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You banner, Drew, Laura. It is Tuesday, March twelve, twenty

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twenty four, tan Or, Drew and Laura. We are Yeah, happy

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Tuesday. Happy Tuesday, my kids. I had a nice Monday yesterday,

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pretty productive Monday. Yeah, what you do? You just get a lot

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done and then I just got some shortes done around the house. Laura,

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Nice, something's done. I got that new TV stand in the mail.

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You know what's crazy? So I buy this TV stand in the mail,

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which, by the way, you would have thought you were purchasing a new

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car. How much research you did on this thing? I yeah, because

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I only I had, Like I didn't want to go like really big and

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get a big, fancy one, Like it's like an eight hundred dollars thousand

0:48

dollars one. Don't you have like an eighty five inch Tellege. I gotta

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say, it's seventy five, seventy five, it's grande. Yeah, but

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I wanted a TV stand, but I didn't want the TV stand to be

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shorter than the TV so I needed to make sure it was long enough.

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Then of course I'm picky about the style and that that was what took so

1:03

long, was just to pick a set in the style how long was this

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bad boy? Like, how big is this this delivery? It was ninety

1:11

inches is the length of the TV stand. But so I get home yesterday

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and it showed up finally, and I totally forgot because for some reason I

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thought it was supposed to be here next week. But yeah, it showed up yesterday and I get home and all the delivery driver did was leaning against

1:26

the garage door. And it's in the rain, and it's against the it's

1:30

actually leaning against it. It's just leaning against my garage door. Now walk

1:34

it up to your front door, which is about fifteen feet away from the

1:38

garage. And so I like it did feel like it maybe you'd been there

1:45

for only ten minutes or something, because it was barely moist. It was

1:48

barely just just a wee bit moist. But with the weather we've been having,

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it's kind of you just leave it in my driveway, leaned against my

1:55

garage door, and also be mad about that lean like if there's a spot

1:59

where it could be left dry, not leaned against the garage door that's on

2:01

wheels on the inside of there, you know, so like you're likely not

2:06

going to damage it, but you know, if you were leaning something against

2:08

your garage all the time, you guess it get wonky. Yeah, well,

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anyway, it was nice that they like they didn't completely get soaked through,

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right, that would have been a bummer if you would have opened it

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up and all the pieces were warped from the rain. So then I get

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it inside, and I had scheduled to go out to lunch with my neighbor.

2:25

Yeah, and I love my neighbor, but I think he's trying to

2:30

convert me to be a Jehovah's witness because this is kind of a new development,

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right that your neighbor is asking you out to lunch all the time.

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Well, I don't know, but I don't remember you guys hanging out previously,

2:43

like you like you, we would kind of like talk about it,

2:45

right, we would kind of talk about hanging out and going out to lunch. Well, finally, think we're just pulling the trigger. And I enjoy

2:50

his company. I really like going out and having lunch with him and having

2:53

a beer tube. Yeah, of course, but each time is there a

2:57

little more jazz each time? Like on the way because we will drive there

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together each time. It's like, you know, the Bible says, and

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it's fine. I listened to listen. I was raising a Christian family. I have no problem listening to all that stuff. Somebody wants to quote,

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I just I'm not gonna stop. I thought we were just hanging out.

3:15

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. It does kind of feel like, Okay,

3:19

are there are alterior motives here? I thought, you know, you just

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like hanging out with me? But no, apparently I think he does, but I don't, and I'm not sure, right he doesn't because he's not

3:29

preaching. It's just like you're you're just being groomed. Yeah. I almost

3:32

feel like, now, what how do you deflect? Or like, what's

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your game play like? When you don't really, I'll just sit there and discuss. I'll challenge. I'll challenge about this great playing the James Webb telescope.

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Oh so did you say that to him? No, I'm just if

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it gets to that point though, you might have to pull up the big Yeah. Yeah, that's all gonna be. Well, we didn't debate or

3:58

anything like that. I just I will. I'll just throw out little challenges

4:01

here and there, and then he'll go on another tangent. My deflections are

4:05

always like left field stuff like, oh my, did you just see that

4:09

guy? We Drew tried to change the subject completely. Yeah, exactly,

4:13

I'll engage. It's just that I'm like, what's the motive here? And

4:17

I don't know that he's trying to you to be like, hey, yes,

4:20

sorry, this actually makes me really uncomfortable. Can we talk about something

4:24

else? Yeah? Right, Like I was touched by an angel or someone

4:30

else by an angel? Props? Possibly show great show Touched by an Angel

4:36

was on the house on the TV in my house all the time, dude.

4:40

My mom was very strict and I was actually telling my neighbor about this

4:43

yesterday that I couldn't watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. There was no secular,

4:46

secular, secular music in my house. Yeah, there was d C Talk.

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Carmen, did you get down with DC Talk? Oh? I was.

4:55

I was addicted for Jesus. My friend he knows DC Talk, knows

4:59

that reference Jesus freak over here. And you know, I maybe the deflecting

5:05

of it comes from I don't really have a ton of knowledge past, like

5:10

the big lines in the Bible. Yeah, Like, if somebody wants to

5:13

go Bible talking with me, I'm I feel like she's lightly uncomfortable because it's

5:16

like the least educated I am about anything, because I didn't go to church

5:21

every day and go to anything, and I went to a Christian school every

5:26

day, church Royal Rangers every Wednesday night. It's like the Christian boy Scouts,

5:31

and then church on Sunday mornings and Sunday nights. Yeah, I have.

5:35

I had the same schedule, but I've been I've been removed from it

5:39

for a while now. So even my knowledge, he's a little rusty at

5:43

this way. Yeah right, I'm thrown out like TikTok facts. Yeah yeah,

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I mean Lord created the earth in six days and then rested on the

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seventh. Next TikTok right, spark now no brew news up date. Powered

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White event is helth Portland and o H partner. Anyway, Amen, Well

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next time you stayed in Airbnb, hopefully this will put your mind at ease.

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Yesterday they announced they are banning the use of indoor security cameras enlistings globally.

6:15

Outdoor security cameras like video doorbells and stuff like that. They will be

6:18

able to use, but they have to disclose them being here. They already

6:23

had a rule a similar rule for indoor cameras in private areas like bedrooms,

6:28

bathrooms, things like that, but they could still use them in common areas

6:31

as long as they disclosed that information. That is no longer the case,

6:35

and hosts who have them have until April thirtieth to get read. Some many

6:41

times, if I've been caught on camera doing weird stuff, just dancing around

6:45

the living room, yeah, I will say it's that. That's weird.

6:50

Princess of the Princess of Wales. She is the princess now, right,

6:55

not just the duchess. That's how that goes. Kate Middleton, she was

7:00

us did editing a photo of her family, and people made such a big

7:04

deal about this. First of all, Kensington Palace released the photo in the

7:09

first place to prove to us that Kate was alive and well, because there

7:13

were rumors that she might be dead. So they put out this photo and

7:16

they're like, look, the family's great, and then people were like,

7:19

wait a minute, I noticed something weird over here, what's going on?

7:24

So Kate Middleton has now had to apologize for editing this photo of her family.

7:29

And it wasn't even a yes, because it was like, I don't

7:32

know what. I don't know what she was trying to accomplish, but it

7:36

was like just like a corner of somebody's clothing, like not even a big

7:42

deal at all, but for some reason it is a big deal because it's

7:45

the royal family. Wasn't mad the news was on this all day yesterday.

7:48

I just wanted to throw something at the television. Yeah, everything is gonna

7:51

be fine. We fought wars, so we didn't have to care about this

7:56

stuff exactly. Yeah, but you know, just it's nice to know that

8:00

Kate Middleton is alive and well in the families is doing fine. And finally

8:05

the Oscars told two very big lies on Sunday night. You might be upset

8:11

by this. I know you watched the show. Tanner Messi, the dog

8:15

from Anatomy of a Fall was not actually even in the audience. Can you

8:20

believe that everything was pre recorded? So they did do some taping beforehand,

8:26

but he wasn't there in real time. And possibly possibly even more disturbing was

8:31

the fact that John Cena wasn't fully naked. I don't believe that figured not

8:37

out. Yeah, so he was covered in the front and he was covered

8:41

in the back. I'm not fully naked. Oh and also al Pacino says

8:46

that the reason he didn't read the nominees for Best Picture is because the producers

8:50

told him not to, So layoff. I'm not buying that. I'm not

8:54

buying that. Yeah, it was weird more in those stories one to five,

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nine and the brew dot Com thank you much. And now through sports

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here's true. Well, you wouldn't expect the Blazers to take down the Boston

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Celtics at this point because the Celtics have really had a pretty good year and

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the Blazers are rebuilding, so getting blown out is kind of par for the

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course. That's what happened one twenty one ninety nine as the Blazers stuck at

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eighteen wins, fight over on wins for the year. Guys, is not

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looking good at this point. Might as well burn that ticket. Also,

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this is sad news if it's true, but the Dallas Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott

9:43

filed the lawsuit yesterday where he accused of woman and her attorneys of attempting to

9:48

extort one hundred million dollars from him. Apparently they said that he was that

9:56

he sexually assaulted this lady back in twenty seven, and Tina, We're like,

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we're gonna expose into the world your career is over if if you don't

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give us all this money, and he's like, I didn't ever do that. So he has now sued her back wants a million dollars for all his

10:11

attorney fees. And if it's true, that's one dark side of being a

10:16

professional athlete, getting extorted all the way to the top. But we'll let

10:20

it all play out on the field, which is the court in this case.

10:26

Finally, the Vikings who lost Kirk Cousins yesterday, which isn't the end

10:31

of the world when he needed one hundred and fifty million dollars to play for

10:35

three years. Think about that. Seventeen games for fifty million dollars a year.

10:41

I don't know how that I'd take it. Yeah, I definitely jump

10:45

on that train. But Cousins jumped on the train right out of town.

10:48

And now Sam Darnold is the best quarterback on the roster. Wow, short

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staffed even in the NFL. There's your sports, thank you very much.

10:56

Coming up in about an hour, I had another pair of tickets to go

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see Jason bonhams led Zeppelin evening nice, so make sure you're listening to win

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Happy Tuesday. It's Tanner, Drew and Laura and one of five nine the brew you're listening to and Laura Drew and Laura. All right, we must

11:15

pick a winner here for this sound contest, this weird sound contest, so

11:18

we can move on to pretend this contest never happened. Yes, I thought

11:22

it was gonna be a good idea. A friend of mine who's got a radio show tried it out, and you know it, it worked out pretty

11:30

well for him. And it's you know, we actually did get some people

11:33

to participate. It just it was it was yeah, glow roast, Yeah

11:37

exactly. You know when you cook the marshmallow and it takes a really long

11:41

time to get brown. It felt like that. Yeah, but I would

11:43

really prefer it to be one of those marshmallows that just like catches on fire.

