning. Hey. The reason

1:02:23

a lot of these businesses are only accepting exact change is because they're trying to

1:02:29

encourage people to use their debit cards because they're tired of being robbed. Yeah

1:02:32

I was, Yeah, I did think about that, robbing their businesses,

1:02:37

and I mean, and they're putting their employees at risk. Right when we

1:02:40

look at all the the Department of Labor rules, you know, the employer

1:02:45

is responsible for the safety of their employees, and when all these thubs and

1:02:49

these punk kids are robbing all these places, they don't want to put their

1:02:52

employees at risk. That's a good point. That makes sense. And a lot of a lot of restaurants that don't accept cash will sit there's like there

1:02:59

will be a sign that says no casual on premises or something like that. It's just like, hey, by the way, if you're trying to and

1:03:02

they're making and they're making extra money off the debit and the credit card.

1:03:08

That's the only thing I thought the kid did wrong enough videos that you didn't

1:03:12

tell him that they had to pay time with a card beforehand, and he

1:03:15

didn't have to get hot when he said. They're not going to do a damn thing about it. All right, my friend, thank you for the

1:03:20

call. We appreciate it. I'm going la Orland's Rock Station one O five

1:03:31

nine the Brudes, Tanner, Drew and Laura. She's taking Friday off,

1:03:37

which is actually International Women's Day. She's celebrating me on that day. I'm

1:03:43

not coming in here. That makes sense because uh, you know, it

1:03:46

doesn't make sense like on international Women's dates and make a bunch of women work

1:03:50

doesn't make any sense. I mean, I don't mind working like that's on. I don't want to celebrated. I like my job. Yeah, well

1:03:57

they're working extra. They would actually to do X for stuff. In past

1:04:00

years they have, but I think the outrage was so overwhelming that they were

1:04:04

like, oh, maybe that's not a good idea. Well, I I

1:04:08

get their The argument is it's a International Woman's Day. You know, we

1:04:11

want to take the men off the air. We want female That means the

1:04:14

dudes get the day off and then all the women have to work. Yeah,

1:04:16

they are exhausted. I know you do so. Yeah, but happy

1:04:21

international early International Women's Day to you? What are you gonna do on Friday?

1:04:24

Are gonna that spot? Ay? Maybe? I don't know. Some

1:04:27

boatox. I'm probably look at my look at the movements. Yeah, it's

1:04:35

time. Nothing more empowering than losing the power to move your face. I

1:04:40

know, well, you know I'm losing the wrinkles. It looks good.

1:04:45

But anyway, I don't know. I think I'm gonna go volunteer and walk some dogs. Laura's figured out a way to pay for her boattox with her

1:04:49

HSA card. Are you going to true which is impressive. Are you going

1:04:54

because I've been trying to pay for my therapy with my HSA card and you

1:04:57

won't take it. Yeah, well you gotta you gotta go, right,

1:04:59

you gotta go to the right thing therapist. This isn't set up for that. But if it's it's a vis so you should be able to. It

1:05:03

depends on I've tried. She needs to get approved. That's what I needs

1:05:08

to get on the list. And it is healthcare. She tries to listen

1:05:12

to hear my mental breakdown. She wants them in real time. Mental health

1:05:16

is healthcare. Yeah, whatever people say. So it should be something that

1:05:21

you can get. I mean, if you can buy children's style and all

1:05:24

with it. That's one thing I hate about about the therapy, and I

1:05:27

do. I really like therapy and I would recommend it for anybody, but

1:05:30

it's like sometimes I'm not in the mood to go, and then I go,

1:05:33

and then she warms me up, and my sessions only forty five minutes,

1:05:36

but it takes me thirty minutes to warm up and then two hours to

1:05:40

cool down and then yeah, and then in a half a day to relax.

1:05:42

My guard brought a lot out of me, like, you know,

1:05:45

that's one thing I don't like about it, and it's not her fault,

1:05:47

right, It's just like, I know you're really emotional, but her time

1:05:50

is up. You're like, so you basically just dug up a blackhead on

1:05:55

my face and left you with it. You dug it up and you flicked

1:05:58

it back onto my face. And now I'm trying to get the last little

1:06:00

bit out of there, and I got no time. But I still I

1:06:03

still uh. I still love don and I do I do like. I

1:06:08

do like her a lot. I just don't do in God's work. Donnie's

1:06:11

she's when she listens to the show, it's like, because she'll just say

1:06:15

things in passing. I don't think i'd like that. It makes me uncomfortable.

