0:00

You drew Laura. All this week, ladies and gentlemen, we've got tickets

0:08

to see the One and the Limp Biscuits. Jeep Bone, Rolling Baby,

0:16

you know what Tommedy is throw your hands up. I thought the Biscuit girls

0:24

in this video were so hot. Well, oh yeah they were there.

0:28

They were all wearing like the tank tops and the backwards hats. Right,

0:31

I love that throw your hands up. Rolling Stone called this one of the

0:41

worst songs ever made. Well, you know, yeah, it might have

0:44

been. It might have gotten number one. I can't remember exactly, but

0:47

it was up there. I mean when when Limp Biscuit was the hotness like

0:51

they were, but they weren't, you know what I mean, Like people

0:54

were still like limbs. They were kind of a novelty band. I remember

0:59

one time I had a red I had a red baseball hat and I was

1:02

wearing it backwards one day. I didn't do it because of limbisguit. I

1:06

just liked the color red, you guys know, but the style was the

1:08

backwards, more vibrant hat, and so from across the street. I remember

1:12

I was in downtown Portland. I think it was for like a Saint Patrick's

1:15

Day remember the Lotus Drew Oh yeah, I think I was down at the

1:19

Lotus. Yeah, I get some that's Fred Durst Avenue. I remember walking

1:23

across the street going hearing someone to say hey Fred, and you look past

1:29

you and you're like, oh no, I just turned around and went bring

1:32

it on. That'll shut him down. You know. Fred stood in the

1:36

wind of it though, you know, kind of like hey, Pete in

1:38

the wind, I think is what you're trying to say. Yeah, he did. I mean, obviously there's ups and downs, but I'm I seem

1:45

to be back. I'm a big fan. I've always liked their music.

1:48

I've always loved the rap rock hybrid. I think Fred is kind of a

1:51

cheeseball. Yeah, but I think Lin Biscuits music musically, like if you

1:55

could get Biscuit instrumental. I've always said this, if I could get just

1:59

West Borland and the rest of the band right, I'd listened to that too.

2:02

Musically they're really great. It would have been a totally different experience if

2:06

Fred didn't found the thing. Yeah is Fred just can't He can't really sing.

2:09

He can't he can it doesn't really do that much. He wants Fred

2:13

Durst to sing you know what I mean, Like I feel like like you

2:16

said, yeah, it is the stick and it worked, but it would

2:20

have been nice to have at least a backup person who could sing a softer

2:23

song here and there. Yeah, Blue Eyes. Not only did Fred Durst

2:31

sing that song poorly, it was also a cover of a really great song,

2:37

which made it just that much worse. And what's the other one, the George Michael song? Is it Faith Fell? Yeah? I love that

2:43

song. That's a great song. I remember that was on TRL for like

2:46

a for like six months, and that song was huge its first rap around

2:51

too. I think it's just one of those good songs that Fred and Fred

2:54

and the gang put a nice twist on. It's gonna be a wild show

2:58

because they put Mbigie puts on a great con Corey Felman's opening up for it.

3:01

You know, the opening acts are. Whether they're good, I don't

3:06

know, but they're going to be fun to watch because it's kind of a spectacle. It's going to be an experience. I mean, riff Raff is

3:10

the host. This thing is supposed to be say no More. And by

3:15

the way, if you've ever seen the movie Spring Breakers with James Franco.

3:20

That movie that character James Franco is playing is vaguely based on riffraff. It

3:24

looks it's pretty spot on. Yeah, it's pretty rappy. Yeah, so

3:28

it's it's just it's fun. It's gonna be fun. We'll have tickets all

3:30

this week. Your next chance to win appairs coming up at seven thirty this

3:35

morning. Rude brought to you by Hulu plus Live TV. Switch today to

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watch over ninety five live channels. Now here's Laura. No, it was

3:46

not your internet connection. Metas platforms including Facebook and Instagram went down for thousands

3:53

of users yesterday because of what the company called a technical issue. As many

3:58

as half a million, yeah, half a million Facebook users had reported issues

4:02

logging in or accessing the site. Thousands more reported having issues with Instagram and

4:08

Facebook Messenger. Thankfully, the outage was resolved within around two hours. I

4:13

know all of us in here were like, what's going on? Isn't it funny? How quick the world panics over societ media. I mean people were

4:19

calling us being like, have you heard I got a I got an email

4:23

yesterday? Once Facebook started working again and that said, hey, uh we

4:27

we saw that someone try to log in twice, but we stopped them number

4:30

one. That was amazing me. And you didn't stop anything. I just

4:33

gave up. Yeah, Like I tried once and it said that's the incorrect

4:36

password. And then I just moved on and sabotaged you. Sabotaged your own

4:42

social media platform by having these technical issues. Nobody could log in so and

4:47

I remember in the movie Facebook Mark, the character playing Mark Zuckerberger was like,

4:51

you we can't. We can't. We can't be shut down. You

4:54

can shut us down all it takes. I feel like I gave him an

4:57

accent, like social media is just one day's break away from being overtaken by

5:03

the next one. You know, sure, we don't have much patience anymore.

5:06

That's true. What are time for MySpace is today? Follow? I

5:11

follow him on Instagram. He's literally just out living his best life every time.

5:14

I think he's an artist and a traveler. He sold his stake at

5:18

a nice little time. He turned around to that MySpace chair and smiled at

5:21

us one last time. It's like see you never. Changes are coming to

5:26

the twenty twenty four Dodge Charger. If you're a muscle car enthusiast, it'll

5:31

be the first of its kind. First of all, the new charger is

5:33

going to be available as a battery powered electric car or a gasoline engine.

5:40

You get to pick, and for the first time, it will be available

5:43

with two or four doors. Also, unlike most evs, because what do

5:46

you think when you think electric cars, they make like a whirring sound. Right, they're kind of quiet. But chargers are going to be super loud,

5:54

at least when you want them to be, thanks to a series of

5:57

chambers that will blast sound who the outside world. One thing that is different,

6:02

it won't be available with the V eight engine. It's gonna be six

6:06

cylinder only if you choose the gasoline option. But that's what that's pretty It's

6:12

pretty interesting though for a muscle card fruit cake, you're gonna take two full

6:16

cylinders. Yeah, that's it. And finally, this is this is a

6:21

bit of sad news, but I think we probably saw it coming. Oregon

6:26

lawmakers recent attempt to ditch daylight saving time for good was placed on hold yesterday.

6:32

Senate Bill fifteen forty eight would have led Oregon Oregonians living in the Pacific

6:38

time zone stay on standard time for the entire year by getting rid of daylight

6:43

saving time. After amending the bill to require California and Washington's agreement, the

6:48

bill made its way to Senate, where it passed. However, when it

6:53

made its way to the House, it lost momentum. They were like,

6:57

we got too much stuff going on, we don't have enough times, so

7:00

it's gonna be pretty daunting now that we say we won't do it without other

7:05

states. Yeah, it's just on the but I do feel like if California

7:10

were to make the switch, that's usually what happens. Washington and Oregon do

7:13

whatever whatever Daddy California. Yeah, I feel like it would be a domino

7:16

effect California say that. I don't say that as a compliment. Most of

7:20

California's like, we got plenty of son. What are you guys talking about?

7:24

Could we get some light anyway? We'll see if it ever happens,

7:29

but for now, nope. More on those stories. One of five nine the brew Docks. Thank you about in mud. We're gonna check your talk

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back messages, so download that iHeart radio appons in this one and now through

7:41

sports, Well, it looks like Russell Wilson is going to be allowed to

7:49

talk to other teams before he's released, because the way it works, he

7:55

gets released at the end of the quote unquote league year and then they start

8:00

fresh before the season, so he's technically still a Bronco. He's just been

8:05

told that he's not going to be the second another paycheck shows up, so

8:09

they're letting him talk to teams. And that's super weird because when you're gonna

8:13

pay that guy that much dead money eighty five million dollars, you might just

8:18

say, like, go kick rocks, dude, Like why don't you go

8:22

play golf for a couple of weeks and then go pick a team. But

8:24

yeah, I think it's just yeah, absolutely, I mean, I'm guessing

8:30

he's gonna come out firing, and if and if he ends up being good

8:33

for another team, the Broncos will be reeling because not only did they have

8:39

to pay him buckets and buckets of money, but they also gave Seattle five

8:43

draft picks to first round, two second round, as well as three players

8:48

for Russell Wilson, So they just cleaned out their cabinet and then made them

8:52

pay him all the money. As of now, Russ just says God's got

8:56

game, bron James, which is yet a little bit more game, because,

9:01

of course, Lebron said, wherever Brony goes, I go. Problem

9:07

is, bron he's not ready for the NBA. His team sucks at USC.

