0:06

So I could go for two or three hours and

0:09

not even realize it. BQ!

0:21

It's time

0:23

to cut

0:26

the bed!

0:35

Brian is sick after

0:37

visiting the bottle dump. He was

0:40

the only one of the party who was there

0:42

to disrespect the bottle dump. Tell

0:51

him Steve, Dave. Hello and welcome to this week's edition

0:53

of Tell him Steve, Dave. I look to my left,

0:55

I see Walt Flanagan. No. I

0:57

look to my right, I see BQ. Hey,

1:00

bud! Why would I bother looking forward? All I'm

1:02

gonna see is Gittem, probably. Left

1:05

and right, that's the way I'm fucking operating today. That's

1:09

it. You can say tell him Steve, Dave. That's

1:12

all I got for this week. I've

1:14

been sick for the past three days. You've been sick?

1:16

I got fuck all, yeah. I got some kind of

1:18

chest congestion thing going on, coughing and

1:20

stuff. I think Gittem gave it to you. Did he? Yeah,

1:23

he was sick. Motherfucker, did you? Yeah.

1:26

Because I'm like, I didn't go anywhere. Yes, you did. That's

1:29

right. We did go out. You know, I

1:31

went on a day trip with Gittem and I thought

1:34

I saw you guys go over

1:36

to the side and speak nose

1:38

to nose at a certain point, so. At least Rupert didn't see

1:41

you with the camera. That's all I

1:43

care about. Yeah,

1:46

we went on a day trip, Q. Where'd you go? Tell

1:48

me about this. I didn't hear about this. We

1:51

went to see, we're working

1:53

on something for Patreon where I try different hobbies.

1:56

Okay. So last

1:58

week we went to... a guy

2:01

who's like the authority of

2:03

Burlington County about bottles and

2:06

bottle dumps nearby bottle dump. Oh, oh

2:09

you jump into writing in right into the bottle dump hobby

2:12

and then we finally after we talked to

2:15

that expert in Burlington

2:17

County, we got our

2:19

bottled guy expert and he brought

2:21

us to the fabled

2:24

bottle dump of Monmouth

2:27

County where Gittemann and Dave had

2:29

spent many an afternoon in

2:32

his youth and we got to see it Wait

2:34

and the and the viewers and listeners will get

2:37

to experience it as well in a future episode

2:40

Where there's still bottles of fuck fuck.

2:42

Yeah, there was nothing but bottles a

2:44

lot of them were broken Yeah, that

2:46

stoves on your head frames and car

2:49

doors I Mean

2:52

people have heard about it Literally for a

2:54

decade and I can't believe it took us

2:56

this long to finally be like hey show

2:58

us where this fabled bottle Dump is and

3:01

we took a trip out there and

3:03

we saw it firsthand and

3:05

you didn't have to dig very deep to find Glass.

3:07

I mean it was all around you.

3:09

I don't know how the fuck he found it

3:13

From a big question. I don't know how the fuck you

3:15

found it like on this like in this Forest,

3:18

I don't know how he found it when you leave

3:20

the path. I'm just not sure why he left the

3:22

path Yeah, like

3:24

there has to be a reason to leave the path

3:26

and like stumble upon it Two

3:29

feet off of train tracks Yeah,

3:32

I think it even when you get there you're like, oh,

3:34

this is it. Okay. No, okay now I can start to

3:36

see all the bottles and stuff and the Sure,

3:39

the garbage. Do you think that's somebody

3:41

told him about it? Or

3:44

did he find it? Did you guys get to the bottom

3:46

of this? He put he he stayed to claim to it

3:48

as his own. So I thought he found it Yeah,

3:51

but it's like the pet cemetery man, it's like

3:53

passed down Through whispers,

3:56

you know through the town. That's that's where

3:58

the rumors are the bird ball. Well,

4:01

as much shit as was there, there's no way he's

4:03

the first one. It

4:07

was a lot of stuff there, man. I just

4:09

don't know how the fuck anybody goes out there

4:11

to dump a fucking stove

4:13

or bed frames

4:15

because you're like, how the fuck did they drag

4:17

it all the way out here? Yeah, it's like

4:19

the most inconvenient spot to drop

4:22

off junk and garbage. You know, you'll

4:24

see every once in a while somebody drops a sofa off on the side

4:26

of the road because they're like, fuck it, I don't know what to do

4:28

with it, I don't want to pay. To

4:30

hold off. That kind

4:32

of, that at least makes sense. But

4:34

like, because it's easy. Right. So

4:37

Q, I'm thinking, you know, it's got me really,

4:39

my wheels are spinning. Brian

4:43

is sick after visiting the bottle dump. He

4:45

was the only one of the party who

4:48

is there to disrespect the bottle dump. Is

4:50

there maybe some sort of curse? Cause

4:55

I was very respectful. I was like, this is

4:57

fucking sacred land. I like, I made sure to

4:59

keep like, we walked

5:02

all the way for this shit. And

5:04

then he walks over to fucking fungus in

5:06

his chest. Breathe

5:08

deep, boys. We're out of nature. Fucking

5:12

asbestos everywhere. Do you

5:14

think there's something to my theory that he's just a

5:17

bottle dump and now he has

5:19

to make a mint? I think

5:21

there's definitely a curse connected to the bottle dump, but I

5:24

don't know if it's the one that you think it is.

5:33

There's got to be some bodies out there, man. I

5:38

think there's just broken glass. Well,

5:41

get him speculated that or, or said at

5:43

least that, um, since

5:46

the train goes by, maybe the train stopped and

5:48

that's where they would dump stuff out sometimes. You

5:50

know? Yeah,

5:52

that makes sense. I guess, but the

5:54

bottles, I, what fascinates me are when I,

5:56

look, I realized I can learn all this

5:58

by. watching that episode,

6:00

but a bottle

6:03

dump expert, a

6:06

bottle dump expert. Like, have

6:08

we ever gotten a real explanation for

6:10

why certain areas become

6:12

known for bottle dumping? Like it

6:15

just seems for

6:17

there for bottle dumps to exist. That

6:19

means an amount of humans had

6:21

to all agree that they were going to lug

6:23

their bottles to this place and dump them. Yeah.

6:25

And why the fuck would anybody do that? They

6:29

told, we talked, get this Q,

6:32

we talked to two bottle dump

6:34

experts in one day. So

6:36

all the, all those questions were answered.

6:38

I was lightheaded. He

6:42

said that people didn't have regular

6:44

trash pickup and

6:47

there would be one horse drawn

6:50

carriage that would come by and

6:52

take your garbage. And

6:56

that's how, that's how certain

6:58

counties would get these one

7:02

areas. Cause one guy was like getting paid to

7:04

go, you know, door to door, be

7:06

like, you got anything you want and I'll pay, and

7:08

I'll pay, um, pay me and

7:10

I'll go drag it, horse drawn carriage to

7:12

the, to this dumping area that I know of.

7:16

And it just became like

7:18

the place to go before, you

7:20

know, the organized sanitation

7:22

pickups. So

7:25

an 1800s get them was running around

7:27

in a rickety cart. Careful,

7:30

careful Q, you don't want to get a

7:32

fuck of fungus in your respiratory system. Don't

7:36

ditch it. It's

7:41

interesting that, that comparing the person

7:44

in 1860 who did that run to get them

7:47

sounds insulting to you, Walter. Like,

7:49

uh, why is that an insult? I, you know,

7:51

I know where you're headed. I

7:53

can tell by the tone of your voice. Stop

7:57

me before the curse gets me. Thank you. I

7:59

appreciate that. What's the name of the

8:01

show? Bry Tries.

8:05

Bry Tries. Yeah, so far I've tried... No, that's not even

8:07

all the way. Don't even give it all the way? I

8:09

don't give it all the way. Just

8:11

the first episode's coming out in a

8:13

couple weeks. You just tease him, Bry.

8:17

I try something. Yeah, just tease him. A

8:19

couple different things. We

8:21

do two hobbies per episode. Okay,

8:24

all right, nice. What would you consider your hobby

8:26

to be, Q? I

8:31

guess these days I'm down to

8:33

mainly reading. I guess

8:35

if that counts. I still

8:37

like taking pictures. I do that a lot. I just

8:39

don't really post them much. And

8:42

video games. I think that would cover... I

8:44

mean comic books, I fold that into reading.