1:06:18

Yeah, she wants to know all of you, Laura. That's the

1:06:21

plants, the on air you, the off air you. Is there a

1:06:26

way you could do like some sort of like pre therapy therapy, so you're

1:06:30

already warmed up when you get there. That's about about it. You never

1:06:32

Jonah hill her and start asking questions back. That's what you know. It's

1:06:36

time for me to ask some questions or No, you're here to just chill.

1:06:42

I never do that. I've never done that thing where, you know, like where Tony Soprano would get angry at this therapist and argue with her.

1:06:46

I never do any of that. I had an interesting relationship. They

1:06:48

had a very interesting relationship. But I've seen a lot of people do that.

1:06:53

You know, they get angry, like Casey beef water Bay sat with

1:06:56

a therapist and sat down with them for less than ten minutes, stood up

1:06:59

and said this isn't gonna work for me. I don't like you, and God just wocked out. This is the exact reason why Ksey beefwater Bay needs

1:07:04

to be in therapy, because exactly that. You need to go back and

1:07:09

see that exact first, like he just he said, he goes, I

1:07:12

go, well, you didn't even let them finish the session. He goes.

1:07:14

They were just telling me what I was about within like ten minutes of them knowing me. And I was like, well, they're they're professionals.

1:07:18

It's like an unbiased But that's that's the nice part about it, right.

1:07:21

It's like, sure, you guys have hated a therapist, because I've only

1:07:25

had to do it a couple of times in my life and I have a

1:07:28

not I never walked out. But there's one guy where he was trying to

1:07:30

tell me who I was, and I was like, you met me five

1:07:33

minutes ago. No, it is know what you're talking. And that is

1:07:35

when they start to like the second a God complex and they like, I

1:07:40

know everything about you already. Now it's like even when I've been there three

1:07:43

times, now you've known me for three hours. And also it's like it

1:07:46

is kind of like a dating relationship where it's like if the chemistry is not

1:07:49

there onto the next you know, like it's tough to find a good therapist

1:07:53

that you met. So I've been with her for I've been to don for

1:07:56

six years now. Yeah about just about get it done. And like Laura

1:08:00

said, that's God's work. Yeah, but donal, let's work on the

1:08:03

HSA. Okay, like I would, you will come way more if you

1:08:06

can get that card. I wonder what she thinks about sometimes and I go

1:08:10

in there, I'm just gonna I'll be complaining about the dumbest thing, but

1:08:13

you know it meant something to me. But I know a lot of times

1:08:16

I won't I won't say it out loud until I'm there, and then I'll

1:08:18

hear myself say it and go, oh, you know what, never mind, I just answered my own question. And I'm sure they have to compartmentalize

1:08:25

a lot because well, you're like, oh, I can't believe I said

1:08:27

that to her. The next person says something twice isn't. Yeah, I

1:08:30

think about that, But I do, like wonder if she ever is mentally

1:08:33

rolling her eyes. I don't, I mean not just somebody. She hears

1:08:38

it all, and also you have to think about she's going through her own

1:08:42

stuff. Like. Therapists are also human beings, so it's like, man,

1:08:45

you got to be a special type of person to be able to like

1:08:47

take on the burdens of everybody else, like all your clients, and then

1:08:51

go home and like deal with your kids and do that. Well, most

1:08:56

therapists believe in what they're doing, so lot almost I mean, the ones

1:09:00

that I've talked to tend to have their own therapist. You know, almost

1:09:03

every therapist that I've ever met has had their own therapist, and they need

1:09:09

it. Also, I've found my friends. Both of my friends' parents are

1:09:12

therapists, and they told me that she goes Therapists need therapists more than anybody

1:09:15

because you're their toxic avenger. You. All you do is hear people's problems.

1:09:19

Nobody comes to therapy to be like I'm having a great life. Buckle

1:09:23

up for this, you know, like you tell about the things that hurt

1:09:26

you. Yeah, so I recommend it, y'all. Yeah, I'm gonna

1:09:30

bing. I'm trying to bring back y'all. Y'all, Hey, y'all, bring that to the Northwest. Therapy is cool, y'all. Y'all. Ra

1:09:35

kids are hogging my whole HSA. When they grow up, take care of

1:09:42

me. Yeah, all right, coming up in a few minutes, more

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microphone button. There's another show that's gonna get a big reboot. We'll tell

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you about that coming up in a few minutes. Happy Tuesday, It's Tanner,

1:09:57

Jo and Laura on the Brew. You're listening to Drew and Laura.