9:11

He's not terrible, but he's coming off of injuries, only played part

9:16

of the season, and likely if he wasn't Lebron's son, he wouldn't be

9:18

drafted by anyone. But somebody's gonna want Lebron on their team, So it

9:22

all comes down to who's gonna get him. And don't forget the Lakers have

9:26

the fifty sixth pick in the draft and their team Lebron, so we'll see

9:31

if they take him. Just on principle. Tonight thunder Blazers head to head

9:35

at the Motor Center. Big dogs of big underdogs in this one. We'll

9:39

break it down next hour. That tips at seven. There's the sports all

9:43

right coming up in about an hour. We got your limbisuit tickets. Also,

9:46

Ball's out bowling his back and it's exactly what it sounds like. What

9:50

I'll tell you about that coming up next. And how often are gen z

9:52

and millennials having the sexy time? Probably more than me. That's just fortunate,

9:58

but it's true. We'll tell you on the other side of Nirvana,

10:01

Happy Wednesday. It's Tanner, Drew and Laura on one O five nine the

10:05

Brew. You're Drew and Laura. Drew and Laura particular bowling Alley in Pittsburgh,

10:15

Pennsylvania, and they will be having a a nude night basically. And

10:18

oh and they call it Balls out Bowling. Yeah. And I'll tell you,

10:22

you know, just from the naked bike ride or any other time,

10:26

like I've seen naked beaches in Europe, they're not. It's nothing like whoa,

10:30

that's awesome when you see a new Wiena that well, right, because

10:33

the people who participate are not the people you hope with quite take no,

10:37

Yeah, I mean like you don't want to see those people. It's always

10:39

Bill Murray from Kingpin. Yeah. It shows up with that with that calmb

10:43

over and yeah, and then imagine that all naked and so, you know,

10:48

celebrating strikes come on. Now. The event, if you happen to

10:52

make your way to Pennsylvania in April, is for anyone over the age of

10:56

eighteen, whether you're seasoned, pro or beginner vents for everybody, they say

11:01

whoa nudity is required with the exception that women can wear bottoms. Okay,

11:05

yeah, that's fair. I mean also sexual activity is not permitted. The

11:09

male genital is way more offensive from a distance. It's like you even think

11:13

that the they'd be holstering us more. Yeah okay, but yeah, because

11:20

what else is there for you? Guys? Like if you just show up topless, it's like, okay, what's the big deal? So, yeah,

11:26

you got to take off the bottoms if you're a dude. I mean,

11:30

women have more everybody, women have more going on down there. You

11:33

don't want to be slipping and sliding all over the floor when you're trying to

11:37

So you know, they say women can wear bottoms, so that if that's

11:41

what I'm saying, But I mean, that's hid. Forget about the hygiene

11:45

though, Like doesn't that seem dangerous guys, Like would you want a thirteen

11:50

pound bowling ball next to your junk? No? I don't think that's for

11:54

me. I'd be so worried about like when I actually bowl the ball and

11:58

I and I'm in a weird bin the position what opens up when that happens,

12:03

It's gonna be it's gonna be a come on down to corn Town.

12:07

That people are trying to eat their chicken wings and fries over there and have

12:11

a beer and I'm sitting there. There better be a two game maximum for

12:15

people who get schweaty. You know, it's a snack and Harold keeps bending

12:20

over to grab his ball. I want to know what the bowling Alley thinks

12:22

about this, because there's gonna be a lot of clean up after this event,

12:26

don't you think? Why do you think no sexual activity is allowed? Yeah, but I know, but you're you're still buns out on the You

12:31

better, yeah, you better at least spray that shoe cleaner on it.

12:35

And you know, they say that nudism does not equal consent, so they're

12:41

gonna they take harassment very seriously assaulting people that that has to be posted.

12:46

Yeah, like if someone snaked, you can't just run them down. And

12:50

like like hopefully if you wear the bowling shoes at the bowling Alley gives you

12:54

you're wearing at least socks. You have to at least wear some interesting about

13:01

my own safety. I'm not trying to catch you know. Yeah, I

13:07

don't want athlete. I think socks would be a pretty fair deal. But

13:11

now, ladies at bottoms in socks. It's basically Eskimo winter. It's got

13:15

to the point where I go to the bowling alley. Now I don't even I don't even put the shoes on. Why haven't you always been? That's

13:20

only been in the last like ten years or five ten years maybe five,

13:24

because I don't remember doing that in Detroit. I remember just putting the stupid bowling shoes on. But that's ridiculous. I don't. I don't slide at

13:31

all, you know, walk up and drop, you know, I'll have

13:35

my JS on or something looking I'll fly. I would be like me to

13:39

a stop. No way, no. I mean, I hate your shoes,

13:41

but I need the slick. You get enough dust, Oh you dust

13:45

them up. You get enough dust by just walking around. I feel like it's not about that. It's about the experience. You can't get bowl enjoy

13:52

bowling in my own shoes. I don't need to put on some I went

13:56

on and a guy was like, I'm not putting on those bowlings. She

14:00

it'd be like, I'm out of here, because good if you're too cool,

14:05

save me too cool, save me the money on a second, games at it, Get out of here. Let's play ping pong instead scratch that

14:13

lady's second game. It's just me. Yeah, no, I don't like

14:16

it. It's just like it's a hydiant. It's a hygien thing. Man,

14:20

I've got it. The older I get, the older I get,

14:24

I've become a bit of a germophobe. And I just I'm not like O

14:28

c D, where I have to wash my hands every ten seconds. But

14:31

I if I touch anything public, I have to wash my hands like immediately.

14:35

I guess maybe it is bad. I don't know, maybe it is

14:37

bad OCD. I haven't ever been diagnosed or anything. Yeah, right,

14:39

you got frat floor carpet in those places. I just figure I'm I'm getting

14:43

something in your ringworm at least. Yeah yeah. And also, but you'll

14:46

stick your fingers in the holes of this bowling ball that haven't been cleaned since

14:50

nineteen seventy. Yeah, don't. But they go right back onto that rack.

14:56

Yeah yeah. And then the next person the right Hopefully we don't touch the rack, but I'm saying no, do they at least go by and

15:01

blast those finger holes with scene. I don't think about it. Well,

15:07

you always listen. It's one of those things where you basically burn your hands

15:11

off after you bowl. Yeah, it's true, but think about when you

15:13

you wait for your lane. Those people put their balls back on the rack.

15:18

The next group just goes to the rack and grabs the balls. The

15:20

balls are in. But I thought, maybe at the end of the night some point, you know, do they do the point out like you know?

15:24

I know they do that with the shoes, But at the end of

15:26

the night, do they just walk down the line? I would hope. I would hope it closing time everything gets and someone who's worked at a bowling

15:33

alley tell us, do they ever clean the balls? I think maybe bowling

15:35

is not the sport for you. I love the ball. It's one of

15:39

the few sports I'm actually really good at. It is a lot of and

15:43

you've got the wrong shoes on. Yeah, but hey, if he bowls

15:46

a he bowls a better score than you with jays on and then I will

15:50

it's coming, don't we talk about We have actually a bee fodder was going

15:56

be fodder and Susan our promotions team going to look into it. I don't

16:00

know where they are on that, but uh, we do want to do

16:03

a bowling league where everyone shows up and it's like, you know, maybe

16:07

not a bacon a beer style event, but it's big where there's a charity

16:10

aspect involved. We we think we could all have teams. Are we talking

16:14

about a bowling night or like where you come every Well, I think the

16:18

league would be fun. But the league would be fun. It would be a big commitment, but at least one night would be probably easier, just

16:25

so we can get on the table. Who's whearing their bowling game? Yeah,

16:29

because i'd spent a long time. I mean I remember being you can't

16:32

backtrack, You're gonna crush Laura big Alsna. You don't know, I don't

16:37

know, I have a gutterall McGriff Well, yeah, I guess there's only

16:41

one way to find what's that line with the bumpers, Yeah, you're doing

16:44

bumps because we can I turn them on for the kids. They can come

16:47

in and out by turn. Yeah. When I was a kid, you guys, just wait, when I was a kid, they started doing bumpers,

16:52

at least that's what I remember, in like the eighties, and they

16:55

would just put foam in the alley. Yeah. Yeah, I wouldn't even have like the arms wouldn't up back then. It was just they just put

17:00

phone there and I even remember where there was just only two lanes had the

17:04

option for it. Like if your kids came after Ronda and Jane's kids they

17:10

were hitting the lane with did you ever use it? You see what they have now? And I don't know, maybe kids growing up had these two

17:15

but like the little the ramps that you can put the ball that showed us

17:19

straight down, I'm like, that's so Lamele's come on, but that allows

17:23

like a two year old to do it, so you can go bowling when

17:26

you have kids. It's the greatest invention in the history of kids bowling.

17:32

But like, come on, you're gonna bawl a strike every time. That's

17:36

not fair. Year old's not could get my ass and we go, Laura's

17:40

going to show us to strike on that thing. It's not that easy, right. We would love to know if they clean those balls. I really

17:45

hope they do. We're gonna text messages on our lazyboot text line at this

17:51

person says there used to be a bowling alley and eighty second called eighty Second Bowl. They had naked bowling night back in the mid nineties. Just a

17:56

bunch of old people though, Yeah, of course I'm just back. You

18:00

could smoke in there. Oh my god, walk out with cancer. That

18:03

was the greatest night. Page says I have a friend whose favorite color is

18:08

red, like Tanner, and he's very anal retentive. Is Tanner anal retentive?

18:12

All unliking the color red? Wow? Talk about dry like really reading

18:18

into a color? Am I anal retentive? Absolutely? Seventy four sixty two

18:26

says your bowling night could be called balls and brew balls and so I know,

18:33

but let's not get a twisted. Are people getting naked at this bad?

18:37

Now? Come on, now, we'll just do beer, beer and

18:40

bowling or something. Yeah. People are going to confuse the events and we're

18:45

gonna get old bacon bowling and beer. Yeah. I like that too much.

18:48

It's working title whatever thinking out here, there's nothing, there's no bad

18:52

ideas, apparently according to Laura, they're all bad. Just cut down great

18:56

stuff. We're going bowling one way or another. Yeah, we will do

19:00

that eventually. We'll tell you about uh gen Z and their sexual habits a

19:03

little bit later. We round the time in the segment. But I know

19:07

that's dying to hear that. And we also have those Limbis tickets. Hang

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on. Now, what's trending fueled by Columbia heating and cooling raising your expectations

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of comfort online At one of five nine in the brew dot com, you

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can see, Uh, there's a funny video. So it's a marriage proposal

19:27

on a beach. Okay, so I think you know, the guy knew

19:30

he was gonna propose, so got a camera guy out there to film it.

19:33

All. Sure, a dog comes into the shot and just takes a

19:37

dump rack. They're having this romantic moment in this pit bull looks like it's

19:41

just pooping. At first, I was like, oh, cute dog.

19:45

Oh no, no, the dog's pooping. Oh no, no, it's

19:48

I look at it. Come look at it's literally you couldn't plan it better.

19:52

I mean, the the sizing, the framing of the shot, the

19:56

dog just he's on one name he comes. But you know what, that's

20:06

that's great because that video went viral and that's that's a cool moment for them.

