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You're listening you Banner Drew Laura. Hey, good morning. It is Wednesday,

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April third, twenty twenty four Tanner Jew and Laura we are live.

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And if you missed the announcement from yesterday, Tanner Jew and Laura's third annual

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Trash Bandits has been announced. Yes, it's time to join the banditos,

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that's right and clean up these parts. Yeah, gonna knock the dust up

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these old boots and get in it's right, yeeha. We are looking for

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a team of people to join the Trash Bandits and clean up a park.

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The event is actually going down April twentieth, that's Earth Day and that's happening

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from nine to eleven thirty at Montevilla Park. Is that it? Yep,

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Montevilla Park and we'll clean the whole surrounding areas. I'm sure since it's four

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twenty you'll see some interesting activity all over the community. Probably a couple of

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bake heads. Wo just showed up to clean some trash. Yeah you clean

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best? Yeah man? If you If you need to have yourself a little

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brownie beforehand, that's cool. Day. Randy over there has been trying to

1:12

pick up a cigarette but for fifteen minutes. So be careful of like baked

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Brad in the corner, laying on a slide at the park, like park

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you do, someone just gets lost. Yeah, we lost a handful of

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people. Yeah, they got really high and they're just roaming the city. Now. Last time we saw them they were eating baked goods in a parking

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lot. Now they're gone. But the third annual trash band It's is going

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down April twentieth, and if you want to be a part of this,

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you have to sign up right now at T one o five nine to brew dot com. We you know again. We were gonn announce it Monday,

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but then we had to like punt because the city was upset. We didn't

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have a permit because the last two trash bandits we've had one hundred plus people.

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The turnout has been pretty impressed. And so when there's a I guess

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more than one hundred people out of park, you're supposed to have a permit. Yeah, like we're throwing the party or something. Yeah, but I

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think we kind of not so much punted because punting gives the ball away.

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I'd say we scrambled around in the end zone for two full days. Yeah,

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trying not to get sacked. Yeah, but we but we got out.

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We passed that goal along. We got our permit. And it's a good problem to have, you know, because if like fifteen people showed up,

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they probably wouldn't care. It's also a dumb problem to have. And

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there's all we wanted to do was clean up the park and now we had to like we had to ju to all these hoops and it's like, can't

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you just let us pick up trash? It seems ridiculous, but it's not

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like we were throwing a barbecue or whatever. But it's like you have to

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barter though, because they parted. The deal is that we don't bring power.

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I heard that. Yeah yeah, yeah, we were like, don't

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plug anything in and we're cool. Interesting, but we can have our generator

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because we need that to get you know, actually we're doing that. You're

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using your mouth. Yeah, each of us has to just power our lungs

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into your leg and take a leg and go for it. Quite the Now,

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sure, you could just show up to this event April twentieth if you

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wanted to, but we need to know the amount of grippers and trash bags

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to bring. So sign up to be a trash bandit right now one of

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five nine in brew dot com. And we're gonna have free food there.

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We don't know who exactly is gonna be there yet, but like usually, we've always had pizza. Ye, yeah, we're open to do that again.

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Yeah. So April twentieth, Montevilla Park from nine am to eleven thirty.

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Sign up to be a trash bandit now at one of five nine to

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brue dot com. Let's do this no. Our brew News update powered by

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event is Health Portland, a OHSU Health partner. Here's Laura. Well,

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if you have indulged in a few too many dollar fifty Costco hot dogs,

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great news. You can now get ozempic from Costco as well. Costco first

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they noticed is that a lot of people were asking about weight loss. So

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now through this program, doctors are able to prescribe members weight loss medicine like

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ozempic. It makes sense half of their items are designed around changing to healthy

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living already. Yeah, if you're a big fatty and you want to get

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out in front of it, I would absolutely think about it. It really

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is a one stop shop that Costco. The force is strong with George Lucas.

4:30

He is now officially the richest famous person in the world. According to

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Forbes twenty twenty four list of celebrity billionaires. George Lucas tops the list.

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He's worth five point five billion. Steven Spielberg, Michael Jordan, Oprah,

4:46

and Jay Z round out the top five. It's kind of interesting when you

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think about it. Five point five billion is the richest celebrity people like Jeff

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Bezos and Elon Musk early worlds ahead of even the richest celebrities, which is

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just kind of crazy to think about. But you could be the next billionaire

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kind of The Powerball jackpot now just over a billion dollars, although if you

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opted for the cash option you'd only be taking home about five hundred and twenty

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seven million dollars. Still not bad though. That drawing is tonight, so

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get it. I got three tickets right well for each of us. Yeah,

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hopefully send you all to the moon soon, hoping that is the case.

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More on those stories one of five nine numbrew dot com thank you much. We got Weezer tickets today. Your next chance to win a pairs coming

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up at seven thirty with our new game called pick a Flick What Don't And

5:41

now through sports here's true. Well, the ahead of the NCAA Women's basketball

5:51

tournament says that there's potential changes to come to the way the playoffs or the

5:57

tournament goes for the ladies. I didn't even realize this. That's how a

6:01

little first round action I've seen lately. But the teams play home games during

6:06

the tournament. Now, if you look on the men's bracket, everybody travels,

6:11

that's the whole thing. You're kind of supposed to be on neutral ground.

6:14

But it just wasn't as big a money making events. So now what

6:16

do they do. They're going to try and switch it up, and so

6:19

maybe next year you'll see a more of a tournament bracket that looks like the

6:25

men's giving them more exposure on TV. And those were some of the highest

6:29

ratings for female sports outside of soccer ever, And I got to get right

6:33

to this, dan Orlovsky, if you don't know who this guy is.

6:38

He's forty year old dude who works at ESPN. He's an analyst. He's

6:41

pretty good at his job. He's got jobs on every day on TV and

6:46

also Monday Night Football. He also played quarterback in the NFL for ever.

6:49

He played twelve seasons. He probably was your backup a year or two somewhere.

6:54

I even played for the Lions. But he one time farted on Monday

6:58

Night Football. He leaned over and sneezed, and his mic caught his fart,

7:02

And so that's always was the sneeze at cover up? Or was this

7:05

the fart a result of the sneak. I mean, it's honestly a fart

7:09

gate, and there's a lot to chew on there. But you guys,

7:13

yesterday he was on the Pat McAfee show talking about sports and talking about n

7:17

cub A women's basketball when the greatest moment ever happened. It's impossible to be

7:25

at the top at both of those, essentially, like it's no way another

7:33

situation. What do you mean, it's unbelievable. Just again, like Monday

7:48

Night Football, that's just what do you mean? Remember Monday Night Football when

7:55

you had your microphone and you want to sneeze banda, Like, what do

8:00

you know now what she said? Now that she said, big guy,

8:03

let's hear it again. It's impossible to be at the top at both of

8:07

those essentially, Like it's all right, someone's got a tummy egg. I

8:13

mean two parts on TV maybe like how do you how do you just like

8:18

fart and continue talking at the Yeah, I mean that cleared out, that

8:22

cleared out some room. You just kept going. Now, possible to be

8:28

at the top at both of those, essentially, like it's essentially now his

8:35

his defense even on his Twitter account or x, he said, I hate

8:41

McAfee. It was a windshield wiper, No way, No, lady claimed

8:46

it was raining in the Nacata dry window. That the top at both of

8:48

those essentially, No, essentially, I guess, I guess I can hear

8:58

a windshield. It's in there, so the top both of those. Essentially.

9:05

I just looked dump God, you're listening to Drew and Laura dinner Drew

9:15

and Laura. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, happy, oh god,

9:20

he happy Wednesday. Yeah, we got a talk back message to listen

9:24

to. Don't forget to download the iHeartRadio app and send us one anytime. It makes you a permanent because they are degenerate in the park, and Karen

9:33

called the police ensa he's referring to trash bandits. It's been announced. We

9:45

we had to wait a little bit for the announcement because we needed to get

9:48

permits. They wouldn't let us. It's so ridiculous because we have, you

9:52

know, over one hundred people show up to clean up trash and stuff. Yeah, you have to have a permit for the park. Everyone's all up

10:00

in arms about it. But we got that taken care of. Yeah, it's all fixed. Excuse me. We're going to be live at Montevilla Park

10:07

on April twentieth, which is Earth Day, and we'll be there from nine

10:11

am to eleven thirty cleaning up the park. Now, sure, you could

10:13

just show up if you wanted to, but we need to know how many

10:16

grippers and trash bags to bring. So sign up if you want to be

10:18

a trash band detO. That's right, Yeah, really, because if if

10:22

a lot of people choose that I'm just going to show up, you might

10:26

be cleaning up with your hands. So you want you want to sign up on the website. One oh five nine there dot com, log on and

10:31

sign up today. All right, have you guys ever left anything at the

10:35

airport? Like you you put something, you know, like you forgot it,

10:41

yeah, or or maybe you lost your luggage or left it there.

10:46

Something I've got the ultimate. I lost my wedding ring in the bin.

10:48

Oh oh jeez, that's right. You got a back you don't even have

10:52

you never got it my second wedding ring, Oh geez. Yeah, I

10:56

was just gonna skip it, you know. And then Amy's like, nah,

11:01

we're hitting you in when you're when you're in Mexico. Then their tsa

11:05

doesn't look like yours, like they got guns and stuff. So You're like,

11:09

I'm taking off every piece of jewelry. So I just I was so

11:11

hungover. I'd been drinking for days. I drank all the way to the

11:15

airport, and as soon as I got you know, because they bring you

11:18

to the airport, I wasn't driving, and I just took everything off.

11:20

I took my watch off, I took my shoes off, I took my ring off. But those those bins, what color are they? Gun metal

11:26

gray? Right, same color as my ring, And I just walked away

11:30

from it. We were taking off and the pressure was pushing me into the

11:33

seat and I went and I knew I was screwed because you don't call Mexico

11:37

and get your stuff back. Was Amy kiss and she found out. No,

11:41

she was just par for the chorus for me. You know, She's like, oh wow, but I mean I had to buy the new one

11:48

at some point. Yeah, but she I got like three months of a

11:50

nice clean finger before I get that new one, that nice breather. And

11:54

I mean it probably didn't set you back as much as like a new engagement.