1:10:02

Drew and Laura Portland's rock station, one of five nine the Brutes, Tanner,

1:10:09

Drew and Laura. Happy Tuesday. Baywatch is getting a reed boot.

1:10:16

It's gonna fail. How do you feel they did it? I think they

1:10:19

did yeah, but but I thought they did it like a TV show reboot

1:10:23

too. No, I don't know. I'm gonna say this, yeah exactly,

1:10:29

I'm gonna say the same thing I always say, why do we need

1:10:32

that? Wasn't wasn't an NBC show originally? I think you're right, Well,

1:10:36

this is gonna be on Fox sold the rights likely, so uh,

1:10:42

it'll like the original. It's gonna be a one hour long episode. And

1:10:45

according to Fox, those signatures, uh, those signature red bathing suits will

1:10:49

return. They'll just have like a ridiculous new cuts I'm sure, like a

1:10:55

modern Yeah, nice way to accentuate the leg He should have not done this

1:11:00

when they realized that Zach Effron was in the best shape of his life and

1:11:03

nearly butt naked, and Laura still sees no reason for the movie. So

1:11:09

that right there, it shows how trash. I didn't even watch the movie.

1:11:12

You didn't even run. I saw it, and it was I mean,

1:11:15

he wasn't the best shape of anyone in the history of time. But it's not that great. It's a bad movie. I'm not surprised. But

1:11:20

anyway, they're going to do the TV show again. They watched the TV

1:11:25

shows come back the Hof. I want the o G. I want the

1:11:27

o G cast. That's the only way I would watch it if it was

1:11:30

like Pamela Anderson as she is now, the Hoff as he is now.

1:11:32

But if you think he rocked ada, I mean he wasn't fat, but

1:11:36

he rocked a dad bod through that entire thing. Everybody was chiseled, and

1:11:41

Hop's like, I'm Hoff, dude, and I'm just gonna he had that

1:11:45

chester here. He didn't need muscles. Yeah, exactly. He was old

1:11:47

school sexy. So there you go. I have no interest in watching that,

1:11:51

But if you're interested, I know there are a lot of guys who

1:11:54

just love to watch the girls run on that show. That's Do you think

1:11:57

the Running will be back? I'm of course, it's the only show is

1:12:00

really the running will be bad. It's like the running was always trash.

1:12:03

These aren't athletes. We'll be back then back like, yeah, it'll be

1:12:08

back there. Oh wait, so we're gonna walk down the beach because something's

1:12:11

uncomfortable. People, no slow motion for Baywatch? You kidding? Think about

1:12:15

that? But I want you to direct an episode where they don't run.

1:12:18

They are lifeguards and times are changing, you know, so yeah, walk

1:12:24

it. I'm not gonna be exploited enough. It's not all about objectifying women,

1:12:30

Drew. You're saving people. We all run, grab your booie and

1:12:34

run and go save that dude. Just put it in fast motion. It's

1:12:39

gonna be terrible. We've wasted too much time talking about it as it is.

1:12:42

It's gonna be a terrible show. Mark my words. We are commercial

1:12:45

free things to our friends over at Lazy Boy Happy Tuesday, Sportland's rock station

1:12:49

one O five nine in the Brew Tanner Drew and Laura you're listening to and

1:12:56

Laura Drew and Laura. I'll tell you guys about the dude who ate his

1:13:01

thirty four thousandth big Mac. Well, it's the title, but we didn't

1:13:06

break down exactly what that details. Is this dude, This is a guy

1:13:11

who eats a big bank every day? Right? Is it the same dude?

1:13:14

Yeah? I mean just the sheer number of them. You have to

1:13:16

eat him every day and maybe two a day. How many did you say?

1:13:20

This? Bad boys? Crush This man from Wisconsin. His name is

1:13:24

Ronald Gorsky. He's eaten officially eaten thirty four, twenty eight. Big Max

1:13:30

Man, Oh my god, how is he not dead? How old is

1:13:33

he? Because he's too pads per. He began his his burger binge on

1:13:38

May seventeenth, nineteen seventy two, and has saved every single McDonald's receipt ever

1:13:44

since. So he's a hoarder and he has proof. I mean, I

1:13:48

know he's super gross, but he has proof. He says he's been in

1:13:51

love with Big Max since the very first bite. He says, quote in

1:13:55

that moment, I said, I'm going to probably eat these for the rest

1:13:57

of my life. That's what he's been doing. Well, He's eat about

1:14:01

nine sandwiches a day, nine sandwich only about two Big Macs a day.