8:46

You know what I mean? This guy's got

8:48

a lot of free time. Yeah. Where

8:51

is he today? Home reading comic books. I've

8:55

been playing video games. Well,

8:59

video games are the only real one that you have

9:01

to be locked in place for. Photography, you could do

9:03

anywhere. That's the magic of it. And

9:05

reading, you know, I'm on so many planes and shit, I'm

9:08

on 10 flights a month. So it's an easy thing. It's

9:11

really the video game ones. It's like I get home, it's

9:13

late at night and I play. And

9:17

how long will you lose yourself in a video game?

9:19

Because I recall back in the day when I played

9:22

video games, I could go for two or three hours

9:24

and not even realize it. Oh, well,

9:27

two hours is... That's

9:30

me putting restraints on

9:32

myself. I'm being like, you can only play...

9:35

If I nestled down on that couch at

9:38

like 10 o'clock, if I'm done by one,

9:40

that's successful. But if it's

9:42

like a fallout game, I mean, I could be

9:44

there all fucking night. It could get bad. Really?

9:46

It could get bad. Yeah, if the stories are

9:48

that good and there's that much exploring to do,

9:51

I'll look up and it's like three in the morning and

9:53

everything. If you have a friend over, does the friend get

9:55

like, BQ! It's time to cut

9:58

the bed! Not

10:00

if they want to come back. Shouted

10:07

down. Trying

10:11

to play video games. Pay

10:16

attention to me, BQ. Pay

10:24

attention to Fallout and all these monsters

10:26

you're trying to kill. Walt,

10:29

if I'm inviting guests over that are age

10:31

appropriate, they're all tired and ready to bed

10:33

by 9.30 anyway. Don't worry about

10:35

it. Ain't

10:42

nobody getting bothered at 10 o'clock when I do.

10:50

This guy, this other pilot, this is what I think

10:52

Gittem should do. This guy called

10:54

himself the King of Burlington County. I

10:58

guess just in reference to bottles, right? Yeah.

11:01

But he dubbed himself Royalty based upon

11:03

how many bottles he had found. Yeah,

11:07

huh. Some valuable ones

11:09

too. You'd be surprised. Well, at least that's how

11:11

valuable he says they are. This

11:14

guy is giving me Dennis vibes. Well,

11:18

his place was located in an

11:21

antique store. Yep.

11:28

There's stuff everywhere all over the place. A lot

11:31

of old shit that'll never sell. Do you

11:33

think Dennis is selling magazines in heaven? We're

11:36

sure he's dead. I do. Yeah. Do you

11:38

think that's what he would want to be doing

11:40

is like setting

11:42

up his stand up there and smoking

11:46

with no fucking reason? I

11:49

thought that was hell. Now I'm back

11:51

to it. No,

11:53

I think he's up there selling magazines

11:55

to the Angels right now. Oh, that's

11:57

beautiful. Yeah. Hopefully,

12:00

the angels are into cat fancy

12:03

because he had plenty

12:05

of those to bring with him. Well,

12:07

they're angels, so of course they are. Oh.

12:11

Yeah, we had a cat in the

12:13

office last week. Very cute.

12:16

Oh, yeah? Walt's daughter's little

12:18

tiny kitten. Yeah, she knew. I

12:21

needed to watch the kitten for a couple days

12:23

and I brought her to the office. I'm

12:26

not a cat guy. Oh, six weeks, seven

12:28

weeks, nine weeks? That's going

12:30

to turn you into a cat person? I didn't think it

12:32

was going to. I

12:34

said to myself, you know, because I'm not real sure

12:36

how to deal with cats or kittens, but

12:40

his playfulness and

12:43

his nonstop drive

12:45

to like get into shit and just

12:47

play was very infectious.

12:51

And I think he scratched me and I got cat scratch fever now.

12:54

That breathing's been labored. Is

12:57

that the same fungus I do? That's

13:00

all it takes, bud. That's all it

13:02

takes is that one kitten to break the

13:04

seal. Even though I wouldn't be here to

13:06

feed him or change the litter or anything,

13:08

I did suggest an office cat, but

13:10

I got roundly shot down. Oh,

13:13

yeah. It's by you. By you. I

13:15

remember you saying that. Yeah, I said, oh, it's cool. We should have

13:17

an office cat. You're like, I'm not a cat guy now. Yeah,

13:20

well, I could see

13:22

it. You know what? It's not

13:24

possible, but I don't know if we're allowed to have a 24-7 pet in the office.

13:28

Probably not. Don't we

13:30

already have get them? Well,

13:34

my cats just

13:37

had kittens in the yard. They just started

13:39

coming out this week. So I

13:41

have three new kittens that I'm looking over in the

13:43

yard. So if you want one,

13:45

Walt, I got a line of some kitten

13:48

action. Let me sleep on it. Well,

13:51

he was saying this kitten was scaring socks, too. So that's

13:53

no good. Oh, that's no good. Yeah.

13:56

Yeah. My cat has taken to,

13:58

for some reason, we've had the puppy for a long time.

14:00

for about, well, the norm, the dog, about a year now.

14:03

For some reason within the past two

14:05

weeks, my black cat Salem has become

14:07

very protective. Like if,

14:09

if like the dog comes over near me, like Salem will

14:11

run over and be like, like, try to get them away

14:13

and then like look for, to get

14:16

pet as a reward for like, for chasing

14:18

them off. He's become like real territorial with

14:20

me for some reason. I think jealousy.

14:22

There's a lot of jealousy in that house with these pets.

14:25

Really? Yeah. Well, is, are they picking it up

14:27

from the, uh, the, the

14:30

alpha? Me stomping around, like what'd

14:33

you pay? You know what,

14:35

you might not be that far off because I have mentioned,

14:37

I was like, I remember when I used to get this

14:39

kind of attention to Mary Beth with a puppy. Did that

14:41

happen to you too? Well, with the

14:43

kid. No, with the dog. With the dog you

14:45

got first get the dogs. Like does that pay

14:47

all the attention to them and none to you?

14:49

Cause that's the way I found it to turn

14:52

out. Uh, you know, I mean, it's, I, I,

14:54

I wasn't that like, um, insecure that I didn't

14:56

realize that a puppy might need

14:58

some attention more than I might need. So

15:00

I go love you, love you. Kiss them on

15:02

the nose. Love you. All this shit.

15:05

What do I get? You want her to treat you that way? Maybe

15:09

take me outside once in a while. Yeah.

15:12

I love you once in a while. Wouldn't be bad. Oh

15:15

no. The

15:18

honeymoon's over. That's right. That's gotta be by this.

15:20

Yeah. It's just, it's just natural.

15:23

It'll be four years in August. That

15:25

can't be over by then, man. You got

15:28

to find the honeymoon. You're a newlyweds till

15:30

your five years, right? Well, it

15:32

was, it was pretty damn close. Come on. Yeah.

15:34

It's me. You're talking to the, is he going

15:36

to do anything all the way half

15:41

fast. We

15:45

do have a show called ride tries for a reason, you

15:47

know, let's

15:51

just pull that out of the sky. Nilly willy.

15:54

This is a history of, you know,

15:57

not trying. Yeah. It's all

15:59

very new to me. Yeah,

16:01

I understand now. So

16:04

that's what we got going on. Q, you

16:06

got, is Radio City sold out

16:08

or can people still get a couple tickets here

16:10

and there? I think there's like, no, there's definitely,

16:12

we just released a few tickets. You know, they

16:14

always hold a certain amount of tickets, so we

16:16

just released them. But it'll be sold out, so...

16:19

Alright. It'll get there.

16:21

So if anybody wants to come, now's the time we

16:23

just release some good tickets. There

16:25

you go. Can't wait. I'm

16:28

excited. Yeah, it's a

16:30

big thing, man. It is. Fuck

16:32

a Radio City, bro. I mean, that's, you know...