11:58

No, no, Amy would we We definitely took the high road on

12:01

that because I was like, well, at least it's not your ring, because i'd cry right. Yeah. Well, I remember had my luggage lost

12:07

once and I visited my family in Texas and they lost my luggage and I

12:11

don't know, I think it ended up in another state and it took him

12:13

like three or four days to send it to them. So it wasn't even

12:16

your fault. They just put it on the right plane. They just sent

12:20

it somewhere else. That's why I get so nervous. If at all possible,

12:24

I always travel with just to carry on because I'm so because I've never

12:28

had my luggage lost before. But I know because I was I think I

12:33

was just a little kid, but my grandmother and aunts had to you know,

12:37

take me to the mall get new stuff because I had nothing for like

12:39

four days until they got it to me. But Unclaimed Baggage has released its

12:43

first ever found report. Okay, all right, and that's the criminal Yeah,

12:48

well know some of them are a lot of them just random good stuff

12:52

in there. Is that like shipping wars or whatever, the storage wars.

12:58

Did those things eventually go up to auction to the people who found it?

13:01

Do they get to keep it? Yeah? You know, I don't know, but you would hope right, probably not, but who knows. But

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these are are like you know, if if you forget something at the airport.

13:13

These are the top five most frequently found items. Okay, and I'm

13:18

surprised by some because I'm just like, damn, that's gross. Oh really

13:22

yeah, like what are we talking about? Uh so the top five we've

13:26

got books? Books is you know, okay, people put that on a

13:31

seat or something and walk away. That's one thing that I've left on an

13:33

airplane is a book. Where did you put in the front like pocket.

13:37

It must have been in the seat back pockets. I always leave something in

13:41

there. I feel like it's a right of passage. Yeah, I just

13:45

throw a watch. It's just it's an abyss. It never comes out.

13:48

Another item, that's the fourth item that's constantly left behind a lot on at

13:52

airports is T shirts, especially vintage ones. For some reason, Oh stingy,

14:00

whyte if somebody's pulling it out to use it as a pillow or why

14:05

is that? Maybe I don't and I don't know about the vintage part,

14:07

but maybe it's just you know, you're at the airport and you're ripping layers

14:11

off, you're getting cold, you get hot. Sure, nothing's of a

14:13

normal temperature. It might be hungover A want of hungover airport for me.

14:18

You're noticing. The third most frequently found items at airports is UH tablets and

14:22

e readers. That makes sense the seconds. The second one of shoes snakers.

14:30

You forget your shoes, Like, how are you just walking through the

14:33

airport without pretty that's pretty gross when you got to carry it, this is

14:37

my guess, when you got to carry on bag. I always have an

14:39

extra pair of shoes in the top right, So like you guys don't check

14:43

a bag. But if you check a bag, you've got like a go

14:46

bag with you. So when you unzip that, you always have to pull

14:48

the shoes out to get to the other stuff. And because you're, like

14:54

you said, you're being rushed, Yeah, like you got people huffing and

14:58

puffing, upset that you're not taking you you're not going fast enough, and

15:00

you're just apologizing and closing bag. Yeah. I could see myself have getting

15:05

like one shoe back in there or not. Yeah. And here's the number

15:07

one most frequently found item at the airport. This is this is the gross

15:11

one. Okay, underwear on these they they I don't I don't get that

15:18

the people are leaving underwear at the air I'm wondering this is this is where

15:20

my mind goes with the underwear. Say you've been traveling, it's been a

15:24

long travel day, or maybe you've had to spend the night at the airport.

15:28

You go to the bathroom. You're trying you can't shower, so you're

15:31

doing anything you can to like try to like make yourself feel clean. Maybe

15:37

you take off a pair of underwear, change through your underwear, leave it

15:39

in the bathroom. Don't know. I well, I'm trying to think because

15:43

I have spent nights like sleeping on the floor at airports and afterwards you just

15:48

feel like trash and so but I don't think I've ever I don't know,

15:54

but I mean, I don't know how you just like leave it somewhat.

16:00

This is my thought that if you, if you never seductively took your panties

16:03

office out of an airport bathroom, this place is so spacious. I just

16:07

like toss it over the top of the stall door. I'm like, who wants them? Sorry what I was just gonna say. But a girl was

16:15

like, Hey, I think I need to change my underpants because something's not

16:19

right. Please do that? Yeah, Like, go ahead, break five

16:22

pairs. I mean, that did happen to me when I peed my pants

16:25

on an airplane. But I didn't leave those anywhere. I just threw them away garbage land. The most expensive item found last year at an airport,

16:32

or expensive items last year, or a gold and a gold and diamond ring

16:37

praised it over thirty seven thousand dollars. See that's when it's the Ladies ring.

16:42

And you know Amy doesn't have a thirty seven thousand dollars ring. But

16:45

the lady's ring is a vicious hit. Is that a divorce? Like if

16:49

you lose yours, you probably pretty rich and maybe just get a new one.

16:56

And you're also you got to think if he bought it for you,

16:59

like old school style, he's out that money too, like you divorced him

17:03

because he's like, wait, wait, I'm the guy who lost all my money. What I mean, that's what I mean? It's he like,

17:07

does he divorce? Oh? Absolutely? Yah. Also, a twenty six

17:12

thousand dollars watch was found last year, and there were a bunch of other

17:18

crazy things. There's always jewelry left behind. Someone left a twelve thousand dollars

17:22

infrared camera or I guess it was a thermal camera. I would definitely be

17:26

calling the airport trying to get that back. Like, how when you realize

17:29

that's gone, how do you just leave it? You cut your loss?

17:32

Because rich people said with the ring, I get but like, if you've got that camera, you likely need it for work. Exactly, yeah,

17:37

exactly, So be careful when you're at the airport. Just hold on to

17:41

your belongings. Check and double check, double double check. If you're looking

17:44

for T shirts just scour the ground, right, and same with shoes.

17:47

Apparently it's like a barrel at TJ Max. It's like good Will bins,

17:52

but cleaner. I don't know, super probably, I don't know. Probably.

17:56

I would assume that airports are pretty filthy. Oh yeah there, I

18:00

mean that that hovering vacuum. I don't think it's enough the guy who stands

18:04

on it like a segue. Right, all right, we announced trash bandits

18:07

yesterday. All the information right here. Now what's trending? Fueled by Columbia

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heating and cooling raising your expectations of comfort? All right, you can sign

18:21

up to be a trash bandit. Well, excuse me, hold on, get it out, yeah, like a real bandit. Spin there, spe

18:27

it boy. You can sign up to be a trash bandit right now at

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one O five nine in the brew dot com. It is going down. Trash Bandit's number three is going down on April twentieth at Monteville Park. Will

18:41

be there from nine am to eleven thirty cleaning up garbage. And you know

18:44

that park in the surrounding areas, and we need your assistance. We know

18:48

we've mentioned this on the air. Where like is anybody even interested in doing this. Tons of people reached out, But what will happen the third year?

18:55

Let's hope. Just look around you see the trash. You can help

18:59

us make a different. Yeah. I think it's gonna be our biggest year

19:02

yet. Let's hope. One of five nine dot com. Also Warner Brothers

19:06

has released an audio clip of the Joker movie The Joker Sequel with Ja Joker

19:11

the musical you mean Yeah, and Lady Gaga she's gonna be in it.

19:14

She's playing Harley Quinn, which I think is fine. But I'm just just

19:18

because Lady Gag guys in the movie doesn't mean everybody has to sing. See

19:22

I'm gonna swim upstream here. I've been thinking about this. I don't think

19:26

it's gonna be a great movie. It's not gonna be on my shelf for

19:30

something you buy. But because for those who don't know, the next Joker

19:33

movie with Joaquin will be a musical. It's a musical. Lady Gaga,

19:37

I know that, like the meat suit and all that stuff. Like you

19:41

listen to her song from Top Gun, it gets you fired up. You

19:45

listen to her songs in the movie she did with Bradley Cooper. You might

19:48

not love him, but they are. She's super talented, she's a great

19:53

singer. But this is gonna be she's gonna be cheesy. And Joaquin was

19:57

in Walk the Line. I get that. Yeah, no, that's my

20:00

I know it's up. That's great. But the Joker shouldn't be singing and

20:03

dancing, yeah, like and I agree, should be fighting Batman. What

20:07

the hell is this? They're both talented people. I just feel like this

20:11

isn't the movie for it, you know, But I mean they could.

20:14

I guess they could prove us all wrong. They end up being a great

20:18

movie. But I wouldn't have to. It's gonna be a great movie.

20:22

But I'm interested to hear the songs because they're hit songs to a musical juke

20:27

box. Yeah, here's a little taste, little clip of the Lady Lady

20:33

Gaga Harley Quinn Joker movie. Took me a little bit to get there,

20:37

but we got this. You can do anything you want and that's all they

20:49

really get. The full trailer will be out on the ninth. I guess

20:52

April ninth. She's gonna be like Raha. April ninth for the full trailer,

21:00

Make sure you go to one of five nineth the brew dot com to see all that good stuff. All right, coming up in a few minutes,

21:04

we got tickets to go see Wheezer. Make sure you're listening for a

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new game. Pick a flick. It's one of five nine the Brew with

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the foods. You're listening to Drew and Laura, Drew and Laura. Wow,

21:15

listen to this job. This OnlyFans model. She's earned six figures just

21:21

beating men's packages. That's a good living. It seems like a dream gig.

21:26

Like, what do I have to do to make this? I think my wife has that she earns thousands just by humiliating men. And what they'll

21:33

do is, I guess they'll they'll take a deep pic and they'll send it

21:36

to her and she'll she'll be brutally just like honest about it. I guess

21:40

reminds me of that episode of either of you watch Euphoria. I haven't seen

21:44

it, No, okay, where there's this there's a scene where a girl,

21:48

a character in the show, essentially has that job and they show the

21:52

guys junk and she wanted to be like genuinely surprised because she wanted her reaction

21:57

to be genuine, and she just she just like starts laughing, like busting

22:03

out laughing. You're not prep for all this, you know what to expect.

22:06

But uh, I mean, I feel like that would be kind of a you want that gig. We can set this uplifying job, Drew and

22:11

I can set this up for yeah, right now, as soon as we

22:14

open the the d pick floods. I feel like you just opened up the

22:18

flood gates right there. I feel like, Okay, if you don't get a dpicck today, I'm going to be shocked. But here's the thing,

22:22

though, this requires a transaction, Like I'm not opening enough depicts without this

22:27

one. None. Right, Well, that's what she's she's getting paid thousands

22:32

of dollars. Like this isn't an invitation just for unsolicited deep unless unless there's

22:37

a cash out. Would you really do this though? Would you rate?