1:14:08

That's probably for the best. Nine Big Max. I have one of those,

1:14:11

and I feel like I'm gonna explode. They're massive, Okay, nine

1:14:14

is I mean that's biblical. I mean, at that point you have gone

1:14:18

way beyond Is this man the size of a house? The picture that I

1:14:23

saw of him, he was a normal sized guy. He wasn't overweight,

1:14:25

he didn't have a not even a dad bot. He just took like a

1:14:29

normal average dude. If it's the same if it's the same guy. Because

1:14:32

here's my problem with the nine you know, like even just try and break

1:14:36

that down. They don't start serving it till eleven or ten thirty. Now

1:14:41

you're gonna do three, three and three. Yeah, because you're not just

1:14:45

eating one at a time. You gotta eat three, big max three times

1:14:47

a day. You're I mean, he's alive, but here you're playing with

1:14:51

fire. That's insanity. But I guess if that's your entire personality, then

1:14:57

you like, actually, I'm known for nothing else. You've got to keep

1:14:59

it up. Here's an image of him if you want to see him. Yeah, he's he's just an average looking dude. And he's got the worst

1:15:04

haircut in the history of haircuts. Oh my goodness. Oh what in the

1:15:10

what is that? It's like a it's a bowl cut, like a bowl

1:15:14

cuts, a bowl cut mullet with some side burns. Oh muh. He's

1:15:17

got to be a single dude, right when, of course. And look

1:15:20

he's got he's going to tie his tie is a big mac tie and he's

1:15:25

got chops to go down the side of his face. Oh god, wow.

1:15:30

So this this story was written actually a couple of days ago, he's had more than three thirty twenty big macs. If he's eaten to a day,

1:15:36

he's crushing a few more since then. Yeah, it's no way he's

1:15:40

quit. You know, when they first debuted it in nineteen sixty seven,

1:15:44

it was forty five cents. Wow, the financial obligation that's on it now.

1:15:48

I think he doesn't eat nothing, and that's probably why he's cracked six

1:15:53

dollars at this point, because you can't afford nine a day, maybe like

1:15:57

five ninety five. That's a lot for a standard big mac. I mean

1:16:00

it is a lot. It is the king of all their burgers. Do

1:16:03

you think he eats anything else, because at that point, I feel like

1:16:05

if you tried to eat a vegetable, daddy would rebel. Well, he

1:16:09

might, but I don't he eats anything else from McDonald's. I think it's

1:16:13

just a big Mac. I don't think he does the fries. It looks like he's got to sew to hear. But all the meals that I see,

1:16:17

there's never anything. He's got, probably a diet coke or something.

1:16:20

I get being a creature a habit, but trying to coexist with this man,

1:16:26

I don't think that there is. If he is into ladies, there's

1:16:29

one on the planet who's going to put up with that your entire life.

1:16:31

Maybe he's married, but I'd be willing to put the house on the fact

1:16:34

that's not possible. I mean, well, I mean, I guess only.

1:16:39

Hey, let's go out to dinner. You want to go to McDonald's.

1:16:41

Oh my god. But at least she doesn't have to worry about cooking.

1:16:44

You know you won't it wouldn't eat it if you did. Yeah.

1:16:47

Oh man, Well, everyone has their own thing, right. Maybe there's

1:16:50

missus Mac out there somewhere. It doesn't bice on that haircut. I'm gonna

1:16:55

say. No. Well, maybe she gets a quarter pounder with cheese and

1:16:58

then he eats a big mac and it's a big and there's someone for everyone.

1:17:01

Yeah. This story's also gone viral. And you know there's all sorts

1:17:05

of things dropped off a goodwill, right. I've dropped off some some weird

1:17:10

things of goodwill before, but I've never dropped off any ammunition, any any

1:17:15

hand grenades or anything like this. Oh my goodness. Yeah, I tend

1:17:17

to hoard my hand grenades. But a goodwill in Canada was forced to call

1:17:23

nine one one when someone came to the donation box with a paper what they

1:17:26

thought was a paperweight, It turned out to be a World War two era

1:17:29

hand grenade. Oh oh my god, and it was still was it locked

1:17:31

and lodo? I think so, But out of an abundance of caution,

1:17:34

Pree evacuated the store while the explosive disposal unit did its thing. Apparently it

1:17:41

was a dummy grenade, so okay, but you never know until you pull

1:17:44

the pin right or you you know, you do the proper inspection. If

1:17:47

I saw it, I would think I would treat it as live until it

1:17:50

wasn't. Jeez. But that then you're all frustrated, like half the best

1:17:55

the day's gone because you had to clear the place out over it. And

1:17:59

also why did you well, how would you? I mean, I'd take it to antiques road show or something first, Yeah, I want to do

1:18:04

it on that show. He had like a blanket with four hundred grand.