16:34

You know, legends have fucking, you know, stood on

16:36

that stage where you're going

16:38

to stand yourself, you know? Yeah. Just

16:41

recently, you know, Barry Manilow played the piano right

16:43

where you're going to be dancing and... Shucking.

16:48

Yeah, it's true. I'll be... It's

16:53

not lost on me, man. It's one

16:55

of those, there's a few theaters, there's a

16:57

handful of theaters around the country that, when

16:59

you get to play them, you're like, this

17:01

is an honor to play it. This, the

17:03

Ryman Theater in Nashville, the Greek Theater in

17:05

L.A., Chicago Theater, like, you

17:07

just get there in their works of art, and

17:10

they have such storied history that you can't

17:13

believe that they let a schmuck like me on the stage. You

17:16

know, it's not lost on me. Now,

17:18

is Carnegie Hall a bigger deal or Radio

17:20

City a bigger deal? I always had, like,

17:22

a good joke about Carnegie Hall. Yeah,

17:24

I think Radio City is the

17:26

bigger deal. I mean, Carnegie Hall is

17:29

a big deal, like, it's

17:31

not like not, but I think Radio City's

17:33

a little more iconic. Yeah.

17:36

Yeah. But, you know, that's a

17:38

matter of opinion, I guess. Well,

17:41

I haven't played Carnegie Hall, so I'll

17:43

tell you right now, Radio City's the better. The

17:45

better of the two. The more prestigious of the

17:47

two, yeah. Go with that. There's

17:51

also Sunday. There's

17:53

a big deal on Netflix. Walt, will

17:56

you be watching

17:58

the roast of Tom Brady? Oh,

18:01

yeah, yeah, I won't watch that. You're not

18:03

gonna watch it. No, I'm not interested. And

18:05

even in like, when we did the roast

18:07

of BQ back, back for Final Cast 2,

18:10

I have to say, even though people really adored it

18:13

and it was killer, it was, it's

18:15

one of the best things that people say

18:18

we've ever done. I was not comfortable in

18:20

the roast atmosphere. I didn't like it. I

18:22

actually hated it. Hated it? I

18:25

hate it. I was kind of like being mean

18:28

at someone else's expense. And I

18:30

know they're gonna fucking bring up,

18:32

deflating the balls, kissing his son,

18:34

cheating and

18:37

all this other shit. And you know, I,

18:39

why would I want to... I

18:42

don't want to see anything that humanizes the guy. I

18:46

am not interested in seeing, you

18:49

know, everybody, like professional comedians, like

18:52

tear him apart and then he has to then

18:54

get up and try to read

18:56

and follow that. I

19:00

don't know how that's gonna come off and

19:02

I am not interested in seeing him like

19:04

attempt, you know, because that takes

19:06

some skill to come back at those guys.

19:09

He is writers, I'm sure. I

19:11

don't think, really? You don't think Tom Brady is just

19:13

gonna do it all himself, the way he does

19:16

shit? I can't tell if you're joking.

19:18

There's no way he's doing that by himself. Well,

19:21

then what's the point then? Well, he may

19:23

not have the difficult time that you think.

19:27

I'm looking at... Transitane. Celebrity lineup

19:29

for Tom Brady's roast on Netflix

19:31

revealed. I'm sorry.

19:40

This is somebody speculating on who I'm like, oh,

19:42

Russell Wilson of the Denver Broncos. Okay,

19:45

he's a football player. So I

19:48

don't know, like it's just weird though. Like why would he

19:50

want to do this Q? They're

19:52

all football players. Oh, it's

19:54

not professional comedians? It doesn't look like... Well, there has to

19:56

be some. I heard Jeffrey, Jeffrey Ross was gonna be on

19:58

it now. He's probably gonna be the roast. master. That's what

20:00

I thought. I thought Kevin Hart was the roast master. Oh,

20:02

is he? That's what I thought it was. But

20:07

why would someone want to do this, Q, in

20:09

your opinion? Because I think that not everybody feels

20:11

the same way about you. I think some people,

20:14

as you do, I think some people are like,

20:16

ah, I get it. I know what's going on. I, you know, I think,

20:19

I don't know. I don't think everybody's as bothered by it as you

20:21

are. Yeah. But

20:24

why, why do it? Like what, what

20:26

motivates someone to do it? You

20:29

don't need the money. You don't need the

20:32

attention. Why, why squirm in your seat for

20:34

three hours as people tear you apart and

20:36

then you got to get up and

20:39

return the favor and you think

20:41

he's got a team of writers who are going

20:43

to, he's going to rely

20:45

on to go back to the water. I would

20:47

bet every single penny

20:49

I own that he has

20:51

writers working on that. I know for

20:53

a fact it's impossible that he doesn't.

20:57

There's no way Netflix is pouring all this money into it

20:59

and then being like, go ahead, Tom, write something. Yeah,

21:02

it won't be a big deal. It's just not happening. Does

21:04

it even been F? No. It's a probable attendee. Well,

21:07

he's a big Boston guy. Boston guy, yeah.

21:11

Um, see that cut to like, to what's the

21:13

point there, like for everybody at home then? Cause

21:15

then. I think it's just funny. It's just entertaining.

21:17

It's just supposed to be fun. Do

21:20

you think he can deliver

21:22

the proper. Like delivery of

21:24

the jokes in a way that are going

21:26

to like a train to make an asshole out

21:28

of himself and that's a trained comedian up there

21:30

reading the, his jokes as opposed to Tom reading

21:34

some writers jokes. Do

21:38

you think he's going to be able to land

21:41

and perform well enough to make

21:43

where it doesn't feel like incredibly

21:45

awkward? I

21:47

mean, I guess we'll find out. But

21:51

I think that that it

21:53

would be written to his

21:55

tailored to him, you know, and I also

21:57

think that. If

22:00

there's one thing I learned about this guy, he said

22:03

he's just the greatest. If there's something to be good at,

22:05

he's going to be good at it. So we

22:07

might see the birth of a brand new comedic

22:10

legend. Well, he's not good at marriage.

22:12

I don't think we know that much. I

22:14

thought it was his wife's fault. I thought we all agreed it

22:16

was his wife's fault. Yeah, definitely. Yeah.

22:19

I told you, he's got a fever, Brian.

22:24

Did I say something anti-tom radio? More

22:27

medicine. Yeah, I just don't get it. I

22:30

don't understand the... Again, it all comes

22:32

from not digging the whole... It's

22:34

like a very mean-spirited way

22:37

to spend

22:39

an evening. I don't understand it, but I realize

22:42

that if people love this, the

22:45

roast format as a form of comedy,

22:49

it's not for everyone. Have you ever seen the old ones,

22:51

like the real old ones, where it's

22:53

insane, the shit they say? Oh,

22:55

yeah. Like I stuff... I don't

22:57

think they... I bet you if it's on

22:59

Netflix, I think they're going to go to areas you

23:02

would never dream they would go to. Well, those unedited.

23:04

Yeah. I believe it's going to be

23:06

just as shocking as the 70s one, if not more so. Really?

23:10

Yeah, I do. All right. Love to see.

23:13

If you were going to... Q, if you

23:15

were going to go after him with one

23:17

joke, which is the way you'd target? It's

23:19

like, I know where everybody's going to go. I'm going to go

23:21

here. Or

23:25

do you think there's an area you would be like, I'm not going there?

23:28

I'm curious what you would do. I don't think

23:30

there's an area. I think though, if you're going to

23:32

do it, just do it. You know what I mean?

23:35

So you would bring up the jokes about him kissing

23:37

his son and maybe even more explicit? That

23:40

might not be the angle I take,

23:43

but I wouldn't frown upon somebody taking

23:45

that angle. Oh,

23:48

that's so dicey, man. Is the Giselle stuff still

23:50

too new and raw? Oh, I think it's all

23:52

Giselle stuff. All Giselle stuff? I think he welcomes

23:54

it. I bet you that's

23:57

the area he's okay with. I would. Yeah,

24:01

something about a deflated

24:03

football and giselle. There's some parallel there we

24:05

could make. I don't know. Well, you know,

24:07

we there's something to be done there. But

24:10

I bet you most of the roasters up there

24:13

have writers helping them come up with jokes to

24:15

could you imagine if they have his if the

24:17

if his if the producers of

24:19

the show. You're looking for let's

24:21

think outside the box or for people to roast

24:23

Tom Brady. You're like, you know, I'm thinking what

24:25

that guy in comic book man. He

24:28

was funny and I got me and then that they

24:30

asked me to do it and I came in and

24:32

I wouldn't reveal my material and it was nothing mean

24:34

or nasty. Yeah, people

24:36

would love you. You're

24:41

kissing a Tom Brady. I

24:47

have what I would endear myself to the man though, right?