22:42

No? I don't think so. I think it would just it would gross

22:45

you out after a while. Yeah, I think it would just be gross

22:48

and I wouldn't you'd be at the sports I would also. Yeah, I

22:52

would also feel bad after a while, you know, because like it sounds

22:56

fun on paper, maybe to have your your junk rated or I mean it

23:00

sounds terrible. I don't need to I'd rather just my head in my head.

23:03

I'm a solid seven. I don't want to be responsible for crushing someone's

23:08

dreams. Yeah, it's like everything you're gonna laugh out in the picture I've

23:12

been cringing at for forty years. It's like, I know whatever you're gonna

23:17

say. Yeah, And you know, I think that it's also a fair

23:21

question to ask if it is a talent, like if you do, like

23:25

say, you're her for a second, just in her world, just getting

23:27

paid and they sent one in it, so and that is one beautiful member.

23:33

Do you do you still have to beerate it or can you just say

23:37

tip of the cab to me? I'm wondering. I don't want to hear

23:41

your sweet opinions took this picture. I think though, the guys who are

23:48

sending pictures who know that they don't have attractive members, you know, I

23:52

don't think guys with great looking at It's like, you know, dang dongs

23:56

are sending photos who yeah, like no and have a thing degraded. There's

24:03

a lot of people out there who like being degraded. That's not me.

24:07

But there are a lot of people, well you know what they say about micro penis. If you can't use it, abuse it, so they just

24:12

rather be I mean, you gotta get you look at those things. There's

24:17

just the physics don't work. Yeah, well there you go, Laura,

24:19

that's just an option. She's making six figures. Men's jump. This radio

24:23

thing doesn't work out. I guess I have plan B. Absolutely. I

24:29

could just see you being really mean though, Like if you saw a tiny

24:32

little mushroom, what would you what would be your I really I really think

24:37

maybe you guys would be better at this than I would. Actually, I

24:42

think that just like the genuine shock would be all the reaction you'd need,

24:48

right, I mean, it sounds like a nightmare job for her, even

24:51

though after a while, like granted, the money would blanket it for a while, but that's a lot of I don't think I put myself through that.

25:00

I don't even want to be around that much tween. Yeah, all

25:02

right, we got some talkback messages to listen to real quick send us a

25:07

talk back anytime through the iHeartRadio app downloaded for your cell phone. It's free.

25:11

Oh my god, I hit you guys, so much. Oh it's

25:15

haven't heard from him from Oh my god, loving message it starts like that.

25:19

It sounds like you guys. Wow, it sounds like Archer to me.

25:22

It's nice to hear you, first off, for introducing me to Corey

25:27

Feldman and the Comeback King, which now is forever stuck in my head.

25:32

You are welcome. Yeah, I'm playing PUBG and I come in like second

25:36

or third, which okay, good for you, Tanner. You have come

25:38

in first, and we're come in first, come in second and third multiple

25:41

times. It's really annoying. It's even more annoying when you're playing the Comeback

25:45

King and you only come in second or third. Sounds like you need to

25:48

get good, bro, and you can't have five hurricanes before you start playing.

25:53

Start when you open your first one, there was a comebacking you.

26:00

Oh no, hold on, I don't want to hear the verse. I want to hear that even though that's straight spit fire to get to the goods.

26:07

He's a comeback King. What time? What time? Oh? Missing

26:18

a thing? Because to come back King? All right? You imagine the

26:27

neighbored a pew boy just hearing him standing on his couch yelling at the place,

26:33

all right, So now I got more questions about then joined twin that

26:37

got married. So does that mean her if her sister has a boyfriend,

26:42

then she goes out with the other boyfriend. Does her sister and her husband

26:47

have to go out with the other boyfriend too. That's a good question. That's just such a weird story and such a weird thing. But okay,

26:55

yeah, I have questions. We have lots of questions on this story,

26:59

more questions. The answer I mean after yesterday's show was we talked about it

27:03

for a little bit yesterday. I went home and I just kept thinking about it, like, okay, I mean what pe boys saying. I guess

27:08

that was that was my initial question. The other sister wants to date somebody

27:12

else, like does the whole family after? But did they share the same

27:17

not on nunu you think that that just needs to be one person. But

27:22

one woman married, well the guy, then what about the other sister?

27:26

They have their own social Security numbers, But these two have been in the

27:30

same bath, every same shower, same explorational fields. I'm convinced that they

27:37

did this, and I think we're all maybe it's all just for legal because

27:41

you can't marry more than one person, and so they legally have to say

27:44

they're married to But I mean, in theory, it could happen because they have two different brains. They probably have two different types of dudes that they're

27:51

interested in. Maybe somebody had to compromise. I don't know, you know

27:55

they have that. They had that TLC show, and yesterday I was thinking

27:57

to myself, how how cold do you have to be to be the talent

28:02

scout at TLC. Like, guy, the biggest, weirdest, wildest,

28:07

most stuck together people that you can find. I mean, they will not

28:11

hire up. When I saw these people, I gagged, we have to put them on And they're like, so are you like you have to like

28:15

really bring the carnval. Yeah, because the TLC doesn't care. They'll destroy

28:19

families. They don't give a damn. Oh yeah, it's glove, but

28:23

I mean fair. I'm sure they put a casting call out there and these

28:27

girls are their parents and they seem very happy, and I mentioned this yesterday.

28:32

We're very happy for them, like that, that's really great that they found somebody. I'm deserve happy. We're just wondering how it all works morally

28:38

sexually, logistically, is this guy a weirdo? Or is he just happen

28:45

to a heart of gold? Well, it's that is the big question.

28:48

I asked Amy this when I got home. I was like, so, which one isn't She's like, I don't think I can really and until I

28:52

got her look at him, and I feel like this guy just feels like

28:56

I don't know. Yeah, he could be either way. You could be

28:59

strained. I just have a weird fetish. Stranger is saying, well,

29:03

I think you can be both. I do think because I was I was talking, I was talking to somebody about it yesterday and that was the first

29:08

question was yes, exactly, but is it like a fetish? And I

29:15

think I'm like, I think it has to be, you know, but I think you can have a fetish and also be a good person. If

29:22

he had that fetishund double love as a jack what a badass. Yeah,

29:26

I think that's a good sign that Laura's got a weird fetish. I'm a good person. I'm still a good person just because I like some some weird

29:33

things. Hobbies are check my instagram. Just all right, we got your

29:40

Weezer tickets. The next second and now through sports well, the Ladies Tournament

29:52

does continue into the weekend Friday, big game for Caitlin Clark and Iowa's they'll

29:59

try and get to the finals. Now, this is all sparked quite a

30:03

quite a firestorm when it comes to what are we going to do with this

30:06

tournament moving forward, because it has the potential to make so much more money

30:10

if they can just have more games on location where fans can travel. But

30:15

they're saying that was something they were discussing to do two years from now,

30:18

and now we'll have those discussions about starting it next year. And if you

30:22

missed it earlier, it's just gold dan Orlovsky, who is a analyst for

30:27

ESPN and he's also on Monday Night Football, is run himself into a bit

30:33

of a fart gate. Not only was he caught on Mike farting during Monday

30:37

Night Football, a fart sneeze if you will, just yesterday he was on

30:41

the Pat McAfee show and he was trying to make a point about Caitlyn Clark

30:47

when lightning struck twice. It's impossible to be at the top at both of

30:52

those. Essentially, like it's Lobsky situation, the Dandy Dog. What do

31:04

you mean, Danny, It's unbelievable. You're talk We heard it. You

31:12

just farted into the phone again, like Monday night football. That's what just

31:17

what do you mean? What do you remember Monday night football when you had

31:21

your microphone and you want to sneeze and he bent on and what do you

31:26

know? Oh boy, cut your sorry, sorry, but your bud's having

31:32

a full blow conversation. What's he claiming? The sound actually was when shield?

31:37

Let's hear this again. It's impossible to be at the top at both

31:41

of those essentially, like it's no way I can hear, you can hear.

31:48

It's a little to chance winance that fart? All right, continue talking

31:56

me at the top at both of those essentially, Like it's like, say,

32:00

Kenny g can circle breeze? What do you think? Do you think that's a fart? Or is that the winchell wipers? Shoot us a text

32:05

message? Yeah, yeah, is there does? Is there a clip of

32:09

this? I'll put it on the I'll put it on the Instagram. Yeah,

32:14

okay, it's just sports. Please follow us if you haven't done so yet at one O five nine the Brew All right, coming up next,

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we've got Weezer tickets that we're gonna give away for that show that's coming up

32:23

in October at the Moda Center with a new game we're gonna call pick a

32:28

Flick. All right, Gonna give you a summary of a movie. Just

32:31

any movie. Could be comedy, could be a action, yeap, drama,

32:37

thriller, and you just have to tell us what that movie is the title of the movie based on the summary, right, ye, we need

32:44

college ten, eleven and twelve right now, eight six six four four five

32:47

one oh five nine is the phone number. That's eight six six four four

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five one oh five nine. We'll play after Bush. It's Tanner, Drew and Laura on the Brewer Drew, Laura, all right, Weezer tickets here

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in a second, we're gonna play pick a Flick. But first, we

33:04

got some text messages on our lazy Boy text line that we got to read.

33:07

This one's coming in from thirty one eighty seven talking about the could joined

33:12

twins that got married. Yeah, we were talking about that earlier and we're

33:15

trying to wrap our heads around it. We were talking about it yesterday and

33:19

I went home thinking about it, like, Okay, they're legally two separate

33:22

people, but they share the same houha. And so one, only one

33:27

of the twins is married to this guy, but doesn't the other twin feel

33:30

all the sexual stuff? Yes, how does it work? Logistically? How

33:34

does it work? I mean legally, I'm guessing that's why he only married

33:37

one, because you can't marry two people, right, But so I just

33:39

couldn't stop thinking about it. I just have to assume that both of them

33:43

are above board on this and they're both into the same guy, and everything's

33:46

fine. But it's fine. But there's one thing that's not fine though,

33:50

because right before we came on here, Tanner, you said you read a text, and I just looked it up and I think it's true. So

33:55

this text from thirty one eighty seven says the husband that married the joined twins

34:00

has been hit with the paternity suit from his ex wife. I got it off five different websites, writ in an article over here, Wait a a

34:07

paternity So like while they were still married, So they were like, what

34:13

why would you? Well, they just got married. They just got married.

