Thomas gets in the cab singing "Bulls On Parade" by Rage Against the Machine 

https://youtu.be/3L4YrGaR8E4

The guys discuss what different groups of animals are called.

THE DISPATCHER #1:  "Street People"

Thomas witnesses a bar patron displaying 'metronome syndrome'

Taxi David observes a rollerblader with no respect to those in automobiles.

THE DISPATCHER #2: "Life Changing Events"

Taxi David listens to a passenger who may have conflicting ideas on what is fair in relationships.

(SIDE NOTE: This is the song Thomas was thinking of: https://youtu.be/3RueCun_Bh8)

Thomas has a socially awkward passenger who confesses she finally kissed a man.  

Thomas recalls streaking in church.