24:51

Yeah, probably. Yeah.

24:54

If you did it so straight faced, it

24:57

would probably be funny like in the middle of it

24:59

all. Like if you just played it completely straight. Like

25:01

if you had like a newer McDonald delivery. Yeah,

25:04

and just cleaned his balls relentlessly.

25:09

I think that's why I went for the last

25:11

five to seven years. Yeah,

25:18

no, I'm not interested in a

25:20

prior will and I would appreciate

25:22

no one emailing me clips or

25:24

letting me know what was said. I

25:26

really want to go radio silent on

25:29

this one. Yeah, ants. Please let me

25:31

live in ignorance of, you

25:33

know, of this particular incident. I would rather

25:36

not know what was said. Even

25:39

if he fucking kills it, even if Brady fucking. Yeah,

25:41

like what if he destroys and like the other comics

25:43

are left in awe. In

25:45

the unlikely event that that happened, I still

25:48

wouldn't want to. Yeah, it's just not

25:50

for me. I mean, now that you

25:52

see the lineup though, it's mostly his contemporaries. It's not

25:54

going to be comics or and thank God it's not

25:56

washed up comics. A lot of times you celebrities will

25:59

get like. comics that are

26:01

not on like you know the A list or B list

26:04

is just kind of like an embarrassing thing all

26:06

around so at least it's like his contemporaries you

26:08

got Jeffrey Ross who's like he's

26:10

a he's a he's

26:13

at every roast like the guy Kevin

26:15

Hart is a funny guy so I

26:17

bet you Kevin Hart's gonna have some

26:19

fucking bombs yeah

26:21

Kevin Hart's very funny he's going to have to like

26:23

especially as the host he's gonna have the best stuff

26:26

you would think so he's gonna have to go for

26:28

the throat that's after

26:30

they let it go after everybody so let's see who

26:32

else is that who else is on this a lot

26:36

of if it's all players I'm not sure how

26:38

that really Belichick's

26:40

gonna do it Wow

26:42

he could join this could be this could be

26:45

the train wreck of train wrecks you

26:47

might have to watch this man yeah so

26:53

yeah they'll go after the other guys the Patrick Mahomes is

26:55

in the I mean how hard

26:58

is it to roast Travis Kelsey at this point yeah

27:01

oh so what you're back in the world right now

27:08

speaking of Travis Kelp

27:10

well speaking of his what's

27:12

Travis Taylor Swift

27:15

Joe Elliott

27:18

Def Leppard the lead

27:20

singer okay I saw he

27:22

he he said in an interview that

27:26

Taylor Swift is bigger

27:29

than the Rolling Stones and

27:31

the Beatles combined at this point

27:33

and I was and I'm like why

27:38

do we have why why does he have to say that

27:40

at this point like what we don't like why do we

27:42

all have to believe it to them when we know it's

27:44

not true like why do you

27:46

have why do we have to just cuz she's

27:48

the most current thing because but it seems like

27:50

such a like fall

27:54

into place she's definitely the biggest and greatest

27:56

thing bigger and better than combined in the

27:58

stones in the beach We know

28:01

it's a ridiculous statement and

28:03

yet this is what Travis Kelsey said. No, this is what

28:05

Joe Elliott of Yeah,

28:07

and I'm just like like

28:10

what kind of like exercises going on here

28:12

that we have to like Say

28:15

these things what the fuck that's the entire

28:17

world bro entire world is

28:19

fucking here's what's what and you better fucking fall

28:21

in line, you know matter how much you disagree

28:23

with it It's just lucky

28:25

that they harbor that we can say Tell

28:28

her Swift may not be bigger than stones

28:30

and beetles combined Yeah,

28:32

but by wood metric though because there might be

28:34

a metric that she is but

28:36

it's just really probably and she definitely

28:39

Earned more touring than than they have

28:41

because of her to ticket prices Well

28:44

ticket prices the fact that the Beatles stopped

28:47

touring after a few years. Yeah, I've been

28:49

going on for but but

28:51

the impact of Of

28:55

the stones and the Beatles combined Take

29:00

to say it with a straight face It's like kind of

29:02

like something weirds going on

29:04

man something weird is going on like

29:06

why why is he being forced to

29:08

say this? When it's so painfully obvious.

29:10

It's not true. I Think

29:14

we're just getting old dude. I think

29:16

that if you ask people

29:18

in their 20s who is a bigger influence Who

29:22

mattered more to them the Beatles or the Rolling Stones

29:24

or Taylor Swift. I don't think it'd be close Yeah,

29:26

I think Taylor Swift would blow them all away. I

29:28

think it's just the new world I

29:30

think in the new world She

29:32

is probably bigger than the Beatles and the

29:34

Rolling Stones put together now. I

29:37

am no hater of I

29:39

don't I don't begrudge her. I just

29:41

find it weird that we had that

29:43

there's this kind of like Line

29:47

you got to get in and everybody's like yep

29:50

She's bigger and better than the Beatles and the

29:52

Stones combined Oh, I don't think that

29:54

everybody's saying she's better than the Beatles in the

29:56

stones. I think bigger is there

29:58

okay? Maybe Yeah, I'm reading

30:00

more into it when he said it was bigger. Okay.

30:04

But I've

30:06

listened to some of the songs recently. Uh,

30:09

Ginnam was playing some of her songs

30:12

perfectly norm what I expect. It's kind

30:14

of sounds like Disney esque music to

30:16

me, like Disney channel. And

30:19

nothing where I've like, but I just don't

30:24

hear something that like is influential

30:29

as like the

30:31

Beatles though, which I don't

30:34

know, like literally changed the face

30:36

of music. Can she make

30:38

that same claim though? Like, or is it just

30:40

sound like the same kind of music that I've

30:42

heard since the,

30:44

since the 2000 started to

30:48

buy you? I

30:50

don't know. I don't know how to answer that because

30:52

I agree. Look, I think he's gone to the God.

30:55

Don, oh, Elliot school of, no, no, no, no,

30:57

no. Quite the opposite. What I was

30:59

about to say was the opposite, which is like, look,

31:01

like I, there's a bunch of

31:04

Taylor Swift that I liked, but like, I

31:06

wouldn't say that she's more influential on the

31:08

history of music than the Beatles. I wouldn't

31:10

say she's better than the Beatles at all.

31:13

I, you know, I don't, you can't say she's bigger. Yeah.

31:15

Big. Yeah. At this point. Okay.

31:18

It's fair. I mean, maybe it was just, maybe I was just

31:20

too quick to the jump. Like

31:22

it kind of like, I was like, come on. That's

31:25

just outlandish. Maybe, maybe

31:28

I think she has the first billion dollar tour in history.

31:31

Yeah. But she's charging is like,

31:34

is she charged like more than what you have to

31:36

pay for on the black bargain for kidneys and shit?

31:38

Well, she's not the aftermarket sellers are. It

31:41

doesn't matter anyway, because as long as we, people

31:43

are willing to pay it, then she's

31:45

not overcharging. But she doesn't get that.

31:47

Like that, like if someone's paying

31:49

a thousand dollars for a ticket, she's not actually getting

31:52

that right. Or more than a thousand dollars. That's

31:55

the aftermarket, right? There's a

31:57

whole, well, there's a shady aftermarket.