11:46

Yeah, you know, and then you have to So we were looking

11:52

for like weird sounds in your house. Do you have a drawer that sounds

11:54

like chewy when you open it up? Do you have an odd floor,

11:58

Like every time I walk into my upstairs bedroom, it creaks or squeaks or

12:01

whatever it does. It makes annoying sound. Your glovebox played jazz, Yeah,

12:07

Laura played us to sound yesterday. It sounds someone's love box opened up.

12:09

Sounds like someone playing the trumpet. Yeah, like some New Orleans music

12:15

when the Saints come, Mom, gotta hate that song when you need that

12:20

song and it's right anyway, we found the video on the Internet of a

12:24

door that made some crazy witch sound, and we're like, I wonder if

12:28

other people have things like that in their house. Answer is no, apparently

12:33

on paper. On paper, it was a good idea. It didn't turn

12:35

out as great as we thought. But we do appreciate the people who did

12:39

participate in the contest because they do have a chance. Heer tickets and we're

12:43

about to find out who wins. But the winner's gonna either get Red Hot

12:46

Chili Pepper's tickets, Ever Clear tickets, Blazers tickets when they take on Golden

12:52

State, or Sebastian Menescalco Nice. All those are really good shows. I'd

12:56

like to see every one of those shows or go to that game. Me

13:00

up for whatever they don't take. Yesterday, Drew, you were out. You had some personal stuff to take care of, and we were trying to

13:05

pick a winner yesterday. We were we were supposed to pick a winner yesterday,

13:09

but Laura and I couldn't come to it again, as per usual,

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we couldn't. As per usual, Laura's having a hard time catching up with

13:16

reality and choosing my choosing my horse. So we need to find a way

13:22

to break the tie. Yeah, and that's gonna be you. Okay,

13:24

sorry Drew to put you in this. All right, I'm taking sides this morning early, and if I lose, I lose, that's fine. I'm

13:30

sorry. If they lose. What you're tied to now it's it's my horse.

13:37

Laura chose Michael, who has a silverware drawer that sounds so terrible.

13:43

Nobody can sneak ice cream or cereal or anything anything that requires a pretty annoying

13:54

drawer in the house. And obviously you can tell he's going back and forth.

13:56

But I'm surprised that you didn't choose that one to here the one who

14:00

said it sounded like the Jurassic Park themes. And I don't know why I'm

14:07

doing it as Peter Griffiths. Anyway, that's what Laura shows magic very annoying.

14:16

I will admit that that is a very annoying sound, yes, but

14:20

this is what I chose. I chose Ashley, who has a steam mop

14:24

that sounds a lot like the dildo Derby. Good morning, guys. This

14:28

is what it sounds like when I turn on my steam mop. I definitely

14:31

think it's probably time for a new one. As you hear Drew saying,

14:39

start your dildo, I can feel him go down. I can taste the

14:43

victory. It's a game. We used to play, bacon and beers.

14:46

Those are tough anyway, That's what we've narrowed it down to. I I

14:50

went with Ashley, Lord's going with Michael. We need to know which one

14:54

it is here, dude, so we can pick a winner and move on

14:58

and put this to rest like a like a like like a hurt horse.

15:03

Laura, just put this thing to rest. That's a lot of glue.

15:09

What do you think, Drew, don't make the wrong choice words from either

15:15

of you on this. I mean, I think my choice speaks for itself.

15:20

Gosh, I try. I really like them both. I do,

15:30

And just coming out of the gate, I figured, you know, like I liked the name steam up. Yeah, but I do. I do

15:37

like the the Peter Griffin and bression actually hurt your chances here, damn.

15:45

But I am going to go with steam up. Congratulations. Actually what congratulations?

15:54

Actually you get your choice at tickets. Sounds like when I turn my

16:00

steam lap. I definitely think it's probably time for anyone, Rob. That's

16:07

annoying that you gotta get a new mop anyway, is that giving anyone flashbacks

16:15

of me winning the last? Oh? Stop? Just I mean I got

16:19

one. He did so technically he is the reigning champ. How convenient?

16:29

Yeah, well, whenever you guys want to play, we can set it up in the hall. But not sounds good? Well, there you go.

16:36

Congratulations. Actually, we'll get a hold of you and get you your

16:40

tickets to see whichever one the Chili Peppers ever clear? You want to see

16:45

the Blazers take on Golden State or Sebastian Menescalco choices? I think i'd picked

16:49

choice. Oh would you choose Chili Chili Peppers all out of that squad?

16:55

Probably? I mean the Blazers are I don't know. I think i'd go with Sebastian Menescalco. Yeah, that's a close. It's just not until October.

17:03

But he's so damn funny. Good to have something to look forward to.

17:06

Everyone of his special You're right, Laura, every one of his specials on Netflix, Yourself Funny, And I think I think I'd walk out with

17:14

my face hurting, you know, and you just laughside your face hurts and then the little hot dogs in the back of your neck swell up. Yeah.

17:18

And I don't go to comedy shows very often, so that might be

17:21

a nice change of pace. I'm getting back into the swing and the swing

17:23

of it. Man. I want to you know, I want to go

17:25

see Greg Fitzimmons at Helium with Casey And I was like, dude, I

17:29

got to do this more because it does something to my mental state, for

17:32

your soul to have a nice laugh for sure. You know. I struggle

17:37

sometimes just being a sad little bitch well happy, and sometimes I need to

17:41

go to a comedy show just to be told that and and to get out

17:45

and like I just feel like a different person. Yeah after a comedy show.

17:48

So I'm doing it more. And the guys over at Helium are so great. They always get us a table and I'm the guy at the comedy

17:55

show that I don't want to sit up front though, because you don't you

17:57

don't want to get picked. No, I don't want to get him to

18:00

call me out like I've been front and center it shows with a like.

18:03

So I was front and center for this band called the Aquabats and you said

18:07

they're an old ska band. If you like that stuff, you remember them.

18:10

But they invite you on stage to play the trombone or so. So it was. I remember the show was on a Friday, and it was

18:15

a school day, so I woke up super early to go to school whatever,

18:18

and then all that day I hung out with friends and then we had the concert that night. I was exhausted, Yeah, but it was at

18:22

the Roseland and I got up against the stage because they had no rail at

18:26

this concert. It was just you know, people right up against the stage.

18:29

Yeah. And I just was leaning against the stage, just kind of chilling and not really moving the entire concert. He called me out. The

18:34

lead singer was right before the very last song, or maybe two songs before

18:37

the end. But he goes, this guy in the yellow shirt hasn't danced

18:41

a whole night. You know, That's what the leading the Aquabat says.

18:45

And he points right at me. And I was wearing an awful mustard colored

18:48

yellow shirt were he couldn't be talking about anyone but you at that moment.

18:52

Try and look past you. You could have done like a Madonna thing and

18:56

pretended you were in a wheelchair. I should have. I should have,

18:59

but I I Anyway, he goes get He demanded that I come up on

19:02

stage, where I had to leave. Oh my gosh, and aggressive I

19:06

had. He called me up on stage for the song and I had to dance to that entire song, which I did. Ladies and gentlemanshed weird like

19:15

Scott dancing that people do flail about. I was like Captain Deuschano all but

19:22

yeah, so I got called out, and that's why I don't want to really get it in the front anymore. I don't want to, especially at

19:26

comedy shows. You don't want to be the butt of a joke. Yeah.

19:29

Well I'm because I do it every week, every day here in the

19:32

studio. I can have a good night. I'm trying to have my weekend.

19:34

Can I just relax a little bit? Yeah? I mean, not

19:37

being dead center is a good idea on those because you're just a sitting target.

19:41

You know, it's at a nice intimate club and like I was.

19:45

I went to go see uh, you know, Whammy with K C.

19:48

B. David David Keckan. We went to see him a helium and he

19:52

started to just go down the aisle. And every time that happens, I'm

19:56

like, oh, please don't stop here, please my famfortable. I don't

19:59

like, did he did he snip you out? Or he walked Ours is

20:03

the last table and he just skipped right past it. I don't know.

20:06

Like Casey thought that he might have recognized this from the morning show, but usually the comedians have no By that time, their brain is washed, they're

20:11

done and they're in perform mode. Like we we bumped into Greg Greg Fitzsimmons

20:15

after the comedy show that you know, we interviewed him in the studio that

20:19

that morning. Yeah, he looked right through me, like he didn't recognize

20:23

I think they once there are a lot of c and they're just faces.

20:27

Yeah. I was, you know, I wasn't offended that much, not

20:32

as offended as I could have been. If I would have whip whipped out

20:34

my feet, he would have recognized him. Yeah, he did like your

20:37

feet. Oh yeah, if he if he didn't recognize your foot, that

20:40

would have been real cold. All right, we're gonna we're gonna take a

20:44

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Skaters clean pools for free in California, just like the old school days.

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Just just cut it up in some pools. You can see a straight

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cat crash a couple's wedding. Oh, maybe that's a sign that it's not

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really What color was the cat? Oh my gosh, has a black cat.

21:21

Lots of signs a bad sign for your wedding. But that's online.

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A fourteen year old driver was pulled from a burning car. Always good to

21:30

see Herod's video. This kid out, fourteen year old driver? What was

21:36

he doing behind the wheel of a car? Doesn't sound like he was Yeah,

21:41

it sounds like he was stolen maybe, But the video you can see

21:45

the cop running to the to the driver's side of the car, stopping bashing

21:49

out the window because the engine's on fire. Like you can see flames coming

21:52

out of the front of the engine. Stopping video of Los Angeles police officers

21:56

trying to save three teens trapped inside a car on fire. The car had

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crashed into a traffic signal and caught fire. The officers broke the windows,

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sliced open the airbags, and pulled the driver in front. Are you okay,

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you're right? All right? Now you're going to jail under arrest.

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Wake up, you're order arrest? Yeah, dude. Anyway, that videos

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online one of five nine in the brew dot com, as well as our Donkey Show podcast and much much more coming up here in a few minnots.

22:25

We've got tickets to go see Jason Bonhams led Zeppelin Evenings. It used to

22:30

be the Led Zepplin Experience, but apparently the band wanted the word experience back

22:34

because they're going to do something with it. I'm sure they are. That's

22:37

what they say they're gonna do. It's a sweet word. Yeah, it

22:40

is a pretty sweet word. I don't know what they're gonna do with it, but anyway, Jason Bonham had to change the name and it's still the

22:45

same badass show though his kids gonna even open up for him nice. So

22:48

we'll have your tickets coming up later on this morning, and comedian Steven Kramer

22:52

Glickman. It's going to be in studio around seven thirty. It's Tanner,

22:56

Drew and Laura. Happy Tuesday. You're listening to Drew and Laura. Drew

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the microphone button to record. So there's a Portland roughes on my tande that

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point nine and they make me smile. They do. It's Danne Lore.