20:11

I like it. Maybe it mean said marriage is doomed. I'm sure,

20:14

but I don't know. Maybe it's good luck, you think. And then part about it is they don't seem to know in the moment, so

20:19

the moment isn't ruined, right, and they get this. I think it's

20:23

very cool to be fair. That cameraman was not great. I mean I

20:27

wouldn't even have noticed the two people in the distance walking down. You're focused

20:33

on the dog poop. We know your priorities are we know the things that

20:37

entertain you. That dog looks so relieved though that was a thing. He's

20:45

That video is online or we'll be here in just a few minutes one five

20:48

nine dot com. There's also a video that went viral of a woman saved

20:51

after a shop shutter lifts her into the air. So you know, like

20:53

when like a riot happens, they close those metal doors and they come down.

20:57

Well, this person I guess was opening their shop up and there was

21:00

somebody standing right there and when the door was going up, it caught her

21:04

pants, oh my gosh, and just lifted her into the sky and she

21:07

just dangled there until the guy came to came to help her. Just hit

21:11

with a wedgie. I mean, then maybe she's got to pick that out.

21:15

Yeah, yeah, she's gonna be picking that out for a while.

21:17

Like that would be very uncomfortable that videos online and the video. We talked

21:22

about it yesterday. The dude who was arrested while on the toilet, he

21:25

broke into somebody's house. Yes, uh pretty much went directed to the bathroom

21:29

to dump it out. I guess you know break ins are stressful and he might have IBS. Yes, and so the cops broke in, kicked the

21:36

door open, and he looked at the cops and said, dude, I'm on the toilet or dude, I'm taking an S. Yeah, we've got

21:41

the video. Why did you leave your DNA all over that toilet? Come

21:45

on, bro, wait till you leave the premises. At least you know

21:48

when you hear that sound, Well, listen, when you got a VCR

21:51

under your arm, things can get hairy yet stressed out when you go you

21:56

get a panic boot. Videos are online one of five nine in the dot

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com cli on Tanner, Drew and Laura and Laura. So how often are

22:08

you getting lucky? How often? It doesn't matter if you're single, if

22:12

you're married, you get lucky. I feel like sometimes single people get lucky

22:18

more than married people did. Honestly, Ye nine nine seven is our lazy

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boy text line. You can also shoot us a talk back message through the

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iHeartRadio app downloading for your cell phone. This is how often gen z and

22:30

millennials are getting lucky. Because for a minute there, gen z ors really

22:33

worn't They weren't like into it, right, Yeah, it was like a

22:37

delayed type of thing. That is that the new new or they the people

22:41

before millennials. They're the people like they are younger than millennials. Oh okay,

22:47

so the new new. Yeah, but I think like your daughters, I don't think they're gen z or they're onto something else. What would you

22:52

his daughters be. I think they're like gen alpha now or something like that.

22:56

I don't know. But your name's just alf changing. I don't know.

23:00

Well, according to survey data from e Harmony, one in five gen

23:03

zers are having sex daily and gen zers are what again, I don't know

23:07

there, that's two thousand class of like two thousand through how many years does

23:14

this span? Well, millennials like, we're still on the older end of

23:18

being millennial. So immediately immediately younger than us. Yeah, immediately younger than

23:22

us is gen zers? Okay, Well, gen Zers are apparently having sex

23:26

daily cheeze, while sixty one percent added that they enjoy being sexually adventurous with

23:30

a partner. How what percent did you say was doing it or what number?

23:37

Yeah, I mean daily is a task. Yeah, And then it

23:41

said sixty one percent enjoy being sexually adventurous. And then gen zers in a

23:45

relationship were also having sex more, with the number of those couples engaging in

23:49

sex three times a week increasing from thirty one percent to thirty five percent.

23:55

I think you know one to two is healthy. Three ism anything beyond that

24:02

is an extremely difficult life to live. I feel like even three is noel

24:07

no for everyone. I mean, think about what there's a lot of coming

24:10

up for that. There's a lot of extra showers and hiding from kids or

24:15

I mean shape. I think you can do it six times without but I

24:18

don't think without a shower you're getting a check yes, or if you're camping,

24:22

you're you're getting chafed. Yeah. Well, but I mean if you

24:25

do it once a day, you'd be all right. But I just still

24:29

wouldn't want to do that. And what I mean talk for ladies, I

24:33

won't, but I don't know many ladies that want to do it every single

24:37

day. Yeah, I don't think it's the physical implications that's the problem.

24:41

I think it's the time. I think it's like the people who are having

24:44

sex three times a week. First of all, I doubt they're married,

24:47

because I don't think that's a sustainable number. Like, I don't care how much you love you often are you having sex? So please send us a

24:52

text message in on it one, one seven and you can stay anonymous if

24:55

you want. And maybe maybe when it's like an off week and you're like, well that just happened three times. That's crazy. But I don't think

25:02

I want to keep the schedule. At one point I was able to do

25:04

it three times a week exactly, But that's exactly what I'm saying. At

25:07

one point, I just don't think that's like a for a lifetime. Eighty

25:11

five and that's why I said, is that's an amazing Yeah, eighty five

25:14

sixty nine on a lazy boy text line said there he's married and he gets

25:18

it about once a month if he's lucky. Or that could be a lady,

25:21

that could be a girl. I don't know. I mean because when and I'm not going to speak for them either, but when Court and Casey

25:26

walk in here, they're gonna look at you and be like, ah, what sex like? Sometimes it's it's not whatever she allows it exactly. Why

25:34

don't you ask her? She's in charge? Let me call the beef watter

25:37

because I think I asked Beef this question and he told me, and I

25:40

don't remember what he said. I want to say he said like once a month or something. I mean, but that barely and his wife fairly likes

25:47

him. But that's about every once in a while, you know what I

25:51

mean. But once a month is enough to at least know that you're still

25:53

into each other. You should do it more. Uh. This text came

25:57

from eighty eight forty six. He says, I'm thirty eight years old and

26:00

I get it three to five times a week and I'm in a relationship.

26:03

Yeah, that's a lot. Beef water, what's up reporting for beef?

26:07

Good morning? Good morning? Why is he weird? Very robot this morning?

26:15

Are you? How often are you? I'm always robot? Okay,

26:18

even in this, even in the bedroom, I am a robot. I'm

26:21

about to give you pleasure. Beafop boop. We've gone over this repeatedly,

26:26

repeatedly. He's like, I'm sick of talking about this. Wait, what

26:30

he's got an answer for us. I've told you repeatedly, it's quarterly,

26:34

like like small business taxes. A god, it's better than nothing. When's

26:41

the last time? How long has it been for you? I know you you're married, man, Oh, I don't know. I would have to

26:47

check the calendar, seriously. Has it been longer than longer than a week?

26:52

Of course it's long yea longer than two weeks? Yeah, I think,

26:56

So you want to go have a game show? Like, I'm serious, you got up your calendar? Is it longer than a month? Probably?

27:03

So longer than two months? But for crying out loud, I don't

27:07

know the day. So it's been a while since you've had sex? So

27:11

is that? Is that? The average? About once every two months?

27:14

Three months? But it's a quarter be three whenever I get enough gold stars?

27:18

Got it? And it takes a lot to earn those from his wife?

27:22

From any I have a teacher ones who just passed out the gold stars

27:25

like nothing. His wife's not like that. Yeah, you gotta work, Yeah, you gotta work for him? All right on? Now? All

27:30

right, well just check and you to get all you know wild about it?

27:33

Can I just park and come into work? That would be, hey,

27:37

be one more thing. It's probably a lot of traffic there in the

27:41

parking all right, it's got to concentrate. Yes, sit in the parking

27:45

lift a little bit. Actually think about everything that you said on the air

27:48

to back curve ball five zero seven three on our Lazy Boy text line says

27:55

been with my wife since high school. We do it at least once a day, and most of the time my wife initiates it. Oh so he's

28:02

got himself. That's pretty great. Well that that'll that last part is the

28:06

big caveat If she's into it, it's a lot easier to get a man

28:08

to say okay, sure, ye at least once a day for me,

28:12

Like, that's so much exhausting. Oh god, this person, I can

28:17

watch TV after that one time. This person from eighty eight forty six says,

28:22

I'm thirty eight and I get it three to five times a week and I'm in a relationship. This one's from sixty two to seventy nine says I

28:27

get it from a married chick three times a week and I'm single. You're

28:32

okay, you're sleeping. Yeah, that's usually how it goes, Henry,

28:40

that's great news. Seventy four sixty two, says for the first time in

28:45

seven years of my relationship, it was oh sorry. For the first seven

28:48

years of my relationship, it was six to seven times a week we would

28:51

have sex. Oh we are now and you're eleven, and it's about once

28:53

a week. I think that's still pretty healthy. It's definitely healthy. You

28:57

get yourself into You're not in the slow lane, You're in the economy lane.

29:02

Because it's not just like I'm not having sex with you because I don't

29:04

want to have sex with you. It's just like life is busy and we

29:08

all have our own stuff going on, and sometimes it just doesn't happen.

29:12

Now sounds like a lot of excuses and headaches coming from that side of the

29:15

room. So it is, I mean, I'm down, like if I'm

29:18

into it, I'm into it. But it's good. I mean, it's

29:21

not. It just sometimes it doesn't happen that way. It's a tougher sell.

29:25

I mean, I feel like every guy's gone. I feel like she's enjoying this. Why isn't she initiating this more often? But it is a

29:30

lot of work. I'm both ens, and there are some girls who just

29:33

don't initiate it even if they want it. Yeah, they want they won't

29:37

initiate it and can be disappointing to some guys. But your daytimer and go,

29:41

I know this is weird, but what are you doing? Like May

29:45

thirty? Can I pencil you in for the thirteen I got about forty five

29:48

minutes after work. Yeah, all right, more of your text coming up

29:52

here in just a few minutes. Ninety one ninety seven is our lazy boy text line, How often are you getting it? And now through sports?

30:06

Well before free agency begins next week, the Broncos have given soon to be

30:11

released quarterback Russell Wilson permission to immediately start speaking and meeting with other teams in

30:18

their home cities. This is huge for him because when teams are looking for

30:22

I refuse to call him a franchise quarterback after what happened, but if somebody

30:27

wants a starting quarterback, those jobs start to dry up pretty quick as teams

30:33

want to shift and get things going. And if he's not allowed to be

30:37

on the front end of this, who knows what team he ends up with.