1:18:06

Yeah, and it's closed now. But like even andy in bags like the

1:18:11

Army surplus there you could buy you can buy those fake grenade shells, so

1:18:15

the road show likely wouldn't yield you what you would hope unless you pull the

1:18:20

pin and throw it in the middle and that would go viral. Yeah,

1:18:23

right, this is pretty interesting. Imagine going to the hospitals for some surgery,

1:18:28

you know, procedure. Maybe you were going in there to have your gallbladder removed. Instead you left the vasectomy. Whoa an unasked for this happened.

1:18:40

That's happened in Argentina, George Bistello went under the knife for a gallbladder

1:18:45

surgery. Initially, the procedure was tapping on I guess that Tuesday, but

1:18:49

ended up being delayed to day and on Wednesday, I guess of last week,

1:18:53

the hospital staff came into his room without asking him I question and willed

1:18:57

him away for surgery. But instead they willed him away to the sectomy surgery.

1:19:00

But I wouldn't say visect to me is like really surgery, Like you

1:19:04

don't have to be put under for a victim. You'd think that something was

1:19:08

a miss. Yeah, when they were snipping down by your genitals, He's

1:19:12

like, wow, my goalbladder, I think is shifted. He says.

1:19:15

At first there was a moment of speechless speechlessness and then panic that set in.

1:19:19

Gallbladder surgery ended up happening, and that was successful as well, so

1:19:23

is the vasectomy. But they say in this story that the viseectimy is irreversible

1:19:29

reverse. I don't think that. I thought it was reversible. They normally

1:19:31

are, but maybe they thought he asked for the no turnback, so maybe

1:19:38

maybe they do it differently in Argentina. Now, if you already had kids

1:19:42

and like you were in my situation, you'd be able to maybe pivot here.

1:19:46

But say you hadn't and you want to have kids, now I'm on

1:19:49

fire. Just randomly give someone a sex And that's why there's the possibility of

1:19:54

litigation because he was hoping to have a child with his new girlfriend. Oh

1:19:58

man, so now, yes, Sue, Sue's sup. You might not

1:20:01

have kids, but you're gonna be able to feed that back account. And

1:20:04

what if it was a situation where he never wanted to have kids but they

1:20:06

don't know that, and mycroper, we're gonna have kids now we were acting.

1:20:13

That's why my gallbladder was in the way. We were well. And

1:20:15

then that's the problem because what if his girlfriend leaves him because she's like, well, now you can't give me kids. I gotta go stuff happened.

1:20:23

That's why he needs to get a big payout. Hold on he's there,

1:20:26

Yeah, exactly, he's heartbroken. He may be a loan pay me.

1:20:29

Well, there you go, uh going for surgery for your gallbladder? Walkouts

1:20:32

a little less of a man. I guess man, they've stolen the seat

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or at Tanner Troop and Laura. Yeah. Also online you uh, you

1:21:24

can see the video of that cop who lifted that giant haybail out of the

1:21:28

street. Myster mister Thighs is his name actually Officer Thighs boarding for duty,

1:21:35

so he's online. You can also see the video of uh, hold on,

1:21:40

what does this? What is this? In habit? Habit habit?

1:21:43

What are this? What are they? Which are the here? I've got

1:21:48

stuff. I promise we're discovering content in real time. Yeah, well I

1:21:51

should have you know, I've done this like two days in a row now,

1:21:55

where I wait until I'm on the air to go and look at it

1:21:59

when I really should be more professional and do the prep before I go on

1:22:02

the air. I think the thing is, why tell them we're live when

1:22:05

we can prove it. It's very good. It's all happening in real time,

1:22:11

folks. Here it is. A car actually ends up in a a

1:22:13

in a pool during a police chase. The car drove through the backyard or

1:22:16

something and then ended up in the pool. It's a dip. You can

1:22:19

see that video of the who the a whole bit from earlier of the the

1:22:24

guy going off on the Jimmy John's employee. We've also got a poll at

1:22:29

one O five nine the Brew on Instagram. What are people? What are currently? What do the currently thinks? The Jimmy pole, Who's who's the