34:15

So but if your your ex wife, so maybe he maybe he knocked

34:21

her up before. That's the he's and he's claiming that that child is not

34:27

his. It says, I just want to have sex with one normally shaped

34:30

person before, yeah, one last time before I get weirsed. So it

34:34

looks like there might be an issue. It says. Anica thirty three and

34:39

Josh thirty four, shared daughters, Isabella, eight, whom they welcomed after

34:45

in nine years of marriage. After they split in twenty nineteen, they had

34:49

joint custody of Isabella, but Anika later welcomed his second daughter in late twenty

34:54

twenty, which appears to be the child in question. So he's saying that

34:59

second kid not mine, and she's like uh huh. And he's like,

35:02

now I got like two new girlfriends I don't have I don't have time for

35:07

you. Yeah, my time is split, and I just I don't know.

35:10

I'm just trying to wrap my head around it, like, you know,

35:13

if she is if he's only married, and I keep going back to

35:16

the sex stuff, but of course it's because I'm a huge pervert, but

35:20

I feel like that's natural. It's like, wait, how if he's only

35:22

married to one two birds one stone? The other girls right there when they

35:25

do things, yeah, you have to they literally touch cheeks. Yeah,

35:30

and that's why when you look at the picture of them they share, this

35:34

isn't like doable for everyone. But it's not like there's a whole body up

35:37

on your back or whatever. They granted they're can joined, but it's kind

35:43

of like one unit. I don't think I don't think you can do them

35:47

together. I don't think you can do missionary though, right, No,

35:51

I think they can't. I think that's probably the only that's what they get. That's a very wide stance. You have to go full wide dog.

35:58

What are you doing? There are ladies out there who would break with that

36:00

stance, not not like leg stance, Like I just feel like you'd have

36:06

to like hover over them. And I don't know. I see these are questions I want answers. He's willing to put in the work God in Heaven.

36:12

I need. We need to get them on the show. I don't think they're gonna, they will not, but I have to know what's going

36:17

on here. They need to go on, like Doctor Phil, they've already

36:22

been on. They've already been on TLC. Well there's there's a renewed interest,

36:25

so maybe, yeah, but that was when they were children, so

36:29

now filled the creepy mater's peg, and they seem like they're happy. We're

36:37

the ones who are confined. I do I gotta be. I don't think I got to do it. He's anybody else. Let's get a show hands,

36:42

who's weird to die out any bullet? He's getting a little senile old

36:47

pills. You don't know what's going on. There's got to be an Oprah

36:51

interview or something coming. Listen. I just want to know. Is he

36:54

the greatest guy ever and has a heart of goal? Well and not?

36:57

According to Anaica his ex wife. Does he have a fetish and that's why

37:00

he's doing this? Either way, I'm happy for the twins. I think

37:04

it's great. I'm happy for the twins. I don't know how I feel

37:06

about this guy though. Why. I mean, he's basically you're so quick

37:13

to trash the dude. Why no, what did he do just because he's got an ex wife? No? No, no, it's not it's he's

37:19

not paying for that second kid. Well yeah, I mean if if if

37:22

it turns out he is a deadbeat, then yeah, like, look that

37:24

kid's gonna hook nose. That's not my kid. Let's nothing like me.

37:30

But you'll find a way to make it the dude. It's not about It's

37:32

not about the dude in this situation. It's just this dude. Not a

37:37

dude. This this dude. It's weird. You guys even said it yourself.

37:40

He's weird. I'm trying to figure out. All right, let's play

37:45

this game real quick. Now, let's play and Laura's flick. All right,

37:52

very simple game. We're gonna read you the summary of a movie, kind of like if you hit info on a movie on comcasts on your remote,

37:58

you would see like the descript of the film, or if you're in a Blockbuster and you read the back of the VHSK cassette or whatever, it

38:05

would tell you the kind of a summary of the movie. That's what we're

38:07

gonna do, and you just have to tell us which a movie it is for the tickets to see. Wheeze. Let's meet our contestant first. Okay,

38:16

his name is Mike. He's calling from Salem. What's up, Mike,

38:20

Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Hey, good morning, what up? Bro? Mm hm? I bet he's got a lot of questions.

38:27

Mike, do you have any questions with this? Uh? Uh? Conjoined twin thing? Are we the only ones? Well, I'm married.

38:32

I have one wife that nags enough, so I don't need two in one

38:36

body. Yeah, dude, he's got a deal double time. Two honeydo

38:40

lists come from each side. A lot is all the same, so you

38:45

don't even reap the benefits of two women. Really, that's a terrible thing

38:49

for me to say. Let's find out, Mike, what's the last movie

38:52

you watched? It was actually The New Roadhout. Oh called that Mindery.

39:00

What do you think of that movie? Uh? Yeah, I give it

39:04

like a maybe a D plus. That's I mean, that's generous. Connor

39:09

McGregor puts on at least an Oscar nomination. Get a man, Laura loved.

39:20

He did not put his arms down at his sides the whole time. All Right, we're gonna make it. Can We're gonna read you a summary

39:25

of a movie and you just have to tell us which movie it is,

39:28

Okay, bro, alright, alright, all right. First of all,

39:31

you gotta pick the genre horror, action, comedy or drama comedy on this

39:39

one. Oh, that's a popular that's a popular category. All right.

39:44

When the passengers and crew of a jet are incapacitated due to food poisoning.

39:49

A rogue pilot with a drinking problem must uh cooperate with his ex girlfriend turned

39:54

stewardess to bring the plane to a safe landing. Oh god, it's a

40:00

good one. I don't know that's one. Oh you know this? Oh

40:07

man, he's do you want me to read it again? Hey, I

40:10

think he's. Okay, that's a tough one. Throw a movie out there.

40:16

We got to move on. I'd say Snakes on a Plane. I

40:21

have no movie. Snakes on a plane. Get on a comedy. That's

40:25

a shot from the dark. I mean, it's kind of a comedy.

40:28

What else was Snakes on a plan? That is just a that's a classic

40:32

action film with a lot of a lot of intensity. Really can't put that

40:37

into just one category. Let's go to Michael, who is calling from Salem.

40:43

I also believe Mike to Mike's here. Thanks back, what's up,

40:46

dude, good good man? Tell us what movie that is. I'm gonna

40:54

have to guess too. I don't know that one. I'm going with old

40:57

school airplane. It is airplace, yes, job, yeah, of course

41:02

it is. He had the fish. Okay, I was thinking of a

41:07

current film. I was saying, like, now it all come back to,

41:10

you know what, the drinking problem where he throws the drink over his

41:14

shoulder, ye, his mouth, No, I got it. And the one guy I picked the wrong day to quit sniff and glue. Yeah,

41:22

okay, now it's all coming about it, all right, Bro? You just got tickets to go see Wheezer October sixth at the Motor Center. Awesome.

41:30

I'm so soaked. All right, bro, hang on, They're yeah, they're gonna be doing the Blue album and it's entirely and that that's that

41:35

would be like Laura said yesterday about thirty thirty five minutes. So I'm sure they're gonna throw in some of the song. It's gonna be other sprinkle sprink,

41:39

but I'm excited. It is my favorite album to my name is Jonas.

41:46

It's like, no, there's not one song on that album that I

41:49

can that I can skip through, Like I have to listen to the whole

41:52

thing, even that last song only Dreams, remember that one. Yeah,

41:57

it's like a ten minute song whatever, but it's great. Gonna fill some

42:00

time on that. Yeah, they're probably gonna do like some sort of guitar

42:04

solo in the middle, just to stretch it out. Oh I can't wait,

42:06

all right, dude, hang on, we'll get your information and we'll play again tomorrow. You have another chance at one of five nine in the

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42:45

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42:47

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42:52

I bet once you start losing weight from it, till you just sing that

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43:15

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for. It is not. So what a time to be alive. That

43:24

a drug that could actually make you skinny and not just a gimmick. Yeah,

43:30

I just don't know if it'll make you bark like a dog after a year. Yeah, well we'll find out. Time will tell. Let's see.

43:37

Oh uh, Tanner, this is for you. We talk a lot I feel like about iPhones and Apple products in here, but owners of Samsung's

43:44

smartphones are being urged to install the latest software security update. In all,

43:49

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44:10

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44:45

a few minutes, Beef Waters here. I think he's got a couple of things to say about these conjoined twins, which I just can't stop thinking about,

44:52

chomping at the bit. You can't stop thinking about it. You know, we've talked about this a plenty. Nothing but questions, nothing but question

44:59

right anyway, that's all coming out. It's Tanner, Drew and Laura on the Brew. Happy Wednesday. You're listening to Tanner Drew and Laura. Drew.

45:08

Got a couple of talk back messages to listen to real quick bat or

45:13

here again. Can't wait for trash bandits You know I'm gonna be there with

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forward to your trash Bandits. Can't wait to help up the community and hang

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out with Call you guys, it's gonna be fought. It sounds like a

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45:37

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45:43

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Yeah, like you've checked a serious box right and now it's four to twenty

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46:52

right. There's so much to talk to you about. Beef. Yeah,

46:57

well it's been busy. I starting with I bought it tweak er a slurpey

47:00

this morning. You excuse me, I did. I took my money,

47:05

my heart earned money was bought that struggling soul did was he asking? He

47:10

was just taking forever to pay countenance? Change out? And I go,

47:13

you know what, dude, just scoop it in and let me take care

47:15

of that for you so and he said really, and I go forward to

47:21

it. Yes, but not because he was being nice, because he was

47:23

annoyed, because he was annoying cutting it in the morning. Son. Wait,

47:28

so he was already buying the slurpy. He was going, yeah,

47:30

he was struggling to pay and I got you know, but I thought Casey

47:34

just walked in. It was like, did anice thing? You look like

47:37

you could use a sweet to walk into him at the slurpey machine, licking

47:40

it right out of the cup. You know, I gotta be honest.