23:23

The hell is this? I don't know keep I don't know the song he's

23:30

parroting me keep ju? Well? Should do I have the bruise to everyone

23:37

rock on? All right? M Not everything can be home runs, just

23:42

like the segment of the bit we did with the Magical Sounds. Not everything

23:47

can be a home run. Sometimes the songs are good, sometimes they bring everything to a screeching hole. Yeah exactly. And you know you look at

23:52

an album, not everything's a hit. No right, Yeah, that's that's

23:56

one of the b sides. Yeah, we still appreciate you though. I

24:00

love MC d just send us better songs. Song. I remember I listened

24:11

to this so much after Guardians of the Galaxy came out because I bought the

24:14

soundtrack. Oh yeah, and yeah, this was on it, and this

24:17

is this is a bop. Let's singer Eric Carmon passed away at the age

24:22

of seventy four of an under undisclosed cause I guess that was yesterday. Yeah.

24:26

We kept sending emails about it, and and now I kind of feel

24:30

like a jerk. So I was like, who is this guy? I

24:32

don't know, Eric Carmon. He's done some of the best bops you've ever

24:34

heard. Yeah, Like, for example, Hungry Eyes is a lull alert.

24:44

That's good. Lord, Yeah, that's all I got. I don't know the rest of the song. It's about all I got to. Yeah,

24:51

you're right, I got. I want to hear the other one.

24:59

I want to hear listen to that. Yeah. Our company wanted to make

25:04

sure that we all knew that this guy passed away yesterday, So we probably

25:07

got seventy two emails letting us know that Eric Carmen, not Cartman, you

25:11

South Park Nerds passed away a seventy four from an undisclosed cock. Oh yeah.

25:18

The Raspberries formed in nineteen seventy and had their first and biggest hit in

25:22

nineteen seventy two, Go All the Way. Of course, I ended up

25:26

in the Guardians at the Galaxy soundtrack. Oh was that the one you just played? I just played. This one's just this one's just a you know,

25:33

an American classic. Yeah, he is an American, right, Yeah,

25:36

I have no idea, I think. Yeah, is this thing came

25:40

out in eighty seven, right in the heat of it, even if it was dancing, even if he wasn't, I was going to for the for

25:45

the country, claim him as our own. Yeah. Well that's dirty dancing.

25:51

There's nothing there's nothing more American than dirty Dancing. Yeah, which is

25:53

another movie I actually have not seen. Have you ever seen Dirty Dancing?

25:56

You uncultured swan, you would think that that's like a perfect movie for you.

26:03

Why, Well, because it's a great like story of like, it's

26:07

a love story. Then it gets all torn up and then the empowered female

26:11

comes through in the end and crushes the dance. Okay, all right,

26:15

well I'll add it to the never ending list of movies hopeless list. After

26:21

leaving the Raspberries to uh am, I saying that right, the rasp I

26:25

think it's raspberries. Raspberry is spelled oh, because I'm such a moral raspberry.

26:32

It's the mystery. Anyway. His first single and his biggest solo hit,

26:37

was all by Us. I think of all the friends. Oh,

26:47

don't squit your face is first. Don't this is a jam. I mean

26:52

it is a good song, but god, it's all about the chorus of

26:56

his song so depressing. He's got hungry eyes. No, he's he's not

27:03

hungry for Oh no, you're right, but he still hungry eyes first,

27:06

then he got hungry eyes. I kind of like, I hear this.

27:11

I love it, Laura, I kind of laugh when I hear this song

27:14

though. It's kind of funny, right, such a cheese It's cheesy,

27:18

But that's nineteen seventy five. Yeah, okay. The song, of course,

27:26

went to number two on the Pop chart and was later covered by Seline

27:30

Dion in nineteen ninety six. No one played it again after that. Yeah,

27:37

probably she took over. I got an email. Sorry, they're like

27:41

stop with that song. Yeah, and hungry Eyes obviously from Dirty Dance,

27:45

Dirty Dancing and just just just a good songwriter. Man. Then he rest

27:51

in peace. I like how they don't like an undisclosed illness, Like what

27:55

is that? It's probably we want our priva scene. We're not telling and

27:59

so I hate to speculate, but we're gonna speculate it. Could it be

28:03

from years of drug abuse, a drug abuse in the past. Could it

28:06

be from a lot of people don't like to tell people when they have cancer.

28:10

Yeah, but I feel like usually when it's cancer, it comes out

28:14

at the end, or it's like he had secretly been yeah, and that

28:17

hasn't come out for twelve years. Maybe it's not something that you ease a

28:21

rock star or whatever he is. You know that last song doesn't say rock

28:25

star, excuse me? Rocks so hard? This right now? Well?

28:32

Yeah, crowser But it could be dark in the end, and maybe he

28:36

didn't want people to I bet you there's a metal version of this. That's

28:41

that's fine, Hungry, there's gotta be metal cover. I bet you did

28:47

pop up? Uh Newfound Glory did it? Oh? Well, because they

28:52

didn't put out a cover album like Everything Gold Can Stay or something like that.

28:59

Might that out all right? I don't know, Yeah, covered it

29:12

great, but you get the idea. They're gonna ye his lyrics nothing gold,

29:19

rest in peace? All right, p Eric, you were you were

29:22

a gem. Coming up in a few minutes, we are going to talk

29:26

to comedian, actor and all around talented badass Stephen Stephen Kramer glickman. Yeah,

29:33

it was gonna be a helium. Is it tonight or tomorrow? It's

29:36

tomorrow, Tomorrow thirteenth, which I believe is also his birthday. Oh my

29:41

goodness, very exciting. So we'll have him in the studio here in a

29:44

few minutes, a day before his birthday, and to talk to him about

29:48

what's going on. We found out that this guy is not only a good

29:51

stand up. He's on I guess a couple of Nickelodeon shows or something,

29:55

and and the uh uh, the guy. The guy is such a good

29:59

singer. He's got the voice of an angel. I mean, his voice

30:02

is pure sex. When you started, I'm like, that's not him,

30:04

it's him. And then because I saw the video of him singing, it's

30:07

like, that's an incredible video. You think he'll sing for us in here?

30:10

Yeah, we're gonna sing and dance for us. Monkey do it go? Uh, we'll ask. But you know, he's a Canadian. It's

30:15

nice. It's gonna be the seven thirty in the morning. He'll say,

30:18

oh, so sorry, I can't do that. I can't sing this morning

30:22

eyes. But yeah, we'll talk to him in a few minutes and maybe

30:25

even get you some passes for the show tomorrow at Healium dope. Right,

30:30

all right, if you want to watch the show, we're streaming video in

30:33

real time online. You can follow us at our on our Instagram and YouTube

30:37

pages at one of five Yes, just had a stroke, one five nine

30:44

the crew or Tanner, Drew and Laura. That's right, all right, thank you. And now through sports, well, we kind of guessed it

30:57

that Russell Willson will play a thirteenth year in the NFL, and he is

31:03

extremely grateful, according to his danger Russ Instagram. Now here's what's funny.

31:11

We talked about this before. Because the Broncos owe him all that money,

31:17

the Steelers barely have to pay him a dime. He'll actually only be paid

31:22

the veteran's minimum of one point two to one million. Oh and the Broncos

31:26

will pay the other thirty nine million. How does that work? Like?

31:30

So, I was trying to explain this the other day and it's this.

31:33

It's as simple as this. Somebody's gonna pay him that money. The Broncos

31:38

are on the hook for it. If he goes to another team that will

31:41

alleviate some of that money. If they paid him twenty million, then it

31:45

would be twenty less for the Broncos, got it. But Russell Wilson has

31:49

no incentive to do that. He is only playing a revenge game because he

31:55

gets his money if he goes to Applebee's right, not eight. But he's

31:59

gonna be Steeler and he's going to try and win a title. And imagine if you're a Broncos fan or Broncos ownership and he hoists the trophy and you

32:07

paid him all the money to do it. That's what we're looking at. Also, Kirk Cousins is gone, as he took one hundred and fifty million

32:15

dollars. Actually, my bad. It's one hundred and eighty million of the

32:19

four year contract if he gets all of it, but it has one hundred

32:22

million guaranteed for him. Some more key things. The Vikings have signed a

32:29

one year deal with Aaron Jones, the ex running back from the Green Bay

32:36

Packers. I just broke a little, but Sam Darnold will become a viking as well, and finally Dak Prescott. Next hour, we'll talk more about

32:43

his defense against one hundred million dollar extortion plot. There's the sport, Thank

32:47

you much, all right. Coming up next, he's gonna be a Helium

32:50

Comedy Club tomorrow night. His name is Stephen Kramer, glickman, funny,

32:55

very talented dude, has been in a lot of projects. We'll talk to

33:00

him coming up right after Stained Happy Tuesday. It's one of you, Laura,

33:09

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all right.

33:13

He's gonna be at Helium Comedy Club tomorrow nights, right or is it

33:17

tonight tomorrow Wednesday nights? Wednesday night, Tomorrow Wednesday nights. Is it your

33:24

birthday? Well, my birthday is March seventeen, to celebrate, all right,

33:32

Happy early birthday and welcome to the show. Steven Kramer clickman, yeah

33:38

yeah, came in here with some ice around his neck today. This thing

33:44

how much? Now, let's see you've got one, two, three,

33:46

looks like three chains on and it looks like one's got like a He's got

33:51

some blame at the end of it. You know it's me, Oh, it's you. That is all right? How much is that? And h

33:55

are you guys ready to jump? This guy a relatively safe building. This

34:04

is a great place, man, what poor Lyonard? Portland's fantastic. Yeah,

34:07

I've been here twenty four hours. I'm only performing Wednesday, but I

34:14

came in Monday, like in the morning, just so that I can enjoy

34:16

this, right, I like, you came here for the pot. Let's

34:20

just be honest. You're a percent right, yes exactly. Was that one of the first things you did when you got here? Yeah? Yeah,

34:25

yeah, yes, what is that? And yes, dude, I remember

34:32

when it first became legal. It was so weird. And I drove to

34:37

the place and I picked up my my sack and I remember I threw it

34:40

on my dashboard just because I knew I could. It's amazing, like I

34:45

know a cop, like I put it with the weeds showing out because it was like a clear bag, right, And I was like, I can

34:50

do this in a cop season and he won't. You can't do anything.

34:52

It's it's it was a weird feeling and I felt great, dude, you know it's bizarre. I went to a uh like I live in Los a

35:00

angelist and so I went to this like Oscar, like pre Oscar thing a

35:02

couple of days ago, little little party and they were giving out party favors,

35:07

and the party favors were a pound of weed, pound of wee.