30:41

Now that being said, he is being paid a ton of money.

30:44

He could just go sit at home. He is thirty five years old.

30:48

But quarterbacks, they have a tendency to want to keep playing, and I

30:52

think he feels he has something to prove. He doesn't want the final chapter

30:56

to be written this way. This is a guy who was in Super Bowls

31:00

when he was a young man making next to nothing, and now that five

31:03

year, two hundred and forty two point six million dollar deal blew up and

31:07

the Seahawks got themselves five draft picks and three players out of the deal bing

31:14

to the bong. Also, Brownie James is not ready for the NBA,

31:18

but the chances are a team may take him and hold him in the effort

31:22

to get Lebron James for the twilight of his career. Because Lebron has already

31:26

said I will play anywhere at any price to play with my son. It

31:30

won't be about money at that point. Now that makes you wonder do the

31:33

Blazers waste an obnoxious pick on a Bronny to try and get Lebron? I

31:38

don't know. Maybe finally thunder Blazers Tonight Blazers underdogs at the Motor Center,

31:44

though, but I don't think they know how loud it's gonna get. Fans

31:48

are gonna freak out Blazers are gonna overcome fourteen point odds and get the victory.

31:52

Rips it he go go sports ghost Sports, Sportsball. There's just thank

32:00

you Coming up next, We've got tickets to go see Limb Biscuit and Corey

32:04

Feldman. The show's going down at the r V and Stall Resorts Amphitheater August

32:07

twenty first and Coller ten. We'll get to name the movie clip next,

32:15

right, a right play clip from a movie, a Corey Felman film,

32:19

and just tell us what film that is, and you could win the tickets,

32:22

right standard. Drew and Laura on the Brew Happy Wednesday. You're listening

32:27

to Drew and Laura. Drew and Laura Lyn Biscuits is gonna be with Corey

32:31

Feldman in August at the r V and Stall Resorts Amphitheater. And is me

32:37

and Laura are we the only ones excited for this concert? I'm like maybe

32:40

you? Are you going? Yeah? All right? Drill, I got

32:45

a sober driver. Casey says he's a little light on inventory on staff tack.

32:51

We'll make you. Yeah, Donny do coming up with a Conus did

32:54

not talk to him about it yesterday, absolutely did thank him for taking that

32:59

back before you hit all right, fine, then it's gonna be a show

33:02

outing and it's gonna be a long it's gonna be great. We're all gonna

33:05

be there and Corey Fellman, you know is music might not be for you,

33:09

but the show, the experience will be that. We're gonna have to

33:13

get there early. I want to see it, so I'm definitely getting there

33:15

because traffic around that area. Going to a show at the RV and Stall

33:19

Resorts Amphitheater is great, especially in the summertime, but it is such a

33:22

hassle getting in and out of Yeah, I have found tremendous success. If

33:29

I skip an encore and beat feed it to the car, you can get

33:31

out of there. But if you just stay to the end of the show,

33:35

you're screwed. It's like an hour to get out. Yeah, literally,

33:38

why does it take so long? Because I think it's just the way

33:42

the road. I mean it's a small back road in and out of there.

33:45

You've got two lanes and a ton of cars. So, like it's just Bobby and I do feel like anytime you go to a show, like

33:52

getting out is always the biggest pain. Resorts empatheater is particularly gnarly when there's

33:58

one central parting lot. I feel like it's always a problem. But like

34:00

if the motor center or something, there's parking garages so you can park on

34:04

the street. People uber pretty much. Yeah, that's good. When I'm

34:08

at a show, if whoever i'm with, like I was with one of

34:12

you guys, I'm I'm kind of like, I'm open for whatever. If

34:15

you whisper in my ear you want to get out of here before the traffic

34:19

blows up, and it's a reasonable request, I'm with you. If you

34:22

say I really want to stay, I will gut it out. But I

34:25

am willing to go. When a buddy says, or are we doing this

34:29

in that traffic? You always say why didn't I leave you for the encore? Because you want to see Nookie? That's why, because come on,

34:36

like, let's be reasonable leaving before he plays break stuff if they haven't played

34:40

your song yet, Yeah, exactly. You gotta stay. You gotta stay.

34:45

And then there's the like the walking in the sea of people to to wear your car is because the parking lot slows you down like a fright,

34:52

there's a good hike before you even get to this venary. So anyway, we've got tickets all this week. You just have to tell us which movie

34:58

this Corey Feldman clipp is from. Okay, all right, here is today's

35:02

Corey Feling clip. What movie is that from? Oh? It's one of

35:07

my favorites. If you don't want that movie, god, your uncultured swine,

35:10

especially in these parts eight, six, six, four, four,

35:14

five, one oh five nine. Let's go to the phones. Yeat to

35:19

beat Bop Doo, yeat be to beat bop doo. This is a good

35:22

The song is a bop. I'm in very good. I bet that that

35:25

old guy was listening to this right before he yelled at that kid in that

35:29

clip. Yeah. Yeah, let's go to line two eight standards. You

35:31

and Laura, good morning, Hey, what movie is that from? That?

35:39

Was that The Burbs? No, it's not the Burburbs Street, but

35:49

he's way older in the Burbs with Tom Hanks. Not the Burbs. Worth

35:52

a rewatch if it pops up for free under Man. Wow, I thought

35:55

this was a giveaway today. Mmm, guess not. Can't give these things

36:00

what it's Tanner? Jo and Laura, good morning? Yeah, it's stand

36:06

by me? Is it? Stand by me. Yes, it is. Look at that. Look at that one of my favorite movies. Shot here

36:15

in Oregon. I would have never known it that it's my favorite movie or

36:19

shot an organ. No that I've never I've never seen You've never seen it.

36:22

Oh you'd like it. That's not even Yeah. I was just gonna

36:27

say it's an American it is an American classic. It's Stephen King, right,

36:31

but it's less weird ones because he's got some weird stuff. Yeah,

36:36

but they still have the by eating contest, they still have that. But

36:38

yeah, no, it's it's it's one of the best movies ever made.

36:42

I honestly think so. Yeah. I love that movie and the nostalgia.

36:45

It's not just from being from here. I think if it was from anywhere

36:49

anywhere, I like still hold the kind of water that it does keep for

36:53

sudolent eyeball young key for subtlent, you got young joking Phoenix's brother River Phoenix.

37:01

Yep. Who's the Jerry O'Connell. Yeah, chubby little Jerry O'Connell.

37:09

He's got a bus cut and steel, carries a comb with him just to

37:13

be prepared. That's right. Such a gooba sours I mean the train tracks,

37:16

kidding on the leeches, Oh, the leeches, Laura Memory, watch

37:22

it. I'll watch it. I'm sorry, I mean you live here.

37:27

Now, we'll just say it should be required viewing. Let me see what

37:30

Rotten Tomatoes gives it. If it's not high, it's got to be the

37:34

nineties, right, let's go around. I'm gonna say I'm gonna give it

37:36

a ninety percent suck. And it's in the eighties six because not everyone,

37:40

no one's ever seen what did I said? What did I say? You

37:43

said ninety did you say I said ninety two percent? It's at ninety two

37:46

percent on the money right on the money signs God, I'm good. Good

37:52

Land audience scores ninety four percent. Yea, you know the premier. I

37:57

don't know the premise now. So the premise is, uh, a group

38:00

of kids they set out on an adventure to find this dead body. This

38:05

kid's gone missing. We'll see dead body. So they got different movies.

38:08

Head out on foot, okay, to go and try and find this body.

38:14

Nose spoilers. Okay, but that's not a spoiler. No, I

38:16

know, but I just don't go any further than that. It's really good.

38:20

Okay, but all the kids die at the end. But after you see the pie contest, we're all going to have a talk. Yeah,

38:25

yeah, it's great movie. All right, dude, hang on, we're

38:28

gonna see at the Limbizgus show. Give me let me hear you your best friend Durst, bring it on. Sorry, we were kidding. We'll see

38:38

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five five bucks, which is outrageous, but they will be capped at just

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eight dollars, which is a part of a larger initiative by the Biden administration

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to get rid of junk fees. They estimate the new regulation we'll save family

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more than ten billion dollars a year. It does applied to large credit card

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issuers with more than a million accounts, which represents more than ninety five percent

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and also people paying late is at an all time high, so hopefully that

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will be helpful. House of the Dragon. If you watched the first season

39:37

of the show, season two is set to debut on HBO in June.

39:40

No exact date has been confirmed, but the show takes place two hundred years

39:45

before the events of the original series, and it's based on George R.

39:49

R. Martin's book Fire and Blood. All Right, I like the first

39:52

season a bit slower, not as good as Game of Thrones, but it

39:57

satisfied my craving for Game of Thrones. After the show ended, maybe they'll

40:00

beef it up kind of like you know, better call sault took a while to kind of get Yeah, I'm momentum. I'm hoping we will see.

40:06

June is the release date that more weird? Yeah? Bring back the weird.

40:10

We like that. And Oregon lawmaker's recent attempts to ditch daylight saving time

40:15

for good was placed on hold yesterday. It's Senate Bill fifteen forty eight.

40:20

It would have led Oregon Oregonians living in the Pacific time zone stay on standard

40:24

time for all twelve months of the year by permanently getting rid of daylight Saving

40:30

Time. It did pass the Senate barely, but when I got to the

40:34

house kind of stalled. So for now, daylight saving Time is here to

40:38

stay. And as a reminder, Sunday night, it's a big day,

40:43

we spring forward, lose an hour of sleep, but it's going to start getting lighter earlier in the morning eventually, and then of course at night time

40:51

we'll be getting an extra hour of sunlight. And I think by June the

40:54

sunsets at like nine pm, so a little, by a little, we're

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going to be getting those summertime vibes more in those stories one of five nine

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of brew dot Com Thank you much. Coming up next, I found this

41:06

Reddit thread. It was a bunch of people talking about the things that they secretly judge others for in public, and it got us thinking, and I

41:12

was like, Wow, I don't think of myself as a judgmental person,

41:15

but maybe I maybe I judge people more than I think think we're all judgment

41:19

Yeah, it's part of the part of the culture. Yeah, so we

41:21

want to know what's the thing that you're secretly judging people for in public?

