Listen up darling dears, it wasn't a hiatus, t'was merely a ploy to have you yearning and we couldn't be more pleased to announce our renaissance! In this long-awaited comeback, we discuss matching to subspecialty, reflecting on the start of re

15. "Are they pinning the nerve noodle or the artery noodle?"

Nov 29th, 2021 1h 46m

Y'all, this latest podcast is truly from the archives. Cherry, our editor and producer has thrice been fired and re-hired - frankly, we can't find anyone willing to replace her - and she has finally salvaged a lost episode from March. Please en

14. Love your thighs, hope you win

Feb 22nd, 2021 1h 23m

So much has happened since but please accept into your ears this super-delayed podcast release - you can thank our editor, Cherry. We address our lack of content and apologize for how slow our producers work while discussing our chaotic blocks,

13. "I got a message... from the prettier Judy."

Aug 20th, 2020 2h 18m

Black Lives Matter info and links:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1UPvf8ctRO51909ScFNU-D2-DSjADwXfYA05moamOJvQ/In this episode, we discuss moving and starting residency, how Santa will deal with Miss Rona, surviving isolation in a hotel r

12. A Buzzcut and a Virtual Graduation

May 18th, 2020 1h 52m

We are finally back again after many thwarted recording sessions. We talk about becoming doctors (!), moving for residency, the MCCQE and Prometric debacle, Trixie Mattel's YouTube sensations and entering the work force. Our famous email and ph

11. Heavy in Body but Light in Spirit

Apr 14th, 2020 2h 34m

It's a supersized episode this week! We break our social distancing silence to discuss our new online lecture format, smoothies, Dasani water debacles, going out in public, falling through a trap door, recently getting scammed and our med schoo

10. COVID-19 and CaRMS Match 2020

Mar 20th, 2020 1h 59m

This time we're discussing COVID-19, our theatre show, CaRMS interviews and matching (!) #CaRMSMatch2020, Sarah Palin, The Masked Singer, The Voice, singing along to songs (it's not weird), obstetrics call, testicular mishaps, podcast competiti

9. Incontinent On Performance Night

Mar 6th, 2020 1h 17m

All finished with our CaRMS tours, we discuss our interview journeys, current electives, Matt's relocation to the mediterranean, our upcoming school theatre show, Unhhhh and other podcasts?! Stay tuned for our CaRMS Match 2020 results next epis

8. Ross-Matthews-Vera-Farmiga-trol

Dec 23rd, 2019 1h 18m

We're back for another episode after months of traveling for Med 4 clinical electives. In this episode, we talk about travel, maintaining our youthful glow, RuPaul's Drag Race US/UK, Ru's forgetfulness, inner dialogues - Barbara, please! We dis

7. Part 2 - The Radioactive Penises of Area 51

Sep 9th, 2019 40m 22s

Part 2 of this episodes picks up with updates from the gentlemen's Wimbledon final; we talk about wrapping up our 3rd block of med 3 rotations, surgery struggles, much needed body breaks, the Area 51 raid, time travel and bowel cleanouts. Featu

7. Part 1 - Oh no you Wimbledon 't

Sep 2nd, 2019 1h 6m

In Part 1 of this episode, we discuss coping skills, overnight call pimples, me peeing myself and Matt takes the first poop break of the podcast. We also tune into the Wimbledon action and Matt releases his inner Serena stan. Recorded July 14,

6. Hey, I'm a ho! I'm on a roll!

Jul 8th, 2019 1h 17m

In this episode, we celebrate the end of another block of exams, we talk coffee debacles, Matt's recent visit to my hospital, my musical theatre let down, resident ghosts haunting the call rooms, our facetious diet tips, and the new Annabelle m

5. Sorry, Céline - we're busy

Jun 22nd, 2019 1h 36m

In this episode, we discuss our current rotations (obs/gyn & neurosurgery), Céline Dion, the 2019 French Open and the Season 11 Finale of RuPaul's Drag Race. Recorded: June 9, 2019.Submit your questions to [email protected] m

4. "Mum, the police!"

May 27th, 2019 1h 44m

In this episode we cover ER simulations, the Met Gala and Matt addresses a LIVE tenant dispute; we also realize we're skinny legends and we dish on Drag Race.Submit your questions to [email protected] music by audionautix.com

3. "Don't touch the Morgan letters!"

May 20th, 2019 59m 59s

We lose track of our 'extensive catalogue' of podcasts thus far, get a lil existential, speak on our inner saboteurs, talk about what it's like presenting to staff physicians and we also talk RHONY and RuPaul's Drag Race! Recorded: April 23, 20

2. Two Bloated Queens

Apr 5th, 2019 57m 32s

Second episode of The Tea and Toast Podcast - now with proper audio from Matt! These bloated queens discuss the consequences of eating beans for lunch, haircut misadventures and fumbles by Lupita Nyong'o and Grand Canyon visitors.Send your qu

1. Bar Liquor and Bad Kombucha

Mar 27th, 2019 1h 11m

In this inaugural podcast episode, Matt and Alex discuss their latest medical school exams, a confusing encounter with a urinary catheter, drag race, RHONY, bad kombucha and more!http://soundcloud.com/teaandtoastpodcasthttp://twitter.com/tea

Welcome to the Tea and Toast Podcast!

Mar 27th, 2019 7m 15s

An introduction to our wonderful selves (Matt and Alex) - third year medical students on a mission.Submit your questions to [email protected] music by audionautix.com