32:00

market that

32:02

is basically, there's

32:05

basically like an after, there's like, all right, so

32:07

what they tried to do was there's like, um,

32:09

scalping, which is just people buying these tickets and

32:11

selling them. And then I

32:13

think that ticket master marketplace is

32:15

like in some form or way,

32:17

like a legal way for

32:19

the artist to scalp their own tickets or

32:21

something like that. Like to

32:23

cut scalpers out. I don't understand it,

32:27

but so I do think, I don't think she's getting it

32:29

all, but I, but I do think there's a nice lift

32:31

to that goes her

32:33

way as well. She wasn't very vocal

32:35

about that kind of stuff either. Like every once in

32:37

a while, like say a Pearl Jam or Rage Against

32:39

the Machine, they get all pissy because of these

32:42

aftermarket sellers. So they like go out of their

32:44

way to make sure that they can't do it

32:47

or they price the ticket really low or something

32:49

like that. Yeah, she

32:51

does that thing where she, where she, where

32:53

she saves the front rows for real fans

32:55

and brings them from the top down to

32:57

the front. And she, whatever city she does

32:59

a concert in, she does a lot of

33:01

charity work there. Yeah. And she, she comes in,

33:03

she, I think really she's just

33:06

like kind of this force for good. And I

33:08

do want to lay a little caveat to this.

33:10

I do not want anybody upset. I'm not saying

33:12

like, I know that her fans are fucking like

33:15

a rabbit dogs and

33:17

I am not in no way saying

33:19

that, you know, that she doesn't

33:21

deserve every bit of her success. She absolutely

33:24

does. But I just found it strange though,

33:26

that like, it almost like a

33:28

hypnotizing way that like, you

33:31

have to say that she's, she's all like

33:33

literally, well, it's, it's Jesus and then Taylor

33:36

Swift in terms of how big people are

33:38

right now. And I guess Lennon said

33:40

the same thing back in the, in the sixties. All right.

33:42

And he got some flack for it, but

33:45

yeah. As of

33:47

2022, Taylor Swift says, take ticket master

33:49

fiasco pisses her off. It's

33:51

excruciating for her to just watch mistakes

33:53

happen. And

33:56

I guess, yeah,

33:58

she's mad that that

34:01

scalpers are able to do this. Do you

34:03

think the people who are the most rabid

34:06

of rabid Swifties, do

34:08

you think they grow out of it at a

34:10

certain point? Or do you think this is a

34:12

lifelong devotion to like chasing

34:15

down anybody and destroying anybody who may

34:17

say something negative about a... I'm talking

34:19

about the most rabid ones. I'm not

34:21

all Swifties are like that. Please, dear

34:23

God, please. I don't want anybody coming

34:25

after me. I'm

34:27

a walk apology tour. But

34:30

you know, I mean, I've read on a radio that

34:32

there's some... The mentally ill ones? That the sub Swifties

34:34

are pretty intense. Do

34:37

you think that that's something that they move on

34:39

to a different artist or do you think their

34:41

devotion is for life? Even

34:44

when she's in her 50s? Yeah,

34:47

I think she's got a hook in a lot

34:49

of people for a long time. Or is it

34:53

like any number of boy bands where it's like

34:55

they have that peak and then they come

34:58

down to where nobody's listening to them, but then they

35:00

come back again because of nostalgia, because

35:02

all these old ladies are like, oh,

35:04

I remember Joey Fraton back in the day.

35:08

You don't think she'll get into the Madonna

35:10

range of... At a certain point

35:12

when she gets to the Madonna age, she'll

35:14

become the Madonna of her time though,

35:16

where it's just not the same level

35:19

of interest by the public, the media,

35:21

and maybe even the fan base. Or

35:23

no, you don't think... Madonna's selling

35:26

out Madison Square Garden in minutes.

35:29

Okay, but does she

35:32

have any

35:34

kind of fan

35:37

base that's going to do what the Swifties

35:40

are reportedly

35:42

doing? Does she have

35:44

that kind of like, Svenguli kind

35:46

of spell? I'm

35:50

sure she does. It's an arc,

35:52

it's like Brian said, there's an arc to a career,

35:54

right? One

35:57

day Taylor will be... I mean, look at Alanis

35:59

Morissette, remember how fucking... and big

36:01

she was. Like she

36:03

was everywhere. Linus Morissette. Oh yeah, yeah.

36:05

Linus Morissette. And now like, yeah, you

36:07

don't really hear about Linus Morissette much

36:09

anymore, but I guarantee there, but

36:12

she's still putting out albums and she still goes on

36:14

tour. She still has fans. What

36:16

about before Taylor Swift, wasn't it

36:18

Beyonce? Was the like, was

36:21

the queen of entertainment?

36:23

I mean, I just, I just really would like

36:25

to clarify that you're talking to a 48 year

36:27

old guy who doesn't fucking know. Like

36:29

I don't, everything I'm saying is just like, To me

36:32

you're like 20. To

36:34

me you're like, you're totally 20 in my

36:36

eyes. I'm not an expert in any way.

36:38

Like I'm just like looking and seeing what

36:40

I see. Like I don't know shit. I

36:43

think Beyonce is another one that's like kind

36:45

of floats above the general rules. Right.

36:48

But she's kind of, but she's kind of has to

36:50

look up at Taylor now, right? Well

36:53

she's won the most Grammys out of any

36:55

artist in the history of the Grammys. So

36:57

what metric are we looking at these people?

36:59

You know what I'm saying? Right. But do

37:01

you think that Taylor as a clipster or

37:04

do you want, or are you, but you're not like the answer to that question. I

37:07

think Taylor has a clips

37:09

Beyonce. I don't, I think that

37:11

would probably bother Beyonce. Yeah,

37:14

I do. I do.

37:17

Yeah. But if

37:20

Beyonce, if I was Beyonce,

37:22

I don't give a fuck. I'd be like,

37:24

I'm Beyonce. Number two is fine, right? Number

37:26

two is a great position. Yeah.

37:28

I would be like, I'm not even number two

37:31

on Beyonce. Like go fuck yourself. Like, you know

37:33

what I mean? That's, I think I would be

37:35

comfortable saying that. Yeah. Like you're going by one

37:37

name. You're okay. You're doing all

37:39

right. Although I don't know what about get

37:41

him? Well, he's got three. Oh yeah. You

37:44

have Steve Dave. Or get him Steve Dave. Yeah. Yeah.

37:48

I don't

37:50

know. That's interesting. Joe Elliott

37:54

would say something. He probably just wants to become more relevant,

37:56

right? Like if he says something nice about that. I don't

37:58

think, I don't think that's how it works. No. No.

38:03

I don't think you just become more relevant, like all the Swifties

38:05

are gonna go fucking go buy Def Leppard albums. Go buy a

38:07

whole Def Leppard shit? I don't think so. Well they got the

38:10

ballads and stuff, they used to be hard rocking, like on through

38:12

the night back in the 80s. Oh,

38:14

the Leppard? Yeah, Def Leppard. Oh yeah, well

38:16

they got, I mean, they had their time,

38:18

you know. Nothing lasts forever,

38:20

not even Swifties will

38:23

last forever. I really

38:25

want this to blow up and get on

38:27

like TMZ or stuff, you know, like three

38:29

podcasters shit. I mean, not the last forever,

38:31

I mean, it's not saying something that's outlandish,

38:33

I mean, somebody will eclipse

38:35

her at some point. Somebody will, she will be

38:38

eclipsed by somebody else, just like every other

38:40

artist, just like Elvis was eclipsed, just like to

38:42

be, it's just the nature

38:44

of history, you can just look back on it

38:46

and see it. Sure. That's

38:48

not a thing. But that doesn't mean that her

38:50

career won't continue to be seismic. Absolutely.

38:53

Yeah, it always will be. Yeah.

38:56

Yeah. Well, it made me think

38:58

about it where you were saying, does every generation

39:00

need something like this? Need

39:03

like the one huge act, whether it

39:05

be the Beatles or whether it be

39:07

Madonna or you know. I

39:09

think there's always somebody has to fill that

39:12

spot as the hugest thing in

39:15

music. Somebody's got to fill

39:17

a group of single artists. That's

39:20

my theory. And this is

39:22

these decisions are made by business people, you think? No,

39:26

I think the people, it's

39:28

one of the few

39:31

things that people have a

39:33

real say in, you know,

39:35

rising to the top. I

39:38

think they vote with what they want to

39:40

listen to. Can't

39:43

stop that. No. It

39:45

does speak to the power of little

39:47

girls too, like that's

39:50

who Swifties are, basically, like girls between

39:52

the ages. And

39:55

you know, eight and 20 and 25, somewhere

39:58

in there, like Troy's daughter went. Yeah.