41:25

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41:45

Danner Drew, You, Drew and Laura. You see it in public and

41:51

you're like, oh, you giant human piece of garbage. I can't stand

41:54

you. What is it? That? That the thing that you go ah,

41:58

But you kind of you keep it yourself because you don't want to be a jerk or whatever, right, even though in redly you are and I

42:05

and in the right company you would nudge another. That's what you think about.

42:07

Are you really a jerk? Though? If you have the thought but you don't express it to me, that's like not your fault. If a

42:13

thought comes through your head, you're allowed to squash. Yeah, I mean, as if you're jerk. I think if you exercise that thought exactly because

42:20

you know ideally you wouldn't think of it. But if you do and then you hold straight, you're not as bad a person, do you think?

42:25

Well? I think if it's justified, then you're not a jerk. But

42:29

if it's if it's like a harsh judgment that you think to yourself, you

42:32

know, this person really isn't doing anything wrong. I just don't like they're

42:36

fat. Right, then maybe I get that, I have a film.

42:40

I get that. Often. This entire topic, though, is we're all

42:44

going to say things that probably don't speak to these people's character whatsoever, but

42:47

we automatically go hmmm, questionable. Uh. I found this threat on Reddit.

42:53

It's a bunch of people talking about the things that they secretly judge people

42:57

over, and some of them make perfect sense. Some of them are like,

43:00

wow, that's a bit much, but I guess I can kind of

43:04

see it. But you know, some people are just caddy true. Right.

43:09

A lot of people are just yeah, you said true, and I

43:13

thought you said Drew. Think it's a lot no. So, just a

43:19

couple of things that are on this list of redditors sharing things that they secretly

43:22

judge others over is how their kids behave in public, their parenting choices,

43:27

things like this. That's a big one. If I see your kids acting

43:29

up and you're not doing anything about it, I just think you're just a lazy parent, and what your house is probably a mess. This was especially

43:36

true for me when I worked in the service industry. I remember I got

43:39

like ninja kicked in the junk once by a kid who I was like carrying

43:45

a tray of drinks. And this kid was just like just like in the

43:51

restaurant, like his parents not paying attention to him, and he's and he

43:57

kicks me right in the crotch. I was like a closer. I was

44:00

like, where are your parents? Wow? Did you tell the parents that

44:05

this kid where his parents were? He was just like a rogue child running

44:09

around the restaurant. And when you when you come to judge, I'm judging

44:14

those people for sure, judging these parents like you know, you know,

44:16

you'll be at a certain grocery store and they're barely making it. Like she's

44:22

in sweatpants and a and a giant Winnie the Pooh shirt, the four or

44:25

five kids hanging off a cart, five day matted hair. You can in

44:30

your mind see their living room. You see the nightmare that's back there,

44:34

and whether, yeah, maybe I'm wrong. You're gonna go out to the

44:37

car and you got a nice, cleaned up life at home, But you

44:40

can see it from a mile away that you're barely clinging to life. M

44:44

hm, you painted the perfect picture and I know exactly what you're talking about.

44:51

Other people on Reddit said the part of their life that they're sharing on

44:54

social media, they usually will judge them over, especially if it's a tiny

44:58

problem in a relationship. I see that stuff and I kind of cringe and

45:04

yeah, I think, like, if you're posting woe is Me posts on

45:07

Facebook, I do judge you. I go, God, you're just kind

45:09

of desperate for attention. Yeah, you're reaching out or anyone anytime anyone says

45:15

like, oh guys, I'm taking a break from social media, well and just take a break. Yeah, and don't tell us, I don't take

45:20

a knee in silence. And then it's like when you're back in two days,

45:22

I'm gonna be like, oh sure, yeah that how that Like I've

45:27

been off for a bit, So I got a vent. I feel refreshed.

45:30

Toretts where you have to catch up with the glitch, like you don't

45:34

have to boast. Number four on this list is people who gossip to me

45:37

about other people. I always wonder what I always wonder what they're saying.

45:40

About me behind my back. And that's another one for sure. Definitely,

45:44

like our boss will kind of Our boss has like four radio stations, and

45:49

so he's got other morning shows, and so he'll like trash the other morning

45:52

show, and I'm like, what is he saying about us too? He

45:54

insists that we're the we're the well behaved ones that he doesn't have to take

45:58

care Like, but does he say that? Of course, that's unbelievable.

46:02

This is like mag stick men. It's all cloak and dagger. Yeah,

46:07

yeah, anyway, you know, but the judgment zone when it comes to

46:10

that. I am weary of people who are always digging in the gossip hole.

46:15

I mean, you you get the same thing when you pick your kids up at school and people are talking about other dads. You're like, what

46:20

are they saying about? Depends on the gossip because some of that stuff's really

46:23

get all in and I register it, but I don't want to deliver it.

46:27

Here's what I think. No gossip is like, that's one thing,

46:30

but I mean when that's all someone ever does is talking about somebody else,

46:34

then it's toxic. Excessinga people who use their smartphones for music or conversation in

46:39

public. Yeah, they just keep going to the phone. Yeah. Well,

46:45

if you've got a song playing, as long as it's not super fensive, I don't mind it. But if you're sitting there having a lowed conversation

46:50

with Frank from work, go home or go in your car, you douche

46:53

nozzle. That's the one I was going to say. That's the one that

46:57

I can't wrap my head around. I don't understand the There was that character

47:00

in Breaking Bad he was talking loud at a bank once and then so Walter

47:04

like screwed his car up. That gave me so much pleasure. Well,

47:07

I don't get like you realize that you're in the middle of a phone called on speaker phone in Aisle seven, even if you're on speaker, even if

47:13

you're on like Bluetooth, it's it's so on speakerphone. Is the one that

47:16

I see the old dudes walking down the street holding the phone up in front

47:21

of their face out on speaker, yelling at it is. This is none

47:24

of the functions that came with I can't wait till you fall in a fountain.

47:29

They have one hand to catch their fall. But have you ever been on a phone call that You're like, you know what, I want everyone

47:34

to hear this. Yeah, let's go big. I'm going to everyone should

47:37

know the details of this private conversation. You know, I will say I'm

47:39

guilty of this. One time. I remember a friend of mine face timed

47:44

me while I was at the bar, and I picked up, and so

47:47

she and I were talking. But in that case, I feel like it's

47:51

like she might as well have just been sitting in the seat next to me. You know, I'm just having a conversation with that's definition. The last

47:58

one I heard was somebody going on somebody had just gotten arrested, and then

48:01

there was the whole backstory of how they were going to try and get them

48:04

out and what was going on. And I'm like, of all topics,

48:07

right, why would this one be the speakerphone in public? Right? Public?

48:10

Right? We're getting text messages on our lazy boy text line. This

48:14

text comes from zero seven to six eight and says, I judge people who

48:17

pull up to gas pumps and fuel their and their fuel doors on the opposite

48:22

side. A yeah, and they have to take the pump around. You

48:24

know, if you don't know what side your pumps on, I'll tell you

48:28

my entire life. When I drive Amy's cars and she's had only three cars

48:32

in the sixteen years or seventeen years I've known her, And every time I

48:37

pull up, I'm like, what side are we on? I mean, because yours is different than the it's the you know, I know where mine

48:44

is now only repeated looking again, right, I don't know. It's that.

48:49

And doesn't everyone have a drawer in your house that you can't open the

48:52

right It's like, all right, you got saran wrap in one and you got tools in the other, and you always open the other wrong one.

48:57

I've been doing that my whole life. So, yeah, this guy he

49:00

judges us people, I'm judging you. Yeah, it's fair, But I

49:05

figure it out before I get up to the pump. You just have a

49:07

moment of panic while Yeah, because especially if like your wife is on one

49:14

side and yours is on the happened in the Honda versus Toyota land back in

49:17

the day. Yeah, and if you're driving like a rental car or something,

49:22

you always have to take a beat and really think about what side. It shouldn't just be universal left side, we would think, so mine,

49:29

mine is on And that's one of the reasons I remember it is because I always get to go to the shorter line because mine is on the right and

49:35

most people have theirs on the left, So I'm always like skirt like me and all the suber Us get to pull up on the right. When it's

49:40

cold, you walk all the way around your car now that you have to

49:44

pump your own gas, so like you, it's like three more feet.

49:49

Like yeah, in Detroit, if you live there, you'd want to be

49:53

next to it. This Texas coming from eight seven to six to it says,

49:57

I silently judge people, Uh, if they return the shopping carts are

50:00

not or leaving in the middle of that was going to be mine. Actually,

50:04

I judge people hard for that. So if they just leave it in

50:07

the if they just leave the spot, what do you think of them?

50:09

You're a jerk, You're just an inconsiderate person. Somebody spot I can't remember

50:15

who it was. It was some rock star, but it was like, you know, or maybe it's a movie star, but they were like,

50:19

you know what, what's the true sign? You're a human, human garbage,

50:22

piece of piece of ass. He just went off and he's like leaving your shopping cart in the in the parking lot. And this is from a

50:27

card attendant. No it's not, but it's not. But it's not for

50:31

it's not necessarily for you, I understand, But to say that the person

50:36

needs to die, I'm not talking about you. What you said is fine, but this guy was like, they need to die excecting to chill out.

50:40

It's just a car, a car, and I was a card attend

50:43

and I should be the one mad about it the most. But when you do, and I don't understand why he's so angry, but it is annoying

50:51

when you go to pull in and you pull up and you realize, now I have to get out of my park and I get it get out.

50:55

And I don't care what a card attendant thinks about that. That that's sucks.

