BONUS EPISODE!! We have the most fun chatting and gossiping with viral instagram star @Laguna_Biotch! We spill possibly the hottest tea to date on this episode so you do not want to miss it!

LC IS 32 TODAY SO WE TOOK A BROWNIE BREAK (Ep. 33)

Feb 1st, 2018 33m 51s

It wasn't her birthday when we recorded this but TODAY IS! HBD LC!! We talk very little about the episode in this one and take a minute to discuss so very real and sad news in Hallie's life. But life is short so we have some fun and take a brow

I WOULD 100% RATHER FUCK A GRILLED CHEESE (Ep. 32)

Dec 23rd, 2017 1h 2m

YA'LL! WE HAVE A GUEST THIS WEEK!! Join us as ridiculousness ensues with HANNAH ASHCRAFT this week! We talk way too much and we are not sorry! Brody is a god, Spencer is a douche, and we three ladies are the best! So much happens, so many peopl

HALLIE HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO LIVES IN A SPACE HOUSE! (Ep. 31)

Dec 14th, 2017 45m 27s

Hey guys! I REMEMBERED TO POST OUR EPISODE THIS WEEK! Honestly it's kind of a boring episode but we made it fun! Hallie hooked up with a grown ass man and Dana has some cheek kissing debacles! Tune in and hear all the drammmmmaaaaa!

THE ONE WHERE DANA SINGS A SONG ABOUT BRODY (Ep. 30)

Dec 1st, 2017 37m 42s

This week we once again get VERY distracted but we are also still adorable and fun. So it's a win/win. We do NOT understand why people keep trusting interns so much and we are HOT for BJ... that's Brody Jenner, pervs. We also are NOT THERE for

WE GOT TEN PIECES OF ADVICE, SO LISTEN UP! (Ep. 29)

Nov 16th, 2017 43m 1s

This week j'errrr gurllz drop all kinds of life advice and we may be biased but we think it is all great!! We get a little heated about our hatred of a different man this week, Tr*mp, and we are NOT SORRY! Also, in a fun plot twist we talk abou

LAUREN DIDN'T GO TO PARIS SO WE ARE! (Ep. 28)

Nov 9th, 2017 30m 48s

GUYS!! IT IS THE SEASON 1 FINALE AND WE. ARE. ANGRY! Ya'll know how this ends- Lauren is an idiot and we have the feels about it. We hate Jason, we LOVE Florence Italy, and most importantly we love YOU! Thanks for sticking with us this far and

HALLIE AND DANA SEARCHING FOR D... (Ep. 27)

Nov 3rd, 2017 36m 17s

WHOA WHOA WHOA GUYS! Hallie and Dana FINALLY went out together so now you get to hear about it and judge us! We also watch the final moments of Heidi and garbage human Jordan's relationship and comment on how perception and reality are V differ

THERE IS NOTHING LESS ATTRACTIVE THAN JEALOUSY (Ep. 26)

Oct 20th, 2017 43m 44s

GUYS WE STILL FREAKING HATE JASON!!! So much happens on this episode- Hallie discusses a lot about her past relationship (again) and sips on some hot tea. Dana and Hallie also become best friends via pinky promise. SUBSCRIBE AND REVIEW BBs!!!

WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE HILLS DOGS?! (Ep. 25)

Oct 13th, 2017 31m 37s

HAPPY 25TH EPISODE TLC BABIES!!!! This week Hallie dishes about the ROUGH drama she is enduring in life and then watched Jason be a grade A d-bag and feels better about it. Also, Heidi gets a puppy for approximately 5 seconds. Its great and awf

SIX MONTHS IS NOT AN ANNIVERSARY, IT'S BARELY AN ACCOMPLISHMENT! (Ep. 24)

Oct 5th, 2017 35m 55s

We are red hot with anger toward JASON this week! We also get news of the arrival of SPEIDI'S BABY!! We've got opinions and you'll here them this week! SUBSCRIBE AND REVIEW!!! **Theme song by REPO**

WE HAVE HUNTER & GATHERER VAGINAS (Ep. 23)

Sep 22nd, 2017 32m 41s

IT'S JASON'S BIRTHDAY... UGH!! We chat about how bad we are at dating, trying to get Dana laid, how much golfing sucks, and most importantly HOW AWFUL JASON IS!! Tune in to hear all of our reallllly interesting thoughts and stories! **Theme son

ARE OUR PARENTS GONNA BE BEST FRIENDS?! I THINK SO! (Ep. 22)