40:00

It's a Swiftee concert and she would like, she'd think

40:02

she got dressed up and she was, you know, college

40:04

age. Mm-hmm. And she got all dressed

40:06

up and everybody else is dressed up. Like, that's a

40:08

big thing now, like, when they go see, when

40:11

women and girls go see the performers that

40:13

they like, they like to dress up, like,

40:15

as the person or in what, like, I

40:17

guess, Erin. Well. The Erin's tour, like, there's

40:19

all different outfits that she wore during her

40:21

tour. Right. So people would dress up in

40:23

different costumes. Well, you didn't notice that I

40:25

didn't wear sweatpants and went to see Ace?

40:28

Well, what were you wearing? You weren't wearing jeans.

40:30

I know that much. I put on my black, I put

40:33

on my black cargo pants. I didn't. I didn't. I meant

40:35

to get, because we were in the office and I meant

40:37

to say something and then I fucking forgot. Yeah. Yeah, so

40:39

I got dressed up too. Yeah. Hey,

40:42

do you remember when you used to wear cargo pants all the time?

40:47

You'll go fucking see Ace, frilly and

40:49

fucking sweatpants. I

40:52

didn't. I put on my respectable jeans. Yeah,

40:55

I think it doesn't, it just makes

40:57

it more fun to get dressed up

40:59

and go to the concert. No? Does

41:03

it? So there's a line

41:05

for me. It's like, it's

41:07

like real pants. That line is cargo

41:09

pants. And that's it. Like anything else, it's just too

41:11

much, it's just too much weight for me to fucking

41:13

carry if I got to fucking also

41:16

put on a collared shirt or something. But

41:18

think about it though. But think about what

41:20

you just said. You basically dress

41:22

up for the concert to the

41:25

best of your ability. You went to the limit for

41:27

Ace. I did. So

41:29

that's what these girls are doing. Their limit's just a little

41:31

bit past yours is all. Yep. But it's the

41:33

same fervor. It's the same fucking need

41:35

to be in those cargo pants in front of Ace, you know

41:37

what I mean? It's

41:41

just your version of it. I think it's

41:43

beautiful. Could Ace Fraley write the greatest album

41:46

of all time and release it and eclipse

41:48

Taylor Swift? Is it

41:50

possible or is it just like no, he has to

41:52

sell. Those Taylor Swift's link it? You literally have to

41:54

sell his soul to the devil for that to happen.

41:58

Like is there a chance that a guy... like,

42:00

A. S. Raley could just pen

42:02

the fucking greatest album

42:06

in mankind's history and

42:09

could it eclipse her

42:11

popularity just for a month or two? Or

42:14

is that sure? Seventy-four.

42:17

I mean, anything's possible. Why

42:20

not? I'd

42:22

love to see it. I would too. Or

42:25

if they had fucking the most unlikely

42:28

duet, you know? How pissed

42:30

is Gene Simmons if they pull it off?

42:33

Like if A's just rockets to the top,

42:36

Gene can't take it, right? I

42:38

think there's three people in that band that can't take

42:40

it. We

42:45

were talking about football before and I talked, Sage

42:47

had a bet. She knows

42:50

how to bet now. But

42:53

I was wondering if I'm doing it the right way because

42:55

we play Uno. I can't imagine. This

42:58

is leading into a fucking ad? Oh

43:00

no, it's not. It's not. I was

43:02

going to say. I can't imagine that

43:05

whatever that fucking site is that pays

43:07

us, it wants a lead-in of

43:10

you teaching a minor how

43:12

to bet. Yeah. And not only that,

43:14

she keeps losing. No,

43:17

she likes to play, we like to play

43:19

Uno so I challenge her all the time. And

43:21

then the other day she wanted to order dinner.

43:23

She loves ordering dinner. She loves cheeseburgers from this

43:25

one place. So

43:27

I said, all right, we'll have a bet. She

43:29

said, what's that? And I said, well, it's

43:32

basically what a

43:34

bet is. And I said, if I win, Rosie,

43:37

Mary Beth has to make dinner just like any

43:39

other night. But if you

43:41

win, you can order. And

43:44

so she said, okay. And

43:46

then it turned into if either

43:48

Mary Beth or Sage wins, we

43:51

get to order. So it's now two against

43:53

three. Statistically, the odds are stacked against me.

43:57

I win three games the first time. And

44:00

I'm like, sorry, but you know, she has to

44:02

make dinner. And then we played again yesterday and

44:04

I won again. Now

44:06

statistically, now this should not be happening. I

44:09

shouldn't be winning this much, like, especially putting

44:11

me against both of them. And

44:13

I almost threw the game for yesterday. And then I

44:15

was like, you know what? Let

44:18

her learn. Let her learn.

44:20

Cause eventually what's going to happen is I'm going to

44:22

start losing all these games in a row and

44:24

we're going to be ordering like crazy. So she'll, her day

44:26

will come. But I was wondering, is that,

44:29

is that setting a bad example if I, if I throw

44:31

the game to, uh, to let her

44:33

win? Or

44:35

does she need to learn to see in

44:39

a world where I felt

44:42

a little bad for her. That that defeat is

44:44

just around the corner for all of us. Is

44:47

there like why on earth, why

44:50

do you want to like teachers

44:52

that, uh, like you can

44:55

make at least at home, like it's her

44:57

win. I don't know. I don't know. She's

44:59

been winning her whole fucking life. This kid,

45:01

you know, everybody

45:04

likes her. Everything turns up.

45:06

Well, did she get bit or something like that? She

45:09

did. That girl didn't seem to like her. You're the one

45:11

who bit her. Yeah. We ever talked

45:13

about that. Did we talk about that

45:15

on the show? Q? No, what happens? She got bit.

45:17

Yeah. She was at school. Well, she wasn't at school.

45:19

Like they go out on Tuesdays and Thursdays. They go

45:21

out to like a work site and

45:24

they do little tasks and jobs that

45:26

they're assigned. So she

45:28

was at lunch and she got catch up on

45:30

her pants and this other girl kept like touching

45:32

the catch up spot on her pants and

45:35

she told the, from what this one I was told, uh,

45:38

she asked her like, can you stop that? And

45:40

the girl freaked out and bit her on the

45:42

chest. And, uh, it

45:44

was a nasty bite too. Like I saw it and

45:47

it was a

45:50

friend of hers. So many, she's been going

45:52

to school with since, you know, probably fifth

45:54

grade. But just

45:56

in that moment, didn't want to

45:58

be told not to touch the catch up stain. And

46:01

then the school won't tell you anything about it either. You're like,

46:03

well, who did it? They're like, well, we can't say. And

46:06

we knew who did it because Sage told us. And

46:09

then we talked to the mom of the girl who did it and

46:11

she was like, they wouldn't tell me who she bit. Why

46:14

do you think that is? I asked Rupert and

46:16

he said that like, they're not allowed to say

46:19

shit about anybody at school. Like

46:21

even if somebody assaults your child, they won't tell you

46:23

who did it. They won't tell you who did it.

46:25

Yeah. I found that to be pretty surprising.

46:28

That's shocking. Yeah. I

46:31

guess it has to be like a newsworthy story that has

46:33

a viral video that goes along with it and then you

46:35

get to find out. But otherwise,

46:37

yeah, they, they

46:39

would not say anything about it. I

46:42

thought it was strange. So did her

46:44

and a friend make up? Is this? They

46:47

made up. Yeah. They, they made up

46:49

and their buddies again. But

46:51

then all as well, that ends well. Yeah. It's

46:54

the same school that like, you know,

46:56

like they're like, keep

47:00

hammering home. Is that her snoring? They

47:04

keep hammering at like, you know, Sage feeling

47:06

safe at school with the other stuff with

47:08

the like, you know, the ghosts under the

47:10

bed and all the other bullshit that she was

47:12

talking. And the

47:14

question was like, well, how is she supposed

47:17

to feel safe at school if people are attacking and biting her?