35:15

I was like, what, how big is a pound? That's like four

35:19

like of the giant glad bags. It was like, am I a dealer?

35:23

Now? Like? What just supposed to traffic this back home? Yeah?

35:27

What am I supposed to do with it? What did you do with it? I mean, I'm giving some of it away. I'm going to

35:31

give it ch charity, donate some of that. You can't fly with it.

35:36

You can't fly with it is hard to hide in the suitcase. Do

35:39

you you fly a lot as a comedian? And do you ever have weed

35:43

on you at all? Like just a little sack, because I feel like

35:45

you can get through the little I'm not recommending it, kids, I'm just

35:49

saying that you can heard people, I've heard, You've heard. It's okay.

35:53

You know it's not. It's okay. Just get away with it.

35:59

What a my friends went to Mexico and brought weed with him and got arrested

36:04

on the way in Mexican. Yeah, it's very it's a terrible. Yeah,

36:09

I'm I try to be a little more careful. Well, the weed

36:14

is trash down there, because he's making a solid decision. And you know,

36:16

I think that if you get caught, they just they just want like

36:20

a percentage of it. Yeah about to day, your buddy might have been

36:23

a little stingy, got a grease of palm with a couple of twanky.

36:29

Yeah. Yeah, I'm I'm a little light. I go a little light

36:32

in these days on my weed consumption, probably a lot less than I used

36:37

to because I had an incident happened really where So I used to be on

36:42

this TV show called Big Time Rush, and they did not love you being

36:46

stoned on. No, they did not like that. We had an episode

36:52

where Snoop Dogg came to the show Tell smoked with him. So he I

36:58

had hooked up his bodyguard with a job on our show. So when he

37:02

when he got to the show, he was like he was like, yo

37:05

dog, Like, I know, I don't want to I don't want to

37:07

do his voice, but he was like he was like he was like, yo dog, that's dead. That's a dead on. He was like,

37:14

yo dog. Wait. He was like when we wrapped tonight, I got

37:16

you And I was like, would you get me? And he was like,

37:21

no, I got you. And I was like what, Like what

37:23

does that mean? Like like a jet ski? What are we talking about?

37:28

And he was like no, man, we're gonna smoke together. And I was like, oh my god, it's happened. Yes, he won

37:36

the lottery. I got so excited and uh. And then he came into

37:38

my dressing room. There's one hundred percent tro with an iPad, a candle

37:44

and a bag pre rolled like once right, a candle kind of like a

37:47

scented candle lit a scented candle, and he goes sensitive guy, he wait,

37:52

gotta set the mood. And then he turned on and you know he

37:58

didn't I am a Snoop Dogg turned on Inya and I was like, is

38:02

this Nya? And it was like and I was like, oh man,

38:08

what is it? And he was like he was like I always getting messed

38:10

out to Anya. I was like, okay, and so that it's in

38:15

great music to get baked to. Now think it is. It's very ethereal.

38:19

Yeah, you're in like another universe at this point. Once he sets

38:22

that mood. Oh yeah. And so he had it takes a takes,

38:25

pulls out this blunt that's like the thickness of my thumb and it's like four

38:30

inch five inches and uh lights it up, hands it to me and I'm

38:35

like, is this a medical marijuana? And he was like this is military

38:39

military military? Is that? Man? Damn again he was like. I

38:44

was like, I'm gonna take two hits and then I'm out right. So I took one hit. I took two hits and then he goes, yo,

38:52

it's puff puff pass and I go, I know, I just puff

38:54

puffed. Now I'm gonna pass it. He goes, you've been smoking that

38:58

for fifteen minutes and I was like I have, and he goes and you

39:01

have both, and I was like what. I was so high. I

39:06

started hyperventilating and he thought that was he thought it was. He was did

39:13

you like things stressed about it all day? Like I panicked in front of Snoop Dog. I've stressed about it for years over yeah. He was like,

39:22

he was like, when's the last time you smoked? And I was like eleven years ago, and he was like he was like, oh damn,

39:28

you're gonna die tonight. Oh my god. So I I I've taken

39:36

a small step back. I still smoke, but I've taken a bit of it. It's kind of like a bad breakup that that that sets you back

39:40

a couple of years. Yeah, it was like a car accident, like

39:43

a weed. He led you to the onion, the candle and then just

39:47

hammer exactly what. I got really high at this girl's house. I liked

39:52

her, this girl a lot, and I knew she didn't like me, and she gave me a joint and I think I just had a panic attack

39:55

and passed out right in front of her. Oh my god. I didn't

39:59

smoke after that for like two years. That's how you impress a girl.

40:02

Yeah, she was the wood. She was super into it after that.

40:07

Yeah, yeah it can. We let's just point something out real quick because

40:12

we've got to go here in a second. But dude, you not only

40:14

are a very talented actor and comedian, but we just heard you sing.

40:17

I hate you. You've got the voice of an age. I hate you.

40:22

You're too talented. It's not fair. God, it's not fair.

40:24

I heard it. It's too dangerous. What did you hear? What did

40:29

I what's which? Which? Oh? Not only is this an amazing song

40:32

by itself, but you took it to another level this these vocals, and

40:36

I know that some people on the podcast aren't gonna be able to hear this. Just just google Stephen Kramer Glickman crazy cover. This is you singing this.

40:45

And at first I was like, oh, this is gonna be like a funny joke things and I can't really sing. And then this happens that

40:50

note right there, child, Damn, this is good, dude. I

40:53

got to put my pants back on. I've never been more aroused than that.

40:59

So quick, quick story. Yeah, so height of the pandemic.

41:05

I go through a breakup and then I decide I'm going to like do the

41:08

thing I always wanted to do and like try and make it some music.

41:12

I've been I've been playing piano my whole life. I've been singing. I

41:15

did. I was on Broadway back in the day before big time rushed.

41:19

So I was like, I was like, you know, like I should

41:22

do something something with this, right, So I recorded this in a couple

41:24

other covers and put this one out on TikTok and Lizzo shared it really and

41:34

it went from two hundred thousand views to it currently has six hundred and fifty

41:38

million plays. She posted that like thirty I'm assuming posted that and you just

41:44

blew up after that. It was nut, I mean, and then she six hundred million plus plays. Isn't your dresses? The joker in the in

41:52

the trailer, the the Walking Phoenix version, And oh yeah, dude,

41:55

it's a good You're incredibly talented and I am very jealous. Well that's very

42:00

nice. Get out of the studio look bad and you know, bad,

42:05

bitch of clock over here with June twenty second in Los Angeles. I'm recording

42:10

my first live album and it's ten songs and ten kind of stand up stories

42:16

right from my life. And h I'm really excited about doing that. I've

42:20

got a lot of great guests on it. I can't wait to see your special that's coming out I think in a month on YouTube. Voices in my

42:27

Head is coming out on eight through eight hundred pound Gorilla, which will be

42:30

really cool. And yeah, and I get to perform in in wonderful,

42:36

wonderful, beautiful Portland. We're happy to have you Wednesday night. This is

42:39

gonna be so cool Portland. Dot Heliumcomedy dot com for information on tickets,

42:44

there'll be a little meet and greed afterwards. I'll get to meet everyone who is sure up to the show. Dude, I appreciate you guys so much.

42:49

Thank you for coming on. Anytime you're in town. Please let us

42:51

know. Stephen Kramer glickman, everybody, I said that last thing kind of weird, didn't I? You said it? Say it fairly sexy on the

42:57

way, utians that it's wrong again, like leaking in your glick Now our

43:07

brew News update powered by event is Health Portland and no HSU Health partner.

43:13

Here's Laura. Well, let might put your mind at ease next time you

43:15

book an airbn B. They are banning the use of indoor security cameras enlistings

43:22

globally. Yeah. I feel like that should have been banned already. Yeah, well, it kind of was like they already weren't. Hosts already weren't

43:30

allowed to put them in private places like bedrooms and bathrooms, but now they

43:34

cannot have them anywhere throughout the home inside, Like if the host has a

43:37

ring, video doorbell or something like that, that's still okay, but they

43:40

have to disclose that to the people staying there. That's a shame because the

43:45

toilet cam used to catch so many crooks. I know right from the house.

43:50

It is a real, real hit. It's more trouble for Boeing.

43:54

Another airline mishappy yesterday resulted in several serious injuries. At least fifty people were

44:00

injured on a Chilean plane traveling from Sydney to Auckland, New Zealand, by

44:06

what officials called a strong movement in the plane that was caused by a technical

44:10

event during the flight. It was a Boeing seven eighty seven to nine Dreamliner.

44:15

An audit by the FAA found that Boeing had failed to follow its own

44:20

quality control guidelines and now they're demanding that they come up with a very detailed

44:24

plan in the next ninety days to address these quality control issues. Also interesting

44:30

side note, I'm sure you heard about this over the weekend. Boeing whistleblower

44:34

John Barnett was found dead in his truck. Very misterious, but I'm sure

44:42

everything is a coincidence. It's just a coincidence, you guys. It's totally

44:47

fun sketchy. Yes, and finally, check your freezers, refrigerators or recall

44:53

is in effect for turkey sausage sold in Oregon, Johnsonville's recalling more than thirty

44:59

five one thousand pounds of meat after multiple reports of black rubber was found in

45:05

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45:08

watch out a little gritty, A little gritty, yeah, if you if

45:13

it's a little chewier than usual, you might want to double check what's in

45:16

it. The affected product was produced to October thirtieth and thirty first and ship

45:21

to retail distribution centers in several states, including Oregon. So just a heads

45:24

up there. More on those stories. One of five nine the Brew dot

45:27

Com. Thank you very much. Coming on next, we want to know,

45:29

is there something that you're irrationally afraid of every time you leave your house.

45:32

Yeah, there's something that It's never happened to me before, but I'm

45:36

so worried about it every time I leave my house, every time I'm in a public place, I freak out about this. I'll tell you what that

45:40

is and we'll take your calls. Coming up in just a few minutes.

45:44

Happy Tuesday. It's one of five nine in the Brew Tanner, Drew and Laura. You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura Dinner Drew and Laura Yah Happy

45:54

Tuesday. So I want to know if anyone else is worried about the same

45:59

thing I'm worried about, and and what what your irrational fear is when you

46:02

leave the house. So I was at the store the other day and it

46:07

was actually the weak shop and it's the weed chop all right, that a necktear, getting a little some sung And there was just me and another dude

46:15

right the guy was behind me waiting line. Okay, this guy is I

46:17

turned around into like when I'm paying for my item, and this guy is

46:21

right on my six and I'm talking. I'm talking about like a foot like

46:27

and there's nobody else in the building except for the guy who's working there,

46:30

and I hate that. And my fear is that I'm going to get pickpocketed.

