Libby Wahlmeier returns as we attempt to decode the intentions behind an Instagram DM conversation.Libby's Insta: www.instagram.com/libbywahlmeierTextual Healing FB group: www.TextualHealers.com

Fuzzy Black Handcuffs w/ Zainab Johnson

Nov 9th, 2017 54m 2s

Hilarious Zainab Johnson helps Anthony decipher the ambiguous demeanor of women's online dating responses.Read along to this week's online convo on our Facebook group: www.TextualHealers.comZainab Johnson's Instagram: instagram.com/zainabjohnso

THE GOOCH! w/ Holly Anabel Brown

Nov 3rd, 2017 1h 16m

Holly Anabel Brown stops by to read a quite sexual conversation between two past lovers coming in for one last try at a relationship. As always, this one crashes and burns.Holly's LA Comedy Fundraiser: http://bit.ly/2xSsFNaJoin the Textual Heal

Episode 029: The Scary Episode! w/ Megan Sousa

Oct 27th, 2017 1h 33m

This episode is no joke. This week, our online dating conversation is submitted by a real-life witch! Anthony and Megan take turns telling ghost stories and scare the crap out of each other.Join the wild Facebook group: www.TextualHealers.comMe

Episode 028: "Hello babe." w/ Libby Wahlmeier

Oct 19th, 2017 40m 59s

Libby Wahlmeier is the most charmingest guest of all. We reenact a conversation between a psychopath and his prey. We try to figure out what the hell happened. We also chat sexuality and get intimately intimate about stuff.Join the Facebook gro

Episode 027: "Clapping dem cheeks." w/ Janeva Zentz

Oct 14th, 2017 53m 20s

Comedian Janeva Zentz visits and provides us with the most gorgeous Andrew Dice Clay impression while reading this week's failed online dating conversation. Anthony gives her some tips on how to sound more New Jerseyan, and Janeva talks about h

Episode 026: "I will be very charming and warm." w/ Brianna Barnes

Oct 5th, 2017 1h

In one of the creepiest episodes yet, comedian/actress/host Brianna Barnes joins Anthony for a Bumble conversation that leaves her mortified.Next, Brianna tells us the romantic story of how she met her ex-boyfriend and also how she met a sexy s

Episode 025: "Go in the toilet." w/ Ingrid Haubert

Sep 28th, 2017 1h 16m

This week we read the conversation between what seems to be a 4-year-old boy and a grown-ass woman who ain't got time for this sh*t.The wonderful and beautiful Ingrid Haubert joins us to read the outstanding conversation and talk about dating.

Episode 024: "Heather Goes On An OkCupid Date" w/ Heather Donaldson — Part 2

Sep 22nd, 2017 57m 13s

Anthony takes over Heather Donaldson's OkCupid account and sets up a date for Heather on the spot. She goes to meet him while Anthony watches and records the podcast! What do you think happens!?Want more Textual Healing and can't wait a whole s

Episode 023: "Are you saying I'm a six out of ten?" w/ Heather Donaldson — Part 1

Sep 15th, 2017 52m 39s

Heather Donaldson stops by today to read one of the most wild conversations ever transpired by two people. A guy miscalibrates his banter and makes the lady turn into a Dragon Ball Z character. Basically, she lays the frickin' smackdown on this

Episode 022: "Fifty Shades of F*cked Up" w/ Lori Marie

Sep 7th, 2017 1h 5m

This week Lori Marie stops by. Yes, another woman on the podcast! It's more fun as for the second time in history, Textual Healing gets to hear women's perspectives on dating as well.Our Tinder convo starts out fine but quickly goes into murky

Episode 021: "No, no I'm virgin, sorry." w/ Gabi Conti

Aug 31st, 2017 51m 58s

This week the uber-talented comedian Gabi Conti stops by to tell us about how she fell in love, as well as all of the various projects she's working on to basically become the new face of comedy in 2018.We recite a failed Instagram convo that w

Episode 020: "Professor Poopypants" w/ Jeremy Long

Aug 19th, 2017 59m 8s

In this episode, Jeremy Long stops by to help me diagnose a contentious Bumble conversation that ended abruptly. But Jeremy, being the improv master that he is, gives a perfect follow-up response for this under-sexed bumbling Bumbler in hopes t

Episode 019: "He's Texting The Goddamn Conjuring!" w/ Chris Cope

Jul 27th, 2017 57m 38s

In today's episode, actor and comedian Chris Cope stops by for a little Textual Healing and makes Anthony crack up the whole time.Want to anonymously submit your own textual predicament? Visit TextualHealingShow.com. Join our Facebook group for

Episode 018: "The Creepy Slime F*ck" w/ Brady Matthews

Jul 21st, 2017 44m 21s

Comedian/artist/actor Brady Matthews stops by to help tackle one of the creepiest Tinder conversations in Textual Healing history.Then, we learn how Brady wooed his current partner after meeting her at one of his Vegas comedy gigs—and two month

Episode 017: Textual Healing Has Returned!

Jul 8th, 2017 26m 41s

After several long months without your favorite comedy podcast, Textual Healing is back with a new crisis to fix. Today's special guest is one of the funniest people I've ever met: MARK!Together we read through an OkCupid conversation where the

Episode 016: A Textual Healing Celebration!

Feb 6th, 2017 21m 45s

Ian and Anthony finally successfully turn a failed relationship into a hailed relationship. Back in episode four, Abraham was swinging whiffers with Helen, his love interest. Now, after our godsend advice, they are going steady and ready for ba

Episode 015: Matthew McText-a-hey

Feb 1st, 2017 28m 16s

Anthony and Ian scour the anals of Reddit to lend a helping hand to a confused texter. They ponder the usage of the phrase, "I could just eat you up," and cover some strong advice for our Redditor.

Episode 014: The Firing Joke

Jan 25th, 2017 26m 51s

This week's submission was a real, real risky text message. Ian thinks it's probably the worst thing someone could ever send to a woman but Anthony thought it was "pretty dope tho". What was said? And what's the backstory? Find out in this week

Episode 013: "The Red Chair, Pt. 2" or "Garbage Planet"

Jan 17th, 2017 50m 5s

We finish the conversation between two bodybuilders and figure out where it all went wrong. Then, we try to pick up the pieces by giving him some future advice as well as a way to fix this current relationship. Also, we make fun of Captain Plan

Episode 012: "The Red Chair, Pt. 1" or "Family Lovers"

Jan 9th, 2017 30m 28s

We read a failed OkCupid conversation between two gym rats where our man convinces a potential lover to give him her number by tempting her with a picture of him doing leg lifts at the gym. A "snatch" made in heaven?

Episode 011: "You Feel Like An Artistic Free Soul"

Jan 2nd, 2017 34m 31s

In this episode, Ian and Anthony get bored to death by this job interview of a Tinder conversation. On the positive side, it gives god-like Anthony an opportunity to drop a really powerful flirting secret for you.

Episode 010: "My Old Roommate Once Killed A Man"

Dec 15th, 2016 33m 20s

In this bonus Thursday episode, see what happens when Anthony signs into a Bumble account and impersonates his client, successfully getting him on a date with a great gal. He shows you what to do when a woman stops responding, and what happens

Episode 009: "What Do You Max Out At, Bra?"

Dec 12th, 2016 26m 3s

Ian and Anthony analyze the seemingly disinterested text conversation by two bodybuilders. After delivering an amazing piece of widely neglected, though universal dating advice, Anthony goes into the best "Deliverance" impression you've ever he