47:19

And she was like, she was like, no, no, she's safe there.

47:21

It's like, no, she's not. She

47:23

is not by definition. She's not. She's

47:26

just got a passion. Yeah. But you

47:28

want to be, you want to be careful. Look, you know, if Sage goes in and

47:30

tells school that, you know, you're fucking betting

47:34

and taking her and making her lose, you

47:36

know, four straight times, they could turn the

47:38

tables on you. That's true.

47:41

She'd be abused at home by a fight betting. But

47:43

they want to know everything. They want to know if you have guns in

47:45

the house. Well, they, they

47:47

can ask you those questions. Yeah, they can ask you.

47:49

They can't tell you, they can't tell you who bit

47:51

her, but they can. They can tell you better. Yeah.

47:55

Wow. Yeah. I thought

47:57

that was, I thought that was strange.

48:00

I went back based on a conversation

48:02

we had last week and re-watched the

48:04

newer Planet of the Apes to get

48:06

ready for the new one,

48:09

the fourth one that's coming out. Dude,

48:12

how could the old Planet of the Apes be better than

48:14

these? Every

48:16

one of these were fucking great, those

48:19

three. They were really good, but are

48:21

you familiar with the old ones too or no? Anytime

48:24

I've seen the old ones, I always just thought

48:27

they were kind of corny, but man, these

48:30

were fucking excellent, man. I forgot how good for

48:32

war for the Planet of the Apes was, man,

48:34

it was unbelievable. They are really good, but

48:37

are you sure you gave the originals a fair

48:39

shot, a fair shake, that you're like, these are

48:41

corny? There was no corn in

48:43

any of those movies. Isn't

48:46

he kissing a monkey in one? I don't know.

48:50

What, you mean Taylor, kissing zero? I

48:54

mean, that's always what I remember as a kid

48:56

watching that. That was progressive for its time. Why,

48:59

he's kissing an animal. All right. I

49:08

agree with you. Those

49:10

new eight movies I feel are

49:12

criminally underrated in

49:15

terms of giving

49:17

respect to the original franchise

49:20

and really not disrespecting

49:23

or doing anything, but

49:27

honoring the original and really

49:29

elevating the new stuff. And

49:31

they don't get a lot of credit for that. They're kind of

49:33

forgotten those movies. I

49:35

don't, that's the reason I brought it up because

49:38

I was like, I can't believe these aren't talked

49:40

about more. The third one is amazing.

49:43

More of a prison break movie than

49:45

fucking anything. I was like,

49:47

you're spending more than half the movie in a

49:50

prison. I was like, this is fucking

49:52

unbelievable. Dude, I was so, and I had seen it

49:54

before, and I was

49:56

so fucking into it that I was just

49:58

like on the edge of my seat, like. It like whole

50:00

you know, I was getting worried and stuff like that. I'd seen the

50:02

movie I it was blown fucking away

50:04

and I was like, I can't see how the

50:07

originals are better than this I

50:09

can't well, I think you've got to sit

50:11

down and watch him and give him a give him a

50:13

fair shot there I mean you can't Deny

50:16

that the original has the most

50:19

shocking M-light

50:22

shimani ending ever When

50:26

you know in the Statue of Liberty, I mean

50:28

no one saw that shit coming that was that

50:30

was the granddaddy of M. Shite Milan That

50:37

was the guy who like, you know They

50:40

did it first and they did it I don't know if there's

50:42

been a more like shocking ending or

50:44

like twist ending like gut punch than

50:47

that Statue of Liberty Nobody

50:49

saw that coming. I bet you I bet you people were

50:51

like Katonic in

50:54

the theater as the credits rolled with

50:56

that fucking After seeing

50:58

that when they didn't know about it pre-internet, you know,

51:01

you walked in you saw that that had to be

51:04

like Chilling. Yeah,

51:06

you're right. I could see it. How many how many

51:08

eight movies are there five in

51:11

the original run five five and They're

51:13

all good or lies watch. I I

51:15

think the first one is a masterpiece

51:17

I think the second one is so

51:19

strange that you'll love it. It's so

51:21

weird Charlton Heston

51:23

didn't want to do it. And so

51:25

he only is in it for a couple moments of the film

51:28

and they get a look Like go astronaut

51:30

to come in and not that it kind of

51:32

looks like him a younger version of him He's

51:34

not playing Heston in the movie, but it's another

51:36

handsome guy that hooks up with Nova the the

51:40

Savage chick Nova and escape is just what

51:43

the most underrated of them all where they

51:45

come to the present time Where

51:48

I gotta watch him. I gotta watch it Right.

51:51

They blow up the world and yet the end

51:53

of us beneath the planet. He if they literally

51:55

blow it up But date but the monkeys take

51:57

a Z take a rocket ship and go back

52:00

in time just as the earth blows up to

52:02

our time. The

52:05

science fiction is

52:07

on like if you love comics you

52:10

will fall in love with these movies. They are

52:13

the first I believe walking,

52:16

talking motion pictures for comic book

52:18

geeks. They are. They are

52:20

really well done. They are slower though. I am going to cop

52:22

to that. I

52:26

know you are 20 but you have to try

52:29

to have some patience you bit

52:31

per snapper because they

52:34

don't have the same level of like

52:38

kinetic fucking energy and fuck something

52:40

is happening at all times. They

52:42

make you, they pace it out. They

52:45

pace it out. And conquest is great too.

52:48

That is the third. That is the fourth one and the

52:50

last one is not that great. It is called Battle

52:52

for the Planet of the Apes and

52:55

the budget was fucking like

52:57

the cut by a third. They

53:00

got the makeups not good on all the

53:02

apes in the background. You can see the rubber masks

53:04

and they didn't

53:06

have the same level of budget to do

53:08

it and they kind of like phoned it in. But

53:11

one through four I dig. What

53:13

about the TV show? I love the TV show

53:16

but I may only love it because I grew

53:18

up on it and may have a side soft

53:21

spot for it that I am neglecting

53:23

that it wasn't that great because I love

53:25

it because I remember growing up on it.

53:28

And where does it take place in the timeline?

53:30

Because I think the TV show is really my

53:32

only growing up was my only real aside from

53:35

seeing the first movie at some point. They

53:38

basically just take the concept. Yeah,

53:40

an astronaut went into the past.

53:42

Two astronauts go into the past.

53:44

They wind up in the future

53:46

and they are trying to figure shit

53:48

out. But there is no reboot.

53:51

Yeah, basically. Yeah. Okay,

53:54

okay. All right, well thank you for the history

53:56

lesson on it. I'm

53:58

going to watch. first one tonight. It's

54:01

good. I mean, and also, you know, you got

54:03

to think back to that the era was released

54:05

with the civil rights and everything and it was,

54:08

it was like playing

54:10

on two different levels. They were making statements that,

54:15

you know, were

54:18

very deep and

54:20

of its time and but

54:22

using the role of man

54:25

and apes for, you know, the

54:27

current world events, you know, the

54:29

parallels. Right. Heston's

54:32

the bomb. You

54:35

know, Heston, you gotta love

54:37

Charlton Heston, right? Yeah, you know,

54:39

I don't have that love from that. Well,

54:41

what is Charlton Heston's big hits besides apes?

54:46

Earthquake? The

54:49

Omega Man? Omega Man,

54:52

right, right. Was that not Bible movie?

54:54

Oh yeah, Ben. Oh yeah, the Ten

54:56

Commandments? That's the, he's a fucking, oh

54:59

my gosh, man. Everybody wants to

55:01

fucking get with fucking

55:03

Heston after the Ten Commandments. Who

55:06

was he, Moses? He was

55:08

like the first action hero,

55:10

man. Yeah, I get it and

55:13

I understand his place in history, but I

55:15

don't think I've ever been like, yeah, Heston's

55:17

my man type of thing. Like Eastwood, I

55:19

would say is more my

55:21

type than Heston. I'm

55:23

gonna call it right here right now. If BQ

55:26

is gonna have chills up

55:28

and down his back when Heston

55:30

fucking delivers the fucking line, especially after you give

55:32

it, you watch the whole movie when he goes,

55:34

get your fucking damn dirty

55:36

paws off me, damn dirty ape. I'm sure

55:38

he said damn dirty. He didn't say it

55:40

twice. I didn't say fuck yeah. I

55:47

don't know about it. It's delivered

55:49

so well. He should have got the Academy for that.

