Alex, Chris, Jesse, Jon, and Josh offer their weekly teaspoon of nonsense. Alex rants about Dave Roberts yanking Clayton Kershaw after 7 innings and only 80 pitches with a perfect game intact (0:33), the guys discuss HBO's 'Winning Time: The Rise of the Lakers Dynasty' (12:18), and recap the NBA play-in games/preview the first round of the playoffs (18:38). The crew then turn to Auston Matthew's historic season (30:10), ponder their teams' biggest celebrity fans (35:30), and talk about the first week of the MLB season, including a critique of the Blue Jays' home run jacket (42:56). The show finishes with everyone's Qualin Award nominations (52:24), and a round of Start-Bench-Cut focused on Vezina Trophy candidates (58:43).