We all know the Tories don't have conference, they have a rally. You know, like certain well known European leaders of the late 30s. Since it's been dominating the airwaves what did we learn from this year's? Do Tories trust Boris?

Naturally we look as briefly as possible at taste in political discussion, and Adam's also got a bit further through Dave's book and provides a handy synopsis (though there still hasn't been much about pigs). Be grateful; he's reading it so you don't have to!

Also we cast our minds as far back as Labour conference and that court judgement and debate their democratic consequences – if any. Plus Jon teaches Adam a new word.

Of course we can't ignore events in the Twitter World Cup of the Worst Tories Ever - you can vote now.