47:44

You go to seven eleven a lot. You just told me yesterday about going

47:47

to seven eleven and getting a taketo. Yeah. I love okay the steak

47:52

and you been eleven ta keto money. I had one yesterday and that's what

47:57

took me back today. And guess what they had zero to Keith. I

48:00

looked right at the guy and I went, I came all the way here for before we hear this story. Before we hear the story, I would

48:07

love to know what April Fool's joke did you fall for? Because that's what

48:12

this is bleeding into. He fell for an April Fools joke. That's how

48:15

he ended up at seven eleven. This is if this is the seven eleven April Fools joke that I'm thinking of, How did you not know that was

48:20

an April Fool's joke? Well, what was this? What was the joke?

48:23

Okay? So if it's what I think it is, is it the

48:25

soda water that was flavored like a big bite. But the article I read

48:30

was like, it could be April Fools, it might not be. This

48:34

could be just one of the seven eleven and you know, one of the

48:36

gimmicks of the year, because they are. And they had of like Seltzer

48:42

water that was flavored like a big biite, and I just wanted the can.

48:44

It was a giant like hot dog can and I just wanted that from my office. Should have to let biscuit right on the cover of Yeah.

48:49

Right. The fact that carbonated hot dog water could even be on the tables

48:52

hilarious, right, hilarious and discussed I can't drink it. Sounds it wouldn't

48:58

be outside the realm of possibility because at the same time they announced a bunch

49:00

of other flavors and this was just like the last week, and from what

49:05

I understand, so many people were excited about this that now they're thinking about

49:12

really doing they should because you went there. I was like, that's disgusting.

49:15

You're going to drink the hot dog I wasn't going to drink it. I was going to buy one to display it in my office. I was

49:19

going to come in here and just bring you guys a hot dog water.

49:22

I do think you have to buy two, one to display and want to you know that I have a pan of hot dog water like three times a

49:28

week. Fancy you don't put that in the soda streams yet. Now we're

49:32

talking, let's get ahead of the show here. You got fooled by an

49:35

April. You go into seven eleven because of this article. I mean,

49:38

yes, I did technically get fooled, but I knew when I went there

49:42

that there was a sixty percent chance that I was going to walk away empty

49:45

hands. You're hoping, yeah, I had my fingers crossed. I'm like, please, let this be. We're that small chance that that you could

49:50

get yourself the hot dog water? And so were you butt hurt when you

49:53

left? Now? Not at all? Again, I I hate you got

49:57

a teqita. I managed my expectation before I walked into the seven left,

50:00

Yeah, but you, And then I was hilariously surprised by the steak and

50:04

cheese teketo. But it's a It's a great move by them though, because's

50:07

like every person he gets duped and comes in, isn't gonna leave with nothing. They're like, I guess I'll just have some fun, gets some pottered

50:13

doughnuts and slip Yeah, I dude, I even everyone saw all get a

50:16

craving for like a big bite. I haven't actually had one, and I

50:20

couldn't tell you how long it's been a while. And when Casey told me that he got fooled by that thing, I just started to laugh. Yeah,

50:25

it's a bummer. That would have been a great gimmick. I love

50:28

that kind of stuff. I would have loved to have that can displayed in my life. It might happen I got fooled by only so there's a lot

50:35

of fake movie trailers that came out and a lot of fake movie announcements that

50:38

came out on Monday because of April Fools, Like I saw one of I

50:42

can't remember what it was called, like the Mummy returns Again or something I

50:45

don't remember again, but it was Brendan Fraser all old as like you know

50:50

the character he played the Mummy and in a land of ree boots. You never know, dude, honestly. And so I was like, Yo,

50:54

that can't be real. And I've watched a couple of minutes of the trailer

50:58

and I'm like this is clearly see at the end, And did it say

51:00

that it was fake? No, they try to sell like it's real.

51:02

But what they do is they use clips of other movies. Brendan Fridge is

51:07

the whale in the Mummy man, Yeah, exactly what. It doesn't make any sense, but it's well, it's a joke. I could see them

51:13

try and work up scripts like that because he won an oscar. To be

51:15

fair, some of these trailers and movies that actually do come out, I'm

51:20

like that would have been better served as an April Fools. Yeah, just

51:22

go back to take it away. What April Fools joke did you fall for?

51:27

On Monday eight six six four four five one of five nine? Did

51:30

you get pranked at work by some of your work buddies? Did your wife

51:34

pull a prank on you? The bill saran wrap around the toilet? Can

51:38

you just then you just dupe on you, dupe on yourself, duke on

51:40

yourself. My wife, My wife tried one on me. It was really

51:45

half assed, but she was sitting on the couch feeding the baby, and

51:47

she's like, did you see because we have a group email for everyone on

51:51

the streets, like, did you see the email from the group? And she knows that I rarely checked that email, so I'm like no. She

51:57

goes, well, they're just trying to switch it up for Halloween. It's

52:00

like, why, what? Why? What do you mean switch up Halloween? She's like that if we do king size on this whole street, that

52:06

this will become popular, like Cardinal down the street. So let's let's they

52:10

want to do king sizes. And I just hadn't written back yet. What

52:13

do you want to do about that? I was like, and I honestly

52:16

said this. I was like, is that that lunch box down the street?

52:19

Is she the one wasn't already blaming somebody exactly? I'm like, it

52:23

just doesn't make any sense. I'm like, if I want to give king sizes, I will, but I'm not going to have Ronda tell you that.

52:29

Fat Ronda watch the king size obviously, And I was like I don't

52:32

care. I'm not even writing him back. And she's like, well it

52:35

wasn't April Fools joke. You get a little hotter than that. She did

52:39

give me the email. I'm writing one right now exactly, just knocking on

52:43

doors. A couple of talkback messages to listen to. Did you fall for

52:49

an April Fool's joke? Happy hump day brew Crewe? Yeah, the April

52:52

Fools jokes? So Portland Pickles made a post that was fake and it was

52:59

that there op any male strip club called the Pickle. I'd go like,

53:04

how many people messaged it to me before we found out it was a job.

53:07

It's too bad. Laura was walking around the same parky for an hour.

53:12

Laura, they did just open. They did just open their own pub,

53:15

the o their own sports. I saw is it at the park?

53:22

No, it's on Mississippie. Don't want to go to those games? Those

53:25

games look so much fun. I want to go, and I won't.

53:29

We should host those games, that's what we should be. We should be the host of those things. Right, you have a dress up dress casey

53:34

up like the Pickle. They've already got a pickle. Right. His name

53:37

is Dylan and they Dylan never fought another pickle in the seventh in I'd be

53:44

a little rolling out the little baby. I think they happen. I think

53:46

his name is Jake or something. We got another talk back, Hey,

53:52

looking forward to the trash and it's I've already signed myself up, loath to

53:58

come home from work, and you can get her signed up. Try to

54:01

get a whole bunch of people that I know to come join us. Very

54:06

and I'm excited to get a couple of more hours banked for community service.

54:12

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the final four yet. That'll all come up at the end of the week.

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More teams will be making the trip, so more televised games in those first

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great players throughout the years. It's just they haven't been showcased in this way.

55:04

And also we got to do it one more time. Dan Orlovsky he

55:08

was a longtime quarterback, a backup quarterback for a bunch of teams at the

55:15

age of forty. Though he works for ESPN as an analyst now. Orlovsky

55:21

is the guy who's known for farting on Monday Night football. Fart sneeze,

55:24

that's what it was called, at least we've named it that, at least

55:28

actually hear it on TV. Yeah, because I guess he's his mike comes

55:31

down and you get a sneeze to fart ratio there. But you know,

55:37

honestly, it's been a bit since I've heard that audio. We might have

55:39

to circle back, but this was just yesterday on the Pat McAfee show when

55:43

it happened again. It's impossible to be at the top at both of those,

55:49

essentially, like it's situation, what do you mean, it's unbelievable talk.

56:07

We heard it just farted into the phone again, like Monday Night football.

56:12

That's just what do you mean Monday night football when you had your microphone

56:17

and you want to sneeze and banked, like, what do you know?

56:22

No, it's what your butt said. You tell us though, Is this

56:27

a fart or his windshill vipers? It's impossible to be at the top at

56:31

both of those. I tell you. If it is a real fart,

56:35

he messed himself. That's a real far. It's a windshield viper. You

56:39

need a new blade. Yeah, I do have, by the way I

56:43

put it up on our Instagram, I want a five nine the Bruce.

56:45

You can vote on whether or not you think it was a fart or a wind You need to know. That's that's it, all right, Thank you

56:51

very much. Coming up in a few minutes more of your calls and texts

56:54

and talkbacks. When or what April Fool's prank did you fall for on Monday?

56:59

I this is real in son of a bitch, it's not tell us

57:02

about it your calls after a I s you're listening to or Drew and Laura,

57:07

Drew and Laura, I want to know what April Fool's joke you fell

57:10

for this year. April Fool's Day was on Monday. There's all sorts of

57:15

pranks and fake announcements, and I must have saw it like a dozen fake

57:19

movie trailers that came out, yeah, for movies that don't exist or will

57:22

never exist. And I think it's easier to get got when it's not your

57:27

thing, right, Like, we don't prank each other in here on April

57:30

Pools, So it's like out of sight, out of mind. It's not

57:32

two weeks ahead and you're rubbing your hands together and thinking about what's gonna happen,

57:37

because then I'd be looking for falling water and other things to ruin my

57:40

day, right, Yeah, so you know what full what April Fool's prank

57:45

did you fall for? I definitely clicked on a couple of things that I

57:47

thought was real, and then they're like, I did this a couple of

57:52

times too. Some people will put you know, they'll post a Facebook story

57:59

and then you have to lock that Seymour button. Yeah, and then there's no Yeah, I must have clicked the button three times, and so they

58:06

just stop at the right of the Yeah. Yeah, the Seymour it's just a picture. I guess. It's not even a it's not even a link.

58:10

It's anyway, I I clicked on that a couple of times. Yeah,

58:16

So did you fall for something like that or was it way more embarrassing

58:21

like beef water. Thought that there was some sort of hotdog special or something

58:24

hot hot water. I mean, look, there's at seven eleven mark price

58:29

on hot dog. I was guessing somewhere around maybe two forty nine. When

58:32

my kid does a lemonade stand this this summer, I might just throw out

58:37

of it's hot dog. It's not homebrew, homebrew hot dog water. Add

58:40

a little extra for you know, the production. Okay, we got a

58:44

couple of talk back messages through the Ihearts radio app Morning Brew Brew Gandolf here.