Sep 15th, 2017 32m 35s

Dana and Hallie dive into HOW MUCH WE LOVE/HATE/LOATHE JASON! This is an episode for the fuckboy haters and we are on board with it! Get ready to be pissed off but also swooning! **Theme song by REPO**

WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THEY DO IN THE MAIL ROOM? HAVE YOU EVER SENT MAIL?! (Ep. 21)

Sep 8th, 2017 24m 18s

This week we see Heidi crash and burn at her new job, much to our delight! We also see far too much of Heidi's annoying boyfriend and watch as Lauren gets sent cross country for errands, which is V rude. Listen to all the nostalgia and judgemen

I WANT MINIMAL EFFORT AND MAXIMUM RESULT (Ep. 20)

Sep 1st, 2017 28m 32s

This week on TLC we watch as Heidi contemplates dropping out of school to get her "dream job" and DRAG HER ABOUT IT! We also see LC get a little salty about the whole ordeal and we kind of love it. Also, Jordan is a total fuckboy. *Theme song b

SO MANY GOOD PEOPLE, SO MANY SHITTY PEOPLE (Ep. 19)

Aug 24th, 2017 30m 51s

IT'S HERE!! THE FIRST EPISODE OF THE HILLS!! Dana and Hallie chat about all the new drama and new characters that this new show brings- some good and some shitty! Get excited to start this wild ride called The Hills! *New theme song by REPO!*

GOODBYE LAGUNA, HELLO DANA! (Ep. 18)

Aug 17th, 2017 34m 38s

IT'S THE LAST EPISODE OF LAGUNA PEOPLE!! On this weeks episode we say goodbye to Laguna and introduce NEW CO-HOST DANA BIRCH!! We discuss saying goodbye, boys, and the fate of Laguna Beachers, while also learning about our new permanent co-host

I WISH THIS IS JUST WHERE SHE ENDED IT! (Ep. 17)

Aug 4th, 2017 49m 44s

Hallie Meunier is joined by guest co-host and Laguna Beach enthusiast Casey Hall!! Get ready for Lauren Conrad to finally DRAG Jason! We respect her standing up to what a dick he is and we LET IT BE KNOWN! Get ready for all the drama on this we

GUYS, HAIR WAS HARD BACK THEN! (Ep. 16)

Jul 28th, 2017 47m 4s

Hallie is back with special guest co-host, funny lady, and fashion expert Alissa Skeen! On this episode we see the beginning of Jason and Lauren's relationship as well as see the seniors graduate! Tune in for drama and delicious dirt this week

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAUGHT YOU AT A TIME WHEN YOU WERE CUMMING?! (Ep. 15)

Jul 20th, 2017 1h

Hallie is BACK with special guest Caitlin Jagodzinski discussing players and prom! We discuss how Jason is a fucking idiot as well as all the men in Hallie's life's shortcomings! PS do not read "The Way of The Superior Man" because only insecur

THE HILLS DAY 2017! (ep. 14)

Jun 1st, 2017 58m 44s

ITS THE HILLS DAY 2017 YOU LC LOVIN' MOTHERS!!! On this very special episode of TLC Hallie and guest co-host, and The Hills enthusiast, Seth Thomas switch it up in honor of the 11 year anniversary of The Hills premiering! In this episode they w

PINEAPPLES ARE GOOD FOR YOUR PUSSY! (Ep. 13)

May 19th, 2017 47m 50s

Guest co-host Taylor Costello is watching Laguna Beach this week, and Liz makes a return as a guest as well! We see the gang go back to Cabo as tensions rise between Jessica and Alex! Kristin visits Stephen and things are not how they used to b

I'M GAY NOW SO IT DOESN'T REALLY FUCKING MATTER! (Ep. 12)

May 11th, 2017 59m 31s

Hallie is back again with a new guest co-host Sarah McCarten! Jason is with Alex now and Jessica is struggling while the two girl groups try to reconcile. Listen up and relive those glory days with us!

WHO THE FUCK HAS A FIRST DATE ON A PODCAST? ME! (Ep. 11)

May 3rd, 2017 1h 4m

McKenzie is busy working and getting ready for a move... So, Hallie hosts the podcast with guest co-host Joshua! It is there first date and what better way to get to know each other than over nostalgia and talk of exes?!

I WAS READING TWILIGHT WHILE MY BOYFRIEND WENT SKATE PARK TO SKATE PARK! (Ep. 10)

Apr 6th, 2017 56m 24s

It gets funny and feministy this week on TLC!! The gals are back to chat about what it really means to cheat and how we need to hold men more accountable because McKenzie is OVER men this week and we're not sorry about it!