46:36

Is this a new fear or did this stem from the pandemic, because

46:39

I feel like after the pandemic, when you know six foot rule, Now,

46:44

when anyone's any closer than that, I'm like, why you're so close to me? You know what I mean? I remember being paranoid about this

46:50

as long as I can remember being in like a public place when my phone's

46:52

in my back pocket, my wallet's in my back pocket, especially if I'm in Vegas or something, and I just it's never happened to me. I've

46:59

never been picked poptcketed. Yeah, I just I've seen enough enough, you

47:01

know, enough movies and TV shows to know that it sucks when it happens.

47:05

And they're quick about it, those little sticky fingers. I had a

47:08

guy reached for mine once, and really like twenty years ago, I mean

47:13

it's forever ago. We were in England and you're forewarned to be when you're

47:19

down in the tube, which is their subway, is to have a money

47:22

belt or to at least have your wallet tucked up front. And it's just

47:27

hard to do that, yeah, exactly, But it's hard to do that

47:30

when you're there for like a couple of weeks. You know, my dad

47:34

was born there, so you're not just like on your first day there and

47:37

we're waiting for the train and everybody's there, and I'll never forget because we're

47:42

a big family. So like people are always pushing you and putting an elbow

47:45

into you or just like pulling on your pocket just to like mess with you.

47:47

And so like someone's pulling on my pocket and I reach back and I'm

47:52

like, get off me, and I just like, I'm talking to my

47:54

brothers, and I put my hand on this hand and I turn around and

47:59

there's this why teenage kid holding my wallet and he's got his eyes as wide

48:02

as dollar silver dollars. And I turn because my dad's right there. I'm

48:07

like eighteen or nineteen years old. I turn around and I'm like, Dad,

48:10

this guy's just got my And in the moment I said a half a

48:14

sentence, he was in the wind. He didn't have my wallet, but

48:16

he was filing off. So yeah, I'm out. I'm in line of

48:20

nectar. And I actually was so worried about this dude so close to me

48:22

that I pulled my both my wallet and my phone out of my back pocket

48:25

and you went front side and put them in my hoodie pocket. Oh,

48:30

usually I will put him in my front pocket, like I'll walk. Then you walk around with big thick ass godzilla thized not your favorite look, but

48:36

it's because you get your phone in your front pocket. But I'm so worried about someone stealing my wallet and cell phone. Yeah, and every time I

48:42

leave my house it's like an irrational fear because it's never happens. Well,

48:45

you gotta get a fanny pack. We got to keep shorts. You know where the pocket's got a button? Oh, there you go. So the

48:51

question this morning is I guess you know, is there something Are you worried

48:54

about the same thing I'm worried about? Or do you have another irrational fear

48:58

every time you leave your house? M h, you're gonna you know,

49:00

get in a car accident or something like some people refuse to leave because they're afraid something bad's gonna happen. And when you get in one, you know,

49:06

I for a short time there, you know, you were stand.

49:08

It's a little shaky after you getting a massive car accident. Also, the

49:14

takeaway from the story is don't get so close to people when you're in line, for God's sake, give people their space. The heat on my back.

49:22

Yeah, And in a place like you were in in a pot shop, there's wide open spaces. There's no reason to being right behind someone at

49:29

a makeup counter. This is a long table. That specific instance is weird

49:35

to me because again you have all this open room. I can see if

49:37

you had a check stand. You know what I mean in your single file and like its just somebody's creeping up on you because there's a lot of people

49:43

or whatever. But when yeah, he was in line, like we were

49:45

in line for a ride at a carnival. Yeah, like we came together

49:52

exactly, and and I'm like, I just I kept looking back and like, dude, you're really close. And I don't think he was catching on

49:57

that I was uncomfortable. And then I just pulled my phone and stell on

50:00

because I think this guy's gonna try to steal from me, right, I mean, which I feel like would be a bold move when he's just been

50:06

standing behind you and there's cameras in there's gotta be cameras. I told you,

50:10

it's an irrational fear. Yeah, that's fair. That's fair. So

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what Dak Prescott, the quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys, had to deal with.

50:36

He got himself a letter in the mail from an attorney that said that,

50:39

hey, Dak, you're guilty of sexually assaulting this lady in twenty seventeen,

50:45

and we will keep it quiet if you give us one hundred million dollars.

50:52

If you don't, we're gonna tell everyone about it. So of course

50:55

he had to hire lawyers figure this out and finally decide that the best line

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of attack is just to come straight back across the table and make it public.

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And so now it's all about whether or not this is like an extortion,

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blackmail, all of those things, and if it's not true to boot,

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it's gonna be a big issue for this lady who her name's still redacted

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still protect victims. But at some point we're going to see it all come

51:27

out in the wash. And since there's been no discipline towards Dak, there

51:30

may be a little bit of scratch to that whole situation. And this is

51:36

intense. Russell Wilson is going to be a Steeler Pittsburgh and Russ now gonna

51:42

be teaming up. But as we said a little bit earlier, it looks

51:45

like he will only get one point two million dollars from the Steelers and the

51:50

rest of his thirty nine million dollars salary. Well, actually the other thirty

51:53

nine million will be paid by the Broncos Walmart. It's gonna be rolling up

52:00

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52:04

money no matter what. So this also shows this is him trying to prove

52:07

that he's still got it thirteen years into the league. We'll see what happens

52:12

as danger Russ. As now in Pittsburgh, there's just sports, Thank you

52:15

much, all right, coming up next, I just a few minutes ago

52:19

tell the story about being at a weed shop the other day get my stuff,

52:22

and this dude came up and we were the only two people, the

52:24

only two customers in the weed shop, nectar, and this guy gets right

52:29

behind me, like we're in line at a at a carnival. He's right

52:32

up in your bubble. Yeah, And like he was so close that I

52:36

was paranoid that he was going to try to pickpocket me. So I pulled

52:38

my phone and wallet out of my back pockets and put them into my hoodie

52:43

pocket like in front. So I know, it's an irrational feeld fear.

52:46

I've never been pickpocketed. Or anything, but I'm always worried about that.

52:50

I also hate when people get super close too. Yeah, it's a double edged sword there. We want to know what's some irrational fear that you have

52:57

every time you leave your house. Six four four, five, one of

53:00

five. Nine is a number. We're also taking your text messages at nine

53:05

eight to one. It's Tanner, Drew and Laura on the Brew. You're

53:08

listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura, Drew and Laura. All right,

53:16

listen. I know it's not smart to be paranoid about this every time I

53:21

leave the house, but every time I'm I leave and I'm in a public

53:24

place, really, I'm worried that I'm gonna get pickpocketed, that someone's gonna

53:28

take my wallet or cell phone or something. No one's ever tried to do that, but I've seen it happen enough in movies and TV shows. It's

53:35

not a sticky fingers not outside the realm possible, you know what I mean.

53:37

Right, So, we want to know what's something that you're paranoid about

53:40

every time you leave your house. We got some text messages on a Lazy

53:45

Boy text line. This one says Tanner, It's not in irrational fear.

53:50

It's a thing that could and has happened, and it could happen to anybody.

53:53

So yeah, yeah, that's that's what I was gonna tell you.

53:58

Is in the pickpockets were major and they're coming back. I know that I

54:06

was pickpocketed when I was overseas like four times. And do you turn your

54:13

radio off real quick? I hear that dumb radio show in the background, people talking God. But yeah, no, I was pickpocketed, and probably

54:23

two years ago I've been pickpocketed abroad. It's it's something that really was popular

54:30

in the thirties. People actually called it talent. Well, I mean it

54:34

is the people who are good at it. I mean, listen, is

54:39

sharks in lakes and lakes. I don't know that you don't know that,

54:50

Drew, there might be no maybe some lakes in my family in the thirties

54:59

that it was something that was in uh my my man's diary was that her

55:04

brother was a pickpocket that helped feed the family during the depression. Ah wow

55:10

wow right, Well, so so you're saying. What you're saying is I

55:14

have every right to be pair. Always carry your wallet in your breast pocket

55:20

of your jacket. Never, you know, I learned that abroad. All

55:22

right, never never your back pocket. First, kill it inside of your

55:27

jacket. I think if I if I think, if I ever go to

55:30

another country, I'm gonna hid it in a cavity. At this point, I'm not getting my nature's pocket, the best pocket we've been around the corner.

55:36

And then appreciate your call. Thank you so much for that. Uh, let's go to Syrian Steve who's online. Two what I'm Syrian Steve?

55:44

Very good morning. Guards. What up? Bro? You got a fear of something every time you leave your house like me, I'm worried about getting

55:49

pickpocketed. Yes, getting rear ended. You see it everywhere every single day.

55:55

And then it happened to me like three times, and then two the

56:00

three times it wasn't like very hard, but it was kind of you know,

56:05

kind of hard, but like the third time was pretty hard. But

56:07

I didn't get hurt the third time because I did not see it. I talked to like the carpactor goes, if you're not paying attention, your body

56:14

is loose. Yeah, that's true. Say the drunk people end up surviving

56:19

the crash because they're just loose and then after it happens, you like I

56:22

got in a pile up on I five. After that, for a year,

56:25

every time I'd have to slam my brakes, I would stare into that

56:29

rear view mirror. Yeah, and just like watch the cree. It's not

56:32

an irrational feer, Steve. You've been rear ended three times. It makes

56:37

sense, dude. After my accident last year, it took me what like

56:40

a month or two months to just really kind of relax. When I was

56:43

behind the wheel, I was always I was always afraid. I always though I was gonna get hit again. I kind of hope I got Yeah,

56:47

because I already got a dent in my back, my hatchbacks. If I

56:52

get hit again, then you know somebody else is gonna have to do.

56:55

Look like, yeah, there's a dent in every angle, matter what angle

57:00

you look at her car, there's a dent. I actually did just notice

57:02

the dent on like the side of my car, and it looks like you

57:07

side, But like I didn't, like, I didn't do anything to it. I don't know how that happened or where it came from. It's been

57:13

there for months. You probably backed into something I didn't realize it I backed

57:15

into something with the side of my car. You know, he sighted and

57:20

something. Do you know you turn, you know and you can I know,

57:22

I know that alarm? Like what like I could have done that?

57:28

Yeah, exactly what I mean. I would know, I would hear something. You know, something was scraping against That's why you think clearly identic because

57:35

it came from the inside. If you look at it, it's very strange. Yeah, there's a dent in every panel, so I thought that was

57:39

the it is. It's it's a choice, actually aesthetic any damage on the

57:46

inside. Nothing, well, not that I know. Maybe I should have

57:50

Maybe maybe I should Maybe I should have you investigate, since you're the expert.