58:52

Yeah, I got took for a second on Aprilfool's Day yesterday, I

58:55

was out in my uh shipping and receiving yard my port clip and saw three

59:01

bills leg in the yard. It was like woo picked him up and they

59:06

were motioned picture funny money. That's what took me. I have a great

59:13

day, y'all, Morning Brew crew. This is Big John again. Uh.

59:17

I got April Fools pranked by a fake date. On April first,

59:28

I was waiting for my date at the bar and she texted me and said,

59:35

April Fools I'm never going to go out with a guy like you.

59:38

So, no way, no way, did that happen. If that happened,

59:44

the universe is screwed. That's she's the worst person. I mean,

59:47

I didn't do that. That's stumping on your soul. Look, I thought

59:52

he knew that was me. Okay, I apologize, John joke. If

59:58

that was true, John, that's sucks, bro. And you know the Monday date. It's a little skeptical too. People date on Mondays. I

1:00:05

would never schedule a Monday Day Monday night at the bar. No, that's

1:00:10

let's go to line one. It Stannard, you and Laura, good morning

1:00:15

morning like this one. Uh the Seahawks poster that they signed Calum Kaepernick to

1:00:21

a one year deal. See there you go, that's it. That's is

1:00:23

that real? That's a fool that's are you kidding me? Yeah? Which

1:00:32

is interesting that they would do that because that puts you into a bucket of

1:00:36

controversy. It just gets people talking. It doesn't hurt too. That's why

1:00:39

I hate April fools Day. We're talking about the section and I'm like,

1:00:45

huh, all right, thank you. Yeah, there are so many of

1:00:50

those, so many of those. Yeah, I mean the one I fell

1:00:52

for the hardest recently was that Golden Girls reboot. Then you guys broke my

1:00:55

heart in you fell for it? You do and it wasn't even April.

1:01:00

And then he's stuck to it. He's like, no, it would be awesome. I still believe it would be awesome. I still believe it,

1:01:07

Beef Water. You know, I can't stop thinking about the whole Siamese twins

1:01:10

who got married. You know, you brought it up to me the other

1:01:14

day. I didn't even know about it until beef fwotter told me about it. Then I went and looked up the story, the Story of the Year.

1:01:19

I can't wrap my head around it. And we've been talking about it

1:01:21

off and on for two days now. Can you wrap your head around this? So the guy's married to just one of the Siamese twins, even though

1:01:28

they share everything from the waist down. Yeah, and so, and we

1:01:31

found out today that he has already been married to a just a standard issue

1:01:37

human. Yeah, he's got a kid. So like going into it,

1:01:39

it wasn't just fetishes. And we've talked about the kink. We've talked about

1:01:45

is it just a nice thing, is he a nice guy? Or is

1:01:47

he now? The component I didn't really take into consideration was the thirst trap

1:01:54

of the attention. Now, is he going to be able to make some

1:01:58

cash doing some interviews, They're going to write a book all their fans?

1:02:01

Is there t another TV? Here's another thing that I'm skeptical about is because

1:02:07

and I feel like they would have to be skeptical of Also is because they

1:02:09

were on television and they're kind of public figures. People are aware of them.

1:02:15

You have to kind of filter out the people who are only in it

1:02:19

for the press, right, And then he's gonna six months from I was

1:02:22

gonna be all mean, he's gonna be shut up second head, I'm talking to my wife what they do? Like I've I've never been in a threesome

1:02:29

before, but I had a buddy tell me that the one that blew up

1:02:31

on him was it was all about attention, and it was all about who

1:02:36

was getting paid attention to and who's getting ignored. And the number two might

1:02:40

not like how had number one is get in trigud. But but also I

1:02:44

don't know if you have to worry about that. So much since one utility

1:02:46

zone. Yeah, it's hard for me to believe that the sister didn't have

1:02:52

any skin in the game of the matter, like plenty of skin. I'm

1:02:58

with a lot of these redditors that said that they probably just did this because

1:03:00

you can't marry more than one person, and that makes sense, and that

1:03:04

he is married to both of them in his head. But it is interesting

1:03:07

because you have to think that one of them is more attracted to this on

1:03:12

the lane. But like my question is, and I know this is I

1:03:15

keep going back to this stuff. But when they are in the middle of intimacy, like is he kissing both girls? I think you ignorable. The

1:03:21

one in the middle of the one in the middle has to wear a gunny sack. I can't see nothing we need But like if if yeah, like

1:03:30

if they can what if there's go dark time where one has to put blinders

1:03:34

in your plugs? Because okay, if they're they're technically two different people,

1:03:37

right, they've got one that's the most important part. They're independent thinkers,

1:03:43

but they're they're the same from the waist down. So you would think that that sexual stuff that they would both feel at the same time. One stinker

1:03:51

makes sense that she's just part of it. So yeah, like it's just

1:03:55

a conundrum. I do feel like there is going to have to be compromise

1:04:00

because even though they've got the one thing going on, they are independent thinkers,

1:04:05

like you said, and so like one may not be in the mood

1:04:08

when we've got they've got to both be into them. They've never had a

1:04:12

sexual experience without the other person. It's always and even when it's self gratification,

1:04:16

it's always been those two. It's not like true if I had a

1:04:20

twin, we are not the same as this. On the other hand,

1:04:24

you got a built in audience. I got so many if you like it,

1:04:27

if you're in that voyage stuff the way, I gotta, I gotta

1:04:32

get the answers to some of these questions. I have a feeling that,

1:04:35

yeah, I think unless you're in that situation. They said they were going

1:04:40

to answer something that surprises me. You think they would pull the That's not

1:04:43

any of your business. No, they're Hawaii style, all three of them.

1:04:49

It's Tanner jew and good morning, Hi, good morning, Hi.

1:04:56

What's your take on this situation? I read somewhere that apparently when they're doing

1:05:03

the hanky tanky. The one girl is listening to music or reading a book.

1:05:11

That's what I thought reading. She put in headphones and reads a book

1:05:15

or something. But you're still like you're getting snapped and every once in a

1:05:17

while just goes growth when you're still feeling well, maybe she doesn't feel it.

1:05:25

Maybe she's maybe only one sister feels no way. That seems a possible

1:05:29

way. It seems like if one can, they both would or neither would

1:05:32

feel it at all. Well, I mean, I think anything is possible

1:05:34

in this situation. Well, one thing's for sure satisfied. That's all we

1:05:40

know. All right, thank you. She's supposed to tune out the pleasure.

1:05:46

Yeah, that seems that seems like don't feel good right now? Yeah,

1:05:51

I just don't know. It doesn't seem fair to that that other sister

1:05:57

for a minute. They do have some really good one so I mean,

1:06:00

just sucks the air right out of the room. It's like being on a gate. Do you think do you think this guy is a nice guy or

1:06:04

do you think he's into Like he's got a fetish and that's why he's doing

1:06:08

this. Honestly, I think he's kind of a creeper. Get a weird.

1:06:14

See, and we've heard a lot of ladies say that. You know, it's just based on a photo. But it's not about what he looks

1:06:21

like. It's just about the situation because I think we've all decided in here

1:06:26

like none of us would choose to be. What I'm saying is he does

1:06:29

he have a heart of golden we're just a holes. Well. We were in a meeting yesterday and there was some pretty wholesome ladies turning around saying they

1:06:34

were weirded out and wanted to know answers. I mean, you could go

1:06:38

right down the who's who I really of them. I really do think it's

1:06:42

more that he's a weirdo and he's into a weird kink. But I would

1:06:45

like to think if there are good people out there. We have to wrap this up. If it's a pie chart, it's a section of the pie.

1:06:51

It's under all right. They could eat so much pie, but weird

1:06:56

the weird section. Thank you for the coll appreciate it's just so strange.

1:07:00

Get their own time. They have two different mouths, but they share the same That is gonna make them rich. Oh man, I gotta get these

1:07:08

answers all right. Uh the funds are going crazy and I feel weird it

1:07:11

out. Hang on commercial free thanks to lazy Boy. On one of five

1:07:19

nine the Brew It's Tanner Jew and Laura. People have so many questions about

1:07:24

these conjoined twins who got married to one guy. He only got married to

1:07:29

one of the twins, which is kind of strange. We're trying to figure out how that works logistically, and it's very confusing legally. How does it

1:07:35

work? I you know, if she gets a boyfriend, and so many

1:07:42

questions. Those two bros gotta be in the know. Yeah, yeah,

1:07:45

Yeah, they're gonna get to know each other very very intimately squishy everything,

1:07:48

everything from the waist down apparently is what they share. So yeah, that's

1:07:51

hard to that's hard to take turns upon. Uh, this guy's been on

1:07:57

hold for a few minutes, what's up, bro? Hey? So what

1:08:00

I think about that? What I'm wondering is what if that other girl gets

1:08:03

a boyfriend and fall the load right the way that's not married? Yeah,

1:08:09

is a husband gonna get jealous bagging his live? I mean he's really not

1:08:13

bagging his wi. He's bagging it dowt girlfriends. But they're together. That's

1:08:16

another question we had, like, Okay, if that if what's true,

1:08:19

is if everything they say on paper is true, that that he's only married

1:08:23

to one of them and the other one's still single, then she's got the

1:08:26

right to get a boyfriend soon and he's gonna want to. That's been my

1:08:29

main question is, like is it considered cheating then, like the is the

1:08:32

other guy gonna get jealous that you have to go on dates to share,

1:08:38

you know? Or are you having thres also at the same time. Well,

1:08:42

I mean I think they're always well, I mean there's happening on accident,

1:08:45

even if you don't want it to. Yeah. And also the reasons

1:08:49

that I did that theyre he only married one is because the other one,

1:08:56

I feel that she wants to have her own that life, you know what

1:08:59

I mean, Like, uh, they want to keep you know, Yeah,

1:09:04

the word separate probably in their mind. Yeah. Yeah, Hey,

1:09:12

they're they're on they're married or at least one of them, So they're fine.