55:53

Really? Just that line here. So

55:56

well done. Great, great stuff.

55:58

All right, I'm gonna, I

56:01

mean these three were so good I'm gonna jump back in.

56:03

I'll give it a shot. I'll give it a shot When's

56:06

the new one come out? next week

56:11

I'll be here next week. Oh, I'll

56:13

definitely be there man between that and the fall

56:15

guy you guys I can't wait for the fucking

56:17

fall guy man I feel like they're like starting

56:19

to make movies kind of fun again Like I

56:21

look at that fall guy trail and I'm like,

56:23

all right This looks like I shut my brain

56:25

off and fucking watch some funny shit for a

56:27

couple hours Did you

56:29

watch the show When

56:31

I was a kid, yeah that I did watch I did not watch I

56:33

don't have any Experience with the fall

56:36

guy. So maybe that's why it kind of

56:38

like goes over my head. I

56:40

have no excitement Oh, I

56:42

don't have any reverence for it. I'm not like,

56:44

let's see what Easter they get this movie I

56:46

literally like I just I watch that trailer and

56:49

I'm like this looks like they're having so much

56:51

fun in this movie That's what

56:53

I want to say. Yeah, I don't care about

56:55

although It's not a bad idea for a TV

56:57

show a guy who's a stuntman who at night

56:59

is a private detective I mean that sounds like

57:01

a pretty good fucking setup to me. Yeah, you

57:03

know We

57:06

mentioned him. Yeah, he was the agent. Yeah,

57:08

he's in this too. I guess he makes

57:10

a cameo After

57:13

leaving the business one year earlier battle scarred

57:15

stuntman cult fever springs back into action when

57:18

the star of a big studio movie suddenly

57:20

disappears All

57:22

right, it's a two-hour and five-minute comedy

57:25

that's long are you worried

57:27

at a comedy No,

57:30

I like I'm excited that it's a comedy. Yeah, that's what

57:32

I mean. I just want to have fucking fun You

57:34

know what I mean? Give me good. Give me

57:37

goofy fun. No lessons. I don't want to learn

57:39

any lessons in the fall guy I just wanna

57:41

I just want to watch an idiot blunder

57:43

through a case like that's all I want.

57:45

Did you catch doing too? No,

57:49

I didn't know okay the first doing I didn't really hit with

57:51

me I thought it was good. Yeah, I thought

57:53

the second one was good,

57:55

too Yeah, you're

57:59

not I

58:01

would not use the word fun to

58:03

describe them though. They're pretty bleak and

58:06

super serious and super grim.

58:09

But I like that too. Yeah,

58:12

I'm into that. I'm

58:15

in the mood to sink my teeth into nonsense.

58:17

I hear you. You're a

58:20

Ryan Gosling fan? I

58:23

mean he's yet to let me down from

58:25

the fucking notebook all the way up. Actually I

58:27

didn't like La La Land that much, but aside

58:29

from that, the

58:31

guy has yet to let me down. He's my favorite part

58:33

of Barbie, so I'm fucking in. Yeah, he was

58:36

good in Barbie. He was

58:38

so good in Barbie. He was just like, how does

58:40

a guy have this much talent? It's crazy. Bastard.

58:43

And at first I'm trying to convince myself that those

58:45

were not his real abs. Oh,

58:48

those are his abs? I know. Yeah.

58:50

It can't be. They're his fucking abs.

58:52

It can't be. I

58:56

was told the other day that

58:58

I was putting Mary Beth off because

59:00

I was paying attention to her. I

59:03

decided like, because a lot of times I

59:05

find myself not listening to what she's saying

59:08

because she tends to babble about shit. So

59:10

I'm like, all right, you know what? I'm going to start listening because a

59:13

lot of times I get caught where she's like, you know what? I'm

59:16

like, what? What are you talking about?

59:18

Yeah. And so

59:21

I paid attention to her the other day and she goes,

59:23

stop. I go, what

59:25

do you mean stop? And she goes, just don't look

59:27

at me when I'm talking to you like that. And

59:29

I was like, what? I'm paying attention. She goes, I know I'm not

59:31

used to it. I

59:34

actually put her off because

59:36

I was making a determined

59:39

effort to listen to her. What was the

59:41

conversation that you were paying attention to? It

59:44

was something about her mom. I

59:47

don't recall what it was. Was it frivolous or was it important? It

59:49

always is. She's the one that she likes to babble

59:52

in just like she's a little bit more than she

59:55

just likes. It's almost like she's talking to

59:57

herself, but you happen to be in the

59:59

room. So you're held accountable. Dude, I think

1:00:01

you married Pam. Oh, you would think?

1:00:03

Yeah, you could be more on the

1:00:05

honey. Well,

1:00:07

as we learned last week, I sucked

1:00:09

on both of them too. You

1:00:12

would. I mean, Freud, what's that guy?

1:00:15

Oh, Freud. Freud, you would be his

1:00:17

prize fucking study. I

1:00:19

think, yeah, I think he'd have a field day with you. We'd

1:00:21

be home together talking about moms. Yeah,

1:00:26

I think you're right. What'd

1:00:29

you say, Ken? What's the solution here? If you can't

1:00:31

win listening and you can't win not listening. I

1:00:34

would not listen then. It's the... It's

1:00:37

a win-win. It's a win-win resistance, right? I

1:00:39

guess so. Just don't listen. I'm

1:00:42

not going to be quizzed on any of this shit anyway,

1:00:44

so it doesn't really matter. But

1:00:47

what if you were to institute... Not institute,

1:00:49

what if you were to start a deep

1:00:51

conversation? What if it was like paying

1:00:54

attention isn't just about listening to a rattle about a

1:00:56

mom, but like asking her

1:00:58

opinions on world events and

1:01:01

philosophical leaning. You would not

1:01:03

know a goddamn thing about world events. Julie

1:01:06

knows what I walk around the house yelling about. That's

1:01:14

where she gets all her news. You're

1:01:17

like the town crier. Can

1:01:20

you believe this shit? It

1:01:30

does sound very much like you're still in the honeymoon

1:01:32

period. What do you got going

1:01:34

on Q? You

1:01:42

got anything of any good? Anything

1:01:45

happen last week or anything you're looking forward to

1:01:48

coming up? We're

1:01:50

really just over the planet apes and fall guys. We

1:01:54

got the radio city, got

1:01:56

this, that, the other thing.

1:02:00

Really, man. I'm just, you know, in

1:02:02

that thing where my head's down and I'm working,

1:02:04

you know, there's really no time for love, as

1:02:07

they say. Hmm. Said.

1:02:10

Yeah, it's tough. Yeah. We got, sounds

1:02:13

like we're, all three of us are struggling for

1:02:15

a worthy

1:02:18

podcast fucking discussion.

1:02:20

I gotta do something. I just gotta do something. I

1:02:23

gotta talk about it. Well, we will

1:02:25

talk about Radio City next

1:02:27

week. Well, I mean, yes, be cute. We could

1:02:29

stretch it out a week. How could we talk,

1:02:31

wait, we sat in the audience and watched? I

1:02:33

mean. I'm hoping I get attacked outside radio. Something

1:02:35

to talk about. Yeah. Some panhandler

1:02:37

hits me over the head, whatever. You

1:02:40

guys. Okay. Alright. There's so much to talk

1:02:42

about. How could you feel that way? Okay,

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I guess that's it then. Yeah, well now

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we're off to, yeah, now we're off to

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meet, we're gonna work on more of Bright

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Rides right after we sign off here. Yeah,

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no, don't worry. Alright. I won't reveal

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it. Yeah. So, can

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I say, tell them Steve Dave, I mean. Yeah,

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I guess. I guess. That's usually what comes next. Tell

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them Steve Dave. We're sorry.