57:54

I'm not an expert. I can body repair, but you know what

57:57

I do have his two eyeballs and I can see that there's a dent in

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the side of this. Casey, can we get a dent sucker down here?

58:02

Oh yeah, yeah, can we get one of them? Casey can

58:05

have one? And I think twenty minutes. Absolutely, I mean not the one, not the human version. You've never seen the sucker dent like on

58:14

a jeep. I would like to see that. I'll fake good money to

58:17

watch you suck a dent? All right, Steve, thanks, I remember

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suck a dent maybe the name of this episode. Yeah, I suck a

58:24

dent for sure. Maybe we should I don't know, Maybe we should take

58:30

Loris keys away like you have to do with your grandparents. Okay, first of all, one of you guys, Okay, there, I will admit

58:36

when it's my fault, there's one dent on my car that I claim responsibility

58:40

for the others Now, it's true. I've only ever gotten to an accident

58:45

in my own driveway. That's my fault. We do have some voicemails that

58:51

were coming through on the iHeartRadio apps, some talk back messages. If you

58:53

want to send us one, download it for your cell phone. Once you

58:57

have the Bruce streaming, press the microphone button. More than Brewer Crew rational

59:00

fears, well, I don't know if it's irrational in the society that we

59:04

live in right now. But mass shootings I never said with my back to

59:07

the door. Yeah, I'm always scanning for exits and I'm always watching people.

59:12

It sucks we have to worry about this now. It's just one of

59:15

those things. Former military and just the society that we live in, and

59:21

I also have a CCWM. Anyway passed, great day. He's not wrong,

59:27

man. Now, when I go to movies ever since then, the

59:30

Colorado Aurora shooting, exactly what I was thinking. I look for the exits.

59:34

I make sure I have a path. I know where to go.

59:36

Where is it? Where's this creep going to come in from? Likely? Where am I going to go? If this happens? I always do what

59:40

he just did. He ever looked for weaker people? Oh yeah, I

59:44

sit by them? Yeah yeah, who can of use as a shield? Stop? Honestly, if I see you limp in, I'm gonna sit by.

59:52

You're getting mowed over for sure. No, I'm not gonna mow you over, but I'm running the other way. Pardy, sir, you seem

59:57

to be the thickest in the room. You mind if I take this scene

1:00:00

Big Bone and Drew lower Ko from Vancouver. Yes, I have an irrational

1:00:07

fear of every time I leave my house that some ass hat is going to

1:00:15

run into my vehicle crash into me because the way people drive nowadays, idiots,

1:00:22

They drive like their vehicles are replaceable. I mean I know they are,

1:00:27

but come on, people, there it is there, It is irrational.

1:00:31

Drivers make me irrationally angry. We were getting some more text messages on

1:00:36

our lazy Boy text line at nine eight one seven. This text message comes

1:00:42

from zero two three one. They say, I'm with Tanner. It's not

1:00:46

an irrational fear. People are being unnecessarily close to me. Yeah. So

1:00:52

I was at Nectar that guy got right up on my back where I could feel like the warmth from his body. He was so close. We were

1:00:57

the only people in the store, and I was so worried that he was

1:00:59

so close that I put my my phone in while in my pockets up front

1:01:01

because I thought he was gonna pickpocket. People just don't have a gauge for

1:01:05

personal space. Yeah, Like, we've got some people who work at the

1:01:08

station, some salespeople who don't understand the bubble, close talkers and like I

1:01:13

can smell your coffee breath. There's you're too close, like the little chalk

1:01:15

line that's around the entertainers in Vegas. Like, yeah, imagine that when

1:01:20

you're talking. And even really those aren't big enough. Yeah, back it up. Let's go to line one standards. You and Laura good morning.

1:01:29

Yeah, okay, yeah, they got they panicked. Wow, scary beef

1:01:37

water. You're in the studio, Is there something or did you already share

1:01:40

his Well, he's very irrational. I'm sure. Yeah, I have fears

1:01:44

of just about everything. But the thing I'm probably most concerned about. Yeah,

1:01:47

two things. One getting carjack while I'm getting gas that's actually leg the

1:01:52

other one getting pregnant off of public That second one that's actually thinking about it

1:01:59

every time I grabbed my key. Yeah, this is the time, even years ago. Uh huh. Still those aren't the same tubes, Laura Drew,

1:02:07

is there something that that concerns you every time you leave your house? Like, are you worried about being pickpocketed or not the pickpocket so much?

1:02:14

Just because we've moved a little bit towards like credit cards, So I mean

1:02:16

I feel like here maybe a little bit less than like if I was downtown,

1:02:22

Like downtown, I think I might be more not concerned with it. But ever since we had the like we had a like a guy was like

1:02:30

we had a picture on the wall, we had a security guard. There

1:02:34

was like a guy who could just possibly one morning be here. Ever since

1:02:37

then, every time I walk by there's a certain corner that's like offset on

1:02:43

your way in. Like, so when you're coming in, there's just like

1:02:45

one corner that I'm like, well, if I was the guy, I'd be in that corner. And I have never approached that corner without being ready

1:02:52

to just absolutely throw down. And that's the weirdest thing at work, right,

1:02:55

But it's just that one corner. I always look with it a no

1:02:58

more intense feeling, like if he's here, or if anyone's here, they're

1:03:01

in that corner. And so I feel like we always have to be prepared

1:03:06

to be attacked. Yeah, and you never know when somebody gets like they

1:03:08

get their feelings hurt and they want to come up here and get weird.

1:03:13

Yeah. I feel the same way anytime I see a lurker, Like when

1:03:15

I go out to the there's somebody just lurking in the parking lot out there.

1:03:19

It's like, yeah, dude, what are you doing here? Like I'm stoked that some of these other businesses where they're stupid lanyards, because the

1:03:24

least then I'm like, okay, well I know that lanyard, right,

1:03:28

they work right here. Well, you know everybody on the second floor because

1:03:30

they've got cigarettes or a vape. Everybody smoking and they and they all poop

1:03:36

on our floor, so we've seen them all. I see him dispatch down

1:03:38

into the first floor too, Like they're like rats down there on the second

1:03:43

floor. Any floor but their own. That's it, I think, when

1:03:45

they know they're gonna new get to come up here, that's what. That's what bothers me, like Operation dumbow drop all right, nine nine, Lady

1:03:52

text on, I see the phone's blowing up. More your calls coming up, Laura one O five nine The Brud's Portland's rock station, Tanner Jew and

1:04:03

Laura. So we want to know about what irrational fear? What irrational fear

1:04:06

do you have when you leave your house. I am worried that I'm gonna

1:04:10

get pickpocketed every time I'm in public. I'm so freaking worried that someone's gonna

1:04:14

steal my wallet or my cell phone. It's never happened to me. I

1:04:16

don't know why I'm worried about it. I just am. And every time

1:04:19

I see like Gangs of New York, you know, because you know,

1:04:25

I leave you in the group, races of the Lord. Then she would

1:04:29

take his wallet and his time piece, you know, and we were looking at we were looking at videos of girls like that in modern day pretty girls

1:04:35

getting caught pickpocketing, like on the street like that. You wouldn't even think,

1:04:40

you think they might be at the library, but no, they're in

1:04:42

your pocket. So yeah, we want to know what's something that you're worried

1:04:45

about. You know, are you worried about getting getting in a car accident

1:04:48

or are you worried about being murdered? You know, I had a friend

1:04:51

once who's literally thought that they were gonna get murdered. Yeah, there's the

1:04:55

stories of the people who think their kids are going to be kidnapped all the

1:04:57

time, and they become unbearable be around. How do you live though,

1:05:01

Like, you gotta let some of that stuff go. You gotta just think

1:05:04

that, you gotta. Yeah, you can't always be thinking the worst is

1:05:08

gonna happen. Yeah, Hi, it's tannerd and Laura. You gotta have

1:05:11

fear like mine ill getting pick pocket that's when you go down to Mexico.

1:05:15

Yeah, same thing then, huh is that right? See, I'm worried about it, but it's never even happened to me, So has it happened

1:05:20

to you? Before? They tried down in Mexico? Like I said,

1:05:25

the kids to sell those little candies to you form around you, like four

1:05:28

or five of them. That one's trying to grab my wallete turns around,

1:05:30

grab it from my front pocket, and a little eight year old flips me

1:05:34

off and wance away. Wow, I will hit a child. I have

1:05:40

no shame. If you're gonna try to steal my wallet, you're getting hit

1:05:42

a little kid. Rules are up. There's a little Spartan kick right in

1:05:46

the little kid's chest. All right, dude, thank you. Yeah,

1:05:50

I I did. This segment did not make it any easier for me to

1:05:55

deal with pickpockets in the in the future. Like, it didn't calm my

1:05:57

nerves or anything. Start it be a car, I know. Do you

1:06:03

see people walking around with their wallets in the front pocket, just like,

1:06:05

Wow, this guy is he aroused. You just look like you got Godzilla

1:06:10

legs. One of them. You do it too. But I also don't

1:06:13

understand how is that comfortable to carry around a wallet in your back pocket.

1:06:16

You get a debt in your butt as you grow older and it just sits

1:06:19

over there. Okay, it's not when you're like you're driving and stuff.

1:06:23

I always take my wallet out, But you know if and when I'm walking

1:06:26

it's uncomfortable in the front pocket. I keep mine in there because they're like

1:06:29

back pain and nerve damage. So like as much as I can get some

1:06:32

of that going. My life goal is scolios. Well on your way,

1:06:36

all right, my friend, appreciate your call. No man, let's go

1:06:41

to line one hides Tanner, Jew and Laura, good morning. What's an

1:06:44

irrational fear you have every time you leave the house? So uh, I

1:06:48

hate to back up your pickpocket fear. But last year I went to Blue

1:06:51

Ridge Rock Festival, which was an absolute shit show. No, I can't

1:06:56

say that. I can't say the S word on the radio, all right,

1:06:59

so try that again without the essay. So you went down there and

1:07:01

it was an S show. It was just bad, you know, great

1:07:05

great music, but they canceled through the days. However, on the second

1:07:09

day, I want to go to see Electric call Boy, And during the

1:07:13

whole entire stage, not only did one hundred and twenty people get pickpocketed with

1:07:16

their phone to Waltz, one of the one of the producers, one of

1:07:20

the people promoting the show actually got his stuff taken from home to say,

1:07:25

I don't trust I'm never leaving the house again, and when I do,

1:07:29

I'm leaving with nothing, just me with the clothes on my back. I mean, and you shouldn't trust people to a certain extent, but also just

1:07:35

be aware, you know, be aware of your surroundings and just pay attention.

1:07:40

You know, if you're the pick parkeet, look at me. I

1:07:42

don't have anything. Leave me alone. I'm going to get anywhere with this.