1:09:15

They found love. I mean, there's a lot of people out there normally what I can say, so right, good for them. Yeah,

1:09:20

like his six baby mamas, they're probably not as in love. Yeah,

1:09:24

these people are, by the way, this one's yours. Pay up,

1:09:28

buddy, Casey. What do you think, man? You think uh you

1:09:31

think this guy's word? Yeah, a little bit, especially now that more

1:09:35

stuff's coming to light, that's probably more reasonable. Uh. But in regards

1:09:40

to what uh five one nine guys or nine one five guys, question is

1:09:44

is like I see it, you could work that kind of like how a

1:09:46

polygamous family would work it. And that is there's a seemingly a schedule involved.

1:09:53

Uh it seems to temper any jealousies. There's uh, everything's out in

1:09:57

the open and above board, So it would be fine. If have you

1:10:00

ever watched Sister Wives, it's not as it's not as peaceful as you might

1:10:04

imagine life around that show. Look, yeah, I think that second guy

1:10:10

would absolutely have to be only brought in under the guys that he's willing to

1:10:14

hang with Bro number two like this is tag team back again. Well,

1:10:17

and then the dude also does he have to like this other guy or is

1:10:21

it not? I think at this point you're a committee because you're gonna have

1:10:26

to if you want to, if you're gonna you have to live together,

1:10:30

everyone's gonna look like yeah, if only one person in this three peat that's

1:10:34

going on. Is into the dude gonna work out. I got so many

1:10:39

questions, you know, hopefully we'll get answers to some of these interview I

1:10:44

know we do that. I want Oprah come out of retirement. Yeah,

1:10:47

I need to tell all interviews. I'm inclined to think he's in a relationship

1:10:51

with the both of them, and this is just to keep the uh come

1:10:57

on. You know, Dream made a point yesterday like, if there's any

1:11:00

time to forget that, it's it's now. It's not loud, like you

1:11:02

should be able to marry both of them. If that's the case, Can

1:11:04

you guys just separate? No, we'll die? Can we just? Like?

1:11:09

How do they how do they file taxes? To Social Security numbers?

1:11:13

But here's what it's one job too. This is what's crappy. So they

1:11:16

have to study separately and get their diploma separately. They both tuitions, they

1:11:20

both work as cheap teachers. Two tuitions. They both work as teachers,

1:11:23

but they get one salary. But I was thinking, if you were if

1:11:26

you were in another profession, like in customer service or something like that,

1:11:29

there is a way that you could each have individual jobs. Like but since

1:11:32

they're teachers. I think that's hard to justify two salaries. But they still

1:11:38

have one arm each, you know, it's still like a keyboarding job one

1:11:41

arm each, a line worker one arm each. But like, if you're

1:11:45

like I mean, and this would suck, like working at like a call center or something, you could both be on the phone with different Now that's

1:11:49

true. You just have to put a partition in on your net. Yeah,

1:11:53

the person in the background is very loud. Ignore we're working with what

1:11:57

we've got. What grade are they teaching? Anybody read that? I don't

1:12:00

know, Like I just said that, they just said they were teaching. That just seems like it would be a constant distraction. I would think they're

1:12:05

like I remember I went, you know, there was a deaf girl in

1:12:08

my class, and it taught us how to act around them and how to

1:12:13

treat them with respect, to be tolerant. And I wonder if that would

1:12:16

be good for young kids. I know some kids might be creeped out,

1:12:19

but yeah, I was gonna say, I feel like it's the two extremes,

1:12:23

right, Like some kids are going to learn tolerance and grow from that,

1:12:27

and other kids are just going to be savage. Well, and it's

1:12:30

like kids, they will be savage on accidents. Like my sister in law,

1:12:33

she lost all her hair when she did chemo, and you had to

1:12:35

tell the kids, don't point at that, don't like make jokes at that,

1:12:41

and then immediately, if a kid has a good heart, they will

1:12:44

immediately turn to tolerance and be able to handle it. Right. My daughter

1:12:47

figured it out pretty young in regards to having a sibling that was different,

1:12:50

and it early on created a sense of respect and like she never like joked

1:12:59

around or pointed. She does. I go there, Yeah, I mean, and I'm talking first grade, and I think that it might be good

1:13:03

if she's a teacher for young kids. It might be good for those kids

1:13:06

to learn that. So yeah, anyway, it's a wild story. As

1:13:11

soon as we get some more information on it, we'll let you know.

1:13:13

And trust me, I'm going home and I'm gonna dig deeper because I can't stop thinking about the rabbit hole. For sure. The twins Siamese twins who

1:13:19

got married to one dude, but he's only married to one of them,

1:13:24

yep, allegedly, so super lucky. All right, we are commercial free

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thanks to our friends over at Lazy Boy you stall have another edition of The Dumbass of the Day coming up later on this morning. Happy Wednesday. It's

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Tanner, Drew and Laura on the Brew. You're listening Drew and Laura.

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Drew and Laura or Lands Rock Station one five nine the Brew. It's Tanner,

1:13:45

Drew and Laura getting excited for Trash Bandits, which we finally announced yesterday.

1:13:49

It's going down April twenty, if AT's sorry from nine to eleven thirty

1:13:55

at Iqoni. I'm on a villa park. Yeah that sounds like I said,

1:13:59

to desirable place and it's going to be when we clean it up.

1:14:01

Yeah. Yeah, And you know what, Monito is a cute little area,

1:14:05

so it's not like it's kind of near courts hood. Yeah, we'll

1:14:10

clean the park up and then the surrounding area, so we'll go, you

1:14:13

know, pretty deep into the neighborhoods I guess, and just start making trash

1:14:16

up. This will be did last time and we collected one hundred and fifty

1:14:19

plus bags of trash. Impressive, filled up a giant work truck with with

1:14:24

these things like a bandit does. Yeah. So if you want to join

1:14:27

the Trash Bandits, if you want to be a trash Bandito and who wouldn't

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you gotta log on to one O five nine in the brew dot com.

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Casey beewater Bay this morning said there's probably like one hundred and twenty spots something

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like that. Don't wait, So, yeah, don't wait, because we

1:14:41

need to know how many people are going to be there so we can bring a certain amount of grippers and trash bags and things like this. And the

1:14:45

more people who show up, the quicker we get the job done. The faster you could stuff your face with some pizza. That's right, snacks.

1:14:51

I mean he lives nearby, hoping he's got like we might I'll just go

1:14:56

to Court's house after trash Bandits. Well I could see barbecue Courts house.

1:15:00

You see him drawing out the map and we're like, how are we all

1:15:02

cleaning your yard? Yeah? Right? He was like, I don't know

1:15:05

how that happened. So the next one, the third annual trash Bandits,

1:15:10

is going down April twentieth, which is Earth Day and obviously for twenty y

1:15:15

kaweed Brownian coming out and clean some trash up, make our city look nice,

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right? Sign up now at one O five nine in the brood dot

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Jam. You're listening to Danner Drew and Laura Danner Drew and Laura Portland's rock

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station one of five nine The bru It's Tanner, Jew and Laura received a

1:15:34

lot of text messages from people this morning saying they're gonna sign up for trash

1:15:39

bandits Oh Nice, which is coming up April twentieth at Oh God, I'm

1:15:44

gonna write it down, Montavillup, I'm gonna stop asking him. You gonna

1:15:46

write it now now, Mont Yeah. So yeah, that's happening April twentieth

1:15:53

from nine am to eleven thirty. And if you want to help clean up

1:15:58

the city, just do something good for a couple of hours hours and then

1:16:00

eat some free food. Yeah, because you know we've all done it.

1:16:03

We'd drive by piles of trash. Allow somebody should do something about that.

1:16:06

Well, we are about to do something right be at somebody, So please

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sign up if you can at one of five nine the brew dot com.

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I think we got like one hundred spots available, maybe a little bit more than that, but I would not waste any time because we need to know

1:16:20

how many grippers and trash bags to bring down to the event and all that

1:16:24

stuff. So right, So we'll see you April twentieth. Get all the

1:16:26

info. One O five nine the brew dot com own trash band Detos.

1:16:30

Yeah, third annual trash Bandit's yeah, we are commercial free things to our

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friends over at Lazy Boy Happy Wednesday. It's Tanner Jew and Laura on the

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Brew and Laura were commercial free thanks to Lazy Boy. On one of five

1:16:46

nine the Brew. It's Tanner Jew and Laura. So Lincoln Park is one

1:16:50

of my favorite bands. They have been ever since Hybrid Theory came out that

1:16:54

first album. I don't think that first album left my CD player for like

1:16:57

a year me either. It was in there for a minute. I just

1:17:00

listened to it non stop. So I've been interested. Anytime I hear that

1:17:03

we could park by how some plans, I'm always like, Okay, well,

1:17:06

what are they gonna do? Yeah, especially with Chester being gone,

1:17:10

the most complicated replacement outside of a Freddie Mercury. Yeah, I mean,

1:17:15

god, he was so unique. You can't I don't Lambert showed up at

1:17:20

one and now he is just Adam Lambert. But he can sing the song.

1:17:24

I just can't get on board. I don't care who it is.

1:17:26

I don't think, well it's anybody. It's never going to be Chess.

1:17:29

You don't think anybody could be as good as Chester. No, and I don't you really want to support a reinvention of the band. Listen to this?

1:17:38

Uh the frontman of the singer or of the of the band Orgy.

1:17:41

Okay, they been up to this Orgie they like. I remember this band

1:17:45

was on the Family Values tour like years ago. They were the first band

1:17:49

one song that wasn't even their song. It was a cover song, will

1:17:53

It Blue Monday? Yeah, I can't remember who did it originally. I

1:17:56

hope they all have kids now and they have to explain the name. Dad

1:17:59

tell us or I'll tell you when you're older, kid. But his name

1:18:03

is The lead singer of Orgy's name is Jay Gordon, and Gordon says about

1:18:09

Lincoln Park, they're very very cool guys and obviously a great band. They've

1:18:13

been around a long time and they're still going for it. It's going to

1:18:15

be tough without Chester, but we'll see. I hear they got a girl

1:18:19

singer. Now, that's what I heard. Now. He later walked back

1:18:24

to comment and said, don't quote me on that. I'm not sure who

1:18:27

the singer is going to be, but I heard it was going to be female. And because of that sentence, the rock world, when it comes

1:18:35

to websites and publications are all just going nuts and they've all picked it up.

1:18:40

And when I click on them, all they have that's what they've got.

1:18:43

They've got exactly the words you've said and nothing more, nothing else.