1:22:35

a hole? Is it the employee who refused to give him the sandwich because

1:22:40

they couldn't they weren't accepting cash right now? Oh, the employee is the

1:22:45

a hole? Is the winning vote? Here's sixty sixty seven percent of people

1:22:49

say the employee is the guy in the room the employee. Yeah, yeah,

1:22:55

I made a good point. I know, I find I mean,

1:22:58

and I guess some say the customer is always right, but I've I guess

1:23:01

I'm quick. I refuse to believe that sometimes the customer is just this is

1:23:08

interesting. So the other day I learned that the customer is always right is

1:23:12

not the full phrase, what is it? It's like the customer is always

1:23:15

right when it's a matter of taste or something. So basically you shouldn't tell

1:23:17

if they if a customer wants something, you can't be like that's pretty ugly.

1:23:21

Don't get that, you know. So it's like it's not actually about

1:23:24

the customer. A yeah, I see, I just to be laughing in

1:23:31

somebody's face and filming them just for nothing, knows that customer is the jerky

1:23:40

Yeah, and maybe the kid would have been nicer if the customer wasn't such

1:23:44

a d bag and I and I hate when people like, look at the dumb dumb over here and clearly like not the most brilliant guy. What are

1:23:50

you doing. It's like when you're not mad and someone says, why are

1:23:53

you so mad? Bro? That's what pisses you off. It's like that.

1:23:56

Now I'm looking for your kidneys. Shut it down. So just go

1:23:59

check out the on you decide one of five nine in the dot com Click on Tanner, Drew and Laura. Let's go to line one. Good morning.

1:24:09

Worked at a bar for a long time and we always had a sign

1:24:12

up that said the customer is always right, but the bartender decides who is

1:24:15

still a customer. That's a good one. Yeah, okay, yeah yeah.

1:24:18

I think bartenders especially need to be able to toss people like a rep

1:24:23

because you can't. You can't be a jerk just because you think you're right.

1:24:26

Like sorry, I don't care, I do not care. I'm I'm

1:24:29

a human being and you're gonna treat me like one, or I'm gonna finger your food. I'm gonna finger blast you. I'm going two or three knuckles

1:24:34

deep in your mash. Petite. Oh, that's right, gross, Thank

1:24:38

you, my friend, thank you. Yeah. I think today's episode should

1:24:43

be called mashed Potatoes three digits deep. You got it. It's a little

1:24:46

longimes three something there. You're gonna have to get to the last thirty seconds

1:24:53

of the episode to figure out why it's called Digit and your Taters. You

1:24:56

won't not, you won't know why until two hours later. Digit. You're

1:25:00

digits like that and it really fits the title hashtag of Digit in your Taters.

1:25:05

So you need to listen to the whole show so you know why dig

1:25:09

it's the That's right, we will we will see you tomorrow if they'll have

1:25:15

us, if they'll have us, pat see after the segment. I hope

1:25:19

they like Digit and the Taters. You guys are actually gonna go by Digit

1:25:23

and the Tater tomorrow, Digit Tater and Laura gonna digit Digit. I'll are

1:25:34

you you just bravy No no, no no, no, I'm just gonna.

1:25:39

I'm gonna. I'm gonna keep my name. You guys can fight over

1:25:44

Digit and Tator, not chicken gravy nothing. I'm good, Digit Tater and

1:25:48

chicken gravy, I don't know, just taters and gravy and dig Digit Tater

1:25:55

and Wallas. I mean, it's just a digit and the tater is a

1:25:58

dry experience. All Right, we probably while ago. We're going to keep

1:26:03

whopping this and then we'll uh, you should have wrapped this up two minutes

1:26:08

ago. All right, Tomorrow we get more tickets to go see Limp Biscuit

1:26:11

and Corey Feldman super stoked for that show. I actually really am. There's

1:26:15

like a handful of shows that I'm just freaking excited for this year, and

1:26:18

actually there's three of them, Green Day, Food Fighters, Limp Biscuit.

1:26:24

How many dat tater covered digits would you give Limp Biscuits concert this summer?

1:26:30

Well, I haven't seen it yet. That's got to be five, five

1:26:32

tight covered digit five tater cover digits. Sure, yeah, yea yeah,

1:26:35

sign up? Out of how many five? Five? Well, see,

1:26:40

it should be a ten scale so you can get you know, and it's

1:26:43

like five and a licked pinky and eight just keeps getting worse. Yeah,

1:26:49

the show's gone off the rails. We'll see tomorrow. Teresa's Next by