1:07:45

Thanks, Bro, appreciate the call. We got some text messages coming

1:07:48

in on our Lazy Boy text line. This one is from ninety eight twenty.

1:07:51

They say, every time I go somewhere or drive past where someone has

1:07:55

been killed, it gives me goosebumps. Yeah, like when you see like

1:07:59

little cross with some flowers or like a bear on it. Somebody got hit

1:08:02

by a car in front of here. And for years, you know,

1:08:04

there's a snoopy out in the road, and every time I passed it,

1:08:08

you're like, it's yeah, and it's just depressing. It kept falling down

1:08:12

and I kept I kept putting it back up me and it was like you

1:08:15

were creeping everyone out. I don't know the people who died there. I

1:08:19

just kept falling over and when I was maybe the spirit of that person was

1:08:23

like get rid of the snoopy for God's sakes, but he's alive. It

1:08:29

was just it was just a cross, a wooden little wooden cross that was

1:08:32

made and had some and had some snoopy for years, like a dirty old

1:08:36

snoopy. Yeah. I wasn't there when I By the time I was fixing

1:08:39

it, it was just some There was like some like like fake flowers and

1:08:43

stuff staple to it. Yeah, and it kept falling over and it was making me like really sad, Like if I kept looking at it, I

1:08:48

thought I was gonna get haunted or something if I didn't fix it. Well,

1:08:50

yeah, you know it was my cross. I'd be stoked that you

1:08:54

sat it back up. This one is zero two zero one and not being

1:08:58

able to legally carrying my firearm and needing it is his big fear when he

1:09:02

leaves the house. Yeah, that's twenty six, says I fear the Decepticons.

1:09:08

Oh right, it's yeah, well valid, Yeah, that's very valid.

1:09:11

You can shoot us a text message on our lazy Boy text line at

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and Laura. So, I got an interrational fear of being pickpocketed every time

1:09:33

I leave my house. I an a time I'm in public, man the

1:09:36

concerts, in a line, at a grocery store, whatever it is,

1:09:40

I put my cell phone and wallet in my front pocket or my hoodie pocket.

1:09:44

You're not gonna get caught up in a pigpox, even though it's never happened to me. I don't know why I'm so paranoid about it, but

1:09:48

Laura, you said that you also are paranoid about certain things, and you

1:09:51

said that this can make you sound super creepy, like a serial killer.

1:09:54

Make me look like perhaps that, especially especially after the convers as we had

1:10:00

earlier, it's going to make me sound like maybe a bad driver. But

1:10:04

it's but I get really nervous at night time, especially when it's raining,

1:10:11

that I am going to hit someone with my car with the back of the

1:10:14

size No, just like because like pedestrians in Portland are so you're talking about

1:10:18

like someone running out in front of you and you're just clipping. Yeah,

1:10:21

like people just like assume you're going to see them and stop. I'm afraid,

1:10:26

or like if there's like a tent on the side of the road,

1:10:29

Like I get nervous sometimes driving by when it's raining in dark that like I'm

1:10:33

not going to see someone and I'm going to run someone over and then else.

1:10:39

Yeah, I mean I can see it. I don't think about that

1:10:41

often, but I can see it. But do you what would Laura do,

1:10:44

Drew? Do you think she would she would leave the scene. I

1:10:47

think you got to convince yourself you just clipped a pole, not a whole

1:10:50

time, Like, I'm sure that was nothing. I just dropped. I

1:10:54

just dropped the rain canopy. That's not blood, that's you know, that's

1:10:58

not screaming, it's just yeah exactly. So So, yeah, you so

1:11:02

you're afraid of you're going to hit somebody with your vehicle. Have you ever

1:11:04

hit anybody with your car? No? Well, not that I know of.

1:11:08

Yeah. Right, there's a lot of dents on your vehicle. We can't confirm you where those came from. Yeah, So, but I mean

1:11:13

it makes me nervous. I see, be careful when you're crossing the road,

1:11:16

all right, look both ways? Yeah, and I mean in her

1:11:19

neighborhood, safe to say, there's lots of bodies, a lot of people

1:11:23

moving around cross the streets. Yeah. I actually do get scared driving and

1:11:27

rain in general, because when I was a kid, the only accidents I

1:11:30

was ever involved in with my mom in the car were while it was raining.

1:11:33

Yeah, you know, it's like she's not paying attention, go a

1:11:35

little too fast and slides, get sketchy hyatts, Tanner, jew and Lord's

1:11:40

go to line one. What's interrational fear that you have, like being pickpocketed

1:11:44

or hitting somebody with your car? Talking to me, my fear is whenever

1:11:49

I leave my house, is it burning down? Is your house got to

1:11:54

burn down? So do you like constantly check the burners and make sure everything

1:11:58

that is dangerous like that is off. I've had this fear for a long

1:12:02

time, and then there was a time I was babysitting my niece and nephew

1:12:06

and had to rescue them from a burning house. So it like made you

1:12:10

that much. Yeah, that makes sense. Especially every time I leave the

1:12:15

house, is my house burning down? I have to turn around and go back. Sometimes, Oh, God, you're kidding. How far? Like

1:12:19

how far have you driven from your house where you freak yourself out and turned

1:12:24

back around? Probably about a half mile to three quarters of a mile?

1:12:28

Okay, So it's not like it's head at the coast. I'm going,

1:12:33

yeah, but I mean that that does happen to me, Like I get

1:12:35

it, like if you if I'm at work or something and I'm like,

1:12:39

oh my god, did I turn my straightening iron off? Or you know,

1:12:42

it's like, oh am I going to come home to a burnt down

1:12:45

condo? Yeah, it's scary. Quick question for you guys. And the

1:12:48

same thing. Yeah, oh no, go ahead about your your firehouse real

1:12:53

quick. Oh well, she mentioned the curling iron. My cousin used to

1:12:57

leave it on all the time in the bathroom. Yeah makes it. Yeah,

1:13:00

so someone who's already stressed out about it, that doesn't help. Yes, true. Like I've got a brother who he doesn't go to bed at

1:13:05

his house and and even before he had kids, because I understand the kids

1:13:10

thing, but he goes around and he checks all the locks, like like

1:13:14

you know your house is locked up, but you don't know you and I don't go, well, check everything, but some people do like they're afraid

1:13:23

if it is unlocked, then they will come in. You know, I

1:13:26

don't know. Do you check locks or are you I live in a secure

1:13:30

building, so that's yeah, that's fine. I wake up all the time in the middle of the night and realize I haven't locked the front door all

1:13:35

the time. There's always somebody in the house anyway. Do you go lock

1:13:41

it or do you do you get out there? Yeah? You all lock it? Yeah, yeah, I mean there's always somebody in the house.

1:13:45

I don't have to worry about it. Yeah, We've got the year from a packed home. Thanks brother, appreciate your comments. Standing on top of

1:13:50

each other. All right, coming up in a few minutes. We still

1:13:56

have some tickets to go see Jason bonhams led Zeppelin evening. Yeah, we

1:13:59

do here few minutes, will give those away. We are commercial free things

1:14:01

to our friends over at Lazy Boy. Happy Tuesday. It's Tanner, Drew

1:14:04

and Laura. Drew and Laura all right on the phone right now. We

1:14:13

got to the loaf toe. What I'm tof Hello, Hello, guys,

1:14:17

Banner d did you the reason we're having to fun is because it's been a

1:14:23

couple of weeks since Bacon and Beer, little recap time. Of course,

1:14:27

Tof and his lovely fiance got married at Bacon and Beer during our mass wedding,

1:14:32

and of course do you what'd you think when you saw it on TV?

1:14:35

Man? Fox twelve showed a lot of it on TV. Oh,

1:14:39

that was amazing. We were actually in Lincoln City at our hotel on our

1:14:43

honeymoon night. Oh nice, very cool it was they showed because usually,

1:14:47

like the news, when they talk about us, it'll be for like thirty

1:14:49

seconds, you know, or if that, and they usually don't say they

1:14:53

don't the logo. But this time they showed everything. They said our names

1:14:57

a few times, they played clips from the show. It was. It

1:15:00

was cool and and of course uh, Tof and his wife were in leder

1:15:02

Hosen. Yeah, they had a good look and she even had a bacon

1:15:06

bouquet. Yeah, yeah, it was very cool. A bootoner that was

1:15:12

very cool. Is that a Baconeer? I think? So that's a baconeer

1:15:15

my brother. Yeah. So, what what's life been like since you guys

1:15:19

got married at Bacon and Beer. Well, we actually went and got a

1:15:25

Costco membership. That was you got so oh yeah, what was her official

1:15:33

last name on that. Now, Yeah, what was the first thing you

1:15:38

bought in bulk at Costco? Just like a big drummer mayonnaise or the macaroni.

1:15:43

No, no, they've got great mahi mahi fish. Oh interesting,

1:15:47

Okay, I got a lot of great things through a whole show on it.

1:15:50

You don't have to tell Drew that. So you had your honeymoon,

1:15:54

You and your wife had your honeymoon LC. Did you guys go to the

1:15:57

casino while you're in Lincoln City. We went there and had dinner, gambled

1:16:00

a little bit, didn't really win, but didn't we play, So that's

1:16:04

considered winning my books. Yeah, when you walk out just like you had

1:16:06

a good time, and then you're not broke and you can and you can

1:16:10

still send your kids to college. You know money. Yeah. Well the

1:16:15

cats, Yeah, send his cats to call I did see. It was

1:16:18

just his fiftieth birthday and he had two cats up to his face to celebrate.

1:16:23

So he's a cat guy. It's been a it's been an a ventcil

1:16:28

love it. It's been an eventful few weeks for to the loaf. Of

1:16:30

course, he got married just a couple of weeks ago. Baking a beer.

1:16:32

But I think it was his birthday yesterday. Dude turned fifty years old

1:16:36

yesterday. The Big Five on Saturday, or actually Sunday, we partied,

1:16:43

okay, Saturday, all right? Well happy father did John showed up? No, look at that in the band back together, so dressed up as

1:16:53

I saw. Yeah, So were there any you know, posts like post

1:16:57

bacon and beer regrets? Were there any like you Maybe that was a mistake.

1:17:00

We did it on TV on the radio. Okay, good. It

1:17:06

was amazing. Whole bunch of family and friends all over the world. So

1:17:10

that's cool. And from what I remember, he had a friend that showed

1:17:13

up from Las Vegas, right, Yeah, surprised him at the event. That's pretty cool. Man. He had a friend fly out. How long

1:17:19

did they stay? He left the next day on your couch. No,

1:17:27

No, they had a room at the Nines. Oh with the Nines.