51:00

And also Tanner, whence when your your nice new Forerunner gets dent shopping

51:06

or if you're going to be pitched, do I think their head needs to be on a spike? Well, of course not. I mean potato,

51:15

potato, at least put it up on a curb. I was at the

51:20

grocery store. I was at home depot on Monday, and I took my

51:23

car all the way back inside. Yeah, right next to me. He

51:28

didn't do that, He just left literally left it in the parking spot right

51:30

next time. I think it just speaks volumes to like the type of person

51:34

you are, Like, it's not about the cart, really, it's about

51:37

you just being an inconsiderate person and not thinking about how that's going to affect

51:40

somebody out at least prop it up on a curb. Come on, yeah,

51:45

I mean, it's just one of the many things of where we are in this state of America. Like everybody is selfish and doesn't have time for

51:52

anything anymore. So the shopping cart is just one of the many instances in

51:57

the day. Think about how many people don't let you off for I just

52:00

don't. I don't see the irrational anger, Like I get irrational angry about

52:02

other things, but you know, like the whole the whole carton arks thing.

52:06

There's a whole YouTube series about cart and arks. Like, is it that big of a deal. No, it's definitely not worth pulling your phone

52:12

out or anything. Like the person who gets more mad about like, who

52:15

gets irrationally angry over that concerns me more than the person leaving the cart in

52:19

the parking lot. Anyway, we've talked too much about this. We do

52:22

have more text messages coming in. Someone set a tip for you. When

52:25

you look at the gas tank gauge and the gas pump symbol has an arrow,

52:29

has an a so yeah, some people might not not not all cars

52:35

have that arrow. But I guess when you look at the tank gauge and the gas pump symbol, it has an arrow on the side of it.

52:40

Some arrows pointing out the sec don't have an arrow at all. Well they

52:44

should that could that should come standards. Mine has an arrow? Yeah,

52:47

mine too. Someone says when they see people litter, Yeah, obviously that's

52:53

something I judge people over. You're just it's kind of it's kind of the

52:57

same, like you just didn't consider it. Was at a stoplight the other

53:00

day and this dude was just so brazen about it. He just rolled down

53:04

his window. He's munching hard candies and as he's are like carmels or something,

53:07

and as he's unwrapping them, he's just dropping them one by one out

53:12

his driver's side window. And I'm like, swear, why what are you

53:15

doing? That's like a thing though. People are just unloading garbage into parking

53:19

lot. It's like you could put that in your cup holder, you can put it anywhere else, Like, why would you put it out? In

53:22

his defense? How are birds supposed to make their nests? They need that

53:27

stuff? Human debris, human hair? What's something that you're secretly judging people

53:32

over eight six six, four four five on five nine, your calls,

53:36

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53:47

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53:57

right, So if he's a Seahawks fan, would you take back No?

54:00

I don't think so, because it's too polarizing at this point. It's

54:05

a divorce that can't go back. Yeah. I think it's plus, he got a whole new regime up there, so I think let bygones be bygones.

54:12

It is probably the end for him in Seattle. One day they'll let

54:15

him come up there and cheer on the twelfth Man. But for now,

54:19

Russ looking for a new squad. But we'll get to look for that ahead

54:22

of schedule because the Broncos are allowing him to speak with other teams. Brownie

54:27

James is likely heading either to the NBA or the G League via an NBA

54:34

team only because his dad wants to play with him. Now. It seems

54:38

quite strange, right and annoying to other professional athletes if he isn't good enough

54:44

to get on a team, But because people are chasing King James, they

54:47

might bring in Brownny. Not that he won't be a good player in the

54:51

NBA. I believe he will be a role player at some point, But

54:54

to be a lottery player, I think it's such a terrible idea to play

54:57

with your son. Let your son be his own man, do his own

55:00

thing. Yeah, if it happened on accident or it was it was more

55:04

of an organic thing to say you'll bounce on whatever team you're with right now,

55:07

that's not very good teamwork to them either, right, Like, we're

55:10

building something here till my boy gets here, and I'm going anywhere. I'll

55:14

go to Milwaukee, I'll go where old is a Lebron. Lebron is almost

55:19

forty. He's been in the league for twenty one years now and is the

55:23

all time leading score in the NBA. Nobody liked that it's gonna play tonight.

55:28

But the Oklahoma City Thunder are pretty good. They're coming to the Motor

55:31

Center and to take on the Blazers. Big time underdogs, but they've been

55:35

playing people closer than people think, so this could be a good one.

55:38

If you're going to the game, bring the noise, lose the voice out

55:42

there. Seven o'clock tip, go Blazers, there's your sports coming up.

55:45

We want to know what do you secretly judge other people for? You see

55:49

it in public and you're like, ugh, your scum. I don't use

55:52

the word scum very often, but this is a good time for it.

55:54

It's deserving. Yeah. Maybe if I saw what I hate in public,

55:58

I would say that to you. I would deliver you that. Eight sixty six four four five nine is the phone number. What's something you secretly judge

56:05

others? For? More your calls and texts? After Metallica on the Brew,

56:08

you're listening to Tanner, Drew and Laura dinner Drew and Laura, all

56:14

right, what's something that you secretly judge people over? You see it in

56:16

public and you're like, ugh, if you're filthy, you are filthy,

56:21

You're a trash person. What is that thing? Eight sixty six four four

56:25

five five nine. Let's go to Chris online one. Good morning, Chris,

56:30

Hey, good morning. So I'm gonna read into this and I'll let

56:35

you all know I'm a suck dover road. I've has Matt tanker about one

56:37

hundred and five thousand pounds phone down the highway, wow, seventy hours a

56:40

week. If you jump in front of me and hit the brick to merge

56:45

into my lane, I'd be glad to let you in. Also, if

56:49

you use your turn signal, trash man, Oh no signal is trash dude,

56:57

Like pull over and just punch yourself in the face, earn a living.

57:05

I'd like to go home in one piece. And if you if you

57:07

stack me up, it's going to be a bad day for everybody probably within

57:12

half a mile three quarter mile radius. Yeah, it's good to know people

57:15

are so bold too. And it's like when it comes to especially semi trucks,

57:20

it's like you're gonna cut off a semi bro like that's gonna end poorly

57:22

for everybody. And she is carrying a bomb. Yeah, she just said

57:28

a quarter mile is going to feel the impact absolutely, and I would be

57:34

more than happy to let you in as long as man turn your truce.

57:37

You want as a directional indicator, indicate I'm glad to tap the brakes and

57:44

like John over, there you go and you stab the brakes. Man,

57:50

you know I'm cushing you out. You might hear it, but I just

57:53

want all of Portland Metro area to know I am cutting you out. That's

57:59

right, that's right. I tell them all right, Thank you, Chris. Be safe from the road. Be safe from the roads. Today.

58:06

She's gonna she's gonna send someone to do a wall man that turn signal.

58:12

Mother trucker has nothing but about your guys. Mother trucker. That's your new

58:15

name when you call in now, mother Truckers, that's your name. Okay,

58:20

man, you got me, mother trucker. Everybody. We got a

58:23

couple of talkbacks through the iHeartRadio app. You can send us one any time.

58:27

Just download it for your cell phone. It is free. Once you

58:31

have the Bruce streaming, press the microphone button to record something. What's something

58:36

that you judge people over? You have to chisel it off. I think at that point they've got bits in the teeth, you know, like dark

58:43

chunks of stuff. Yeah, that's it. Bothers me too. I don't

58:46

like that rude for no reason. Let's go to line one, hides Tanner,

58:51

Juan, Laura, what is something that you are secretly judging people over? Off, I'm gonna make on this, but I judge people for crops,

59:05

for crocs, rocks. A lot of kids wear crocs. I bought

59:08

those for my nephews for Christmas. I reluctantly did. All right, let's

59:13

let's not stop at children though, a lot of adults. Yes, I

59:19

have, Yes, that's the shoes they wear. Idiocrasy, right, yeah,

59:23

and idiocracies. That was a very good documentary, very scary. Yeah,

59:28

but yes, no, I I was, and I was on a croc thing for like a month or two. You know, I bought like

59:32

four pairs because it was because I bought you a pair of crocs for either

59:37

Christmas or your birthday or something, because we were joking around about it,

59:39

and then you put them on your feet and you were like, these these

59:43

are super comfort amazing. The reason I stopped wearing them and I got out

59:45

of it pretty quickly is that I I think I just I think I woke

59:50

up. I snapped out of it. But my feet sweat and them super

59:53

like back like because they're plastic. You know, it's just like there's no

59:57

breathe there's no not designed there's no breathing. Yeah, but you can't say

1:00:00

there's no breathing room because there are holes all over. That's it's the bottom

1:00:05

of your feet. Yeah, so I just out yeah right, because your

1:00:09

feet are still hot and sweaty. I feel like a little clowny. And

1:00:14

they also don't do half sizes, and I'm a ten and a half, so it's either tiny or big. Yeah, and I mean either floating or

1:00:22

squeezing. So I'm don't I've stopped judging people for them, just because I

1:00:25

know how comfortable they are. So it's like, if that's the lane you're

1:00:30

in right now, if you're choosing comfort over beauty, then good on you.

1:00:34

But I haven't. I can't bring myself to purchase. And this guy,

1:00:37

he is thoroughly judging it. He sees you in a wal Mart with those, He's like, you're just you're a trash person. Okay, So

1:00:42

what do you think about the people who have like the little like gems on

1:00:45

juice and stuff. Yeah, I'm telling you, anybody who's wearing crops looks

1:00:51

like an idiot with clutches on. Yeah, they do. They look That's

1:00:54

true. A lot of the fashion these days. You got to scratch your

1:00:58

head. But they're flying off the show. Thanks to call. We appreciate

1:01:00

it. We got another talk back through the iHeart Radio Good Morning Brew crew,

1:01:07

I got one. My secret judgment are the ones that don't acknowledge when

1:01:13

you let them merge into traffic, or you stop for them at a stop

1:01:15

sign and they don't have a stop sign, so you let them go first

1:01:19

and they don't wave. They don't acknowledge it. Inconsiderate, rude. You

1:01:23

know what. I want to throw up a hand ask you guys, Drew

1:01:30

with something that you know you're not going to say it, but when you

1:01:32

see that in public, you're like, dude, I am judging you so

1:01:36

bad right now, you're not coming over to my house ever. This is a judgment that goes back to when I was even a child. This.