1:18:45

I do think that Mike Schanoda's pretty good at shutting that stuff down. So

1:18:49

if he if it's fake, he'll probably come out. He will. I

1:18:53

think he probably will. Don't believe the rumor, but I like the idea.

1:18:56

As long as the chick singer can scream a little bit, I mean

1:18:59

she has us too, has done Hot Ones. Put them on a Hot

1:19:02

One show, but that would be amazing. He should do it. I

1:19:06

loved it. One of my favorite Hot Ones episodes was Dave Grohl because they

1:19:11

just got drunk all the time. But I feel like rock stars on hot

1:19:15

Ones. I feel like it doesn't happen very often. That's a great idea. How do we get Mike? We should? We should get him on

1:19:19

there and when he gets that that forehead sweat, then you ask him about

1:19:23

Yeah. Well, once he takes a bite of the bomb, that's when

1:19:26

you really lay it on right. Well, if we hear any news about

1:19:28

a possible new singer for Lincoln Park, we'll let you know a s a

1:19:31

p Get more online now at one of five nine the brew dot Com.

1:19:34

Happy Wednesday. You're listening to Drew and Laura Laura. Yeah, yah,

1:19:45

Happy Wednesday. So I think Monday, Laura, you have jury duty again?

1:19:49

I do that is correct? And this is ye case. Yeah,

1:19:58

and this is when I actually do find out if I'm going to be selected

1:20:01

for the Jerry And you really lest I talked to you about this, You

1:20:05

really wanted to be selected. You want this. I do want to be

1:20:08

selected. I've got a feeling because we've built out a pretty linky questionnaire at

1:20:13

the first meeting, and I have a feeling that because of what I do

1:20:16

for a living, I'm going to be kicked off pretty quickly. I don't

1:20:19

even know if something high profile, yeah, because even though legally I cannot

1:20:25

talk about it, I feel like they still probably don't want to. I

1:20:30

want to know what murder case it is I want to know what because there's

1:20:33

only like, there's not that many murders. There are a lot, but

1:20:36

there's not that many to figure it out. I'm sworn to say until you're

1:20:40

done and then you can do it. Yeah, you know some details,

1:20:43

Yeah, it's the case. I know I know names and stuff, but

1:20:46

I don't have like all the information. I actually don't remember one that that

1:20:50

body was in the trunk. I don't know, like I can honestly say,

1:20:54

I do not know the ins and outs. Blink yeah, blink ty

1:21:00

case. I don't know the names. I don't remember them. They were

1:21:03

written down on a piece of paper and say they've got allergies or she's lying.

1:21:08

Cough and tap the top of your head if can your belly. No,

1:21:13

I don't want to risk it. You guys on this try. How

1:21:15

many people find out Tuesday of next week? How many people are they picking?

1:21:20

Twelve to fifteen? I can't remember. There's one hundred. There's one

1:21:24

hundred of them. You have a fifteen percent on the jury, so that's

1:21:28

pretty low. You are. You look like a standard issued jerky For my

1:21:33

own selfishness, I hope she doesn't get it because I don't want her to

1:21:36

not be on the show. It'll be like ten days, two weeks that

1:21:39

I'll be gone. Yeah, I don't want that. I'll be civic due

1:21:42

to you guys. There's deals in the middle of these things that happened to

1:21:45

you might get shoo days in there. I go, we're spent. Yeah, let's do a deal, all right, So we'll find out Tuesday if

1:21:51

Laura is going to be involved in that murder trial or not. And I

1:21:56

want to hear all about it. Yeah, I do want to know the

1:21:58

case. Once this is all saiden on, you're telling us everything, big

1:22:00

deal, I will all right, right, let's do this real quick.

1:22:02

So many dummies around this around this planet, especially in this country, especially

1:22:08

in the South. Drew Yes, a North Alabama man hit one hundred and

1:22:14

seventy six fentanyl pills and Easter eggs stop because they tried to move on.

1:22:19

Peter cottontail stop. That is not that's not his name. I was like,

1:22:26

whoa right, Like this is an April joke. Russell Russellville, Alabama

1:22:32

man was arrested Monday morning after after the col Colbert County Sheriff's Office discovered that

1:22:39

he was alleged to be putting one hundred and seventy six different finanel pills crammed

1:22:44

into Easter eggs and he had them in his vehicle. That's irresponsible on so

1:22:47

many reasons. His name is Jamaris d Qwan Quails. Interesting name name.

1:22:56

He was arrested on charges of drug trafficking and drug possession with intent to distribute.

1:23:00

After Quails considered to let officers search the vehicle, they found the pills

1:23:03

in plastic bags with an ounce of synthetic weed. They're like, he's like,

1:23:09

they'll never guess these Easter eggs and he's got synthetic weed, which is

1:23:13

just the dumbest thing. Yeah, I guess in northern Alabama, you take

1:23:19

what you can get. So they arrested him obviously, and they took in

1:23:23

a jail one hundred and fifty thousand dollars bond. Yikes, but damn,

1:23:27

like you think that if you're trafficking that many drugs, everything is on the

1:23:30

up and up. You don't have anything else on you. You know, your your tags are fixed, your you know, just you can give them

1:23:36

a reasonable you over exactly, Yeah, and how is this not in a

1:23:40

way now, I don't know exactly how they were laid out into the eggs.

1:23:43

But I would argue that it's also child in endangerment. Yeah, that's

1:23:46

exactly that was my first thought. It's like, what if a kid got

1:23:48

a hold of one of these eggs, one sentinel pill will kill it.

1:23:51

Try Well, it doesn't say a lot of us. It just says maybe

1:23:55

packed multiple and maybe they can throw that on later some investigating because you know,

1:24:00

well, you know, like especially in the Southern States, he'll just throw chargers at you. Boy, and this guy's not brilliant. You get

1:24:04

him an hour in the in the Taki talk room, it's gonna throw charges

1:24:08

at you until something sticks and hopefully in their mind's probably all of them.

1:24:12

Yeah, he wants They want to get that distributor whoever gave that guy fent

1:24:15

and all pills. That's what they're looking for. Here's a picture of it

1:24:17

too, if you want to see all the fit and al and they just

1:24:19

and they're not even like fancy eggs, so cheap, the really cheap ones

1:24:23

you get like a dollar story. Oh man, see and then he hears

1:24:27

this, I guess that's the synthetic weed. Oh that looks that looks like

1:24:30

quality weed, right, that's a lot of pills. It's a lot of

1:24:34

crap weed and those are one those are one season easter eggs. Don't even

1:24:41

bother putting them back into the attic and crack anyway. Full stories online at

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one O five nine The brew dot com. We're gonna find out what's trending

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next. Now, what's trending fueled by Columbia heating and cooling raising your expectations

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1:25:00

of good stuff for you to check out. So if you're bored at work,

1:25:02

go, uh, just take a look at our blog. You can

1:25:05

see the video from the Pat mcaveee show. Oh yeah, great, great

1:25:10

video. What's his name? Dan? What is it? Or or lobsky?

1:25:14

Apparently every time around this hour I get the glorgs in my larger clock.

1:25:19

It's almost done. It was such a funny clip that we played in

1:25:23

Drew's news today, but it sounds like he farted during a Pat mcavee interview.

1:25:26

It's impossible to be at the top at both the most essentially like it's

1:25:32

and their reactions class another situation. I don't think you've ever seen Drew like

1:25:45

so many times when I was right now, like I was laughing alone right

1:25:50

before I even showed you guys, and then just fell apart again and again

1:25:54

and again. Damn dumps. It reminds me of like when a friend would

1:25:59

fart at asleep over and then try to like try to play it off, and there was always that one friend who gets out of their sleeping bag.

1:26:04

They're like, Tony, admit it. Yeah, you smell like hell now,

1:26:08

he says. He claims that it was his windshield wipers. It's impossible

1:26:12

to be at the top at both of those. You know, it's too

1:26:16

much air blur well, and also you can hear it, Maia, you

1:26:20

could hear it. But also when I look because in the video he is

1:26:23

in his car and I look outside and it's cloudy, but it doesn't look

1:26:27

like it's raining, and it seems like stormy, and one like normally if

1:26:30

those things pop, yeah, it'll happen a couple of times. Uh huh

1:26:33

yeah, because that's on a dry window, just like one rogue windshield wipe.

1:26:38

Well, you can see the video for yourself and decide if he broke

1:26:41

wind or not. One of five nine the brew dot com did you have

1:26:44

a didn't we have a pole on that. Yeah, it's up and which, by the way, yeah, it's a it's up on Instagram right now.

1:26:51

Oh you've got fart or wiper? Uh? Was it a fart?

1:26:58

We have eighty three percent definitely a fart. Seventeen percent says it was the

1:27:02

windshield life press. So the parts have it. Sorry, Danny Dumps,

1:27:06

the numbers aren't on your side the farts habit. But yeah, it's it's

1:27:14

it's a great clip, Greg clip. And it's is the fact that it's his second part always going to be known as the part guy. He's like,

1:27:20

what what what is it? Yeah? The last time you farted on

1:27:24

it? No? No, yeah, yeah. Also, this video has

1:27:28

gone viral. Apparently a couple of pibbles. It looks like they got loose.

1:27:30

They didn't look like strays to me, but it looks like they probably

1:27:33

got out of their enclosure and they just were kind of roaming the streets in

1:27:38

the middle of the night in this town. Yeah, and they just destroyed

1:27:41

this woman's car because they were chasing a cat. The cat ran into the

1:27:44

engine of the vehicle, it is brilliantly and so they just ran around the

1:27:47

car and they chewed its bumper off, like we're going to get this cat.

1:27:50

Yeah, and they just they they just pretty much mangled the car and

1:27:55

caused three thousand dollars in damages. And luckily she's got that ring. Cam

1:28:00

na believe it? Can you? Yeah? Can you imagine coming outside without the ring video doorbell and you have no idea what's happened to your car?

1:28:05

Right, zombie eat the bottom of my heart. Go check out that video

1:28:11

online when you get a chance. Also, Eugene Man narrowly avoids a runaway

1:28:15

Soblade. I don't know if you saw that. It went viral the other day. Yeah, that's pretty intense. It's all online one o five nine

1:28:19

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1:28:23

podcast is coming up next. We didn't record one yesterday, but we will

1:28:26

be recording a brand new one today. Yeah, and you'll be able to

1:28:29

hear that at around ten thirty eleven o'clock at the latest at one five nine

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