1:17:31

That guy looked like he had money. He looked, Yeah, what does

1:17:33

that guy do? He looked like he had money. He's a fire protection

1:17:38

engineer. He designs all your sprinkler systems, negress systems. He's based out

1:17:43

of Vegas, but I mean he's worked all over That's cool. He started

1:17:46

out in his garage. Living in Vegas would be dangerous. I couldn't.

1:17:49

I wouldn't survive. I wouldn't survive a year. Does he live in Vegas

1:17:54

proper? Does he live like on the outskirts in Henderson or something out on

1:17:58

the outskirts of the area. I do love sprinklers, so who does?

1:18:02

No kids? It sounds like for Toaf and his new bride, it's a

1:18:06

bunch of litter box a bunch of cats and some litter boxes lined the babies.

1:18:11

And you always see a cat tower like these guys have it built out

1:18:14

for cat land, right. Oh yeah? Do you think that getting married

1:18:17

at bacon and beer was the thing that's going to like really solidify the love

1:18:19

and make sure that it lasts sustaining a lifetime. Oh well, we love

1:18:25

each other, you know, immensely, without even the bacon and beer that

1:18:28

just you know, put a little icing on. We'd like the credit for

1:18:30

the survival. Yeah, come on, Toe, give us this one thing.

1:18:34

How much money do you think you saved on this wedding doing it with

1:18:36

us instead of finding it yourself. I would say at least a couple of

1:18:41

grand I mean, he still threw down some money, but we had a

1:18:44

reception on the next day. Oh nice. Yeah, that's great. We'll

1:18:48

have five to twenty grand saved, depending on what people would want to do.

1:18:53

Yeah, I'm very happy for you and your wife to thank you for

1:18:57

getting married at Bacon and Beer. Thanks for listening to the show. And

1:19:00

we we we gotta you know, we gotta do a divorce and I think

1:19:02

at the next one. Yeah, if you guys get shaky, you send

1:19:04

us an email. Let us know. Maybe we'll find somebody. You got

1:19:12

absolutely terrible to be around on date night. Did you guys get any good

1:19:15

gifts, any nice gifts for your wedding? Not really much. We didn't,

1:19:20

you know, we really didn't want much. I can't put it out

1:19:23

there, you know. Nice. The best gifts come from the family members

1:19:28

of the friends who don't come because they feel bad for you, or they

1:19:31

feel bad that they've let you down. So you get a really sweet vacuum.

1:19:35

Wait, we got regifted. I forgot about this. We got regifted

1:19:39

bread mixer. You got old schooled. Yeah, that was something we let

1:19:46

them borrow. And it was still dirty. My god, it was still

1:19:51

dirty. This is a bread maker. Oh my god. Well, you

1:19:56

know, it's the thought that count. Congratulations you have to run under a

1:20:00

wash. I mean the breadmakers want to say the one thing you never regift

1:20:03

because Will Ferrell did it and everyone knows you're you're a scammer. Yeah real,

1:20:09

oh boy, all right, tell full congratulations. If you get divorced,

1:20:13

divorce will be there. But it sounds like human is I don't think it's you's gonna be throwing it out is going to affect their love. These

1:20:20

two are locked down. I mean they were together for seven years before right,

1:20:24

for a long time, four years before they even got married, so

1:20:28

they're it felt like an eternity. They're in. I think they're in if

1:20:31

anybody survives. But if you're not, we got you, you know what

1:20:34

I mean. He's like, stop talking about like you're gonna be fine,

1:20:41

but if you're not. Yeah, but seriously, if you wake up and

1:20:44

all your stuff's gone, just call us. Yeah, we'll call Goldberg Jones

1:20:47

for you. All right, buddy, thank you? All right there,

1:20:51

it is, well, what a success story right there, and he's a

1:20:55

super cool guy. I think it's gonna work out for them, very happy.

1:20:58

So we're gonna check in with some more of them throughout the week.

1:21:00

I'd like to see how Ian's doing. Remember he and his boyfriend got married.

1:21:04

Yeah, yep, and he sprung that on his boyfriend. So we'll

1:21:09

see how they've recovered from the surprise that was and the couple that showed up

1:21:15

just looking like a million bucks Lord Harry Dapper. Her name was Savannah.

1:21:18

Oh, I can't remember his name. What was his? And they're the ones who won the trip. They're the ones who I think so yes,

1:21:24

definitely went to the coast. I want to know how that Daniel and Savannah

1:21:28

And when's the baby gonna be? Do they make a baby on the trippy

1:21:30

game? That's not you can't ask that. I'm gonna And if they don't

1:21:34

name them Dranner or true, it's oh, this is a terrible names.

1:21:42

But he's absolutely right. Well, you know it's on the right, need

1:21:45

to at least have three And then they all your middle name was Laura,

1:21:49

no matter what, Laura. I think that's fair. Stevenson. We've we've

1:21:57

got what's trending coming up here. In just a second, we'll let you know what's gone viral. Hang on, you're listening to Drew and Laura Drew

1:22:04

Laura Yah. Got a lot of stuff online at one O five nine the

1:22:09

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1:22:14

It's the show after the show. It's unedited, it's uncensored. If

1:22:17

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1:22:19

don't know why you would, but you can find it. If you like

1:22:24

it and you love it and you want more of it, you can find

1:22:26

it. Yeah, you're a glutton for punishment, Come get it. You

1:22:30

can see the video from yesterday Madonna scolding the fan in a wheelchair for sitting

1:22:33

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1:22:38

in a damn wheelchair. Your leg's not working. It's not a sufficient excuse.

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Stand up. Also online at one five nine the brew dot com.

1:22:47

You can see uh, let's see here the fourteen year old pulled from a

1:22:56

burning car. I guess he took off, wrecked his vehicle, and then

1:22:59

they police had to pull him out of the vehicle. You let him cook for a couple of time. I was gonna say, you stole a car.

1:23:03

You rammed into a light pole, pole or whatever he rammed into,

1:23:08

and then the car caught on fire like that's I would just think that maybe

1:23:11

they're not so gentle when they arrest you. Yeah. Yeah, And you

1:23:14

know what, I really can't stand people who take off from police because you're

1:23:17

you're risking everyone else's lives on the road. You know, you could you

1:23:20

could hit a kid walking across the street or a car that's got a baby.

1:23:25

I can't stand those people well. And also even just for yourself,

1:23:28

it's like, do you think you're not gonna get busted and then get even into even more trouble. Yeah? Yeah that way, you know, just

1:23:33

so over when I see people like drag racing or whatever then they crash,

1:23:39

I don't feel bad for you. No, there's not a bit of mean that feels bad unless you hit somebody else. Yeah, that sucks. You

1:23:44

know. The only thing it's like that fourteen year older this happened to You're

1:23:47

like, okay, you're fourteen. These street racers are like twenty five.

1:23:50

Yeah. I can't figure it out. And it's happening a lot, even

1:23:54

in Portland. You know that take over an intersection. It's insane. Look,

1:23:58

if you like on a weekend, if you're up and you're driving around when the streets are open. Look down you'll see skid marks and spin marks.

1:24:04

You know who else I don't feel bad for it. The idiot standing

1:24:06

in the middle of the intersection who gets clipped? Right, every day I

1:24:10

see a video of some moron standing in the middle of the intersection during one

1:24:13

of these car rallies, these takeovers. I saw somebody fall out of a sun roof the other day, if not not in person, on a video,

1:24:18

but also yeah, a corolla around in a circle. Those are very

1:24:23

satisfying. Those are just to me, They're just as satisfying as a zippopping

1:24:26

video. Watch one of those idiots get clipped and just you know how they

1:24:29

flip their shoes fall off. Oh good, that's what you get. It's

1:24:32

just unbelievable that that many people just stand there and go right like, what's

1:24:38

fun? What's cool about that? Are we going anywhere tonight? Are we

1:24:41

gonna sit on this brudge? I know, all right, I'd be so

1:24:43

pissed. I'd want to get out of here and be so bored. Anyway,

1:24:46

that videos online if you want to see that kid get pulled from the

1:24:48

burning car. At least he's alive, you know. Thank God for this

1:24:51

officer he'll grow up at some point and regret his behavior. It's all me.

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Check it out. One of five nine the brew dot calm. You

1:25:00

know we didn't give away these, Jason Bonham, Well, darn it, So we should do that we get right now? Whoever, how about the

1:25:05

first phone that I see on the on the line. The first blink win,

1:25:09

first blink wins the good game, the first blink game, Yeah,

1:25:14

the first call that maybe we should play that first call it? Hey,

1:25:17

should I give out the numbers? Eight? Six, six, four, five five nine? Make sure make it a little easier. Sure, yeah,

1:25:23

all right, first and we're on a twenty second delay too, so

1:25:25

they're not going to hear this from we're waiting waiting. Let me see what

1:25:29

the delay says. I always wonder where we're at in the delay. Okay,

1:25:32

well can we hear it while we're on Yeah? I think if I

1:25:34

have my headphones, I can first blink first, the first blink game.

1:25:42

Yeah, the first call that maybe we should play that first collar? Hey,

1:25:45

did you should I give out the numbers? Okay? We got one?

1:25:47

We got a take long? Here we go? Which one was it?

1:25:51

Laura? It was the first the line one? Oh yeah, Hi,

1:25:57

it's tannerdew and Laura. Who's this? Arla, Arla. You're the

1:26:00

first one. You're the first blank. You just got tickets to go see

1:26:09

Jason Bonham's led Zeppelin Evening. It's just the same thing as the led Zeppelin

1:26:12

Experience, just that the actual band led Zeppelin wanted the word experience back for

1:26:16

something. I don't know what they're gonna do, but it's gonna be a

1:26:18

fun show. And Jason Bonham's son is gonna be a thing up. Oh

1:26:24

my husband will love to go to that with me. Nice, awesome.

1:26:27

Make it a date night, Yeah, make it an evening, making a

1:26:30

date evening. Actually, the show's at nine am, all right, hang

1:26:36

on the fun. We'll get your information and we'll see you at the show.

1:26:40

Not if it's nine am, but we'll see you at the show.

1:26:43

Maybe they should try that out early morning concerts. Jason bonhams led Zeppelin morning

1:26:47

in the morning. I like it. Well, we got bacon and beer.

1:26:50

If they don't do it, we'll do Yeah, that's true, we'll

1:26:53

do it. Well. When led Zeppelin takes back evening, it'll be breakfast.

1:26:57

Yeah, they'll do it in the morning. Led Zeppelin tea and crumpets

1:27:01

or whatever they say sounds right. We got on a Donkey Show podcast coming

1:27:05

up next. You can hear that online at around ten thirty eleven o'clock at

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the latest at one o five nine the brew dot com. Yeah Court is

1:27:13

in next? What Court is back? Everybody? Wait? Day two of

1:27:17

Court on the Radio is coming up after Green Days Tanner Jew and Laura