1:01:42

I feel like this was taught in the home and that was if your kid.

1:01:46

Now it's your kid, because I'm an adult, but when I was

1:01:49

a kid, it was a kid on kids stuff. If your kid has

1:01:52

a rat tail, you are I mean, you you. I put you

1:01:58

in a lane that you don't deserve, likely, but you you, I

1:02:01

mean, you're just on the edge of trash avenue. Little rat and that

1:02:05

kids they're gonna steal extra candy when you're not looking. They are the one

1:02:10

who mark up your couch. It's the rat tail kid. Got to keep

1:02:15

an eye. And then you're like who allowed it? And what kids said?

1:02:17

It was sweet? That combination. That's a that's a troubling family.

1:02:22

Yeah, I think Laura had a crush on the rat tail kid and a

1:02:25

rat tail. I always, well, I always my husband was the rattail,

1:02:29

but like his he didn't have like a rattail rat tail. It was

1:02:32

like a weird combo between mullets. It was like a mullet slash rat tail

1:02:37

situation. So when I was a kid, I was also judgmental towards other

1:02:40

children with rat tails. But then I ended up marrying one, so so

1:02:45

I just I just dinged your whole presence. I didn't know he had a

1:02:49

rat divorced, so she moved on from fine. Yeah, and it wasn't

1:02:52

a full on rat tail, so I'll judge that. Yeah, more of

1:02:58

your calls and texts coming up. In just a few and it's what is

1:03:00

something that you're secretly judging people over? Drew Laura. No, no,

1:03:09

no, no, no, no, not meat meat. Now it's standard

1:03:13

to you and Laura one to five nine the Brew, Happy Wednesday. Unless

1:03:15

you're upset today, then I don't know if you're upset. It's only halfway

1:03:21

through the work. Yeah, this morning we are asking the question is is

1:03:25

there something that you secretly judge people over. I'm judging Laura right now because

1:03:30

you just spilt a coffee in the studio. You know what. Honestly best case scenario though, because it was my coffee was almost gone, and so

1:03:35

if that would have been a fole, that had been a lot of coffee, so it would have been a problem. It. So one of the

1:03:39

spills went onto like an old drawing that Lucy did for for Laura. So

1:03:45

I picked it up. Now both hands are stained blue, like, oh

1:03:49

man, that magic marker? How old is that? It's very I think

1:03:52

you're gonna have four different kinds of cancer now I think I got that.

1:03:57

There can that craile is non toxic. It's fine. So yeah, we're

1:04:02

wanting to know what's something that you're secretly judging people over eight six six,

1:04:06

four, four, five, one five nine. You can also shoot us

1:04:09

a talk back through the iHeartRadio w AP. Like these people, I hear

1:04:13

you now, I will sit he and pretend that I say every word correctly.

1:04:15

I screw up daily, but I do. When I hear people say

1:04:18

especially oh yeah, it makes me crazy. And it's because I used to

1:04:23

say especially my mother says, especially my grandmother says, especially yeah. I

1:04:28

grew up. I grew up saying it and you got judged for it.

1:04:30

So no I do to get I said it on the air ones and someone made fun of me, and I still to this day feel the shame of

1:04:34

that moment, and so I I when I hear it, I go,

1:04:38

oh, it's the same thing with like expresso. There's no accent express expresso

1:04:41

express. And can these people spell these words or is it the answer slip

1:04:45

of tongue? Are the answers? No? I think if they tried, they would probably put an excellent well know what. But although there is one

1:04:50

exception to this samwich rule, and that is when you're talking about the sandwich

1:04:55

PDX, which is a very good sandwich shop which everyone should change and is

1:05:00

confusing everyone about how you spell the word. I have no problem if they

1:05:03

say sandwich, as long as you know, yeah, purpose, why do

1:05:08

I keep getting a red line under this? I guess I like my girlfriend

1:05:11

said sandwich. I would be like, that's kind of cute. Let's yeah,

1:05:13

let's go, let's eat the sandwich, and then down all the time. But if they keep writing it like that, you might have to leave

1:05:17

them. Yeah, right, honey. I was kind of hoping you were

1:05:23

kidding around, being playful, but it turns out you're just dumb. You're

1:05:26

sample. We got some talkback messages. I don't know, I said,

1:05:30

like that samples. Download it for your cel phone. It's free pressing microL

1:05:34

from under recording. If it doesn't affect me personally, then I really couldn't

1:05:39

care less. I don't know who gets dressed up in a dress in a

1:05:42

bedroom other than a seven year old. Like, that's not bedroom behavior,

1:05:45

that's just what they wear. Yeah, I like to look pretty known then well yeah, I mean, if you wanted to, you could do it

1:05:50

on the street. There's nothing wrong with that. Oh, we got about

1:05:53

a thousand messages from people we know, we know, we know, we

1:05:58

got it, and we I did look it up because I'm like, am I am? I out of my mind? And over the last ten years,

1:06:03

almost every car has got it. It was invented in eighty six and

1:06:09

started trickling in nineties two thousands. I think the problem comes because, like

1:06:12

I, and maybe maybe this is not common knowledge that that arrow exists.

1:06:15

But I also feel like sometimes when you're just not thinking about it, you

1:06:19

just drive mindlessly into a gas station and then it's not like, yeah,

1:06:24

it's not top of mind. So like the notes that I put up that

1:06:26

I immediately I ignore, where is my gas indicator? You just pull up

1:06:30

in your Oh Phil, They're like wrong side? Mo wrong I've and I

1:06:35

dude, I felt so stupid and I pulled up because you know, I've

1:06:39

had my forewunner for a while now, and one day I just pulled up

1:06:41

with the wrong side like they've been doing there. That's one thing about Costco

1:06:45

guys, no side because they got the long hose. Oh all right,

1:06:50

all right and see it going that way? Uh, yes, thank you.

1:06:56

Since I talk about anytime, just download that iHeartRadio AB for your cell

1:06:59

phone, yeah, or commercial free things to lazy boy. It's Tanner Drew

1:07:01

and Laura on the brew You're Listening and Laura Drew and Laura Orland's Rock Station

1:07:11

one of five nine the brew S Tanner Drew and Laura. I was dinking

1:07:14

around on the internet the other day. I wasn't looking at anything terrible, don't worry, I did that much later, but I found something online that

1:07:20

it made me giggle and I can't stop thinking about it. Uh. It's

1:07:24

it's celebrity odd couples. Like you wouldn't think that these two celebrities would be

1:07:28

friends, but apparently they're very, very close. And I don't think I mean I just told you, but off the air. Before I told you,

1:07:33

I don't think you would have guessed that it seemed a strange bro man.

1:07:38

Well, I never told you. In the car it's Russell Crowe and

1:07:42

Snoop Dog, which is funny. But I hear that Russell is pretty like

1:07:46

a party like a party boy. Uh. I mean, he probably is,

1:07:50

just because of what he happened to that body after Gladiator. It looks

1:07:54

like he does like a fine whiskey. Yeah, maybe a cheeseburger, but

1:07:58

he seems cool, like in an interview where he's just like all right,

1:08:00

I don't have to be Russell Crowe right now. But also I bet that Snoop dog doesn't party as hard as he used to, and like if he

1:08:05

does, it's like just high all the time. I don't think smoking weed's

1:08:11

partying for him, that's just like his lifestyle. But like he's budd crunk

1:08:15

juice is partying. He's buds with Martha Stewart, you know, they they

1:08:18

are business partners and like they so it's like everyone wants why now, I

1:08:23

mean, wouldn't you, even if you don't like hip hop, wouldn't you

1:08:25

take the chance to smoke with Snoop if you got if you got one,

1:08:28

you wouldn't. And I'm sure he's not having gin and juice for breakfast anymore,

1:08:31

right, exactly? Yeah, But apparently Snoop Dogg. I don't know

1:08:34

if they live close together, but Snoop Dogg and Russell Crowe are are apparently

1:08:38

very good friends and hang out often. And I'm trying to picture it and

1:08:42

it's hard to picture without it SI feeling silly. You know that scene where

1:08:45

Russell Crowe is hovering above the ground in the end of Gladiator, That's what

1:08:50

happens when he gets ripped over yeah, yeah, it would be cool.

1:08:56

If you know, the next year he did have the Gladiat movements to Snoop

1:08:59

dogg Is soundtrack. My name is Maxius Iridius. Yeah, murder was that

1:09:05

case that that gave me. I'd watch that. That'd be huge when he

1:09:10

battles Caesar two the second anyway, I think that's funny. Russell Crowe ye

1:09:15

and Snoops Snoop Martha very unexpected. Well, I think anytime we bust out

1:09:20

of those parameters that you got to hang out with people who were just like

1:09:24

you, that's boring, dumb. Yeah, yeah, why not shake it

1:09:28

up a little bit? All right? Coming up in just a few minutes,

1:09:30

you're going to check more of your talk back messages. Also, we

1:09:32

asked the question earlier, Uh, how often do you get lucky? And

1:09:38

I'm talking about in the and you know, the old bedroom. We asked

1:09:42

that. We asked that question because why did we ask that question? Were

1:09:45

talking about young people, Zy, sorry gen Z. Millennials are having lots

1:09:50

of sex. One in five are having having it every day, yeah,

1:09:56

every single dayish anymore. So we lead to ointment. We wanted to know

1:10:01

how often are you getting lucky? If especially if you're married, how often

1:10:04

are you getting lucky? Drew? You saying you're about twice a month?

1:10:09

How many times a month? Well, with a fresh baby, I'd say

1:10:12

let's put it at three times a month. That's that's far down from a

1:10:15

number all right that I once was achieving. There's a lot of there's a

1:10:19

lot of people there now. I don't have the biggest house. When you

1:10:21

were married, Laura, how long how often were you guys smashing it out?

1:10:27

Like once or twice a week? It's pretty good. Yeah, I

1:10:30

felt that to me, I would be good with one to three times perfect

1:10:32

and in an empty house. I'm sure we'd be doing it like rabbits.

1:10:36

Yeah, sometimes you just got to plan for later. We got this talk

1:10:41

back to the art radio. Oh this is the other thing. Well,

1:10:44

anyway, we'll take more judge. I judge people who have sex more than

1:10:48

once a week, Like, what do you think are better than me or

1:10:51

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Portland's rock stations tannerd To and Laura. All right, so we asked

1:11:08

the question, how many times are you getting lucky? You know, like

1:11:14

a week, I guess, or just like in general and just generally,

1:11:16

yeah, home run. I'm I broke a dry spell a couple of weeks

1:11:21

ago and now I'm on it again right back. I feel like that's the

1:11:25

life of being single. How when you're like dating around, Like it's not

1:11:29

fair to be judged on it when you are a signal single, because what's

1:11:31

the other option? You're just laying on grenades every weekend. Like the numbers.

1:11:38

Numbers aren't what it's important. It's about quality. We got a talk

1:11:42

back through the iHeartRadio ap from this Dude crew. Uh. Before I was

1:11:45

married, it was three to four times a day and it was great,

1:11:50

and that's a lot probably the best moments of my life addiction. I got

1:11:55

married, and now it's once a month or every two months or so.

1:12:00

Oh man, well is it saying the same woman? That's what I want

1:12:04

to know. I mean a little bit, that's the same woman. That

1:12:08

is that's almost criminal because like that's false advertising. You goes that hard and

1:12:15

then pull it all the way. I want to know. I a context

1:12:20

of this though, because like if you're like obviously, if you're in college

1:12:25

and you have nothing else to do but just bone or let's cats, because

1:12:29

like, yeah, I've got three four times a day when you've got nothing else going on, but then you got work. It is a lot,

1:12:33

even even for somebody who has nothing going on. I feel like three or

1:12:35

four times a day, it's a lot you don't have going on because you're

1:12:39

lazy. You don't want to do it that many times. It sounds like you've got an addiction and that you bush to check yourself into a rehab.

1:12:44

He said, best moment of Hey Josh, it's Tannerdow and Laura. You're

1:12:47

on the air Live. What up? Dude? We got questions, Like,

1:12:53

we got lots of questions, Like we just heard your text message and

1:12:57

so you were saying, Bro, you were smashed it out three times a

1:13:00

day with your fiance before you guys are married, Like how old are you

1:13:03

at this point? I'm forty, not not now, but when you're doing

1:13:09

it three to four time between twenty three and twenty seven, so that's a

1:13:15

long ride too. Yeah, that's a that's not like we just met if

1:13:19

you're still doing a multi adation, So that'd then then the once a month,

1:13:24

once every two months. Isn't that insane because you know, like they've

1:13:28

been together a long time, they're kind of you know, the excitement maybe

1:13:31

is not there anymore. Oh, I mean not even that. Like if

1:13:33

you like people always assume it's like we just don't like each other anymore.

1:13:36

But like life gets in the way, So like what's what's the cause of

1:13:40

or what's the reasoning behind the slow down? As soon as my daughter was

1:13:45

born, it was like a switch flip. And man, it's just that

1:13:53

she doesn't it's now a chore and so you know, and I love her

1:13:59

and that's not why I married her. So you know, that's just it's

1:14:04

one hundred percent not this is not out of the ordinary at all. And

1:14:08

I would say if it happened after a kid and it's not about well,

1:14:12

I don't want to do it because my kids around. Sometimes after people have

1:14:16

a baby, they change sometimes and need something as an enhancer, Like a

1:14:21

lot of girls will eat a sex chocolate or there are things you can take

1:14:26

and they make you horny. So if she if she likes you still and

1:14:30

wants to, but she just doesn't find the drive. There are avenues to

1:14:33

get her back in the game. There's you know, not three to four

1:14:36

times a day, but there's got to be some uh some female uh some

1:14:43

female sex like viagrapher women. There is I mean, there are stuff like

1:14:48

that. Yeah, there are stuff they make right here in this state that

1:14:53

girls use and it works real well. All right, dude, Well it's

1:14:57

choice to do that and she wants to exactly. Yeah, it's not all

1:15:00

about like you need to do this, you need to give this to me

1:15:03

because you owe this to me, but like it's you know, it's nice

1:15:05

to know there are options out there if if both parties are interesting, if

1:15:11

it's your partner, you could have that conversation. You owe me this,

1:15:14

you know what I do feel like it is implied and a lot, especially when it's a marriage, it's like, well, we did this, and

1:15:17

now this is your job, you know you this is what we do right

1:15:20

as a married couple, couple to each other to try absolutely and just like

1:15:25

yeah, and however that works for you is you know, the conversation and

1:15:29

just say, well, she'll decide when she's ready. She'll never be ready, and you need to talk about it. Yeah, open, open communication

1:15:35

has always You need to show up with some crotchless chaps. Yeah, some

1:15:40

Iron Maiden playing in the background exactly. I'm sure that would do that.

1:15:43

Just do a couple of krate kicks in the air and she'll just be wooty and instant. I have to have you memorize a couple of lines from Tombstone,

1:15:49

knock her right off her feet. This guy's like, what just you

1:15:54

get an accent like Doc Holliday, Well, how long has it been since

1:15:56

you and your wife, you know, did the damn thing? I think

1:16:01

the last was seventeen It's only you're only about three weeks. You got another

1:16:11

one coming. It's you, you and me around the same timeline right now,

1:16:14

bro, me too. Actually, my gosh, I think we had sex for the last time on the same day, Nice and I would when

1:16:25

he could be we were, We were doing it at the same Do you

1:16:27

ever think about that when you're doing it? How many other people are also

1:16:30

doing it? How many people are having sex right this moment? How many

1:16:33

people are having sex listening to the show right this morning? Okay, that's

1:16:35

weird, It's not weird. There are nine and that's an odd number.

1:16:40

And that's the weird part. It's only word. If it's your parents, I know that's don't ask that question waking up right now. It's definitely Drew

1:16:48

mom. All right, bro, well good luck, it's everything. And

1:16:50

I hope, I hope the look well out of out of the two moms.

1:16:57

Probably my mom is off the market. Anyway. We love you,

1:17:05

Lori. But this guy still needs to put the chaps on and go get

1:17:11

it. Yeah, yeah, he's like, can I go to work, Go get some chaps, Bro, get off the phone and go get some

1:17:15

chaps right now when you stop playing around. They're cheaper than pants. You're

1:17:17

pretending like I don't already have good answer, my friend. All right,

1:17:21

we'll talk to you later, buddy. Thank you. It's Josh. Everybody's

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1:18:12

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1:18:14

It's just part of it. I really, and I don't. I know it's over the top. I actually feel weird when I don't do it.

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I did it just yesterday because I was like, there's nobody behind me and

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Sorry, no, no, no problem. It's but it's very passive

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1:19:00

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1:19:10

to the fifth floor of his apartment building. Yeah, to make up with

1:19:14

his wife. See that's what we were telling that guy, to deal with

1:19:16

his wife. You just come in like a cowboy. Police are questioning a

1:19:21

man who drunkenly rode a horse into an apartment building at about three am,

1:19:26

hammered, and presented it to his wife to make amends after a fight.

1:19:30

I brought you this here. Stallion footage of the bizarre scene shows both the

1:19:33

large pile of feces on the left in the buildings entrance way, which neighbors

1:19:38

were very upset about, and the man's manly failed attempts to climb onto the

1:19:44

horse. Oh, he hammered, Where did he? Where did he even

1:19:48

find a horse? Like? Who's horse? Did this? Presenting it?

1:19:51

I mean this is how you pick up milady. At one point the man

1:19:55

apparently thought better of trying to fit the horse into the elevator. Yeah,

1:20:00

the stairs, So he took the stairs. What a nice move from the

1:20:03

horse to be able to pull that off, right. Apparently he took the

1:20:06

horse from a farm where he used to work. Oh yeah, it's my

1:20:10

horse. Not exactly drunk, Daryl, And he was. He said he

1:20:14

was hoping to show up his quote Prince Charming and make up with his wife. No, she recorded the whole thing and so she could show it to

1:20:23

the judge when she filed for divorce. She's recording it. She's not feeling

1:20:30

this, so I guess yeah, she says the horse is, here's a

1:20:34

horse standing in my house. In the video, you can hear saying that.

1:20:39

Oh so, here's footage from him bringing it upstairs. So it looks

1:20:45

like he's just trying. He's attempting to get on top of it. He's

1:20:49

either way too hammered or he's just a weak weak man and can't get up

1:20:53

under the horse. And how aggressive is it to leave a massive horse dump

1:20:57

behind? But here it is. If you want to say, look at him, take the horse up the stairs here in the apartment building. Come

1:21:01

on, Oh wow, my wife. Oh that horse looks pretty bony.

1:21:06

Yeah, someone's hopefully they took that horse from its actual arm. Yeah.

1:21:12

Feed that horse, poor thing, no saddle or anything. He's just trying

1:21:15

to hop on. Pop. There the horse, my goodness, actually a

1:21:18

pretty horse when it looks fed. I do believe that, Like if if

1:21:26

Prince Charming were to bring someone a horse as a gift, I feel like

1:21:30

that's the type of horse he would bring. Yeah, and real men, real men go bear back like this guy did. And he just tried to

1:21:38

show up like he was Old West. It just didn't work. You're not

1:21:44

really Prince Charming though. When Prince Charming can actually mount his hands, that's

1:21:46

the number one thing. He can't even get on. And you see him

1:21:49

trying to like throw his leg over the horse, and he can't even do that. So you walk the horse to him anyway. Uh, you can't

1:21:56

do that. You can't bring farm stock or livestock rather into into the into

1:22:00

a building. I'm surprised that horse didn't give him a swift kick. Yeah,

1:22:04

because trying to get upstairs, because that's that's I mean, come on,

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now, trying to get a horse on an elevator, what it is

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1:23:01

think it'd be fun. You can tell the whole world about your love.

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Did he put that on a tripod then? Or did they have a third party? It looked like it was being moved. Okay, so somebody's

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